Life in the CBB house looks so mundane, save a couple of moments of respite from the banality of it all when they undergo the challenges. I thought it would be a grand idea to spice things up. I want to hear your suggestions on how they can do just that.

The 10 best suggestions offered up will then be placed into a poll format

I'll set the ball rolling with this offering:-

A miniature go-kart circuit around the perimeter of the CBB grounds...

Give them all unlimited booze in the early afternoon, and con them that the cameras are broken!

All the booze they can drink, then a game of "Strip Jack Naked"!

Bring back John or Jackie or hint that that is going to happen, that would put a bee in their bonnet.

Hint that Sly Stallone is coming in (that would make Jeremy cak his pants and get Brigitte going) or tell Jeremy Sly is waiting for him for when he goes outside as he has a “message” for him about his mother.

Give them loads of unlimited booze – that would make Bridgett lairy as she has been remarkably restrained throughout

Tell them that they have been really badmouthing each other, that would cause some friction.

Tell them their contracts are null and void and they won’t in truth get anything.

Don’t give them any food

Turn the water off

Turn the electrics off and give them candles and a tiny calor gas stove to cook on.

Confiscate John's cigars so that Brigitte cant smoke and watch her go ape.

Tell Jeremy that Rachel Stevens will be joining them for the last three days.

Tell them all that due to popular demand, Sleb Big Brother will last another three weeks, with only two bottles of diet coke, 20lbs of sprouts, a large tub of margarine, two loaves, six boxes of fish fingers and three Fray Bentos pies in the larder available from now on, for the entire time.

Stick Jackie Stallone back in the house - plus five of her snappiest, most bad tempered chihuahas.