...is possibly the most revolting man I have ever come across.

Discuss.

I would Floopy - but I really don't think there is anything else to add!!!

Glad germaine didn't rise to his pathetic attempts at baiting her earlier! Shame that gobby Lisa did though!

He has to go, he is making me feel physically sick! :angry: :sick:

Oh my god, just got a shot of John's belly and grubby Y-fronts


:sick: :sick:

It's revolting but he is such an interesting character. I like him because he is awful! He has to stay in to cause more arguments :)

I actually can't stand John McCrirrick and can find nothing redeeming about him at all, not least his hair which I find near on vomit inducing....


But, bless his insecure cotton socks - he is a product of his upbringing, boarding school [ obv. with no female influence and the brainwashing of male superiority {without any substance or backup whatsoever}] ...
despite his insiduous and revolting being - I quite like him.


for goodnes sake flippydoodah shut up!!! oops was I talking out loud there???

he wears a real fur hat :sick:

I would Floopy - but I really don't think there is anything else to add!!!

Glad germaine didn't rise to his pathetic attempts at baiting her earlier! Shame that gobby Lisa did though!
Agree. Lisa seems to think she is some kind of hard nut, don't like her and don't like him. Lock them in the sauna together and lets see them sweat it out. i feel Lisa would not be so gobby if she didn't have an audience. John would be but then he is vile.

I actually can't stand John McCrirrick and can find nothing redeeming about him at all.........................

despite his insiduous and revolting being - I quite like him.

Eh? :wacko:

Yes he's absolutely vile - but then I thought that just from catching him occasionally at the race track (on tele of course) vile, vile, vile. And did I say vile? :sick:

Oh my god, just got a shot of John's belly and grubby Y-fronts


:sick: :sick:
this was one of the last images in my head before I went to sleep ... I am happy to report I had no nightmares ... maybe I will get flashbacks later!

One gets the impression he's only taken one pair of pants in with him doesn't one!!

And yes his hair makes me feel sick too Flip! Human hair in sink holes etc is one of my big big phobias (if that's the right word) and to find one of those long pieces that go over the top of his big head trapped round the workings of a plug hole would make me physically sick for a week! :sick:

I hate the way he cals his wife "the booby" I wonder what it is about him that makes her stay. And if he isn't as bad as we are seeing and it's all just and act to make us hate him and get thrown out, why make yourself appear so vile? just be boring and sit in the corner. By making himself controversial I don't think John will be first out.

Oh my god, just got a shot of John's belly and grubby Y-fronts


:sick: :sick:

He reminded me of the wheelchair character, Andy, in Little Britain. :laugh:

Whatever else about him, I thought his diary room observations were pretty spot on.

At least he's under no illusion that people might like him and he was totally honest about his reasons for being in there. Money. Which, ultimately, is what we know they're all in there for.

I didn't see last nights programme, but I've seen John McCrirrick in interview and other programmes (Have I got News for You etc.), so I already knew that he was a total @rse.

Sounds like he's just acting true to form. Obnoxious!

I'm pretty sure he is only in there to rub sparks of Germaine Greer. I hope she doesn't rise to it, because that's what he wants.

That said, him being there might be quite entertaining. It's always the ones you don't like who make the show watchable.

he wears a real fur hat :sick: Well he ought to be punched to a pulp for that alone, but then there are crimes against comb over hair, huge nappy like y fronts, spitting while you talk, bogey eating, farting and wearing a ludicrous overcoaty thing to consider too !

I hope they keep him in though, and get rid of bland Jeremy or the up her own ass, madge from neighbours voice Lisa L'anson .......

John is just as he is wherever he goes.

He thinks it's easy money, and that he will be first out - we have to make him earn his keep.:laugh:

Now I know I said I hated him, and I do, don't get me wrong, but he's kinda fascinating, and I sooo want to keep him in for the entertainment value

Also, cos the rest of them seem pretty dull in comparison.

Now I know I said I hated him, and I do, don't get me wrong, but he's kinda fascinating, and I sooo want to keep him in for the entertainment value

Also, cos the rest of them seem pretty dull in comparison.
But I think with him out some of the others will flourish. he completely dominates all conversation with his totally outlandish opinions which he loves to shout/spit at the top of his voice.

He's an oaf, a bounder and he needs fresh underpants! :laugh:

But I think with him out some of the others will flourish. he completely dominates all conversation with his totally outlandish opinions which he loves to shout/spit at the top of his voice.

He's an oaf, a bounder and he needs fresh underpants! :laugh:

Oooh he's spoiling it cos I can't hear anyone but him.

Why does he keep repeating everything?
Why does he keep repeating everything?
Why does he keep repeating everything?
Why does he keep repeating everything?

He is just so LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad2:

I think only Brigitte and Germaine know how to handle him - by ordering him around in a very loud manner. I think he's basically **** scared of women in general and his way of handling them is to put them down.


When's the first eviction, anyone?

I think he is vile, repellant ans some of the things he says are unbelievable.

But keep him in, I think he is hilarious.
Yes he is loud but from the editing today others did get a say. Well Lisa Ianson did, someone needs tell her to shut up.

I think he's basically **** scared of women in general

I think he is a repressed homosexual. In his initial interview he was extolling the virtues of big boobs and 'breast sex' which means putting your penis between a pair of large mammaries. It struck me that it doesn't take a huge leap of imagination to see this as rogering a pair of buttocks.

I think he is a repressed homosexual. In his initial interview he was extolling the virtues of big boobs and 'breast sex' which means putting your penis between a pair of large mammaries. It struck me that it doesn't take a huge leap of imagination to see this as rogering a pair of buttocks.
back with a vengance I see! ..... and thanks for that imagery, it will take a long time and a lot of drinking to get that out of my head! :sick:

I know it's early days but they all seem to be getting on far too well so far. All very tolerant and cheerful. Boring!! Hope it livens up a bit :sad:

Picking your nose and eating it - unforgiveable. :sick:

...putting your penis between a pair of large mammaries.
so that's an unusual an unusual thing for most men then, is it? :laugh:

I just can't stand him - he makes me feel :sick:

The sooner he goes the better for me!

I think he is a repressed homosexual. In his initial interview he was extolling the virtues of big boobs and 'breast sex' which means putting your penis between a pair of large mammaries. It struck me that it doesn't take a huge leap of imagination to see this as rogering a pair of buttocks.

First..hello you.

Yes I do think you are right...then again I feel that anyone male or female who has been thru their childhood in an unnatural state - single sexed boarding schools - will always have some confusion.

I havn't seen enough so far to really comment on each (been a bit busy the last few days), but first impressions are of a man who needs to be treated like a child.

The sooner he goes the better for me!

Me too, ils. At first I thought it would be a shame to see him go first because he's such a love to hate figure, but he just dominates the programme and is overshadowing everyone. The man's a real show off. I've had enough. When do we get to vote him out?

First..hello you.

Yes I do think you are right...then again I feel that anyone male or female who has been thru their childhood in an unnatural state - single sexed boarding schools - will always have some confusion.

I havn't seen enough so far to really comment on each (been a bit busy the last few days), but first impressions are of a man who needs to be treated like a child. Yep I agree Cat. Im sure that "Booby" wears the trousers in the house. He needs to be shouted down and dealt with like a naughty boy.

Id love for him to stay in, despite the gross-out factor, as he winds some of them up so much !

When do we get to vote him out? I don't know but certainly not this week! Last day is Sunday 23rd (I think) so probably not tomorrow but the following Monday :(

I don't know but certainly not this week! Last day is Sunday 23rd (I think) so probably not tomorrow but the following Monday :(

Oh dear. That long. :sad:

It's odd really, but the only redeeming factor in the show so far is John! Why?? Well, he is the only one that seems to have brought about any strong feelings in anyone, be it revulsion or hate. Currently he has sent everyone else to Coventry and has been sat on his own - all sulky like a kid. :huh:

Picking your nose and eating it - unforgiveable. :sick:

Only, and I can't stress this strongly enough, only if someone sees you doing it!!! :laugh: :laugh:

Yep I agree Cat. Im sure that "Booby" wears the trousers in the house. He needs to be shouted down and dealt with like a naughty boy.

See now I've got this ghastly mental image involving JMcC's naked **** and a spanking stick :sick:

This thread reminds me why I JUST ADORE you lot!!!

sf and cos it is sunday I shall give you your Sunday name sfanny - lovley to see you, I blushed the deepest crimson but guffawed along with the rest at the re-entrance of Oscar standards!!!!!:laugh:

Dol - agreed re the nose picking. And Floops I reckon your right - he is a subserviant male whose only recourse of dominance is to lash out at those who he sees as repressing him. He is so typical of that 'ilk'.

But I can't honestly ever imagine in the history of the whole of mankind removing 7 or more pairs of large greyish underpants from the washing machine and secretly hanging them on the line in the shadow of darkness, lest the neighbours see the sheer size and grubiness of his underwear!!! For everything else that woman [the Booby] does she is a saint.

And I bet he has been living off the shock value of calling Mrs McCrirrick, the Booby for the whole of his married life!! Yawn ywan yawn!!

I've been trying to google a pic of Booby, unsuccessfully - for some reason I'm totally fascinated to see what she looks like. Shame.


Anyway I found this instead:

http://www.witneyrfc.fsnet.co.uk/Images/misc/mccririck2.jpg

I saw Booby on the launch programme. She looked like a very ordinary woman who puts up with the whims of an very extra-ordinary man ... and the only reason I can think she would put up with him is ... love, strangely enough.

I have just caught up with BB after the last couple of nights being out and I have to say that this man is the most childish, brattish, pathetic excuse I have ever seen.

He strops around like a petulant child not getting his own way and deserves a bluddy good smack in his horrible sweaty red puffy face.

Ewwww this man makes me want to scream.............



Buzz breathes again

I totally agree Buzz, but somehow I do feel a bit sorry for him. He reminds me very much of a guy I used to work with who'd been dumped at boarding school by his parents at the age of 7 and got horrendously bullied for the next 10 years.

He ended up having a major problem with women, especially ones who didnt conform to his only female role model - which was basically the school matron. To counteract the bullying, he developed a way of being very outspoken and rude, in an attempt to almost deliberately make himself unpopular and riculous, but under his own terms, so that if he had already done it, nobody else could.

I just wonder if something similar isn't at the root of our John

I have to agree with you Floopy. I have just fallen out big time with a friend of mine who has put her 5 year old into boarding. He is one of the sweetest kids I know, and it breaks my heart what this is gonna do to him.

I really think John should stay, he's an arsehole, but, he's about the only thing in there that is rocking the boat. That's what we all want to see isn't it?

Well he certainly threw teddy out of the pram tonight didn't he? Can't say I blamed him in principle because I don't see how they can withhold milk and CBB backed down and let them swap something. What I didn't agree with was the way he rounded on the Group, it wasn't their fault after all.

Beginning to see the personalities coming out now. Kenzy (ya know what I mean - Grrr!) loosing his cool big time over the closing of the door incident. Of course that was all triggered by John still being in a foul mood and blaming him for things beyond his control.

Mmmm, things are hotting up nicely :)

I really thought it would be fun to have him in at first even though he was a disgusting slob.
But after watching tonights program and some of the house mates trying to talk to him, but he was having his silence, I say get him out.

Originally Posted by survivorfan
...putting your penis between a pair of large mammaries. :

so that's an unusual an unusual thing for most men then, is it? :laugh:

Well - maybe not for Cockburns and John Mc Cririck, but probably for the rest of us.

Boys, help me out here....!

Apparently, because John's been moaning so much about his diet coke, BB have been giving glasses of coke to the others when they are in the diary room.
They can't take it out with them, they have to drink it in the diary room.

Jeremy at first said no, but then when BB got him talking about John, he drank it.
Kenizie said something on the lines of, whey, your cool BB.

Now I don't know if they've gone out and told John about the diary room coke or not, put him in an even more foul mood if they do.

:laugh: :laugh:

Wonder what Bez thought when he heard about free coke in the diary room..? :wacko:

He reminded me of the wheelchair character, Andy, in Little Britain. :laugh:

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LOL you have hit the nail on the head there :)

I thought JM was an eccentric gent before he went in, now I think he is a sexist, arrogant, spoilt child in a rather large body.

Well I never like John Mc - he is a total dinasour, someone who belongs in another century and a dirty old man. I did however begin to like him better when Germaine felt queasy on the merry go round and he had his arm around her and was comforting her. Now after his churlish and totally out of order behaviour over the milk, when Kenzie swapped his green beans and his rudeness to Kenzie over the door closing, I have gone back to my original opinion. I wouldnt want him voted out just yet tho cos gross as he is he is quite entertaining. Would hate to see him win though, imagine what a braggart he would be!!

Wonder what Bez thought when he heard about free coke in the diary room..? :wacko:


Hilarious! :laugh:

LOL!! I agree with every word you wrote there MariaRob - spot on with my thinking!

I totally agree Buzz, but somehow I do feel a bit sorry for him. He reminds me very much of a guy I used to work with who'd been dumped at boarding school by his parents at the age of 7 and got horrendously bullied for the next 10 years.

He ended up having a major problem with women, especially ones who didnt conform to his only female role model - which was basically the school matron. To counteract the bullying, he developed a way of being very outspoken and rude, in an attempt to almost deliberately make himself unpopular and riculous, but under his own terms, so that if he had already done it, nobody else could.

I just wonder if something similar isn't at the root of our John
Ditto this - I was just about to type something very similar - but you beat me too it Floops..........

Its the classic "bording school boy" isnt it - hasnt got a clue how to show/use emotions.....he was b*ggered by his peers and superiors (as he has said on BB on the night they went into the house)...the only female he probably had contact with would have been Matron - who was probably a very cold and bitter woman - she was probably a Matron cos no one wanted to wed her :unsure: and back then in the dark ages, the birch and cane were still used.......crying was for girls.....you get the picture......HOW CRUEL!!!!!!!! no wonder he is like he is.......

Although when you see him with Booby, he so OBVIOUSLY adores her and her him and I think that underneath it all is an amusing and gentle chap, but he has been programmed by Public Schools to have a stiff upper lip - and like Floopy says, he does the rude and obnoxious bit as a safety thing!

See now I've got this ghastly mental image involving JMcC's naked **** and a spanking stick :sick: Oh. My. God ......... (vomits n faints with the vileness of it all ....)

I've just watched last nights BB and the bit with John in the Diary Room was hilarious.

"NO I WON't TALK TO YOU"

"SHUT UP..JUST SHUT UP"

I roared.

:laugh:

OMG, can J McC get any worse? Just seen his clips on Richard & Judy. I think he a severe problem dealing with people, maybe that's why he commentates on horses! He just doesn't know how to communicate does he? I don't know about his background, was he brought up in boarding school, if so then I think as has been highlighted here, that could be a basis for his rudeness and unable to feel comfortable.

It would have been nice to see a different, softer side to John but if anything he has just made the public's assumptions of him a lot worse than was thought when he first went in. Luckily for him, I doubt this escapade will ruin his career doing what he does, but I bet it is his poor suffering wife that will end up picking up the pieces. The guy has a problem and really should not be in there, he just cannot deal with being ordered about. He knew what was to be expected of him beforehand but now he is showing himself as being childish, ignorant and utterly selfish. I do hope that he comes to his senses.

btw - Is Germaine still there as there was no mention of her on R&J?

Boys, help me out here....!
I'm up for it how big are they?:devil:

btw - Is Germaine still there as there was no mention of her on R&J?

Yes she is still there - getting all possessive with the kitchen and falling out with Brigitte over it according to one of the web sites :laugh:

I'm up for it how big are they?:devil:
It was a very non-specific question, honestly :wink2:

It dawned on me yesterday what a very wise decision it was to put John in the house - He's contracted to Channel4, and whatever else he does, th viewing figures for Channel 4 Racing and doing to go sky high when he comes out, I bet.

I totally agree Buzz, but somehow I do feel a bit sorry for him. He reminds me very much of a guy I used to work with who'd been dumped at boarding school by his parents at the age of 7 and got horrendously bullied for the next 10 years.

He ended up having a major problem with women, especially ones who didnt conform to his only female role model - which was basically the school matron. To counteract the bullying, he developed a way of being very outspoken and rude, in an attempt to almost deliberately make himself unpopular and riculous, but under his own terms, so that if he had already done it, nobody else could.

I just wonder if something similar isn't at the root of our John
I wondered about the boarding school thing too as within the first 20 minutes of entering the house he mentioned three time that he was at boarding school between the ages of 6 and 18.

Agreed, but then again, by the time you get to 63, isn't it about time you stopped blaming your upbringing and took responsibilty for who you actually are?

I just can't decide between hating and pitying the man.

Agreed, but then again, by the time you get to 63, isn't it about time you stopped blaming your upbringing and took responsibilty for who you actually are?



True Floopy, so true. His behaviour last night was just pathetic..laughable in places, but ultimately a spoiled brat, and I would not expect that sort of beahviour from a child.

Agreed, but then again, by the time you get to 63, isn't it about time you stopped blaming your upbringing and took responsibilty for who you actually are?

I just can't decide between hating and pitying the man.

Well said Floopy and maybe his wife has got to take some of the blame too, for letting him have his own way all the time! And I feel the same I can't decide if I feel sorry for him or not........... :unsure:

The man is a total banker....he apologised to kenzie for going ape and is once again NOT TALKING to anyone!! why?? they all said start afresh, forget what happened and he is still actin like a total prick.

This man HAS to go he is not even entertaining now, just boring, sulking like a ****.



and breathe!

why can i say banker and prick but not tw@t?

very strange.. :wacko:

Quote: "The housemates have been given 14 pheasants to pluck, John has decided he won't give a pluck!" :laugh:

It was on the prog just now! :unsure:

I'm lovin him....best laugh in the house.

Quote: "The housemates have been given 14 pheasants to pluck, John has decided he won't give a pluck!" :laugh:

It was on the prog just now! :unsure:
That was such a brilliant line:laugh:

I just wish gobby Lisa would stop pandering to him on the one hand and then making faces behind his back on the other hand. Why can't the stupid bint just leave him alone!

Interesting!!! Since Jackie has come in they seem to be going to John for advice, and he's giving his views happily. Brigitte is now demanding to talk to BB about this, she is not happy at all!

Good thing is it seems to brought John out of his sulk!

I've been trying to google a pic of Booby, unsuccessfully - for some reason I'm totally fascinated to see what she looks like. Shame.


Anyway I found this instead:

http://www.witneyrfc.fsnet.co.uk/Images/misc/mccririck2.jpg
I googled boobies by accident - i've been there for hours.

LOL!! Wondered where you'd got to! :laugh:

Interesting!!! Since Jackie has come in they seem to be going to John for advice, and he's giving his views happily. Brigitte is now demanding to talk to BB about this, she is not happy at all!

Good thing is it seems to brought John out of his sulk!
Yeah cos he's probably poohing his big smelly Y fronts :sick:

He is almost beyond redemption isn't he?
This sulking is wearing thin - buck up John, we don't mind opinions, right or wrong, we don't mind who has them, but someone who says nothing - most of the time - isn't worthy of our comtempt.
John - John who?

His wife was on GMTV this morning and she is almost as bad as he is! She was not embarrassed about his behaviour at all and seemed to think that he had a right to behave like that. They do seem like the perfect couple! :blink:

And she felt sorry for him being stuck in there with "those creatures"!!!!! Charming eh?! :laugh:

Hi Guys, havn't been able to see much of the show but did see Kenzie laying into John the other night you mention a door closing incident but what happened to set him off.

Hi Guys, havn't been able to see much of the show but did see Kenzie laying into John the other night you mention a door closing incident but what happened to set him off.
wb India!

To be honest I thought Kenzie's reaction was TOTALLY out of proportion and he could have handled it a lot better, instead of flying off the handle. However, "intervention" from "peacemaker" Lisa made it quite impossible for him to be chilled about it.

basically John criticised him for being weak for doing what BB asked (ie. shut the door). Kenzie should have shut it, flicked a V sign to John and gone to bed imo! But then I'm 42 and he's 19!

But then I'm 42 and he's 19!
No you are not!!! :mad2: You are younger than me and I am only 41!!! But you can be older if you want and we can swap - eh?? Good idea - yes??:p


India - helllooooooooooooooo and wb!!:D

He is driving me batty with how childish he is but I can't stop watching him - I did think he was going to relent last night when Jeremy & Bez were presenting the coat of arms thing to Lisa but no, off he went in a big strop again. The diet coke thing in the diary room was inspired - I roared.

I hope he stays, the entertainment value is priceless

If my Mother ever reads this I am dead, and I loved my Nana very much - but it has just dawned on me that John McCrirrick reminds me of my Nana!!

Hey!! Mrs Flip's Mum - Guess what?......................... :bye:

If its possible for him to get any more grotesque, McCririck has managed to do it apparantly .....

Check out the highlighted section below ... lol. Give them a day or so and they'll be giving him his own cutlery, plate, cup, glass and bowl !!! :laugh:

Bedtime banter
http://images.digitalspy.co.uk/clock.gif Filed: 01:30, Day 7 by Emzi Tingay (http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds7418.html#)

During a late night bedroom chat, Lisa revealed that she's been in therapy for the last two years. "It's the best thing I've ever done" she said.

As John rubbished the idea of seeing a shrink, Lisa told him not to reject an idea before he'd tried it. But John then went on to reveal a sensitive side when quizzed about wife Booby by Kenzie and Lisa.

When asked if he missed his wife after six days, the betting guru replied in sentimental tones "Oh yes, I do. She is the other part of Team McCririck".

But in the lounge, Brigette, Bez and Caprice were being critical of John's coldsore problem. "I looked at them and I wanted to heave" said Kenzie. Caprice said that, after observing John's coldsores at the dinner table, she made sure that she washed all the glasses, cups and cutlery ""extra, extra well".

At 1.30am, Brigette opted to clean the dishes rather than go to bed a few feet away from her ex mother-in-law as Bez confessed to Caprice that her chewing gum had been a life-saver as being in the Big Brother house had given him the urge to smoke cigarettes again.

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When asked if he missed his wife after six days, the betting guru replied in sentimental tones "Oh yes, I do. She is the other part of Team McCririck".


Awwww bless him - he really does adore her, and her him..... I feel for John to be honest - he didnt pick up simple social skills at his posh boarding school did he!

In a bizarre way, and I mean bizarre, he reminds me of Prince Charles - I always felt for him cos he got slated for being a "cold fish" but he truly doesnt know any different!!!

Cor Im glad Im common!!!!

In an AOL poll "Who would you like to see win Big Brother" John came TOP!

what the HUH? o.k. what ever turns you on i suppose :blink:

does anyone else feel a bit sorry for him though? he cuts a sad figure.

He still has my support.

John makes me feel sick. Did anybody see him pick his nose and eat it? :sick:

John makes me feel sick. Did anybody see him pick his nose and eat it? :sick:

... and yet he still feels the need to be rude about Jackie! Ok Ok she is like some kind of troll, but he's no oil painting is he

I agree, but he has had the guts to say all this to Jackies face, the others are worse as they are doing it behind her back, and then smiling sweetly at her!

Yes, that very nearly made the throw up - it was disgusting!

John makes me feel sick. Did anybody see him pick his nose and eat it? :sick:

I agree, but he has had the guts to say all this to Jackies face, the others are worse as they are doing it behind her back, and then smiling sweetly at her! How very true. He is tactless, insensitive but above all, brutally honest.

As you say, if he has a gripe he says it to the persons face instead of whispering and giggling behind his hand like Lisa L'Anson and Caprice keep doing.