I am skint so shall be staying in tonight and "studying".
However, at around 10pm, I will be coming on to the net to "look up some forensic things" and do some "research" and I will just happen to pop into the SO chatroom to see who's about.

See you all there!

That will be nice ....will you be drunk perchance?

That will be nice ....will you be drunk perchance?
That could be arranged.

I have friends coming round but will try and make it later.

I can guarantee that I will be absolutely slaughtered.

Without a shadow of a doubt.

Dead cert.

Amen
x

I have friends coming round but will try and make it later.

Not good enough.

Not good enough.
Well its the best your gonna get matey.

I'll be there PJ :wink2:

I shall certainly pop in later.........

amd don't listen to a word cat says....she just thinks she's got REAL friends....it's all pretend. she be sitting alone drinking again, like the old Squeeze song :laugh:

I can confirm that I will be in attendance - I've had a hell of a busy week, and I have a relaxing bottle chilling in the fridge :ninja:

So, is it just going to me and my bitches then or does anyone else fancy it? :ninja:

Nevermind. Im afraid you're on your own ladies - I can't get in :glare:

Excuses, excuses - he's terrified of being alone with us

Excuses, excuses - he's terrified of being alone with us


can you blame him??

You aren't trying hard enough PJ :angry:

So where are you PJ?

Is anyone else coming in for a chat?

Tonight? Girls? Boys?

I'll be there if anyone's up for it

I shall be there once i have got mini buzzes to bed..............round 9.30ish

Is anyone else coming in for a chat?
I would LOOOOVE to come tonight http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_12.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

but I have to go to work http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_7v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) my public need me

Tonight? Girls? Boys?

I'll be there if anyone's up for it


I'm always up for it :wink2:

how exciting! it seems that there will be some quality chat tonight. i hope to be there, but as I'm already on my second very large vodka I may be comatose by 8pm! (fingers crossed!).

I'm hoping my son will go for a sleep over with his friend up the street, as aforementioned friend is sleeping here tomorrow night and they usually spend friday and saturday night on sleep overs at each others houses! of course tonight cos I want him to sleep over he wont be asked!! ah well I will just have to ignore him as usual whilst I type up my drunken messages!!! I hope we can ****ing well swear otherwise I will be mightly ****ed off!!!!

any chance of a quiz?

Oh God I would love a quiz - so much fun!!!! ils can you try hon???

I have 2 x 6 year olds and 3 x 14 year olds having sleep overs [well actually 1 x each of the aforementioned are mine] so I have 3 extras tonight. I have promised the 3 elders that I will do them late night snacks consisting of spicy chicken wings, tortillas and salsa dips ...

... but I shall try and pop in for a quickie.:p

Not sure as have lovely nephew coming round.....

But we shall see.

Not sure as have lovely nephew coming round.....

But we shall see.
said nephew is 24 years of age, and likes to spend time with Aunty Cat ... bring him along!

btw aforementioned friend has NOT invited my son over for a sleepover tonight, but has opted for Sunday night - they both have teacher training day off school on Monday - but I have explained to aforementioned son that I will be getting drunk and staying on the computer til the wee small hours!

So unless Jeremy Paxman :wub: is on Newsnight tonight count me in for chat!

I hope we can ****ing well swear otherwise I will be mightly ****ed off!!!!

any chance of a quiz?

Not much chance unless Quizmaster pops in to say hi, as he has been really busy lately and said he would let me know when he could arrange another one.


Sorry to disappoint Dol...... the swear filter is back!

Not much chance unless Quizmaster pops in to say hi, as he has been really busy lately and said he would let me know when he could arrange another one.


Sorry to disappoint Dol...... the swear filter is back!
oh ****! :ninja:

oh ****! :ninja:

Beware or X-bot will chuck you out!

Come on in guys !!!!

I'm in there, and I promise to be good

CAT















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WHAT?







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Come on..ils is lagged...she's taken all her clothes off.
BOYS...come on.// :devil:

Come on..ils is lagged...she's taken all her clothes off.
BOYS...come on.// :devil:


hold on, hold on it is Cat that is lagged not me, I've only had one tonight!

ils is one hell of a women..I am shagged.

Going to bed happy and content

:wink2:

ils is one hell of a women..
:wink2:


I am :laugh:

In..now..





.

and me! :D

Ich auch.





.

Dolores:

Your ****, chatroom. Now.

Dolores:

Your ****, chatroom. Now.
I've got a problem!

we know but we love you anyway

I'm in:goof: ......

we have real quality in there tonight folks - and they seem to be mostly sober!


come on in if you dare!

You have no idea guys of the conversation going on in the chat room now:shocking:

Haydon, the ladies of the forum request the plesure of your company in the chatroom


like NOW

Floopy - we don't want to encourage undesirables! :naughty:

free blow-jobs for the first male chatter

Floopy, you offer blow jobs to the first male chatter, Mars comes in and your not there.

No wonder he was talking to us in an expecting kind of way:wacko:

Sorry, I thought you and ILS could handle it

Normally I could Floops, but I have an early start and didn't want to rush it!

and mars is a very special client, I understand that

:bag: :bag:


All i can say is, i'm glad you were tame when i got there!

Shame I'd left early as I do like a good old munch on a Mars Bar myself ...


signed Marianne Faithfull

I've got half an hour before I start cooking the curry I should have done last night...

...anyone up for a chat..

go on then!

You're all still in there aren't you..... :wallbash:

Honestly, I go in, and nobodies there!

Anyone still up for a chat?

Ils, what time you off out...we could have a little celebratory chat before you do.

And then when she's gone the rest of us can talk about her. :)

I'm out early Cat - about 7pm ....

I'm out early Cat - about 7pm ....
thats not early for me, thats mid evening....I shall be here. :wink_kiss

I kinda wanna chat, but I might not stay long, so i don't want any of you coming in there expecting me to be the life and soul and quiz winner extraordinaire, but if you'd like to pop in I will parry and thurst a few words with you - anyone fancy it?

I shall join you for a few moments...I am rather knackered and need sleep soon....shall wego??

Going for a pee, then I shall be in...

Going for a pee, then I shall be in...


yeewwwwww too much information

I went in and the only people in there were ILS and squiggle (the artist formerly know as) and they're suspiciously quiet. :wink2:

like yuor new avatar Nox!


we are all early birds I was tucked up in bed at 11ish after some very satisfying chat - try and get home from the pub before they chuck you out next time,eh?!?! :ninja:

Anyone up for chattage tomorrow night? Or will you all be putting your hair in curlers ready for the meet?

Anyone up for chattage tomorrow night? Or will you all be putting your hair in curlers ready for the meet?

not me lovey! I;'m getting my hair especially straightened for the meet! which means I have to be in bed before midnight and not touch water after that ... bit like a gremlin actually!!

Sorry Floops - I won't be around, otherwise I would join you.

but can you still drink and bitch about people in a drunken manner?

I will be in the bar waiting for Andrea & Voicy to join me for a drink and a gossip :D

but can you still drink and bitch about people in a drunken manner?

Oh we'll be doing that, but doing it at the hotel:wink2:

boo hiss, I wanna play

Well you know where we'll be floops - all you have to do is turn up :D

Anyone up for chattage tomorrow night? Or will you all be putting your hair in curlers ready for the meet?

Looks like it will be me and you then Floops - I will be about no doubt - its "Fish on Friday" on Home and Leisure this evening :sleepy::sleepy::sleepy: but I dont mind as it gets me on here for a gas :devil::laugh:

boo hiss, I wanna play

Don't worry I will play for you

Looks like it will be me and you then Floops

Select is so much better than the usual rabble we get in there anyhow, Q :wink2:

Don't worry I will play for you

No you will NOT

I'm up for it.....beer and a chinese tonight...don't want curry breath tomorrow - not if Cockney's had a bath.

:bag:

Cockney has gone to work tonight, so the bath with porably be countermanded by the 7 pints of Fosters and the kebab which he will doubtless partake of tonight.


Good luck girls :sick:

Do you know what......I might have a wash meself in light of all you lot primping and preening.....



I'm not promising tho' :p

Do you know what......I might have a wash meself in light of all you lot primping and preening.....



I'm not promising tho' :p
Don't put your self out Buzz, I'll bring some fragrant wet wipes.
:wink2:

I'm in there rrrright now :w00t:

Got me snorkel on and down I go

glug




glug






glug




oooooooo

ooh, gimme 5 mins to make the bottles up

(and open one for myself)

right, I'm all alone in the chat room, anyone care to join me?

anyone care to join us?

Come on in Fee and Tigger - the more the merrier, although some are already merrier than others. :D

I;m very merry akshooally

Tigger, please ignore my previous post as we've started a quiz and we're in with a fighting chance now. :)

right, I'm all alone in the chat room, anyone care to join me?
Where is this chat room - is anyone still in there? :)

yes - top right of the messageboard in the default skin you will see a link to live chatroom...

http://www.survivor-online.co.uk/chat.shtml

yes - top right of the messageboard in the default skin you will see a link to live chatroom...

http://www.survivor-online.co.uk/chat.shtml
Thanks. See you there.

Thanks. See you there.

woohoo.............

I did try earlier - didn't work.:mad2:

So if you saw a ghost it wasn't Spooky Dooky.
Irc beckons.

so people, are we going to do it?

Great minds and all that....I'm going in Bond.

I'm already there!

ANDREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???

well? will there be any?


....I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank PJ for the word "chattage" which always makes me smile. Best new word of the year, so far!

I'd love to, but still can't get in :sad:

....I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank PJ for the word "chattage" which always makes me smile. Best new word of the year, so far!

I agree it is a great word Dol :D

PJ it was inspired :thumbsup:

might go in, might not :bag:

well? will there be any?


....I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank PJ for the word "chattage" which always makes me smile. Best new word of the year, so far!
Yes it is an excellent word word, isn't it? Feel free to use it whenever you like Dol!

I would like to be, but not on top form at the mo..so will just have to see how I feel. :sad:

what's up cupcake?

I'm in...can't contemplate my mood...but I'm in... :shocking:

Come on in..Ils is naked and writhing on the tables...woo woo...

I'm a coming!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on in..Ils is naked and writhing on the tables...woo woo...

Only half naked Cat :mad:

Come on in..Ils is naked and writhing on the tables...woo woo...

that's disgusting, writing on the tables! she should know better.

that's disgusting, writing on the tables! she should know better.

It was that Cat, leading me astray again :laugh:

Writhe (v). Twist, squirm in or as in pain etc. Writhing.

Hello....I'm in the chat room now if anyone else wants to play!

I lied...it's not connecting...bum! :ranting:

Well? Gals?

Well? Gals?
Oh yes, yes but NO quizzes cos I'm **** at them

I'm going in

dab just got kicked for saying ho****er bottle :laugh: :laugh:

dab just got kicked for saying ho****er bottle :laugh: :laugh:


golly I can see the conversation is sparkling tonight! ho****er bottle indeed! ffs!

Are you in there NOW!!! I'm not sure I'm ready to dive down that dark murky hole yet, I've only had one beer.

Is fabby dabby there tho?

Are you in there NOW!!! I'm not sure I'm ready to dive down that dark murky hole yet, I've only had one beer.

Is fabby dabby there tho?

I'm on the evian tonight cat! pop in - I'm much ruder when sober!!!! lol!

Are you in there NOW!!! I'm not sure I'm ready to dive down that dark murky hole yet, I've only had one beer.

Is fabby dabby there tho?

Yes come on

but he just gone

Yes come on

I'm going to freshen up first.

I'm going to freshen up first.

peeling back the femfresh packet are you Cat?!

peeling back the femfresh packet are you Cat?!
:sick: :sick:

Doushed and ready.....make way I'm a comin in.....

:cry: I Still Can't Get In The Chat Room, I Am So Bummed

:cry: I Still Can't Get In The Chat Room, I Am So Bummed

oh jaycee! you aren't missing much - they are all boring in there!

not really - just don't want you to feel you are missing out!

what's the problem? not that I will be able to help cos I'm not a whizz on the pc I have to admit!

oh jaycee! you aren't missing much - they are all boring in there!

not really - just don't want you to feel you are missing out!

what's the problem? not that I will be able to help cos I'm not a whizz on the pc I have to admit!

Don't listen JC, Dols just sore cos we disrespected her

Don't listen JC, Dols just sore cos we disrespected her

you disrespectin' me? are you? are you disrespectin' me? bothered? do I look bothered?! am I bothered? do I look it?

you disrespectin' me? are you? are you disrespectin' me? bothered? do I look bothered?! am I bothered? do I look it?

Yeah, you left didn't you!

When I arrived, everyone left :(

When I arrived, everyone left :(

It's because you smell, I am used to it, I have my peg ready :laugh:

oh jaycee! you aren't missing much - they are all boring in there!

not really - just don't want you to feel you are missing out!

what's the problem? not that I will be able to help cos I'm not a whizz on the pc I have to admit!

absolutely no idea - when I try to log in, I just get screen with red cross in tiny red box in left hand corner - I have been told something to do with Java but I'm completely in over my head with all that. Have tried to read up on it but made no sense at all.

Anyone who can help will be gratefully received!

anyone up for it? come on no school tomorrow so let's party!

anyone up for it? come on no school tomorrow so let's party!

Ooohhhhh OKAY

what time.....not til later cos I need to get ratted first.....am no godd in there sober :naughty:

well I've got half a bottle of wine and a packet of pringles so anytime later will do!


...but don't kill me if I don't turn up, cos I may just watch a film!

well I've got half a bottle of wine and a packet of pringles so anytime later will do!


...but don't kill me if I don't turn up, cos I may just watch a film!
What flavour Pringles? :cool2:

I'm in...but not sure how long I will last, I am knackered having been out running almost everynight this week...and these buds are slipping down my neck ....

......but then that won't make any change will it. :wacko:

absolutely no idea - when I try to log in, I just get screen with red cross in tiny red box in left hand corner - I have been told something to do with Java but I'm completely in over my head with all that. Have tried to read up on it but made no sense at all.

Anyone who can help will be gratefully received!

Unfortunately, the thread with the answers in was on the old forum and even then it didn't work for some people. I remember, I think it was KarenH, trying every single thing going to access the chatroom and still not having any success.

I think it was Joy earlier on in the thread who suggested using a chatroom prog that didn't rely on Java. That seemed like a good idea to me, so I hope it's on Haydon's 'to do' list so that everyone gets a chance to find out just how daft we all are. :ohmy:

I'm going in.....follow me the brave ones.

It's been 2 minutes and I'm all alone.

Take the hint, Cat!

:w00t:

Anyone?.......

Anyone?.......
ME i'm going in

I'm up for some post resurection chat tonight...anyone else.

go on then :bag:

Moi aussi. Just watching Idol. Bo and Constantine have both been on, so I'm free.

go on then :bag:
I'm going for a wazz. check on the Fredmeister..then I AM INQQ
zxxx

Way way TMI

oooooh can we have another quizz, I'm sober tonight!

It depends if Quizzy is about or not, Patsy!

It depends if Quizzy is about or not, Patsy!

Makes no odds to me cos I'm hammered.


going down


xx

xx

xx

somebody slap her.....

Cat, put the Osmonds on. Donny's watching idol. Imagine, Bo, Constantine and Donny. Heaven, I'm in heaven...........

Patsy come in the chat room.

Are you a Donny fan, Patsy?

Since I was 8 years old. Doesn't he still look great? Wouldn't go screamy over him or anything, but he is somehow a part of my life.

I love you :wub:

DOLORES....

Thanks to ILS for getting me in to Chat last night - finally!! :wacko:

I think I managed to work quite a bit out by reading the instructions on the chat site (always helps) but not everything.....I still don't understand who Steve is or how you get different colours but at least now I can practise til my hearts content!

THANKS ILS!! http://img103.exs.cx/img103/8760/friends3.gif

THANKS ILS!! http://img103.exs.cx/img103/8760/friends3.gif

My pleasure Ceri :D

shhh, don't tell them about Steve :bag:

He's on the board now too - WHO IS HE????!! http://www.metal-archives.com/board/images/smiles/theyareontome.gif

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

I really am quite frightened. :ninja:

now that I would pay to see :w00t:

Does he go? Sorry, are we not in chat? :ohmy:

I'm going in..going to put my baked potatoe in then I'm divin...

give me 2 mins...

I'm in...........................

Not again, a girl has to sleep!! :laugh:

If scooby is in da house and wants to chat....

I was in a minute ago, I'm going back!!

Come in, come in.

Ceri - you MUST have unloaded the washing by now.....

Ceri, get in!!!

I am going in. :ninja:

Bloomin hell ....thats everynight this week :laugh:

Is there due to be any action tonight? I am almost hoping not...I am so tired after last night's unexpected intrusion by the fire brigade that I think I might miss it....:sad:

Hmmmm I don't know tonight....I feel like an early night...but I'm such a nosey bitch, if you all go in I will have to stay up......desicions, desicions.....

I havn't even finished my first beer, so can't even contemplate it yet.

The chat room is like a kebab.

If the chat room is like a kebab I must have put on about 3 stones this week! :ohmy:

And I have never even HAD a drink when I go in - so how sad does THAT make me...? :unsure:

I have a new computer & I can now get on the chat room so I will be popping in - woo hoo

I've had a kebab, a choc-ice, don't need a drink and am rarin to go.

I'm in there now :D

(And as an aside, I'm officially 'known' by two kebab shops now, I walk in and they know exactly what I want and how many chili [sp?] sauces I want! Kebabs are good!)

I am still a kebab virgin :cry:

I am still a kebab virgin :cry:
Oh ils this just wont do....wont do at all.....

I am still a kebab virgin :cry:

I'm disappointed... they're fattening, but it's worth it. And you can only really eat them whilst drunk, so it gives you a good excuse to get drunk, and the bread soaks up the alcohol in your body so it takes away some of the damaging effects of the alcohol.

Oh ils this just wont do....wont do at all.....

It won't, I thought I was going to lose my viginity in London in February but it just didn't happen... I was let down :cry:

I usually have a chicken, but Mr P and eldest young P wanted a mixed, so we compromised.

Mr P gets free humous and coke.

I'm a chat room virgin no matter how much I try I can't get in. Critique has had me trying all ways turning off this and that but to no avail. I have the latest Java (what that means I've no idea)and have put all my settings to the same as Critique but still it won't let me in. So I sit here with my glass of wine talking to myself it's very lonely you know I've never been in one just wanted to come for a little lurk. Gonna write to that Agony Aunt now to see if she can help me reconcile myself to being a Billy no mates.

Aah, Maz, I'm crap with computers, but if it's any consolation, chattage was rubbish tonight. Hope someone else can help you.

xx

I can do rubbish some might say its what I'm best at.

Aah, Maz, I'm crap with computers, but if it's any consolation, chattage was rubbish tonight. Hope someone else can help you.

xx
Was there no quiz then?? I love the quizzes - I am superb at making others shine!!!:smartie:

I'm a chat room virgin no matter how much I try I can't get in. Critique has had me trying all ways turning off this and that but to no avail. I have the latest Java (what that means I've no idea)and have put all my settings to the same as Critique but still it won't let me in. So I sit here with my glass of wine talking to myself it's very lonely you know I've never been in one just wanted to come for a little lurk. Gonna write to that Agony Aunt now to see if she can help me reconcile myself to being a Billy no mates.

I got ceri in the other night maz, so I will see what I can do for you!

Thanks Ils just tell me what I have to do al I get is a smaller geen screen with survivor on line written on it when i press on the unofficial chat room.

Thanks Ils just tell me what I have to do al I get is a smaller geen screen with survivor on line written on it when i press on the unofficial chat room.

I will pm you :D

Yes







,

Patsy's Party - it MUST move to the chatroom!!

we're in, get the others, but only bring the firemen and the rugby boys. Leave the cheerleaders there, they'd never notice.

Is the chat server down.....I can't connect!! :sad:

Following something mazwad said on another page....

I turned my Norton Internet Security Ad Blocker off and guess what.....?

I can get in the "normal" chatroom!!!!!!!!!1

Hurrah hurrah!!! http://img99.exs.cx/img99/8577/yupi3ti.gif

Following something mazwad said on another page....

I turned my Norton Internet Security Ad Blocker off and guess what.....?

I can get in the "normal" chatroom!!!!!!!!!1

Hurrah hurrah!!! http://img99.exs.cx/img99/8577/yupi3ti.gif

Yeah!! http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/fatguy1.JPG

I can get in the "normal" chatroom!!!!!!!!!

I don't think it can ever be described as 'the normal' chatroom :laugh:

I don't think it can ever be described as 'the normal' chatroom :laugh:

:shocking: speak for yourself schweeeeeedie :wink_kiss :laugh: :laugh:

Isis, now you've replaced your avatar and sig pic, I can accept you as Isis, although you will always be a (drama) Queeen to me.

:thumbsup:

I have to say itwas only cos Critique was patient going through everything with me. Ils offered to take me in another way if we couldn't do it. Enjoyed the quiz but can't type fast enough when I know the answers. I did ask them to handicap themselves one handed typing and blindfolds on etc I did celebrate getting 1 correct answer in first.

I have to say itwas only cos Critique was patient going through everything with me. Ils offered to take me in another way if we couldn't do it. Enjoyed the quiz but can't type fast enough when I know the answers. I did ask them to handicap themselves one handed typing and blindfolds on etc I did celebrate getting 1 correct answer in first.

Well done Maz...that.s none more than I've ever had.

come on!! im there im sure you all want to speak to me

Kooky, I'm so sorry I just really dont' think I've got the strenggggggggggggggggggg..sorry my g keeps stickingg.

im lovely really. and im rarely in the chat room so come on its a once in a lifetime opportunity

kooks you know I would be right in there to have a good ol' gallus chat ith you but i still can't get in :ranting:

PJ - I think you need to turn off your pop- up blocker off to get in!

do it do it we might get one more quiz tonite! i was winning then i came last boo hoo.

Anyone fancy a natter :D

Anyone fancy a natter :D
Go on...I'm in for half an hour...

why the devil not - I;ve nothing else on :bag:

are you going in now??

yes...........................

Everyone went and left me on my own - was it something I said? :blush:

We all got chucked out Critique

We all got chucked out Critique
Oh thank god.....i thought it was just me :bag:

We all got chucked out Critique

oh this sounds like a familiar story for you troublemakers doesn't it!! was any fighting and swearing invovled?!

was any fighting and swearing invovled?! Sorry to disappoint you Dol but no, we only have fighting and swearing when you are in there :ninja: :laugh:

Now..? Until The Apprentice starts?

oikily dokily!


well at least until me vodka runs out!!!

are you in there??

i cant get in

you don't want me do you??? :cry:

it's so rude in there that I BEG you not to go in,

stay clean - stay out of chat!

too late..........I GOT IN :cry:

Come chat somebody! :unsure:

A select few this evening, happenchance?

is there any quality in there tonight Floopy?...besides your good self that is!

FalaciaHornblower is there with me

FalaciaHornblower is there with me

good old falacia - she's game for anything I hear!

she's certainly a handful

she's certainly a handful

well you make sure you wash in carbolic afterwards!

do I need my brainy head on tonight then??

do I need my brainy head on tonight then??

nah....just get in there!

any room for me?

Now...I've got no clothes on

I'd like some chattage, we could maybe discuss tonight's entertainment in the Bar (2nd installment coming up after the 9.00pm watershed)

I'm in there now.

I'm there as well :D

Oh sod it...shall we have some more chattage tonight..?

I'm game. I can put the kettle on and settle down for an hour or so?

I'm game. I can put the kettle on and settle down for an hour or so?

I've ditched the beer and gone onto the water.

Lets go......

I'm there.........

tonight I'm a party person!!! tonight I am in after the midnight hour... for a limited period! please join me!!

I'm going in.....

I'm on my own.
:blink: