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Woodstock
20-01-2005, 10:14 PM
Can someone jog my memory and remind me what this expression actually meant? (there was a quiz early doors for the housemates)
I always thought it meant an erection, but it isn't so - just can't remember.....

Eternity
20-01-2005, 10:19 PM
I wouldn't know - I'm an innocent! :sleep:

jgee73
20-01-2005, 10:47 PM
Didn't it mean doing very well at something?

Woodstock
20-01-2005, 11:26 PM
I wouldn't know - I'm an innocent! :sleep:

OJ Simpson said something very similar.....

Woodstock
20-01-2005, 11:28 PM
Didn't it mean doing very well at something?

not sure pal - I'm asking you...

there were 3-4 choices....just can't remember. Regardless, I think it should mean getting an erection....just sounds like it would mean that.

Lyndsay
21-01-2005, 06:43 AM
get your swerve on
1. To get drunk, to drink, or to otherwise become intoxicated from either alcohol or drugs. 2. To get into a rhythm. To achieve a positive momentum. When playing basketball, if your team does well you can say "Now we got the swerve on!"

Apparently!

bridge
21-01-2005, 08:03 AM
Can someone jog my memory and remind me what this expression actually meant? (there was a quiz early doors for the housemates)
I always thought it meant an erection, but it isn't so - just can't remember.....


when i read this i thought you had put "Erection" instead of "Eviction" by mistake!! :laugh: o.k. well it is early in the morning. zzzzzzzz!

Pandora
21-01-2005, 02:18 PM
Can someone jog my memory and remind me what this expression actually meant? (there was a quiz early doors for the housemates)
I always thought it meant an erection, but it isn't so - just can't remember..... Um, Bridge? It does say erection .... :laugh:

Woodstock
21-01-2005, 06:15 PM
Um, Bridge? It does say erection .... :laugh:
thanks....I thought it was just me for a moment!!

get some more sleep bridge... :sleep:

Dolores
21-01-2005, 07:51 PM
strangely enough I know exactly where bridge is coming from. Don't worry Bridge me and you are the only sane ones here!

what she meant was that she thought you meant to put Eviction and not Erection at all. ....am I right bridge? back me up on this one!

bridge
22-01-2005, 08:42 AM
thanks....I thought it was just me for a moment!!

get some more sleep bridge... :sleep:

ummmm oh yeah! (sigh) i think i will go back to sleep. :sleep:
what a dork i am !

karenh
22-01-2005, 11:33 AM
I always thought it meant an erection, but it isn't so - just can't remember.....

Why did you think that "get your swerve on" meant an erection? Do you get banana-shaped stiffy's or summat? :laugh:

Woodstock
22-01-2005, 11:47 AM
Do you get banana-shaped stiffy's or summat? :laugh:
.....Most evictions are of a banana-shaped form........did I just say evictions?? - I meant erections.....

If one takes the time to run one's fingers from the base of the penis to the head (this entire process would take me 3 minutes to execute....far too long to put into practice...) then one would experience a swerve in the structure....one would...

Eternity
22-01-2005, 11:51 AM
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: .............................

bridge
22-01-2005, 11:52 AM
I have Erections and Evictions coming out of my ears! well not literally but you get my drift!

Woodstock
22-01-2005, 11:58 AM
I have Erections and Evictions coming out of my ears! well not literally but you get my drift!

erections, evictions, elections......it's all happening! - however It would be an infection if coming out of your ear....you seem quite addled...

karenh
22-01-2005, 12:06 PM
me[/B] 3 minutes to execute....far too long to put into practice...)...


LMAO!

3 minutes! :laugh: Nothing like blowing your own trumpet eh, Woodstock, if you'll excuse the pun.....! :laugh:

bridge
22-01-2005, 01:36 PM
LMAO!

3 minutes! :laugh: Nothing like blowing your own trumpet eh, Woodstock, if you'll excuse the pun.....! :laugh:

Willy is truly man's best friend !!!!! :p 3 minutes! that Woodstock must have his hands full. Hee!

Eternity
22-01-2005, 01:49 PM
I think it's a misprint meself, he was talking three inches! :ohmy:

bridge
23-01-2005, 03:46 PM
No comment from Willy Woodstock yet!

Woodstock
23-01-2005, 05:28 PM
get your swerve on
1. To get drunk, to drink, or to otherwise become intoxicated from either alcohol or drugs. 2. To get into a rhythm. To achieve a positive momentum. When playing basketball, if your team does well you can say "Now we got the swerve on!"

Apparently!
Ahhhhh thank you!! :) - but what is the correct definition?

Woodstock
23-01-2005, 05:30 PM
LMAO!

3 minutes! :laugh: Nothing like blowing your own trumpet eh, Woodstock, if you'll excuse the pun.....! :laugh:
...I excuse the pun.... :ohmy:

Woodstock
23-01-2005, 05:31 PM
I think it's a misprint meself, he was talking three inches! :ohmy:
circumference yes...

Eternity
23-01-2005, 05:55 PM
circumference yes...
Tsk - is that all? :sad: Never mind!

Woodstock
25-01-2005, 07:40 AM
circumference yes...

diameter!!.......I meant flippin' diameter!!....