You get 50 points for a cyclist and 25 for a pedestrian, in my game :nerd: .

Do you ever jump into this thread with a reply only to find you don't have a question?

Constantly.

.................................

Numpty.

Do you sing loudly to yourself in the car?

Yes...to the disgust of many whilst sitting at traffic lights


Do you ever pretend to be on a mobile to avoid eye contact with people you don't want to talk to?

Nope, I just ignore them.

Would you be offended if you had invited people over for dinner and they insisted on bringing a dessert?

If they brought a shop made one YES
If they brought a home made one NO


I refer you to post 3251..:nerd:

You haven't done that many?

Do you realise that you and floopy are nearly on the same number of posts?

Hmmm are they are the same person?

Why has Coastie forgotton to post a question again?

I did to! I asked are they the same person...note the question mark at the end of my comment :p

Should I share my packet of refreshers with my work chums or wait and share my packet of love hearts with them?

Depends on who needs refreshers and who needs love hearts I'd say!


Is everyone excited that I got a new printer as the other one was half dead and Mr. Ms finished it off fixing it???

My life is enriched by your pleasure, MSG. :cool2:

So my friends came over for dinner and bought two shop-bought desserts. Buzz says I should be offended. Is she right?

No. Are there any other sort?

What did you make for dinner?

Were they any good? If you liked them and it saved you time, I say so what.


do you thing my grammar and spelling are improving??:cool:

Cat, I cooked nuffink, but Cockney cooked a very nice chicken parmiggiana (sp?) and tagliatelle.

MSG, not noticeably so.

Is more expensive wine always better?

God no! Especially white, a good white wine can taste like pure ****e.

Who broke my tiffany lamp?

Patsy

Where is Gigi's other trainer?

Basil did it of course!!!!!


Who do you think broke it?? (Patsy)

bitch...thought is was one of the boys.

Under the bed in the spare room

Is 41 old?

no, I'll be 41 in May


are we too old to act 25?

No way - I'll be 50 this year and I've been acting 25 for years :thumbsup:

What is on you desk right now - apart from your computer!

My NEW PRINTER!!!!, some CD's:blank, burned, and bought, a book, a lamp, an old oil burning lamp (hubby's heirloom), hubby's safe with his old money and state quaters in it, and some dust.


Do you have a regular mouse or a marble mouse?? ( We have a marble mouse and I LOVE it!)

As far as I'm aware I have a regular mouse with a cable 'n' everyfink.

What the hell is a marble mouse?

Ssshh, it's probably best not to ask her. :wacko:

Are you having a nice weekend?

As far as I'm aware I have a regular mouse with a cable 'n' everyfink.

What the hell is a marble mouse?

This (http://www.jdmi.net.order-it.net/go.aspx?http://ecom.order-it.net/ssproduct.asp?pf_id=10037099)
is a marble mouse!! The BEST thing in the world. You move the marble instead of the whole mouse!!

As for you PJ my lovely......you days comin' sugar pie!!

Since I found out why I had psychopathic tendencies the past week, it's been a better weekend.



Are you a neat freak or a clutter blutter???

Both

Do you like nuts?

Yes I like you all! :w00t:

Remind me...why am I here today?

Coz you have no life to you just go on the comp!

Where would you be if you had a life right now? :kid:

I'd be at church if I wasn't at work...:angel_not

I have a 200g bar of dairy milk before me...will there be any left by the end of the day?

If it were me no and it's you so... no! :kid:

Would you eat the chocolate?

I shared half of it and ate the other half :blush:

Do you think offices should have a broom cupboard with a punch bag inside so workers can go and relieve stress every now and again?

I shared half of it and ate the other half :blush:

Do you think offices should have a broom cupboard with a punch bag inside so workers can go and relieve stress every now and again?
Absolutely. I used to work in a place that had a gym downstairs - needless to say the punch bag was the most popular item there! :w00t:

How's your weather today?

Boiling hot!

How do you wish the weather was today?

As it is...esspecially since I can't be out there enjoying it! :naughty:

Do you like Smarties?

Yes especially the blue ones as they make me hyper Wheeeeeeee.

do you like faggo-ts and peas?

Ummmm what are you implying?

Did you get what bridge said and I so what did she mean?

Yes (Faggots are a sort of meatball)

What is your most favourite meal?

(Oh thank god, thought I was getting insulted!)

I don't really have a fav meal

What meal do you hate with a vengeance?

Anything with oily fish!

What will it take for Pompey to come back against Liverpool?

Another Sean Davis goal!

Have the Dons any chance against Hearts in the next round of the cup?

Yes...unless they lose in which case I said no!

Does this fence look good traped between my butt cheeks?

Does this fence look good traped between my butt cheeks?

It does Coastie - very fetching :ninja: :laugh:


Do you have a webcam?

I do. But I don't use it that often. Only to talk to my cousins in canada sometimes. That's my only use for it, honest...

Do you have a webcam?

Yes and I use it alot.

Do you have a webcam?

Yes and I use it alot.

Do you have a webcam?
Yes. But hardly use it


What is the next thing you will change in your house?

What is the next thing you will change in your house?


The carpets!



How many cars do you own?

One...it's like gazillions of years old and used to belong to a VERY famous horsetrainer...and I LOVE it...ain't ever gonna put it out to pasture.

Do you think over 150 million euro is an awful lot of money for one person to win in the Euro Millions lottery! What WOULD you do with it!
:-O

I'd spend most of it on wine, women and song and probably blow the rest!


How are you celebrating Chinese New Year?

Went to a festival yesterday....it was good fun....bright and colourful and lots of laughter.
It's the year of the dog.

How many languages do you speak?

I'm going to send out for an English.

Should I have it with or without relish?

Edit: Sorry, Aon. The answer to your question is two, badly.

I'm going to send out for an English.

Should I have it with or without relish?

Edit: Sorry, Aon. The answer to your question is two, badly.
Relish

I am doing a month without drink only there is a girly get together on Friday. Shall I be good or bad?

Hmm depending on your motives I'd say be good! :wink2:

Do you get bum fluff?

Yes!

Re bellybuttons: Do you have an 'inny' or an 'outy'?

Inny...with fluff!

What is the maximum number of times you can spin round on your chair in a minute?

Re bellybuttons: Do you have an 'inny' or an 'outy'?

I've got an "inny" ... I was dreading getting an "outy" when I was pregnant, but luckily it stayed in! It has a deep scar inside of it though where I had my gall bladder removed by keyhole surgery ... making it even less attrractive than it already was!


Question: Do you ever sneakily smell and admire the whiff of your own farts in bed?

Inny...with fluff!

What is the maximum number of times you can spin round on your chair in a minute?

none ...it has no wheels ... although I now have this picture of you spinning round in your chair and counting how many times you do it ... and your colleagues completely ignoring you cos they are used to such antics!!

Question: Do you ever get into trouble for using the internet at work?!

Farts: But of course! :wub:

Internet: Nope...but then I am a little careful! (by the way...I could only spin for 30secs before feeling ill and I lose count through dizziness!)

Do you ever feel ignored?

What did you have for dinner tonight?

What did you have for dinner tonight?

Shepherd's Pie ... cooked by my own fair hands with broccoli and green beans.


When did you last ignore Coastie?

When did you last ignore Coastie?


Who's Coastie?

That's mean...( I like it!)
I never ignore Coastie..on purpose.

Do you believe in the lost city of Atlantis?

I'll believe it when they find it

Has anybody got a really good excuse for me not doing the planning I'm supposed to be doing right now?

You were attacked by a stalker...I'll back you up on this one Rob! :photo:

Any ideas as to what I can do tomorrow to stay awake since I have seen all I want to see at the cinema already this week?

Has anybody got a really good excuse for me not doing the planning I'm supposed to be doing right now?Sorry Rob I haven't :sad:


When you were a child what did you want to be when you grew up?

Champion the Wonder Horse's owner

Same question

A vet or a soldier!

What is the worst song to have stuck in your head?

Any ideas as to what I can do tomorrow to stay awake since I have seen all I want to see at the cinema already this week?You could go for a swim in the sea :cool:



What is the worst song to have stuck in your head?

What is the worst song to have stuck in your head?

I Want It All - Kandyfloss with a K

What's the most you have ever spent on a single item of clothing?

£199 on my leather bomber jacket. The most expensive below that is £50 on a pair of trainers. The most I normally spend on one item of clothing is £30 and then only if I really, really want it which isn't that often! Oh forgot £60 on a ball gown!

Has that answered your question Floops?

My name's not Floops.

When did you last have diarrhoea?

Hmm it was all a bit lose a few days after Christmas when I had a bit of a bug but the real squitty deal hasn't been since February 2000 when I had a bacterial form of dysentry (can't spell that) whilst (sorry Fee) in Uganda.

What's the worst thing you have ever smelt?

A dead cow!!! When I was a teen-ager I worked on a farm milking cows (a milk maid Pats!!) and we were missing one and I came a hair near falling INTO it, even though I smelled it A WAYS off. We had to FIND it so the farmer could dispose of it!! I'll NEVER forget that smell!!


same question!!

When my brother moved into a flat there was a weird smell. We hunted in down behind a chest freezer and it was a bag of fish that had fallen behind. When we picked it up the smell just got 1000 times worse and I nearly threw up.

What operations have you had?

Absolutely none...thank God...(and touch wood!)

Would you rather be lost on a mountain side in freeeeezing conditions OR wandering around a desert aimlessly in blazing sun with NO sign of anything in sight...not even a mirage!!!!!!!!!

Absolutely none...thank God...(and touch wood!)

Would you rather be lost on a mountain side in freeeeezing conditions OR wandering around a desert aimlessly in blazing sun with NO sign of anything in sight...not even a mirage!!!!!!!!!
On the mountain side. I love the cold weather.

Have you ever booked into a hotel under a different name?

No.

Do you think PJ googled the word diarrhoea?

No.

Do you think PJ googled the word diarrhoea?
Oh Yes.

Who thinks Patsy copied and pasted the word diarrhoea?

PJ CANNOT GOOGLE OR SPELL, SO I DON'T KNOW HOW HE CAME UP WITH A BIG WORD! Pats....I'll give her credit and say she copied and pasted!


Do you copy and paste a lot??

PJ CANNOT GOOGLE OR SPELL, SO I DON'T KNOW HOW HE CAME UP WITH A BIG WORD! Pats....I'll give her credit and say she copied and pasted!


Do you copy and paste a lot??
Yes. I would be lost without it.

What is your worse childhood memory?

being old enough to realize that my father was a drunk and beating my mother.


what is your favorite childhood memory??

me and my brother were mad on Starsky and Hutch, and my mother had sent us to the shop and parked outside the store was an identical red Starsky and Hutch car, we thought we had died and gone to heaven and stood outside waiting for Starsky and Hutch to appear (we were going to ask them if they would adopt us) but a lady got in and drove off, we were disappointed but the excitement we felt at seeing that car was awesome well we were only 8!

If you had the chance would you move abroad to live?

Already done it, so I am now very settled back in blighty. Although hubby would go back at the drop of a hat.

Where would you live if you had the choice with no restrictions?

Hawaii or the Carribean (sp), most def!!





where would least like to have to live?

Probably Iran or a place similar to that.

Who was your first tv crush?

Ray Darcy...BIG TIme..He used to prevent kids tv with two puppets called Zig and Zag...he IS gorge!

Do you believe in re-incarnation?

being old enough to realize that my father was a drunk and beating my mother. :bored: :shocking:

Ray Darcy...BIG TIme..He used to prevent kids tv with two puppets called Zig and Zag...he IS gorge!

Do you believe in re-incarnation?

Yes and no

Do you?

I'll let you know when I return :laugh:

Is it Thursday already? :shocking:

Depends where you are in the world!


Do you have big feet?

Dunno... do I?:shocking:

What size are your shoes?

Slightly bigger than my feet.

If Butterflies and Fruit Bowls, how can you keep your kitchen tidy?

I don't.

Is eating piccalilli every day harmful in any way?

I should imagine the ozone layer might be at risk from the output from your árse!:pooh:


Whats the best thing to put on dry winter hands?

2 weeks out foreign...in the sun.

Have you had a creme egg yet this year?

2 weeks out foreign...in the sun.

Have you had a creme egg yet this year?
No. I`ve been very good - - - so far


Who is the oldest living person in your family?

Who is the oldest living person in your family?

My oldest blood relative is my auntie, she is 69 and the black sheep of the family.



Who is the youngest member of your extended family?

Rorus The Great! (Rory)


Is it right to beat naughty kids occasionally?

If they're your own, possibly. If they're someone else's and there's no-one watching, definitely.

Are you babysitting this evening?

Nope, just the only one left standing!


I haven't fed the cats yet.....should I bother?

Perhaps.

Are they yours?

Loosely speaking.


When did you last have a rude thought about a work colleague?

Don't know about a thought, but I mentioned to my colleague that I thought my boss was a wan ker.

Does that count?

Sounds rude to me.


I've had too much red meat and not enough fish this week. What will become of me?

You'll be acting like a brainless caveman for the rest of the week.

Will anyone notice the difference?

Doubt it.:sad:


Is 8 hours blissfully unbroken sleep better than sex?

Is 8 hours blissfully unbroken sleep better than sex?

If you are shattered yes!


What is your favourite sexual position?

Mushrooms.

Yours?

The Anvil


Have you ever had a one night stand?

Wouldn't YOU like to know :naughty:

Have YOU had a one night stand?

Wouldn't YOU like to know :naughty:

Have YOU had a one night stand?
Never felt the need.


What`s the biggest lie you have ever told?

If they're your own, possibly. If they're someone else's and there's no-one watching, definitely.




Oh MY God that made me laugh so much, and it's so true.:laugh:

Reminder to self (never let Patsy babysit my kids)

Never felt the need.


What`s the biggest lie you have ever told?

I don't lie. I'm a good little boy :angel_not

Do you smoke?

Never felt the need.


What`s the biggest lie you have ever told?


that's a toughie, ummm let me see, (several hours later) ummmmmm. I don't tell lies :naughty:


How many colours on a rubiks cube can you do? (i am struggling with 2)

JB beat me too it do i smoke ? no only pot Haaaa just kidding


how many sides can you do on a rubiks cube?

that's a toughie, ummm let me see, (several hours later) ummmmmm. I don't tell lies :naughty:


How many colours on a rubiks cube can you do? (i am struggling with 2)
2

Jakey what are you still doing up?

Dunno, just saw the time lol 3:36am

Should I go to bed?

Hell Yeah, bliddy thing drives me insane



Do you have to be Brainy to finish these things?

Jakey what time is it where you are? oh sorry you alraedy answered my question, i am such a dozy cow sometimes.

Yes (although my dad said there was a trick to it)

Why do you have to be brainy?

Jakey what time is it where you are? oh sorry you alraedy answered my question, i am such a dozy cow sometimes.

lol :laugh: :book:

To finish the Rubiks cube DOH


what's your favourite toy from when you were younger?

Ummm, I'd have to ask my mum but I don't wanna wake her! I'd think it was my Barney the Dinosaur doll (I still have it and may sleep with it still)

What's your favourite toy at the moment?

My computer that links me to my playmates at SO!!



What's your favorite game to play when you were little or big?

Sleep for 13 hours! :laugh:

What is your best feature?

My eyes. I have a very distinct color of green eyes and everyone accuses me of having contacts but I don't. I get the comments on my eyes (and my sense of humor)!



What's your best feature??

My sweet nature

Why am I not surprised JB gets cranky with his teachers?

Get off the 'puter. Now

Because you are the "all seeing and all knowing Fee".


What is it with people on a mission in their mind that drags others in ???

I don't know.

Care to tell me?

Just...nothing. I'm a bit cranky today and well, might offend the easily offendable.


What is your favorite color of all time??

Just...nothing. I'm a bit cranky today and well, might offend the easily offendable.


What is your favorite color of all time??
Blue. Always been blue. Most of my clothes are some shade of blue.

What is the worst job you hate doing in the house?

cleaning the bathroom!! hubby usually does it for me.:wub:


what is your favorite job in the house??

Blow job :cool2:


Should John Prescott be given a lethal injection of something?

Should John Prescott be given a lethal injection of something?

no, of course not.


Do you watch tv every night?

My sweet nature

Why am I not surprised JB gets cranky with his teachers?

Get off the 'puter. Now

:laugh: That's funny :kid:

no, of course not.


Do you watch tv every night?

Yeah

Do you get upset if you miss watching TV for one night?

No...I do like to watch some shows but with Directv I have the option of catching them repeated through the night/early morning. Then, there's always repeats.:huh:



If you are a t.v. addict, what is your favorite, can't miss program??

Either Lost or Desperate Housewives

Same question: If you are a t.v. addict, what is your favorite, can't miss program??

Any Reality Show.


Does my breath smell?

Yes. You smell like a Subway. That's the *******-ridden, rat-infested pit running beneath a road.

Any reason for this?

Any reason for what?

Any reason for what?

Yes. You smell like a Subway. That's the *******-ridden, rat-infested pit running beneath a road.

Any reason for this?

err because she drinks the cans of half empty beer which is mixed with a smattering of ******* and picks up the butt ends ... am I right?


Do you clean your teeth twice a day ... whether they need it or not?

Of course. And teeth always need cleaned twice a day! :nerd:

How often do you go food shopping?

I don't, my mummy does it :kid:

How much food do you consume in one day?

Far tooooo much...Hence the diet


How many plants do you have in your house?

I don't, my mummy does it :kid:

How much food do you consume in one day?

about twice as much as I need! :laugh:


can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Far tooooo much...Hence the diet


How many plants do you have in your house?

none ... no plants and no ornaments ... although I am partial to bunches of fresh flowers and have a rather nifty orange and yellow display in the front room as I type!

about twice as much as I need! :laugh:


can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Yes I can. Photos can be requested via PM.

Can you suck your own big toe?

Yes I can. Photos can be requested via PM.

Can you suck your own big toe?

no


if you can suck your big toe ... do you? :sick:

I haven't sucked it per se, but I have used my suppleness to bite the nail off when it was getting too long... :ninja:

What's your party piece then?

I haven't sucked it per se, but I have used my suppleness to bite the nail off when it was getting too long... :ninja:

What's your party piece then?

touching my nose with my tongue! :laugh:


does my bum look big in this?

Your bum looks big in everything! :ninja: :bag: :shutup:

Am I gonna regret what I just said?

Nice knowin' ya JakeyBoy!!! (YES!)




What's your favorite breakfast?? Cold cereal and milk or the full deal??

Nice knowin' ya JakeyBoy!!! (YES!)




What's your favorite breakfast?? Cold cereal and milk or the full deal??
Usually Bacon and Eggs - I don`t like milk so never have cereal


Do you always wash your hands after using the loo?

Nice knowin' ya JakeyBoy!!! (YES!)

:laugh: If anyone asks I'm not here!:bag: :kid: :w00t:

Usually Bacon and Eggs - I don`t like milk so never have cereal


Do you always wash your hands after using the loo?

Yes

Do YOU???:shocking:

Oh YES!! I have OCD so I basically spend 2/3's of my day washing my hands.



Do you use paper towels or real hand towels in your kitchen?

Real ones

Do you read the paper in the toilet?

Real ones

Do you read the paper in the toilet?
Our toilet paper is normally blank - - so no - :laugh:

Have you ever cried over a film?

No I haven't
But I do admit to getting a lump in my throat at the end of The Green Mile...

What's your favourite flavour of ice cream?

Vanilla (I know, Mr Plain!)

Do you like nuts?

Love Nuts


Have you any scars?

Our toilet paper is normally blank - - so no - :laugh:
:laugh: :cool: :laugh:

Turkish Delight yum

Do you have any scars?

Yes, one under my eye (I'll tell you the full story sometime)

If you have scars, how did you get them?

Yes, one under my eye (I'll tell you the full story sometime)

If you have scars, how did you get them?
Various from falling when I was a wee boy, some from playing football, the usual.
Have one right on my right eyebrow from where I fell in Malta and split it open.
And one from when I got my appendix removed.

How many rooms do you have in your house?

9

Do you have a big house?

A large flat!

Jakeyboy - should you not be in bed?

Yeah, at that time I should've

What did you have for brunch?

Brunch !!! I find it enough of an effort trying to fit in breakfast and lunch ... so i normally skip one.


Have you ever won anything in a competition ... like money, or a holiday ?

Have you ever won anything in a competition ... like money, or a holiday ?


No Bon i'm not that lucky!


Do you hate going to the Doctors? and do you find that the secretary's are really haughty? that was haughty and not naughty! LOL

No Bon i'm not that lucky!


Do you hate going to the Doctors? and do you find that the secretary's are really haughty? that was haughty and not naughty! LOL
Don`t like the docs but the secretary is really pleasant and calls me by my first name and smiles an lot....I think I may be going too much for her to know me by first name though :cry:

Richard and Judy or Paul O`Grady?

Richard and Judy or Paul O`Grady?


Richard and Judy


24 or Lost?

Lost at a push but I'm bored of them both now...

What's the best valentines day gift?

Chocolate (but I wouldn't know!)

Do you like happy faces?

Chocolate (but I wouldn't know!)

Do you like happy faces?
Happy faces as in people smiling? Yes
Happy faces as in the biscuits? Yes


What`s your favourite chinese food?

(Either one)

I hate chinese food, yuck!

Why do you think I don't like the stuff?

(Either one)

I hate chinese food, yuck!

Why do you think I don't like the stuff?
I hated most food when I was your age. Tastes change as you grow. YOu will look back in a few years and realise the difference in your eating.

Do you bite your nails or cut them?

I cut my nails and then file them.


A long soak in a warm bubbly bath or a quick wash down in the power shower?

A long soak in a warm bubbly bath or a quick wash down in the power shower?

To get clean - a shower To relax - a bubble bath


Do you use soap to wash your face?

Soap hasn't touched this face for about 20 years.



How often do you change your bed sheets.

Every 7 days, but I don't do it. Mummy does :kid:

Do you like changing bed sheets?

no - and I bet your ma doesn't either JB!!! Lucky sod - can you loan her to me for a bit!! Tonight?


What the f am I going to cook for dinner? [If JB's ma hasn't arrived by then!]

:laugh:! Ask your family and see what they want. Then cook something totally different to what they asked for and focus on yourself (PS: Mum is on her way!

Do you think I should help my mum around the house more?

Ask your ma and see what she says.

Is that 'help her around the house MORE'...implying that you help out a bit already? Or do you help AT ALL?:laugh:

do you think people should keep wild animals as pets, for say example Tigers?

NO..I don't.I think wild animals belong only in the wild.
if ya want to go and see them...save and save and save.And go somewhere exotic.I am soooo against zoo's either.Obviously, I know it's horrendously expensive and not an option for most people.But it's cruel to have animals where they ain't supposed to be.That's just my humble o.

Have you ever read 'Dracula'..?

No I haven't

Ask your ma and see what she says.

Is that 'help her around the house MORE'...implying that you help out a bit already? Or do you help AT ALL?:laugh:

I don't help out at all!

Do you like popcorn?

Yes! Prefer sweet as opposed to salted.

Do you have a middle name?

Yes i do ... and that information will stay very close to my chest :wink2:




What was you last major purchase ?

Yes i do ... and that information will stay very close to my chest :wink2:




What was you last major purchase ?
Dinner for Valentines, probably

Ever broke a bone?

no - but Urk was very sore once.:nerd:




Have you ever had to ask for a raise?

Yes. And I have not always been successful. :sad:

Are you underpaid for what you do?

Don't get paid for what I do in the dental hospital cos Im still a student. And my student loan is s.hite so yes I would say I was underpaid!

Have you ever won a substantial amount of money?

Don't get paid for what I do in the dental hospital cos Im still a student. And my student loan is s.hite so yes I would say I was underpaid!

Have you ever won a substantial amount of money?
Not me personnally but my dad has won a car and £15,000 on the pools and my sis-in-law won £50,000 on a scratch card. The most I have ever won was £145 on the pools.


Who looks after your garden?

God.


Are the purple pots doing something at last?

Are the purple pots doing something at last?

nope.


have you ever eaten your bogeys? :sick: :bag:

No no no that is disgusting...


Are you going to watch the Brits?

No...I'm saving myself for the BAFTAS! :w00t:

Do you sometimes wonder if you should be in the job you're in?

What job?

Do you like cookies?

Yes but they go to my hips :wub:


If you had a pet snake what would you call it?

yes..I have cool sheep type computer cookies...and i also LOVE chocolate chip cookies AND cranberry and white chocolate cookies...AND my momma makes little cookes called 'jumblies' which are DIVINE......
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What time did you go to bed at last nite?

I went to bed at 1.30 a.m. last night with my pet snake Fido........



are you going to the pub tonight?

No - not tonight. I would normally go on a Friday, but Mr.B is working until 10pm, and i wont go alone. So it will be me, with a pizza and bottle of wine and hopefully a film on the TV. Actually it sounds quite blissful :nerd:



Do you like performing oral sex ?

Yes


Do you like receiving oral sex?

I cant remember :bored:




Are you happy that the nights are lighter for longer ?

yes - except for my thursday evening yoga / tai chi class which has up to now been done in lovely soft candlelight. Now it's bright we'll all see what complete twÁts we all look like.......:blush:




are you glad it's friday evening?
:laugh:

yes - except for my thursday evening yoga / tai chi class which has up to now been done in lovely soft candlelight. Now it's bright we'll all see what complete twÁts we all look like.......:blush:




are you glad it's friday evening?
:laugh:
Makes no difference to me as hubby works shifts.


when was the last time you flirted with someone?

With a pretty lady like you? Any time at all :cool:

Will you be buying It's Chico Time?

No.

Has anyone else done ****** all at work today?

No.

Has anyone else done ****** all at work today?
I did some ironing....does that count?

Do you plan to have sex this weekend?

lol I wish

Do you plan to have sex EVERY weekend?

lol I wish

Do you plan to have sex EVERY weekend?
I have to say no as husband works shifts and isn`t home every weekend.

Who is your best friend?

I have to say no as husband works shifts and isn`t home every weekend.

Who is your best friend?

my sister (I'm hard up!!)

have you ever coughed up phlegm and spat it across the room by mistake? heck have you ever done it on purpose!!! :laugh:

Accidently, usually while I'm driving...all over the steering wheel or on my shirt front.:mad2:



Have you ever gotten sick somewhere horribly embarrassing??:sick:

Accidently, usually while I'm driving...all over the steering wheel or on my shirt front.:mad2:



Have you ever gotten sick somewhere horribly embarrassing??:sick:

My mum's airing cupboard.:blush:

If you could only ever watch one film ever again what would it be?

If you could only ever watch one film ever again what would it be?

Back to the future

Do you ever go out without washing?

Back to the future

Do you ever go out without washing?
Only if I had a shower the night before and not going out or expecting people round.

Favourite take out food?

a tie between Chinese and Mexican...a dead tie at that!!

What's your favorite take-out dish/meal??

Crispy peking duck with pancakes, spring onions, cucumber and hoisin sauce, yummy.

Do you go shopping with a list and stick to it or do you just buy what you feel like?

I make a list so I won't come back without toilet paper (the horror!!) or mayo, something life defining like that but I get ideas about meals while I'm shopping and have to recruit a few items not originally on the list. I have followed a list to the letter about 10 times in my 40 years...so, not good averages!!:cool:


Do you plan your family dinner menu or wing it as you go??

Me? Plan? lol That's a good one! And me cooking, a RIOT! :laugh:

Is your family crtical about food you cook?

No b/c I usually cook family favorites to ensure everyone eats properly and I'm a fairly good cook, if I say so myself. I have bombed a couple of times and we've gone out to dinner or called in pizza.


Does your family have a 'traditional' meal that you deplore???

Yes, most of the stuff actually! :laugh:

Do you?

I don't eat stuffed bell peppers but make them about every 6 wks. for hubby and the boys. During the winter I buy my bell peppers at the grocery store but from June through September, my MIL heaps them on me as she grows them and I cook them till the men here get sick of having again. Then I'm off the hook for awhile.


What's your favorite 'traditional' family type meal??

What's your favorite 'traditional' family type meal??


My favourite is a Sunday roast - roast meat, lots of veg, yorkshire puddings, stuffing and gravy.


When was the last time you went out for a meal?

Today!! We went into town to get out of the house for a bit and take msboy #2 to the bookstore (he's turning into his mommy's reader, whereas no one else is!!) and hubby surprized us by saying he desparately wanted Chinese, so off to China Palace we went. YUM YUM!!


Same question??!!

Does McDonalds count? :kid:

Wont break the chain, same question!

January 7th for a friends birthday and the next one will be this Saturday as visiting daughter.


What programme do you dislike on tv but sit through it because other half/partner/friend etc always watches it?

Not so much HATE it but a lot of the shows my sister watch WERE good but aren't anymore...

That's So Raven, Phil of The Future, Even Stevens etc.

Same question?

I wont' sit through anything unless I am totally committed to it or at least interested in it.I just don't have enough time.
If some one is watching total crap on the telly and i dont want to see it...I'll leave them to it.

How many hours of tv do you watch per night? I try to stick to two hours..and that includes news.

Between 3 and 4 and that includes no news whatsoever. :)

Do you have the telly on in the background, whilst posting on SO?

NO..I only post on SO at work....my boss would KILL me!
(she does'nt even like the radio being on....grrr)

Do you have the tv on whilst posting on SO?

Oh yes. At my most obsessed, I would have a programme and be commenting about it on SO at the same time. My husband was less than impressed.

Are your feet cold?

They were bloody freeeezing earlier today..in the frost.
But fine now.

Have you ever followed a cute boy off the bus and into the same pub as him....but subtly, so he doesn't notice?

Hmmmm no .... because thats stalking :nerd:



Do you feel your age ?

Nearly all the time at the moment.


If you were given the chance to change one big thing that you had done in life, would you?

I wanted to say no, because mistakes / life changes / decisions are what makes you the person you are today. But thinking about it the answer is yes - i would indeed change one thing that has, in my eyes, made me less of a person.



Have you ever wanted to do an evening course .... and if so, what.

Maybe modern history.

Are you enjoying the curling?

No.

Do you have anything to curl?

Toenails.


Are you well invested for your retirement?

No.

Is it futile to hope for lots of long-lost rellies to snuff it, do you think?

I'm sure they'll all snuff it eventually, so no, it's not futile, just cold hearted!


Are you craving some sunshine at the moment?

No. I don't like the heat. I'm cold hearted, remember. :glare:

Do you wear slippers?

No, I'm not that old.


In a fight between you and your partner, who would win?

Please clarify.

Physical or verbal?

Physical, if you feel he's a little quick for you verbally. :boxing:


When did you last punch someone in anger?

The last time someone didn't give me a chance to answer.

Are you looking for a fight?

Perhaps.:boxing:

Fancy your chances? :ninja:

Again, physical or verbal?

Oh, who am I kidding? Yes on both counts.

Red or black liquorice?