Well, I started this thread on the old forum, but it fell a bit flat because everyone who was there had been there forever and knew everyone else really well.

But...now we have a new forum, and lots of lovely new members. Nowdays, not everyone everyone knows everythng about everyone else! :)

So, to help us all get to know each other a bit better, I thought I'd re-start this thread.

5 tlittel titbits about yourself which other people here may not know.

I'll start:

1. I once vomited over my in-laws Christmas tree

2. My brother knows Kate Moss quite well

3. No matter how much weight I lose, my tits are always big

4. I keep my house fastidiously tidy, but my car and desk at work look like a bombsite :blink:

5. I was once fined (and almost arrested) for being "drunk in charge of a bicycle".

nice thread karenh.

My five:

1. I can solve a rubik's cube in under 3 minutes.
2. I am a huge pack-rat...I keep things so long that I can't remember why I even kept them in the first place...and still tend to keep them anyways just in case it had some special meaning to me at one point that I do not remember. lol.
3. I can speak Chinese
4. I drive like an 80 year old grandpa
5. I have an unhealthy love for cheese, and eat it alllllll the time..and on just about everything.

Right.....hmmmm......

1) I have mens shoes for work as non of the womens had decent soles for the extra curricular stuff I have to do outside the office.

2) I'm easily distracted...

3. No matter how much weight I lose, my tits are always big

....can I have your phone number??.....:ohmy:

1. Kieran O'Brien (...who??) was once a footballing team-mate of mine...:bye:
He got his break starring in "Gruey" - an 80's childrens programme about a young lad and his pal and their adventures (never very exciting) in a typical northern town.
He went on to star as "Cracker's" son in the tv series of the same name....AND....as if that weren't enough.....he also played a soldier in "Band of Brothers" - he was the chap who was responsible for the soldiers' mail.

2. I once had delusions of grandeur by entering a tennis tournament with my mate - open to the whole of Manchester. I really went in their to win the entire thing.....lost in 2 straight sets to Damien Bridges (git) in first round (who never went on to achieve much anyway - well, have you ever heard of him??)

3. I represented our town at Hockey in the Manchester Youth Games. (Don't ask - 'cos I have no idea how or why?) I played the game about six times in PE and some bright spark of a teacher decided I was competent enough to take it five or six steps further. But I did okay. Incidentally we lost every game. If none of you are interested, Ryan Wilson was also at the games - actually saw him on the football pitches representing Salford. Anyone worth their salt, will realize that Ryan Wilson later became one Ryan Giggs......

4. I have a beautiful daughter Victoria Rose - who is seven years old today.
(lives in south-west with her mummy)

5. I have quite a large p.....ENALTY!! - did you see that??:ohmy:

3. No matter how much weight I lose, my tits are always big

Isn't the distribution of tits a funny thing. Why some people get more than their fair share. I know that if you go on the pill at a young age you can end up with big ones, but also in my experience, having known friends who ate virtually nothing when growing up and going through puberty, they all ended up with big knockers :blink:

1. I secretly used to fancy Noel Edmunds

2. Me and my mates were really naughty @ school but all the teachers thought we were little sweethearts LOL

3. I love the smell of petrol, freshly cut grass, & bacon sandwiches.

4. I once went 160 mph in an EVO8 FQ330 (I wasn't driving)

5. I still live at home with my mum & dad

Blimey, im so uninteresting i cant think of anything remotely shocking to write here, so i wont even try. So here are 5 uninteresting facts about Bonnie (that you will all know anyway) :wink2:


1) I was sacked from my job 4 years ago as i wouldnt sleep with the boss (*******). I never took him to an unfair dismissal thingy, and i really regret that now.

2) I got married at the age of 18, and have been happily married for 12 fantastically wonderful years.

3) I love animals, and have 4 cats, a bunny and a tortoise. In the far future i will be getting a doggy, and would like a Finnish Spitz (spelt wrongly im sure).

4) I once got thrown out of a pub for getting very drunk and smashing against the wall every glass i could lay my hands on (why i wasnt arrested i dont know !!).

5) i drive like a maniac and speed everywhere .... but havent been caught yet :blush:

a tortoise.
I think anyone who owns a tortoise is cool:wink2: - fair play to ya

Isn't the distribution of tits a funny thing. Why some people get more than their fair share. I know that if you go on the pill at a young age you can end up with big ones, but also in my experience, having known friends who ate virtually nothing when growing up and going through puberty, they all ended up with big knockers :blink:

Mine where huge when I was 12, so much so, my nickname was 'the one with the big knockers' and I didn't go on the pill that early or starve myself. I guess I was/still am a freak! :ohmy:

Am new to this so guess that anything I write here will be something that you don't know about me but here goes with 5 totally uninteresting things about me that you won't know:

1) I have Cherokee Blood in me. My great grandmother was a full blown Cherokee Indian Princess (Not sure about the princess bit but would be nice if that were true)

2) Once sat on a portaloo after Sally from Corrie at this Circus thing in Manchester.

3) Met Jason Donovan after a concert in Glasgow(how sad) and he wore loads of make up YUK! Put me right off him

4) Got caught in a corridor with 67 Fireman all passing out from their training and instead of being overcome with lust was absolutely mortified :laugh: (Well although the stuff of fantasies just wasn't prepared had left basque and sussies at home)

5) Used to love Bros and Rick Astley lol was only young though in my defense :)

Take Care

4) Got caught in a corridor with 67 Fireman all passing out from their training and instead of being overcome with lust was absolutely mortified :laugh: (Well although the stuff of fantasies just wasn't prepared had left basque and sussies at home)

That IS THE VERY BESTEST FACT in the whole wild world!!! :shock: :blush: :wub: :wub:


1] I lit a fart once and got banned from a pub.

2] If I was born a boy I was going to be called Adrian.

3] Over the last 4 weeks or so I have helped lay 8 tons of hardcore on our driveway.

4] My Carling Black Label advert starts next week sometime.

5] I once got a little bit of minestrone soup stuck up my nose.

1. I dislike more people than I like

2. I once stormed out of stage school when two older girls said I had flyaway hair.

3. I am a recovering catholic

4. I have never been snowed in and I would very much like to be. On Monday if possible please thank you.

5. Noel Edmunds once waved to me on Swap Shop as he read my letter to Poshpaws out. I blushed.

1) Cut a record in 1977 didn’t make it in to the top forty

2) I once had a Nissan with only three brakes no MOT no insurance and no tax and drove it regularly to the pub with five of my mates and then drove home drunk every Friday night for years

3) If it has wells I can drive it or ride it

4) I have had three wife’s and 23 girl friends and I am still with the last one and happy to be forever

5) I love playing golf a little to much or so i am told



No matter how much weight I lose, my tits are always big



Sorry I don’t get it that’s a bad thing in which way

1. My cousin sang in the original St Winifreds School Choir - Match Stork Cats and Dogs - the choir that appeared on top of the pops was fake as none of the original could as they wern't 16.

2. I had a heated debate once with Shirley Bassey when I worked in a posh london hotel (The Londonderry on Park Lane) - she was disputing her bill. I won.

3. I was in the studio for Victors BB5 eviction - and my left side from the rear was on tv.

4. My Grandmothers name was Hilda Ogden.

5. I came first in an 800 metre race involving all of the schools in Bedfordshire I was 12.

Sorry I don’t get it that’s a bad thing in which way [/font][/color]



Well Cockeny, me old rubber, I didn't actually say it was a bad thing. It was just stating a fact!

On balance, I think there are more pro's than cons to my cleavage. I was embarassed about it when I was a kiddo, and there are times now when I wish they were a wee bit smaller (when I'm running for example). But I work in a male dominated environment and the fact is, as I've gotten older I've realised what an advantage a decent cleavage can be...... :laugh:

4. My Grandmothers name was Hilda Ogden.



Excellent! That is CLASS!!!! :laugh: :laugh:

That IS THE VERY BESTEST FACT in the whole wild world!!! :shock: :blush: :wub: :wub:

4] My Carling Black Label advert starts next week sometime.
?.......care to elaborate...

Poshpaws
POSHPAWS!! - the dinosaur! (you've reminded me of his name and for that I thank you...)

1. My cousin sang in the original St Winifreds School Choir

2. I had a heated debate once with Shirley Bassey when I worked in a posh london hotel (The Londonderry on Park Lane) - she was disputing her bill. I won.

4. My Grandmothers name was Hilda Ogden.

5. I came first in an 800 metre race involving all of the schools in Bedfordshire I was 12.reference to No.2 - I bet it was a no-contest

ref. to No5 - That's rather impressive! - I also have an Inter-Schools Cross Country Medal (which I forgot to mention on my own five - so Cat won't mind if I do so here....)

So, just for the record: 6) I have an Inter-Schools Cross Country Medal (Thanks)

ref. to No's 1 & 4 - "Grandmaaaaa we love youuuu, Grandmaaa we dooo......................the hills are aliiiiiiiive......."

1. I have driven a HGV lorry!

2. I won a beauty contest when I was 18!

3. I snogged Terry McDermott whilst I was on holiday in Ibiza

4. All my children are taller than I am, in fact most adults are taller than I am

5. I am an only child who was raised by my grandparents

Here we go then......


I have purple hair in a very similar style to Sharon Osbourne
I dropped roast potatoes in Liberace's lap when I was a waitress at Danny La Rues hotel in the late 70's
I have a real bad phobia for moths and butterflies
I have never had the urge to have babies......the thought repulses me, but I am quite looking forward to being a step grannie - in a good few years though hopefully:unsure:
I convinced everyone I worked with 3 years ago (during IACGMOOH) that Tony Blackburn was my bessie mates Dad - they realised I was telling porkies when I showed them my holiday photo's from Spain, after staying with bessie mates Dad who lives there :laugh:

Here we go then......


I dropped roast potatoes in Liberace's lap when I was a waitress at Danny La Rues hotel in the late 70's
hope that's not a euphemism for something else......surely there was a w/c in close proximity?

[/list]hope that's not a euphemism for something else......surely there was a w/c in close proximity?
:ohmy: absolutely positive petal :laugh:

?.......care to elaborate...
Just keep an eye out on ITV for the Carling Black Lavel Adverts - the rainy ones!! When one of the guys in the story run into the train staion [actually the Metro in Newcastle] keep an eye out for a tall, soaking wet blonde, with orange boots and a brolly - thats ME!!!!


Oh can I add a number 6????

talking of cross country running - I was Northumbria Police Championi Cross Country runner for about 3 years in a row - and that was mainly over blokes [cos there wasn't many of us girlies then].

I said that quietly cos I don't like to boast about my athletic prowess:blush: . If you could see me now - you would understand and be with me on the floor - creasing places you didn't know existed - :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Just keep an eye out on ITV for the Carling Black Lavel Adverts - the rainy ones!! When one of the guys in the story run into the train staion [actually the Metro in Newcastle] keep an eye out for a tall, soaking wet blonde, with orange boots and a brolly - thats ME!!!!


Oh can I add a number 6????

talking of cross country running - I was Northumbria Police Championi Cross Country runner for about 3 years in a row - and that was mainly over blokes [cos there wasn't many of us girlies then].

I said that quietly cos I don't like to boast about my athletic prowess:blush: . If you could see me now - you would understand and be with me on the floor - creasing places you didn't know existed - :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

..well done

Hmm, OK. Here goes...

1. I once got caught writing grafitti on the loo walls at school

2. I was an official Antperson (Adam Ant fan) and belonged to the club and everyfink

3. I have a real phobia of balloons and can't bear to be near someone playing with them or blowing them up

4. I used to do yoga and can still sit in the Lotus position

5. I've died my hair blonde, red, and dark brown and had it permed and highlighted. It's now natural brunette and straight and still isn't falling out, bless it.

Is that shameful enough? :laugh:

1. I once swallowed a 2pence piece and my dear mama had to check the other end to make sure it had come out.

2. I once sung solo at the Grand Theatre, Blackpool.

3. I used to be a member of the Police fan club. (the band not the coppers)

4. I was Hambleton Gala Queen in 1981.

5. I once sat on Nick Berry's knee.

Great thread! We are a odd bunch but lovin everyone's interesting facts about themselves. Here's me.

1) I was born in a hospital that didn't offer scans at the time, consequently my mum didn't know she was having twins until I arrived (3 minutes after my brother) poor mum eh- she's still in shock

2) Sean Connery used to be my Grans milkman! (my dad has no resemblance to Sean, but my boyfriends does :) )

3) No matter how much weight I put on my tits remain the same size (under developed)

4) I was once so violently sick, that it actually came out of my ears

5) I don't drink Gin, whisky or vodka after an episode over 12 years ago. I was so paralytic (on above drinks) that I was found in the street clinging to a lamp post and was carried home by a stranger who I apparently puked over before head butting the full length mirror in my bedroom (yes it shattered) before collapsing into bed. I took two weeks to recover

Great thread! We are a odd bunch but lovin everyone's interesting facts about themselves. Here's me.

1) I was born in a hospital that didn't offer scans at the time, consequently my mum didn't know she was having twins until I arrived (3 minutes after my brother) poor mum eh- she's still in shock

2) Sean Connery used to be my Grans milkman! (my dad has no resemblance to Sean, but my boyfriends does :) )

3) No matter how much weight I put on my tits remain the same size (under developed)

4) I was once so violently sick, that it actually came out of my ears

5) I don't drink Gin, whisky or vodka after an episode over 12 years ago. I was so paralytic (on above drinks) that I was found in the street clinging to a lamp post and was carried home by a stranger who I apparently puked over before head butting the full length mirror in my bedroom (yes it shattered) before collapsing into bed. I took two weeks to recover

Bob - you have the most superb facts as a whole - how on Gods earth can you be sick out of your ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

And Sean Connery - yum - but ye Gads your poor mother!!!! I could have got over the fact that I had twins but my daughter being sick out of her ears - no petal that would send me to lah lah land!!!!

Bob - you have the most superb facts as a whole - how on Gods earth can you be sick out of your ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

And Sean Connery - yum - but ye Gads your poor mother!!!! I could have got over the fact that I had twins but my daughter being sick out of her ears - no petal that would send me to lah lah land!!!!
Flip no one belives me when I tell them this and one of Mr Bob's mates who is a doctor reckons it is impossible. But they are my ears and I know that what came out of them had been in my stomach seconds earlier! It trickled right down my cheeks. :sick:

Bob - you have the most superb facts as a whole - how on Gods earth can you be sick out of your ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

You'd be surprised how these things link up. I can't even begin to tell you what came out of my nose once!

1) I regularly got brought home by the police because I used to chat them up until they gave me a lift

2) I've sat next to John Major

3) I set up a dating agency - it failed.

4) No matter how much I eat, I put on very little weight

5) I'm eating a chip buttie.

1. I was a breech birth
2. Front to back things do to tend still I
3. I've met Brad Pitt (and didn't recognise him:blush: )
4. I once called had to call for assistance on the M1 because my headlights had lost power, and a very nice AA man cleaned them for me :blush: :blush:
5. Angelina Jolie stole my body and I want it back. Now.

Just keep an eye out on ITV for the Carling Black Lavel Adverts - the rainy ones!! When one of the guys in the story run into the train staion [actually the Metro in Newcastle] keep an eye out for a tall, soaking wet blonde, with orange boots and a brolly - thats ME!!!!
....I know you was itching for somebody to ask, so I thought I'd do the honours....will keep eyes peeled for them on both BBC One and 2.....

I can't come close to Bobs five but here goes:

1. I met Martin Sheen in a church in the South of France
2. I was too at Victors eviction and got on the telly more than cat (he he )
3. I once did a prachute jump for charity and didn't break my neck (unreal)
4. I was sick in every bin in the High Street after a particularly heavy drinking session with a load of policemen. Then refused entry to the bus to take me home.
5. I hated school so much I would eat my breakfast and then stick my fingers down my throat to vomit as soon as I got to school so they had to send me home.

And thats all folks.

Most of you already know this, but for the newbies: - I once tested sex toys for the Channel 4 programme "Sex Tips for Girls".

Paul Whitehouse (of "Fast Show" fame) once showed me where the ladies was at the BBC Television Centre.

I am either extremely moany/angry or the life and soul of the party - I have no middle ground!

My Mum didn't have me until she was 41 and my Dad was 45!

My idea of a truly romantic meal is fish, chips and mushy peas with a slice of bread and butter at the seaside.

God, all you people are soooo interesting :huh:

Heres some more Bonnie boring facts:-

1) I once PAID to see Freddie Star at the Clilffs Pavillion in Romford (I think it was Romford). What was i thinking :unsure: He spied Bobby Davro in the audience and did naughty things to him with a cucumber !!!

2) I dont like dips ... and cant see why everyone raves over those pringle dipper thingies.

3) I own about 50 coats, and barely any of them have been worn as they are so impractical.

4) Im ****ting myself about starting work next week, although outwardly i am calm.

5) I have lost 2 stone in the last year *huge self appreciating clap on the back for me*

5) I have lost 2 stone in the last year *huge self appreciating clap on the back for me*

Well done Bonza!! :hug:

That really is fantastic!!

Well done Bonza!! :hug:

That really is fantastic!!
*blushes* thanks. I really did need to do something about my ever inflating **** and belly, so just by cutting out some of the bad stuff i have gradually shed the pounds as i HATE diets and dont believe in them. I do feel chuffed, although im still a size 14 :blink:

although im still a size 14 :blink:

Oh, absolutely HUGE then :laugh:

3. I once did a prachute jump for charity and didn't break my neck (unreal)
Wow respect! I would love to do a parachute jump. Definitely on my list of things to do before I'm 40. I've done a bungy- that was awesome but over in 20 seconds

3) I set up a dating agency - it failed.Ooo how interesting Nox!
Why did it fail? but before you answer that, did you try the men out yourself?
(I'm not implying it failed because you tried the men out!:devil: )
What made you want to start a dating agency?

1. I once swallowed a 2pence piece and my dear mama had to check the other end to make sure it had come out.
you make it sound like you are a vending machine! - isn't there a long laborious process in between??

oh i simply dont know what to write after all your guys interesting facts! but here goes:

i hate with a passion animals and insects and other livings things besides humans and plants. heartless i know.

my friends were mean to me very very much last year and i detest them so much now, i wish i spat and rubbed my @rse on one of them's 21st birthday present which she didnt even say thank you for.

i think i deserve to be rich and able to afford all the nice things i see in the shops.

im a student with a debt of about 10k

i agree with that howard guy about cutting donw on asylum seekers

2) Sean Connery used to be my Grans milkman! (my dad has no resemblance to Sean, but my boyfriends does :) )


1. Sean Connery used to also be my dad's bests man mother's milkman - maybe not as good as a direct relative but there you go!!

2. I have appeared on TV giving my youngest daughter a baby massage.

3. My dad's Sergeant Major in the army was Jock Wallace.

4. My grandad has played in band that hosted a dinner where King George VI and Queen Elizabeth (the Queen Mother)

5. I was asked to remove myself and my daughter out of church yesterday by a very rude lady!

and why was that bella? being naughty were you?

and why was that bella? being naughty were you?

No, my behaviour was impeccible, the old lady in question was disgusted that children were allowed into the service. She actually grabbed me by the shoulder and told me to get that awful child of the church that is was disgusting and she couldn't hear. Luckily it isn't my usual church as we had a joint service with two other churches in the area, so I doubt I will be at the next one. Hardly what I call Christian behaviour though............. :sad:

I appreciate her point of view but her attack was quite venomous, Abbie wasn't exactly swinging from the pillars or making too much noise. The Church that I normally attend has young children in the service all the time and everyone is made welcome, so I guess I was a little shocked. The sad thing is, is that the Sunday School at that particular church has hardly no children in it...............I wonder why?

Lets see....5 things about me....

1. I did a parachute jump for charity (would love to do another one too!)

2. I drive a Smart car and I LOVE it

3. I enjoy eating raw potatoes

4. I'm learning to speak Italian

5. I am childfree

No, my behaviour was impeccible, the old lady in question was disgusted that children were allowed into the service. She actually grabbed me by the shoulder and told me to get that awful child of the church that is was disgusting and she couldn't hear. Luckily it isn't my usual church as we had a joint service with two other churches in the area, so I doubt I will be at the next one. Hardly what I call Christian behaviour though............. :sad:

I appreciate her point of view but her attack was quite venomous, Abbie wasn't exactly swinging from the pillars or making too much noise. The Church that I normally attend has young children in the service all the time and everyone is made welcome, so I guess I was a little shocked. The sad thing is, is that the Sunday School at that particular church has hardly no children in it...............I wonder why?
You should have remained her that god said when you are as little children come unto me


What he meant was when you are incontinent dribble a lot have to have your food mashed so you can eat it and can just about remember who you are
its time die and leave the party

You should have remained her that god said when you are as little children come unto me


What he meant was when you are incontinent dribble a lot have to have your food mashed so you can eat it and can just about remember who you are
its time die and leave the party


Are you talking about my daughter or the old lady? :blink: ;)

Are you talking about my daughter or the old lady? :blink: ;)
The moony old cow of course

1)The first, and only, time I sat on a horse the one behind it gave it a nip on the **** and it took off like a hot snot across St Phoenix Park....They found me frozen with fear clung on halfway down the horse's neck some time later. I now have a phsyco symatic allergy to all things horsey........

2) I once met Sting backstage and got tonguetied and went 'belaurgh' at him....

3) If I ever save up money I'm going to Hungry to get all my top teeth capped...

4) If I'd stayed with my first boyfriend until now [we were together for 14 years] we would be celebrating our silver anniversary this year......:ohmy:

5) I've just bought a second hand Punto - she's bright red, the smallest thing I've ever driven, and she's brilliant......

1. I was born with a cleft palate.

2. I can touch my nose with my tongue.

3. I once drank a paratrooper under the table, whiskey for whiskey (still very proud of that one!!).

4. I once stole a book from school, it was Black Beauty, I still feel guilty about it and it was over 30 years ago!

5. I am an underachiever who has never reached her full potential and I'm scared my son will repeat the pattern.

5. I am an underachiever who has never reached her full potential and I'm scared my son will repeat the pattern.

Awww, Dol don't put yourself down, sweetie! If you are an underachiever, God knows what I am! Your son will do you proud no matter what he does! The glass is half full, honey! :)

1. I was once a road sign in a ballet production

2. I'm about to give my piano away cos we dont have the room for it and we never use it. Bit upsetting really though, cos it was mummy's :sad:

3. I very very nearly called my daughter Tuppence

4. I have a 666 birthmark on my left knee

5. I have a 'thing' about forearms

5. I have a 'thing' about forearms

So do I.... Floops :wink2:

4. I have a 666 birthmark on my left knee

now why does this come as no surprise to me! :devil:

now why does this come as no surprise to me! :devil:
I'm hurt Dolores, truly hurt.

So do I.... Floops :wink2:
Do you have a thing about naked men wearing only a hard hat and a toolbelt too. ils?

Or is that just me? :blush:

2. I'm about to give my piano away cos we dont have the room for it and we never use it. Bit upsetting really though, cos it was mummy's :sad:



DON'T DO IT
We have a piano... aquired from next door when we first moved in here...I started taking lessons at the ripe age of 37...had to give up when freddie was born due to time and money. But I pay to keep the piano tuned, middle son is learning the Cello...hoping will move to the piano. Children and adults always exclaim..."ooh a piano" a house with a piano is good.

Don't do it...you will only end up getting another one down the line and deeply regret getting rid of it.

I plead for your piano.

PS Do you play?

Do you have a thing about naked men wearing only a hard hat and a toolbelt too. ils?

Or is that just me? :blush:

No it isn't just you...... floops :)

PS Do you play?
I used to, lots, paino, clarinet, flute etc, went through the whole college mallarkey, but it ended up becoming a chore and I gave it all up. It has to go.

1. Im 5ft 10"
2. I once ate a whole jar of Nutella with a teaspoon whilst watching Celebrity Fit Club last year :laugh:
3. I trod on Boy Georges foot in Selfridges and he gave me the evuls.
4. When I was five, I pushed a liquorice torpedo up my nose and they couldnt get it out at hospital. We had to wait for it to melt. I had black snot running out of my nose for hours - much to my delight - and my mother's annoyance.
5. Since everyone is boasting about their huge knockers :rolleyes: , Id just like to state that Ive got a crackin pair of norks :laugh:

2. I once ate a whole jar of Nutella with a teaspoon whilst watching Celebrity Fit Club last year :laugh:
3. I trod on Boy Georges foot in Selfridges and he gave me the evuls.
4. When I was five, I pushed a liquorice torpedo up my nose and they couldnt get it out at hospital. We had to wait for it to melt. I had black snot running out of my nose for hours - much to my delight - and my mother's annoyance.
:laugh:
....It's great to see you back Pan.....this made me laugh so much.:laugh: - a whole jar?? It's so sweet, I've no idea how you managed it.....

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Originally Posted by floopy

5. I have a 'thing' about forearms

So do I.... Floops :wink2:

and me - David Gilmour has lovely forearms.....so does Mr Q :wub:

Quote:
Originally Posted by floopy

5. I have a 'thing' about forearms



and me - David Gilmour has lovely forearms.....so does Mr Q :wub:

I never noticed until the last meet, that James Stroud has very lovely forearms, I had a job keeping my eyes off them!

I never noticed until the last meet, that James Stroud has very lovely forearms, I had a job keeping my eyes off them!
And a job keeping your hands off something else http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_213.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB)

4. When I was five, I pushed a liquorice torpedo up my nose and they couldnt get it out at hospital. We had to wait for it to melt. I had black snot running out of my nose for hours - much to my delight - and my mother's annoyance.

Pandora, I think I love you :laugh: :laugh::laugh::laugh:

And a job keeping your hands off something else http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_213.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYAXGB)

It was a good job his g/f was there really :laugh:

This popped into my head this morning and I know I have already had 6 points [just coz I is spesh] but I now have 7 points:


but I always squeeze and clench my bum cheeks very tightly when I go over a bridge, most specially when I am sitting down; like in a train or a car. Just in case the bridge collapses and I fall bum first into the water and the water rushes up my bum.

but I always squeeze and clench my bum cheeks very tightly when I go over a bridge, most specially when I am sitting down; like in a train or a car. Just in case the bridge collapses and I fall bum first into the water and the water rushes up my bum.
I think that would be the last of your worries if the bridge collapsed

More like whereas me legs






This is not about me but you reminded me of the time I was on holiday in Spain with my mate John

He is a big bloke and I persuaded him to go on the kamikaze with me it’s a water slide about the height of a block of flats and a shear drop

I went first and then him went and when he hit the water stop at the bottom he hit it so fast that the water was forced up his bum he stood up and kept on running straight for the toilet with his hand on his bum and I had to run after him because I was wetting myself with laughter

Pandora, I think I love you :laugh: :laugh:.............:laugh: :p

the water was forced up his bum he stood up and kept on running straight for the toilet with his hand on his bum
That is EXACTLY why I clench my bum when I go over a bridge!! Your mate shoulda taken notice of old Flipsy!:sick:

I went first and then him went and when he hit the water stop at the bottom he hit it so fast that the water was forced up his bum he stood up and kept on running straight for the toilet with his hand on his bum and I had to run after him because I was wetting myself with laughter
lmao!

this is similar to a story a friend told me about her cousins, they'd gone on those big rubber ring things that are pulled behind speedboats at force and after they got off and were walking along the prom thinking they were the bees knees cos everyone kept looking at them they suddenly realised they had been given impromptu enemas and runny poo was streaming down their legs! :sick: :laugh:


btw - do you notice that all the questionable stories happened about a friend of ours! :huh: :laugh:

lmao!

this is similar to a story a friend told me about her cousins, they'd gone on those big rubber ring things that are pulled behind speedboats at force and after they got off and were walking along the prom thinking they were the bees knees cos everyone kept looking at them they suddenly realised they had been given impromptu enemas and runny poo was streaming down their legs! :sick: :laugh:


btw - do you notice that all the questionable stories happened about a friend of ours! :huh: :laugh:

LOL!!! :laugh: So, Dol are you sure it was a friend of yours or is there something you would like to share with us?!!

One of the funniest things I saw was when we were little and we were on holiday. Me & my sister went on this wheel thing, it was a bit like the wheel you see in hamster's cages, and you had to keep running. My sister fell and was taken up over the curve and promptly landed in a heap. It is a bit hard to describe but it was really funny to me, however it was too funny to my sister as she ended up with huge carpet burns!

Five things about me: hmmmmmm

1. I used to work for Soraya Khashoggi as a nanny in her home.

2. I am very religious.

3. The first night I passed my driving test, I ran over a baby deer and killed it. :sad:

4. I used to be a ballerina.

5. I once got caught shoplifting when I was 12 years old. :blink:

I went first and then him went and when he hit the water stop at the bottom he hit it so fast that the water was forced up his bum he stood up and kept on running straight for the toilet with his hand on his bum and I had to run after him because I was wetting myself with laughter[/color]

LMAO! :laugh: :laugh:

This happend to me the first ever time I went water-skiing. Before skiing, you have to squat down between your skis until you build up enough speed and balance to staned upright, and the first time I did it, I was squatting for about 5 minutes with a high speed jet of water squirting up my **** before I had the confidence to stand upright.

It was, effectively, 5 mintues intense colonic irrigation!

I stood upright, skied confidently for 30 seconds, and then suddenly I KNEW I was gonna crap myself unless I got to a loo very, very soon.

I managed to persude the speedboat driver that it was an emergency and that I had to get back to shore NOW and I only just made it to a hotel loo in time to prevent my bikini bottoms turning an unflattering shade of brown. :blush:

I have water skied many times since, and am still nervous of a repeat episode even now.

1. Sometimes when I laugh, I sound like Sid James.

2. I once was very, very drunk and ****ed in someone's oven...thinking it was a downstairs toilet (it's a long story).

3. I think all sport is a waste of time.

4. Religion...pffft, don't even get me started on that subject!

5. I've just started playing 'World of Warcraft' (Final Beta) and I'm begining to understand why MMORPG's are like Crack Cocaine!

6. Books. Mmmmm, I just love to read.

7. One day, I'd like to give up my current day job and become a photographer or film director.

8. I think next year, I'm going to jump out of a plane. With a bit of luck I may have a parachute too ;) No idea why, but I do have this urge to just DO it!

9. I wish animals could talk.

10. My hair has been slowly going grey since puberty.

2. I once was very, very drunk and ****ed in someone's oven...thinking it was a downstairs toilet (it's a long story).



We all like long stories, so go EXPLAIN!!!! :wink2:

4. Religion...pffft, don't even get me started on that subject!

Now there's a challenge :devil:

1. Sometimes when I laugh, I sound like Sid James.

2. I once was very, very drunk and ****ed in someone's oven...thinking it was a downstairs toilet (it's a long story).

3. I think all sport is a waste of time.

4. Religion...pffft, don't even get me started on that subject!

5. I've just started playing 'World of Warcraft' (Final Beta) and I'm begining to understand why MMORPG's are like Crack Cocaine!

6. Books. Mmmmm, I just love to read.

7. One day, I'd like to give up my current day job and become a photographer or film director.

8. I think next year, I'm going to jump out of a plane. With a bit of luck I may have a parachute too ;) No idea why, but I do have this urge to just DO it!

9. I wish animals could talk.

10. My hair has been slowly going grey since puberty.
11 ) You can't count (five things about you) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/29/29_1_16.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

11 ) You can't count (five things about you) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/29/29_1_16.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)
12 ) I don't always play by the rules ;)

12 ) I don't always play by the rules ;)

13) ooooh you're dangerous .... I like that in a rule breaker! :) :ninja:

~1~ Once cycled all the way from Stockport to Derby with a friend to visit another friend. It was a ridiculous notion and I would highly recommend it to Her Majesty's Prison Service as a form of punishment for notorious criminals. Roads varied from those resembling the back formation of a convoy of gigantic camels, to some that you could have bowled a bowling ball down and been in with a good chance of hitting a "steee-rike!" 11 miles away.....

~2~ Myself, and about seven others entered the Manchester-Blackpool Charity Bike Ride. We were a Mottley-looking bunch, and we all lost one another shortly after we passed by the set of Coronation Street (in other words - just a half-mile into the race). However we somehow (beats me exactly how...) managed to re-group somewhere near Preston - most of us anyway. I almost died only twice so I fared quite well. Other members of our now-scattered gang were not so fortunate - they didn't collapse from exhaustion, but flat tyres and thirst meant that Preston had become a zone of now very audible cursed-swearing and bike-kicking. My nearest brush with death came just outside the Camelot Theme Park as I rolled speedily down a big hill on the approach. It was a very wet surface and my brakes had made the decision to end my life for me. However, I wasn't quite ready to die at this point and I somehow (maybe through God's divine intervention, I'll never know) managed to avoid clattering head-on at great speed into the roadside trees. Re-gaining semi-control I only ended up with a nasty-looking pedal-spikes injury to the ankle area................................
.......................anyway..............we delivered the bomb...............(Robert Shaw - Jaws)

The reward for all this - severe exhaustion. Oh, and we did manage to see the closing stages of the Italia '90 World Cup encounter between Argentina and Brazil inside one of the endless number of arcades that adorn the Blackpool Promenade. For the record, Argentina won. And did we cycle back home?....did we fe*k!, have you gone quite med?? - got a lift back in best mates' dad's oven-like lorry trailer (where we all fell asleep)....fabulous experience, but perhaps another recommendation to Her Majesty's Prison Service.....

~3~ I have hazel-coloured "windows to the soul".

~4~ George Clooney is not a relative of mine.

~5~ I once played Air Guitar for Van Halen. (man!, did we rock!)

~Bonus~ (...always a bonus...) I'm good (very) at tennis, football, pool, and other things.....but only adequate at golf, where I often lose the plot (and several expensive balls) after hole 2, and only re-discover it around hole 16. And I'm crap at roller-skating - but then I began hating them things immediately after my sister made me cry when kicking me in the shin full-pelt with the toe-end.....ouch!! (only marginally less painful than the time when she decided it was a great idea to slam the airing cupboard door while my fingers were inside the hinge....)

Right seeing as Woodstock can't count, I am having my 8th:


Whilst in hospital for a gall bladder complications, and contemperaneously expressing milk for my husband to feed my baby, my milk came out luminous green !!:shocking:

Right seeing as Woodstock can't count, I am having my 8th:

Whilst in hospital for a gall bladder complications, and contemperaneously expressing milk for my husband to feed my baby, my milk came out luminous green !!:shocking:

I once saw you in "V"....

5 uninteresting things about me:
1. I sang, as part of the backing chorus, to Boney M "Rivers of Babylon" on tv. I do not have a great singing voice!
2. I am, so I am told, extremely, extremely messy to live with.
3. One of my best friends is a working psychic. Makes for interesting chats with him.
4. I lived on a remote island, 100 residents, on/off for 3 years. Great experience.
5.Toilet and slapstick humour still gets to me. Never really matured here.

I once saw you in "V"....

What's V Woodstock??

What's V Woodstock??

Oh my god I used to love this programme. It frightened the bejeses out of me but I love it. It used to be on really late...well 10 o'clock, but that was really late for me. It was great....they all had green lizard like babies and stuff......

1. I have 3 boys..11, 9 and 2
2. I love books
3. I love large glitzy mirrors
4. My confirmation name is Theresa
5. I have ulcerated proctisis

5. I have ulcerated proctisis

Don't mean to pry but what is this?

Erm...5 things about me. I'm struggling to find one that's even mildly interesting...let's see....

1) Since we will soon be moving to the wop-wops, I have finally decided to embrace my grey hair and stopped having it dyed last November. I now have blonde and caramel highlights. Everyone else likes it but I'm not keen.

2) I started running before Christmas and could only run for 1 minute (on the treadmill) maximum. I now run 2-3 miles 3 times a week indoors and went out for a run last Friday (with my trainer) and managed 3.8 miles :)

3) I have bad knees!

4) I have a bicornuate uterus, which means that it is heart shaped and has a septum running down the middle of it separating it into two halves.

5) I am planning on learning to fly (helicopters) once we are settled in NZ as there is a flight school in the city we are moving to.

Don't mean to pry but what is this?
this:-
Ulcerative Proctitis
Ulcerative Proctitis: A Subcategory of Ulcerative Colitis
The symptoms of ulcerative colitis, as well as possible complications, will vary depending on the extent of inflammation in the rectum and the colon. Because of this, it is very important for you to know which part of your intestine the disease affects.

One common subcategory of ulcerative colitis is ulcerative proctitis. For approximately 30% of all patients with ulcerative colitis, the illness begins as ulcerative proctitis. In this form of the disease, bowel inflammation is limited to the rectum. Because of its limited extent (usually less than the six inches of the rectum), ulcerative proctitis tends to be a milder form of ulcerative colitis. It is associated with fewer complications and offers a better outlook than more widespread disease

. Unlike more extensive ulcerative colitis, ulcerative proctitis usually is (1) not associated with "extracolonic" manifestations, such as joint complaints, skin rashes, eye disease, and liver disease; (2) not linked with a significantly increased risk of colorectal cancer; and (3) most often successfully treated with medication, rarely requiring surgery. Here are some more facts about ulcerative proctitis:

Who is affected?
For most people, the onset of symptoms occurs between the ages of 20 and 40, but younger and older individuals also may be affected. Males and females are at equal risk.


Symptoms
The most common symptom, affecting 90% of patients, is rectal bleeding, sometimes associated with the passage of rectal mucus. Some people have diarrhea, but constipation may also occur in up to one-third of patients. Another important symptom is tenesmus, an uncomfortable sensation of incomplete evacuation -- "the urge to have a bowel movement, but nothing comes out." Except for the nuisance or inconvenience of these symptoms, most patients feel well.




Treatment
Ulcerative proctitis usually can be managed with topical and/or oral anti- inflammatory medication. The primary goal is to improve and, ideally, to eliminate symptoms. Reducing rectal inflammation, which may persist even after symptoms improve, is also desirable.

In a nut shell.

Would be nice to have a complaint about my ankle or my elbow..but unfortunately mine is about my ****.

Never mind.

this:-
would be nice to have a complaint about my ankle or my elbow..but unfortunately mine is about my ****.

Never mind.

Dont know if it helps but I have crohns disease. I am feeling on particularly sparkly form because I had to take some steroids which give that feeling of ecstasy!!!!

4. My confirmation name is Theresa



I wasn't given a name when I was confirmed!! Is having a confirmation name a Catholic thing only - or did I miss out?

Dont know if it helps but I have crohns disease. I am feeling on particularly sparkly form because I had to take some steroids which give that feeling of ecstasy!!!!
I am having a bit of a flair up now and am going to the docs this pm to pick up my prescription for Predfoam (which dosn't make me fly but it takes away the pain instantly). I was first diagnosed with Crohns after a rather charming examination where a camera was shoved up my **** and a biopsy was taken. But I have readiagnosed myself as my symptons arn't as serious and dibilitating as crohns. I actually got that from a link here funnily enough.

Bottoms up!

:bag:

I wasn't given a name when I was confirmed!! Is having a confirmation name a Catholic thing only - or did I miss out?

Yes you have missed out, prosecute your church post haste.

When I was confirmed, I didn't get a confirmation name either, I'm sure it must be a catholic thing, I'm c of e.

[QUOTE=Andrea]When I was confirmed, I didn't get a confirmation name either, I'm sure it must be a catholic thing, I'm c of e.[/QUO

I didn't realise you got confirmed out side catholisism (see what a good brainwashed catholic I am).

So it must be a catholic thing then - like a bribe really.

So it must be a catholic thing then - like a bribe really

I got a confirmatin name too so it is def a catholic thing...don't know about it being a bribe though cos most of the catholics I know don't go anywhere near a church now......

I chose as my confirmation name Maria Goretti. She was murdered at age 15 by some guy. I have always had an interest in serial killers???!!!! The whole thing of confirmation kinda bothers me because there were no guidelines when I was young.

I chose as my confirmation name Maria Goretti. She was murdered at age 15 by some guy. I have always had an interest in serial killers???!!!! The whole thing of confirmation kinda bothers me because there were no guidelines when I was young.
I just remember going to london and buying my outfit which was a cordroy skirt with white and blue flowers on it and a white shirt with ships on it and a zip up cream cardy.

I can see it clear as day in my head.

My dress sense is still as sharp
:bag:

I remember my confirmation day as well, but we were about 11 years old I think and we all had on white dresses and veils on, looking like miniature brides.

And I'll never forget I got a small bible from the Bishop of Lancaster. Don't ask me why I remember, strange things stay in my head:wacko:

I actually don't know why I wasn't confirmed as I went to a Catholic primary and then a convent school and all my mates were - suppose I must have been off that day. My friend Fiona was confirmed with the name Jacinta - I thought that was terribly exotic at the age of 11.

I was actually confirmed last year by the Bishop of Newcastle and it was a wonderful day - it was C of E - so I didn't get a name, but I did have my photo taken with the Bish. Then he sent me an email - that is just so cool for a Bish.:)

I have never been confirmed .....

I remember my confirmation day as well, but we were about 11 years old I think and we all had on white dresses and veils on, looking like miniature brides.

And I'll never forget I got a small bible from the Bishop of Lancaster. Don't ask me why I remember, strange things stay in my head:wacko:

I wore a white dress on my first communion. I can remember it was a square short sleeved T shaped dress made from my mums infamous "2 seams" stylee (no seams at the top, just a hole cut out). It was made from the best crympolene (sp) and the static I worked up dinxing down that aisle nearly set the church on fire.

Just learned more about Kittencat and Cat after reading the Group Hug thread which was very funny to read. There are a lot of very witty people on this site. I can sit back and laugh at all the antics - great fun!

3. No matter how much weight I lose, my tits are always big




Cow!! :glare: :ranting: :boxing: :gunsmilie :argue:

But I do like you!

5 things about me... lets see . . .http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/Clairefrancis/manga.jpg
1. I am a perfectionist and a cleanliness freak!

2. Unlike Karenh, I fear my breasts will always be quite small

3. I take ages to get ready in the morning and will not go out unless I like what Im wearing

4. It takes a lot for me to get cross, but when I do, I think Im possibly the biggest cow in the world!

5. I regularly ignore my friends phone calls (at least 2 every day in fact) ... Its seriously rude but sometimes I just can't be asked!

3. No matter how much weight I lose, my tits are always bigYeah, me too.


I once had a wart on my thumb which I called Eric. I do miss him.
I cycle to work every day. (Not in my suit.) Sometimes I realise that it's a Sunday/Saturday, and cycle back home, feeling stupid.
My legs are five times more muscular than my arms, and very hairy.
I keep electrocuting myself accidentally, despite the fact that I know a fair amount about electricity and electronics. You'd think that I'd learn.
I am building a mini-greenhouse for my extremely green-fingered wife. (I don't know why her fingers are green, but they haven't turned black yet, so if it's gangrene, it's not too serious.)

1) I started a new job 2 weeks ago ... and i hate it. BUT im trying to stick with it in the vain hope it will get better.

2) I put my hand down the loo this morning to retrieve a hair grip that Mr.B had knocked down there ... and thought he would leave.

3) My bath sponge looks like a hairy animal right now, and should be changed ASAP for a new one. I wish Mr.B was hairless sometimes.

4) For some reason all my knickers are too small at the moment. Im blaming the tumble drier, and NOT my ever inflating ****.

5) I read the 'when was the last time your heart was broken' thread for the first time, and feel very very humble.

I have just read the whole of this thread and you are all so funny, witty, clever, interesting, brave ... lol. Now trying to think of something interesting about myself - errrrrm - lol.

1. My brother used to be the Postman on Eastenders some years ago. (Not the one with the turban)

2. One of my most embarrassing moments was when I was roller-skating along the seafront with my grandson at the ripe old age of 54 when I went over backwards and couldn't move. Was carted off in an ambulance on one of those straight board thingies and the nurses kept looking in the cubicle to see "the roller skating granny" :blush:

3. I worked at the BBC Television Centre in the 60's and had a "fling" with a minor TV celebrity :blush:

4. I am petrified of flying and once went to Spain on a coach. It was a bit like giving birth, agony but worth it in the end. Going again this year and biting the bullet and flying

5. Last year I spent £1,600 having synthetic collagen injected into my wrinkles. I looked like Marge Simpson when I got home and then like I had been hit in the face with a baseball bat for a couple of weeks after. After that had gone down I looked the same as before so I wasted all that money :wacko:

I remember my confirmation day as well, but we were about 11 years old I think and we all had on white dresses and veils on, looking like miniature brides.

me too! I remember walking up the road to church and all the local lads who didn't understand church things were shouting "Are you getting married?" afterwards we went home and all sat in a room with no carpets and deck chairs borrowed from next door. We had fish and chips! It was the first day in our new house. Great timing by my parents :wacko:

on the subject of confirmation days. I too wore a long white dress and veil. We went home after the service and the pipes had burst and the ceiling in our dining room had fallen through so Mum and Dad spent all day clearing that up and we never went out!!!