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Isis
16-03-2005, 07:15 PM
:ohmy: Queeenie is going to be gutted !!! Its just been announced that Eastenders Producers have axed the Moon Brothers ! No more Danny and Jake. They are leaving in June apparently.

What on earth is going on in that programme, there is so much upheaval at the moment !


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! !!![B]

WTF???????? Sorry but Phil and Grunt :angry: v Danny and Jake :wub: ????? there is NO competition :wallbash: .........I have altered my allegience with the Moon brothers - Jake is really growing on me.........in a "fancy" type way :naughty:

Ceridwen
17-03-2005, 06:21 PM
SPOILER.............................








You're gonna be devastated............................














The Ferreiras are leaving next week for good. How will we cope....??!! http://www.forosdelweb.com/images/smilies/chillando.gif

Isis
17-03-2005, 08:09 PM
SPOILER.............................








You're gonna be devastated............................














The Ferreiras are leaving next week for good. How will we cope....??!! http://www.forosdelweb.com/images/smilies/chillando.gif


Thank gawd for that!!!!! I actually watched it tonight, cor blimey that Sasha has got a reet pair of lungs on her hasnt she - shes up there with ILS in the cleverage stakes :blink: :laugh:

Bob
17-03-2005, 10:19 PM
I don't like to insult people based on their looks, but(!) Sasha reminds me of a giraffe, it's becasue she is so tall and she seems to lean over.
I'm sure the actress in real life doesn't do this (just in case you're reading)

Pandora
17-03-2005, 11:10 PM
I don't like to insult people based on their looks, but(!) Sasha reminds me of a giraffe, it's becasue she is so tall and she seems to lean over.
I'm sure the actress in real life doesn't do this (just in case you're reading) Mr Pandora calls her "Big Bird" cos she reminds him of that character in Sesame Street.
Why on earth did they pair her with Adi though? They just dont look right lol .....

Critique
18-03-2005, 04:48 PM
:ohmy: Queeenie is going to be gutted !!! Its just been announced that Eastenders Producers have axed the Moon Brothers ! No more Danny and Jake. They are leaving in June apparently.

What on earth is going on in that programme, there is so much upheaval at the moment !

Well I won't miss them - never really took to either of them. I can't see Phil and Grant fitting in anywhere now either. That show is a shambles at the moment isn't it. Is anyone really interested in any of the storylines at the moment?

The Millers - boring
Chrissy/zoe/Sam - boring
Fererras - boring
Ian and Jane - boring
Stacey - boring
............ no I am going to stop there because they're ALL boring!

Isis
19-03-2005, 02:50 PM
I don't like to insult people based on their looks, but(!) Sasha reminds me of a giraffe, it's becasue she is so tall and she seems to lean over.
I'm sure the actress in real life doesn't do this (just in case you're reading)

:laugh: I likened her to a camel last night :shutup: I think the reason she leans over is because Adi is a hobit so she has too :w00t:

Pandora
19-03-2005, 05:01 PM
I likened her to a camel last night I think the reason she leans over is because Adi is a hobit so she has too A camel ! Lol !!!!
What on earth was all that about last night with Billy and Sasha? What was the point of the "quick sh*g with Weasel Mitchell before I leave" storyline? It was hardly worth doing ! :angry:

Personally I cant wait for the awful Ferreira's to leave. Adi with his "kick me, now" puppy dog look, Ash who does nothing, Ronnie who seems to have been sucked into the bermuda triangle, the hideous wet lipped weasel that is Tariq, Kareena with her great big face, rubbish acting and a sudden cocaine habit :blink: - pity Sasha went really, she was the only one in that group that had a bit of get up and go about her. Im sure they could have gone places with her character.
If only they'd take Nana Moon and Stacey Slater with them. Stacey is STILL doing her Artful dodger-cor blimey-ave a banaaaaannaaaa put on accent. Badly. All she ever says is "Oh Unca Charleyyy, it wern my fawwwwlt"
There again, all Little Mo ever says is Alllfayyyyyyyyy or Billayyyyyyyyy or Freddayyyyyyyyyyyy. :unsure:

There was a time when I never used to miss EE, now I can go a week without seeing it.

With Sonia suddenly deciding she would like Chloe to come and live with her and Martin, without a seconds thought for his feelings and all the angst ridden, hand wringing its going to bring, I doubt Ill be tuning in anytime soon either.
Incidentally, whatever possessed Sonia to have a boob job? She now looks about 18 stone. With 10 stone of that being her chest. There was nothing wrong with how she looked before !

Pandora
21-03-2005, 05:29 PM
Little bit of a spoiler coming up ....



























Johnnys young daughter (Ruby) has run away from boarding school and was startled when she saw that her dad had called his new club "Scarlet".

It seems that Johnny's wife and daughter, Scarlet, were killed in a housefire, possibly started by rivals in a gangland feud, which is why Johnny has had to come back to Walford.
Ruby doesnt know about Johnnys mistress/girlfriend.

They mustve liked the colour red, eh, with all this Ruby and Scarlet business. I wonder if Johnnys late wife was called Rose?:blink:

Bonsai
22-03-2005, 08:46 AM
I have a small questions regarding Eastenders. Whose house is Johnny living in ? I assumed it was Pats - but if it is, why has he now got it ? (i missed a few episodes last week).

Also, when are the Ferreiras going ? Will Johnny go balistic about the cars and kill them off ? And as for Sasha sleeping with Billy ..... AS IF :wink2:

Isis
22-03-2005, 10:55 AM
I have a small questions regarding Eastenders. Whose house is Johnny living in ? I assumed it was Pats - but if it is, why has he now got it ? (i missed a few episodes last week).

Also, when are the Ferreiras going ? Will Johnny go balistic about the cars and kill them off ? And as for Sasha sleeping with Billy ..... AS IF :wink2:

Isnt Johnny in Dirty Dens old house - they all moved into the Vic didnt they?

Glad to see the beginning of the end of the Ferrairas - about bluddy time!!!

So is Sam going to move into the Vic and become Chrissies business partner? ........................

SPOILER below (most of you probably know this already).................











I read at the weekend that Kim Metcalf is leaving, and that she will only have a few months working with Babs and Steve McFadden when they return.......I can see her getting a record deal to be honest - she is a far better singer than she is actress :p

Pandora
22-03-2005, 05:51 PM
Isnt Johnny in Dirty Dens old house - they all moved into the Vic didnt they?

Glad to see the beginning of the end of the Ferrairas - about bluddy time!!!

So is Sam going to move into the Vic and become Chrissies business partner? ........................

Johnny is DEFFO living in Dirty Dens old house, and when the Ferreiras have to hand over their business over to him in exchange for "losing" the cars (which Ive no doubt he has arranged to have nicked), he will move his mistress into their flat.

It does look like Sam will go into partnership with Chrissie. Thank God, I cant stand their stupid stand off anymore.

I reckon when Sam leaves EE, she will go into musicals, although it wont pay as much. Expect to see her back then within the year :laugh:

Ceridwen
22-03-2005, 06:23 PM
Only in EastEnders can a whole family just disappear and move away without any money and without worrying about where they're gonna go....

So who bought Dirty Den's old house then? Cos the Watts' just upped and left overnight didn't they? We never heard anything about a sale, and of course with Den missing, no such sale could go through could it?

And is it just me, but is the bird who plays Johnny's bit not that good looking? I can't understand what all the fuss is about!

And what are Walford Police doing exactly? Let us have a look at their recent track record:

Barry gets murdered. The Police can't prove it.
Laura has an accident. The Police arrest Janine for murder, who must still be languishing in custody somewhere, as she doesn't seem to have been tried for the crime.
Melanie skips bail and runs away. The Police don't even bother to look for her.
Phil escapes from prison after Minty pretends to be him. The Police do nothing to Minty, and make only very casual enquiries about Phil.
Den is the mastermind behind the bank heist. The Police do not discover this.
Grunt and Phil nick a load of drugs money and Grunt flees the country. Despite crashing his car in to the Thames, the Police never even realise anything is wrong.
Dirty Den gets murdered. The Police haven't even discovered it yet.
Andy Hunter is killed. After making a few rudimentary enquiries, the Police leave the matter alone.
Paul Trueman is murdered. The Police ask some vague questions of Andy Hunter and then forget all about the matter.
Spencer Moon climbs through a window. The Police are immediately on the scene and he spends a night in the cells.

Well, I don't know about you but I think they really ought to hold an enquiry here - it seems to me the Walford CID are thoroughly inept!!

Isis
22-03-2005, 07:17 PM
the only good thing about tonights episode was watching the Ferrairas go!!!!!

:funky: :funky: :funky:

Dolores
22-03-2005, 08:03 PM
the only good thing about tonights episode was watching the Ferrairas go!!!!!

:funky: :funky: :funky:

gosh and what style they left in! NOT! how silly, they are packed and ready to go in a nano second .... what's that all about! whatever at least we've seen the back of them! But why didn't they take the dozy blonde bint with them?

Is it my imagination or has Sonia bloomed lately? i thought she looked lovely tonight. I know she's had her tits done, but she seems to have come out of her shell in other ways too.

...and as for that Keith and his smelly wife ... why can't they get murdered?!

Spoiler coming up.....
























Apparently it is discovered shortly that Keith is illiterate....you heard it here first. So I suppose we'll all have to feel sorry for him then ... not me I'm afraid!

Isis
22-03-2005, 08:06 PM
gosh and what style they left in! NOT! how silly, they are packed and ready to go in a nano second .... what's that all about!

PATHETIC wasnt it - they obviously live in a different time zone to the rest of us!

The Censor
22-03-2005, 08:32 PM
Apparently it is discovered shortly that Keith is illiterate....you heard it here first. So I suppose we'll all have to feel sorry for him then ... not me I'm afraid!




But we already know this! He couldn't fill in an application form for work because he can't read or write.

Pandora
22-03-2005, 10:17 PM
Spoiler coming up.....


Apparently it is discovered shortly that Keith is illiterate....you heard it here first. So I suppose we'll all have to feel sorry for him then ... not me I'm afraid!

Yeah sorry Dol but we have known for about two weeks that Keith Miller is illiterate. He had a big scene with Rosie where he explained how many times he used to say to the kids that he had lost his specs so he couldnt read their report cards etc.
The lady at the job centre seemed to realise he couldnt read or write; its gone quiet on that front at the moment, but Im sure we will have Keith attending literacy and numeracy classes soon.

mazwad
22-03-2005, 10:37 PM
Bye bye Ferreiras you definitely won't be missed and did Kareena leave all her clothes behind when she made her sudden decision to go with them I thought for one horrible moment she was staying. As to the Walford CID we are always being told how overworked the police are as they don't sem to be able to solve simple car crimes and burglaries I'm not surprised the rest is beyond their capabilities.

Pandora
22-03-2005, 10:56 PM
[QUOTE=mazwad]Bye bye Ferreiras you definitely won't be missed and did Kareena leave all her clothes behind when she made her sudden decision to go with them I thought for one horrible moment she was staying [QUOTE]

Wasnt it totally stupid?
One minute Kareena was staying with her one true love Mickey, the next it was, "oh I cant let them go without me, see you, bye."

And, as you say Mazwad, nothing packed. At all. :blink:

Dolores
23-03-2005, 07:16 AM
Yeah sorry Dol but we have known for about two weeks that Keith Miller is illiterate. He had a big scene with Rosie where he explained how many times he used to say to the kids that he had lost his specs so he couldnt read their report cards etc.
The lady at the job centre seemed to realise he couldnt read or write; its gone quiet on that front at the moment, but Im sure we will have Keith attending literacy and numeracy classes soon.

d'oh! :blush: how embarrassed am I?! ... not very actually! I don't care whether he can read or write, but the least he can do is shave!

literacy and numeracy classes eh! Looks like the story lines are really perking up dont they! :sleepy:

tigger
23-03-2005, 08:55 AM
I am just dreading the 'Chloe' storyline. *Yawn*. How many times are EE going to rehash this? zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Bonsai
23-03-2005, 12:27 PM
I am just dreading the 'Chloe' storyline. *Yawn*. How many times are EE going to rehash this? zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Totally agree. Its boring, boring, boring. I really DONT CARE about Sonia and Martin. They send me to sleep at the best of times. And i think i would of slapped Pauline half a dozen times by now if i were living with her :devil:

Im glad the Ferrerias have gone too, and as others have said - why didnt Karena take any knickers with her :sick:

And whats happened to derek ? He seems to have dissapeared.

I wish they would get rid of Stacey as she seriously winds me up. Why doesnt she go to school ? I thought she was only 15 :unsure:

Isis
23-03-2005, 12:27 PM
I am just dreading the 'Chloe' storyline. *Yawn*. How many times are EE going to rehash this? zzzzzzzzzzzzz


Oh dont Tiggs.......I can see me turning EE off again as well as Corrie :sleepy:

Mind you, its amazing what little gems you find hidden in the TV schedule which you would normally miss cos of the soapland dross we persecute ourselves with!!!!!

As for Karinna leaving without her clothes and makeup, it AINT gonna happen is it......

Scriptwriters you really must have the GBP down as a bunch of brain dead muppets - and sometimes I think I am, because I sit and watch this drivel........

I like soaps to have humour in them...... Terry and Irene were my favourite characters in EE and Roberta whatsit is acting her socks off in The Bill now....

and we have the delights of Phil Mitchell back in the Square - BORING!!!!!!! with his big red "im heart attack material" head on him! grunting and growling at everything in sight......

I just hope the scriptwriters dont insult our intelligence further by having him up against Johnny Allen and Phil winning, cos that just wouldnt happen in RL - Johnny Allen is, as last, a proper East End Gangster - like they were in the old days.....he would have Phil Mitchell propping up a bridge on the M25 just like that if he crossed him :devil: now surely THATS the way forward :shock: :laugh:

The Censor
23-03-2005, 12:55 PM
To be honest, the best of EE is Dot and Jim, those two are brilliant for the laughs and the tears, the Truemans are OK too. The rest could do with being chucked over a bridge! :bored:

Isis
23-03-2005, 12:58 PM
To be honest, the best of EE is Dot and Jim, those two are brilliant for the laughs and the tears, the Truemans are OK too. The rest could do with being chucked over a bridge! :bored:

They could do SO much comedy with these 4 couldnt they......and Im sure they would get more veiwers if they lightened it up a bit - jeeeze, we all have enough hassle in RL, we want to escape it when we watch the telly, not be depressed :mad2:

Bonsai
23-03-2005, 02:15 PM
They could do SO much comedy with these 4 couldnt they......and Im sure they would get more veiwers if they lightened it up a bit - jeeeze, we all have enough hassle in RL, we want to escape it when we watch the telly, not be depressed :mad2:

That doesnt bother me to be honest. I dont mind revelling in other peoples depression :blink: And i dont think humour would help. I mean, look at those two pillocks who have joined the factory workers in Corrie. Gimme a break :mad2: They irritate the life out of me.

I just think they need some decent storylines, and some new faces.

Hugh Jaas
23-03-2005, 03:36 PM
Gotta love Jonny Allen though, plus when Dennis is back he ain't bad either!

What's with the Mitchell's return? Apparently both Grant and Phil are set to return.

Isis
23-03-2005, 03:56 PM
Gotta love Jonny Allen though, plus when Dennis is back he ain't bad either!

What's with the Mitchell's return? Apparently both Grant and Phil are set to return.

I hope you mean young Dennis Hugh :unsure:

And as for Grant, I read an interview Ross Kemp did a week or so ago, and he has no plans to go back so far, he is doing another series of Ultimate Force (which he is great in!!!) and has a couple of other projects lined up, although if they have to bring back one of them I would prefer Grant to Phil :sick:

Pandora
23-03-2005, 05:02 PM
Gotta love Jonny Allen though, plus when Dennis is back he ain't bad either!

What's with the Mitchell's return? Apparently both Grant and Phil are set to return. The guy that plays Johnny Allen is superb. He makes Andy Hunters rubbish gangster look, well rubbish lol ..... Johnny Allen is all smooth, charming and polite - but is a right evil git, and its played to perfection by Billy Murray.

Ive read that Grunt was due to come back - the beeb offered him mega bucks - £500,000 for a years contract (and hard graft) and so ITV upped the ante by offering him the same money to make a 8 episodes of Ultimate Force, which means half the work for the same money - you can guess which offer he took :laugh: .
Phil the beetroot headed hard man is apparently only in two episodes before the Police "pounce".... which means he will be swanning around in broad daylight until someone (Ian :blink: I bet), grasses him up.

claire
24-03-2005, 07:35 PM
Does anybody know that they're getting rid of Danny and Jake? :unsure: Don't know why?? They're great - especially Jake.

Pandora
25-03-2005, 08:36 AM
Does anybody know that they're getting rid of Danny and Jake? :unsure: Don't know why?? They're great - especially Jake. Not sure how they are going, but it apparently happens end of May/beginning of June. There has been such a kerfuffle from the fans of EE though, they have now softened the blow a little and said that "the door will be left open" .......

Instead of getting rid of them, they should get rid of Stacey Slater, although I reckon there will be a vendetta brewing between her and Demi Miller soon.... i

Pandora
28-03-2005, 11:08 PM
Anyone noticed the scripts have suddenly improved a little? Small touches of comedy appearing? Stacey Slater actually being forced to act a bit? Its improving folks. Danny Moon said tonight, "Who? that Stacey, the Bride of Chucky?" :laugh: .... we have also had one or two "bleedin's" creeping into Alfie's dialogue, which makes it more realistic. I mean, nearly everyone says bloody dont they, except in Albert Square lol. Even Stacey took it to new levels the other day when she said, "Oh, go and poke yerself....." :laugh: and "Id rather wet meself than use your karzeeeh" ...... Okay, its not shakespeare, but there IS a touch more realism in the soap these days.

But, can someone tell me why Keith hasnt got a job yet? You dont need to be able to read or write to be a labourer, or a street cleaner. I presume he can count and recognise money? So why doesnt he help out at a market stall?:bored:

tigger
29-03-2005, 10:02 AM
And why didn't he give out the leaflets. He didn't need to be able to read them to do that.

I'm going to go against the grain here and say that I actually do like Stacy and I am really enjoying that storyline.

One thing that is bugging me, is that I don't think Eastenders are doing a lot to persuade people to dog in those that are committing benefit fraud.

Pandora
29-03-2005, 11:43 PM
Oh I dunno. If I had a Keith Miller living near me, lying about in bed while I was getting up in the cold and dark to go to work first thing in a morning, Id find a way to dob him in !! And balls to people like Big Mo, shouting, "oi, grrrrrrahhhhhhssssssssssss", Id give her a poke on the snout lol.....

Staceys acting has improved but I think its the scripts that are better, therefore Im liking her more.

Can anyone tell me, is Jonny Allan renting Dens old house? If not - when did he buy it? Where were the estate agents, solicitors, signing of contracts and six week waits that us mere mortals have to go through??? :unsure:

And wow at sonias acting tonight - she really did give you the impression that she was teetering on the edge when she thought Martin wasnt going to go along with her plan to see Chloe for one last time. She is superb. I just wish the wardrobe people at EE would take pity on her and give her some flattering clothes to wear...

Dolores
30-03-2005, 07:44 AM
I quite like Stacey too ... it's just that sometimes she reminds me of a recycled Janine. I think they could make her a more rounded character by having a nicer side or at least one that's got some friends! I worry that they are going to use the character to depict teenage suicide, which would be a shame as Stacey could potentially become a much better character


However in the case of Katie on Corrie I condone teenage suicide ....anything to get her off our screens!

Bonsai
30-03-2005, 10:04 AM
Im enjoying Eastenders again, now that the boring Chrissie / Sam / Zoe storyline is over. That was really tiresome, and the acting appalling (apart from Chrissie who was ok).

Im not a fan of Stacey, but she might grow on me if she continues to show her sensitive side occasionally. I think it helps that the character is becoming a little more two dimensional, and isnt just evil 100% of the time.

The Martin and Sonia storyline bores the pants off me im afraid. I really couldnt give a knats fart if she reunites with Chloe / Rebecca or whatever she is called.

Im just waiting with baited breath for Kat is return, and see Little Mo muscling in on her Alfie. She is filming now, so she should be on our screens fairly soon. I love Kat, and think she is a brilliant character. Its a good job she came back to the square and didnt quit to be a full time mum. Eastenders needs fruity colourful characters like her. And Alfie needs her too - they make a good pair.

As for the Brothers Grimm, im really suprised they have been given the chop already. I really took to them.

Isis
30-03-2005, 10:28 AM
I am really starting to enjoy EE again now, I have even sniggered a couple of times recently!

I am gutted they are getting rid of the Moon brothers - keep them and get shot of the Beales or Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauline Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaawlaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Oh and dont bother bringing Beetroot head back either!

Sonia is irritating me, so if this is gonna be a big storyline, I will have to boycot.......(I havent watched Corrie for nearly 2 weeks now - I cant BEAR to watch the snivelling Harris's so hurry up and get the dirty deed over with or 'fess up Katie - you are doing my head in with all that shaking and trembling andsnot!)

Dolores
30-03-2005, 01:19 PM
who's beetroot head? you're not referring to Phil Mitchell by any chance Queeenie! i always had the hots for Phil in the early days so I hope he's come back in better shape than he left in.


Didn't know the moon brothers were going ...can they take nana moon, alfie and the terminally irritatingly boring Little Mo with them, please!

Hugh Jaas
30-03-2005, 01:20 PM
CAN'T stand Sonia at the moment, I hate it when she sticks out her lower jaw when she really means what she is saying!

Look out for that bottom jaw, her lower teeth are coming to get you! :ninja:

Dolores
30-03-2005, 01:21 PM
Look out for that bottom jaw, her lower teeth are coming to get you! :ninja:

it's not the jaw i worry about Hugh - it's that heaving bosom!

Hugh Jaas
30-03-2005, 01:23 PM
Hahahahaha!

It is a worrying site, isn't it! I just can't take her seriously! It's like when you are at school and the teacher who can't control a remote control tries to shout at you, and you just can't help but laugh! lol

tigger
30-03-2005, 03:16 PM
Chloe/Rebecca storyline is so boring and so overdone. And as for Sonia's boobs, are they a funny shape, or is it just me?

I missed last night due to having a life sometimes, could someone fill me in please? :unsure:

Pandora
30-03-2005, 04:57 PM
Chloe/Rebecca storyline is so boring and so overdone. And as for Sonia's boobs, are they a funny shape, or is it just me?

I missed last night due to having a life sometimes, could someone fill me in please? :unsure: Well I havent really noticed the boobs being a funny shape. I did notice that shes banged on a load of weight while shes been gone from the soap though, all on her hips too, so its a good job shes got those bosoms to even her out a bit.

The Chloe/Rebecca storyline is yawnsome, I agree. Its been done before and no doubt when all this kerfuffle is over and done with, the storyline will crop up again in about three years in the vain hope we've forgotten we have seen it all before.
Im still annoyed that Rosie hasnt sussed that the useless Keith doesnt need to know how to read or write to be a labourer or be a Pot Man at The Queen Vic. Im sure he could do something to earn a bit of spare cash ....

As for Little Mo becoming the village idiot as soon as she gets into a three yard range of Alfie - grrrrrrrrrrrrr! She is so aggravating. And has she forgotten that he is married to her sister (estranged or not). For Gods sake.

Critique
31-03-2005, 03:14 PM
I have to go against the grain here because I can't stand the Moonies and I like the Sonia/Martin/Chloe storyline except that they are doing it to death as usual. It's Martin's "angst" that is getting on my nerves most. For a bloke with a reasonably nice face he can look really scary at times. Are they going to get the kiddy back? I would guess that grandma is going to get suddenly too ill to look after her.

Little Mo and Alfie - yuk

Stacey - still boring

Bonus - Nigel Harman is coming back in June - hoooray. Don't care about his storylines - he is just eye candy :)

Critique
04-04-2005, 08:27 PM
Did I hear right? Was Pat referring to that dog as "she". I thought it's name was Terence? Didn't Janine name it after Terry who gave it to her? Hmmmm... maybe I've missed something. I won't be losing any sleep over it but if anyone can put me straight I'd appreciate it.

waylander
04-04-2005, 08:29 PM
You didn't hear wrong the dog is called terrence and it is a lady dog, i don't understand why but it is true :wacko:

Dolores
04-04-2005, 09:15 PM
Did I hear right? Was Pat referring to that dog as "she". I thought it's name was Terence? Didn't Janine name it after Terry who gave it to her? Hmmmm... maybe I've missed something. I won't be losing any sleep over it but if anyone can put me straight I'd appreciate it.

yessss! it was named after the wonderful Terry .... who I miss and the even more wonderful Irene ... who I miss even more! sigh! those were the days!

Critique
04-04-2005, 10:07 PM
How odd, I definitely remember Janine naming him/her but don't remember any discussion about whether it was male or female.

I wasn't all the keen on Terry and Irene at the time but compared to the Millers ... well bring them back any day. Irene's doing well in The Bill though. Haven't seen Terry in anything since he left EE.

Bob
04-04-2005, 10:12 PM
Yeah Terrance is definitely a she, but Janine had got it into her head that she wanted to name her after Terry!

Oh BTW I had a spooks fest at the weekend and Ronnie from the fereras was a Turkish terrorist :laugh: I don't remember seeing him in anything else ever, but there he was series 1!

Isis
05-04-2005, 11:25 AM
Yeah Terrance is definitely a she, but Janine had got it into her head that she wanted to name her after Terry!

Oh BTW I had a spooks fest at the weekend and Ronnie from the fereras was a Turkish terrorist :laugh: I don't remember seeing him in anything else ever, but there he was series 1!

I dont think they realised the dog was a girl till long after it was named.......

:laugh: at Ronnie in Spooks - we watched this episode about a year ago and chuckled at it.......

Stacey Slater is growing on me, I hope that she stops having all the bother and can perhaps be a normal teenager with Ruby - there is enough that goes on in a 16 year olds life without having to scrape the Janine barrel further!

And finally.....the priceless comment from Keith Miller to Ian Beale in the Vic last night - when Keith called Ian "Beale Gates" that made me roar laughing!

Critique
05-04-2005, 12:21 PM
And finally.....the priceless comment from Keith Miller to Ian Beale in the Vic last night - when Keith called Ian "Beale Gates" that made me roar laughing!

As you say - priceless - lol. I just wish Keith didn't look quote so unsavoury - he really puts me off my food (good dieting aid I suppose). I know it would be out of character but if they could just clean him up a wee bit I might find him quite watchable. Maybe when he has learned to read (as he is surely going to do) he will have a bit more self-esteem and smarten up a bit - I look forward to it ;)

Isis
05-04-2005, 12:29 PM
As you say - priceless - lol. I just wish Keith didn't look quote so unsavoury - he really puts me off my food (good dieting aid I suppose). I know it would be out of character but if they could just clean him up a wee bit I might find him quite watchable. Maybe when he has learned to read (as he is surely going to do) he will have a bit more self-esteem and smarten up a bit - I look forward to it ;)

I know what you mean Critique - he looks like he has never seen a bar of soap let alone the bath :sick: I have to say, I couldnt STAND the Millers at 1st, but they are really growing on me now, I hope Keith gets a job soon, it makes me sad to see Rosie grafting like she does to put food on the table, kinda makes me think thats how I would have been if I had stayed with the chap I was going to marry :wacko:

Pandora
06-04-2005, 05:48 PM
I know what you mean Critique - he looks like he has never seen a bar of soap let alone the bath :sick: I have to say, I couldnt STAND the Millers at 1st, but they are really growing on me now, I hope Keith gets a job soon, it makes me sad to see Rosie grafting like she does to put food on the table, kinda makes me think thats how I would have been if I had stayed with the chap I was going to marry :wacko: Why doesnt he get a job labouring on a building site? His back is fine, and you dont need to read and write to do it. Or a job on one of the market stalls? He can recognise money and give change.... etc.
Id love to see "Keith" at an Awards do, as I praying he doesnt look so dirty, ruddy faced and unshaven in real life .... and please God let that be a wig he is wearing :blink:

Dolores
10-04-2005, 06:33 PM
What's with Jonny and his gangster's moll (I don't even know the character's name). Why all the subterfuge, neither of them is married why shouldn't they enjoy a more open relationship? It's annoying me greatly!

mazwad
10-04-2005, 07:21 PM
Just yet another limp story line as is the one with Nana moon hurting herself and Alfie going off to visit Spencer there seems to be no point in that at all.

Pandora
10-04-2005, 11:54 PM
What's with Jonny and his gangster's moll (I don't even know the character's name). Why all the subterfuge, neither of them is married why shouldn't they enjoy a more open relationship? It's annoying me greatly! She is a terrible actress, its a crap storyline and borrrrrrrrrrring.... and I cant quite see why all the lads in the Square stopped in their tracks when they laid eyes on her... she's nowt to look at!

Just yet another limp story line as is the one with Nana moon hurting herself and Alfie going off to visit Spencer there seems to be no point in that at all. Godddddddddddddd! If we have ONE more limp, uncalled for, totally stupid storyline involving Nana bloody Moon, I will scream ! The actress herself must be gagging for some decent lines which require her to do more than whine "awwww Alfffffayyyyyyyyyyy" while batting her eyelids.

They really need to weed some of the chaff out of EE, starting with Nana, Gary, Big Mo, Charlie Slater, Sam Mitchell and Gus (what the hell does he do? he is worse than Nana for zero storylines!)

Pandora
14-04-2005, 05:59 PM
Now I dont want anyone getting excited. Im about to tell you that there is a huge storyline about to break in Eastenders on Friday.

Brace yourselves.......








Apparently - Martin is angered when he finds out that the MinuteMart is stocking fruit!! (I'll shut up now, I dont want to spoil the excitement for you all) :shutup:

Andrea
15-04-2005, 09:47 AM
OMG Pan, I haven't watched this for ages, but with that humdinger of a story line I can't miss it :shutup:

dab
15-04-2005, 11:36 AM
I have a spoiler......


























Phil comes back next week. He's on the run. The police are seaching for him everywhere. He rings his old house and gets Pat's answer machine :blink: then rings the Vic, expecting to hear Sam, and gets Chrissie's answer machine :blink: and he's lurching around avoiding the federales and desperate for money. So he breaks into Ian's house and beats him up. Well, sounds fair enough to me. Anyway, he's only in for two episodes but they're alleged to be rivetting. He's caught and banged up again, but will come back properly in the summer.

And breathe...

Andrea
15-04-2005, 01:22 PM
So he breaks into Ian's house and beats him up. Well, sounds fair enough to me.

:laugh:
Sounds fair enough to me too, that Ian needs a bit of a kick up the ar$e :laugh:

Bob
15-04-2005, 05:51 PM
She is a terrible actress, its a crap storyline and borrrrrrrrrrring.... and I cant quite see why all the lads in the Square stopped in their tracks when they laid eyes on her... she's nowt to look at!


Your joking think she is stunning! Isn't she suppsoed to be 40? I hope I have that figure when I'm 40 (I've never looked like that -so not likely!)
Agree though, the story line is pants.
Why all the sneaking around, Jonny is kidding himself if he thinks he's protecting Ruby, he can't wait to get rid of her most of the time and doesn't seem interested in a word she says. I'm sure she'd accept his bit on the side if only he'd give the poor lass a hug every so often.

It's old Ma Harris that is getting on my boobs, FFS, get rid of her, it's not funny to see her sexually harrassing poor old mintie, it's vomit inducing. :sick: Did you see her sliding her feet between his legs. Oh puke puke puke :sick:

Dolores
15-04-2005, 05:58 PM
Your joking think she is stunning! Isn't she suppsoed to be 40? I hope I have that figure when I'm 40 (I've never looked like that -so not likely!)


she does have a nice figure, but I think she is odd looking - don't you think her eyes are too far apart?!

Ceridwen
15-04-2005, 06:10 PM
I think she looks like ET.

Pandora
17-04-2005, 12:18 AM
she does have a nice figure, but I think she is odd looking - don't you think her eyes are too far apart?!

Thanks girls, yep she is weird looking and sorry but shes far too thin !!! she's got a Deirdre neck for gods sake !

I think she looks like ET. PMSL :laugh:

Bob
18-04-2005, 09:45 PM
Blimey the beetroot's back!

I bet he's wondering what Pat and Billy are doing in his house :laugh:

Dolores
18-04-2005, 10:19 PM
Blimey the beetroot's back!

I bet he's wondering what Pat and Billy are doing in his house :laugh:

his fat little fingers on the in-car phone filled the screen didn't they! I didn't watch it all, but I assume he's shown his fat little face too? or maybe we have to wait till tomorrow for that pleasure.

Andrea
18-04-2005, 10:44 PM
Has he beaten Ian Beale up yet :boxing:
I was watching it (first time in ages) then stupid husband of mine wanted some help to put a gate up :wacko:

Critique
18-04-2005, 11:03 PM
Has he beaten Ian Beale up yet :boxing:
I was watching it (first time in ages) then stupid husband of mine wanted some help to put a gate up :wacko:

Naaah - he just turned up through the back door of Pat and Billy's place. Billy was in the kitchen, turned round and he was standing there, "Hello Billy" cue the music, boom boom, dah dah dah dah dah, dah dah ...

Dolores
19-04-2005, 07:14 AM
Naaah - he just turned up through the back door of Pat and Billy's place. Billy was in the kitchen, turned round and he was standing there, "Hello Billy" cue the music, boom boom, dah dah dah dah dah, dah dah ...


now if the writers had any sense of humour they would have had him saying: "'ello princess" !!! :laugh:

Bonsai
19-04-2005, 09:43 AM
now if the writers had any sense of humour they would have had him saying: "'ello princess" !!! :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Classic :laugh:

The Censor
19-04-2005, 09:45 AM
now if the writers had any sense of humour they would have had him saying: "'ello princess" !!! :laugh:

******, I had a face mask on when I read that! :angry:

Totters off to bathroom with face crumbling all over the place! :cry:

Bonsai
19-04-2005, 09:55 AM
Did anyone else notice that when Chrissie poured Pat a G&T the glass was already full ? She put the glass up to the optics, and it was full of the tonic and lemon slices. Cor ..... i hope she stirred it after shoving the gin in :unsure:

tigger
19-04-2005, 11:53 AM
And did anyone notice how long it took Pat to fluff out that cigarette in the pub? :unsure:

Pandora
19-04-2005, 01:37 PM
his fat little fingers on the in-car phone filled the screen didn't they! I didn't watch it all, but I assume he's shown his fat little face too? or maybe we have to wait till tomorrow for that pleasure. :laugh: They were like podgy sausages werent they?

Apparently he is back with a vengeance tonight, demanding money from all and sundry.
Trouble is - didnt Dirty Den give Phil £200,000 in a carrier bag to sling his hook? Whats he supposed to have done with that then? Even I couldnt go through two hundred grand that fast ! :unsure:

dab
19-04-2005, 07:01 PM
:laugh: Can't wait to see how Ian deals with Phil's return to the Square in the summer.

Critique
19-04-2005, 07:49 PM
:laugh: They were like podgy sausages werent they?

Apparently he is back with a vengeance tonight, demanding money from all and sundry.
Trouble is - didnt Dirty Den give Phil £200,000 in a carrier bag to sling his hook? Whats he supposed to have done with that then? Even I couldnt go through two hundred grand that fast ! :unsure:

Didn't Den and Marcus - the dodgy solicitor stitch Phil up?

Bob
19-04-2005, 09:16 PM
So is that it then?
I thought at least Phil might have been around long enough to see what a balls up Sam made of everythng and to find out Den is buried in the Vic.
Unless he escapes again, we aint gonna see him again are we? :bored:
I see now why they call Ian Beale the squeal. Could his voice get any more high pitched :laugh:

Pandora
19-04-2005, 10:12 PM
Didn't Den and Marcus - the dodgy solicitor stitch Phil up?

No, Den and Marcus the dodgy solicitor stitched Samantha Mitchell up between them - conning her out of the Queen Vic and a load of money.

Long before all that, after Phil escaped from custody, he turned up at Angie's Den, on the run, his arm in a filthy sling, gunning (literally) for Den Watts. Den gave Phil £200,000 that he had nicked from the warehouse raid (remember Den ran off with a holdall full of money after leaving Phil trapped). Phil took the money and slung his hook, however he is now back and is skint for some reason.


So is that it then?
I thought at least Phil might have been around long enough to see what a balls up Sam made of everythng and to find out Den is buried in the Vic.
Unless he escapes again, we aint gonna see him again are we? :bored:
I see now why they call Ian Beale the squeal. Could his voice get any more high pitched

According to Steve McFadden who plays Phil Mitchell, he returns to the soap for good in the Autumn ! So somewhere along the line, Phil gets off with the warehouse armed robbery, escaping from custody and being on the run, demanding money with menaces and assaulting a number of coppers ! The mind boggles !

Beale the Squeal's face will be a picture though when he realises his squealing has come to nought ... lol.

Phil made me laugh tonight when he was in his old house and switched on THE most tasteless lamp, paused, looked at it and said, "Never let Pat Butchaahh into yer 'owse....." :laugh:

Incidentally - I hope the gutter press are going to make much of the fact that the bearded beetroot has put on about three stone and could barely run. After all, they practically crucified Jesse Wallace for doing the same. :mad2: Dont hold yer breath though....:rolleyes:

Andrea
19-04-2005, 10:34 PM
Missed Phil's return tonight cause bleedin hubby wanted help with the gate again :wacko:
But I heard on the radio today that apparently Grant Mitchell is coming back to the square. Don't know if it was a wind up or not?

Critique
19-04-2005, 11:17 PM
Missed Phil's return tonight cause bleedin hubby wanted help with the gate again :wacko:
But I heard on the radio today that apparently Grant Mitchell is coming back to the square. Don't know if it was a wind up or not?

Yeah I heard that too Andrea, Grant, Phil and Peggy all coming back to try and boost the ratings.

Honestly, tonight's episode just beggered belief. Billy, having just seen the cops going door to door goes bursting into Pat's waving a fist full of money.

Phil trusts Squeale, after he punched him in the face and shoved his head down the lav.

I thought it was very boring and I felt quite breathless watching Phil trying to run :laugh:

Dolores
20-04-2005, 12:34 AM
Phil trusts Squeale, after he punched him in the face and shoved his head down the lav.

I thought it was very boring and I felt quite breathless watching Phil trying to run :laugh:

I might sound wimpy but I turned it over when he shoved Ian's head down the toilet cos I didn't want my son watching it and also cos I thought it was a really really really stupid episode!

Pandora Quote: According to Steve McFadden who plays Phil Mitchell, he returns to the soap for good in the Autumn ! So somewhere along the line, Phil gets off with the warehouse armed robbery, escaping from custody and being on the run, demanding money with menaces and assaulting a number of coppers ! The mind boggles !


It does indeed, it does indeed! actually it's probably quite true to life ... he probably gets off on a technicality cos the policeman put "Lardy Boy" on his charge sheet!! :laugh:

Crystal Lights
28-04-2005, 10:50 AM
Okay having watched another boring episode of Eastenders (there was nothing else on ) on Tuesday I have to rant!!

Am I the only one here who could not give a bloody monkey’s two bit damn about whether Ruby and Jonny’s Bird EVER get to meet.

Seriously not only is this the most ridiculous boring storyline – it seems to take up about 20 minutes of each episode its been going on for about a month!!!

Ruby is a wet as a dogs dinner and Jonny’s Bird is just a poor mans Frankie from Corrie!!

And the latest storyline with Ruby fancying Danny yawnnnnn and as much as I like Moon Brother (guy from the Office) – personally I think Moon Brother 2 – Danny is mingin and such a bad actor…

They get rid of the Ferreras but leave is with this crap – Shazza, Den, Phil – all is forgiven – come back now!!!!!

Pandora
28-04-2005, 06:09 PM
Okay having watched another boring episode of Eastenders (there was nothing else on ) on Tuesday I have to rant!!

Am I the only one here who could not give a bloody monkey’s two bit damn about whether Ruby and Jonny’s Bird EVER get to meet.

Seriously not only is this the most ridiculous boring storyline – it seems to take up about 20 minutes of each episode its been going on for about a month!!!

Ruby is a wet as a dogs dinner and Jonny’s Bird is just a poor mans Frankie from Corrie!!

And the latest storyline with Ruby fancying Danny yawnnnnn and as much as I like Moon Brother (guy from the Office) – personally I think Moon Brother 2 – Danny is mingin and such a bad actor…

They get rid of the Ferreras but leave is with this crap – Shazza, Den, Phil – all is forgiven – come back now!!!!!

Absolutely spot on !!!!! This storyline is totally yawnsome and we seem to have the same scene played over and over again.... The woman who looks like ET (Johnny's girlfriend) is a terrible actress and I just want to slap Ruby stupid.

And now we've got Pauline trying to pressure Sonia into adopting Chloe .... YAWWWWWNNNNNNN

Ceridwen
28-04-2005, 06:12 PM
Something puzzled me about the episode featuring Phil....

Why did he manage to be on the run for over a year without the Police having a clue where he was....yet the minute he arrives back in Walford they are there waiting for him? :wacko:

As for Johnny/Ruby/Tina - God how boring a storyline is THAT??!! Wouldn't their time be better spent on trying to find Ruby's neck - why has no one noticed she is deformed?

Dolores
28-04-2005, 06:19 PM
Am I the only one here who could not give a bloody monkey’s two bit damn about whether Ruby and Jonny’s Bird EVER get to meet.


no, love, you're not! we are secret society and we meet every Monday and Friday at 8pm, and every Tuesday and Thursday at 7.30pm.

Just remember to say the password at the door and you will be OK!

Patsy
28-04-2005, 06:43 PM
Just remember to say the password at the door and you will be OK!

What is that, Dol. Sorted?

Dolores
28-04-2005, 07:22 PM
What is that, Dol. Sorted?

nah! it's ....'ello princes" in a gravelly unsexy voice!


d'oh now I've revealed it all sorts of undesirables will be knocking at the secret door!!!

Critique
28-04-2005, 09:17 PM
I had to laugh at Johnny getting all maudlin and saying "I'm from the old school where if you see an old lady struggling with her shopping you help her" - lmao. Is this the same Johnny who pushes people off flyovers?

Dolores
29-04-2005, 08:34 AM
I had to laugh at Johnny getting all maudlin and saying "I'm from the old school where if you see an old lady struggling with her shopping you help her" - lmao. Is this the same Johnny who pushes people off flyovers?

yes it is Critique - pushing someone off a flyover is a very old fashioned and gentlemanly thing to do, as is giving some one a concrete overcoat and chucking them in the Thames.

However it is very modern and rude to just stab or shoot your enemies - there's no romance or charm in that is there?!

btw - now he's got rid of arch enemy the "chocolate gangsta" Andy who's his enemy now? Pat Butcher and Stacey Slater seems to be the only people who present any kind of threat to him!!!

Critique
29-04-2005, 01:50 PM
yes it is Critique - pushing someone off a flyover is a very old fashioned and gentlemanly thing to do, as is giving some one a concrete overcoat and chucking them in the Thames.

However it is very modern and rude to just stab or shoot your enemies - there's no romance or charm in that is there?!

btw - now he's got rid of arch enemy the "chocolate gangsta" Andy who's his enemy now? Pat Butcher and Stacey Slater seems to be the only people who present any kind of threat to him!!!

Lol Dol :laugh: Don't forget Tina - she seems to have caused him more furrowed brows and furtive dealings than all the so called hard men put together - lmao

dab
22-05-2005, 09:51 AM
Grant is coming home. Ross Kemp has signed on for a on-off appearance later this year (filming in August and rumoured to be in Rio - wonder if he's tracking down that dodgy solicitor... Marcus, is it?) and is also available for a four month block from January next year.

That's better. :thumbsup:

MariaRob
23-05-2005, 09:52 AM
Oh I heard that Ross Kemp definitely wasnt going back to EE as he had signed some other contract. I may stand corrected tho.

Crystal Lights
23-05-2005, 10:04 AM
Grant is coming home. Ross Kemp has signed on for a on-off appearance later this year (filming in August and rumoured to be in Rio - wonder if he's tracking down that dodgy solicitor... Marcus, is it?) and is also available for a four month block from January next year.

That's better. :thumbsup:

As Mad as it sounds - accoring to the sunday tabloids (i foreget which one) he is coming back and ends up killing alfie as mad asn that sounds!

But hsane ritchie is definitely leaving....

Andrea
23-05-2005, 12:56 PM
Yep there's a report in our local paper today saying he is coming back.

It says he's secured a £500,000 contract over six months, making him Britains highest paid soap star.

Peggy and Sharon are supposed to be coming back as well.

Critique
23-05-2005, 04:04 PM
As Mad as it sounds - accoring to the sunday tabloids (i foreget which one) he is coming back and ends up killing alfie as mad asn that sounds!

But hsane ritchie is definitely leaving....

I would have been upset that Shane Ritchie was leaving a few months ago but now I think his character is played out.

Anyway the delicious Nigel Harman is supposed to be back too :wub:

Critique
24-05-2005, 09:00 AM
Isn't Little Mo the most annoying character - all simpering and coy girlish giggles and that stupid voice. Grrr!

Pull yerself together gal. Poor old Billy can't do right for doing wrong - lol

Bonsai
24-05-2005, 10:18 AM
I cant stand little Mo either, and this story with Alfie is just awful. I mean, why put two of the wettest characters together and think its entertainment ?

Im glad Kat is coming back as she will stir things up a bit. I always had a soft spot for Kat.

I do think Eastenders is loosing it again though (they have perked up over the last few months). There is nothing interesting at all, what with Johnny and Riby *yawn*, the Miller bloke who cant read *yawn*, rats in the kitchen *yawn* and Dot having driving lessons *double yawn*.

Bring back the old gangster bloke (cant remember his name now) all is forgiven.

Gelastic
25-05-2005, 11:37 AM
I might watch when Kat gets back, but generally I've given up on Eastenders, it's just dull.

Oh yeah Critique I read somehere about Nigel Harman and Letitia Dean coming back too. That might help.

Bob
19-06-2005, 03:49 PM
I might watch when Kat gets back, but generally I've given up on Eastenders, it's just dull.

Oh yeah Critique I read somehere about Nigel Harman and Letitia Dean coming back too. That might help.

They're back and we can look forward to kat fights galore!
I haven't heard anything about Den's body being found, I'm sure it can'tbe soon or else we'd have see trailers at every point, but I do know that Zoe spills the beans on recent events,

MariaRob
20-06-2005, 11:53 AM
Yep and Kat goes gunning for Chrissie.

Bob
20-06-2005, 09:00 PM
OMG Tonight's episode was brilliant! EE back on form. I love a cliff hanger.
And seeing Dennis back was :naughty: :wub:
Jonny Allen, who does he think he is telling Dennis how to behave.
Can't wait for tomorrow's episode. Eggs on faces all round.
Poor silly tart Zoe, all she has to do is say it wasn't Dennis' baby, but not say it was Den's, a one night stand with a random bloke wouldn't be that far fetched
:thumbsup:

tigger
21-06-2005, 08:22 AM
You know what, I really, really, really dislike Sharon. She is so far up herself it's not even funny. She just waltzes back in as if she owns the place. Winds me up it does.

Critique
27-06-2005, 12:36 AM
Having missed a whole week's worth I settled down for the Omnibus Edition and just as I was slurping over Dennis being back my gabby Welsh sis-in-law phoned me up and talked all the way through it :ranting: :wallbash:

Did Zoe tell Kat about Den? I got the impression she did (from trying to lip-read and Kat's reactions).

Bonsai
27-06-2005, 08:19 AM
Yes she did tell her Critique - and Kat was understandably gob smacked. Zoe wanted and needed a cuddle from her mum, and Kat couldnt do it.

Luckily she came around, and there was a touching reunion in Walford station.

Critique
27-06-2005, 12:27 PM
Thanks Bonnie, yeah I saw the reunion bit - just couldn't hear anything :glare:

Bonsai
04-07-2005, 12:19 PM
Apparently Alfie is definately leaving the show now, and (although this might change) the rumour is that he will get little Mo pregnant !!! What a bore, hasnt this been done before ?


Just to give my tuppence worth on Alfie - i think when he joined the soap he was desperate for the money, but it gave him a huge fan base again and he won 'Most Fanciable Male' etc at the soap awards. It kinda all went to his head a bit. He then ploughed fortunes of his own money into a dodgy film he starred in which crashed and burned. Probably now though he is believing his own hype and recons that he can leave the show and gets tonnes of work - but the reality is often the exact opposite. Why dont these soap actors learn ?

Or i could be talking out of my ar*e and he might be fed up with the way his character has changed from a cheeky chappie to a right misog.

Pandora
10-07-2005, 05:12 PM
Well thank god Alfie is leaving. Shane Ritchie gets right on my norks.

I hadnt seen Eastenders for about a month and then decided to watch it the other day.
Oh.My.God. :blink:

Just HOW embarrassing was Danny Moon's acting??? He was tear assing around the square, sweatily ripping down posters and then watching the aftermath of the torching of Johnny Allans house, breathing heavily and "acting". Honestly, he was DREADFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Johnny was pointing a gun at him in the woods I was yelling, "SHOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT" - we need putting out of our misery.

As for Sharon coming back..... Yawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Still at least she doesnt have the Miss Piggy white blonde hair now. Instead she seems to have swapped that look for beige curly hair extensions.

Dont think Ill be tuning in for a while....

Bonsai
11-07-2005, 09:11 AM
I barely watch Eastenders or Corrie anymore. Im so cheesed off with the lousy storylines. Also - where as before in Eastenders there were a few characters i loved, now there arent any. Even Mini Den has had a personality transplant and is acting all loved up - which doesnt suit him.

I cant stand Johnny, his daughter, his girlfriend, Nana bores the **** off me, as does Little Mo and Alfie, and Chrissie ..... god the list is endless. The only one i like is Kat and she hasnt been given anything to get her teeth into yet.

Bonsai
19-07-2005, 10:48 AM
Did you hear that Kat is leaving - and i think he last scenes will be recorded in Dec. Also Alfie is leaving and Chrissie .... so i think they need to bring in some good characters, and quickly to keep the soap alive.

MariaRob
19-07-2005, 11:03 AM
I think they should pull the plug on EE, it has run its course.

dab
19-07-2005, 11:12 AM
I think they should pull the plug on EE, it has run its course.

Noooooooooooooooo!!!

I'll never get on the bleeding computer if they do that!

Pandora
20-07-2005, 05:35 PM
Noooooooooooooooo!!!

I'll never get on the bleeding computer if they do that! Oooh right then, lets compromise. Dont pull the plug on EE, but instead have a huge disaster where Alfie, Pat, The Millers, Sharon and her fake hair, Little Mo and Kat all get horribly mangled....... :thumbsup: If only to stop the Alfie/Kat/Little Mo triangle....:glare:

Dolores
21-07-2005, 06:50 PM
I think they should pull the plug on EE, it has run its course.

yes!

bring back El-dorado! ... errr am i the only one here who thinks the "idea" of that was great ... it was just let down by terrible scripts and even more terrible acting ... otherwise what a great concept!

tigger
21-07-2005, 08:36 PM
Tonight's episode was *yawn*...... I switched it off half way through.

Isis
22-07-2005, 11:57 AM
Tonight's episode was *yawn*...... I switched it off half way through.

I went and did the washing up!!!!

Can someone tell me when old quivver lips has gone again and I may tune in........I know I have said it before, but sexy Dennis wouldnt look TWICE at Miss Piggy!!!!

MariaRob
22-07-2005, 01:15 PM
bring back El-dorado! ... errr am i the only one here who thinks the "idea" of that was great ... it was just let down by terrible scripts and even more terrible acting ... otherwise what a great concept!


El Dorado was great wasnt it? MARCOOSSSSSSSSSS. I was really sorry when they took it off and didnt really give it a chance.

ils
22-07-2005, 01:42 PM
El Dorado was great wasnt it? MARCOOSSSSSSSSSS. I was really sorry when they took it off and didnt really give it a chance.

I liked it too :bag:

Bonsai
22-07-2005, 01:45 PM
I liked it too :bag:


Oh no = how could anyone like that load of tosh :ohmy:

Isis
22-07-2005, 01:47 PM
El Dorado was great wasnt it? MARCOOSSSSSSSSSS. I was really sorry when they took it off and didnt really give it a chance.

I used to love El Dorado, and then when my parents bought the place in Spain, we discovered the nearest resort apparently is the one where El Dorado was filmed and its GORGE!!!!

http://www.costasolrental.com/cabopino/images/cabopino_beach.jpg

Pandora
23-07-2005, 05:23 PM
I went and did the washing up!!!!

Can someone tell me when old quivver lips has gone again and I may tune in........I know I have said it before, but sexy Dennis wouldnt look TWICE at Miss Piggy!!!! Very true. The same with Jamie and Sonia.... (where IS Sonia by the way?).

Sadly the utterly and totally CRAP storyline re the rapidly becoming charmless Alfie Moon, gormless twittering Little Mo and Kat has made me decide I no longer want to watch this show.

The scriptwriters have run out of ideas. It is on too many times a week. The actors (you can tell) dont have their hearts in it anymore and with the return of the godawful actress that is Barbara Windsor next month - I am turning off.

waylander
23-07-2005, 10:29 PM
how many times are they going to resort to the mitchells to try and pep up they sagging storylines and diminishing viewers :pooh:

Bonsai
25-07-2005, 09:13 AM
and with the return of the godawful actress that is Barbara Windsor next month - I am turning off.

Hurrah - someone else who doesnt like Barbara Windsor and her character Peggy. I have read various forums, and people seem to treat her like a demi god, and believe she will bring the show back. But she wont - she is rubbish. All she does is shout in a dodgy accent and walk in that odd kinda way on her high heels.

Bonsai
26-07-2005, 09:00 AM
So the highlights of last nights show was Alfie and Little (simpering) Mo having a picnic and Sharon / Dennis having tea with Dot.

I was engrossed.

Tigereye
26-07-2005, 11:13 AM
lol bons!!


I thought the whole thing was embarassingly weak.

Pandora
26-07-2005, 04:25 PM
So the highlights of last nights show was Alfie and Little (simpering) Mo having a picnic and Sharon / Dennis having tea with Dot.

I was engrossed. We watched a Dr Who I had recorded last month. I refuse to watch this utter drivel ever again.

The scripts are weak, the acting is getting poorer and Eastenders is on too many times a week and it shows.

Bob
27-07-2005, 10:06 PM
How come old sad eyes' sister in law (lucy) from the bill is dressed up as a mechanic and chatting up minty :w00t:
Agree with all the above coments. EE is DIRE these days. I'm only watching in the hope that some one will catch their stilleto in the cellar of the queen vic and they will have to dig the grond up to free them

dab
27-07-2005, 10:12 PM
There's a lot of work going on with the drains in the background, roads being dug up around the edge of the Square, Bob. I reckon they'll move in towards the Vic as Christmas approaches that's how Den will make his comeback.

Pandora
30-07-2005, 11:11 PM
Good news - they are killing off Nana Moon :w00t:


Bad news - it wont be until Christmas; so you will all have to put up with the batty old fool warbling, "Alfaaaayyyyyyyy" for the next few months. I mean seriously, apart from that, what DOES she do????

Patsy
31-07-2005, 10:34 AM
She starts every line with "darlin'....." to give her time to remember it!

Bonsai
16-08-2005, 03:08 PM
I think this is starting to gather momentum again. I still get bored with the Ian storyline ... i mean, do we really want to know that he had a w*nk :ninja: The thought makes me shudder.

Also the Demi storyline was a bit weak. BUT im looking forward to Den being dug up and seeing Chrissie getting carted off to the nick. I hope she gets away with it though as she is a great character. Unfortunately i have heard she is leaving the show, so i think she will be getting '5-10 in the pen'.

Dolores
16-08-2005, 05:27 PM
I watched it last night ... too lazy to move from the settee in my defence!


why oh why is that god awful picture of Sharon still on the wall of the lounge in the Queen Vic? No wonder no-one ever sits down in there!

Isis
16-08-2005, 06:17 PM
I watched it last night ... too lazy to move from the settee in my defence!


why oh why is that god awful picture of Sharon still on the wall of the lounge in the Queen Vic? No wonder no-one ever sits down in there!

I confess the same Dol.........moaned like mad about it being depressing and dull and then tortured myself by watching it!

As for the picture :sick: if she wasnt so sickley and sugary (bit like Mariah :sick: ) then perhaps I would like her, but as soon as I see her quivery lips, fake hair and that black fecking jacket my heckles go up :glare:

Critique
18-08-2005, 11:38 AM
I think this is starting to gather momentum again. I still get bored with the Ian storyline ... i mean, do we really want to know that he had a w*nk :ninja: The thought makes me shudder.

Also the Demi storyline was a bit weak. BUT im looking forward to Den being dug up and seeing Chrissie getting carted off to the nick. I hope she gets away with it though as she is a great character. Unfortunately i have heard she is leaving the show, so i think she will be getting '5-10 in the pen'.

That thing with Ian's specimen was gross. I thought they were going in for a close-up when he was walking in the hospital :sick:

I agree that it should get more interesting with the Chrissie/Den storyline. Shame is she is leaving, she's one of the characters I've liked most. She's a good actress but lately seems to have really bad scripts that only give her the chance to sigh, raise her eyebrows or look evil. She's worth more than that.

I wonder why the Martin/Sonia/Chloe storyline fizzled out. I thought they were going to get her back.

Bonsai
18-08-2005, 12:17 PM
I wonder why the Martin/Sonia/Chloe storyline fizzled out. I thought they were going to get her back.

It does seem odd that Chloe was all Sonia and Pauline could talk about recently, and now she is mentioned once in a blue moon. I hate it when they start a story and dont end it properly.

Pandora
18-08-2005, 03:31 PM
Ill miss Chrissie when she goes too.... damn good actress let down by poor scriptwriting.

I havent seen EE for a few weeks but I notice Sharon is now closely resembling David Dickinson's love child. The woman is satsuma coloured !!!!!!!!!! :blink:

Mercifully I missed the "Ian and the specimen" episode... thank god.

Isis
24-08-2005, 06:51 PM
just for Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandoooooooooo ooooooora cos she really loves him, she wants to kiss him, she wants to marry him :wub:

I have read AGAIN this week that Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank is coming back.....I wonder if him and Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat will get back together or will he go for Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Pandora
26-08-2005, 11:12 PM
just for Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandoooooooooo ooooooora cos she really loves him, she wants to kiss him, she wants to marry him :wub:

I have read AGAIN this week that Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank is coming back.....I wonder if him and Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat will get back together or will he go for Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Hahah ya cheeky egyptian queen!!!

Oooh Fraaaaaaaank's coming back... I best get my shrine to him up and running again then.
I dont honestly think I can ever tune into EE again when Peggy comes back. She is such a dreadful actress.

Might tune in to get a glimpse of Grunt Mitchell though... :naughty:

Bob
27-08-2005, 09:55 PM
I missed five episodes the week before last so have no idea what happened in the Vic between Sam and Chrissie (there was some kind of show down?) also how were the police involved? Did Sharon find out anything when she went to Spain? What happened to Demi's boyfreind, I gather he is dead.
Please!

Patsy
27-08-2005, 10:00 PM
I missed the last 10 days, Bobski, but I know that Leo died from a drugs overdose, thinking Demi had done the same, a la Romeo & Juliet (yawn). Rosie was letting his Mum see Aleesha, but you sense that might be a no-no. Sharon uncovered nothing in Spain and that's all I know.

Pandora
27-08-2005, 10:24 PM
I missed five episodes the week before last so have no idea what happened in the Vic between Sam and Chrissie (there was some kind of show down?) also how were the police involved? Did Sharon find out anything when she went to Spain? What happened to Demi's boyfreind, I gather he is dead.
Please!

The Police questioned Chrissie who told them Sam Mitchell was the last to see Den.
Sam was brought in for questioning and blurted out that she saw Den get into a black cab (which, of course, the Police could easily track down, except it wasnt true, and they know that now). The Police dont believe Sam, and although they released her, they basically said they had their eye on her.

She is rapidly losing the plot and drinking too much. Ian sacked her for being incompetent and rude in the chippie. Everytime she hears a siren she jumps guiltily.

Kat and Chrissie are both happy for Sam to take the rap. Kat because she wants Zoes name kept out of it, and Chrissie because she has an escape route to Argentina planned, just as soon as Sharon and Dennis's wedding is over.

Dont miss Sharon and Dennis's wedding day - there's an uninvited guest makes an appearance in The Vic - and he doesnt smell too good...... :unsure:

Bob
27-08-2005, 10:30 PM
Thanks girls!
Personally I would have like the univited guest to turn up at christmas dinner- that would hve been a corker, but I suppose next week will have to do.
I wonder when Peggy phones her daughter {from Brazil?] that she isn't surprised to hear Pats voice on the other end of the phone? Or Chrisse's if she calls the pub.
Why dosn't Sam just run off to Brazil, its not as if she has a job, home or family to keep her in Walford

Pandora
29-08-2005, 11:24 AM
Thanks girls!
Personally I would have like the univited guest to turn up at christmas dinner- that would hve been a corker, but I suppose next week will have to do.
I wonder when Peggy phones her daughter {from Brazil?] that she isn't surprised to hear Pats voice on the other end of the phone? Or Chrisse's if she calls the pub.
Why dosn't Sam just run off to Brazil, its not as if she has a job, home or family to keep her in Walford

Yes Bob, bit a big plot hole there isnt there? Has Sam suddenly lost all communication with the family that is notorious for avoiding trouble with the Police? One phone call to Peggy or Grant and theyd send her a one way ticket to Brazil wouldnt they? But no, instead we have Sam working at a chippy, being sacked, losing the plot and acting like she hasnt a soul in the world she can count on to get her out of her mess.

Honestly, its a load of rubbish. I now watch this about once a month, and its so easy to catch up.

I still cant believe we have the prattish Alfie trying to make his mind up over the horrifyingly simpering Mo and the frankly scary Kat... talk about dragging a bluddy plot on for too long ! I dont care about the Millers because I hate them all..... Sharon is now officially terracotta in colour and her and Dennis's acting is so appalling and their dialogue so awful - you can almost see them getting their running shoes on to leave.

Id be surprised if this programme is still on this time next year, and if it is - I reckon it will be down to two days a week rather than every half an hour - like it seems to be at the moment.

Patsy
29-08-2005, 11:26 AM
Pan, you're having a TV posting frenzy this morning. Brava!! Have you seen my Barcelona pics?

Pandora
30-08-2005, 09:01 AM
Pan, you're having a TV posting frenzy this morning. Brava!! Have you seen my Barcelona pics?

I know! Im scaring meself....

Off to look at Barcelona pics now.

Anyone see Eastenders last night? Sharon is terracotta in colour at the moment, and Dot said to Pauline, "Hows the bride?" - Pauline's reply was, "Glowing."
I nearly wet myself.... she looked radioactive !! :bag:

Critique
30-08-2005, 09:22 AM
Well talk about stretching the imagination a bit far (I know, I know, I'm always telling Mr. C off for nit picking on technicalities - "it's only a soap" I snap at him) but the drunken Sam digging up the concrete with a pick axe? I don't think so!

When Chrissie chucked Den in the hole I'm sure it was a very deep hole because didn't she put a layer of something on top of him before the contractors came in and filled it with cement properly?

I really didn't expect her to uncover him that easily - I thought the police would investigate and they would dig him up! Oh well, it's only a soap.

And yeah, where is all Sam's family? And do you think her top lip looks a bit like Donald Duck these days (wonder if she's had collagen or Botox?)

Poor old tango-ed Sharon has put on so much weight - she looked quite matronly. I still think Dennis is a bit of alright but even he didn't look that good - perhaps I prefer him in the rough :)

I thought Pauline and Dot looked good though :naughty:

Bonsai
31-08-2005, 10:05 AM
I thought 'Enders was good last night. Sharon had her quivery lips, Dennis tried his mean look on for size, and Sam looked more like Kermit the Frog than ever before.

It was good though, and i think its the first time i have enjoyed an episode of Eastenders for a long time.

MariaRob
31-08-2005, 11:21 AM
Poor old tango-ed Sharon has put on so much weight - she looked quite matronly. I still think Dennis is a bit of alright but even he didn't look that good - perhaps I prefer him in the rough :)

I thought Pauline and Dot looked good though :naughty:


I thought it was hilarious when Sharon the tank fainted and Dennis the Menance caught her and picked her up and carried her! That bloke must be strong!!

Bonsai
31-08-2005, 11:40 AM
I thought it was hilarious when Sharon the tank fainted and Dennis the Menance caught her and picked her up and carried her! That bloke must be strong!!

Lol i thought the same thing. I tell you, that Dennis is a good actor as he didnt even wince as he lifted her :wink2:

Pandora
06-09-2005, 11:32 AM
There's a murder enquiry going on - correct?

Stacey has provided an alibi for both Chrissie and Zoe for the night of the murder. However, the Police know that Zoe was at the Vic on the night of the huge fight that Den and Chrissie had.

And yet..... the Police havent even bothered asking where Zoe is (a) staying (b) if she is contactable (c) asked her family to contact her to get her to ring the station or (d) checked the families phone records to get a number for Zoe - should she phone the house.

During a murder enquiry - no matter WHO has been charged with the murder, they question everyone involved on that night. Zoe would be tracked down and either interviewed in Ibiza by the Police or told to report to the Station at Walford.
But... Zoe is being kept out of it all???? Have I missed something here? Admittedly I dont watch this all the time, as Alfie and Mo make me puke, but for gods sake, give the viewer SOME credit !

Bonsai
09-09-2005, 02:49 PM
And yet..... the Police havent even bothered asking where Zoe is (a) staying (b) if she is contactable (c) asked her family to contact her to get her to ring the station or (d) checked the families phone records to get a number for Zoe - should she phone the house.

I think this is odd too, and totally unrealistic .... although this is soap land i suppose :glare:

I dont know if im happy or not that Peggy is back. She can be very loud and irritating - but then she has some OK storylines. I wonder how long it will be before she buys the pub again ?

I cant wait for Grant to return though with Phil - although i cant yet understand how Phil will return when he has something akin to a life sentence in the nick :ohmy:

Isis
09-09-2005, 02:54 PM
I dont know if im happy or not that Peggy is back. She can be very loud and irritating - but then she has some OK storylines. I wonder how long it will be before she buys the pub again ?

I cant wait for Grant to return though with Phil - although i cant yet understand how Phil will return when he has something akin to a life sentence in the nick :ohmy:

When they shot to Peggy last night, and she did the "hello sweetheart" bit, I immediately thought of the disgraceful gran that Katherine Tate does :laugh:

Am I the only one that CAN wait for Grunt and Beetroot head to return????? If Beetroot head started bullying me, I would give him a crate to stand on so that I wouldnt have to bend down when I punched his lights out for him :devil: :laugh:

Ok, I admit, I did once go through a "I fancy Grant" stage :ninja: but I AM over it....honest!!!!!

tigger
09-09-2005, 02:58 PM
Also, is someone going to bring up the fact that Den's signature is on the papers that Chrissie forged to gain full control of the Vic, when he was dead on the date the forms were supposedly signed.

Isis
09-09-2005, 03:10 PM
Also, is someone going to bring up the fact that Den's signature is on the papers that Chrissie forged to gain full control of the Vic, when he was dead on the date the forms were supposedly signed.

Ohhhhhhhh!!!! good point Tiggs :thumbsup:

MariaRob
09-09-2005, 03:52 PM
Barbara Windsor is a rubbish actress - she looks fab for 68 though, saw her on GMTV this morning. Arnt Grunt and Beetroot getting a bit long in the tooth now to be scary boys? I did read (dont know if it was here) that Beetroot kills that gangster (cant remember his name - he was Don Beech in the Billo).

Eternity
09-09-2005, 05:22 PM
Also, is someone going to bring up the fact that Den's signature is on the papers that Chrissie forged to gain full control of the Vic, when he was dead on the date the forms were supposedly signed.

That Tigger, should be very vital evidence to be plucked up when needed. Personally I can't stand Peggy, and even less so Fraaaank who is also coming back in - wonder how Pat will cope with this??

Best on EE is the Brennans, I so love Dot and Jim - total magic!

Bob
09-09-2005, 06:09 PM
I personally can not wait for phil and grunt to return.
EE has definitely picked up the pace again, it's just a shame that they had to bring back the old crew and a shame there are so many flaws in an otherwise gripping storyline.
yeah Tiggs good point about the forged document. She aint going to be able to sell now.
Where the heck is Chrissie's mate? Hasn't she heard about Den's body yet, or Zoe? Spain is afterall south England in the sun.
What I really want to know is when is Grant going to find out that he is the daddy of Paulines grandson Mark (who we haven't seen)
Anyway enjoying this and great acting from Sam and Chrissie and terrible from Shazza and mini Den

Pandora
09-09-2005, 09:44 PM
When they shot to Peggy last night, and she did the "hello sweetheart" bit, I immediately thought of the disgraceful gran that Katherine Tate does :laugh:

Am I the only one that CAN wait for Grunt and Beetroot head to return????? If Beetroot head started bullying me, I would give him a crate to stand on so that I wouldnt have to bend down when I punched his lights out for him

Ok, I admit, I did once go through a "I fancy Grant" stage but I AM over it....honest!!!!!

Hahahaha :laugh: I thought about the disgraceful EastEnd Gran too, Isis !! Oh if only theyd get Peggy to say to one of the prison guards, " Whadda fa**in liberteeee".... :laugh:

As for Grant and Phil returning... well, I do quite fancy Grant, so yep Im looking forward to seeing him return. As for the grunting, dogging, monosyllabic, whispering, beetroot faced Phil........ nope.

Ever noticed on Eastenders that only the women seem to get done for committing crimes? Pat was sent down for knocking over a child, Janine is due to be sentenced in December (she's going daaaaaaahhhhn), Sam is in prison for Dens murder etc....... and yet we have Johnny Allan swanning about after having murdered Andy, Frank Butcher had a hand in the deliberate fire at the car lot years ago and got away with it, Phil is due to be swanning around after setting fire to the car lot years ago and killing a tramp, committing armed robbery and escaping custody - and possibly murdering Johnny Allen in the near future it seems !!!!!

I just wish theyd get rid of the likes of Pat, Phil, Peggy (dreadful actress), Alfie and bloody Little Mo who sounds more and more like Frank Spencer every day !

Andrea
09-09-2005, 09:59 PM
Saw an episode of this the other day, after not watching it for ages, and if grant and phil are coming back I may be tempted to watch a bit more.

But then I hear Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank is coming back and it puts me off the program totally.

Pandora
10-09-2005, 04:55 PM
But then I hear Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank is coming back and it puts me off the program totally. :shock: *gasp*

Isis
10-09-2005, 04:59 PM
:shock: *gasp*

its alright Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, calm down and take deep breaths!!!

Andrea, HOW could you, you know how much Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan loves Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank!!!!!!

Critique
10-09-2005, 11:40 PM
...........What I really want to know is when is Grant going to find out that he is the daddy of Paulines grandson Mark (who we haven't seen).........


I know I've been away for a week and missed a lot but I can't get my head round this bit??? Must have happened a while ago so please could somebody refresh my memory. :wink_kiss

Bob
11-09-2005, 01:24 PM
I know I've been away for a week and missed a lot but I can't get my head round this bit??? Must have happened a while ago so please could somebody refresh my memory. :wink_kiss

I sort of remember this, but somone posted about it on digi spy and refreshed my memory! Michelle slept with Grant just before she left for the USA, few weeks after arriving she was pregnant, she told pauline it was someone she met on the plane, now she is with a new bloke- has been for some time, but I'm not sure if he thinks he's the daddy or she met him later on. Maybe EE were hoping to use in the future if ever Michelle and Grant ever came back.

Critique
11-09-2005, 07:43 PM
I sort of remember this, but somone posted about it on digi spy and refreshed my memory! Michelle slept with Grant just before she left for the USA, few weeks after arriving she was pregnant, she told pauline it was someone she met on the plane, now she is with a new bloke- has been for some time, but I'm not sure if he thinks he's the daddy or she met him later on. Maybe EE were hoping to use in the future if ever Michelle and Grant ever came back.

Aaaahaaah :wink_kiss Thanks Bob, I'd completely forgotten about that (if I ever knew in the first place - lol). So many loose ends aren't there. :blink:

Bonsai
14-09-2005, 09:45 AM
Did you all watch Eastenders last night ??? I think its starting to get back on track, and i was so glad that depressive Alfie had finally made his choice between Little Mo and Kat - but it looks like its all going to kick off again *yawn*.

It was a good show though last night, and i loved the fact that Kat couldnt sing a note :laugh:

Pandora
14-09-2005, 09:54 AM
Did you all watch Eastenders last night ??? I think its starting to get back on track, and i was so glad that depressive Alfie had finally made his choice between Little Mo and Kat - but it looks like its all going to kick off again *yawn*.

It was a good show though last night, and i loved the fact that Kat couldnt sing a note :laugh:

Oh.My.Goddddddddddddddddddddd Just HOW long are they going to drag out this bloody Little Mo/Alfie/Kat love triangle??? Its so annoying, poorly written and really badly acted.
Anyone see the Slaters and Alfie all standing around the kitchen table bemoaning the fact that the beef wasnt cooked properly........... god almighty the acting was appalling.

I really need to take another couple of weeks break from this programme again, it does my head in.

You can SO see that some of the cast (ie Alfie), dont have their hearts in it anymore and are desperate to leave.

I wouldnt be surprised to see EE down to once a week, this time next year. :mad2:

EDITED TO SAY : Well, once you get the terminally crap Big Mo, Charlie and Alfie out of the way and make way for Kat and Little Mo - goodness me doesnt the acting ability go up eh???

Last nights two hander between Kat and Lil Mo was a belter. Kat's acting in particular was superb. The script (for once) was excellent and even Little Mo pulled out all the stops to stop Jessie Wallace from taking all the credit.

Isis
16-09-2005, 03:00 PM
EDITED TO SAY : Well, once you get the terminally crap Big Mo, Charlie and Alfie out of the way and make way for Kat and Little Mo - goodness me doesnt the acting ability go up eh???

Last nights two hander between Kat and Lil Mo was a belter. Kat's acting in particular was superb. The script (for once) was excellent and even Little Mo pulled out all the stops to stop Jessie Wallace from taking all the credit.

They were both brilliant in last nights episode!!!

I saw a still from next weeks episode of Den's funeral - with a pair of shapely legs sticking out of the grave and Peggy looking all flustered and gangsters moll-like :w00t:

MariaRob
16-09-2005, 03:42 PM
Why does little Mo wear a chain with a "B" around her neck. Cant be for boring boorish Billy surely?

Pandora
16-09-2005, 10:03 PM
They were both brilliant in last nights episode!!!

I saw a still from next weeks episode of Den's funeral - with a pair of shapely legs sticking out of the grave and Peggy looking all flustered and gangsters moll-like :w00t: Apparently she goes up to Chrissie at Den's graveside and says, "Whadddddddda fagggggggggggggin liberttteee" and thumps her and Chrissie ends up in the grave.

Ok, the first bit was a lie but the shapely legs are Chrissie's and the left hook does come from Peggy .... (wonder if they gave her a box to stand on?).

Bella
17-09-2005, 08:37 AM
Why does little Mo wear a chain with a "B" around her neck. Cant be for boring boorish Billy surely?

Her baby in real-life is called Blossom................

I don't normally watch Eastenders but I tuned in last night and loved the sister's getting stuck into each other and have come to the conclusion that Cat is just selfish and horrible. What on earth does Alfie see in her? :ohmy:

Eternity
17-09-2005, 02:21 PM
If Alfie loved with his head and heart and not his c*ck, then he would have chosen Mo over Kat. Sex is the only thing keeping him and Kat together, that was obvious from the last episode. To be honest, he deserves neither of them, he's been a complete pratt, the only one to come out of this with anything is Mo - I agree, Kat has shown her me, me, me side, and it's nasty! :pooh:

Pandora
28-09-2005, 03:51 PM
How in the name of all that is holy did Eastenders win the "Best Soap" award the other night? :glare: It has been absolute PANTS for a year now.

Bob
02-10-2005, 11:36 AM
I didn't know the whole of last week was going to be devoted to the booze cruise. *yawn* I like Dawn though, she reminds a lot of Daniella Westbrook when she played Sam.
lets get back to the murder though shall we!

Pandora
02-10-2005, 04:42 PM
Apparently Joe Swash, who plays Mickey Miller in EE, is in serious condition in hospital at the moment.

His family are due to release details of his sudden illness next week. The News of the World have said he is having brain scans after a collapse at home. However, that could just be speculation.

Im not a big Mickey fan, but hope he gets well soon.

Bonsai
03-10-2005, 08:50 AM
Yes i heard something about this on GMTV this morning. Aparently his face became paralysed and he was rushed to hospital.

I hope he is OK :unsure:

Pandora
03-10-2005, 03:36 PM
Yes i heard something about this on GMTV this morning. Aparently his face became paralysed and he was rushed to hospital.

I hope he is OK :unsure:

Just seen this report. Looks like he is going to be okay.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertai...dio/4305290.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4305290.stm)

EastEnder hit by brain infection

Joe Swash's character Mickey (far left) arrived in the Square in 2003
EastEnders actor Joe Swash, who plays Mickey Miller, has returned home from hospital after being diagnosed with brain infection meningoencephalitis.
The soap actor was taken ill last week and was taken to a London hospital.

A statement released by his agent said he had a "mild" form of the virus and was "on his way back to a complete recovery with no lasting effects".

Swash, who has featured heavily in recent storylines, is expected back to work at the soap in time for Christmas.

Encephalitis is an inflammation of the brain tissue and is extremely rare, affecting four in every 100,000 people in the UK each year.

When the virus also attacks the linings of the brain (meninges) it is called meningoencephalitis.

The condition begins with flu-like symptoms and in some cases can be life-threatening.

The statement said: "Joe Swash returned home over the weekend following a brief spell in hospital.

"Joe wants to thank everyone for their support during the last few days. He has asked that he be given some time and privacy to relax and recover before he gets back to work."

The 23-year-old actor requires further rest, the statement added

Pandora
05-10-2005, 03:10 PM
Saw last nights episode and RESULT !! Nana Moon is going to cark it ! Yayyyy. I know you will all think Im horrid, but just think - no more of having to watching those horrible rapid blinking eyes or saying her dialogue with her eyes firmly shut all the way through, and no more "Alfayyyyyyyyy luv" at the start of every sentence.

Yippppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :laugh:

Lets have Pauline next. PLEASE.

Dolores
05-10-2005, 06:33 PM
Saw last nights episode and RESULT !! Nana Moon is going to cark it ! Yayyyy. I know you will all think Im horrid, but just think - no more of having to watching those horrible rapid blinking eyes or saying her dialogue with her eyes firmly shut all the way through, and no more "Alfayyyyyyyyy luv" at the start of every sentence.

Yippppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :laugh:

Lets have Pauline next. PLEASE.

ooo is this a wish list Pan?!

Can I have Sharon after Pauline please?

Bonsai
06-10-2005, 08:32 AM
I would like Juley to depart .... he irriates the hell out of me :devil:

Pandora
06-10-2005, 09:50 AM
Okay weve got Nana Moon, followed by Pauline, Juley, Sharon then I propose Alfie, Peggy, Big Mo, Charlie Slater and Ian Beale (preferably in a nasty, prolonged mincing machine accident :devil: )

Bonsai
06-10-2005, 10:07 AM
Can Sonia go too please - and that odd friend of hers, who seems to have no friends other than Sonia ?

I personally think there should be a deep fat fryer accident for Ian Beale, which would be rather fitting. Maybe Sonia could try and save him, and get fried too ?

Pandora
06-10-2005, 01:02 PM
Can Sonia go too please - and that odd friend of hers, who seems to have no friends other than Sonia ?

I personally think there should be a deep fat fryer accident for Ian Beale, which would be rather fitting. Maybe Sonia could try and save him, and get fried too ?

Ooh yes Sonia. I cringe when she calls Marting Fouler, "babe" :sick:, her new breasts also seem to be permanently overflowing out of her tops now too...

Bonsai
12-10-2005, 09:13 AM
Can someone please get rid of Peggy Mitchell. She has only been back 5 minutes, and she is irritating the life out of me.

Also - why is she suddenly the 'all knowing eye' when it comes to Johnny Allen. Im sure when she was first introduced to the square she was living in a flat, totally broke and wearing dodgy clothes. So how comes now we find out that she has always known Johnny Allen and acts like she is a member of the mafia ?

Eternity
12-10-2005, 10:29 AM
I have never been able to stand Peggy Mitchell, she is one evil over-rated tart who thinks she is way above everyone else. In the real world she'd be under concrete by now, but then, no one in the real world could be like that - such a fake personna.

Pandora
12-10-2005, 02:51 PM
Can someone please get rid of Peggy Mitchell. She has only been back 5 minutes, and she is irritating the life out of me.

Also - why is she suddenly the 'all knowing eye' when it comes to Johnny Allen. Im sure when she was first introduced to the square she was living in a flat, totally broke and wearing dodgy clothes. So how comes now we find out that she has always known Johnny Allen and acts like she is a member of the mafia ?

You been on the voddie Bonsai?? :blink:

Peggy wasnt in Eastenders when Johnny Allen was first introduced to the Square.

It was Pat Butchaaaaaaaah who was living in a squalid flat, wearing dodgy clothes (as she still is). Pat knows Johnny really well. She used to be one of Johnny's prostitutes then was "promoted" to Madam.

Peggy Mitchell's husband Eric used to be a boxer who Johnny Allen managed when he was young, but Peggy has only just realised that Johnny is living in Walford again.

Saying all that, like you, I really wish someone would put one on Peggy and pull her down a peg or three. Unfortunately this isnt going to happen as Gwarrrrrnt and Phowl are coming back soon, so Peggy will be worse than ever, strutting about saying, "Ve Mitchoooools are back !!!!!!"

Can hardly wait. :sleepy:

Bonsai
12-10-2005, 03:31 PM
Peggy wasnt in Eastenders when Johnny Allen was first introduced to the Square.

I know, i know .... but when the character of Peggy was introduced to us years ago, she was living in a flat (or a small house) with a weird wig on. She looked dowdy and broke.

I cant remember why, but the boys (Grant and Phil) either asked her to move to the square, or she was kicked out of her house - i cant remember which but she was living on a dodgy council estate.

After a while the wig was changed to something more stylish (well, if you're over 65) and the new Peggy emerged.

Pandora
12-10-2005, 04:48 PM
I know, i know .... but when the character of Peggy was introduced to us years ago, she was living in a flat (or a small house) with a weird wig on. She looked dowdy and broke.

I cant remember why, but the boys (Grant and Phil) either asked her to move to the square, or she was kicked out of her house - i cant remember which but she was living on a dodgy council estate.

After a while the wig was changed to something more stylish (well, if you're over 65) and the new Peggy emerged.

Blimey you are going back a bit. Yes, I remember Peggy coming into it. Phil had been beaten up badly by Gwarrrnt for porking Sharon (pun intended) and Peggy appeared at his hospital bedside looking rather worse for wear... and as you say, living in a dingy flat. I think she is the "all knowing eye" about Johnny Allan though, from when they were young and after Ewwic her husband died, Johnny had no further contact.

Funny how some EE characters suddenly change from being dowdy down and outs with nowt to their name and become millionaires with thousands seemingly at their disposal, although they still live in a dingy EE square isnt it?
As you say Bonnie, Peggy went from having nowt to suddenly being able to afford designer clothes, buy a part share in the Vic and have a son who seemed to have an endless pot of money enabling him buy the other part share of The Vic, the snooker hall, the arches, the car lot, the caff etc.....

Gwarnnnnt disappeared off to South America with his daughter, with nothing but his passport and suddenly Peggy reckons he can get the money to buy the Vic from Chrissie in "weeks".... errrr we are talking at least half a million or more here, at todays London prices !!!

Ian Beale seems to have two hundred thousand quid at his disposal to "not" lend Peggy..... Only two years ago, he didnt have a pot to pee in !!!!!!! :wacko:

Any money that beetroot faced Phil had from Den to sling his hook (it was a lot, I remember that), he spent as he came back to the square on the rampage, demanding money with menaces from Ian - he flushed his head down the loo didnt he? So the money Gwarrrnt is coming up with, CANT be that.
Its just so unrealistic.

Eternity
12-10-2005, 04:56 PM
Yes, but the original Peggy is not the one we have now, that was originally played by another actress, who's name I can't quite remember. That was the dowdy one, then when this 'madam' took over PM suddenly became all glam

Pandora
12-10-2005, 06:04 PM
Yes, but the original Peggy is not the one we have now, that was originally played by another actress, who's name I can't quite remember. That was the dowdy one, then when this 'madam' took over PM suddenly became all glam

I do remember the original Peggy (who barely featured) but when Barbara Windsor first turned up to play the part for good, she too was DEFINITELY a down at heel, old fashioned, middle aged frumpy type who was down on her luck. Within a few months, she had a new wig, new wardrobe, completely new personality and pots of money and now she looks like summat out of Dynasty !