I know she is ghastly, but some of the things she comes out with are so unintentionally funny !

ie.

Who's Big Brother ?"

" I was in a beauty contest once, I came second"

After first visit to the Diary Room " Is Big Brother a computer ?"

"I feel sorry for you kids having to live like this"

Jackie about Jeremy: "What was he doing taking a shower? Is he crazy?"
The others "because it's morning"
Jackie "It's not morning is it?"

"Is John bi-polar or has he had a stroke ?"

"Theses tasks, couldn't we just bake cakes ? I thought they'd have us out visiting hospitals"

and my favourite,

"Look at all this washing up..... they should really get someone in to do it...."

and my favourite,

"Look at all this washing up..... they should really get someone in to do it...."
a woman after me own heart!!! bless the old dear!

They are so funny Pandora - thanks for posting them!!

She really is on Planet Stallone isn't she?

Reading those made me want her to stay! Yes she repulses me but she is very amusing indeed!

I remembered another:

First morning she says: "You spend all this money so you can look good and then everybody see's you looking like this" :huh: look good? am I missing something? :unsure:

Every single quote here is hysterical - she needs her own woman show!!!:laugh:


Call it "Reality according to Jackie"

I thought it was hillarious when she asked "What time do we go on air"! :laugh:

When Bridgitte asked her if she was going to sit at the table with the rest of them Jackie said something like 'I'm comfortable on this stool - I've never sat on one before so I ought to try it'

I thought it was hillarious when she asked "What time do we go on air"! :laugh:

that is so funny!! :laugh:

Oh dear!!! Getting Jackie to give her nominations was like pulling teeth, she didn't have a clue - bless!



Then she came out, said it had given her a headache, and flopped on the chair exhausted 'cos she had actually done something! :laugh:

Ive got some more .... :laugh:

"You could send a harpist in to play while we're having dinner. You could gag her"

Jackie talking to brigette in the kitchen : Brigette offers to cook her some mashed potatoes,
"Well how long does it take to boil potatoes?"

When Germaine was packing her suitcase, Jackie asked " Have you been fired?"

Before going on the show, she said: "Big Brother sounds a good excuse to stay drunk for a week. I really should take three bottles of vodka, but I'm afraid I'll get an ulcer."

Jackie on walking into the BB bedroom for the first time: "What's this?"
Bez: It's my bed, I'm letting you have it to sleep in"
Jackie: "Is that for punishment? why is it up there?"
Bez: " Errrmmmmm. It's a bunk bed"

Kenzie: How's your bed?
Jackie: It's a water bed - but it's full of lumps

Jackie "my only regret is how many times, ive been married".
Brigette " how many?
Jackie "Only four" (cackles with laughter)

Jackie musing whilst looking at her reflection, "Is there something about these mirrors - like Dorian Gray - that make you look older by the day?"

On Brigitte and Sly Stallone: "She was married to my son, but that's her problem. It's like going to a bum movie - they just weren't the right combination."

Jackie:"I would like to nominate big brother for not having enough imagination and I would like to nominate myself as I haven't contributed enough. I haven't even been to the toilet"
she goes on:
"OK then I would like to nominate bez as he has bad teeth and if there is a nice kind dentist out there I am sure they can sort him out. I mean, dont you people have free dental treatment? .....Oh yeah and he needs to speak better english"


and my three personal favourites :-

Jackie on John: "Life's tough enough without being insulted by a nobody. Has he looked in the mirror lately?"

On being offered face cream by Caprice : "Honey, I am waaaaay past moisturiser" ........

and

"You can tell Big Brother he can kiss my ass" .....

Ohhhhh two more Jackie-isms ....

On honeymoon she sat at the bar, drunk, Steven went up to the room and as she looked up theres a pic of her and hubby over the bar, saying that she'd just got married ....
"As I looked up I saw this ugly picture, I looked like a dog that had been hit by a truck"....

and

"Jeeeez, No wonder my head hurts, I fell asleep with my earrings on"

I know she is ghastly, but some of the things she comes out with are so unintentionally funny !

ie.

Who's Big Brother ?"

" I was in a beauty contest once, I came second"

After first visit to the Diary Room " Is Big Brother a computer ?"

"I feel sorry for you kids having to live like this"

Jackie about Jeremy: "What was he doing taking a shower? Is he crazy?"
The others "because it's morning"
Jackie "It's not morning is it?"

"Is John bi-polar or has he had a stroke ?"

"Theses tasks, couldn't we just bake cakes ? I thought they'd have us out visiting hospitals"

and my favourite,

"Look at all this washing up..... they should really get someone in to do it...."


ROFL i loved reading those! the women has a sense of humour at least, well she would have to i suppose with her face looking like that. Bless.
i am gonna vote to keep her in.

How about when Bez said he was in a BAND she thought he said BOND and thought he was a Bondsman.

Actually we are all taking the mickey out of her looks but I think she was probably extremely attractive in her youth. What all the other housemates/our goodselves going to look like at nearly 80 years old!!

How about when Bez said he was in a BAND she thought he said BOND and thought he was a Bondsman.


That mad me laugh because Bez just seemed to be going along with it because he didn't know what she was talking about either.

You've got to admire the old dear. She has insults hurled at her all the time but she is never phased by it and just gives back as good as she gets. I think she is brilliant. And if you look on her website she was a good looking woman in her day. Just a shame she has gone too far with the surgery.

Well she might be a batty old bag, who looks like shes just stepped off the set of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" but she endeared herself greatly to me tonight as during her eviction interview she said three words that summed Jeremy Edwards up precisely. When asked what she thought of him, she replied, "A conceited ass"


Damn right Jackie !!!

God Im gonna miss her !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cant let this thread end without adding another couple of Jackie-isms which no doubt will be appearing in Heat! real soon ....

John storms off from the dinner in a huff
Bez shouts "are you not eating your dinner John ?"
Jackie : "leave him alone. He will be ok. He didnt get like he is today by not eating"

About Jeremy : "he sits there looking like a hollywood gigolo"

and finally to John - "You know if this is all an act by you, then thats fine but if not, may I suggest you use the money from the show to seek psychiatric help?" .......

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

"What did that jerk in the chair say - i wanna hear it again."

"What did that jerk in the chair say - i wanna hear it again." Was that Jeremy she was talking about? Hope she sues him if it was !! LOL.......