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Cat
27-01-2005, 07:39 PM
Jennifer welcome to SO.

Its great here, wacky and mad. :wacko:

floopy
27-01-2005, 07:42 PM
welcome jennfier, to our humble abode

Woodstock
27-01-2005, 07:54 PM
Jennifer welcome to SO.

Its great here, wacky and mad. :wacko:
.....have I missed something?......I thought someone mentioned Jennifer Ellison for a moment there.....

ils
27-01-2005, 08:05 PM
Welcome to SO Jennifer :bye:


Excuse Woodstock, he is a man (or so he tells us) ! :ohmy: :blink:

Scooby
27-01-2005, 08:05 PM
Speaking on behalf of Ms Ellison, her account has not been activated.

As my working secretary, she is entitled to this privilege.

cheerio!

Woodstock
27-01-2005, 08:22 PM
Welcome to SO Jennifer :bye:


Excuse Woodstock, he is a man (or so he tells us) ! :ohmy: :blink:
....last time I looked.....(a few minutes ago)

ils
27-01-2005, 08:37 PM
....last time I looked.....(a few minutes ago)

We only have your word for it though!

Woodstock
27-01-2005, 08:49 PM
We only have your word for it though!
well, that's an issue that can be resolved, but outside of this forum of course......:)

ils
27-01-2005, 09:06 PM
well, that's an issue that can be resolved, but outside of this forum of course......:)


You name the Date, Time & Place :bye:

Woodstock
27-01-2005, 09:19 PM
You name the Date, Time & Place :bye:
Well let's see......hmmm how about this Saturday approaching, 9:12pm, at the Trusthouse Forte hotel just off the M6 near Loughborough. Be there.....or don't! I AM quite aware of my masculinity......one has been blessed rather generously where the tool of creation is concerned, I thank yo!

ils
27-01-2005, 09:25 PM
So how will I know you? :bye:

Woodstock
27-01-2005, 09:35 PM
.......look at the mid-rift area of anyone who walks in. I'll be the generously-endowed one.....

ils
27-01-2005, 09:55 PM
No button hole? I am most disappointed :(

Cat
28-01-2005, 05:40 AM
No button hole? I am most disappointed :(
If its that big he could stick it in his button hole.

Woodstock
28-01-2005, 07:01 AM
No button hole? I am most disappointed :(
I don't remember saying that I'd be entering "dressed"..........like I said, spontaneity is the word....

ils
28-01-2005, 08:32 AM
I don't remember saying that I'd be entering "dressed"............


But even the most generously endowned, fear the cold weather surely? :wink2: :ohmy: :laugh:

Woodstock
28-01-2005, 10:38 AM
But even the most generously endowned, fear the cold weather surely? :wink2: :ohmy: :laugh:
...ne'er a man or climate I fear lass.....I can easily improvise and use my "Dennis Penis" as a wand of warmth - and so producing a yellowy-orange glow around it's form, similar to what we used to see on the old Ready-Brek adverts....my wand of warmth....such a poetic term....I like it...

Voice of reason
28-01-2005, 11:24 AM
Back on topic.....

Welcome Jennifer :)

Cockney
28-01-2005, 11:30 AM
Oh it is a tread to welcome Jennifer I have been back forth to the lounge three times kept thing the site had gone wrong

Welcome Jennifer and all who sail in her

Woodstock
28-01-2005, 12:42 PM
Back on topic.....

Welcome Jennifer :)
yes welcome Jennifer - don't mind the Survivor (....oops, I mean ILS...) and myself. It's been a bit tit-for-tat between the two of us of recent. You see, it's all to do with the fact tha.............welcome Jennifer.....:bye:

Woodstock
28-01-2005, 12:46 PM
the Trusthouse Forte hotel just off the M6 near Loughborough.actually....make that the M1 near Loughborough.....

Cockney
28-01-2005, 12:49 PM
Well done for the post befor Woodstock I through I was in for a four pager there http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_32v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

Woodstock
28-01-2005, 12:52 PM
Well done for the post befor Woodstock I through I was in for a four pager there http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_32v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)
......have I really been that bad??:unsure: (I want your Smilies Cock. - I'm ever so glad I got that the right way around......)

ils
28-01-2005, 01:16 PM
:offtopic: You boys are off topic again!!! tut tut tut :offtopic:


So what is it then M1 or M6 ? :wink2:

Woodstock
28-01-2005, 01:32 PM
So what is it then M1 or M6 ? :wink2:That'll be the M1 petal - Trusthouse Forte - 9pm Sat - two bottles of champagne already on ice - one for drinking, the other for li..........my gosh is that the time? - must catch one or two zee's...:p

phone me if you can't make it...

floopy
28-01-2005, 07:47 PM
Does Jennifer exist, or is she a Scoobism? :glare:

ils
28-01-2005, 08:23 PM
She does Floops - she joined but has never posted :(

Buzz
28-01-2005, 08:32 PM
She does Floops - she joined but has never posted :(


This seems to be a regualr occurance......why is that do we think??

floopy
28-01-2005, 08:35 PM
cos they're all nutters, cept us.

Buzz
28-01-2005, 08:36 PM
cos they're all nutters, cept us.


Ah quite right floopy, quite right.

Jennifer Ellison
30-01-2005, 10:07 AM
Gosh!

Well - despite my Introductions thread being slightly lost in the mire of crazy banter, I thank each and every one of you for posting in it and making me look jolly popular!

From now on I shall be dealing with any admin arising from the Monthly Themes, officiated by Cat(herine). Drop me a PM should you have any queries, or if you'd like a cup of tea or a lapdance. Here to help!

THANKS!

Jennifer Ellison (BA Hell's Kitchen)