Now its no surprise to me that she is a thick, shallow woman with one working brain cell, but what IS a surprise is how peculiar her face looks !

Every time you see her pictured on lads mags etc she looks stunning, and yet in full glare of the lights in the Celeb BB house, her face looks spotty, puffed up, her eyes look like pee holes in the snow and her hair is bleached beyond endurance ... (she has a hair care range????) :unsure:

It just goes to show how airbrushed she is.

Mr P even queried whether she'd had plastic surgery that had gone wrong, she looks so peculiar.

I'm sure there's some Botox going on there. Her forehead didn't flicker whatever her expression. And her lips looked a bit troutish too.

I must admit I thought she was OK though, and didn't come out too badly in her discussion with John.

I cannot have her at any price.:sad:

I think she's horrrid

In the Sunday newspaper today they commented on why a model of 28 should have botox and succeed in looking expressionless or constantly surprised as a 40 year old!

Caprice is NEVER 28 !!!!!!!!!!! NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! :blink: Bloody hell, if she IS 28, then she looks rougher than Brigitte - who is an incredibly prematurely ancient looking 41 !!!

She's 33 actually!

She is OK so far, the men are all hanging on her every word - especially noticable when she was asked who she would sleep with in the house. They all looked on expectantly/hopefully and Jeremy seemed very disappointed when she didn't pick him. So for that reason alone she is good entertainment.

Oooh I thought that bit was so feeble and pathetic, when she said she'd pick John, then stuck her fingers down her throat.

a) have the balls to tell the truth love
and
b) don't pick on the ugly fat bloke who's not there to hear you slag him off

Oooh I thought that bit was so feeble and pathetic, when she said she'd pick John, then stuck her fingers down her throat.

a) have the balls to tell the truth love
and
b) don't pick on the ugly fat bloke who's not there to hear you slag him off
I thought it was a bit spitefull and b1tchy too Floops!

Well she has made ME think again about having BOTOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She used to be a STUNNER - now she is a plastic Chav like Jordan and Jodie!

Well I have to admit that Caprice has grown on me (well she is the best of a bad bunch). I originally thought she was totally shallow and up herself but she has come across as a quite sweet, quite funny person who is also an bit feisty and a p** taker, without being laddish (Lisa take note). I do however, think she has had some kind of surgery, her face looks plastic and pulled and not natural. I also doubt if she is the age claimed – 33 – more like late thirties. She has a fantastic bod though but I think she appeals to the young lads more – like Kenzie, a bit like Samantha Fox in her heyday.

She has been utterly two faced regarding John, all sweetness and light in front of him, then gagging to the others after. She is not a nice person, and not one I would trust as a friend. Too up herself!

I checked out her Bio on Google MariaRob, she is 33 according to that.

I saw her birth year as 1974.........10 years younger than me - DONT THINK SO!!!!! She is nearer to 40 than she would like to admit - WHY all the Botox and collogan otherwise?????

I saw her birth year as 1974.........10 years younger than me - DONT THINK SO!!!!! She is nearer to 40 than she would like to admit - WHY all the Botox and collogan otherwise?????


Good point, but, a lot of younger women, even girls, are getting all this done now to stave off the aging. It is a fact that you start going downhill at 25 years old. That's the top of the curve for 'growing up' - aging begins then - sadly! :sad:

Silly girls - I was gonna have it done early last year when I was still 30something, but then I thought about it and decided not to do it yet to wait till I really needed it - thankfully Clarins and Clinique do some GREAT products!!!!

I cant beleive that girls of 25 are worrying about wrinkles etc - I didnt even notice myself till I hit 35, and thats when I paid more attention and money to anti ageing products.......at 38 I was still mistaken for being in my late 20's or about 30.....

She is OK so far, the men are all hanging on her every word - especially noticable when she was asked who she would sleep with in the house. They all looked on expectantly/hopefully and Jeremy seemed very disappointed when she didn't pick him. So for that reason alone she is good entertainment.

Who did she pick, I keep forgetting to watch it, I've only watched the first one.

I did comment on another thread about how stunning she looks in her photo shoots and how much worse she looks in real life or not airbrushed I mean. I cannot believe it. She looks bigger (thighs and bum) and her lips are awful she really looks like she's had too much surgery done. My husband who usually rolls his eyes when I say "she's had plastic surgery" about somebody who's on TV even commented as soon as she came on saying "she's had plastic surgery"...

My husband who usually rolls his eyes when I say "she's had plastic surgery" about somebody who's on TV even commented as soon as she came on saying "she's had plastic surgery"...
Mr Q said something similar too Claire.......it was something like - "WOW she used to be well fit look at the state of it now...............minging"

Who did she pick, I keep forgetting to watch it, I've only watched the first one.

I did comment on another thread about how stunning she looks in her photo shoots and how much worse she looks in real life or not airbrushed I mean. I cannot believe it. She looks bigger (thighs and bum) and her lips are awful she really looks like she's had too much surgery done. My husband who usually rolls his eyes when I say "she's had plastic surgery" about somebody who's on TV even commented as soon as she came on saying "she's had plastic surgery"... Claire I said, exactly that at the start of the thread. I dont think her body looks bad but her face, in mags, is airbrushed beyond belief. Her face looks puffy, her lips are ludicrously over inflated and her hair and skin are bad. She is NO 33 year old.

Its funny the media including mags, music videos etc really make these people out to be above human ... We're the twits who get fooled at times- they're normal human beings! Warts and all!

I just wish modelling could be done without the airbrushing. Im all for make- up- I wear it, but why put something in a magazine as a "photo" when it is actually an artwork? It makes some women (and especially impressionable young girls who are already dealing with peer pressure etc) feel inadequate when they don't need to.

I saw her birth year as 1974.........

Well, there is DEFINITELY some fibbing going on somewhere then! Where did you see that as her birth year Queeenie?

I mean she claims to be 33, yet somewhere her birth year is recorded as 1974, which would mean that she is actually approaching 31. So she hasn't even managed to get her story straight! :laugh:

Ask.com gives the following helpful information:

Caprice Bourret was born in Southern California on October 24th 1979

and then:
Caprice Bourret was born on October 24, 1974

Pork pie, anyone?

Don't know what it is but she looked stunning tonight. So much better than when she started. I think it is her personality showing through. She's nice, so is Bridgett.

Personality definately shows through. She's also toned down the make up which helps anybody. Less is definately more!

She did make me laff when she was discussing "cattle travel" and she said she was very young and and hadn't had children yet.

very young!!! very young!!! my ****!! she's too old to be thinking she's very young!

I would put her age at 35-38.

She is really starting to get on my wick - seriously!!



The overdone laughing, the startled wide eyed look over a normal comment, and the general screeching and loudness! Too much Miss, you are trying too hard, and it shows!

I like her, she seems nice.

She did make me laff when she was discussing "cattle travel" and she said she was very young and and hadn't had children yet.

very young!!! very young!!! my ****!! she's too old to be thinking she's very young!

I would put her age at 35-38.
No way! I'd say she looks about 30, she does look like she's had some work done there (is it her lips?) but apart from that I think she looks great. What is her ancestry, Anyone know? she has a mixed race look.

She was born in California, and her father is French-Canadian.

I'll do some more checking.

I like her, she seems nice.

Me too, Claire. :)

I can't see she's done anything to make her so disliked.

Yes the "Iam very young" bit made us baulk as well! What is very young? would say about 15. Kenzie is young, Caprice is fast approaching middle age. Talk about labouring under a misapprehension! What with Batty old Jackie thinking she has been put in there to "enhance" the show, what are they feeding them in there - magic mushrooms?

Caprice looked very old her first night in when she had loads of make up on. She is not old. I think its great when people can feel and act young as long as they like. She's got a good self esteem and its refreshing.

She is really starting to get on my wick - seriously!!



The overdone laughing, the startled wide eyed look over a normal comment, and the general screeching and loudness! Too much Miss, you are trying too hard, and it shows! Yes I agree, she is the female Jeremy isnt she? Always aware of the cameras.

Germaine Greer had her spot on. She said that nothing Caprice does is spontaneous. She is aware of every action, every word (and obviously where the camera is at the time).

And just what was the point of telling Brigitte about Jackies comment about her? Apparently Jackie said of Brigitte's last Reality Show appearance, that it was pornographic (which it was Im afraid, she was permanently naked, drunk and constantly feeling up and being felt up by a rap star). However I doubt I would have repeated this to Brigitte, who is wound up enough as it is.
It annoyed me, it was unnecessary.

are we talking about Caprice's age or IQ here....??

are we talking about Caprice's age or IQ here....??

There's a difference??? :blink:

I want this one out asap! She is doing my head in big time.


Brings up an issue, gets apologised to, and then just goes on and on and on about it, I am really getting to dislike her! The ultimate drama queen.

I just can't stand her fake praise and the tone she uses!!

'Well done, well done John' etc, it is so patronising!!! Has anyone else noticed this or is it just me?

I also dislike the way her hair is dark underneath and so blonde on top, maybe it's the fashion or something but IMO it looks horrible.......


I want her, Lisa, John & Jeremy out.....

The brown hair underneath the blonde is fashionable but not with black roots. She is a botox babe. I dont like her and hope she gets voted out ASAP.

I just can't stand her fake praise and the tone she uses!!

'Well done, well done John' etc, it is so patronising!!! Has anyone else noticed this or is it just me?

I also dislike the way her hair is dark underneath and so blonde on top, maybe it's the fashion or something but IMO it looks horrible.......


I want her, Lisa, John & Jeremy out..... Well I have to say I dislike her less than Jeremy and Lisa who Id like out as soon as possible, but she is an empty vessel isnt she?

Both Germaine and John have said exactly the same about her (unbeknownest to each other). Both said that there is nothing she says, does, no action taken that hasnt been thought through first and been used to benefit Caprice Ltd.

If I hear her say once more, "Ohh Carrrrmmmm Arrrrrnnnn Jarrrrnnnn" I will scream. And someone should really tell her that she is simply too old to be using the word "Eww" time and time again.

As for the hair - words fail me that this woman has a hair care range. Its dyed white within an inch of its life, she had black roots at the top when she came in and the fashionable skunk (two tone hair) look is definitely for teenagers only !
Sayin all that, at least her face looks a bit better now. When she came in, it looked like she had had a chemical peel, it was so puffy, blotchy and weird looking.
Like most of the rest of you though, Id like the silly, shallow, empty vessel out. Jeremy and Lisa first though .... lol

I just can't stand her fake praise and the tone she uses!!

'Well done, well done John' etc, it is so patronising!!! Has anyone else noticed this or is it just me?


Nope! It's been bugging me for a while too! Do people who constantly "praise" others up think that it matters one jot to the person they are "praising up"? It sounds insincere, shallow and has no ring of truth about it .... a bit like Mme Caprice herself in fact!

Jermey does this too.
I think a lot of Americans tend to over exagerate about everything. That's in Caprice's defence! But Jermey is British and should be more reserved than that for goodness sake

I really wish they'd have evicted her tonight in that pig costume :laugh:

Caprice last night...........


"We have sooooo much food guys"
"We have sooooo much food guys"
"We have sooooo much food guys"
"We have sooooo much food guys"

On and on and on she went....hell, can that woman never say anything once and be done! :angry:

I really wish they'd have evicted her tonight in that pig costume :laugh:
Ohhh Floops how evil...........................................




I thought EXACTLY the same :devil:

Someone in the paper today pointed out that she always looks like she's in a wind tunnel :laugh:

Yes, I can't get why they slagged off Jackies lips, you see Caprices in profile???? Yuk.....oh and I guess I deserve a Miowwwwwwwwwwwwww for that one too! :devil:

I was watching her on the live feed just now doing a punishing routine (ok I know it's to promote her video!), but that woman's body is totally buff and it looks all real to me ...unlike her face.

I was watching her on the live feed just now doing a punishing routine (ok I know it's to promote her video!), but that woman's body is totally buff and it looks all real to me ...unlike her face. Oh yes, a fabulous body and she has legs to die for (they look ten feet long!) but thats it. She still comes across to me as someone dim and uninteresting ....

Oh yes, a fabulous body and she has legs to die for (they look ten feet long!) but thats it. She still comes across to me as someone dim and uninteresting ....
oh god yes! not half as clever or interesting as me! in fact we have one thing in common neither of us can get a decent bloke!!

and what is it about that bleached look around her eyes? What's all that about? She must have bought in a whole suitcase of touche eclat.

Yes, I can't get why they slagged off Jackies lips, you see Caprices in profile???? Yuk.....oh and I guess I deserve a Miowwwwwwwwwwwwww for that one too! :devil:
I totally agree with you Eternity.
I was watching the live feed earlier today and they had a shot of her in profile, and I just thought.....mmmmmm, another Jackie Stallone in a few years time.
Give me a miowwwwwwwwww as well then:laugh:

and what is it about that bleached look around her eyes? What's all that about? She must have bought in a whole suitcase of touche eclat. She looks like she has been on a skiing holiday, been wearing goggles and got a suntan, all apart from the big white panda eyes.

Im still laughing at the "gob open like a goldfish for ten minutes" when she was standing outside the diary room as they were all contemplating Lisa's possible eviction. :laugh:

Thank god she is out. She seems to chew more gum than Alex Ferguson. She was bland, boring, plastic and fake but by god, didnt she look buff in her eviction outfit???? :cool2:

Thank god she is out. She seems to chew more gum than Alex Ferguson. She was bland, boring, plastic and fake but by god, didnt she look buff in her eviction outfit???? :cool2:
Yes, give her that, she did look good, make up suits her, but I don't think it looks so good on Brigitte somehow.

Thank god she is out. She seems to chew more gum than Alex Ferguson. She was bland, boring, plastic and fake but by god, didnt she look buff in her eviction outfit???? :cool2:
Out of all the evictions on all the BB's, I think Caprice has looked the best - I do think she is a bit skinny, but she IS a model..........all she had on was a top and a pair of jeans FFS......my middle sis is like that, put her in a bin bag and she would still look like she has stepped off the pages of vogue....makes me :sick: .............with pure jealousy :laugh:

"can I get a tape of that" .... of all the stupid things that Caprice has said that (imo) is the stupidest!


AND STOP WITH THE CHEWING OF THE GUM, LADY!

"can I get a tape of that" .... of all the stupid things that Caprice has said that (imo) is the stupidest!


AND STOP WITH THE CHEWING OF THE GUM, LADY!
what was she on about Dol...i missed that bit!

When they showed her "best bits" ...which was mostly her heaving chest (is it real - I can't remember!) doing aerobics or lying in her bikini in the suana ... she asked if there was a tape of that which she could have! :laugh: it just struck me as a completely inane thing to say, I meantersay in this day and age did she think that there was the slightest possibility that she wouldn't be able to get a tape!

I thought it may have been that, I also hoped that she wasnt that shallow :glare:

for 3 nights on the trot Mr Q's mate has arrived just as CBB has started :sad: so I havent been able to watch it properly - didnt want to appear tooooo rude, so last night, I was pretending to do Mr Q's accounts on the 'puter so I could log on here and "keep up" :blush: :laugh:

Out of all the evictions on all the BB's, I think Caprice has looked the best - I do think she is a bit skinny, but she IS a model..........all she had on was a top and a pair of jeans FFS......my middle sis is like that, put her in a bin bag and she would still look like she has stepped off the pages of vogue....makes me :sick: .............with pure jealousy :laugh:
Apparently Caprice is 5ft 11 - most of that appearing to be her legs, so she would be hard pushed NOT to look buff in those hipsters. Mr P agrees she is too skinny and plastic looking (that nose!!) but she did look nice.

Her interview consisted of ludicrously ****** questions from Davina again, coupled with that over-attentive, fake stare Caprice has which seems be saying, "Oh yes, I SOOOOO hear what you are sayinggggggg" .....

I watched both Jeremy and Caprice on BBLB later and Dermot was totally different with them and got a different reaction and better interview, though to be honest, it could be that they were less stunned.

Did everyone see Caprice's black roots? When she went into the house, no roots, then when she was evicted after about 14 days- black roots, well I suppose that has to be expected, but at yesterday's winners programme she still had black roots. You would have thought that someone who lives by their appearance would have visited the hairdresser on eviction PDQ!!!

Did everyone see Caprice's black roots? When she went into the house, no roots, then when she was evicted after about 14 days- black roots, well I suppose that has to be expected, but at yesterday's winners programme she still had black roots. You would have thought that someone who lives by their appearance would have visited the hairdresser on eviction PDQ!!!I would imagine that if she shoves any more peroxide on that scalp, her hair will drop out entirely ...... :rolleyes:

Is there anybody who can explain to me what on earth is the point of Caprice, other than providing a fake image for impressionable young girls to want to copy, and for young boys to have a Kleenex moment over?

She makes plain, ugly women feel glad they're not beautiful :bye: