A businessman staying at the Ritz hotel in London removes a card from a
phone box. Back at his room he rings the number. A lady answers with a silky
soft voice and asks if she can be of any assistance.

The man says "I would like a blow job,a missionary shag, doggie style, some mild bondage,finishing off with a t*t w*nk . Is that OK" The lady says " It sounds interesting sir, but you might like to dial 9 for an outside line first!"

That's not a joke is it? you did that didnt you?

You're only saying that because you know I'm a five times a night kind of guy! ;)

five trips to the bathroom per night, cos your bladder's not what it was, more like ;)

Haha, great one!