VOTE NOW!!!.......tomorrow.......or the day after....

eh? :wacko:

Okay perhaps this needs a little explaining.....

Feature = feature (facial, character, habit, and so on, which one finds quite annoying)

Next step = place cursor inside circle adjacent to the feature and click left mouse button. This will register as a vote.

It's all rather simplistic.

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I was referring to the title of your thread dear, but whatever.

My frankest apologies petal...the title implies that for Caprice, the future is Jackie.The structuring of the title was perhaps a little amiss. I just love the word "whatever" It's a real attitude word. Fantastic!! - has more impact than "If you say so"

Sometimes a touch too ambiguous to respond to when one offers only an"eh?", which leaves one in the situation of having to surmise what exactly the "eh?" has reference to.

Good day to you and I do hope you vote (if you haven't already) for Caprice's false laugh...

woodstock what a hilarious poll!!

I went for John's hair - well actually I vomited at John's hair or lack of it!! But I so want to rid the house of Bez's involuntary neck movements, John's cellulite, jackie's lips and Jeremy's woodeness ... I wish we could have multiple poll votes just now and again - like on your birthday??

No, I'm sulking now, I shan't vote.

truce?......you must vote, it's imperative!!

JOhn's flatulence isn't there, so I wnet for his cellulite

I had to go for Lisa's mouth, just so there wouldn't be any noise coming out of it.

:offtopic:...but

I feel Woodstock is rude :sad:

thanks Flip.

I'm surprised nobody has voted for Bez's mispronunciations/slurring. It drives me potty at times. But I had to go for Caprice's false laughter.

Quick question.....is it just me or does anybody else cringe at the sound of other people brushing their teeth??....goes right through me....worse than scraping fingernails down a blackboard.

And Cookie......crumble! (private message)

I voted for Capricks false laugh....well just about everything is false isn't it.

YAK YAK YAK thats what I say.

And Woodstock...I think you are charming. :bye:

No, I'm sulking now, I shan't vote.
Come on Petal, don't be glum.

Bet Woodstock goes, don't you?

....he blushes incontrollably.... :blink:....miaoooowwww......

Woodstock to go where??? Are people voting me out now?

....he blushes incontrollably.... :blink:....miaoooowwww......

Woodstock to go where??? Are people voting me out now?

NO!...you can stay, infact I insist.

I voted Lisa mouth - I really dont like her!

NO!...you can stay, infact I insist.

..okay....just as long as I get my Irn-Bru!!

..okay....just as long as I get my Irn-Bru!!



Woodstock, You're not related to John are you? :wink2:

I am related to John....but not the one you refer to. My Uncle John - yes and his wifes name is........Jackie!! (no s**t!) Matter of fact it's so incredibly spooky that I'm going to check in on them both in a few days to see if they're still at home...

I am related to John....but not the one you refer to. My Uncle John - yes and his wifes name is........Jackie!! (no s**t!) Matter of fact it's so incredibly spooky that I'm going to check in on them both in a few days to see if they're still at home...
Actually I had an Uncle John who sadly died last year, but my brother is John - John Smith infact...oh yes.

Sorry off topic I know before I get nabbed.

...Bazeel the International Black Dog???? who the heck is that when he's at home?? - I keep on seeing this!!

...Bazeel the International Black Dog???? who the heck is that when he's at home?? - I keep on seeing this!!Bazeel has a cult following - well me at least.

Bazeel has a cult following - well me at least.
... and what a cult you are Secrets!!! :laugh:

I also, am a Bazeelist

Actually I had an Uncle John who sadly died last year, but my brother is John - John Smith infact...oh yes.



He's not a relation, but there is a bloke who lives on the other side of the road from me and down a bit, his name is John. His wife's name is Zita though, not Jackie.

I know a teacher called John, and he's recently hurt his back.

It's quite a dangerous name it seems.

My old Finance Director was called John AND he hurt his back skiing once.....

Isnt this weird :blink: :laugh:

Have I entered the Twilight Zone .....!!! :)

By the way I also know someone called John, and even stranger he has never been skiing!

I voted for Lisa's mouth as she is such a bossy boots AND my other half says that Lisa reminds him of ME !!!!!! This is obviously a lie to annoy me.

He's not a relation, but there is a bloke who lives on the other side of the road from me and down a bit, his name is John. His wife's name is Zita though, not Jackie.

This made me laugh. It's amazing how many John's there are......facetious little sod...:)

Woodstock, what a bloody fantabulous poll. God I was so torn !!!!! Should I vote for Jezza's plank of wood face or Lisa's "oh youve done that wrong, let me do it" big gob?

Having passed on Brig's cellulite (we all have it dearie), John's pubey head hair and Bez's Austin Powers teeth, I finally went for the bland/wooden/shallow/emotionless faced Jeremy - aka Mr Wooden Skirting Board 1996.
Lisa's massive trap came a close second though.

Great poll, Wooders, keep up the great work ! :laugh:

I finally went for the bland/wooden/shallow/emotionless faced Jeremy - aka Mr Wooden Skirting Board 1996.

Thanks "Braithwaite" :bye:

He's actually been less wooden recently......even tried his hand at rapping along to the music. I may have to re-think this poll.....

Thanks "Braithwaite" :bye:

He's actually been less wooden recently......even tried his hand at rapping along to the music. I may have to re-think this poll..... Lol @ Braithwaite ! :laugh:
You are right, Jezza does seem to be livening up a little, though I still think he is a dead cert for the ol Cuprinol adverts.

I had to go for Lisa's mouth, just so there wouldn't be any noise coming out of it.

I was meant to put "Lisa's ass" on the poll instead of "mouth". I'm still waiting for her to talk out of her mouth....

Lol @ Braithwaite ! :laugh:
You are right, Jezza does seem to be livening up a little, though I still think he is a dead cert for the ol Cuprinol adverts.

....has to be!

whatever became of Selina Scott.....your rival?

....has to be!

whatever became of Selina Scott.....your rival? She's under me patio... but schhhhtuuuuummmmmmm :wink2:

She's under me patio... but schhhhtuuuuummmmmmm :wink2:

secrets safe with me Braithwaite...just hope the police don't get a hold of your diary! (this is all in jest just in case there are any constables who use this forum)

final poll results:-

1st place = Lisa's trap
2nd place = Caprice's false laugh
3rd place = John's cellulite/lack of hair

Thanks to all who voted. Only Booby needs worry about the latter of the three anymore.....I so miss him...