Getting pie :sad:

Well I'll have your eye then..so I will be getting Pie eye eyed.



(God I do symathise, I hated not being able to drink when pregnant)

I soooo need to get totally ratted at tonight as well :sad: .

Ah well, I might be very wicked and open a can of fanta :bag:

I soooo need to get totally ratted at tonight as well :sad: .

Ah well, I might be very wicked and open a can of fanta :bag:

I quaffed loads of Tango when preggers..if you drink enough you get a slight hight from the tannine.

sadly I also get palpatations from the caffeine :sad: .

My life is not very much fun at the moment, even chocolate gives me indigestion.

*sniff*

I've just been to weight managment class and discovered that If I work hard enough I can end up with a frame that can stick it's head under a chocolate fountain all day and not put any fat on.
The man's a genius :thumbsup:

Getting pie-eyed (sorry Floops)

Chatting on here and now off to watch HIGNFY
Oh and scoffing pizza and strawberry cheesecake.

preggers..


<<Dolores shudders>>

I hate that word!

ah ah ! I've just had an idea for an old thread that needs ressurecting!

Preggers Plays Pop! da da da da da da

Sorry

Preggers Plays Pop! da da da da da da

Sorry

I think you mean plop .... oh another word I don't like!

Did he ever appear on Top of the Plops?

I'm sure he must have, but he was never quite right was he?

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actaully Cheggers does look preggers doesn't he!

Floopy that has to be one of the most frightening pictures I have ever seen on this board.....thanks for the nightmares which are sure to follow!

Oh and I'm working tonight by the way....incase anyone was wondering...which you probably weren't as you are all merrily chatting away in the chat room no doubt and comparing nipple size and each persons individual zit popping abilities.....but that's fine...I shall just stay here and talk to myself.....it's the only time I get to have an even remotely intellectual conversation anyway.....now where's my teddy bear? :mellow:

I'm off to the local crematorium tonight.

No, not a funeral, but my ladies circle night out tonight.
We are going to have a look around the crem, kind of back stage tour.
My hubby reckons its a bit macabre, but to me I'm interested in what happens.
Its only a body that goes through there, its a shell, the soul of the person has gone, imo.

I've only ever been to one crem service as well. Our family have always been buried, so that is the norm for me.

Oh and of course the obligatory visit to a pub afterwards for food, but no beer for me tonight, my turn to drive.

I HAVE TO HAVE AN EARLY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

:laugh: Yeah, right! :laugh:

No. Really. I have to. I'm watching ER and going to bed. I am.

Okay. I understand.

See you in chat, then.

probly :bag:

I think we should all have an early night because tomorrow is

BIG BROTHER NIGHT

I'm off to the local crematorium tonight.

No, not a funeral, but my ladies circle night out tonight.
We are going to have a look around the crem, kind of back stage tour.
My hubby reckons its a bit macabre, but to me I'm interested in what happens.
Its only a body that goes through there, its a shell, the soul of the person has gone, imo.

I've only ever been to one crem service as well. Our family have always been buried, so that is the norm for me.

Oh and of course the obligatory visit to a pub afterwards for food, but no beer for me tonight, my turn to drive.

Oh, Andrea I don't know what to think of your night out! One part of me thinks it is good to see that it is not just about dead bodies and the like but the other part of me is thinking along the lines of your husband!

Enjoy your pub meal afterwards though and you must post about your experience tomorrow, I am interested to see what you think about it!

I am taking Katie to her swimming lessons and then home, put feet up and watch Desperate Housewives!

I shall be watching TV with Mr G (hey that rhymes). W'll be watching the finale of a series we've been watching together and then BB. I will no oubt have a drink or two and Mr G will no doubt fall asleep and snore loudly enough to shake the foundations of the house :D

It sounds a really interesting nice out Andrea, I hope it doesn't put you off your food! :laugh:


Tonight I am staying in, watching a bit of TV, catching up on the forum and spending some time with my boys!

I'm going home...watching the Bill and Murphys Law (yes it's back..woooo) and maybe a bit of what I taped whilst I was away this weekend if I can stay awake! :closedeye

We had planned to go to the pub, BUT Celeb Love Island and BB are both on tonight at the same time. So i really need to watch one and record one !!! Whats a girl to do ?

Also - i cant smoke right now, and i shouldnt really be stuck in a smoky atmosphere if poss.

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Enjoy your pub meal afterwards though and you must post about your experience tomorrow, I am interested to see what you think about it!

It was a really interesting night out going "behind the scenes" at the crematorium.

I won't go into too much detail in case anyone doesn't want to know.

But for one, I didn't know it was owned by a huge company that is profit making. I don't know but I thought it was owned by the council?

For all those of you that are envoironmentally conscious, one girl there said she wanted a cardboard coffin. The guy screwed his face up and said they were very dangerous because the "ovens" get that hot, when putting a cardboard coffin in, it often starts burning before they can get the doors shut:ohmy:

And he also mentioned that to burn one body takes the equivalent amount of gas that would light up a small village for 1 day:ohmy:

But I really enjoyed it and there was nothing macabre about it.
Apparently he does tours like this once or twice a week.

Oh and Ils, nah it didn't put me off my food:w00t:


As for tonight.

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Somewhere in between I'm sure I've got some children to feed and bath:unsure:

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I always think at this time on a Friday that I will pop into the Chattagery but always either forget, fall asleep, or am too drunk and will make a moo of myself!!

And he also mentioned that to burn one body takes the equivalent amount of gas that would light up a small village for 1 day:ohmy:


Crikey, perhaps there is something in burial after all!

It was a really interesting night out going "behind the scenes" at the crematorium.

I won't go into too much detail in case anyone doesn't want to know.

But for one, I didn't know it was owned by a huge company that is profit making. I don't know but I thought it was owned by the council?

For all those of you that are envoironmentally conscious, one girl there said she wanted a cardboard coffin. The guy screwed his face up and said they were very dangerous because the "ovens" get that hot, when putting a cardboard coffin in, it often starts burning before they can get the doors shut:ohmy:

And he also mentioned that to burn one body takes the equivalent amount of gas that would light up a small village for 1 day:ohmy:

But I really enjoyed it and there was nothing macabre about it.
Apparently he does tours like this once or twice a week.

As one of the ones who didn't want to know too much but kind of wondered, you have answered something that was bothering me. I often wondered if they actually burnt the coffins. I had this awful mental picture of what might happen and didn't want to go there. :sad:

I imagine they take off the brass and things first though?

I have other questions about the ashes too but not sure if I really want to know.

Did they show you the grinders


I helped built a new wing of one once the one in hornchurch and had a good look round
It wasn't much fun when the wind was in the wrong direction

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I am cooking an Irish stew for my friends from London visiting tomorrow. And drinking red wine. And listening to Tears for Fears and anything else I want to!!

Going to see a play - and I'm afraid I can't really be bothered! Might go to the pub afterwards though.

I imagine they take off the brass and things first though?

I have other questions about the ashes too but not sure if I really want to know.

They don't take the brass handles and things off, but basically pick them up afterwards. They have a magnet that they use to pick up all the nails from the coffin.

Did they show you the grinders


I helped built a new wing of one once the one in hornchurch and had a good look round
It wasn't much fun when the wind was in the wrong direction

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Yes we saw the grinders.

He also mentioned about certain funeral director leaving shoes on the bodies which they shouldn't do. Shoes = rubber = lots of black smoke

He also mentioned about one that somehow had an aerosol can in the coffin. The funeral directors blamed the family, the family blamed the funeral directors.
Well basically, this guy at the crem wasn't happy because the door blew off in his face:ohmy:

I might be going to the pub .... although it depends when Mr.B gets home.

Im getting withdrawal symptoms. Its been 2 days since i last went :laugh:

The usual. eat watch BB, hang about on here, fall asleep in the armchair :pimp:

Ironing, hanging out here, not watching BB and packing my suitcase :w00t:

oh bollox, does that mean it's going to be like the Marie Celeste round here on Friday night? :cry:

oh bollox, does that mean it's going to be like the Marie Celeste round here on Friday night? :cry:

shhhhhh don't tell dol but whilst she is watching BB, I will be on her pc!

woohoo!!


Damn, but I'll be watching BB too :sad:

The best ones aren't going to Portsmouth til Saturday Floops, so I'll be here on Friday! :bye:

edit to say Saturday. :bag:

Watch the end of Desperate Housewives! :thumbsup:

We'll be here floops, maybe Patsy could russle up some entertainment for us?

The best ones aren't going to Portsmouth til Friday Floops, so I'll be here on Friday! :bye:


Don't you mean Saturday Pats :wink_kiss

But actually I think you will find all the best ones will be IN Portsmouth Friday !!!!

We'll be here floops, maybe Patsy could russle up some entertainment for us?

Or maybe she can't be ar$ed.

O well, I'll have to make do with Cat and Pats then :bag:

Tonight I am doing nothing - except maybe going to bed early!

O well, I'll have to make do with Cat and Pats then :bag:

can you put up with me for the weekend as well. I'm not doing anything much apart from BB and mooching around on here.

Actually we can have a laugh when poor Craig gets evicted on friday.
I only want him to stay in longer so I can brag about knowing him :w00t:

Actually we can have a laugh when poor Craig gets evicted on friday.
I only want him to stay in longer so I can brag about knowing him :w00t:

Why would you want to brag - most people would want to keep quiet about that:bag:

can you put up with me for the weekend as well. I'm not doing anything much apart from BB and mooching around on here.

Actually we can have a laugh when poor Craig gets evicted on friday.
I only want him to stay in longer so I can brag about knowing him :w00t:

Oh I daresay we can squeeze another one in :w00t:

God I love BB eviction nights!

Spending it with 2 special people :D

Spending it with 2 special people :D

Yes, we've always thought of Dol as 'special' in the family. :wink2:

I'm going home to a nice hot shower...I shall then done my pyjamas and slippers and make myself a warm cup of cocoa before enjoying a few hours of recorded 'Songs of Praise' :angel:

Pssst...Dol n Ils da ya think they bought it?

Pssst...Dol n Ils da ya think they bought it?

Of course they did, sweetie :laugh:

Of course they did, sweetie :laugh:

Marvellous...now I have a bottle of red and will be round at 2015 or as close as! :wink2:

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It's a glamourous life...

Tonight i am rushing home from work to get the spare room bedding in the wash and for a general tidy up.

Mr. B is home at 6:30 ish and will be clearing the spare room of all his blummin tools which have been cluttering the place up for yonks. And he wont let me move them as "i might damage them or put them in the wrong place". WTF :wink2:

Then i will be going to the pub for a spot of din dins and a few shandy's :ninja:

I am off to a fashion show in aid of Post-Natal Depression and then going out for an Italian! Oooh, just remembered better go and book a taxi!

A light supper - AGAIN! And this, mainly. :w00t:

Tonight I went to my youngest son's presentation evening!

Tonight I will be at a BBQ - there may be alcohol involved at some point!

Tonight I will be at a BBQ - there may be alcohol involved at some point!
You just be very careful Rob - that alcohol stuff is bad for you it makes you do all sorts of thigs you wuldn't normally do (or so I have been told)
But have a good time and make sure you pop in and see us if you do get drunk (never one to miss an oportunity!)

Well Rob it certainly is Barbie weather - of that there is no doubt.


But God tradition runs strong in our house - Saturday Salad and Dr Who!!!! WOOO WOOO

Well there's naff all on the telly so I shall me be watching 'Lock Stock......'

Tonight I shall be mostly drinking and frolicking.

I have just polished off a free bottle of champers and eaten my dinner, and now I am looking forward to a hard evening's TV watching. :ninja:

Well there's naff all on the telly so I shall me be watching 'Lock Stock......'

One word - DON'T! it is truly crap!

Well there's naff all on the telly so I shall me be watching 'Lock Stock......'
One word - DON'T! it is truly crap!
No it's not I love this film............. :bag:

Gently showering my slightly red body and then lots of aftersun.

Ouch Maz :)


I was hoping for wall to wall sunshine but alas, cloudy all day...bl**dy hot and humid tho.

So, I have been chilling out and trying to stay cool after stuffing myseld with BBQ...well chilled beer is helping my quest.

M

Just watched 4½ hours of excellent telly on BBC2 - Out of Africa: The Many Faces Of The Black Icon, followed by the two-part Live Aid documentary. Wonderful tear-jerking stuff.

Just watched 4½ hours of excellent telly on BBC2 - Out of Africa: The Many Faces Of The Black Icon, followed by the two-part Live Aid documentary. Wonderful tear-jerking stuff.

Me too Dab, wasn't it brilliant!?
Loved seeng the live aid concert again. Brought the day back to me like it was yesterday.

I thought this was brilliant! It's true what they said - one of those days where people remember where they were and what they were doing.

Wasn't Freddie Mercury the most amazing showman - and Bono has always been an utter twonk.:laugh:

Well Rob it certainly is Barbie weather - of that there is no doubt.




It certainly was!

STG barbeques don't half go on though - I'm just home:D

Wasn't Freddie Mercury the most amazing showman

Certainly was, Fee. I miss him. And I loved the way one of the Status Quo guys talked about him, describing how surprised he was at Freddie's physical strength when he got him in a friendly head lock backstage. "If Freddie wanted you, he'd have you!" :laugh:

Oh I watched the live aid show last night.

It was really great to look back at everyone who was on there and to actually see how brilliant Bob Geoldof was for managing to arrange it all.
And what was the American promotor like, they should have sacked him from day 1.

I was in tears when they showed the clip of Africa and then the crowd in London with everyone in tears.

And I agree Fee, about Bono being a twonk, always was and always will be.
Loved Bob's answer to them pulling out at the last minute "Well ***** them":laugh:

I imagine that was Freddie's line as well :ohmy:

Rick Parfitt made me laugh - circling the stadium in a helicopter 'well I think I was in a helicopter', and his pub singer bit at the end :laugh:

LMAO at the two police women trying to get Dire Straits out not knowing who Dire Straits were. They told someone "these lads need to get out they're in dire straits", then they were told, they are Dire Straits :laugh:

Gently showering my slightly red body and then lots of aftersun.


ditto me tonight.

:)

**** all! :)

Watching Corrie and the 2nd part of '5 days to Midnight'

Having a cool shower and lots of moisturiser.

Just had my second bath of the day, smothered myself in moisturising lotion and am now sitting on the computer with a fan blowing on me. Ah the good life! :)

I tidied up the living room this afternoon and done a huge pile of ironing watching 24 and now am sat here with a lovely glass of wine:thumbsup:


My hubby thought I was insane doing the cleaning and ironing on the hottest day of the year yet.:wacko:
But unfortunately unless I did the ironing we wouldn't have any clothes to wear.

Tonight we are off down the pub again - although its the last visit until Friday :wink2: I love my pub nights, although i nearly poured someones drink over their head yesterday evening, the ignorant f*cker :ninja:

Fortnightly ladies circle meeting tonight and we are going on a boat trip to see some seals.

Not been on a seal trip round here before, I'm quite looking forward to it.
Oh and of course a meal in the a pub after and I'm not driving tonight.:thumbsup:

I'm having a rare posh night at Goodwood Festival of Speed dinner dance which entails dressing up and heels and stuff.

I'll be sitting in my living room smiling at the thought of Fee in posh frock and heels and stuff. :fireman:

Ditto :laugh:

Im not sure, but i think we are off to the pub this evening .... again. I tell you, we should have our own designated parking spot there by now :bored:

Tonight I am going to the Brighton Center to see 'The Once In a Life Time' Tour!

Tonight I am going to the Brighton Center to see 'The Once In a Life Time' Tour!

Who is that then?

Who is that then?

Les McKeown's Bay City Rollers, The Osmonds, David Essex and David Cassidy!

Im going to a small 'doo' tonight. One of the locals down the pub is having a small gathering in honour of his party. Only 10 people have been invited and i feel quite honoured that he invited Mr.B and I as we are still relatively new here and he has loads of friends.

So it starts at 7:30pm and we have bought him a small pressie and will go armed with a bottle or two.

Happy Days :thumbsup:

Have a great time Bonnie :thumbsup:


Tonight I have nothing planned, I am just going to chill!

Chillin' sounds good .. is that beer or wine ILS?

Chillin' sounds good .. is that beer or wine ILS?

It would be a beer, Ghost, I am not a big wine drinker :beer:

Quiz night tonight & I am looking forward to it :smartie:

I bet you can't guess what I'm up to tonight...

go on...

bet ya can't...

Are you going Clubbing? :ninja:

No...go one guess again...go on..go on... go on....

Going to the cinema?

Boating of some sort Coastie?

Nope...oh this is so much fun isn't it! guess again.. :laugh:

Nope...oh this is so much fun isn't it! guess again.. :laugh:

are you at work?

are you at work?

Awww ya guessed it....and I was having so much fun to! :sad:

Awww ya guessed it....and I was having so much fun to! :sad:

I know ... you seemed to be getting a little giddy with excitement so I had to stop it. Sorry! :devil:

I know ... you seemed to be getting a little giddy with excitement so I had to stop it. Sorry! :devil:

You can be a hard cold woman at times Dol... :cry: You know I don't get out much and there you go crushing the one bit of fun I was likely to have this evening....cruel...very cruel...

Im off to the pub this evening for a drinkie poo or two.

Staying at home, just chilling again!

Watching Murphy's Law. I have to have Jimmy Nesbitt. This is getting ridiculous. At least then I could get him out of my system. I feel it's the only way to move on.

I'll probably catch that too - it was brilliant last week. Might paint a bit. Could do with an early night because I'm sailing tomorrow, but I doubt I'll get one.

I'll probably catch that too - it was brilliant last week. Might paint a bit. Could do with an early night because I'm sailing tomorrow, but I doubt I'll get one.

Have I missed something here Dab? Are you "sailing" as in away to distant exotic shores or "sailing" as in going out in a boat for the day?

I'm going up the Tamar for the afternoon, Crit. First time on the water for ages. It's going to rain but I don't care! :)

I'm going up the Tamar for the afternoon, Crit. First time on the water for ages. It's going to rain but I don't care! :)

Well I hope you have a great afternoon Dab. Sounds good. :thumbsup:
Tell us all about it when you get back.

Im torn about this evening. Normally we go to the pub on a Monday evening as Mr.B isnt at work - but i kinda fancy an evening in watching the TV - although there probably isnt anything on, there never is any more.

Am taking Em to jujitsu, being weighed at Fat club then coming back for an evening with the bookwork or the ironing board. Oh decisions decisions..........what a jet set life I lead :bag:

Ironing :sad:

Last night i got very very drunk :blush:.

I was quite content, sitting eating pizza and watching Big Brother when Mr.B got a text from one of the guys down the pub asking him if he was going down as he fancied playing darts. Well - Mr.B didnt need to hear anymore and promptly announced that we were both off to the pub for a quickie.

So we got there about 9:45 .... and we rolled out at 1:30am. Blimey - i drank enough gin to sink a battleship. At one point i had 4 shots of gin with a splash of tonic as everyone there was buying them for me !!!

I had a right job getting out of bed this morning, and it took me till about 1/2hr ago to feel remotely human again.

Oh well - another hour and the party will start again with my in laws .... and more drinking will occur. My poor liver :blink:

My poor liver :blink:

Try a Chianti tonight Bonsa!!

Well for the first time in donkeys and yonks and ages we are going out!! A couple of friends of ours have been feeling increasingly sorry for us lately and they have decided to treat us to a slap up Indian, preceeded and succeeded by a large amount of alcohol.

I am soooooooooooo excited - I cannot think the last time I actually got dressed up to go out for a 'proper' night out.

This evening I'm going to reward myself for getting back to work after so many months. Miss Dab the Youngest and I have the place to ourselves and we're going to unplug the phone and watch Top Gun with the volume right up! (Miss Dab is out in town with her mates and doesn't actually know any of this yet, but she'll be thrilled when I tell her!) Meanwhile, I've promised myself I'll complete this chapter in draft before I head over to Miramar, so there I go...

wooooooooooooooooooooosh

In one word - melting - Phewwww! It's hot and I have tumble dryer on for g/son's school uniform.

Once he's back downstairs with his dad (any minute now) I am just going to loll about and do nothing.

Still trying to make up my mind whether to go to my brother's in Wales on Tuesday. He's invited me. The thing that's putting me off is the thought of getting the ironing board out :blush: plus 6 hours on the train.

I am having a relaxing evening after having taken kids to church, been food shopping, taken bottles to recycling, done two loads of washing and ironed it all, then cooked tea and sorted kids out in bed.

I just seem to have been on the go all day.

I havent been to the pub since Sunday night - so hopefully will be popping down there.

I'll be having an early night unless there's anything on the box!

Me and Mr F are having a PCC [Parochial Church Council] meeting at our house. I am the secretary of the PCC and already have distributed the minutes following the last meeting, but I have had to re-photocopy 15 sets cos they always forget to bring theirs with them.

I am not terribly looking forward to it - I never do, but someone has to do it.

Sorting through boxes .....

I am not terribly looking forward to it - I never do, but someone has to do it.

God I haven't enjoyed a meeting as much in years!! It was stuff of the movies, well probably the local Am Dram - but jolly good nonetheless. Thank you and good night!

absolutely and totally messing about:w00t:

Stopping Andrea from getting a full house :ninja:

No your not, I'm on your back.

Oh yes I am!

Goodnight:w00t:

Relaxing with a few beers :beer:

Tonight I am going to the pub for something to eat and then going to the cinema to see War of The Worlds :thumbsup:

ooooh I know this is tonight - but I wasn't in last night to put this in. But last night it was my monthly WI and we had 4 other institutes visiting and we were to have a Hairdressing Demo from this up and coming 'trendy' haridresser. He let us down at the last moment - so our president arranged a trip to Wallington [where I may be working v. soon] - it is a Nat. Trust property.

And we had an evenings carte blanche to wander the rooms and look at the exhibits - it was wonderful. My lovely old friend Patricia still lives in the house [her father bequeathed it], and she wandered round with me and told me stories of her playing in it when she was a little girl. [for the girls; there is the most FABULOUS collection of the most intricate and stuning dolls houses ever - not something I have ever hankered after - but they are amazing]

Then we went back to the Village Hall to have supper and chats and a lovely cup of tea.

Sounds like a good evening last night Flip.


I go swimming Mon and Tues evenings. I really enjoy it, feel energised afterwards and am proud of consistently doing something that is really good for me.

I wen to my first ever spin class tonight and it was hard, but I managed to keep up, but my bottom is soo sore. I'm sure I'm going to have blisters :ohmy:
Spent the rest of the evenng cooking and cocked it up, but felt obliged to eat it, which I'd stuck to shreddies

I wen to my first ever spin class tonight and it was hard, but I managed to keep up, but my bottom is soo sore. I'm sure I'm going to have blisters :ohmy:
Spent the rest of the evenng cooking and cocked it up, but felt obliged to eat it, which I'd stuck to shreddies

Ooh...spinning is fun. I've only gone a couple times but definitely enjoy it. Although I can never seem to stop the thing...lol...my foot always comes off or something and I smash it into the pedal....ouch.


Anyways, tonight I am going out with the fam to play trivia at a local bar....hoping we aren't too dumb with the questions....and winners usually win some free food...so here's hoping we win some food!

And spinning is???......................

Tonight we are going to meet some friends in Folkestone for dinner. I am really looking forward to it. :)

And spinning is???......................

Tonight we are going to meet some friends in Folkestone for dinner. I am really looking forward to it. :)

Have a great time Tiggs. Tonight i think we are going to the pub for a quickie as Mr.B needs to chat to one of the guys down there about the re-wire of our house !!

Have a great time Tiggs. Tonight i think we are going to the pub for a quickie as Mr.B needs to chat to one of the guys down there about the re-wire of our house !!


What's chatting about rewiring the house got to do with a quickie bons? :ohmy: :kid:

What's chatting about rewiring the house got to do with a quickie bons? :ohmy: :kid:

Lol - you should see the bloke he is chatting too .... he is gorgeous PLUS he is coming over for dinner and spending the night Friday night. I can see Bonnie dreaming of three in a bed :bag: :w00t:

I'm staying in tonight, just chilling.

Tiggs - have a good time tonight :thumbsup:


Bonnie - piccies please!

Bonnie - piccies please!

I think there has already been a piccie on here, when i was at the 60's night at the pub. I wonder where that thread is !!

****** :ninja:

^^^^^^^^????? :unsure:

Thank you Bonnie and ILS for wishing me a good night. :) And to you both also. :naughty:

Lol - you should see the bloke he is chatting too .... he is gorgeous PLUS he is coming over for dinner and spending the night Friday night. I can see Bonnie dreaming of three in a bed :bag: :w00t:

Tonights the night :ninja:

It will be a busy evening actually. I have to go home and clean the house - and then we are off to the pub until about 9pm. We are all then coming home and having steak on the BBQ - so that will be cooked by torch power !!! I think the forecast is rain / cloud this evening so it could be fun :bag: We will then sit out probably till about 1am chatting and drinking.

Sounds kinda good really.

Then tomorrow Mr.B will be doing some DIY with this blokie, and i will probably read a book.

Was it good for you Bonnie? :wink2:


Tonight I am just staying in chilling, but last night I went Salsa dancing for the first time! What great fun that was, I will definitely be going again.

Oooh, I loved the salsa dancing I did the other week:thumbsup:


Tonight I'm going here.....

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Wolterton Hall:w00t:

It's ladies circle tonight and it's chairman's night.
I think she has hired a room at the hall, having some nibbles and wine I think.
And apparently we are going to be waited on by the guys from the round table:w00t:

I wonder if I should put my ball gown on....(this is actually inside Wolterton Hall)

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Wow that looks fascinating Andrea! You're gonna become a snob at the end of it aren't you. :kid:

One of those times when you hope someone gets your sense of humour.

Tonight I am staying home and chilling. But I don't know what to have for dinner.....

Wow that looks fascinating Andrea! You're gonna become a snob at the end of it aren't you. :kid:

What do you mean at the end of it?
I'm one already, I thought you all knew:w00t:

:whistling

unpacking all the camping gear I organised last night.... :cry:

unpacking all the camping gear I organised last night.... :cry:

Tiger....come on join us on the Survivor on Line Trips...its bloomin marvelous.

I am going to grow a thick brown skin, hopefully my eyes will grow and sprout, I want to be very mucky - and some kind soul will come along and place me gently in front of the telly.

I am going to grow a thick brown skin, hopefully my eyes will grow and sprout, I want to be very mucky - and some kind soul will come along and place me gently in front of the telly.

I'm still not sure what exactly it is you are doing dear.

I'm still not sure what exactly it is you are doing dear.

I so want to use your Sunday name!!! And you being a gardener - tut tut!

Clues: brown skin, eyes, mucky???

Extra clue: bake 'em, boil 'em, chip 'em, fry 'em, stare at them with longing and think that is the most beautiful ****** I have ever seen in my life!!

Go on my love you got it now haven't you??

I so want to use your Sunday name!!! And you being a gardener - tut tut!

Clues: brown skin, eyes, mucky???

Extra clue: bake 'em, boil 'em, chip 'em, fry 'em, stare at them with longing and think that is the most beautiful ****** I have ever seen in my life!!

Go on my love you got it now haven't you??

YES YES!!

FLIP...TONIGHT YOU ARE GOING TO BE A POTATO!

YES YES!!

FLIP...TONIGHT YOU ARE GOING TO BE A POTATO!

OMG LMAO!! I feel like Dr Henry Higgins ... :wink2:

I am going to my 2nd salsa dance class!

OOOhhhhhh have fun ILS :w00t:

Im not doing anything this evening - which is good. Last night i was dragging to the pub, and i really didnt fancy it. But Mr.B wanted to go.

So tonight i will curl up on the sofa with the dog and have a chill out evening.

I will be pulling my hair out b/c my 7 yr. old has his best (hyper) friend over, who is going to spend the night. I will need a toddy soon...msgirl

Tonight is going to be lazy - and alcohol free - I've spent too much time recently trying to get through the wine lake that I brought back from France!!

Enjoying my first evening on here for a while (about a week and a half, but it feels like a year). Mustn't peak too soon. Might have a break and come back later. Pace myself.

Well, it's good to see you, Patsy :bye:

Very relaxed on a couple of beers, going to eat supper soon, then bed.

Want to be up early so can hit the gym by 9.

Well, it's good to see you, Patsy :bye:

Thank you, poppet. I'm all scanned/viruschecked/firewalled up and raring to go........

Do you have a new computer Patsy, or did you bring the old one back to life?

Same one, but with a severe detox ils. Didn't come cheap, but it's much quicker now. Mr P's so happy for me. :w00t:

Off to the pub tonight. I have a doctors appointment at 5:30pm, and i couldnt be arsed to rummage in the freezer this morning, so Mr. B said "shall we eat out tonight". Well - as if i would say no :w00t:

It would be rude, wouldn't it!

We're off to pick the boys up, but they don't know I'm coming! I can't wait to see their faces when they see me in the morning.

Waiting for my boss to get back to the office - and then i will have to work for a living !!

hopefully sleeping...i haven't slept but maybe 4 hours in the past 48...don't know why... :ohmy:

Tonight I am stage crew for an opera!! - Verdi's Falstaff!!

Actually in the programme I am credited as a servant - which means that I have a cast credit in a proper opera!! (Just as well I don't have to sing:laugh: )

Tonight I am stage crew for an opera!! - Verdi's Falstaff!!

Actually in the programme I am credited as a servant - which means that I have a cast credit in a proper opera!! (Just as well I don't have to sing:laugh: )
bravo, rob, bravo!!!

Exciting stuff Rob :thumbsup:


I'm staying in tonight and I am going to watch Bad Lads Army!

wondering what I have done to annoy the gods.

Sis has been taken into hospital with abdominal pains :sad:

I hope it isn't anything to serious Floops :hug:

tonight I am mostly waiting for karen to put up her poll!

tonight I am mostly waiting for karen to put up her poll!

LMAO :laugh: I am waiting too!


why are we waiting, why are we waiting, oh why are we waiting ........... for a poll? :w00t: :bag:

reading after i leave y'all and hopefully sleeping...i've not slept but a few hours over the last 2 nights. i've had a good shot of whiskey and my supper, so maybe the zzzzz's are not far behind.

Im not sure what we are doing this evening. We went to the pub last night and had a great laugh - BUT we only got 4 hrs sleep last night so i think we will both be pretty tired tonight.

Mr.B wanted to meet me at the pub - but i want him to eat, which he wont do if i meet him there. So i have told him to come home, ill feed him, and then we can decide how we feel :thumbsup:

Tonight I'm going to see a Madonna tribute on the pier.

I've got my pointy bra at the ready :w00t:

cutting the grass, which takes 90 minutes. Followed by lying down with cold beers for 3 hours. Sounds like a good trade off to me :w00t:

No plans for this evening. I just fancy watching TV to be honest after a hectic weekend.

I think there is a good (ish) film on channel 5 this evening.

For me it is another evening in with the family, well whatever family is as well :laugh:

Tonight, I am out at dancing class, hopefully I won't tread on anyones toes :blush:

I cant wait for tonight, and will be glued to channel 4 for all of it :blush:

So you could say you are a 'LOST' cause then..


(groan)
don't forget to take the phone off the hook also.

Tonight, I am out at dancing class, hopefully I won't tread on anyones toes :blush:

Hope you enjoy it ILS. What sort of dancing? Disco? Ballet? Tap? You may have mentioned it before but I've been poorly and not about much.

I am planning a rare TV-fest tonight too - Lost, Big Brother, Lost, Big Brother and Lost on E4 hopefully (if the E4 picture will ever get a strong enough signal :( )

Hope you enjoy it ILS. What sort of dancing? Disco? Ballet? Tap? You may have mentioned it before but I've been poorly and not about much.



It's Salsa dancing Crit :thumbsup:

I'm loving it although I am not very good as yet (3rd lesson tonight):D

It's Salsa dancing Crit :thumbsup:

I'm loving it although I am not very good as yet (3rd lesson tonight):D

Oh yes, I remember now. :thumbsup:

Honestly, I think I am becoming "elderly confused" lately. This flipping flu seems to have knocked out half my brain. I've had so much Lem-sip the top of my head has gone pointed :laugh: Just don't shout "Pancakes" or I might disgrace myself. See what I mean? Rambling .. :bag:

Mr B is in Southampton today & tomorrow, so me & the girls are having an indoor picnic. I have ditched the kebabs - we'll have them tomorrow. So we are having lots of nibbly things, baked potatoes, cheese, salmon, salad etc and we have lots of naughty things for after like chocolate eclairs and ice-cream! And I will feast out on any left-over nibbles whilst watching BB & Lost. So that's me settled!

Honestly, I think I am becoming "elderly confused" lately. This flipping flu seems to have knocked out half my brain. I've had so much Lem-sip the top of my head has gone pointed :laugh: Just don't shout "Pancakes" or I might disgrace myself. See what I mean? Rambling .. :bag:

I hope you feel better soon Crit :hug:

Oh yes, I remember now. :thumbsup:

Honestly, I think I am becoming "elderly confused" lately. This flipping flu seems to have knocked out half my brain. I've had so much Lem-sip the top of my head has gone pointed :laugh: Just don't shout "Pancakes" or I might disgrace myself. See what I mean? Rambling .. :bag:


Critique - PANCAKES!!! I have decided we are going make them for breakfast tomorrow. Flip told me about the wonderful breakfast that Mrs SF made for her and if you think kebabs get you drooling, this breakfasts beats all breakfasts. I bought the peaches and the maple syrup today! Can't wait until morning!

Tonight, I have a date with the television and half a bottle of wine.

Mr H is out on a race night and won't be home until around 10:30pm, so I have the place (and the half bottle) to myself. There is loads of good stuff on tonight, I will be glued to the box from about 8:00pm.

Its ages since I had the house to myself for a whole evening! Bliss.

Tonight, I have a date with the television and half a bottle of wine.

Mr H is out on a race night and won't be home until around 10:30pm, so I have the place (and the half bottle) to myself. There is loads of good stuff on tonight, I will be glued to the box from about 8:00pm.

Its ages since I had the house to myself for a whole evening! Bliss.

Oh, dear Karen I am starting to worry about you? How many bottles so far this week?! :wink_kiss

Oh, dear Karen I am starting to worry about you? How many bottles so far this week?! :wink_kiss

Oh - don't worry about me Bella. I''m lovin' it!

Oh - don't worry about me Bella. I''m lovin' it!

You Go Girl! :laugh: Och well, at leat the alcohol will dull the back-ache!

ooooo me to okaren - except I am having a kebab along with my half ... wink wink ... bottle of wine!!:whistling

Och well, at leat the alcohol will dull the back-ache!

....which has nearly gone actually. :laugh:

But hey - I haven't had a drink every day since were were on holiday. Mr H is lovin' my new-found liberation too. :laugh:

I shall be slobbing in front of the telly tonight from 7.30 - Corrie, BB, Lost, BB, Lost. Oh what a night!

I shall be slobbing in front of the telly tonight from 7.30 - Corrie, BB, Lost, BB, Lost. Oh what a night!

Quiz night tonight but I shall be taping much what you are watching Max - good job I'm off work this week so I'll be able to watch it all :laugh:

Tonight i am being the designated driver for the pub. We are trying to set up a quoites pub team, and we are off to a pub in Ipswich which has the garden laid specially for playing this game to have a play. If there is enough interest our pub is going to invest in getting their top field laid out properly.

There is a cup in our pub dating from 1921 to 1968 and Butley (the pub) is on the cup many a time as winners, but the sport has died, so we are trying for a revival. I hope it works as its a shame that these old 'traditions' die.

I cant play though as the steel rings you throw are so blummin heavy. I think its definately a mans game :blink:

Excuse my ignorance Bonnie but what is quoites?

Excuse my ignorance Bonnie but what is quoites?

Its a game where you throw metal hoops. You aim at a metal stick which is surrounded by concrete - and i think you get points for how near to the stick you get.

Very basic, but apparently good fun. It was originally thought up as a game of strength. You can get kiddy versions using rubber hoops.

Thanks for that Bonnie :thumbsup: I think my kids use to have something similar when they were younger (the rubber hoops version). I didn't know it was called quoites though! :unsure:

I am going babysitting for my friends three little girls. Fortunately none of them is called Megan (as per supernanny last night) and they are the most adorable little girls I know - I don't know that many people with girls, most of my friends have boys -at least three each..

Tonight I am going to have an early night - this working lark is killing me!

Tonight I am going to have an early night - this working lark is killing me!

shame Rob! we have another two and a half weeks before Summer hols is over!

Mind Im working so don't know why I'm bothered! do I look bovvered? bovvered? am I bovvered?!

Tonight I've been wrapping son's presents up. Oh I love wrapping stuff up.
And having a quick tidy up round the place cause it now looks like the outside party is now inside :w00t:

Hope it goes well Andrea!!

Aww, it'll be fine.
Sean will love having 10 of his friends over at our house.

Just watch out for me tomorrow night, pi**ed after having drunk loads of wine to recover:w00t:

Fingers cross the weather is kind to you Andrea and you can have the party you planned!

Tonight it would appear that I was getting ****ed!!

Tonight it would appear that I was getting ****ed!!

Ditto:w00t:

Edit to say, that's my lot for tonight, Goodnight everyone:bye:

I must be even more drunk than I thought - I was sure that I typed in a P an I and two Ss instead of those bloody asterisks!!!

going to put my feet up and get comfy and try to read...i had a looooonnnnnngggg day today subbing. i had the infants and one was a wailer who it used to being held ALL THE TIME and being constantly with a bottle in her mouth. she also doesn't nap very well. the other 3 infants were fairly easy going. i'm wrung out with the health stuff and all the work hours i've done, i just wanna sleep and read, read and sleep.

Absolutely nothing. I cant even take the dog for a walk as the rain water is 10 feet deep (slight exag).

So i will hope home, feed / water the animals, have a bath and then lounge around reading, watching rubbish on TV and generally feeling at peace with the world.

am gonna watch some telly, drink some beer & chat on here............woo hoo

Go home...
Get the boys out....
Have a cuddle and a play....
Watch TV whilst being attacked by the boys...
Put boys back to bed....
Watch more TV....
Go to bed...

I'm just going to watch a bit of TV and surf the net until it is time to pick miss ils up from the train station and then go to bed.

Could I suggest the thread title is changed to what did you do last night? That way we get to find out if someone who was planning to stay in and watch Coronation street with a cup of Ovaltine and a packet of pringles actually ended up meeting an attractive stranger at the bus stop and spent the night in a scr*wing frenzy under a hedge.

Could I suggest the thread title is changed to what did you do last night? That way we get to find out if someone who was planning to stay in and watch Coronation street with a cup of Ovaltine and a packet of pringles actually ended up meeting an attractive stranger at the bus stop and spent the night in a scr*wing frenzy under a hedge.

Blimey - i wouldnt mind a bit of that :w00t: :bag:

Could I suggest the thread title is changed to what did you do last night? That way we get to find out if someone who was planning to stay in and watch Coronation street with a cup of Ovaltine and a packet of pringles actually ended up meeting an attractive stranger at the bus stop and spent the night in a scr*wing frenzy under a hedge.

Or maybe it needs it's own thread :w00t:

Could I suggest the thread title is changed to what did you do last night? That way we get to find out if someone who was planning to stay in and watch Coronation street with a cup of Ovaltine and a packet of pringles actually ended up meeting an attractive stranger at the bus stop and spent the night in a scr*wing frenzy under a hedge.

I thought you weren't going to mention that SF :blush:

Spent the whole evening building a computer desk with my son's help - then took him for a pint to say thanks.

No hedge or Pringles related activity to report I'm sorry to say

I'm on "spider watch". Last night a freaking great black spider came hurtling across the floor, going like a greyhound it was and I have a phobia about them so I let out a screem and poor Mr C nearly had another heart attack.

It ran under my computer desk so I lunged myself at the sofa, drew my feet up and sat there shaking. While Mr. C was waggling a stick under my desk to try and chase it out I happened to glance to the other end of the room and it was speeding across from behind him but made a dash to the safety of under the furniture.

So I've spent the day in a state of panic and paranoia in case the wretched thing suddenly appears again. :cry:

Go home...
Get the boys out....
Have a cuddle and a play....
Watch TV whilst being attacked by the boys...
Put boys back to bed....
Watch more TV....
Go to bed...

:shocking: Getting the boys out, having a cuddle and a play :shocking:

Coastie, we do not want to know about what you get up to at home with your paps :w00t:

I'm on "spider watch". Last night a freaking great black spider came hurtling across the floor, going like a greyhound it was and I have a phobia about them so I let out a screem and poor Mr C nearly had another heart attack.

It ran under my computer desk so I lunged myself at the sofa, drew my feet up and sat there shaking. While Mr. C was waggling a stick under my desk to try and chase it out I happened to glance to the other end of the room and it was speeding across from behind him but made a dash to the safety of under the furniture.

So I've spent the day in a state of panic and paranoia in case the wretched thing suddenly appears again. :cry:

Something similar happened to me last night. I was sat watching TV last night at about 10pm when i felt something tickling my forehead. I brushed it off, and it was a ruddy great spider !!!!! Im petrified of them, and i didnt know where it went :ohmy: I spent the rest of the evening tickling all over thinking it was running on me, and sitting bolt upright in my chair on spider watch :sad:

...mending my f**king puncture on my bike ... which is very difficult cos I can't find the f**king spanner! ... no I'm not happy!

Tonight Mr.B is off playing cards in the pub, and i will be staying in and watching 'Secret Window' with Johnny Depp, and then Mesiah. Ill go and collect him around 10:45 and maybe grab 1/2 a cider :cool:

I am going to watch Messiah :D

Ooooo is that on tonight? Have I missed any episodes? I love Ken Stott.

I'm trying to check on all of my folks b/c the hurricane (Katrina) is heading up our gullet!!! Most are boarding up and moving on...but I will be a nervous wreck until it passes!! msgirl :cry:

I'm trying to check on all of my folks b/c the hurricane (Katrina) is heading up our gullet!!! Most are boarding up and moving on...but I will be a nervous wreck until it passes!! msgirl :cry:

I was only reading about this earlier on the BBC News site Msgirl, it must be really frightening for you :hug:

I worry about my friends and family plus we will get a lot of wind and rain wich can turn into tornadoes, and hail, wind damage. but stiff upper lip and follow protocol. Mr. just called and told me to check around the house for anything that can fly if/when the winds get up.

I am curerntly on page 28 of writing a 45 page analysis of this year's GCSE and Key Stage 3 results, hence my presence on here :bag:

Chilling out now.

Up at 6.00am to do a boot sale, then watched the cricket whilst catering for a dozen or so on the BBQ.
Just finished the washing up , and am very tired now.

I'm trying to check on all of my folks b/c the hurricane (Katrina) is heading up our gullet!!! Most are boarding up and moving on...but I will be a nervous wreck until it passes!! msgirl :cry:

Hope all is well with you msgirl :thumbsup:

Just seen on the news that it was a category one when it went through Florida but now has winds up to 140mph.

We once had to board up our flat and I was stuck working in the hospital (which we had to evacuate to a hospital further inland as ours was on the coast) when I lived in Florida and there was a Hurricane warning.
We kept looking out of the window for winds/rain/hailstone all night. But nothing happened, it was probably one of the quietest nights I'd ever seen there.
It had gone further up north.