The joint was empty! :sly:

I had to serve my fish pie, however I am back. Come hither...

:w00t: Consider me hithered

Cat why did you rudely just walk out the chatroom with no explanation?

Peej, maybe floops was right...she's fallen and she can't get up! Patsy, can you go help Cat??

Been trying for 20 years, Jen. She's lost.

LARF!!!!:laugh:

I shall be en chattage after 8:30 tonight. All comers welcome. :cool1:

Oh, yes! I'm a comer.

Oh, yes! I'm a comer.
and a screamer or so I've heard...

at least I don't bark............. :bye:

I've just opened my first bud so I will if I can still see.

I'm still debating over whether to go and get a bottle of wine ... I may well join you in chat later with or without vino!

I've just opened my first bud so I will if I can still see.
You took your time...I finished the housework at 5pm...I told you to start then!:laugh:

I'm still debating over whether to go and get a bottle of wine ... I may well join you in chat later with or without vino!

Oh go on you old lush...why deny what you know is undeniable.

im in now, anyone?

Me and Pats are in :fireman:

Now perchance?

I will be in there dressed only in my unsold Yellow Shrug..Mars...come smell.

I'm in, but there's no-one there :sad:

will anyone be in chat at all tonight?

I may pop in from my night out after midnight totally bladdered!!!!

...unless I get lucky of course ...

so expect to see me after midnight totally bladdered then! :laugh:

Dolores? You're going OUT ????? :huh:

Well i dared to go where many fear to tread ... and entered the chat room for the 1st time since the revamp.

Only to find i was all alone :cry:

Well - I tried but there was nobody there - and I expected the place to be buzzing at 2am!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey everyone, I want some chattage... NOW!

Come on children. Lets play.

yessir :pimp:

We're playing!

me and Bonsai are in ... anyone care to join us?

psst Bons ... type in some gobbledegook so that they can't see what we've been saying about them!

come on TE! celebrate you new home pc!

Plus you lucky people, im about to b*gger off and have my dinner - so you have Dol all to herself.

I'm in :pimp:

Plus you lucky people, im about to b*gger off and have my dinner - so you have Dol all to herself.

don't leave me with them ... they are in a foul mood tonight ... and I seem to be bearing the brunt of it (is that just a tad too much self pity? if not I can bring it up a notch ...)

me and Bonsai are in ... anyone care to join us?

No. **** off.

I'm in , and I'm prepared to agree with everything Dolly Bird says.

No. **** off.

get over yourself ... and get your ar*e in there NOW!

I have something to tell you about the Orient Express.

I'm in , and I'm prepared to agree with everything Dolly Bird says.

i have to disagree here catherine ... you are not in as I type this!

get over yourself ... and get your ar*e in there NOW!

I have something to tell you about the Orient Express.

There's nothing you can tell me that I don't already know. I need something much more tempting.

Pat, I'll test you on your subjunctives.

There's nothing you can tell me that I don't already know. I need something much more tempting.

psst there's been a murder on it ... apparently!

Pat, I'll test you on your subjunctives.

You filthy b!tch. You know how to tempt a girl. :devil:

Ha!!! :devil:

Gerrin there!

Fantastic guys, had an absoluuuuuuteeeeely fabulous time.:yahoo:

Yeah, I'll second that. I had fun last night. Well, getting docked by so many girls has got to be fun! :good:

Haydon, is there anyway you can dock more than 3 people?

Was hilarious. Think at one point I couldn't stop laughing while trying to tell Andrea and Fee a pointless story.
Must do it again sometime :good:

Was hilarious. Think at one point I couldn't stop laughing while trying to tell Andrea and Fee a pointless story.
Must do it again sometime :good:

will you be sober next time?!

i wont if you wont!

will you be sober next time?!

i wont if you wont!
Of course not.

Whats all this Docking business and who were all the girls giving Haydon a good Docking.

Isn't that what you do when you land on the moon?

I docked with Haydon and PJ last night:naughty:

Oh and when Fee got docked as well, that made it very interesting:w00t:

*Lights cigarette*

*Inhales*

Best dock I've had all week.:w00t:

I may even tidy my dining room table now.

I enjoyed docking people last night.

I think I docked everyone at one point, but couldn't be docked myself as I didn't have the right equipment.

*sigh* :unsure:

Mr P's going out tonight, so I may treat myself to a wee drinkie and some chattage. :good:

I may join you :wink_kiss

I'm excited now. I may peak too soon with the anticipation. I'll wear my tenas in case. :good:

Mr B is out so I many call in for a chatette once I get the kids to bed..

Actually, I think I'll have an early night. :wink_kiss

Actually, I think I'll have an early night. :wink_kiss
**** off then and have one....I am having beer and chat!:drinking:

Ah, bless you. You know I don't mean it. It's always a joy to see you in chat.

and watch with much mirth as your spelling deteriorates with each beer.

Ah, bless you. You know I don't mean it. It's always a joy to see you in chat.

and watch with much mirth as your spelling deteriorates with each beer.
Oi, my spelling is fantastico, it's just the connection between my head and my fingers that gets a tad wobbly after a few beers. In my head all the words are perfect....:kid:

I'm in for a brief while, but it's orful lonesome.

for goodness sake ... someone log into chattage ... I think the last ten entries are "Dolores joined chat" "Dolores left chat" ... it makes me look needy! :(

Well if you'd told someone, someone might have come in you daft muppet. :bye: .

Too late for me now, I'm going to bed.

for goodness sake ... someone log into chattage ... I think the last ten entries are "Dolores joined chat" "Dolores left chat" ... it makes me look needy! :(


That's because you are :nerd:

That's because you are :nerd:


if you say so! and btw fyi you were the previous last 10 in and out!


and stop using this smiley :nerd: you look like those guys in SF's infamous picture!! :w00t:

btw fyi you were the previous last 10 in and out!


and stop using this smiley :nerd: you look like those guys in SF's infamous picture!! :w00t:

Well that's because I'm needy too!


What smilie should I use then?I was just following the crowd with that one.

Well that's because I'm needy too!


What smilie should I use then?I was just following the crowd with that one.

I could have really done with a chat.

something fluffy of course.

I could have really done with a chat.

something fluffy of course.

fluffy and blurred at 1.37am TE!

I was tired and emotional. :blush:

My flatmates are off out tonight, but I'm being assessed tomorrow. Anyone up for chattage a bit later?

come





:ghost:

anyone round?

Get in......

oooh see how masterful you can be PJ:naughty:

Get in......

why you smooth talking basterd!! :naughty: i'm in! :kid:

ok. I get the message.

anyone up for it now/

Anyone up for a party tonight?

Hubby's gonna be watching the masters on tv so i'm gonna be surfing around somewhere on t'internet tonight and I miss the chat room get togethers we used to have.

What ever happened to those firemen in Patsy's shed, I wonder?!?!

Well I'm off on a "secret meet" tonight with Coastie!! We are going for a couple of drinks in the pub round the corner from me ... so I may either entice her back with a packet Doritos and bottles of Stella or else I may come in chat on my own!

Hope to see you there Andrea! :applause:

I would love to come but I'm being dragged to the pub...
I shall pop in when I'm home. Perhaps you may all still be partying.

I'm up for a quicky now...


I've got no clothes on:applause:

get dressed you old tart and i see you in there

I'm in and I'm dressed as well!

Someone come in quick! Buzz is talking to herself!

We're docking in here you know:naughty:

Someone come in quick! Buzz is talking to herself!
cheeky sod!!

Ignore them i am not alone

people with mics and speakers come on in to dock with us!!!

You know you want to!

*booted*

*bump*

That stupid chatroom always chucks everyone out :( I can't get back in now :angry:

Well there I was chatting away to everyone, and suddenly it cuts me off, and I can't get back on. Is it trying to say something to me:w00t:

Are we all booted then?

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted :)

It was cos I left!!:wacko:

Seriously that was surreal last nght. Hearing Andrea and Mars(Mark) was wierd. It was good fun though, thanks chaps.:applause:

It was cos I left!!:wacko:

Seriously that was surreal last nght. Hearing Andrea and Mars(Mark) was wierd. It was good fun though, thanks chaps.:applause:

It really did my head in, there was such a delay/lag that I could hear myself saying the first bit while I was still trying to finish the sentence and it puts you off completely. I was trying to talk to fee when everyone had gone but I would come in when it was quiet and Fee would start talking in the gap and I was talking over her :wacko: Gave me quite a headache at the end.

Mr C was telling me that they use that method for proving if someone is really deaf or just trying to get benefit/compensation. They play back the speech with a short delay so if you're deaf it won't worry you but if you can really hear it throws you into confusion :) It certainly confused me but it doesn't take much :D

Good for a laugh though wasn't it?

Pardon? Could you say that in stereo?

:laugh:

Crit and spent an hour saying 'No-o, sorry-orry, you-oo carry-arry on-n-n' to each other. It was riveting.

Come on in people.

OK I'll just go and have a wash.

come on folks!!!

come on in:bye:

Now PJ, see what your messing about has done, you've got us all chucked out:w00t:

So who has not got a microphone? I did suggest my daughter's pink disco one but don't think that is up to the job!

It was really weird hearing Andrea & Mars after finally understanding their instructions, thank you to you both for being so patient! At first when I heard the voices I didn't realise it was actually them!! It was just so weird, I don't think I will get a microcphone as I hate hearing my voice.

It was great fun guys, and if it hadn't been for Hustle coming on I would have loved to have stayed. Did Coastie & Dol rely their drunken stories to anyone?

Anyone? :unsure:

Anyone? :unsure:

Blimey - what a stampeed :ninja: Its a shame as i was around last night - but i got stuck into 'fishey' when nothing was happening on here.

Blimey - what a stampeed :ninja: Its a shame as i was around last night - but i got stuck into 'fishey' when nothing was happening on here.

Was watching the final of Celebrity Fit Club - it went on a bit. Think I fell asleep either during or after :blush:

I left myself logged in while I watched that thing about the woman who gives the naughty kids a good kick up the bum. Came back and still no-one had been in.

I think Friday night may be a lively one. :wink2:

I may be up for some chattage tonight ... anyone else?

I have no microphone but will happily listen to anyone who has (loving Andrea and Mars' accents the other night ... they are my top two in board accents ... of course I haven't heard Bella, PJ or Rob yet and a Scottish accent is my very favourite ... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/26/26_17_4.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB)


(Smellycat will you do your fake/real one for me tonight if you've got a mike ... just for old times sake!!!!)




http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb068&pp=ZSYYYYYYAXGB (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb068_ZSYYYYYYAXGB)

I'm sooooooo wishing I had a mike .... one with a BIG end .... I have no idea what this is all about, but if I can I will !

go to the top of this board and see SO Webchat and click on there to get the link ... I'm currently sat in there on my own hoping for some other lost soul to turn up!

Sweet Jazus and the Orphans ..... still a billy after all these years lmfao !

Hold on to yer bevvy, I'm on me way ...

I'm going in....I can't focus but I'll be fine.

I'm out now...paid homage to Jesus (he was lonely too) then went to bed I'm afraid, lying here listing to snowy whit horses via the lap top with freddie.

:good:

I'm out now...paid homage to Jesus (he was lonely too) then went to bed I'm afraid, lying here listing to snowy whit horses via the lap top with freddie.

:good:

I came in just after you had left, Cat, and saw your little homage to Jesus, helping him push the stone away from the entrance to the tomb etc....

I pmsl.....

One of these days Ill find someone in there to talk to.... :sad:

Ooh we've been making gardens at church today with a tray filled with soil, a paper tomb with the stone rolled away, and the angel by the side of it.
Actually where's my camera:w00t:

Here is oldest sons garden and tomb :w00t:
Although the flowers have wilted a bit!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/andreab33/DSCF0577.jpg

Very well done eldest son of Andrea :good:

Now for goodness sake give the cat it's litter tray back - the poor thing must have permanently crossed legs by now :w00t:

Hello hello hello hello

Yes..come on.

On my tod :(

Sorry PJ but you have to be quick of the mark.

Anyone? I'm bored, all my flatmates have gone out with friends from their courses!

Anyone?

SO bored!

I'm in. Gotta do something while the cricket's on. :bored:

Right..clothes coming off and I'm in then.

I'm going in clothed tonight as its a bit nippy

I'm in if any cares to join me

Come..................

Thats nice of you to share with us PJ.

Thats nice of you to share with us PJ.
It was particularly pleasurable. I thought I must.
It's a shame you missed it in the chatroom last night.

Bored?

Anyone up for one?

Anyone up for one?

Cor! Wish I was in there last night:naughty:

Cor! Wish I was in there last night:naughty:

No-one turned up in the end Andrea

I had to go solo :nerd:

I'm going in.

It's a vain hope....

Bollox. I was mixing with real people tonight.

God, it's expensive :laugh:

anyone up for a gossip ?

Ah, bless. I went to bed. Sorry poppet.:sad:

Ah, bless. I went to bed. Sorry poppet.:sad:

S'ok - plenty of other nights :good:

who is Nicole91? everytime I pop in chat (just to be nosey!) I notice that she's in there. is it anyone we know?

I'm in for a quick visit if anyone's up for it (well, almost anyone)...

I'm ba-aaaack :pimp:

The sherry tipped me over the edge and I woke up at 1.15am with a stiff neck and sore knee. :huh:

Sorry. :blush:

Did you play nicely in there?

who is Nicole91? everytime I pop in chat (just to be nosey!) I notice that she's in there. is it anyone we know?
Actually, I went in to the chat room for the first time in yonks the other night - and she was in there too then. I have also seen her on here .... listed at the bottom. Has she ever said hello ? Have we said hello to her ?

Not that I can see. Go for it Bons.

Not that I can see. Go for it Bons.

Nah - i cant be ar*sed :mellow: She wont post anyway .... none of them ever do :bored:

You're right. You're right. I know you're right.

What film's that from?

^^^ I'll have some of what she's having :nerd:

A man and a woman can never just be friends. ;)

I'm going in for 10 minutes if anyone else can be bothered?

Im in :nerd:

It kicked me out :unsure:

Oh well - time for bed anyway.

It kicked me out too. I was typing away (something really interesting of course !!!) and nothing was showing on the screen.

Oh well, fun while it lasted.

I'm in. :unsure:

I'm in. Anyone fancy joining me?

I'm going in, but I might not last long (dodgy connection)

I'm PROPER bored (end of Fresher's week, no money, flatmates all gone home)

Anyone care for a chat?

I'm in, I'm liquored up and ready to banter - anyone else?!

That's right naff off and leave the lil' old tug boat all alone...:( :cry:

How disappointing, I pop in and you've all gone :mad2:

i can be there right now if you wnat me to be ther e Mars! *nidge* *nudge* "winjk* wink*!!!

Anyone want to chat?!

Oooh, go on then the 'winjk' twisted my arm

Honestly, I try and make conversation and you just leave :mellow:

Mars dont leave I tried to post and it chucked me out!

:( Sorry I'd gone to bed!

Another time though!

Well. I'm in the market for some chattage tonight if anyone's up for it? :pimp:

I may well be ****ed though, by 9.00pm

Ca n't promise but I may be back later for some chattage....

Is it safe in there?

Disease-wise, it's fairly safe.

Morally you don't stand a chance. :w00t:

I'm going to a rugby club quiz night tonight, but if I'm back and capable, I'll pop in.

Bet you're overjoyed.

Estatic Patsy, not been in chat for ages but I am planning on watching Johnny Depp on the box tonight............wishing he was in my box!!:cool1:

Bella!! :shocking:

A girl can dream can't she? :naughty:

I'm in. Anyone coming?

I'm in. Anyone coming?
No, but I'll join you in chattage..:bag:

No, but I'll join you in chattage..:bag:

well really! :shocking: if that's the tone that's being set in there .... count me in!!!! :w00t:

it's gorn all quiet in there! anyone fancy popping in?

Yep, Im just on my way

Anyone up for I'm A Celeb finale special chattage?

Failing that oridnary chattage will do.

End of term = no money! :sad:

I think Groucho's in there. There's a rhythmical thudding coming from the broom cupboard.

I think Groucho's in there. There's a rhythmical thudding coming from the broom cupboard.


Rhymical thuddding - I,ve never found that!

That was him?

I thought it was that man you'd kidnapped Pats?

I think you're all rubbish!

There's only been me and Patsy in there!

Come on! :w00t:

I can't get back in. I'm sitting watching two ends of a plug banging away and frankly I'm getting aroused.

Is there a certain spark between them?

Ho ho. :glare:

Say goodnight, Gracey. :bored:

I hear it's Grouch's Christmas do tonight. It's mine, too, so it could be interesting.

There again, it could..... not.

I hear it's Grouch's Christmas do tonight. It's mine, too, so it could be interesting.

There again, it could..... not.

I've got one aswell tonight! :w00t: :w00t:

Oh




My




Lord

:shocking:

I know!!! it's like some unholy trinity all aligned for party time!!!! :w00t:

mine is with staid museum folk though so I don't suppose it will be as raucous as an estate agents shingdig - or the creme de la creme of the City of London's financiers!!!!! but we'll do out best! :good:

Hope you all have a lovely time. To think you're only spitting distance away from me Patsy!

sigh! I'm back from my do (I knew I'd be first!)... I'm relatively sober ... on the plus side I did win an award for "most popular ex-employee" and have the plaque for prove it.

anyone fancy joining me in chat? c'mon SF I can see your online ... I wont tell anyone if you are kind and lovable! (it'll be our secret ... I always tell everyone you are an absolute basterd in real life (of course that's a lie he is a diamond geezer ... oh my lord I'm more drunk that I first realised!).

Sorry I missed you, Dol.

I'm just back and also relatively sober. Although I did manage to to keep up my tradition of being "most embarrassing dancer". Shakira, eat your heart out!

And yes, I can confirm that Dave is a lovely bloke, but don't tell anyone.

OOoohhhh what fun .... the best X employee and the worst dancer :mellow: I wish i could of been there to see those Shakira moves Patsy :ninja:

Its my sophisticated lunch today. At least, its suposed to be sophisticated but you can guarantee i will get the hiccups, at least twice through laughing and drinking at the same time. I will also, without doubt swallow something down the wrong way .... get start choking. I do it every year without fail and always end up showing myself up.

I can see a couple of you bright young things still online (and you SF) - no doubt you have something better to do, but if you've got a few mins to spare a sad old lady do pop into chat and well ... chat!

I'm in the library and so have access to the chat room for the next 20mins if anyone wants to say hello! :w00t:

I am in there now...please talk to me...I am as desperate as I sound! :bag:

GET IN!................

GET IN!................

my word you're masterful aren't you ... are you wearing a kilt whilst you're being masterful?!

my word you're masterful aren't you ... are you wearing a kilt whilst you're being masterful?!
Yes I am very masterful and yes I am wearing a kilt - complete with frilly knickers underneath. Come and have a butchers.

Yes I am very masterful and yes I am wearing a kilt - complete with frilly knickers underneath. Come and have a butchers.

I thought Real scotsmen went commando under their kilts?

I thought Real scotsmen went commando under their kilts?
The knickers have velcro round the crotch so I'm nearly there!

The knickers have velcro round the crotch so I'm nearly there!

Doesn't that chaff a little or do you use lotion? :mellow:

Doesn't that chaff a little or do you use lotion? :mellow:
Chaffs like hell. Still, it makes it feel all the better when they come off!

Anyone? Now?

No, **** off.

Ok

Patsy, I love it when you talk dirty!

You can't tempt me, I'm about to have my son's birthday tea - a home made chicken curry.

I could smear the leftovers over my body and join you in there later if you like. Oh, but wait - there won't be any. :w00t:

Can i pretend?

This might tempt you, theres just been some naughty advertising apparent on the banner!

Oh yes, please do. With or without mango chutney?

Oh yes, please do. With or without mango chutney?

Always with, you obviously don't know me very well.

Brinjal?


.

Oh you see, you've ruined it now. I don't know what that is!