Morning everyone :bye:

It is a lovely day here, bright sunshine and blue sky although it is a little nippy :D

Cat - enjoy your pampering!

Morning everyone :bye:

It is a lovely day here, bright sunshine and blue skies although it is a little nippy :D

Cat - enjoy your pampering!
I most certainly will ils...just dropped Freddy off and am having a final cup of tea with Bazeeeeeeeeeeeeeel by myside recognising my running gear, is staring at me hopefully.

The sky in the sky is not blue here, but the sky in my world is. :)

but the sky in my world is.

I think this statement prepares you all for next Saturday. :ninja: :laugh:

I think this statement prepares you all for next Saturday. :ninja: :laugh:

I am preparing myself already Buzz :wacko: :laugh:

.

The sky in the sky is not blue here, but the sky in my world is. :)


oh holy M of G - what have we let ourselves in for?!!!!!!:ohmy: :wallbash: :kid:

oh holy M of G - what have we let ourselves in for?!!!!!!:ohmy: :wallbash: :kid:


trust me tigereye.....that is just the tip of the iceberg :laugh:




but she is fantastic fun.....

but you will admit - mad as a badger!!!!:laugh:

but you will admit - mad as a badger!!!!:laugh:


Oh that was NEVER in question........

Good afternoon everyone :bye:

I have just been to the pub for a lunch with some friends, I had a I only had 2 vodka's and a brandy coffee as I am going out again tonight! hic :drinking:

Good afternoon everyone :bye:

I have just been to the pub for a lunch with some friends, I had a I only had 2 vodka's and a brandy coffee as I am going out again tonight! hic :drinking:

Wrong thread but I was going to join you for a bucks fizz. yumm. Hope you get deliriously slaughtered...

Good morning Everyone :bye:

It is a beautiful bright day here on the South Coast and it is quite mild even though the forcast was it would be freezing today......

I hope you all have a good day today! :D

Good Morning Ils. mornig all.

Ils I trust you had a great time last night.....

It's a bright sunny morning here, son't know if its cold cos I haven't ventured out yet.

Got footie ths morning and nothing this afternoon.

Have a good day. :wave:

Morning everyone!

(Glad you had a good day, Ils. Hope your head's not hurting. :wacko: )

Hope your head's not hurting. :wacko:

It's not too bad thanks dab (I've had worse) :laugh:

Mornin' my luvlies.....I 'ope you all is well! :wink_kiss

Good Morning everyone :bye:

I'm just off to footie, so I will see you all later on! :D

BYe ils have a good time...hope the boys win........

Good Morning ils and everyone else :bye: it's a beautiful sunny morning here in Scotland :cool:

Glad to get a home report from you there Morph! Glad to hear the weather is good. It is bright and sunny here too.
Good morning to you all!

goodmorning one and all.

Went for a lovely run with Bazeeeeeel at 7.30 this morning, already made the cauliflower cheese and am now about to tackle my ironing whilst drooling over Cowley in Americal Idol....I could watch this all day.

Woo woo....feeling goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

BYe ils have a good time...hope the boys win........


It was great Buzz, we trounced them 4-0 :funky:

Well, I shall take this opportunity to say Goodnight.
I'm off now, and I will be back soon. (more fool me??)
I haven't let ilovesurvivor or floopy scare me off, so thats some feat I bet. :)
I'll not be on for a few days though, as I'll be working away in Dublin. (YAY, guinness):)
Goodnight y'all. :)

Nite Luggs - come back soon :hug: :bye:

I'm off to bed now folks - see you all in the morning :bye:

Mornin' all...... :bye:

Still no snow! :sad:

Morning Cat, Woody,floops, everyone :bye:


No http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies-Weather/snow.gif here either :cry:


I'm off to work this morning and it is our busy time of the year, so I doubt I will be able to surf the net for the next 6 weeks or so, whilst I am at work, so I see you all later :bye:

Morning guys


I justy phoned in sick, it's far too cold to go out in this weather :w00t:

Morning!

YEAH It's starting to snow....WOO WOO, can see it without squinting now....DOWN YOU COME MY BEAUTY!!!

Morning guys


I justy phoned in sick, it's far too cold to go out in this weather :w00t:
It is for the best. :thumbsup:

YEAH It's starting to snow....

It's not fair http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies-Weather/snow.gif..... I want some! :cry:

Back to squinting mode...its so fine and nothingy at the mo...COME ON!

How come my soms have gone up since I've been on line this morning?? How did I aquire them?
:shocking:

....none of the fluffy white stuff has reached these parts just yet........:cool2:

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How come my soms have gone up since I've been on line this morning?? How did I aquire them?
:shocking:

You get them by making posts in certain forums, Cat! This must be one of them!

Morning all. Ils you can have any snow I get here, I shall forward it on.

Flooopy what a great idea....where's the phone.

Oh mornign Cat didn't see you there. (**** that'll be me off to work then :sad:)

Have a good day. :bye:

Ils you can have any snow I get here, I shall forward it on.



Yes please Buzz, the thing is I want it now, not at the end of the week, when I am getting the train to London, that would be most inconvenient :mad:

It's bloody stopped now...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

No snow here either...... :sad:

I am going to bed soon.....so I will love you all and leave you now! :bye:

good morning, I would like to report that I slept soundly last night so my bout of insomnia is hopefully over. Hope you all enjoy a chatty day!

Good morning all

Cold but no snow

Top of the mornin' to ye - anyone fancy a snowball fight? :w00t:


Lugger Buggs - enjoy Dublin and the black stuff!

Good Morning SO, I am newly introduced to the world of insomnia and it just dawned on my that I have experienced this since I gave up coffee as a staple of my life. Maybe it is my body's way or adjusting. Anyway, Im awake and get to be a nightowl and be dozey at work!
Hope you are all sleeping soundly (or whatever!)

Tonee........you must sleep sweetie! You don't want to turn up a work with big bags under your eyes looking like a bag lady from bag land on the planet bag! :sad:


Still it's nice to have a bit of company during this early hour.....Islandman may pop in in a bit!

Tonee........you must sleep sweetie! You don't want to turn up a work with big bags under your eyes looking like a bag lady from bag land on the planet bag! :sad:


Still it's nice to have a bit of company during this early hour.....Islandman may pop in in a bit!
Ah well Coastie, I turned up at work wearing a poncho yesterday while it was snowing so bag lady doesnt quite fit, mad lady. Its weird, I feel like I have drunk 10 cups of coffee and yet I havent drank any at all. Slowly returning to the normal experience of being tired. Anyway, need to get back to my dream of you and Kevin Spacey!!

Hmmmm anychance I could shag Russell Crowe this time around? Or maybe Anthony......or even Pierce or Gerrard.....I mean Kevs okay but he bats for both sides and well he is more a friends totty than mine! :thumbsup:

Hmmmm anychance I could shag Russell Crowe this time around? Or maybe Anthony......or even Pierce or Gerrard.....I mean Kevs okay but he bats for both sides and well he is more a friends totty than mine! :thumbsup:
How do you know Kev bats for both sides? I know, heard the rumours and that thing in the park was a bit odd.

Lets just say...... :naughty:

Lets just say...... :naughty:
Coastie, you do make me laugh. This chat was especially funny in the wee small hours. I wonder if Kev could hear?

Goodmorning everyone. Tuesday.

I'm not even going to mention the 'S' word. The pathetic smattering on the ground does not deserve such a grand title.

However, life goes on. :bag:

Morning Cat, everyone :bye:

Someone here has dropped another bag of flour, I just wish they would be more careful.......:sad:

I bet you have more snow than me Ils....

We have our own little micro climate here in my home town...and it never snows enough IMHO!

Morning all. It's cold but as cat points out you can hardly call what we have as SNOW....

Have a good day.....

:bye:

I bet you have more snow than me Ils....




I bet I haven't :sad:


It has just started again, but it is more like rain than snow, I doubt it will lay!

Hi all :wave:

I don't seem to have been around a lot the last few days, sorry about that. Damn work. :laugh:

morning all and sundry pets.


Dontcha just love the winter

Night all. Mr Buzz will be home from work in about 10 minutes so I need to go and slap on the face cream, pull on the hair net, slide into the winciette nighty, and get to sleep (pretend or real) before he thinks he's on a winner!
What an image :w00t:

See you all tomorrow..


p.s. Cat apparently we are getting 5 whole hours worth of snow on Thursday. so I will be off sick that day ok.....

night Buzz :w00t:

Night Buzz, think I'm going to be off now as well.

Hoping for a covering of snow in the morning, been looking at a radar site all night and it looks promising.:thumbsup:

Good night fair ladies.

:shutup:

Goodnight :bye:

Night everyone, see you tomorrow

Good night floopy, think I will be off now too.

:book:

Morning!! Well we actually have a little bit of snow/ice...just on the tops of things...nothing you can get your teeth into. But it looks nice.

Wednesday.

Morning everyone :bye:


We have had another sprinkle here as well Cat, but it is certainly not what I would call snow....

The rabbit doesn't like it, she won't come out of her cage :sad:

Morning all......first cup of tea to ward off the cold.

Have a good day

I'ts chucking it down now..WOO WOO!!!

I'ts chucking it down now..WOO WOO!!!


I'm sick today can't come in.....sorreeee :huh:

I'm sick today can't come in.....sorreeee :huh:
Me too....meet you in the park when we have dropped off the boys!!

Woo woo

I'ts chucking it down now..WOO WOO!!!

I want some real snow :cry:


Morning Buzz :bye:

Morning, citizens of the world. I slept for a long time last night, catching up on missed sleep so I am a happy camper this morning. Hope you all get to throw lots of snowballs todayx

Morning Tonee :bye:

No snowball fights for me unless we get some real snow later - I don't think it is likely though! :cry:

Morning Tonee :bye:

No snowball fights for me unless we get some real snow later - I don't think it is likely though! :cry:
Maybe you could get some chocolate gooey snowballs and throw them at each other when you all get together. That would be a good way to get to know each other, dont you think.
Morning to you ILS!

Maybe you could get some chocolate gooey snowballs and throw them at each other when you all get together. That would be a good way to get to know each other, dont you think.


I can think of better ways to get to know people Tonee :laugh:

Hello Everybody

theres lots of snow here



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Goodnight all
Phew so tired. Got to be up at 6 :)
I've been putting the rubbish out and cleaning the house.
hate coming back off hols to a untidy house. It's all done now, so just my packing to do. tomorrow
Sleep well all.
I slept terrible last night, had an awful dream. I'll have to get it analysed in the dream thread some time, it's a nasty reoccurring one

Me too - haven't been to bed for two nights now as I had a project to finish. It can snow hail or shine, I will be under the duvet! No work booked till Tuesday :w00t::w00t: apart from the vat return:angry:

I'm off too....

Nite nite everyone :bye:

btw.... as you are not busy til Tuesday, I'll see you in London on Saturday, or if you're brave, you could be a weekender!

Morning all :D

Almost the end of another week. I have a really healthy attitude to work, huh? :D

Yo there!!! All this friggin talk about snow is getting on my nerves...not a sausage here.

There has just been a tv report from the nerve centre of traffic control which is in Cranfield (5 miles down the road), they havn't mentioned that there is none here.

Never mind.

Mornin everyone.......

No real snow to speak of but it is very wet.

Have a good day. :bye:

Morning everyone :bye:

It is complete clear here but very very cold.... the boys are struggling to get out of bed this morning.... I had the same problem myself but I had to get up as I have an appointment for a manicure and a wax at 11am this morning.... :shocking:

evening all, is there somthing good on TV, keeping you all entranced?

I'm trying unsuccessfully to pack :sad:

what's the problem ILS? Can't decide what to wear?

Oh no Floops I know what I am going to wear :wink2: but I keep on getting interupted :mad:

sorry :eat:

Don't worry Floops I am nearly done now :D

If I forget anything I will have to go without ......

they have chemists in Holborn, I'm sure....:w00t:

they have chemists in Holborn, I'm sure....:w00t:

My little packet was the 1st thing I packed Floops :naughty:

Evening all.

I've got my bag out ready, and starting to get my things together.
Ooooh i'm excited.

Heavens, I'm getting nervous now and I'm not even going!

You should be going though.

I'm going to say goodnight, get some sleep cause I've got a long day tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day.:wink2:

Nite Nite Andrea :bye:
SEE YOU TOMORROW !!! :funky:

MORNING!!!!!

Ils, Andrea, Tigereye and Voicey.....this is the last time I say morning before I meet you all.

OH! MY LORD!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Tiger...I'm terrified of flying too (have to get valium from the doctor so bad), so I especially think you are brave. Just drink lots, tis the only way.

Morning Cat, Woodstock, Everyone :bye:


I'm off to the hairdressers this morning before I catch the train at lunch time, so if I don't see you all before I go, have a great weekend (those of you that aren't coming to the meet) a great holiday (bob) see you tomorrow (those of you that are coming to the meet) and see you later alligator (voice, andrea,te & urk) :D :funky:

Bye ils...see you tomorrow :bye:

:w00t:

Morning all.........is everyone just a little excited today??




I AM :w00t:


Have a good one and see you tomorrow :thumbsup:

Morning all.........is everyone just a little excited today??
I AM :w00t:
Have a good one and see you tomorrow :thumbsup:


Just a little Buzz :w00t:

See you tomorrow :bye:

Good morning all cold this morning or what http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/28/28_4_7.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/28/28_4_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

I shall bid you all a farewell, won't be back online till after the weekend.

I have to finish packing, pick son no. 1 up from school, hubby home at 4 then off to catch my train to go o the big city. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/26/26_8_10.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB)

To those who aren't coming to the meet, a drink will be drunk for all the missing members.
Photo's shall be taken a plenty.

To all of you coming to the meet, I shall see you tomorrow, Wooooooooooooo:drinking: :funky: :wine:

Hello Sharky and Woodsy..... :wave:

Hey Coastie, hope you are pooting away at your desk and deep breathing etc and in your break dancing up and down the aisles!

Good morning, I must say I am feeling rather delicate today after spendiferouse fun yesterday.

Do I sound common?

Morning campers!

Just got up to make some tea and check out my mails, now I think I'm going to go back under the duvet because it's frickin' freeeeeezing.

:wave:

Hey Coastie, hope you are pooting away at your desk and deep breathing etc and in your break dancing up and down the aisles!

Distinct lack of pooting today....hmmmmmm need more fruit....but I have done a quick two step round the desk and launched into one round of 'Somewhere Beyond the Sea'.

:boxing: CAT DOES YOUR HEAD HURT? :wallbash:

Distinct lack of pooting today....hmmmmmm need more fruit....but I have done a quick two step round the desk and launched into one round of 'Somewhere Beyond the Sea'.

:boxing: CAT DOES YOUR HEAD HURT? :wallbash:


I don't htink its just her head that hurting...it's just thats the only bit she can actually feel at the moment....

Distinct lack of pooting today....hmmmmmm need more fruit....but I have done a quick two step round the desk and launched into one round of 'Somewhere Beyond the Sea'.

:boxing: CAT DOES YOUR HEAD HURT? :wallbash:


Yes.....I am about to fill it with a fried sandwich tho. :cool:

Yes.....I am about to fill it with a fried sandwich tho. :cool:


fried sandwich of what cat???



disprin. asprin, resolve??

Fried egg with lots of grease and maybe a guerkin! Mmm mmm

I am going to bed, today has been long and painfull. I have done more chores and fed my family, now they can **** off.

good night everyone.xxxxxx

Early night eh Cat...... :naughty:

Sleep well. and don't forget your shades in the morning! :cool:

Right everyone, I'm off again...
I'll be back in a few days - working away again.
Have fun y'all.
Night night. :bye: :wub:

MORNING!! Thats better, feeling more normal again...untill the next time.

Bloody weather men, Mr Cat has told all his lads they are not working today (builders) as it was reported to be -5 today.

-5 my ****.

Is it just Bedfordshire's weather that is always way off mark!!!

Anyway, cup of tea and up and at it...

Mornig all. Another delightful Monday morning!!

Well cup of tea and get to it. It is bloody freezing, not quite -5, but still cold.

Have a nice day....

Morning everyone :bye:

I'm still recovering from my lovely weekend, so I have taken today off (hol)....

It is very cold here (not sure how cold tho) although we do have some sun. I doubt I will venture out just catch up with all the things I should have done over the weekend.....

If you are working today don't work too hard.....

Morning all!

Slightly ****ed off at First Great Western Rail (thankyouverymuchforcancellingmytrain) but otherwise pretty perky. :D

Morning all.

I am at work, which is an odd feeling.

Still, only 3 weeks till Easter Hols! :pimp: :laugh:

Morning all. It is so cold here I am going to stay in bed with my laptop and work in comfort.

I may venture out later and buy chocolate:)

Good evening all you lovely people.... :hug:

Good evening all you lovely people.... :hug:

Hiya mrs little ed :hug:

Morning all I hope your all well http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/28/28_2_5v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

Morning Cockney :bye: Morning everyone :bye:


I'm off to help the lovely people of the South East with their water accounts (what an exciting life I lead)

I hope you all have a great day!

Mornin' sweetie, luvvie, dahlings.....mwah...mwah... :wink_kiss :hug:

Morning peeps :wave:

Got a long day ahead but hopefully it won't be too busy. :)

Morning all. no too sure WHY I am up at 6.30 on a weekday morning.....but there you go...another of lifes' little mysteries.

Hope you all have a good day....need tea now :bye:

Morning Everyone :bye:


Apparently Brighton have loads of snow today and what do we have? Not a fecking sausage! :ranting: Now someone come and take the Downs away!

Morning everyone :bye:

I'm up bright and early as the builders said they would be here at 8am, I'm not holding my breathe though!

Morning ils...cuppa?

Oooo Yes Please Cat - I would love one!

Here you go my dear.

Sup and enjoy.

Good morning all!

I actually slept right through the night for the first time in ages so I'm feeling pretty chipper today.
:wave:

Morning KC :bye:


That tea was great Cat, anymore where that came from?

Morning everyone.


I have a packet of fruit shortcakes, so life is good.

Morning everyone.


I have a packet of fruit shortcakes, so life is good.


Ooh, can I have one? I have serious munchies....

Oh go on then.

I was v tempted by the new orange chocolate digestives, but they looked far far too naughty.

(I'll get them tomorrow)

I was v tempted by the new orange chocolate digestives, but they looked far far too naughty.

(I'll get them tomorrow)

Oooo the willpower of the girl :laugh:

Morning KC and Floopydrawers....where's Dorothy this fine day?

If you mean my red-booted husband, I expect he's smoewhere warm and snuggly watching the Tweenies.

Well the builders turned up 20 minutes late, which is good going for them, but for the last 20 minutes have just sat in their van...... :wallbash:

God knows what they are doing and when they are going to start work :wallbash:

offer them tea and hint at bacon sandwiches.

If you mean my red-booted husband, I expect he's smoewhere warm and snuggly watching the Tweenies.

What are his thoughts on Balamory? I find this mesmorizing - the tune is so catchy. My least favourite is Josey, I think she is false.

I think Ballamorey is pants, but the tune is indeed v catchy. Josey is almost the worst, but the bloke in the pink castle just isn't right.

Personally I prefer the Fimbles, with Roly Mo's own spin-off bedtime show being the pinacle of under 5 viewing.

64 Zoo Lane deserves an oscar for it's theme tune, although Gigi seems to be allarmingly fond of Mr Tumble....

Havn't studied the others, but I really like the bloke in the pink castle, he reminds me of my lovely piano teacher but with a Newcastle accent, we used to LARF till we cried.

I'm still of the Teletubbies era...I know everything about them you know.

Anyway, enough...I must balance my Imprest account and post the final invoices before I can see if there will be a carry forward.

Bye bye.

she's off for a gin then.

offer them tea and hint at bacon sandwiches.

Can't get in to the kitchen to cook bacon sandwiches but I have made them a cup of tea.....

Morning early birds :wave:

I'm so glad it's Friday...:D

BUZZ!!! GET UP

Its snowing and its settling...get your tape measure out.

WOO WOO

COME ON MY SON SETTLE ON THE GROUND LIKE A GOOD BOY

Morning KC & Cat :bye: Goodmorning everyone :bye:

It is not even snowing here - I think I'm going to cry :cry:

oh Crikey.....its bloody chucking snow down here now.......brrrrr.

I only like snow if I don;t have to go out in it........Morning everyone.....cup of tea??

I'll have one please Buzz - any chance of sending the snow this way as well?

morn.....

.....i like your little wisdom-piece there Buzzard - i've heard that somewhere before. Very Oscar Wildey....

I have my trusty hat and fur coat so braving the weather is no problem for me, according the weather people it's only going to last a couple of hours here - so going on history we are in for an all dayer....woo woo.

The park across the road looks so pretty.

I like snow.

I'll have a cup please Buzz - Its snowing here but no to hard
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Good morning people :bye:
Just been onto the local council site to see about school closures.
We are covered in snow here. Woooooo.
But at the moment the kids school is still open :wacko:
Apparently there are two artic lorries stuck in Cromer, so those from that end of town won't be able to get to school anyway, and the local Junior school just next door to our infant school is closed. Now how daft is that :wacko:

It's snowing here too! big fat mothers :w00t:


And it's settling too :shocking:

Ours is all gone already, don't get too excited.

Au revoir, might have been a bit direct today on line so sorry if I offended anyone. Off to drink lots of pints for freedom so I will raise some of the black stuff to the future visitors to Dublin!!Have a good evening everyone.

Good morning fellow bottom burpers of the world! May we unite in one poot today and blow our troubles away! :w00t:

Good morning fellow bottom burpers of the world! May we unite in one poot today and blow our troubles away! :w00t:
Poot morning to you Coastie!

Morning everyone :bye:

We have another sunny day here in West Sussex but it is very cold when you aren't in the sun... I am going to have to wrap up warm for footie at lunch time ....

Farewell all....I look forward to see who was the 2000th visitor to the SOMBA Rooms....till tommorow....

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Farewell all....I look forward to see who was the 2000th visitor to the SOMBA Rooms....till tommorow....

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The poo seems to be following me around wherever I go. Thanks for the humdingers Coastie. I will try to repay such generosity, maybe when you come over to Dublin!!!

Goodnight all - see you all in a few days.
I'll be glad when I'm not working away anymore - I miss this place when I'm away, even though I'm still new.
Must be because you are al lovely people.
:hug: for all

Just popped in to say hiya and hope you're all okay and byeeee.... :wink_kiss

Just popped in to say hiya and hope you're all okay and byeeee.... :wink_kiss
Hows the Big Deal going with your Greecian buddy??? Or are you sat in some little taverna knocking back the Ouzo?


Goodmorning Everyone else....in a better mood today now that THAT day is gone. :w00t:

Mornng all....this makes me happy...in a better mood today cos I was NOT looking forward to today :bag:

A cup of tea now me thinks......

Morning all :)

Not much to report except it's Monday again (booo!) but I have next week off (yay!!)

:wave:

'Ello, 'Ello, Ello....wot's goin' on 'ere then?'

:bye:

Good Mornig all cold again today http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/28/28_3_9v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

today I am wearing a stripey jumper with yellow, pink, white and blue stripes, on a black background. I thought it was a mistake this morning, but Cockney assured me it was fine.

So far i have had 2 Bertie Bassett comments and I am not finding them funny

today I am wearing a stripey jumper with yellow, pink, white and blue stripes, on a black background. I thought it was a mistake this morning, but Cockney assured me it was fine.

So far i have had 2 Bertie Bassett comments and I am not finding them funny


Well at least they don't call you the Jelly Belly Baby! :hug:

good morning with a wave to Coastie. Had a lot of fun with the multiple pics etc and exhibits. hope everyone has a good day.

Morning everyone :bye:

I have an interesting evening in front of me, as it is, my youngest's parents/choices evening. The only thing he really wants to do is GCSE PE, so we know have to find him 3 other subjects to study along side it :wacko:

Good morning fellow comrades.

After a super nights sleep I am firing from all cylinders and roaring with energy.

College today to expunge my grey matter.

Cup of tea in my "Fab & 40" mug first.

:cool:

I forgot to say good morning

I am in the mood for mischief’s today………. beware.. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_6_10.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

firing from all cylinders and roaring with

Thats firing on all cylinders

You women know nothing about engines do you
it's a wonder you can drive

You women know nothing about engines do you
it's a wonder you can drive

Oi! I scored 26 on the written driving test link!

:blush: - 4 times

Oi! I scored 26 on the written driving test link!

:blush: - 4 times

Fine and a rotary engine works........... How ?



Hang on I just realised .......not to good on the practical then

Woo Hoooo.... :bye:

Hi everybody! :bye:

Hi Coastie!

I trust you are in position and all is well on the Solent!

hey Toastie :w00t:

Hi Coastie my ol' mucker :bye:


Lil Ed sends his love :wub:

Lil Ed sends his love :wub:


omg ILS!! you haven't still got him on your bed have you?

Coastie - arent' you a teensy weensy bit worried that lil Ed's not gonna be back in time for Egypt?!

omg ILS!! you haven't still got him on your bed have you?


Yes I have, although I do remove him when my fb comes around :devil:

Yes I have, although I do remove him when my fb comes around :devil:

what's an fb?

fire brigade

what's an fb?

Have you never watched Sex & the City Dol?


Floops - I wish :naughty:

Coastie - arent' you a teensy weensy bit worried that lil Ed's not gonna be back in time for Egypt?!

Nope...Rusty's going to Egypt...he's already been to L.A. and he had a blast...have a great piccie of him and his best mate Kev (who lives with my mate in London) posing topless on Muscle Beach....... :wub:

Lil' Ed is being loved that's whats important....I already have to share my love between far to many boys..... :blush:

fb = fake boyfriend?fb = fat boyfriend?
fb = fried boyfriend?
fb = flippin' boyfriend?

give me a clue?!

**** Buddy :w00t:

Nope...Rusty's going to Egypt...he's already been to L.A. and he had a blast...have a great piccie of him and his best mate Kev (who lives with my mate in London) posing topless on Muscle Beach....... :wub:

Lil' Ed is being loved that's whats important....I already have to share my love between far to many boys..... :blush:

You see Voice, this is the reason that Coastie is part of the care in the community programme!

**** Buddy :w00t:

ILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You called Floops

You see Voice, this is the reason that Coastie is part of the care in the community programme!


No this is proof that the community doesn't care! :(

Good mornin all you little worm catchers.....

Hope you all have a wonderful day whilst I'm sleepin! :thumbsup:

Coasie the laydee with the Moastie!!!

How are you, I am very excited as my new fridge freezer is coming this morning. Whats exciting you this morning?

Coasie the laydee with the Moastie!!!

How are you, I am very excited as my new fridge freezer is coming this morning. Whats exciting you this morning?

Well other than the firemen who kept me warm last night as there was no room in the Bar after the Polish dancers and Goats couple with the cheese filled the place.....erm...
the fact I shall be in my bed in ooo about 1hr 30mins is what's really keeping me awake at the mo!

Lovely to see you by the way....oh queen of Cat day!

Edit: just wanted to say....I LOVE YOU ALL...but I'm going to have to leave you now...... :sad:



But I'll be back tonight! :w00t:

Morning Cat, Coastie, everyone :bye:

Another chilly morning in Sussex.....


Have a good sleep Coastie see you later :bye:

Morning everyone! :bye:

good morning to y'all!.....and good night to me. lol.

Good morning dab :bye: Good to see you again :D

Goodnight IM - sleep well :bye:

DAB!! How's Operation Greece going????

:photo: Gotcha! Hiya ILS! Hiya Cat!

I'm not doing that again. It was fun (see photo in some bar on some island somewhere... :wacko: ) but legging it around Europe (a week in Greece then home via a day in Warsaw) has knackered me too much to do any woik! :laugh:

So I'm sticking to home until it's all up and running.

How are you?

Dab, your back just in time for my party tonight. Please do come.

I certainly will! :w00t:

Gotta go do some woik now, but I'll come back later and try to figure out what's going on with all these new icons 'n' stuff. See ya. xxx

Yay - dab's coming to the party http://www.forumeye.it/invision/html//emoticons/woohoo.gif

Morning Dab, Cat, ILs and all.

Have a rip roaring headache this morning and not a drop of alochol in my system.... :pooh:

I will be at the partay later, do I need to bring anything with me??gazebo, party lights??

Right, see you chappies - im off home. ta ta, so long - and ill see you all on the morrow (unless i can come online tonight for a quickie) :thumbsup:

Good Evening..ladies, gentlemen and backward adults...welcome to the forum this wonderful night...I hope that you will join in the celebration of all that is Cat within the confines of the SOMBA Rooms.....I look forward to serving you many...many drinks and listening to you throwing up in the alley! :sick:

Good morning Coastie, Cat, Woodstock everyone :bye:

I have the builders back again today to lay prepare the kitchen floor so the new flooring can be layed tomorrow. So there is going to be more upheaval as they have to move the fridge/freezer, freezer, washing machine & dishwasher into the lounge/diner for the day. Still I shouldn't moan as it is nearly finished now, they only have to come back and re-artex the ceiling after this....

Have a good day all :bye:

Gosh...

First Woodsy..then Cat and now Ils...don't you people ever sleep? :wacko:

Loveley to see you all though! :bye:

Right now Buzz is here to take on the role of the responsible one...I'm off!

See you in a few days! :bye:

Ooo and Cat can you mind the Bar...cheers hun!

Good Morning Everyone,
I am more tired after a long sleep than before I went to bed last night. So, caffeine for me today! Hope you all have a great day, and enjoy a few adventures.

Hi all


my mums not very well so I might not be around much today

I'm sorry to hear that Cockney :sad:

I hope she gets better soon :hug:

Hi all


my mums not very well so I might not be around much today

Im very sorry to hear that news. I wish her a very speedy recovery :)

Thank you Floopy went with her in the ambulance to hospital

She is in no immediate danger but they think she may have had a hart attack

They are going to keep her in intensive care

She is quite old, eighty odd now but she is a tough old bird so she maybe alright we can only hope

Cockney, I'm sorry to hear about your mum.
Big hugs to you and Floopy :hug:

Hi guys, thanks for the thoughts.

She's stable but still having breathing difficulties. Cockney's sister has taken over for now. God I hate hospitals.

Hi guys, thanks for the thoughts.

She's stable but still having breathing difficulties. Cockney's sister has taken over for now. God I hate hospitals.

Oh dear :hug: I wish her well.

I cant stand hospitals either ... its the smell that does me in !!

:hug: to you and Cockney, sorry to hear about Mum, and hope she has a speedy recovery.......

Cockney and Fllops....,thinking about you all. Hope your mum is ok and soon up and about again.

Thanks for the well wishes all of you I am sure she will be Ok http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_4_141v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

Thanks for the well wishes all of you I am sure she will be Ok http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_4_141v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)





Keep us updated Cock :hug:

Morning everyone :bye:

Hopefully by this evening the floor will be finished, the appliances will be back in place and I can tackle the mountain of washing that has accumulated.. :ranting:

I hope you all have a great day :D

Morning all. It's my day off today...HUrahhhhhhhh

I shall be houseworking with a vengance today.......with the music up so loud my ears will bleed!!! Can't wait.....

Good evening one and all.
I hope everybody is well, and up for some mischief tonight. I know I am.. :devil:

Hi LB :bye:

I'm always up for a bit of mischief :wink2:

Good evening one and all.
I hope everybody is well, and up for some mischief tonight. I know I am.. :devil:

How exciting.

What do you have in mind Búgger Luggs? :huh:

How exciting.

What do you have in mind Búgger Luggs? :huh:
A bit of cheeky banter to start off with I think. :D

Good night, night owls. Drank too much, talked too much, laughed too much, typed too much - one big mound of energy so I need to retire to recoup my energy for an early start tomorrow. Keep on the straight and narrow, y'all.
Good night and when you get there, sleep tight and dont let those bed bugs get in at all.

Good night, night owls. Drank too much, talked too much, laughed too much, typed too much - one big mound of energy so I need to retire to recoup my energy for an early start tomorrow. Keep on the straight and narrow, y'all.
Good night and when you get there, sleep tight and dont let those bed bugs get in at all. Ni Night Tonee, sleep well :bye: x

Morning everyone :bye:

It is a lovely day here in West Sussex, the sky is blue, there are a few clouds, and the sun is out, although it is still a bit nippy....

I'm just off to watch my youngest play football, it should be a good game as they are playing a team where the opposition include many of his school friends (derby game)...

I hope everyone has a good day!

GOODMORNING!

Oh and isn't it just, feeling much better today, had a huge sleep last night. Went to bed to watch Million Dollar Baby soon after 7pm...didn't like it, so turned over and watched Crufts. But fell asleep anyway. Was up at 4 and have done an hours studying.

Welcome to Monday everyone. :wink_kiss <----- this little beauty keeps getting me into trouble, keep thinking its just the normal smile and then the little kiss appears.

Morning everyone :bye:


I have the day off today as I worked on Saturday (I wonder if they will remember this time, or as like last time I will get a phone call to ask why I haven't turned up :wacko: ).

The boys have an inset day so I was going to have a lie in, but I woke up at the normal time and couldn't get back to sleep, so I thought I might as well get up!

Good Morning all. It is a lovely day here, not too cold - so far anyway -

Have a great day

.....gahhh....have a n.....gahhh....humbug!!

.....gahhh....have a n.....gahhh....humbug!!
Pardon?......

Pardon?......

I think he was hocking up a bit of phlegm!

Morning all! should really be getting ready for work!

I think he was hocking up a bit of phlegm!

Charmed I'm sure.......

morning Dol

Pardon?......

....humbug i say!....

....humbug i say!....

Why? .................

Why? .................

....gahhh....mornings??.....humbug!.....

Good morning one and all

Good morning....you handsome beasts and beautiful dames....may your day be full of nice smells and pleasant feelings!

Good morning....you handsome beasts and beautiful dames....may your day be full of nice smells and pleasant feelings!

.....or rice wells and pheasant peelings....either or....

Good morning....you handsome beasts and beautiful dames....may your day be full of nice smells and pleasant feelings!


To cheery Monday Morning an all ............What

Goodmorning fellow comrades.

College today, another exam looms next week and we have only done one mock paper to prepare...which will be marked today. There is mutiny in the camps me thinks.

Never mind. :fireman:

Good morning Cat, everyone :bye:

What a dork I am, I set my alarm clock an hour fast last night so instead of waking at 6am I was woken at 5am... I tried to go back to sleep but I finally gave up and got up at 6am.....

Oh well the day can only get better :wacko: :laugh:

A sleepy mornin' to you all! :closedeye

I want my bed! :bored: