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maxine
09-01-2005, 03:56 PM
Awww, ain't he cute?

Don't like the way he speaks but I guess that's cos I'm old but he seems like a nice lad so far.

floopy
09-01-2005, 03:59 PM
He is quite a nice kid, I don't have any strong feelings either way yet, but he seems very unaffected by fame and quite grounded, so good on him :cool2:

Cat
09-01-2005, 04:00 PM
I wouldn't say no. :bye:

ils
09-01-2005, 04:07 PM
He seems like a very nice young man!

Pandora
09-01-2005, 04:21 PM
He makes me laff when he talks about "mah layyyyydeeeeezzzzzzz" like he is a thirty year old rap star from the Bronx. He looks about twelve with his clothes off .... :laugh:

Nice chap though, and very grateful for his birthday cake and champers - bless him.

Eternity
09-01-2005, 04:46 PM
I like him, and for a young kid he is coping well.

Dolores
09-01-2005, 05:11 PM
I wouldn't say no. :bye:Down girl down! Mind you you both have the same birthday in common - well almost!

I think Kenzie is a lovely young man, but I don't like the rapper speak it just sounds so false, even though I'm sure it's the way he speaks all da time. (e! 'ark at me going into rap at the end dere! -.... not such an old dog that I can't learn new tricks!!!! :laugh: )

It's refreshing to see such a nice young man in there, both ends of the male evolutionary scale in there -.... from John in the dark ages, to a enlightened Kenzie.

floopy
09-01-2005, 05:14 PM
I do wish he wouldnt keep picking his spots though.

I wonder how he'll cope with the, erm, perennial teenage boy problem....

Dolores
09-01-2005, 05:36 PM
I do wish he wouldnt keep picking his spots though.

I wonder how he'll cope with the, erm, perennial teenage boy problem....Well let's just say I can't see him pressing "it" up between Brigitte's breasts at any point!

.... and can''t young men go for 18 days with a w**k? I'm sure a nice young man like Kenzie will use the cold showers and thinking of John naked to supress his urges!

floopy
09-01-2005, 05:47 PM
I've just had a visual image of John McCrirck masturbating and I have just thanked the lord for the fact that there is no camera in the toilet.

Pandora
09-01-2005, 05:51 PM
I've just had a visual image of John McCrirck masturbating and I have just thanked the lord for the fact that there is no camera in the toilet. I will never, ever sleep again ....:sick:

floopy
09-01-2005, 05:55 PM
Sorry sorry sorry, this is the Kenzi thread, erm, lets get back onto Kenzie very quickly.

Try to banish the image, Here....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38214000/jpg/_38214263_jamesk.jpg

Dolores
09-01-2005, 06:02 PM
that boy is so sweeeeet! reminds me of an older Gareth Gates!

Eternity
09-01-2005, 07:22 PM
.... and can''t young men go for 18 days with a w**k? I'm sure a nice young man like Kenzie will use the cold showers and thinking of John naked to supress his urges! Dolores


18 seconds would be a record for some of them! :wacko:

floopy
09-01-2005, 09:26 PM
Wooohoo, add alcohol to wee Kenzie and he turns into a right little hard nut.

Good on you Kenz

Andrea
09-01-2005, 10:22 PM
Yeh, that was brilliant that when Kenzi boy effin this and effin that at John, wot a larf:laugh:

ils
09-01-2005, 10:33 PM
He was really angry, wasn't he? Not that I blame him, I think I would have been to. Bless him!

Andrea
19-01-2005, 09:34 PM
How funny did Kenzie look in the humpty dumpty outfit.

And bless him he hid for about 1/2 hour waiting for Lisa to come and find him.
How his posse must be laughing right now:laugh:

Lyndsay
19-01-2005, 09:48 PM
NOOOOO! He's an annoying little ****, who thinks he's a black jamaican! Get him out! He's contributed zero! (Apart from trying to hide in his Humpty Dumpty costume!). I'm not going to forgive him for inflicting his TERRIBLE music on an unsuspecting british public for a very long time!!

Andrea
19-01-2005, 10:26 PM
Oh Lyndsay, I agree with everything you say, I was just lmao when I was watching him in that outfit trying to hide:laugh:

Dolores
20-01-2005, 07:28 AM
his pathetic cries of "it can't be an eviction it's a school night" had me rolling around laffing!!


Kenzie, love, it ain't all about YOU!

claire
20-01-2005, 08:55 AM
NOOOOO! He's an annoying little ****, who thinks he's a black jamaican! Get him out! He's contributed zero! (Apart from trying to hide in his Humpty Dumpty costume!). I'm not going to forgive him for inflicting his TERRIBLE music on an unsuspecting british public for a very long time!!


Don't be nasty about kenzi!! :boxing:

maxine
20-01-2005, 10:01 AM
his pathetic cries of "it can't be an eviction it's a school night" had me rolling around laffing!!


Oh me too Dol! :laugh: :laugh: Although I have to say, what a responsible attitude. Obviously that boy has been brought up well.

Playing chess, the Humpty Dumpty costume, the lederhosen and hat that made him look like Pinocchio, the rejuventation dance and now worrying about his fans' schooling. Very street cred! :laugh:

I do like him though. I reckon he'll be top 3 and maybe even the winner.

Isis
20-01-2005, 11:12 AM
his pathetic cries of "it can't be an eviction it's a school night" had me rolling around laffing!!


Kenzie, love, it ain't all about YOU!
I was CHOKING when he said that Dol - I have to give him 10/10 for amusing me last night though!!!!

gawd love him!!!! He's just a baby isnt he!

maxine
21-01-2005, 11:18 AM
Kenzie gave me the best laugh last night too, with his Humpty Dumpty outfit. 'Please don't show me in the DR dressed as an egg'. :laugh: And trying to find a hiding place. :laugh: And then being put out cos Lisa was moaning that she had the worst costume. :laugh:

MariaRob
21-01-2005, 11:23 AM
Yeah hilarious, he has really lost his street cred

Eternity
21-01-2005, 12:27 PM
I know he's only 19, but he is a very child-like 19 a lot of the time. I know 14 year olds who seem more grown up than Kenz.

Then again, do men over grow up? :unsure:

It's 14-15 year olds that are gonna be voting like mad for him, he's OK, but I don't think he's a winner.

claire
21-01-2005, 12:38 PM
I don't think he's a winner.

hmmmmmm... we'll see!! :bye:

Eternity
21-01-2005, 01:00 PM
Ahhh Claire, there is a big difference in saying I don't think he's a winner, as opposed to saying he could win! He well may if the teenybops vote for him, and I'm sure they will, but he won't nesseserily (sp) be the 'winner' in the eyes of many others.

claire
21-01-2005, 01:36 PM
Yes I understand what you are saying, however Im not a teeny bopper. I don't fancy him or anything and wouldn't even if I was 19. I just think he's a sweet boy who deserves to win above anybody else in there. Nobody else besides Bez needs the money ...

Pandora
21-01-2005, 01:56 PM
Well I still want Brigitte to win over the rolling eyed looney, the dead eyed emotionless actorrrrr, the plastic nosed model and the "kid" who looks 12 and keeps reminding everyone he is the bayyyyyybeeeeeee :glare:


Saying all that, Kenzie will win it, of that I have no doubt.

Flip
21-01-2005, 02:34 PM
He is all you say, sweet, innocent in appearance, funny [probably unintentionally] and just a canny little boy.

He cracked me up with his 'school night' comment - bless him - of course the girls wouldn't be out Kenzie - it was a school night!!!!

And when he said about Lisa wearing the 'worst costume' - 'doesn't she realise I am in the room' - that was just genius!:laugh: :laugh:

He probably will win, his beguiling innocent looks almost defy losing.

[oh and btw - I have no idea what band he is in and what sort of music they play?? - can someone enlighten me - please?]

claire
21-01-2005, 04:10 PM
The band is called Blazing Squad, they have had a few recent hits, mainly amongst young teens. They did a crap cover of "Crossroads". I did like one of their songs but can't even remember what it was called, it sounded like the tune by Usher called "Yeah" , but was released first so definately not copied. Their second album didn't do very well so they got dumped by their record label.

This is his attempt at a second chance - for the boys. Their are about 10 of them in the band. They kind of rap and have 13 year old girls dancing pravocatively (sp?) in the videos... funny. They obviously didn't make much money because there were too many of them and being so young I don't think they would have had the skills to negotiate a good deal with the record label. They are all kids that grew up on an estate together or something like that. I saw a documentary on MTV a year ago or so.

Woodstock
21-01-2005, 06:11 PM
Numpty-Dumpty, Davina McCall,
...49, 50...that'll be all,
"Ready or not she's coming your way"
but not before Big Brother has final say...

All that Kenzie says, and all that Kenz meant,
"It won't f***ing work!" in any event,
Lisa was going, the rest didn't know,
that this was her very last day on the show,
All of the viewers, and all the housemates,
Are cheering like ******, now no curfew awaits!

Happy Wu, Happy Wu, happy as hell!
though this is a smokescreen - the viewers can tell,
she's not very happy, she's rather p***ed off!
for she knew along that she'd win Big Bruv,
now that won't happen, who will it be?

The winner of Big Brother is Bez for me!!

GO ON BEZ!!

Cat
21-01-2005, 06:24 PM
Numpty-Dumpty, Davina McCall,
...49, 50...that'll be all,
"Ready or not she's coming your way"
but not before Big Brother has final say...

All that Kenzie says, and all that Kenz meant,
"It won't f***ing work!" in any event,
Lisa was going, the rest didn't know,
that this was her very last day on the show,
All of the viewers, and all the housemates,
Are cheering like ******, now no curfew awaits!

Happy Wu, Happy Wu, happy as hell!
though this is a smokescreen - the viewers can tell,
she's not very happy, she's rather p***ed off!
for she knew along that she'd win Big Bruv,
now that won't happen, who will it be?

The winner of Big Brother is Bez for me!!

GO ON BEZ!!

I don't think so.


Lovely poem tho.

Dolores
21-01-2005, 07:39 PM
Numpty-Dumpty, Davina McCall,

...49, 50...that'll be all,
"Ready or not she's coming your way"
but not before Big Brother has final say...

All that Kenzie says, and all that Kenz meant,
"It won't f***ing work!" in any event,
Lisa was going, the rest didn't know,
that this was her very last day on the show,
All of the viewers, and all the housemates,
Are cheering like ******, now no curfew awaits!






Happy Wu, Happy Wu, happy as hell!

though this is a smokescreen - the viewers can tell,
she's not very happy, she's rather p***ed off!
for she knew along that she'd win Big Bruv,
now that won't happen, who will it be?

The winner of Big Brother is Bez for me!!






GO ON BEZ!!
My gosh! you are just wasted on here aren't you Woodstock!

Isis
21-01-2005, 08:06 PM
Blazin Squad are playing in Torquay next weekend - its been advertised for MONTHS!!!

Brilliant poem Woodstock :laugh: you have certainly made your mark here hunnie, its grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat :cool2:

Woodstock
22-01-2005, 08:11 AM
Blazin Squad are playing in Torquay next weekend - its been advertised for MONTHS!!!

Brilliant poem Woodstock :laugh: you have certainly made your mark here hunnie, its grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat :cool2:
....so we all know which popular UK holiday destination (it's mid-winter ffs) to avoid on Tuesday. Last time I payed Torquay a visit (not really a visit - was driving back home from Saltash....just passing through) I almost got swept away by the waves (perhaps we shouldn't go there right now) - no, I didn't really, but I was amazed at how easily they breach that wall and turn the road into a foot spa for 5 seconds or so. (Aye, t'was the angriest sea I e'er feasted me eyes on.....) Torquay is a lovely place....I do adore those lights that illuminate the beachfront. And before you begin crowing "off topic!" - it aint'.......'cos the hotel that was based in Torquay in Fawlty Towers was run by Basil Fawlty - played by John Cleese, who starred in "Clockwise" Also starring in clockwise was the same guy that played Adrian Mole's father/possibly stepfather. (been a long time..) And it was Adrian Mole who was profoundly in love with Pandora, who, incidentally is a member of our jolly old forum........so there you see....I'm never off topic.....always keep that little insurance policy I do......

...so you liked the nursery rhyme then....I thank yo...

Pandora
22-01-2005, 01:24 PM
....so we all know which popular UK holiday destination (it's mid-winter ffs) to avoid on Tuesday. Last time I payed Torquay a visit (not really a visit - was driving back home from Saltash....just passing through) I almost got swept away by the waves (perhaps we shouldn't go there right now) - no, I didn't really, but I was amazed at how easily they breach that wall and turn the road into a foot spa for 5 seconds or so. (Aye, t'was the angriest sea I e'er feasted me eyes on.....) Torquay is a lovely place....I do adore those lights that illuminate the beachfront. And before you begin crowing "off topic!" - it aint'.......'cos the hotel that was based in Torquay in Fawlty Towers was run by Basil Fawlty - played by John Cleese, who starred in "Clockwise" Also starring in clockwise was the same guy that played Adrian Mole's father/possibly stepfather. (been a long time..) And it was Adrian Mole who was profoundly in love with Pandora, who, incidentally is a member of our jolly old forum........so there you see....I'm never off topic.....always keep that little insurance policy I do......

...so you liked the nursery rhyme then....I thank yo...
I remember Adrian well ..... :blush:

I too, shall be avoiding Devon (though my family live there) when Blazin Squad appear.
I find Kenzie boring actually. He says the odd funny thing, but seems to lie about a lot and swears all the time. Typical teenager yes, but I want to be entertained !!!!!!! Lol :laugh:

Eternity
22-01-2005, 01:46 PM
I too know Devon very well, gave birth to 2 of my kids in Plymouth. Torquay was a bit more for the oldies, but we did have some good nights out in Paignton I vaguely recall! :blush: :unsure:


I am just getting sick of Kenzies potty mouth, and having read his mother is an English teacher, and his Dad head of a posh Independant school .....................?????????:blink:

claire
07-02-2005, 07:36 AM
JODIE: KENZIE'S CUTE Feb 7 2005

HOW'S this for an odd pairing? Celebrity Big Brother's Kenzie and Jodie Marsh.

We're told the "glamour" girl and the 19-year-old Blazin' Squad rapper were all over each other at Essex hot spot Club 195.

Our spy reveals: "Jodie was getting very cosy with Kenzie on a VIP table and they seemed to be getting on really well. They had quite a few drinks throughout the evening and left together when the club closed."

Jodie, 25, admits: "It's true. I bumped into Kenzie in the club and we had a chat .. nothing really happened, but I think he is very cute."