Bez: Ay'alright Ken-zeh?
Kenz: Yeah...no....yeah, I'm proper chillin' man!
Bez: Sorted
Kenz: You know it bruv!
Bez: So what es et yo do furra livin' mate?
Kenz: Aww well you know.....have you ever heard of the Blazin' Squad?
Bez: .........Blazing Crew?, can't say as I have mate. Sorreh, am not bein' rude or owt....just can't remember mate
Kenz: Yeah.....no.....it's alright man (he ponders for a humorous reply, but he's only 19 so he struggles and just leaves it at that)
Bez: Av seen Blazin' Saddles though
Kenz: Oh................................................ ...........
Bez.....it's a mooveh starrin' Gene Hackman n' Richard Pryor (neither of those actors are in the film but for Bez it's close enough)
Kenz: okay....okay.....cool (not remotely interested)
Bez: So what instrument d'ya play then Kenny?
Kenz: no....yeah......no.....yeah......no, I'm not an instrumentalist man. I'm more of a vocal.....ist
Bez: Arright....sorted
Kenz: So what is it you do man?
Bez: Me?.....what?.....furra livin' d'ya mean?
Kenz: yeah....no....yeah man
Bez: I wuz in tha Happy Mundees mate.....long time ago now....you won't remember mate
Kenz: WHAT?......is it cuz i'm nineteen?.....Don't f***ing talk down to me man! Yo way outta line man....proper below the belt....out of order bruv!
Bez......what?.....
Kenz: DON'T patrolize me man...just DON'T.
Bez:......sorreh mate.....I wuz only.....
Kenz.....I'll proper give ya a good slappin' bruv
Bez.....look man....yer twistin' ma melons man.....you know you talk so hip.....
Kenz:......WHAT???
Bez: yer not a vocalist....yer a mentalist mate....
Kenz: alright BRUV!!!....let's have a staring contest to settle this s**t.....RIGHT NOW BRUV....RIGHT NOW!!
Bez: Sorted....no probs

They then embark upon settling their differences in a staring contest. needless to say Bez won inside 3 seconds....

LOL Woodstock:laugh:

Your twistin' ma melons man:laugh:

LOL Woodstock:laugh:

Your twistin' ma melons man:laugh:
thank you Andrea for being the only person to fully appreciate this thread. I will now adopt Norwich as my 2nd team for the remainder of the season.....

"....GO ON THE CANARIES!!....."

PS: Delia's boys served up a feast last weekend. When you mentioned they were 4-1 down, I never even realized it was against Middlesborough!! (who aren't the worst team in the Premiership it has to be said.......no further comment there.......(I had West Brom in mind anyway)

thankyou Woodstock for the adoption, we need all the help we can get.

The team are all talking about how this could be the turnaround, it bleedin well needs to be boys, get on with it, NOW.

The team are all talking about how this could be the turnaround, it bleedin well needs to be boys, get on with it, NOW.
I have WBA, Southampton, and Portsmouth (who seem to be a team in disarray at the moment) all below the Yellow n' Greens in my estimation for the drop zone.

I bet you long for a return of the good old days of Chris Sutton & Co. and the locking horns with teams such as Bayern Munich...:)

Bez: Ay'alright Ken-zeh?

Kenz: Aww well you know.....have you ever heard of the Blazin' Squad?
Bez: .........Blazing Crew?, can't say as I have mate. Sorreh, am not bein' rude or owt....just can't remember mate
Kenz: Yeah.....no.....it's alright man (he ponders for a humorous reply, but he's only 19 so he struggles and just leaves it at that)
Bez: Av seen Blazin' Saddles though


haaaa you've got to laugh, Blazing Saddles! that part cracked me up.

haaaa you've got to laugh, Blazing Saddles! that part cracked me up.
sometimes you never can tell if "facetious" has reared its ugly head.......he/she (Bridge) wouldn't do that though I'm sure...

...well, regardless - i try.... :unsure:

sometimes you never can tell if "facetious" has reared its ugly head.......he/she (Bridge) wouldn't do that though I'm sure...

...well, regardless - i try.... :unsure:

hee had to look up "Facetious", but it just said some odd questions that people ask the Mormons? hmmmmm.

i am a She and am not Mormon. :laugh:

Woody your great!

hee had to look up "Facetious", but it just said some odd questions that people ask the Mormons? hmmmmm.

i am a She and am not Mormon. :laugh:
I never knew facetious had a sausage to do with any Mormons (incidentally, the closest I ever got to becoming a Mormon was back in my last days of school where myself and a few others would pretend we "might be considering joining the Mormon church some day". And so, the Mormon lad we knew at school asked us to come down to the church 'cos they play 5-a-side footy there every week on a set day. I never for one moment thought I'd ever have ended up kicking a football around a church, but we did - and that was surreal in itself. Mormons actually permit it - silly buggers (no offence....none taken....ok that's fine then....) I guess it must be thier idea of promoting their cause to potential converts (not a chance chaps:devil: ) Anyway, we got to play football - and it was free. However, the most surreal part of it all was being asked to line up in a row as some old Black guy and a few of his disciples shook our hands in that "don't worry I've got all day" manner that only religious people can afford you (it's good, it's good!) It made me feel quite important if I'm honest about it - didn't know the guy from Adam, and never saw him again in my life..........

Anny-way, back to the point - if there was one (I forgot), yep!, I've never heard of that particular definition of the word facetious. I was always under the impression it meant sarcastic.

Maybe some clever clogs will come along and clear that one up for us...:bye:

I assume it's an abbreviation of Vridget.....Bridget even. I thought it would be a bit peculiar for someone to name themselves after a passage that spans a waterway.....