No. Today I put my mind to being nice to everyone, but it just didn't work!


Have you made provisions for old age yet?

No. But I've got my fingers crossed.

Have you celebrated anything recently?

Another successful redundancy contract

Would you allow your pet to have chemo if it got cancer?

No....only because rats only have a 2-3yr life expectancy anyway and well....I don't think it would be fair on Milo and Sid to go through all that...better let them do the best and then once their quality of life gets to bad have them put to sleep and have a burial in the garden.

Do you like the latest Guiness advert....'the rhythm of life...'?

No....only because rats only have a 2-3yr life expectancy anyway and well....I don't think it would be fair on Milo and Sid to go through all that...better let them do the best and then once their quality of life gets to bad have them put to sleep and have a burial in the garden.

Do you like the latest Guiness advert....'the rhythm of life...'?

Yes its superb.


When you've shuffled off this mortal coil, would your last wish be that you'd rather be cremated or buried?

Yes its superb.


When you've shuffled off this mortal coil, would your last wish be that you'd rather be cremated or buried?
Cremated because I would hate for my family to think they had to come and put flowers on the grave all the time.

Do you feel guilty about the amount of tv that you watch?

No, not really. I do tend to watch a lot of TV, but i enjoy that feeling of sitting in the lounge with my animals (oh ... and the husband of course) feeling snugged up. I wouldnt really know what to do if the telly wasnt on :mellow:




How often do you wash your bedding ?

No, not really. I do tend to watch a lot of TV, but i enjoy that feeling of sitting in the lounge with my animals (oh ... and the husband of course) feeling snugged up. I wouldnt really know what to do if the telly wasnt on :mellow:




How often do you wash your bedding ?

Once a week for our room, as and when needed for the spare rooms.

What are you looking forward to?

Going to see my sister's fiance in concert tonight.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

In my dream house...built into the side of a cliff in West Cork..(where I was born..bred..and buttered)
sigh....

VERY SAME QUESTION

Somewhere with gorgeous weather, no snakes ( I HATE THEM), a loverly beach and ocean, waterfalls...anyone know where that is???



SAME QUESTION

Exactly where i am now.



Am i the only one around here who takes time to think of a genuine question rather than writing 'same question' ?

Exactly where i am now.



Am i the only one around here who takes time to think of a genuine question rather than writing 'same question' ?
No

Does anyone have their clocks set slow or fast ?

No. My clock is there to tell the exact time. Why would i want to know what the time is in 5 minutes time :mellow:


Does that answer make any sense whatsoever to anyone ?

No. My clock is there to tell the exact time. Why would i want to know what the time is in 5 minutes time :mellow:


Does that answer make any sense whatsoever to anyone ?
some people set their clocks fast to get themselves ready in time. eg not late for work

Yes, I understand. But I understand both sides. I like my clocks to be exactly right, but I know some people (Cat, for example), like to set their clocks fast because they feel that this will reduce the possibility of being late.

Can I help with anything else?

Any good at options theory?


What night do you usually drink most on during the week?

What night do you usually drink most on during the week?

Mostly every night but sometimes any night of the week

Same question?

What night do you usually drink most on during the week?

Mostly every night but sometimes any night of the week

Same question?


any night i can get a baby-sitter.

What do you love most about Christmas?

Feeling loved,and grateful to be well fed and snuggly and sparkly, and full of festive cheer.Hic!

What do you HATE most about Christmas

trying to feed eleven people hot food at the same time! Oh, and queues - for everything, shopping, taxis, at the bar, oh, and christmas work parties, over-eating, over drinking and the expense of it all!!:bag:




Where's a good place to go for a sun holiday in January?:kid:

Spain...canaries and stuff.It always seems hot there.

How can you POSSIBLY have money left over in jan to jet off to the sun!
:-O

Don't go on holiday for the whole year before!!:blush:







When do you put your tree up?

We dont have a christmas tree - as the cats swing from it !!!!




Do you like Chico

Sorry..don't know him.

Who IS chico? When does he put his tree up?

Sorry..don't know him.

Who IS chico? When does he put his tree up?

Chico is a singer who lets face it can't really sing, but is a great entertainer, and i vote for him because my 10 year old loves him!

Do you think Chico is good-looking? and would you?:naughty:

No I don't and no I wouldn't!


Which judge do you like the best Sharon, Simon or Louis?

Simon, especially after Sharon's staged outburst on Saturday. She went right down in my estimation with that, I'm afraid.

In millilitres, how much snot do you think I've blown out in the last 2 days?

Simon, especially after Sharon's staged outburst on Saturday. She went right down in my estimation with that, I'm afraid.

In millilitres, how much snot do you think I've blown out in the last 2 days?
Well, being the colonial that I am...can I answer that in inches??? I say 23"!

Are you/have you cooking/cooked supper tonight or are you doing take out?

I cooked last night (it was our wedding anniversary so i cooked some nice steak) and i will be cooking tonight ... although this evening we are having chicken pie :wink2:





Have you ever had a one night stand ... and was it fun or embaressing.

I cooked last night (it was our wedding anniversary so i cooked some nice steak) and i will be cooking tonight ... although this evening we are having chicken pie :wink2:





Have you ever had a one night stand ... and was it fun or embaressing.

I have had two one night stands (please don't hold it against me i was very young at the time) it was quite fun until i woke up in the morning.

If Louis leaves X Factor, which person do you think would be a good replacement?

Ozzie

Same question

Cher would be good.

Do you think women should grow old gracefully and not have plastic surgery to within an inch of their life?

Grow old gracefully

Who would you least like to share a lift with?

YOU...you Keith Chegwin hating git.

Why is the moon so high on a winters afternoon?

YOU...you Keith Chegwin hating git.
:cry:
:cry:
....................

YOU...you Keith Chegwin hating git.

Why is the moon so high on a winters afternoon?

because people keep wearing those annoying g-strings with their butts hanging out!

If you had the choice would you sail to a sun-drenched island or stay in cold blighty for Christmas?

If you had the choice would you sail to a sun-drenched island or stay in cold blighty for Christmas?


Sun drenched island (no contest)


Same Question

I would stay in blighty with the cold wet weather, i would miss my Christmas dinner, mince pies, my family all having a drink around the Christmas tree, i love the whole atmosphere, i would 'nt change it No Way, not even for a sun drenched island, it just would'nt be the same.


Have you booked your holiday for next year yet? and if so where are you going?

I've actually booked 2!

One in Nice in April for our silver wedding anniversary and one in July when a crowd of us are going to the place we stayed last year in the Loire Valley

What was the best holiday you ever had?

I've actually booked 2!

One in Nice in April for our silver wedding anniversary and one in July when a crowd of us are going to the place we stayed last year in the Loire Valley

What was the best holiday you ever had?
My round the world travelling this summer, definately!

Have you ever been up the Eiffel Tower?

My round the world travelling this summer, definately!

Have you ever been up the Eiffel Tower?

Yes me and hubby went to Paris to see in the year 2000, it was amazing.

Do you like the French? and have you ever tried frogs legs?

Yes, I like French and yes, I've had froglegs...taste like chicken.

Do you like egg salad?? How do you fix yours?

Yes. I've never had a broken one. :unsure:

If you drop food when you're stirring it in a pan, do you pop it back in and tell no-one?

There's another way?

Have you ever had consecutive one-night-stay guests and not bothered changing the sheets?

There's another way?

Have you ever had consecutive one-night-stands and not bothered changing the sheets?

Certainly not!!

Does anyone else think FFA's questions are just too personal?

Certainly not!!

Does anyone else think FFA's questions are just too personal?

nah ask away FFA!:wink2:

Do you think that everybody panic's for bread and milk when the snow comes?

No...I think some silly journalist here or there forgets to buy bread and turns it into a 'BIG FREEZE ON THE WAY ...SHOPS RUN OUT OF FOOD OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE' type disaster.

Is yoru boss understanding if your are delayed coz of snow and natural disasters and things?

Yes. Just as understanding as we are with all the sick time he takes.

Have you had snow yet?

Yeh, we had white gardens this morning, but it's melted now.:cry:
Apparantly there's more on the way 'tho....:w00t:






Are you off out on the razz tonight?
.

Are you off out on the razz tonight?


No, I'm still recovering from last night!


How many Christmas Parties are you going to?

Yeh, we had white gardens this morning, but it's melted now.:cry:
Apparantly there's more on the way 'tho....:w00t:






Are you off out on the razz tonight?
.

Tonight no i'm not that lucky, maybe tomorrow night though.

Do you think that the first Willy Wonka film was best or the new one with Johnny Depp?

ALL of them...whether I'm invited or not.I LOVE Christmas...

Has it started in your neck of the woods yet? Heard my first Christmas carole today...:-O

Had my first Christmas card last night:wacko: Although she did have an excuse, she was going back home to Spain so wouldn't see her again.

Do you send your cards out or wait to receive to see who sends them to you first?

Had my first Christmas card last night:wacko: Although she did have an excuse, she was going back home to Spain so wouldn't see her again.

Do you send your cards out or wait to receive to see who sends them to you first?


I just send them out!

Do you think the first Willy Wonka film was the best or the recent one with Johnny Depp?

The first...deffo heffo!

Do you watch films on Christmas day or just loll and eat and veg?

The first...deffo heffo!

Do you watch films on Christmas day or just loll and eat and veg?

I watch a film ,eat my dinner, drink some wine, then go to sleep! ZZZZZ

Are you still excited when Christmas Morning comes?

Are you still excited when Christmas Morning comes?

Oh god, yes that's the best part!

When do you put your tree up

Oh god, yes that's the best part!

When do you put your tree up

well my children are nagging me to put the tree up on December 1st!! maybe i will?

same question

the first staturday in december....i have a mince-spy party and get my friends to help decorate it.
(then the next day when they have gone adn when i'm sober..I fix it.)

Do you think people miss out on the true message of Christmas..thesed days..
(ooh get me!)
:-)

I think most get the message alright deep inside, but it is easy to lose sight of it amongst all the clamour and revellery.....





Do you go to a service of any kind over the hols?

.

I go to church every Sunday TE...but we usually attend the Christmas service aswell if there is one...oh and midnight mass if hard to attend around these parts as most churches don't do it anymore....to many drunks ruining it for the 'masses'!

Did anyone notice I forgot to post my Question?

I go to church every Sunday TE...but we usually attend the Christmas service aswell if there is one...oh and midnight mass if hard to attend around these parts as most churches don't do it anymore....to many drunks ruining it for the 'masses'!

Did anyone notice I forgot to post my Question?

No:w00t:

Do you think it's wrong to deceive children by telling them there is a Santa Claus?

Nah...I loved believing in Santa...it's all a bit of fun!

Would you like to snog George Clooney?

Do you really need to ask:naughty:

Why don't elephants never forget?

i don't really know...what were you saying???

What's your favorite Christmas song? (hymn or secular):)

Fun Christmas: 'Simply Having a Wonderful/Wombling Christmas Time'

Hymn: 'Hark the Herald Angel Sing'

Would you like to smell my mushroom?

Fun Christmas: 'Simply Having a Wonderful/Wombling Christmas Time'

Hymn: 'Hark the Herald Angel Sing'

Would you like to smell my mushroom?


Please explain what your 'mushroom' is first? Haaaaa


what are you doing today?

I'm working and this is a mushroom...the longest reported one in fact!

http://ky-festivals.org/success/mushroom/the-longest-mushroom.jpg

Interesting isn't it?

P.S. I don't know if this is of any significance but this mushroom was apparently displayed at the KY Festival... :whistling:

No and no.

Can you think of anything more interesting?

No, not at the moment anyway....

Can you?

Of course.

Do you like biltong?

I have no idea.

What is it?

It's like a dried cured chewy beef thing. Quite nice, you should try it. Very popular in Africa.

Do you like haloumi?

:mellow:

Is Patsy from this planet?

Debatable, granted.

It's goats cheese and lovely grilled. You should try that also.

Do you like ratatouille (otherwise known as rat stew :devil: )?

Good heavens no...Milo Sid..what would they think! :shocking:

Is Patsy a saddistic plop head?

Good heavens no...Milo Sid..what would they think! :shocking:

Is Patsy a saddistic plop head?


No but she certainly has an acquired taste in food, who does she think she is Jilly. sniff sniff.

what is the most delicious meal you have ever eaten?

Mums homemade chicken pie with suet pasty......

Should I share my large bar of chocolate around?

No, you should give it all to me.

Does chocolate really not go with champagne?

Chocolate goes with everything Nox...if it didn't I would give up everything else but chocolate!

If I eat the whole bar really slowly will it still mean I take in a zillion calories?

I think that you burn more calories that way - so probably not as many as a zillion.

Was that what you wanted to hear?

Yeshhh...sorry I mean yes (had a gob full of chocolate):blush:

If you had to choose a dance to perform in fron t of everyone on this site at the Royal Albert Hall which dance would you do?

I think i would probably do the 'Funky Chicken dance' :ninja:

Do you think Shane from X Factor sings like someone is grabbing him by the ball-s?

Nope:mellow:

Do you like a full moon?

Only if it's by a fit hairy-ar$ed rugby player. :devil:

Has anyone else had 4 colds in 6 weeks?

nope. you win. impressive snot statistics there........





.
Do you think you should get a flu shot?:wacko:

No, I don't want to get ill again FFS!

Is it best to be cruel to be kind, or just kind, or just be cruel?

Just be honest!

Will you all be here later as I spend the last half of the night watch with the most boring man on earth bar none?

Just be honest!

Will you all be here later as I spend the last half of the night watch with the most boring man on earth bar none?


maybe ,well hope so, i would love to chat!,
who is THE most boring man on earth bar none?

Robbie Williams....seriously.

Will this thread ever run out of pages?

I doubt it.



Have you ever had piles .... and what did you do about it ?

I had piles of dead leaves in the garden so I swept, them up, put them in a black bag and threw them out.

What was the last magazine you read?

'Mental Floss', a very interesting magazine! They have a website also: www.mentalfloss.com.



Are you a 'hot natured' or 'cold natured' person?:wacko:

'Mental Floss', a very interesting magazine! They have a website also: www.mentalfloss.com.



Are you a 'hot natured' or 'cold natured' person?:wacko:


Hot natured.

My American friend tells me that certain shops in the States are trying to take the Christ out of Christmas for example they are not calling them Christmas trees but Holiday Trees now, do you think that's really stupid?

I think it is THE most stupid thing i have heard, and political correctness gone mad :mellow:




Do you like christmas cake ?

Do you like christmas cake ?

Not really, I don't mind if I don't have any.



Do you like Christmas Pudding?

Yes please, just a little

Which type of cream do you like

Do you like Christmas Pudding? No

Which is best giving or receiving presents

I like all kinds of cream...It's yum.
I think it is better to give presents, but only to those who you really like and who deserve them.No time for corporate gifts and that kind of thing.

Can I just say that taking the Christ out of Christmas, no matter what your beliefs, is RIDICULOUS.Just don't bother celebrating it...fe ck off with yerself and leave others to get on with it!!!!! Can I say that.

Christmas is a celebration of the birth of christ therefore to drop Christ from the title means you have a celebration with no purpose.

Do you have wind today?

Not much wind - we had it the last couple of days - but it's pouring with rain

When did you last have a Mars Bar?

Can't remember...do the little mini ones count? If so then probably last Christmas sometime!

Should I be looking for something more meaningful to do with my working day?

Nah - seems to me if you can post and get paid for it it's a good use of your working time:D

Should I go Christmas Shopping this afternoon?

No of course not. If the weather in Aberdeen is anything like it is here, you will stay in!

When did you stop believing in santa?

There's no Santa:shocking: :eek: :shock: :cry:

Why do children seem to grow up so quickly these days?

Beacause their parents let them by buying them sexy clothing, makeup etc and letting them get their ears peirced or stay out way too late and have far too much independence and money from an early age because they can't be bothered to bring them up from the age dot! Oh and if a child is allowed to be a child for to long the poor little urchin gets bullied at school...:ranting:

Does that answer your question?

Beacause their parents let them by buying them sexy clothing, makeup etc and letting them get their ears peirced or stay out way too late and have far too much independence and money from an early age because they can't be bothered to bring them up from the age dot! Oh and if a child is allowed to be a child for to long the poor little urchin gets bullied at school...:ranting:

Does that answer your question?


Yes and that made me sad, because it's so true.:sad:

my daughter is 10 and still beleives in Santa, and some of the other children are so mean to her at school.


if a Genie appeared on Christmas day and granted you one wish, what would be your wish?

World peace or failing that my top ten totty smothered in chocolate and no spoon!

Should Santas Elves be allowed the same rights as the rest of us workers?

Should Santas Elves be allowed the same rights as the rest of us workers?

Yes of course they should!




Should I go and finish decorating my tree or not?

No...leave it half finished so that when people visit over the holidays they can add their own baw ball to the mix! :)

What shall I have for tea....bearing in mind I'll have to pop out to the garage to get it and I only have a microwave to cook it in?

a baked potato with tuna and mayo over the top yummy!

will you eat like a piggy over Christmas or be good and not binge?

I will eat yummy stuff!

Arrrrrghhhh or Ahhhhhhhhh?

I will eat yummy stuff!

Arrrrrghhhh or Ahhhhhhhhh?


Ahhhhhhhhh sounds a bit more saucy so i will go for that!


I am at the moment reading a book called 'Skipping Christmas' would you ever skip Christmas?

I can't see myself skipping Christmas, no matter what disasters befall me.
Eek..I really hope not.


Would you be upset if you got a 'third world gift voucher' ie..piglets or a midwife for some village in the developing world, rather than a glitzy prezzy, from a good friend of yours?

I can't see myself skipping Christmas, no matter what disasters befall me.
Eek..I really hope not.


Would you be upset if you got a 'third world gift voucher' ie..piglets or a midwife for some village in the developing world, rather than a glitzy prezzy, from a good friend of yours?
Absolutely :ninja:

Am I a selfish piece of s.hit?

Am I a selfish piece of s.hit?

Nah....... just a typical young man! :kid:

Do you think I should start my Christmas shopping soon?

Nah....... just a typical young man! :kid:

Do you think I should start my Christmas shopping soon?
No, wait until Dec 23rd like me and then we can both come on here together and complain that we can't find anything cos we've left it too late etc.

Do you usually get carol-singers at your door in the run up to Christmas?

yes usually but they are becoming more scarce.

do you beleive in love at first sight?

No.. lust yes, but love takes time.

Are you a realist or an idealist?

Realist!

Will Sid (my Rat) ever forgive me for dropping him yesterday?...by the way he wasn't hurt but he keeps giving me that look of 'You did that on purpose!' and then walks away looking emotionally upset...:blush:

Realist!

Will Sid (my Rat) ever forgive me for dropping him yesterday?...by the way he wasn't hurt but he keeps giving me that look of 'You did that on purpose!' and then walks away looking emotionally upset...:blush:
I'm sure he will forgive you. Give him some extra treats. the way to a pet's heart is most definately through their stomach.
I dropped my hamster Gizmo once and the next day he could hardly move then the day after that he was dead. I still feel terrible to this day :( But I'm sure that won't happen to Sid!

Have you ever killed a pet by accident? (or on purpose?)

Yes...:blush: When I was four my hamster had babies and well...we let the babies out for a run around one day and I got so over excited I started jumping up and down...unfortunately I landed on one of the babies and it died....needless to say I was devastated....:cry: Another of the babies got squashed behind the dresser....four survived and went on to be very pampered pets with friends of ours. :wink2: But their dad was eaten by our cat.... :sad:

What's the tackiest Christmas decoration you have to put up this year?

A Rudolph Wreath that has batteries and a motion sensor and it plays carols when it 'senses' movement...which is everytime a bird farts!! It'll stay on the front door till we put everything up till next year but the batteries will be out by....Thursday! Mr. M hates him with a passion, I like him but the carols get old everytime the breeze blows but I just smile through gritted teeth.:devil:

Do you 're-gift'?? You know, you get something and it's not really your cup of tea and your mother's cousin's aunt is coming to town and you can't/don't want to buy something...??????:w00t:

No, I only get presents from those I see alot of and well...they'd notice if I wasn't enjoying their gift! :bag:

If you could have painted any of the master pieces which would it have been?

'The Meeting on the Turrett Stairs'..by Burton...
It's ever so historic and kind of sad...it's from a song.
LOVE it

Do you think these paintings deserve the phenomenal prices that are usually paid for them?

In a word..no!

Do you think your company has a right to monitor Net usage?

I think they have a right to check that you ain't abusing the system too much when you should be working.
But I don't think they have the right to monitor the content of your private e-mail.Especially when you are on lunch or break.Where I work it's on a 'trust' system, and no one has really been hauled over the coals for anything.

Do you spend much time on line when you SHOULD be working?

Nope - It's difficult to be online and teach at the same time!

How did you waste time at work before the internet?

Talking



Have you ever moved home just before Christmas?

Does September count? My freind is exchanging contracts on the 16th Dec..she must be mad!

Do poots make you laugh, blush or cringe?

Laugh!

Why is no-one ever in the chatroom and would anyone like to come in there now?

I can't go there..... :sad: :cry:

Is this a moment when I should burst into a song about how hard done by I am?

No - please don't sing!

Do you have an advent calander this year?

YES...BOUTH IT ON THE 5TH SO NOT ONLY DID I GET IT HALF PRICE i GOT TO EAT FIVE CHOCOLATES IN ONE DAY!

Are you going to contact Pfizer for erection advice? (just click on the ad at the top of the page)

Oh thanks. I didn't see that up there.
*makes mental note to bookmark page*

Are you at work?

Yes but don't tell anyone! :naughty:

PJ...does he live or die in the next SOMBA Tale?

He lives. Amy Nuttall is in it as well. She lives too. They spot each other across a crowded bar. There's chemistry. He walks up to her. She flirts outrageously. He buys her drink. She leaves in his arms. They make mad passionate love all night. The end.

Do you think Coastie should just start the somba tale just now and never mind waiting til 2006?

No...PJ needs to learn the art of patience!

Should I start writing my Christams cards now?

Not sure. :unsure:
What's Christams?

It's when Satan comes down the Chimney

Christmas Cards - why?

To drive me mad!!!!

Have you recently been appalled at another person's behavior?:shocking:

No...due to years of having to witness allsorts of stuff I am no longer easily appalled....I can be known to call someone an idiot from time to time though!

What did I dream about during my break this evening?

Russell Crowe covered in chocolate, drinking a pint of Guinness with your name on it?

Do you use public transport regularly?

I get the bus to work 3 days a week...and drive for the days I have football practice.

Does'nt it look a bit odd to see the words 'public transport' and 'regular' in the one place?:wink2:

It does at our flippin' train station, yes:
:angry:

Do you think Madonna looks great at 47 or should she give the risque shows a rest?

I think she looks amazing...the only reason she should halt that kind of carry on is nothing to do with age, bur rahter because she has been doing it for years and years.It's a bit boring now..........
But she has always looked gret...in my humble o.

Have you ever heard of 'Podge and Rodge'?

Nope

Who or what are 'Podge and Rodge'?

Podge and Rodge are the BEST things on telly...have to be seen to be believed.
They are..er...story-tellers.Their charachters are called names like 'Pony Mahony' 'And Fester O' Semtex' and the 'O Groin' brothers.Yes..it sounds childish...but they are very very funny.'A Scare at Bedtime' is NOT to be missed.The big red heads on them as well.....heeheehee....


What day are you getting your Christmas holidays....?And for how long?

First day is Thursday 22nd December - for two weeks.

What are your plans for the festive season?

Going up to my mum and dads for Xmas. Coming back on for my friends 40th birthday on the 29th (which also happens to be my birthday, so will celebrate with her in style).










And then recovering:w00t:

Who is your favourite actor/actress at the moment?

Still Russell Crowe :wub:

Do you like boxing?

Not really.

What do I have to do to get more rep around here?
(Said with tongue firmly in cheek ;))

Not really.

What do I have to do to get more rep around here?
(Said with tongue firmly in cheek ;))

Beg and grovel...or ask questions like...what do I have to do to get more rep!

Where oh where has my sandwich gone?

Sorry Coastie,I was hungry.........

Would you like a cup of tea?

Funnily enough...one of the lads has just nipped off to make me one!

Is it a good thing that I have lost my voice today?

No..it can be a nice rest for you.And sounds like you are getting sympathetic cups o' tea....so that is nice.

WHERE CAN PEOPLE DOWNLADE THE LATEST (I.E. CURRENT USA) EPISODES OF LOST FROM?

I have no idea!

Does anyone else?

Not a scooby.

How do I give my dolphin a Santa hat?

Ask Critique!

How can I get rid of this tickly cough that I have had for 4 weeks now??

Ask Critique!

How can I get rid of this tickly cough that I have had for 4 weeks now??

Tixylix!

What do you want for Xmas?

Tixylix!

What do you want for Xmas?


A Villa in sunny Spain would be nice!:wink2:

How many Christmas decorations have you put up this year?

None so far

How many Christmas cards have you sent?

None so far

How many Christmas cards have you sent?

............None! I am so behind this year! I haven't even written them.....a black mark for me! :unsure:

Have you ordered your Christmas Turkey yet?

No cos it's not my responsibility...I have bought the booze though which is my responsibility this year!

Cow pat or horse poo?

Horse poo, definately...

Christmas or birthday?

oooo toughie..erm....Christmas cos I get to give presents as well as recieve them and the birthday I'm celebrating is a very special one!

BA Baracus (Mr T) or Hulk Hogan?

Oh definately has to be Mr T.

Should people who have a birthday near Xmas be allowed an unofficial birthday in the summer?

Yes....unless I have to buy them a present!

Cowboys or Shepards?

Cowboys (Sam Elliot comes to mind:wub: )



Firefighter or Doctor?? (there are lady docs and firefighters if the boys want to answer!!!) :fireman: :laugh:

Firefighter........mmmm yes.

Today's World Leaders or Che Guevara?

:unsure:

Can we go back to the Firemen?

Fine with me!

Why do BBC2 put great US comedies like 'Arrested Development' and 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' on at such stupid times? And often just stop showing them? :(

The same reason they put some great US serial dramas on so late.....cos they're embarrassed by the drivel they have been churning out lately!

Don't you just hate having hic-ups?

yes and i hate having the trots too.:bored:

what age did you stop believing in Santa?

I think about 9...:huh:


Do you think Christmas, the present shopping and wrapping and going here and there can be depressing?????:cry:

Nope - I've got about a tenner to spend on the whole of christmas this year, but I don't care, I love every minute of it.

New Year's Eve - is it always a let down?

Nope - I've got about a tenner to spend on the whole of christmas this year, but I don't care, I love every minute of it.

New Year's Eve - is it always a let down?

Personally I love New Year's Eve, although I think this year maybe a bit of a let-down as we have nothing planned! :shocking:

Do you leave anything out for Santa and the Reindeers?

Oh yes. Cookies and milk for the big guy and carrots for the reindeer. Hubby and I flip a coin over who takes a bite from the carrots, cookies, and sip of milk lest there be any questions!!!



Would you rather be out and about rousing around for New Years or in with someone special and/or the family/friends??

I hate New Year and rarely bother with it now. As Mr FFA says, what's the big deal about celebrating being another year closer to dead :w00t:

What was your 'best' Christmas and why?

a tie...both of the boys' first Christmas' were so much fun!! I never really had a 'decent' Christmas till I was married... large family, alcoholic father.


Do you REALLY like eggnog and/or gingerbread??

Can't stand gingerbread...i liked/drank eggnog when i was in the states,but have never had it at home.


do you set your christmas pudding alight?

Nah, just scoff it down:laugh:

Should I drink wine or lager whilst out tonight?

Both

Will Andrea be posting nonsense later?

Oh yes. And I'm looking forward to it immensely!!:laugh:


Will Andrea have a sore head tomorrow?!!!

Oh yes. And I'm looking forward to it immensely!!:laugh:

Worst hangover ever?

Oh yes. And I'm looking forward to it immensely!!:laugh:

Worst hangover ever?


when i was 16 and on the YTS scheme (remember them?) well anyway our group all went out for the night and i got legless and i mean legless, they refused to serve me at the bar because i was so loud, so i started nicking drinks from tables anything i could get my hands on went down my neck,at the end of the night i collapsed in the doorway and a bouncer had to carry me out to a friends car, my mum had to sleep with me that night, and i fell out of bed and puked all over the rug, it was one hell of a hangover that i don't wish to repeat EVER!

what's your favourite tipple?

During a ridiculous bender in Las Vegas from 9am til 5am the next morning. Literally couldn't move for about 2 days.

Red or white wine?

Red in the winter - white, cool and crisp in the summer.

Should I wear my black or pink feather boa tonight.

Both, twirled in a spiral stylee

Aren't you a bit overdressed for a night in front of the telly?

Hee..if it's JUST the feather boa...sounds a bit under dressed to moi!

Am I the only person 'wot' gets their Christmas holliers today...
Beam!

If I hadn't been on maternity leave, I would have been on christmas holidays today, so I'm counting it as if I were :xmas hat: .

How much do you hate writing those "catch up" notes inside christmas cards to people you never see cos you don't actually like very much?

I don't. I only write catch-up notes to people I haven't seen for ages, but do like and am too lazy to go and see.

Are you going to make a New Year's Resolution?

Nope, what's the point in kidding myself?

Have you ever stuck to one?

Not for long.

Have you seen my new thread?

I always make a few new years 'revolutions', but only ones that I know I can stick too....
like..more leisure time and more saving for holidays n' things.

Do you think January is a goddam awful long dark bleak month?

Oh yes. which is why I may have to get away for a break before someone puts me away.....somewhere padded..


D'ya reckon the boss will notice if I don't do year end sales / cost of sales reports and go and get my hair done instead?

Nah, just slip some whisky in his coffee - he'll never know you are gone! And when you come back with your luscious locks, he won't notice that either!! Men never do!

Should I have a piece of chrsitmas cake with cup of tea?

yes do .......................can i join you?

No! Step away from the Christmas cake :gunsmilie:

Are you looking forward to a whole new year!

Oh yes - loads of things happening - our 25th wedding anniversary, one son's 18th , the other's 21st, two holidays in France booked (although I'm not really looking forward to my 50th)

What are you doing at New Year?

Party...low key...at a friends house.....looking forward to it as it will be a giggle!

Has anyone else had a weird tummy bug thing? I have it now....don't want to be sick as such but it's kinda like a hangover tummy without the alcohol having been consumed...not fair...so anyone ealse?

Has anyone else had a weird tummy bug thing? I have it now....don't want to be sick as such but it's kinda like a hangover tummy without the alcohol having been consumed...not fair...so anyone ealse?


Everyone in my house has had it, Coastie :cry:



Christopher Eccleston or David Tennant?

David Tennant...he's purty!:naughty:



a present or money to buy for yourself??:glare:

Money! That way I can stack it up and buy something bigger!

Dominoes or Scrabble?

Scrabble......cuz I'm :smartie:



Trivial Pursuit or Pictionary??

Pictionary cos I'm more of a :artist: than a :nerd:

Do you baby talk to your pets?

Yes, I am equally as likely to swear at my cats as at my babies. :nerd:

Is there something not quite right about straight bananas?

Ask Raider Dingo :ninja:

Is my cat cuddling me because (a) I am the best thing in his little feline world or (b) he has just come in soaking wet and freezing?

Ask Raider Dingo :ninja:

Is my cat cuddling me because (a) I am the best thing in his little feline world or (b) he has just come in soaking wet and freezing?
If your cat is anything like mine it`s because you are the best thing in his world !!!! Yeah right.

What`s the longest you have stuck to a new years resolution?

What`s the longest you have stuck to a new years resolution?
I think I made it to a tea break on New Years Day at work one year...and then went straight to the counter that had the kit kats on it....:(


Have you booked a holiday for 2006 yet?

I think I made it to a tea break on New Years Day at work one year...and then went straight to the counter that had the kit kats on it....:(


Have you booked a holiday for 2006 yet?
Yes. Hotel right on the beach in Cornwall.

Do you have pancakes on shrove Tuesday?

No

What's the worst resolution you have ever made at New Year?

To eat more heathily. It didnt last.


Do you think i can sneak home safely now .... without anyone knowing :nerd:

To eat more heathily. It didnt last.


Do you think i can sneak home safely now .... without anyone knowing :nerd:

yes better put on a disguise though just in case!

i am thinking of going to Portugal to spend Christmas away next year am i mad?

yes better put on a disguise though just in case!

i am thinking of going to Portugal to spend Christmas away next year am i mad?
No. Variety is the spice of life.

Have you eaten a cream egg yet?

Not yet - soon though!!

What did you think of TV at Christmas?

I think it sucks ****:ranting: :shutup:

Have you ever burnt off some skin on your foot because you stepped on the ground in 40 degree heat?

(happened to my sister today at the pools!)

No but I have stood on at least three rusty nails in my lifetime! :unsure:

Who would you most like to see win Wimbledon....Tim Henman or Andrew Murray? (this is obviously a theoretical question!)

Andrew Murray, I never could take to Henman.

What was the high point of 2005 for you?

Hmmm..so many to choose from..can I have more than one?...i.e. the birth of neice number three....my first published article....the Dublin meet.....diving in Egypt and gaining my PADI certificate....camping in Somerset....

2005 was a fab year for me....looking forward to 2006 now!

Is it naughty of me to offer to write my line managers end of course report for him...he's a cracking guy (not totty or anything just a really nice guy)?

No, but try to get a meal or something out of it!!!


Do you get excited with the newness of a New Year...or is it just an New Year, no big deal??

Quite the opposite, actually. Another year older, no wiser and no better off. Doom, gloom, etc, etc.........

Have you taken your medication today?

I've eaten half a chocolate orange already...does that count?

What was the the suprise sprung on me by Milo and Sid today?

They are engaged????


What's your favorite topic of interest??

Film....(and both Milo and Sid farted on me....very smelly they were to!):pooh:

Cupid draw back your....?

is it middle finger or arrow?? I always get them confused!:devil:


Who's prettier....Camilla or Princess Anne???? tough choice!! weigh you answer carefully!

oh Princess Anne definately, but i think Grotbags is prettier than Camilla!

Whos prettier, Camilla or Charles :w00t:

Just be thankful they never had children :nerd:

Would you have plastic surgery if someone else was paying for it?

No, I really am scared of plastic surgery!!! I've had way too many regular surgeries and I'm scared of them as well. I have to be secretly sedated before I can flee from the bed when they come to get me!!:cry:




If you WOULD have plastic surgery if someone else paid for it, what would you have done???:huh:

Jeez, the list is endless - two children within 18 months takes its toll....I never thought I would, but now? Hell I'd take the whole lot :pimp:

Was Elvis over-rated?

Yes and no....he had a talent that in the beginning was something that could have been monumental but he sold himself out. I guess in the end: YES!



Do you have an 'older' performer you secretly adore?? Mine are Judy Garland and Marilyn Monroe.:wub:

Gene Kelly and James Mason :wub:

Can you get into chat msg?

Yes, had a loverly time with y'all!


Did you have the fun you thought you would at your NYE do?

With you lot, absolutely (and with that "absolutely" it just reminds me of a scottish comedy program that I used to watch that was called...."Absolutely", but you had to do it in the accent"


Does anyone have any idea what I'm on about?

No but I TRUST you do....LARF!!!!


Do you take painkillers as a precaution before you go to bed to stave off the hangover???:nerd:

Only if the child cap's not on.

Does anyone know if Groucho looks like this? :nerd: I think he probably does, hence the shroud of secrecy. That's my theory and it's mine.

A little more hair, I'd say, but otherwise, spot on :bag: .

Is everyone bar me back to work tomorrow? :cool1:

Does anyone know if Groucho looks like this? :nerd: I can categorically confirm that Groucho looks NOTHING like :nerd:


Have you taken your Christmas Decorations down yet?

Yes my decorations are all down now, with a little help from my cat :angry:

Am i going to become addicted to this forum?

YES!


Was your NYE hangover easy-peasy or one step from hell?

Was your NYE hangover easy-peasy or one step from hell?

I didn't have one :bag:


When do you go back to work after the holidays?

April.

Mwahahahahahahahaha

Wasn't christmas television pants?

Yes - apart from Dr Who.

What's the best way to lose weight?

I think it is sensible healthy eating plus regular exercise......



Do you exercise regulary?

I think it is sensible healthy eating plus regular exercise......



Do you exercise regulary?


:w00t: Excercise what's that?

will you be disgusted if Michael Barrymore is in Celebrity Big Brother?

:w00t: Excercise what's that?

will you be disgusted if Michael Barrymore is in Celebrity Big Brother?
Not disgusted (but rather he wasn`t there) but it does annoy me that most people who go into the house are there just to try a revive their careers. (same as IACGMOOH) Also I was never a bit fan of his anyway.

Who would be the person you would most like to see the the BB house?

I would like to see Jeremy Paxman in there! :naughty:


Would you ever phone in work sick if you weren't?

No...I don't even go sick when I am sick...I have to be unable to walk before I call in sick....:wacko:

Balloo or Bagera?

No...I don't even go sick when I am sick...I have to be unable to walk before I call in sick....:wacko:

Balloo or Bagera?

Balloo!!!!!!!! ~~~~~ look for the bear nessesaties, the simple bear nessesaties forget about your worries and your stife.......... i said the bear nessesaties that's why a bear must rest at ease to make the bear nessesaties of life................oh yeah~~:blush: :w00t:


can you wait for warm summer days?