So what do you reckon the celebs will be marketing when they come out?

Caprice - definitely exercise videos - she was such a pain in the bum on the live feed earlier today doing the exercise routines with Jez, Bez and Kez. and all that "well done guys, you worked hard" at the end - geez louise - could she push any harder for her own exercise dvd when she comes out?

Kenzie - some kind of spot cream - he's getting spottier by the day!

Bez - drugs, lots of 'em - didn't do him any harm!!! - also see Kenzie above!!

John - obvious innnit - Diet Coke or some inferior supermarket's value brand!!

Lisa - herself!!

Brigitte - hats - some of them have been really cute and have transformed her face showing it off without that harsh hair.

Jeremy - mirrors and whooppeee cusions (that guy is just such a card! NOT!)

Caprice and Lisa have already been told that if they win they will be marketed with their own Fitness video/DVD as part of the prize. That's why they are working so hard at it!

I think most of them will be working too hard to remarket themselves... :laugh:

good thread.

Bez will market melons...no doubt about it - no one has yet cornered the market in melons!

Lisa will be hired to promote adhesive tape....think about it...

John - well I've been through this on a separate thread but I have him down for marketing Tesco's own-brand Diet cola. It's renamed Tescola....Diet Tescola - and the slogan is "thirst past the post" or "always comes in thirst" and I'm convinced some ad-executive SOB is going to profit from me revealing this...

Kenzie will market Pampers....maybe...

Jeremy's woodenness will ensure he secures a contract endorsing DIY products.

Bridget may be asked to endorse cucumbers.....omg, that could be disgusting!

Caprice I'm afraid will be still doing the bra thing. I mean what else could she do?

John might try his hand at writing - "How to win friends and influence people?"

Good thread Dolores, BBLB pinched your idea this afternoon!

Agree about Brigitte and the hats, she wears them well.
I wouldn't buy any exercise video that Lisa brought out as she shouts and bellows too much, love the adhesive tape idea:laugh:
Caprice could only ever do clothes I think as she is a mannequin
John should advertise ointment for scabby noses
Bez- tough one he always looks so confused, maybe a holiday programme of some kind.
Jeremy, hair cream of the oil kind
Kenzi, it would have to be some kids item

Good thread Dolores, BBLB pinched your idea this afternoon!



Thieving *******s!!

I'm also convinced that Caitlin Moran of The Times trawls through our website for ideas too! In I'm a Celeb - she seemed to repeat some of our posters word for word almost!!

.........I know a good lawyer Dolores......

You bet Dolores!! I think we would all be astounded at who lurks in these sites, and I am 100% sure a few that work on BB do as well.......Hi Guys!! :bye:


I am a member of another group on the web, a news/media site, and when there was a big stink last year over something, the site actually got onto the Beeb News - I know a lot of reporters use it for feedback on news items.

Unless you have a private, locked site, they will nick anything half good from a site and call it their own!

Bez could become an Ozzy Osborne translater. :laugh:

Bridge, that is so damn amusing. Good one!

.....but who re-translates Bez?

mmmmm that's a tough one!

Jeremy - Brylcreem, because he is so f***ing oily ....
Lisa - Will re-release Elton John's "The Bitch is Back..."
John - Diet coke, obviously lol
Bez - MacCleans Whitening toothpaste
Kenzie - Incontinence Pads, because he always seems to be wetting himself
Brigitte - Bras for woman with enormous norks
Caprice - Will be asked to be head of the Ministry for Vacant Stares
Jackie Stallone - Will be made Queen of England and make us all carry small hairless dogs that snap, have free facelifts at 50 and wine with EVERY meal ...