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View Full Version : Abi Titmus claire 29-01-2005, 10:10 AM ABI Titmuss has been fired by a TV porn channel — over her pay demands. She boobed by asking bosses to lift her fee from £80,000 to £200,000 a year. A source said: “To make matters worse she refused to get her boobs out.” Buzz 29-01-2005, 04:15 PM She is rumoured to be making a 'celebrity' visit to a nightclub in our fair town this week............. I shall obviously be getting myself primped and preened, a visit to the hairdressers, manicurist and make up artist bestest sexy outfit on and be taking myself out to anywhere she ISN'T :boxing: Isis 29-01-2005, 04:16 PM She makes Jordon look classy...... Buzz 29-01-2005, 04:18 PM She makes Jordon look classy...... pond weed makes jordan look classy :wacko: Kittencat 29-01-2005, 04:22 PM I am very rarely bitchy, catty or any other type of animal about anybody, no matter how talent-free. But for Abi Titsout I make an exception. Buzz 29-01-2005, 04:24 PM I am very rarely bitchy, catty or any other type of animal about anybody, no matter how talent-free. But for Abi Titsout I make an exception. good girl.............the woman(loose term) is a pain the ar$e and a national humiliation Kittencat 29-01-2005, 04:26 PM Why thank you Buzz. :D Jodie 'Rottweiler' Marsh is another one that gets my hackles up. ils 29-01-2005, 04:28 PM They are all the same, a disgrace to womankind! Buzz 29-01-2005, 04:29 PM Why thank you Buzz. :D Jodie 'Rottweiler' Marsh is another one that gets my hackles up. Agreed......and whose else whilst we at it. so far: Abi Titsout Jordan Jodie Marsh I would like to add: Leslie (the trout) Ash.....for staying with that ****** Lee Chapman Fiona (suck up to Eamon Homes) Phillips......for sucking up just for starters Kittencat 29-01-2005, 04:34 PM Ooh, ooh this is fun! Abi Titsout Jordan Jodie Marsh Leslie Ash Fiona Phillips.. and... Nadia Almada. (runs to hide from the Portugeezer's fans..:laugh:) Buzz 29-01-2005, 04:35 PM Ooh, ooh this is fun! Abi Titsout Jordan Jodie Marsh Leslie Ash Fiona Phillips.. and... Nadia Almada. (runs to hide from the Portugeezer's fans..:laugh;) ooo yes just thought of another Lisa I'anson - yeughhhhh Woodstock 29-01-2005, 05:07 PM I just want to butt-in and declare my absolute passion for this woman.....she's hot!:ohmy: Kittencat 29-01-2005, 05:08 PM I just want to butt-in and declare my absolute passion for this woman.....she's hot!:ohmy: Oh dear. And you were doing so well.... :laugh: Nox 29-01-2005, 06:11 PM LOL - Well done claire. Googlebot and its cousins are going to enjoy this thread :D Isis 29-01-2005, 06:14 PM Can I add Natalie Appleton please.......for being a whinging whining pain in the ass...... Buzz 30-01-2005, 11:41 AM Can I add Natalie Appleton please.......for being a whinging whining pain in the ass...... you certainly can queenie........any more anyone.??? Buzz 30-01-2005, 11:43 AM I just want to butt-in and declare my absolute passion for this woman.....she's hot!:ohmy: go away and start a poll somewhere, your'e in the wrong thread .......the woman is awful :mad2: Haydon 30-01-2005, 01:51 PM she's still HOT! :) Kittencat 30-01-2005, 02:23 PM she's still HOT! :) Not you as well, Haydon...:laugh: Woodstock 30-01-2005, 08:13 PM Not you as well, Haydon...:laugh: .....there's plenty about her that would keep both Haydon and myself very happy - although I would dismiss any notion of a threesome.......with male bias anyway..... Slipper 31-01-2005, 01:15 PM It would be rude not to......I mean you would wouldn't you.....and you could use mine!!!!!!!!! Cockney 31-01-2005, 01:18 PM Or mine http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_9.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) floopy 31-01-2005, 02:16 PM you don't even know who Abi Titmuss is, do you Cock? Tsk Cockney 31-01-2005, 02:18 PM Er nooooooooooo but she sounds hot....... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_25.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) Isis 01-02-2005, 03:51 PM Ok then chaps - heres a tall order for you (those that think Abi is hot that is!)...... Name 5 things about her that are HOT - and DO NOT include the following as these go without saying.....shes a dirty auld slapper who isnt fussy who she sleeps with as long as she can whore her story to the gutter press........shes got massive boobs....... Cos im afraid I just cant see it myself.......and before you say it, its not cos Im female!!!! Angelina Jolie - HOT!!! Sharon Stone - HOT!!! Gwen Stefani - HOT!!! Abi Titmus - NOT!!!!! Bella 01-02-2005, 04:58 PM You've all missed out the most obvious who is NOT........Ulrika Johnson - a complete pain in the backside. Abi Tittmuss - hard to believe she used to be a nurse...........wonder what her bedside manners were like................ Buzz 01-02-2005, 05:27 PM wonder what her bedside manners were like................ like 38EE probably :devil: Woodstock 01-02-2005, 10:57 PM Name 5 things about her that are HOT - and DO NOT include the following as these go without saying.....shes a dirty auld slapper who isnt fussy who she sleeps with as long as she can whore her story to the gutter press........shes got massive boobs....... ....she's got massive boobs :ohmy: ......she's insatiably sexy.......seductive......cute little ass........willing......oh that's five! Angelina Jolie is hot - you're quite right.. Buzz 02-02-2005, 07:02 AM cute little ass whic she uses to great effect spouting all her bo!!ocks Kittencat 02-02-2005, 07:07 AM Has anyone actually bought that 'Tone and tease' exercise thing she's produced? Classy eh. :laugh: Isis 02-02-2005, 08:17 AM ....she's got massive boobs :ohmy: ......she's insatiably sexy.......seductive......cute little ass........willing......oh that's five! Angelina Jolie is hot - you're quite right.. So if you agree about Angelina how come you cant see it with Titass???? Ahhhhhhhhhh so you really are just shallow then hun!!!!!! (have no fear, you are in good company - im as shallow as ****!) Shes an auld slapper!!!! you wouldnt take it home to meet your ma would ya?!?!? and you wouldnt marry it....... I rest my case! Slipper 03-02-2005, 10:33 AM Shes an auld slapper!!!! you wouldnt take it home to meet your ma would ya?!?!? and you wouldnt marry it....... I rest my case! ........Hang on regina.....who said any thing about getting married or meeting me ma?????????? Agreed....she's a slapper.....But you still would..... In fact she becomes one of the hot tottie brigade that we have a chance with .....precisely because she IS a slapper..... Personally Ms Jolie (or the surname of whoevers arm she's hanging off - it seems to me she puts it about a bit) is a little too up her own **** for me...she has FAR too much attitude and although she falls into the fit category she has issues. It's not that I'm cheap or shallow.........just male!!!!!!!!!!! Isis 03-02-2005, 12:04 PM [QUOTE=Slipper]........Hang on regina.....who said any thing about getting married or meeting me ma?????????? Agreed....she's a slapper.....But you still would..... QUOTE] you can leave my regina out of all this :unsure: :laugh: Must be a man thing then - just goes to show, you dont care where you stick it as long as its moist and warm :sick: :laugh: and its got a pulse.......where as us girls are a little more choooooooooooooosey...........well most of us! survivorfan 03-02-2005, 12:53 PM you dont care where you stick it as long as its moist and warm :sick: :laugh: and its got a pulse ... Are you talking about Slipper's right hand? Cockney 03-02-2005, 01:05 PM Are you talking about Slipper's right hand? Slick ...................... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_55.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) Isis 03-02-2005, 01:07 PM Are you talking about Slipper's right hand? LOL or even a home made apple pie :ohmy: Cockney 03-02-2005, 01:14 PM Home made maybe Mc Donald’s no Isis 03-02-2005, 01:16 PM Home made maybe Mc Donald’s no Eeeeewwwww that made even ME flinch and im a mere girl.........ohhhh thems Maccie D pies are soooooooo hot arent they......imagine going to the ER after an accident with one of them :wacko: :laugh: Slipper 03-02-2005, 02:07 PM Are you talking about Slipper's right hand? Good from something cold and slimey ?! So Fanny....you wouldn't?? No of course not! Oh, and Queenbee......do you lust for nothing or no-one?? I'm sure there's a piece of meat that were it offered you'd greatfully accept or are you soooooo chooooosey that butter wouldn't melt! (reference intended) You don't strike me as the knid of woman who has not surcumed to temptation in the past......or wouldn't in the future!!! Isis 03-02-2005, 03:35 PM Good from something cold and slimey ?! So Fanny....you wouldn't?? No of course not! Oh, and Queenbee......do you lust for nothing or no-one?? I'm sure there's a piece of meat that were it offered you'd greatfully accept or are you soooooo chooooosey that butter wouldn't melt! (reference intended) You don't strike me as the knid of woman who has not surcumed to temptation in the past......or wouldn't in the future!!! Ohhh Slips, I have done my fair share of lusting have no fear.......the mere thought of Johnny Depp brings me over all a bit lusty........mmmmmmmm!!!! I think the thing is, I dont like Abi Titass as a person - from what I have seen and read about her.....shes like Jordan, just when I think I have been a bit harsh on her she opens her big fat gob or does something real ho-ish.... I have this weird thaaaaang going on, once I "get to know" a person (yeah I know I dont know her but you'll get my gist Im sure), even if they were Johnny Depp or Angelina Jolies double, if I didnt like them then I wouldnt find them attractive...... equally if there was someone that initially I didnt think they were attractive, as I get to know what that person is like then I find them attractive....... when I 1st met my mates ex b/f I thought he was drop dead gorgeous - then I dicovered what an arrogant, up himself, tw*t he was and I turn my nose up when my mates say he is fit, I cant see past the fact that hes not a very nice person.....beauty DOES come from within for me! which I guess is why my little sis used to say "you only fancy ugly blokes"... Cockney 03-02-2005, 03:48 PM I am with you on that one Queenie Mind you being a man I would still give it to them just not give them my number afterwards Slipper 03-02-2005, 04:04 PM I am with you on that one Queenie Mind you being a man I would still give it to them just not give them my number afterwards That's the one.....any port in a storm....:laugh: Will say tho' I actually have more time for Jordan than I do for Titmass.....Jordan/Katie P has had a dodgy past but has been calculated in the way she has exploited the media (ok once or twice not too smartly) but at the end of the day I think she is a young woman who ultimately wants to make a life outside of the media and has now come of age and just wants to get on with it...a'la Ulrika/Pammy A etc. Abi is just trying to get on the band wagon and because she is a little bit more of a toff has a bigger impression of her self.....I don't recall Jordan getting caught doing some of the things Abi has done.... claire 08-02-2005, 01:34 PM Well Abi Titmus must be looked up on the web quite a bit. Have you seen how many people have looked at this thread? Just cause it says "Abi Titmus"... They probably typed her name in Google and walla... Everytime I look where each user is looking, a guest is always looking at this thread. tonee 04-04-2005, 07:14 PM I thought I would bring this thread to life again as it appears to be the no.1 thread viewed in the background with the shadow guests. What is so appealing about this woman? I am bemused... Dolores 04-04-2005, 09:16 PM I thought I would bring this thread to life again as it appears to be the no.1 thread viewed in the background with the shadow guests. What is so appealing about this woman? I am bemused... errr going out on a limb here but my guess is as follows..... big tits, attractive face, blonde hair and a willingness to be fondled my almost anyone and photographed whilst being fondled. ....and good luck to her!!!! Isis 05-04-2005, 11:11 AM I thought I would bring this thread to life again as it appears to be the no.1 thread viewed in the background with the shadow guests. What is so appealing about this woman? I am bemused... You are not the only one tonee - I just cant see what it is about her that makes her so popular..............unless..............it just because she is a diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty biatch :w00t: and not that fussy :ohmy: :naughty: Whatever floats yer boat I guess :) Haydon 07-04-2005, 09:16 PM "Abi Titmus" is one of the most searched for terms for UK internet users. Shall we give 'em a little bit of what they are after?..... http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/abi_titmuss/Abi_Titmuss_001.jpg Haydon 07-04-2005, 09:20 PM :pimp: http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/abi_titmuss/Abi_Titmuss_006.jpg Although it seems as though she is a shy girl really... Abi in Topless Shocker (http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1177123,00.html) Andrea 07-04-2005, 09:33 PM Haydon, my husband would like to thankyou for those photo's. His reason for Abi Titmuss being the most searched for term on the internet is, in his own words "Because we men love her" What am I married to :rolleyes: Ghost 29-06-2005, 03:27 PM I'm not a mad fan of Abi Titmus but then again I don't dislike her either. I thought she did OK in Hell's Kitchen but I went off her a bit in CLI. But this article from Computer Weekly about the top ten names for viruses just cracked me up when I read it. :) Move over Britney, and let Bill and Osama in In the celebrity popularity stakes, you might think it unlikely to see über-geek Bill Gates sandwiched between pop warblers Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez. But enter the world of computer viruses named after the rich and famous and it would all make sense. Here you will also see Michael Jackson sitting next to Osama Bin Laden, according to Panda Software’s top 10. Lying fifth and sixth respectively, maybe they could exchange tips on improving their press image. Thankfully, even the spotty oiks who create malicious code consider making a virus in honour of Abi Titmuss beneath them. Cat 01-07-2005, 07:26 PM "Abi Titmus" is one of the most searched for terms for UK internet users. Shall we give 'em a little bit of what they are after?..... http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/abi_titmuss/Abi_Titmuss_001.jpg Its amazing to know what a bit of artistic airbrushing can do isn't it. We have all seen her body in the fleisch now and know it is absolutely nothing like this. She hasn't a bad figure, but the one she has certainly bears no resemblance to this shot. Stupid bint. Blink 07-07-2005, 10:59 AM Yeah, silly cow, nicking a photo of you and slapping her head on it. She should have known we would see it here and rumble her. tonee 23-07-2005, 08:35 PM Just thought I would bring this up for air again. I mean it has been some time since she has been ogled! Ghost 16-08-2005, 01:42 PM Just thought I would bring this up for air again. I mean it has been some time since she has been ogled! Defin time again Toneeee. It said in the Metro today that there is a storm brewing between Abi Titmuss and Jordan. :boxing: Abi said "I am so not like Jordan, well apart from the video thing, I do have a brain and use mine far more than she does". I'm no great Jordan supporter - but I do think she is reasonably intelligent. Jordan wouldn't still be in the press after all this time if she wasn't. Maybe Abi means she has to use her brain more because there is less of it! :naughty: Isis 16-08-2005, 07:05 PM Defin time again Toneeee. It said in the Metro today that there is a storm brewing between Abi Titmuss and Jordan. :boxing: Abi said "I am so not like Jordan, well apart from the video thing, I do have a brain and use mine far more than she does". I'm no great Jordan supporter - but I do think she is reasonably intelligent. Jordan wouldn't still be in the press after all this time if she wasn't. Maybe Abi means she has to use her brain more because there is less of it! :naughty: Have to say, I prefer Jordan to Slaggy Titassssss and Im not that fussed on Jordan as most of you know.............. at least Jordan has a career as a model and isnt famous for sh@gging and taking class a drugs! Haydon 08-12-2005, 05:43 PM It's been some time since this we had an oggle at Abi... http://www.iseekstuff.com/albums/album69/abititmuss48.jpg Bella 08-12-2005, 06:14 PM OMG!!!! No decent girl would be seen in public with a bra & knickers that are not matching! Shame on you Abi!:pooh: Kittencat 08-12-2005, 06:26 PM It's been some time since this we had an oggle at Abi... http://www.iseekstuff.com/albums/album69/abititmuss48.jpg What was that about losing rep points as well as gaining,...? ;) Bonsai 09-12-2005, 09:17 AM Is it me, or does her stomach seem to hang over the waist of her knickers :unsure: Groucho 12-12-2005, 11:14 AM OMG!!!! No decent girl would be seen in public with a bra & knickers that are not matching! Shame on you Abi!:pooh: Quite agree Bella. One of them will have to go! :naughty: Ghost 13-12-2005, 09:06 AM I think it's time we had a change of model. :pimp: After Jenny Frost's triumphant appearance on I'm a Celeb I though we could ogle a picture of her instead :naughty: http://www.anothersite.co.uk/gallery/photos/37/med_1082654897-372.jpg Haydon 13-12-2005, 09:14 AM Ghost - you could be right. Unfortunately, your pic doesn't show. Also I think we should keep this thread just for Abi. Feel free to start a new one just for Jenny! Kittencat 13-12-2005, 09:24 AM Ghost - you could be right. Unfortunately, your pic doesn't show. Also I think we should keep this thread just for Abi. Feel free to start a new one just for Jenny! Does this mean us girls get to post threads on our fave hunks too? :D Haydon 13-12-2005, 09:34 AM You already do/have! I'm about to launch a new Photo gallery feature. You'll be able to post any (well almost) photo you want then. :) Ghost 13-12-2005, 09:40 AM Ghost - you could be right. Unfortunately, your pic doesn't show. Also I think we should keep this thread just for Abi. Feel free to start a new one just for Jenny! Sorry Haydon. I know you put Abi up on a pedestal. I wasn't trying to knock her off - honest :naughty: Rob 23-05-2007, 09:11 PM I wonder if bringing this thread back to life will result in more hits - Are you sure this is still such a good idea Dol? |