For all those things you know you shouldn't be doing, but are.
Explain yourself and be judged by the members of the board as to whether your sin is allowed or not.

Why oh, why.....am I eating again, at this time of night.

My defence is that the bread roll is a fresh one from the bakery and if not eaten tonight it would go to waste as by the morning it would be hard and stale.

I have a question

Is it acceptable to call all your friends’ women’s frontal orifices in the chat room?

And if you do when you are drunk as I am now does it mean you love them

going to bed now love you bye

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_12.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) nite nite

I have a question

Is it acceptable to call all your friends’ women’s frontal orifices in the chat room?

And if you do when you are drunk as I am now does it mean you love them

going to bed now love you bye

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_12.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) nite nite

i should hope positiivevly that you are married to them!

Why oh, why.....am I eating again, at this time of night.



Now that is terrible Andrea!! 12:30pm!! And a bread roll of all things! I hope it was a brown one!

Carbohydrates at night - recipe for disaster! Do you want to end up looking like this?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Clairewebb/Blote_Navel__G_0895.jpg

But who cares anyway? I think you should eat what you like. Thats the only way to live, don't follow the rules because you'll become obsessive and unhappy! :bye:

Now I looked up orifices on google images as I didn't have a clue what orifices meant. This is the pic it came up with? What on earth are they??? They look like yo- yo's - to me!

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:nTCsMtG8N90J:www.machinedesign.com/Content/Issue/10639/orifice1.jpg

Now that is terrible Andrea!! 12:30pm!! And a bread roll of all things! I hope it was a brown one!

Carbohydrates at night - recipe for disaster! Do you want to end up looking like this?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Clairewebb/Blote_Navel__G_0895.jpg

But who cares anyway? I think you should eat what you like. Thats the only way to live, don't follow the rules because you'll become obsessive and unhappy! :bye:

Oh my God. Is that her belly hanging down between her legs??

Btw, claire, an orifice is another word for an opening, especially on the body eg mouth, nostril, bum hole and....well, Im sure you get the picture!

duplicate post

I think we all got THE PICTURE Peej - unfortunately!! :sick:

Oh dear have I made myself look really stupid here??? :p When I read your explanation Peej, I suddenly realised that I did know what that meant. I've heard it said before just not in that connotation.

One of the guys who I work with is now feeling physically sick at having seen that picture! :laugh:

Now is is her gut or could there be a massive hernia issue going on here? :unsure:

I really wish people would ask my permission before snapping me on park benches and then splashing it up on public forums! :mad: :eek:

btw - I'm getting my belly button pierced tomorrow - wait til you see that pic!!! :sick: :laugh:

btw - I'm getting my belly button pierced tomorrow - wait til you see that pic!!! :sick: :laugh:

Good luck Dol - are you good with pain? As it hurts for about 2 months afterwards!

Belly button? :ohmy:

You are braver than me - I've had my lip, nose and ear done in the past and several tattoos - but I've heard the belly button is more painful than anywhere!

(Except possibly the nipple - now I really DON'T get that at all - ouch!)

Belly button? :ohmy:

You are braver than me - I've had my lip, nose and ear done in the past and several tattoos - but I've heard the belly button is more painful than anywhere!

(Except possibly the nipple - now I really DON'T get that at all - ouch!)

To be honest it doesn't really hurt to have it done but it is sore for a while!

I really wish people would ask my permission before snapping me on park benches and then splashing it up on public forums! :mad: :eek:


Dol - you always make me LMFAO! :laugh:

Sheesh though - I've spat red wine over the keyboard now......

I really wish people would ask my permission before snapping me on park benches and then splashing it up on public forums! :mad: :eek:

btw - I'm getting my belly button pierced tomorrow - wait til you see that pic!!! :sick: :laugh:
Dol you have made me laugh out loud twice now in less than 5 minutes.

HURAHH FOR DOL :bye:

Dol you have made me laugh out loud twice now in less than 5 minutes.

HURAHH FOR DOL :bye:
beat that Floopy! pah! in your face!

yeah, so you had a good day - don't give up your day job though :ninja:

yeah, so you had a good day - don't give up your day job though :ninja:

lol! i wont, I know you are the mistress of the bon mot! I doff my cap to you oh great one!!

are you being sarcastic? You are aren't you?

:bag:

Yay, new smilies :kid:

are you being sarcastic? You are aren't you?

:bag:

Yay, new smilies :kid:
I wasn't actually! You know how much I admire you, stop making me declare my admiration in a public place!

now let me try out these new smilies.... :beer:

They are rather fabulous, although :w00t: has yet to make an appearance :argue: