You are fibbing Bob :D

You are fibbing Bob :D

Well if I was then I'm certainly not now!

Not tonight Josephine...off to bedski.

Nite
x

Ere......anyfink appening later tonite? :unsure:

Quite possible, depends what time. Would certainly relish some quizzage.

Well I may be about but I dunno about the quiz...I am shortly about to hit the bottle of Bollinger that one of my colleagues bought me for my burfday and Mr C doesn't like champers...........:devil:

Excuses, excuses. :bag:

I might be persuaded, although I'm a bit knackered

If you will, I will. I'm knackered too. This new job business is really tough. :laugh:

Go on then :ninja:

Have to watch Derren Brown and drink some port first. May indulge at 10.30 if not too drunk (frankly unlikely as already demolished most of bottle of Bollinger).

you go first....... :unsure:

Have to watch Derren Brown and drink some port first. May indulge at 10.30 if not too drunk (frankly unlikely as already demolished most of bottle of Bollinger).

QUICK EVERYONE, WE'VE GOT AN HOUR AND A QUARTER

QUICK EVERYONE, WE'VE GOT AN HOUR AND A QUARTER


Shove off dog breath. :mad2:

arf arf :ninja:

I'm in

I am finishing the Bollinger tonight then have a nice bottle of dessert wine chilling in the fridge...so as there is nothing much on TV tonight I may well be making a drunken appearance! :laugh:

PS. ILS can you stop freaking us all out by "appearing" in the chatroom when you're not really there please? :shocking:

Hopefully, I'll be around, but I'm really tired at the moment. Have I mentioned that I had to be up early this morning to get down the Maidstone to get.................

THIS

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Patsy271/S3400002.jpg

PS. ILS can you stop freaking us all out by "appearing" in the chatroom when you're not really there please? :shocking:

:laugh: She's keeping her seat warm for when she gets back from London, Ceri.

I'll see you in there later. :bye:

I have to help Doctor Who save the Earth first.

I didn't even know ILS was IN London...she never arranged to come and visit!! :mad2: :laugh:

OK then dab, I will seduce you later when DW has ended!! :naughty:

She's seeing The Producers tonight.

Yo gorgeous! I'll get me spurs on! :w00t:

And I'll get the baby wipes. :wink2:

Don't tease.

Patsy...it's red and its lovely.

Don't tease.

That's not what you say normally. :ninja:

Patsy...it's red and its lovely.


So are you up for some hot action tonight then young Cattermoley?? :laugh:

Patsy...it's red and its lovely.


Thanks for noticing. Do you like my new car?

So are you up for some hot action tonight then young Cattermoley?? :laugh:

Well I'm very tired after last nights action with Buzz and friends, I am having a few beers that will either kill or cure.

It's been a while since we did tho isn't it, so I suppose I should make an effort.

Thanks for noticing. Do you like my new car?

I do like it, especially the colour. But as you know to me a car is a car.

Can I just point out that even though it is not yet 7 o'clock, I am already quite disgustingly half cut. :blush:

So God alone knows what rubbish I will spout forth. :bag:

Can I just point out that even though it is not yet 7 o'clock, I am already quite disgustingly half cut. :blush:

So God alone knows what rubbish I will spout forth. :bag:

Will we notice a huge difference???

Can I just point out that even though it is not yet 7 o'clock, I am already quite disgustingly half cut. :blush:

So God alone knows what rubbish I will spout forth. :bag:

lucky you! I haven't touched a drop yet today ... I say YET cos the night is young and my bottle of red wine is calling my name!

better stay sober though cos i'm off to Max's for Sunday lunch tomorrow and she does a mean roast with plenty of vino and lickers afterwards, and I don't want any cheap red wine spoiling that!

Will we notice a huge difference???


Shove off knicker breath. :mad2:

lucky you! I haven't touched a drop yet today ... I say YET cos the night is young and my bottle of red wine is calling my name!

better stay sober though cos i'm off to Max's for Sunday lunch tomorrow and she does a mean roast with plenty of vino and lickers afterwards, and I don't want any cheap red wine spoiling that!


Go for it Dol....you know you want to. :devil:

Shove off knicker breath. :mad2:
I think that proves the point admirably :whistling

How was your evening chez Les Chats, Buzzy?

How was your evening chez Les Chats, Buzzy?
I can't remember :bag:

No it was really good...

I can't remember :bag:
Did you come round last night?

There really is such little hope, I have finished the Bolly AND the dessert wine. I will probably be in bed in about half an hour.

There really is such little hope, I have finished the Bolly AND the dessert wine. I will probably be in bed in about half an hour.

I've only ever had dessert wine once and it was horrible. Are you horrible?

I've only ever had dessert wine once and it was horrible. Are you horrible?

Mr C likes it so we bought it and it was rude to say no.....and yes I am VERY horrible. (And really quite drunk and in the mood for much naughtiness...anyone wishing to oblige, apply within so to speak).

I have just peeked in Chat and ILS is still shown as there, even though we know she is is London.

This is VERY frightening. :bag:

Oh go on..lets go in now then because I don't think I'm going to be around for much longer either.....


come on every body...

I'm in...waiting.....naked and with the body oil.

I'm in...waiting.....naked and with the body oil.
:w00t: ...........

:w00t: ...........

Didn't come in and see me tho did you.

Coward

Oh Cat, if he only knew................. :devil:

Anyone fancy some early evening chat for half and hour?

Go on....I've got my new jumbo mustard coloured cordroy trousers on with Velor top in Lilac.....with my sling back shoes..

Like a plump partridge, I'm game.

Can I just point out that when the seduction of dab commenced last night, only two persons were involved out of Ceri, Cat and Patsy - and Patsy was NOT one of them. :bag:

Absolutely.................. I just let you warm him up for me!

Anyone for a chat now..?

I'm gonna have a quick scoot round here and see how I feel. Quite tired tonight and it's school tomorrow. I might see you in there, Dabby.

xx

ILS and I are chatting - anyone like to join us?

Oooh thanks! I'm on my way...

Perhaps, in honour of Dolly's birthday???

Sounds as good an excuse as any :funky:

Well my birthday was yesterday ... but I'm up for it!


I will be late though cos I'm out on the pop tonight! :devil:

I'm up for a bit of chattage tonight.

Hubby is off fishing straight from work, kids will be in bed and I've got a bottle of wine chilling in the fridge.

Is Mr Quizzy in town tonight, perchance:thumbsup:

I think I may be about later, I havent had a good old gas with you all for ages it seems.........

Andrea, himself was going to go fishing this evening, but todays weather report put him off - heavy showers with a strong South Easterly wind - it'll be bluddy freezing on the breakwater :laugh:

I most certainly up for some amiable discourse this evening.

Oh yes.

Andrea, himself was going to go fishing this evening, but todays weather report put him off - heavy showers with a strong South Easterly wind - it'll be bluddy freezing on the breakwater :laugh:

Actually even hubby came back early cause he got cold :shocking:

A formal invitation goes out to all online at this present time to come into the chat room.
We are currently talking about Norms gorgeous pubic curls :w00t:


Floopy get your ar$e in their

FEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Islandmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Now?

I'm going in...I'll sit in the corner and tap my toes till you all come too.

Now?

I'm going in...I'll sit in the corner and tap my toes till you all come too.

Im waiting!!!!! :w00t:

Come on..Isis is naked :w00t:

Come on..Isis is naked :w00t:

I TOLD you not to say anything :angry:

I TOLD you not to say anything :angry:

I did try, but it just slipped out :w00t:

I did try, but it just slipped out :w00t:

I bet thats what you say to all the girls :naughty: when you get the strap on out :w00t:

You do look rather lovely tonigth tho Isis. :thumbsup:

I'm in! anyone else fancy it? be warned I am drunk! hic!

Dol did you stumble at the door then?
me and ILS all alone :wink_kiss

PJ...you invite me in all come hither like, then you ****** off.

Im in there just now you dozy cow! I can't see what people are typing!

Anyone for a quick one before supper?

Actually hold that..going to watch Super Nanny.

Right..I'm ready now for a short time if anyone else cares to join....

I'm going in....

ok, maybe just a quicky

Is there going to be any tonight then?

Flip......chat room now.....you are needed!

Im waiting! I'm drunk ... if that doesn't entice you in then well ****** you!

Im waiting! I'm drunk ... if that doesn't entice you in then well ****** you!

It's done the job on me mate....here I come....

It's done the job on me mate....here I come....

I like 'em easy!

Who could refuse?

Anyone up for a little tete a tete tonight.
Any chance of a quiz, or I could bring my morris dancers:w00t:

I'm out to an Abba evening Andrea, but it doesn't finish late so I will pop in when I get back!

Out again young lady:shocking:

How did last night go, you didn't get dragged up on the stage by some stripper did you:w00t:

Sorry, I'm out in Billericay tonight! :pimp:

It was a great laugh Andrea!

I'll be about, as long as Dolores doesn't start cussing at me.

She was cussing everyone Floops, but I did send her out to look for you. She's a stubborn beatch when tiddled, that's for sure.

I wouldnt have come back, wouldnt have been wise :pimp:

We have the 'real people' coming over tonight - mr buzz invoted them - and so once they have gone i shall be in :wink_kiss

Last night was funny Buzz, did you hear?

Last night was funny Buzz, did you hear?
Ummm I was there....numbnuts :bag:

Well I will certainly be popping in for a bit of light discourse.

Cant' promise what sort of state I'm going to be in ...the buds are flowing down my neck...I SAY FLOWING HILDA!!!

Is it too early..or shall we plunge?

Ummm I was there....numbnuts :bag:


Sorry, got confused, didn't know who was who.

come on in ... don't be afraid!!!!

I'm scared.

You should be - you can't imagine what they have been saying about you :wacko:

:shocking: .................

now!







.

Now? Never done it so early, but it is a bank holiday.

I will wait and see

:whistling

I'll pop in for a quickie......

Do pop in - it's the tea and tiffin hour!

When are we next scheduled?

When are we next scheduled?

scheduled? I don't do schedules in my own time!!

scheduled? I don't do schedules in my own time!!

Well alright then...I need t come round..we have all been lying outside with duve'ts watching the Theatre that is the Sky. What a story!

I can't get in :angry:

Can't help you mate, I'm afraid.


keep on trying!

It seems ok, as Dol and Maz are in Floops, so not sure what is wrong! Keep trying!

Come on.....Woo hoooo....


going in...




I will wait for you there....



:pimp:

I can't get in...is it just me?

I can't get in...is it just me?

yep it's just you!

yep it's just you!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I can't get by the ...enter the unofficial chat room..just keeps clicking conspiritavely.

OH GOD HELP ME!!

I'm in now!

I've gone in just to check it's clean. Always a bit dicey after Ceri has been in here.

I will be in for a while wiping the floor.

I'll bring the sleuce bucket

Any chance of a quiz tonight? Mr C is working and I need something to occupy my mind and fingers!

I'm not sure if Quizzy is about or not tonight Ceri, but I am sure if he is he will accommodate you! :D

Oooh lovely. I am sure I could accommodate him as well at a push. :naughty:

Oooh lovely. I am sure I could accommodate him as well at a push. :naughty:
You are graciousness personified Ceri :laugh:

Let me know what time and save me a place please.

Now? I'm there, but please don't let that put anyone off.

Gotta go to bed soon, working tomorrow :ranting:

Do pop in if you can ... we've got PEM in there and are holding her hostage!

Sorry I wasn't in last night, I actually had an attack of real-people-itis and ended up going out and being sociable! :shocking:

Sorry I wasn't in last night, I actually had an attack of real-people-itis and ended up going out and being sociable! :shocking:

We missed you. We talked about having an impromptu quiz but there was no-one quite rude enough to get us started... :wink_kiss

Darn it! Any chance of one tonight?

I actually had an attack of real-people-itis

Real people - what are they? :laugh:

Darn it! Any chance of one tonight?

Works for me. :)

We missed you. We talked about having an impromptu quiz but there was no-one quite rude enough to get us started... :wink_kiss

And there was I willing to answer any question asked of me!

I'll be in later all things being equal - keep my seat warm as they say.

I shall probably be in, as there is naff all on the telly and I have had enough "real people" for one day. :laugh:

Sorry I wasn't in last night, I actually had an attack of real-people-itis and ended up going out and being sociable! :shocking:
You need to be careful of this condition. It sneeks up on you unawares. I understand that if you ignore the ringy thing in the house and the knock knocky sound at the front door these people can be avoided......

And there was I willing to answer any question asked of me!

I'm writing ideas down now! See you later. :)

And there was I willing to answer any question asked of me!



That will be a first :wink2: :laugh:

Perhaps we should have another "all about us" quiz, I found the last one very enlightening.

Especially when it came to Fee, they always say watch out for the quiet ones. :bag:

Please don't let her tell us about the raw sausages though. :sick:

She has done worse things than eat raw sausages. :ohmy:

Only to Dab's mind! ;)

So, what are the chances of a quiz tonight then?

It depends on what sort of quiz you mean Patsy!

If Quizzy is about then I am sure he will obliged with a quiz, if not you can do a made up one, where everyone takes it in turn to ask a question!

Shall we go in now? :)

I'll be in later, I'm going to watch Casualty in a mo!

Have I missed the party? It's just me, ILS and squiggle! There's empty glasses all over the place, overflowing ash trays and somebody left their bra on the back of the chair - I guess that means you all had a good time without me. :)

Awww Nox - that was me, mazza and Pem filling the ashtrays I'm afraid and mazza just had to take her bra off cos it was cutting in (she was quite discreet though) so you didn't miss any naughty goings on. Ils and Patsy were there and Dabs was in til Ultimate Survival came.

We were mostly talking about gardens, house renovation, house names, mucking about with the name change thingies and suggesting avatars for Mazwad. I got called away to the phone so missed a lot of it.

Steve wasn't in so there wasn't a quiz tonight.

I'm going in if anyone fancies a natter.

She has done worse things than eat raw sausages. :ohmy:

You're just jealous....:p

So, is it just going to me and my bitches then or does anyone else fancy it? :ninja:

Im going out tonight with my friend elaine and we are going to get ****ed anybody else doing the same? :laugh: :cool:

Im going out tonight with my friend elaine and we are going to get ****ed anybody else doing the same? :laugh: :cool:

No but I wish I was :laugh:

Chattage now?

Any chance of a little quizzypoo? :unsure:

Arsenal are tonking Everton at the moment, but I could be persuaded.

Where's Auntie ILS when you need to know Quizzy's whereabouts?

come on Patsy you know you want to!!!

and Ceri - get in there then!!!! :wink_kiss

OK then I will if you are. :wink2:

I don't know........... :unsure: should I?

YES!!!!!

YES!!!!!

Was it good?

I think she found it informative!

I think she found it informative!

Did she? Would I?

Perhaps........

Go on then...10 mins before I cook me omlette.

I'm in...........................

where?........

I may be around for a while tonight if anyone's about.


Am supposed to be packing, but **** it

I'll pop in when I get back from Prom!

I may be around for a while tonight if anyone's about.


Am supposed to be packing, but **** it


I shall probably be there. Who am I kidding. Of course I'll be there. Quizzage?

I'll be there. :thumbsup:

If I can get the feckin hubby off this pooter I shall be there with bells on.....

dum de de dum de de dum...

Hah! I'll be there. :thumbsup:

to love and comfort yoooooooo

If I get back from the presentation and can still type I may come staggering thru the door.

I'll be there although I expect I'll be customarily late by which time you lot will have drunk the bar dry :)

Yeh, yeh I know there's always the projectile-vomit inducing sweet sherry, but even I have my limitations.

I may pop in when Derren Brown finishes at 10, otherwise I know you will all be disappointed.

If I get back from the presentation and can still type I may come staggering thru the door.
Haven;t you gone yet??

I've just popped in ... anyone are to join me for an after dinner licquor?


snaps? brandy? drambruie?

I've just popped in ... anyone are to join me for an after dinner licquor?


snaps? brandy? drambruie?

Well, I'm well ahead of you in the drinking, but I'm in the chatroom already

I could be persuaded to try a fancy licker........

Ceri

Get your ass in here!

Anyone? I shall be retiring early this evening, so thought we could have some early intercourse.

ok but I am a bit ****ed

Hang on I will just go and take me contact lenses out for the night and I will be with you.

Am ****ed as well incidentally.

Oh God. You know when you wish you never spoke.

I would go in but I dont like mixing with the criminal fraternity!


People judge you by the company you keep you know! :ninja:

FLOOPY

We're having a party. get your arses in here.

We're having a party. get your arses in here.

the man who invented the word "chattage" has spoken!

Did I go in?

Oh Yes!! :wacko: :laugh:

Oh Yes!! :wacko: :laugh:
Was I making any sense?

Was I making any sense?

Not really, but I think we got the jist of it in the end! :ninja:

Not really, but I think we got the jist of it in the end! :ninja:
...and the jist was......

...and the jist was......

You riding around on a scooter etc!

You riding around on a scooter etc!

Yes thats right.

I am highly surprised you are up and about this morning Cat - have you got a headache and how come you didn't spend the night in the cells? :laugh:

I am highly surprised you are up and about this morning Cat - have you got a headache and how come you didn't spend the night in the cells? :laugh:

No headache, but very, very tired.

We are not sure wether the police have been back - reports of mad woman riding a miniture motorbike at breakneck speed down the street are rife. I am keeping a low profile for the next few days :bag:

Crit, ILS and I are there now, if anyone would like to join us.

Maybe just a quickie. I'm very achey tonight.

Anyone??............

I'm just going to get the Fredmeister ready for bed then I shall poke my nose round the door Buzz.

Give it a mop first though, detox....., you never know what happened the night before.

x

Well ive just gone in .... for the 1st time in years and noones talking to me :ranting:

I am!!!...........

I am!!!...........

so you are :wink_kiss

I'm going in........just trying to set up some thymic music.

gO GO GO

Flippy, come on in and have a chat.
And anyone else whose around as well.

I'm in there having a nap, so if you come in please keep the noise down!

Anyone up for a quickie?

I'll join you before I pack my school bag.

Get a move on then you lazy cow!

I'm about to serve up dinner..will pop in after ..maybe.

I feel like chatting tonight
like chatting tonight... :w00t:

(I'm in)

Quick, grab him while he's limber!!!

He's in :naughty:

Glad you noticed ils! :laugh:

Glad you noticed ils! :laugh:

I couldn't not Patsy! :laugh:

Wait for me

A pleasant little soiree is brewing, including a certain little Gelly snake making her virgin appearance. Anyone wanna play with her?

Crikey, shouldn't I charge for that sort of thing? :D

So, Mr G has removed her Nortons ...hmm

Get back in there, this minute, young lady!

hang on, I'm coming in

Dab and I are having sex. Wanna watch?

Be right there!

Dab and I are having sex. Wanna watch?

It was very boring ... I asked for my money back and got it with no hassle.

Next time Patsy, love, shave those arm pits and pluck the thick black hair round your nipples ... very unpleasant!

A woman scorned. What can I say? :glare:

Nipple hair is unpleasant?.... damn....

Oh well :D

Thanks for breaking me in erm... roughly the other day everyone :thumbsup:

Pre-BB chattage anyone?

Okay floops. But what's "BB"..?

I missed this :(

But I did talk to the lovely Rothera on msn, so I don't feel too bad :D


Did I say lovely.... I meant hideous!

I think we ought to have some tonight..being saturday an all.

I should be able to as Mr G is abandoning me for the much more exciting.... work. DYJHIW you're abandoned for something so... well... workish :(

Now..? Anyone..?

..are you still in there...I'll grab another beer and come and join you.

Well, I'd left to watch Dr Who. But for you, Cat, I will come hurtling back! :thumbsup:

I need to get some food, but will try and join in later if anyones around :D

Anyone want to chat now?

I'm in, but it's lonely :unsure:

I'm having issues and can't get in, hope ypu didn't stay lonely Fee

I'm handing out wads of cash. And making a cuppa. Anyone want to join me?

How much cash?:ninja:

I'm already waiting!

Putty.......... :wink2:

Anyone?..............

I'll go and fill my glass, have a quick ciggy and be in in a moment.
Now don't all hide from me will you.

In?








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