I'm thinking of going Ebaying (not sure what the verb is!) and so I thought if we had our own Ebay thread for selling and buying it would give me a taste of what goes on!

So, what am I bid for a slightly soiled toilet brush - one careful lady owner.

Any offers? or has anyone else got anything to add to the list?

I've got a few dishclothes for sale, careful lady owner, very little milage, used only a few times, excellent condition, any takers:)

I'm thinking of going Ebaying (not sure what the verb is!) and so I thought if we had our own Ebay thread for selling and buying it would give me a taste of what goes on!

So, what am I bid for a slightly soiled toilet brush - one careful lady owner.

Any offers? or has anyone else got anything to add to the list?

Knowing what I do about your bowel movements I think I'll give this one a miss, Dol! In fact I'm not sure you're being entirely honest. 'Slightly soiled'??

I have a body, quite a few owners, unusual shape, not well maintained and a bit rusty. Anyone interested?

This is an ideal way for me to launch my latest venture....BOTTLED FARTS - supplied by the guys I work with!

Bottled Farts come with a picture of the contributor slapped on the glass so not only do you get the smell to make you stomache churn but also the face!

Any takers? :cool:

at the moment if anyone is selling a dissertation of a 2.1 quality or higher i will take it!!

I can't even spell diseration erm dicertasion...er oh farts in a jar! :ranting:

Can't help ya Kooks sorry..... :(

I'm thinking of crocheting toilet roll holders - they will be in tortoise colours and appearance but with Louis head...I figured I can make these easier than the nodding variety for in the back of cars....now where did I leave my crochet hook? :confused:

A while back I saw that a very popular mail order item in Japan is a pack consisting of a photo of a 'schoolgirl', pair of used knickers, and a bottle of 'her saliva'. Very popular with Japanese businessmen. Just wondering if any of the women here might think of setting up a similar line.

I can send you a sample of the pants I wear to do the housework, plus you can have a genuine sample of an empty box of Asda mince pies I ate earlier, and also some real fluff and bits from under my bed.

Does that do it for you big boy??! :heart:

Well I have a hanky that I keep by the side of the bed for those night time bogies, a comb full of hair and a foot file with some dead skin on. How does that grab anyone?

Well I can't outdo Ceri or Max, but my toenails could do with cutting and I'd be happy to send you the clippings if you are interested?

I only just cut my toenails last night but I threw them in the bin. If only I'd have known:dry:

I have a collection of waxing strips with my hairs on :ohmy: - is that any good ? :wink2:

Max I think your snotty hanky might sell as long as you chuck in a jar of spittle. And you mustn't cheat and send someone else's bogies and flob, it has to be your own.

You could make up a whole new person with the stuff we are giving away! Mind you it'd be a pretty rough looking one :laugh:

Nah forget it Voice it's already been done....just look at Louis Walsh! :laugh:

I have the contents of the bottom of the bath tub after my husband has bathed. This charming collective item is contained in a clear class bottle so all can be viewed floating with a delightfull cork stopper for effect.

anyone?

I think I feel sick!

Please tell me Ebay isn't this revolting!!

I think I feel sick!

Please tell me Ebay isn't this revolting!!

ooh no, its much more classy than here :wink2: .

I am bidding for a charming pair of italian knee lenghth, lace up boots at the moment.

No flotsum there.

I think we should club toghether and buy him:


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5932212274&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

:laugh:

I bidded for Victors socks after I had been to his eviction night (and met him and his family, Dermot and Russell - I was in the studio you know). Backed out at £4.50, I think they went for about £9.

I really really want to buy the toenail bloke. If we did it as a consortium he'd have to send birthday cards to all of us.


That would make me larf

I put in 25p Floops :)

Floops I think I'm gonna be sick! :sad:

If anyone has a drugs test coming up and can do you a clean urine sample!

the toenail bloke got no bids, we could have had him for 99p


Pah :angry: