Welcome, this is the brand new "Christopher Walken Suite" Take a look around. But be careful, don't insult the great man himself by being less smooth than we ask of you - there are observers around (The Christopher Walken Police) who will show you the exit. It's not too difficult - although being as smooth as CW takes time. However, just chill - make your mark here, then leave. It's all we ask. Fancy a cigar?........Cuba's finest...... :cool2:

Dress code: a smooth-looking suit

Hairstyle expectancy: blonde and spiky

Demeanour: smooth n' mellow

What's expected of you: Sign the visitor's register before you exit. Make sure you do it smoothly

Additional info required: You better let us know if there are any smooth rivals in the vicinity. There's a little rumour goin' around that there's a guy called De Niro who's smooth.....anyone else we must know about?........

Now......smoothly make your way to the exit...... :cool2:

woodstock you have far too much time on your hands ... why don't you take up cross stitching!

I don't really understand the poll and could't read a word of Woodstocks tinsey faded out writing but I have voted anyway cos I lurvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve this man.

He is so sexy in an uglyish way.

I loved that video he was in that just showed him dancing around in a hotel.

He is so sexy in an uglyish way.

I think he's sexy in a sexy way ... what's all this about ugly?!

His final scene in the Deer Hunter is amongst my favourite of all time .... but that could also be cos of the De Niro factor in it

woodstock you have far too much time on your hands ... why don't you take up cross stitching!

tell me about it!

I don't really understand the poll and could't read a word of Woodstocks tinsey faded out writing

....and all the effort I put into this stuff too.... :mad2:

I think he's sexy in a sexy way ... what's all this about ugly?!

His final scene in the Deer Hunter is amongst my favourite of all time .... but that could also be cos of the De Niro factor in it Ummmmm yes he is verrrrry sexy :devil:

pointer:- Johnny Depp is smooth. Everyone knows about Walken's monumental smoothness. It goes without saying around this establishment.....

It'll click....eventually... :cool2:

The Christopher Walken Suite is now closed permanently to the General public.

I take great pleasure in announcing that
The Christopher Walken Suite
is now open once again to the General Public

:cool2: Dress code
Tailored suit - strictly NO ties permitted

:cool2: Style of hair requirement
Brushed back, a little spiky

:cool2: Gait
Move smoothly - no excessive manoeuvres

:cool2: Manner
Smoothly does it

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I extend a warm welcome to all who pass through the entrance of The Christopher Walken Suite. I hope our guests will experience all the delights and furnishings of our new establishment and savour the ambience of relaxed environment.

Amenities ~ All guests will have priveleged access to several rooms, including The Pool Hall, The Chillout-zone, Sauna, The Discussion Plaza, Deluxe Bar, The Urgent Sex Cubicles, & The Slow Room, The Cuban Cigar Enclosure - among other offerings.....

There are no rules to bind any of our guests here. All that the proprietor's expect is that smoothness abounds within these confines.......

I used to have the hots for Chris, and still think he's a mighty fine actor, but I haven't got a clue what this is about.

However, I would like to add to your list.

Dress code should be black or black. You wouldn't see Chris in anything else.

Gait: The Walken walk is hard to describe but it's very graceful, so I reckon anyone who can't move like a cat shouldn't be allowed in. That's me out then.

Conversation style: Y o u s h o u l d t a l k s l o w l y a n d d e l i b e r a t e l y.

Long pauses between sentences earn you extra kudos.

Praying hand gestures optional.

you know what smooth is about Nox......I like what you say....:cool2:

The point of it is it's not about anything.....Say what you like about whatever you like but try and be smooth about it.....

Christopher Walken has got charisma oozing out of his ass. I disagree partially with the idea of strictly black. I think he could pull off wearing a sapphire blue suit and still maintain......he's my hero....my mentor...

I've made reservations for the Slow Room on Feb14th - anyone interested??:cool2:

No thank-you - prefer a bit of rough actually.:laugh:

no sweat.....that's what the Urgent-sex cubicles are designed for......(cancels the reservations and rents a cubicle out in its stead.....)

Christ, I've pulled a blummin budgie

Christ, I've pulled a blummin budgiethis is no budgie - pteradactyl is perhaps more apt......BTW your turn on Alphabet game Fee....

They died out because they wished their willies away..:laugh:

They died out because they wished their willies away..:laugh:incorrect!....they were blown off by a meteoric wind......

I'm feeling debonair right now so I'm going to glide across to the Cuban Cigar Room and part-take in a little reverie and contemplation.

Christopher Walken, I noticed is in Wayne's World 2 (I once knew this but forgot.....so it was a pleasant surprise when I watched it last night) - and he was at his smooth-talking, yet double-dealing best. Nobody pulls off smooth quite like this man.......nobody......:cool2:

Drums fingers....
:whistling

ahhh there you are.....come on inside.....what's on your mind??......cigar??

"cigar" is the euphemistic codeword - you ought to be in possession of that knowledge by now...

(at 4:10 I'm retiring to my bed lady - so it's going to have to be "road-drill" quick and very desparate....)

Tell you what, leave the PMs to the grown-ups. OK?

I have a few "grown-up's" as contacts already - variety is the spice........thought I'd PM you just to try something a little different........:wink2: (humourless wench..)

Doesn't seem to be much discussion about film going on. Please can we stay on topic please.