Just pop in your postcode and see what you get..........

http://places.jump-around.com/closest/

I got -

Fanny Barks

Cock Bush Hall Farm

Bitchagreen

Cock Heads

Spital Tongues

Hairy Side

Crackpot

Slag Hill

Cum Hag Wood

Dicken-Dyke


:huh:

These are near me :bye:


Bushy Bottom

Lickfold

Fulking Hill

Devil's Dyke

Hooker's Farm

Loose Bottom

Balls Cross

Knob Hill

Titty Hill

Lower Dicker


I have to say I have only heard of 2 of them, Devils Dyke & Lower Dicker....

Oh I love this, I got:

****lington Crags
Hairy Side
Cock Play
Slag Hill
Faggot
Lady's Hole
Wide Open Dykes
Fanny Barks - this is appropriate cos she does now and again.
Willy Knot



Edit: LMAO at the censorship - just as well I don't live there??

This is what I got........not heard of any of them though

Titty Ho (map)
15.7 miles

Shingay (map)
16.9 miles

Claggy Cott (map)
19.6 miles

Shaftenhoe End (map)
23.9 miles

Nasty (map)
24.5 miles

Bummers Hill (map)
25.4 miles

Tyttenhanger (map)
27.7 miles

Herbert's Hole (map)
28.5 miles

Minges (map)
31.5 miles

Six Mile Bottom (map)
34.3 miles

My list was nearly the same as yours Buzz, except I had Dancing Dicks in mine!
I know Nasty and Tyttenhanger, but I've never heard of any of the others.

Mincing Lane

Cock Pond

Pratt's Bottom

Thong

Minges

Titsey Park

Tyttenhanger

Gay Bowers

Cock Clarks

Nasty

Blimey, we're all Nasty neighbours:laugh:

Sorry :blush:

This is what I got, can't say I know any of them though... :huh:

Bottom Burn
8.9 miles

Fanny Burn
24.5 miles

Fanny Hill
24.8 miles

Turdees
29.5 miles

Bitch Craig
31.5 miles

Fatlips Castle
32.4 miles

Dickland
34.3 miles

Rotten Bottom
39.4 miles

Spunkie
53.4 miles

Assloss
55.7 miles




:huh:

Mines isn't that much differnt to yours Morph:

Turdees (map)
3.3 miles

Dickland (map)
16.7 miles

Spunkie (map)
21.2 miles

Fatlips Castle (map)
23.1 miles

Assloss (map)
24.8 miles

Fanny Burn (map)
29.9 miles

Fanny Hill (map)
29.9 miles

Bottom Burn (map)
31.5 miles

Bitch Craig (map)
36.2 miles

Rotten Bottom (map)
39.6 miles


The only ones I know are Turdees and Fanny Hill (which is actually a very nice place!)
But now Im just dying to visit Fatlips Castle :lol:

Aha Flip!! Looks like you live not too far from me! :ninja:

OK here's mine.

Smoker's Hole

Feltwell

Salters Lode

Cocks Green

Six Mile Bottom

Poke Holes

Fishpits

Fanny Hands Lane

Butt Mound

Fingringhoe

I knew Norfolk was strange:wacko:

Mine are very mundane, though this one raise a chuckle;



Bell End (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=394200&Y=277380&client=public&scale=25000&place=Bell+End&GridE=394200&GridN=277380))
9.4 miles

Well mine were all rather dull:

Foul End

Butthole Lane

Willey (this is pronounced 'Why-ley' - so isn't even faintly amusing)

Cottagers

Hole in the Wall

Bishops Itchington

Bell End

Lickey End

Feckenham

Jughole wood

There must be a lot of overlap as my list is a combination of what's been posted before. Surprising how many of us live near Minges!

Shingay
Six Mile Bottom
Titty Ho
Shaftenhoe End
Salters Lode
Feltwell
Bummers Hill
Nasty
Claggy Cott
Minges

This is quite the most hilarious thread in ages!!

You know whAT - WE COULD ALL PLOT OUR LOCATIONS uk WIDE BY THE ODD NAMEPLACES NEAR US - IE i NOTE THE mINGES IS BOTH NEAR fLOOPS AND noXY - eTERNITY AND i SHARE A COUPLE of [ooops unintentionally went into caps] nameplaces - wouldn't it be funny if you lived in Minge Hole instead of London???

Well I thought it were funny??!!!:laugh: :laugh:

Rimswell (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=531031&Y=428906&client=public&scale=25000&place=Rimswell))
12.6 miles

Wetwang (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=493500&Y=459500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Wetwang))
20.6 miles

Fanny Hands Lane (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=519500&Y=388900&client=public&scale=5000&place=Fanny+Hands+Lane))
26.8 miles

Poke Holes (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=525055&Y=388350&client=public&scale=25000&place=Poke+Holes&GridE=525055&GridN=388350))
28.1 miles

Cum Hag Wood (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=469500&Y=471500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Cum+Hag+Wood))
35.9 miles

Shafton Two Gates (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=438610&Y=410535&client=public&scale=25000&place=Shafton+Two+Gates&GridE=438610&GridN=410535))
46.7 miles

Bitchagreen (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=467500&Y=496500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Bitchagreen&GridE=467500&GridN=496500))
48.7 miles

Cock Heads (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=471500&Y=500500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Cock+Heads))
49.5 miles

Camp Town (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=430500&Y=439500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Camp+Town))
50.2 miles

Butt Mound (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=505420&Y=343295&client=public&scale=25000&place=Butt+Mound&GridE=505420&GridN=343295))
54.7 miles

This is fun!
M

Ha Marmoset!! I know whereabouts you are! Only roughly mind, but you 'aint too far from 'that' bridge are you?! :)

Titsey Park (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=540280&Y=154785&client=public&scale=25000&place=Titsey+Park&GridE=540280&GridN=154785))
10.5 miles

Hooker's Farm (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=525335&Y=120280&client=public&scale=25000&place=Hooker%27s+Farm))
14.5 miles

Rear Wood (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=564450&Y=137655&client=public&scale=25000&place=Rear+Wood))
14.8 miles

Pratt's Bottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=546630&Y=162395&client=public&scale=25000&place=Pratt%27s+Bottom&GridE=546630&GridN=162395))
15.7 miles

Knob Hill (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=515540&Y=133880&client=public&scale=25000&place=Knob+Hill&GridE=515540&GridN=133880))
15.8 miles

Loose Bottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=536415&Y=108060&client=public&scale=25000&place=Loose+Bottom&GridE=536415&GridN=108060))
18.7 miles

Lower Dicker (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=555832&Y=110355&client=public&scale=25000&place=Lower+Dicker))
19.5 miles

Upper Dicker (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=555832&Y=110355&client=public&scale=25000&place=Upper+Dicker))
19.5 miles

Devil's Dyke (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=525485&Y=110205&client=public&scale=25000&place=Devil%27s+Dyke&GridE=525485&GridN=110205))
19.6 miles

Fulking Hill (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=524500&Y=110500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Fulking+Hill))
19.8 miles

I live miles away from all of you (although I did use to live near Bell End) so we haven't seen these so far:

Bottom Flash
Menlove Gardens
Shavington Ho
Smallwood
Butty Moss
Nob End
Dirty Gutter
Ramsbottom
The Bog
Dick Slack

I presume you also live near Wyre Piddle, Secrets. How that name made us chuckle at school... As for Bell End, well one of the signs for Bell End mysteriously wound up in our sixth form common room. Very amusing indeed when you're 17...

I did mine for Devon and Warwickshire...... Devon 1st....

Lower Piles (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=264380&Y=60725&client=public&scale=25000&place=Lower+Piles&GridE=264380&GridN=60725))
14.3 miles

Bush Down (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=268070&Y=82240&client=public&scale=25000&place=Bush+Down&GridE=268070&GridN=82240))
17.6 miles

Crapstone (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=250500&Y=67500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Crapstone))
23.2 miles

Lickham Bottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=312500&Y=112500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Lickham+Bottom))
35.4 miles

Arshaton Wood (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=265590&Y=120795&client=public&scale=25000&place=Arshaton+Wood&GridE=265590&GridN=120795))
39.3 miles

Brown Willy (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=216290&Y=79775&client=public&scale=25000&place=Brown+Willy&GridE=216290&GridN=79775))
45.6 miles

Burnt Bottom (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=352715&Y=101070&client=public&scale=25000&place=Burnt+Bottom&GridE=352715&GridN=101070))
47.5 miles

Clitsome Farm (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=304295&Y=139250&client=public&scale=25000&place=Clitsome+Farm&GridE=304295&GridN=139250))
49.5 miles

Piddlehinton (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=372270&Y=97320&client=public&scale=25000&place=Piddlehinton))
57.3 miles

Dungy Head (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=381500&Y=80500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Dungy+Head&GridE=381500&GridN=80500))
59.7 miles


And here is Warwickshires - See we both have a bit of the Itchingtons and Feckenhams Voicey :laugh: they were the only ones I have heard of!
Bishops Itchington (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=439570&Y=257535&client=public&scale=25000&place=Bishops+Itchington))
6.5 miles

Willey (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=449275&Y=284570&client=public&scale=25000&place=Willey&GridE=449275&GridN=284570))
15.7 miles

Foul End (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=424360&Y=294725&client=public&scale=25000&place=Foul+End&GridE=424360&GridN=294725))
18.9 miles

Feckenham (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=401143&Y=261285&client=public&scale=10000&place=Feckenham&GridE=401143&GridN=261285))
19.8 miles

Lickey End (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=397714&Y=272785&client=public&scale=25000&place=Lickey+End))
22.2 miles

Wyre Piddle (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=397265&Y=247635&client=public&scale=25000&place=Wyre+Piddle&GridE=397265&GridN=247635))
24.7 miles

Piddle Brook (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=396500&Y=248500&client=public&scale=25000&place=Piddle+Brook&GridE=396500&GridN=248500))
24.9 miles

Bell End (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=394200&Y=277380&client=public&scale=25000&place=Bell+End&GridE=394200&GridN=277380))
25.1 miles

Butthole Lane (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=448335&Y=320073&client=public&scale=10000&place=Butthole+Lane&GridE=448335&GridN=320073))
35.3 miles

Druggers End (map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?coordsys=gb&X=379000&Y=238000&client=public&scale=25000&place=Druggers+End))

I think most of mine have been mentioned, so I put it the postcode of where Simon comes from and got:

Herbert's Hole (map)
11.4 miles

Pishill (map)
14.5 miles

Tyttenhanger (map)
19.5 miles

Cock Pond (map)
21.8 miles

Mincing Lane (map)
23.7 miles

Claggy Cott (map)
25.2 miles

Golden Balls (map)
25.5 miles

Crotch Crescent (map)
30.0 miles

Titsey Park (map)
33.5 miles

Knob Hill (map)
33.8 miles

Menlove Gardens (map)
18.5 miles

Nob End (map)
26.0 miles

Ramsbottom (map)
26.6 miles

Clitheroe (map)
29.4 miles

Buttock (map)
31.9 miles

Big End (map)
32.1 miles

Cocklick End (map)
35.1 miles

Hole Bottom (map)
37.4 miles

Bottom Flash (map)
37.7 miles

****er Clough (map)
38.1 miles


:ohmy:

Ramsbottom (map)
26.6 miles
We used to go to Ramsbottom for a day out when we were kids:laugh: