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Seabreeze
20-02-2006, 06:33 PM
Black....Red is just not right.


Does red liquorice make you go to the loo like black liquorice does?

JakeyBoy
20-02-2006, 11:54 PM
No... no liquorice does... :unsure:

What about you?

Aondeag
21-02-2006, 01:32 PM
Don't know..as i don't like it so have never eaten much of it.Bleuuugh!

Would you like to own a shop?If so..what would you sell?

Groucho
21-02-2006, 01:38 PM
No, dealing with Joe Public is my idea of hell!


Have you ever had a near death experience?

Coastie
21-02-2006, 01:55 PM
No although I thought I might die when I took the ride at the top of the stratosphere tower in Vegas...:wacko: Very scarey...

Are you the correct weight for your height?

Aondeag
21-02-2006, 01:58 PM
Parts of me are!!!!!!

Have you ever been stoney broke...in danger of not affording anything to eat!

Bonsai
21-02-2006, 02:11 PM
Not that broke no. We did have to go on the soup and bread diet for a week once, but we have always been able to eat - even if it was a poor diet.




When was the last time you cried ?

Coastie
21-02-2006, 02:11 PM
Not me personally...but due to my Dad's inability to earn and spend money wisely my mum once had to ask the neighbours for a box of Weetabix so she could feed me and my brother as she didn't have any money or food left in the house.

BONNIE: Can't remember!

Scooby Doo or Captain Caveman?

Seabreeze
21-02-2006, 02:14 PM
Scooby Doooooo


Do you think back to what may have been between you and past lover/boyfriend/girlfriend.?

Patsy
21-02-2006, 03:00 PM
Oh yes. :naughty:

Have you ever spied on an ex?

Tigereye
21-02-2006, 03:34 PM
oh yes. When we were living in N London and struggling with money I just knew my ex wasn't rehearsing as he was claiming, my gut just told me - and the knowledge he'd just been paid for a gig - and I went up and down the high street peering in bar windows and finally found him with his female singer on a pub crawl - out of it, far toooo pally, and broke.

He accused me of spying on him and not trusting him and wouldn't speak to me for ages.


Should I have stayed with my ex?!!! :nerd:

Bonsai
21-02-2006, 03:35 PM
No - because you have the lovely Urk who is good at Urk'ing.



Will the sun ever shine again ?

ils
21-02-2006, 04:39 PM
Will the sun ever shine again ?
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d40/ils_uk/Smilies/rain.gif
I very much doubt it http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d40/ils_uk/Smilies/rain.gif

My hands are cold what can I do to warm them up?

Aondeag
21-02-2006, 04:50 PM
Get a cute hot waterbottle...or make some tea...

Should I leave work RIGHT now..it's past my work bedtime!Yay!

Coastie
21-02-2006, 06:09 PM
Go home you crazy chick!

Should I send Andreas 'Not for the faint hearted' link to a freind of mine who is recoperating at home following surgery?

Seabreeze
21-02-2006, 06:14 PM
Go home you crazy chick!

Should I send Andreas 'Not for the faint hearted' link to a freind of mine who is recoperating at home following surgery?
Oh yes. The recoperating need a smile :ninja:

Did you prefer you mum or dad best when growing up?

ils
21-02-2006, 06:21 PM
Did you prefer you mum or dad best when growing up?

I was a daddy's girl :wub:



Have you ever bought anything from a Betterware Catalogue?

Coastie
21-02-2006, 07:13 PM
No...my mum got ripped off by them once (on her first order..it was an ironing board cover...they took so long in delivering it that she forgot the correct amonut when asked to pay on delivery and so paid what the guy said and then later found the book and realised she had been over charged by £2!)...I don't use them on principle...

Are too loyal for your own good when it comes to shops n stuff?

JakeyBoy
22-02-2006, 05:29 AM
Yeah... very...

Are you?

Coastie
22-02-2006, 08:10 AM
Friendships yes...shops n stuff no...I am more than willing to change my bank, my supermarket, local store at the drop of a hat if they upset me or don't provide what I need and indeed I have done on quite a few occasions now!

Have you ever changed your bank?

msgirl
22-02-2006, 08:16 AM
Yes, once b/c they p!ssedddd me off and another b/c we moved and the bank we used wasn't in the town we moved to.

Have you ever wanted to kill a person at your bank??:devil:

ils
22-02-2006, 08:29 AM
No :mellow:



Have you eaten breakfast today?

JakeyBoy
22-02-2006, 08:44 AM
Yeah, cornflakes :)

What do you eat for breakfast and is it consistent?

floopy
22-02-2006, 09:41 AM
I had a banana, it looks like it's always been a banana, so yeah, fairly consistent.

Do you think JB needs more sleep?

tiggs
22-02-2006, 09:48 AM
yes... or a long walk around Philip Island to p-p-p-ick up a penguin...

What's the point of curling?

floopy
22-02-2006, 09:49 AM
to polish the ice for the skaters?

Where is your nearest curling club?

tiggs
22-02-2006, 09:50 AM
Scotland probably...

Why has it stopped snowing here?

floopy
22-02-2006, 09:52 AM
can't be arsed to google the official nerd reason, so probably because it's nearly break time at school and it never snows during break time.

Why aren't you at work?

ils
22-02-2006, 09:56 AM
Why aren't you at work?


I have a weeks holiday :D



Same question

Groucho
22-02-2006, 10:12 AM
I am.


Do you think teachers get too much holiday?

Patsy
22-02-2006, 10:14 AM
Yes, but if I were a teacher of course my answer would be different.

Do you like juicy or crispy pears?

tiggs
22-02-2006, 10:15 AM
Nothing beats a juicy pear...

I've got a spare double entendre or two. Would you like me to give you one?

JakeyBoy
22-02-2006, 10:40 AM
If I knew what it was I'd give you an answer :laugh:

What is a double entendre?

Aondeag
22-02-2006, 10:51 AM
A fancy double meaning...usually implies something naughty.

Do they not teach you stuff like that at school!!!

JakeyBoy
22-02-2006, 10:52 AM
Nope, but now I wish they did :laugh:

What day is "Lost" on for you?

(trying to bring Lost into every thread :ninja:)

Aondeag
22-02-2006, 10:53 AM
Lost is on Monday nites...ten pm.It's great...Fr Ted is on just before it.

Do you ever get the feeling no-one likes LOST as much as you ..me and Crit?

JakeyBoy
22-02-2006, 10:55 AM
Yup, for sure! An example is (I think it was Tigeryeye) who forgot all about it!!!

Why do you think that is?

Aondeag
22-02-2006, 10:57 AM
Coz she was still in the pub....lol...lucky her!

Do all your class mates etc watch LOST?

JakeyBoy
22-02-2006, 11:04 AM
Not all, quite a lot do though which is good. But their not really into discussing it into depth, they mainly just say

"Did you watch Lost last night?" Yeah "Did you see the part where blah blah blah?" Yes I did "How mad was it, yeah?!"

:glare:

Do you're friends/co-workers watch it?

Groucho
22-02-2006, 11:17 AM
No.

Shouldn't this be in TV?

JakeyBoy
22-02-2006, 11:45 AM
It is, but were just asking QUESTIONS about it in the QUESTION and Answer thread...

Is that a problem?

Groucho
22-02-2006, 11:51 AM
Problems are very subjective. A problem for one person may be nothing of the sort for another. It's not a problem for me, it's just a question in the question and answer thread.


Do you ever find yourself getting too sucked into message board life?

Tigereye
22-02-2006, 11:52 AM
no. possibly 'cos I don't have any workmates. I've caught up on all the episodes now btw....so stop using me as an example...:devil:



can your boss object to you taking two weeks holiday in a row?:mad2:

JakeyBoy
22-02-2006, 11:53 AM
Yes but it isn't fair!

Why do you ask?

Tigereye
22-02-2006, 12:01 PM
oops sorry - my last post was too late and doesn't make any sense now.

Aondeag
22-02-2006, 01:08 PM
can your boss object to you taking two weeks holiday in a row?:mad2: [/QUOTE]

Jaze no!We work dam hard all year (I'm sure)..we NEED hols and breaks...and NO ONE has the right to object.No matter if they pay the wages or not.
We are all entitled to our hols....and I firmly believe that our breaks should be taken at OUR convenience...nobody elses.
Hmph.

Should I keep ideas like that quiet in a job interview tho.?In case they tell me to get LOST...

floopy
22-02-2006, 01:41 PM
Yes, unless you're being interviewed for a position with your trade union :cool:

What do you reply when asked what your worst quality is?

Coastie
22-02-2006, 01:44 PM
I poot alot! :laugh:

Is this day dragging?

Groucho
22-02-2006, 01:48 PM
Yep, slow and dull.


My fingers smell of fish. What do you think I've been doing?

Coastie
22-02-2006, 01:52 PM
Gutting a mouldy old haddock!

Combats or loin cloth?

Patsy
22-02-2006, 01:53 PM
Combats, deffo.

Are you firey or compliant?

Aondeag
22-02-2006, 01:59 PM
Fierce Fiery...but only when provoked.
I'm a lamb otherwise. (ie..not bothered.)

are you lazy?

Cockney
22-02-2006, 02:00 PM
Combats, deffo.

Are you firey or compliant?

Fiery :ninja:

Happy or slappy ?

Coastie
22-02-2006, 02:07 PM
Happy :laugh:

What do you call the Police?

Patsy
22-02-2006, 02:10 PM
My favourite band. :)

Have you ever punched anyone in the face out of anger?

Cockney
22-02-2006, 02:10 PM
Happy :laugh:

What do you call the Police?

Sir Cu.ntstabals

what colour are your favourite pants

Patsy
22-02-2006, 02:11 PM
Mine first, I think. :glare:

Coastie
22-02-2006, 02:16 PM
Patsy...YES! :blush: He asked for it and besides...he hit me in the face first! :mad2:
:boxing:

Does someone else want to answer Cockneys question?

Patsy
22-02-2006, 02:18 PM
OK. Grey.

Would you like to give me his address and I'll give him another? :boxing:

Coastie
22-02-2006, 02:20 PM
Well I know he has since spent time in prison but I know no more...:mellow:

Will they ever blow up this flipping bomb in Southampton Water?

Andrea
22-02-2006, 02:23 PM
Coastie get out there and set the detonator off yourself.

trousers or skirts?

tiggs
22-02-2006, 02:25 PM
Dunno... is it like a bouncing bomb?

Have you ever helmed a ship up Southampton Water? (I have)

Patsy
22-02-2006, 02:28 PM
Trousers and no (congratulations).

Will you be thinking of me on Saturday?

Andrea
22-02-2006, 02:29 PM
Errrmmmm, maybe?!?!

Will you be thinking of me?

Groucho
22-02-2006, 02:29 PM
I dont think so. :unsure:

Has this thread become answer the question before last?

Patsy
22-02-2006, 02:31 PM
It has now, because obviously your answer should have been yes.

Will you be watching the rugby on Saturday?

Groucho
22-02-2006, 02:34 PM
Yes :unsure:


Why would I be thinking about Andrea?

Patsy
22-02-2006, 02:44 PM
You shouldn't.

Are you trying to annoy me?

Tigereye
22-02-2006, 03:05 PM
god yes - it's my new obsession.


anyone hear any bangs in Southhampton Water?

Coastie
22-02-2006, 03:10 PM
There will be a big bang at around 1600 today...mind you knowing our local bomb boys they will be late...(That's cos me n the others girls grab em into our den as they pass our building for even bigger bangs!) :naughty:

This smilie :boxing: or this one: :fireman: ?

Seabreeze
22-02-2006, 06:29 PM
There will be a big bang at around 1600 today...mind you knowing our local bomb boys they will be late...(That's cos me n the others girls grab em into our den as they pass our building for even bigger bangs!) :naughty:

This smilie :boxing: or this one: :fireman: ?
hmm tough call. Boxing because I think I would use it more but fireman because you always think of them as sexy...decisions decisions.


What strip-a-gram would you like to entertain you?

ils
22-02-2006, 06:41 PM
What strip-a-gram would you like to entertain you?

Fireman :fireman:

Same Question

Groucho
22-02-2006, 07:16 PM
Strip-a-grams are sooooo 1980s!


Why do French cars fall apart after 3 years?

Patsy
22-02-2006, 10:24 PM
To keep people in jobs?

Did anyone see Arsenal completely outplay Real Madrid last night and Chelsea lose miserably this evening?

Andrea
22-02-2006, 10:33 PM
Saw Arsenal last night but missed Chelsea playing.

Why weren't you watching the Apprentice?

Patsy
22-02-2006, 10:37 PM
Because I was rehearsing (I'm a bit of a luvvie, you know), but I've recorded that and Dirty Filthy Sluts and will watch them both tomorrow night.

Should I have a cup of tea before I go to bed?

Buzz
22-02-2006, 10:38 PM
Because I was rehearsing (I'm a bit of a luvvie, you know), but I've recorded that and Dirty Filthy Sluts and will watch them both tomorrow night.

Should I have a cup of tea before I go to bed?
Yes - I've just made one so gwan..


Will you have something to eat with it?

Patsy
22-02-2006, 10:40 PM
No. I've just a fruit jelly, which would have been my pudding, but I didn't have time to eat it before I went out.

Will you just be having the four biscuits tonight?

Andrea
22-02-2006, 10:42 PM
Nope, I'm trying to cut down again cause I've just been stuffing my face recently for no reason and I've put on weight.

Do you read in bed?

Buzz
22-02-2006, 10:42 PM
No. I've just a fruit jelly, which would have been my pudding, but I didn't have time to eat it before I went out.

Will you just be having the four biscuits tonight?
No. I have just eaten half a loaf of Irish Soda bread with lime marmalade, so I am quite full at the moment.


Have you got a day off work tomorrow?

Patsy
22-02-2006, 10:45 PM
No and no.

Would someone else like to ask a question while I make the tea?

Buzz
22-02-2006, 10:46 PM
No. We'll wait for you to come back:whistling

Patsy
22-02-2006, 10:47 PM
Done.

Any idea why my farts smell so much tonight?

Andrea
22-02-2006, 10:47 PM
...................................
















:whistling

Edit: Bloody hell Patsy, you make a brew quick!

Buzz
22-02-2006, 10:50 PM
Sorry we waited now.


Don't know, have you been eating sprouts?


What is your comfort food?

Patsy
22-02-2006, 10:50 PM
Oh yes, they don't call me Quick Brew Magoo for nothing.




:unsure:


Edit: That'll be it - the veg I had yesterday. Cheers.

Anything available.

What are you doing this weekend?

Andrea
22-02-2006, 11:14 PM
I'm not going to London:sad: and I'll be looking after the kids cause hubby's going golfing on Saturday and probably fishing on Sunday!

Do you 'get' golf?

PJ
22-02-2006, 11:18 PM
Of course. It's a great game. I really should play more often.

Do you know the offside rule in fitba?

Andrea
22-02-2006, 11:19 PM
Yes I do!:p

what was your best and worst sport at school?

PJ
22-02-2006, 11:31 PM
I was good at football, basketball and badminton. But I was quite s.hit at hockey...

Have you ever hit your computer when you were frustrated with it for going slow?

Andrea
22-02-2006, 11:42 PM
I am known to hit my broadband modem every now and then when it doesn't connect properly.

Did you know that Robbie Williams has won 10 Brit awards?:shocking:

PJ
22-02-2006, 11:44 PM
Has he? he's also an arrogant pratt.

Who's your favourite movie actor/actress?

ils
22-02-2006, 11:45 PM
Did you know that Robbie Williams has won 10 Brit awards?:shocking:

I knew he had won a few but I wouldn't have known for sure how many :blush:


Do you find Robbie sexy?

JakeyBoy
23-02-2006, 05:13 AM
Errrr no...

Do YOU find him sexy?

ils
23-02-2006, 06:45 AM
Do YOU find him sexy?

Oh yes - very sexy :naughty:


Did you sleep well last night?

Seabreeze
23-02-2006, 08:08 AM
No. I don`t sleep well at the moment.


Do you ever fall asleep in the day?

maxine
23-02-2006, 08:16 AM
Sometimes

Why are my lips always redder the morning after a night's drinking?

ils
23-02-2006, 08:17 AM
Do you ever fall asleep in the day?

Yes, when I have had a restless night!



What makes you feel stressed?

maxine
23-02-2006, 08:18 AM
Yes, when I have had a restless night!



What makes you feel stressed?

When people ignore my question!:ranting:

ils
23-02-2006, 08:20 AM
When people ignore my question!:ranting:


Ooops - sorry Max - I didn't see it :laugh:


What was your question again?

maxine
23-02-2006, 08:22 AM
Ooops - sorry Max - I didn't see it :laugh:


What was your question again?

Hmpf. The moment's passed.:mad2: I just feel stupid now.

JakeyBoy
23-02-2006, 08:33 AM
Yes, when I have had a restless night!



What makes you feel stressed?

Homework, when it piles up

What makes you relax?

Groucho
23-02-2006, 10:01 AM
Peanuts, bananas, carpet cleaner......the usual stuff.


What's the worst think you'd do for £1million?

Andrea
23-02-2006, 10:17 AM
Well, the other day my hubby said he'd sell his ar$e for a million squid!
Any takers?

What was your favourite game as a child?

JakeyBoy
23-02-2006, 10:36 AM
Ummm, sleep???

What's yours since I'm still a child?

Groucho
23-02-2006, 04:03 PM
Kiss chase.


What does the word "Buffoon" mean to you?

Tigereye
23-02-2006, 04:10 PM
A vampire slayer?










what was your worst ever holiday and why?

Coastie
23-02-2006, 08:36 PM
TE: Never had a bad one just new experiences...some great some less so...

Max: I don't know why your lips are redder in the morning after boozing...

Peej: Russell Crowe :wub:

Are we all happy tonight?

ils
23-02-2006, 08:50 PM
I am :D


What did you have for dinner tonight?

Coastie
23-02-2006, 08:54 PM
Kieve, Cheesey red pepper mash & beans...

Is it wise to come to wrok with garlic breath and a windy bottom?

Groucho
23-02-2006, 11:47 PM
******, is there another way to come to work? :unsure:


Should one post when totally p*ssed?

Coastie
24-02-2006, 03:28 AM
Yes...it provides cheap entertainment for us who are sober!

What food should be healthy but isn't?

msgirl
24-02-2006, 05:14 AM
CHOCOLATE!!!



Are you a type of person to stick to a diet or strict menu that includes no junk food, fried food, etc., or do you find you are rolling in the floor several hours in thinking you will die without just 1 piece of choccie??

Coastie
24-02-2006, 05:22 AM
Forget several hours in...several minutes and I crack under the call of the Chocolate bar! :mellow: It's so not fair...although I did once ween myself off it and was choccie free for two months...yes two whole months...then easter happened and dispite all my requests for no chocolate people did not obey and well...it had to be eaten and my will was broken!

Pixie dancing - naked or in full costume?

JakeyBoy
24-02-2006, 05:26 AM
Naked... :naughty:

What's a pixie dance? :laugh:

Coastie
24-02-2006, 05:38 AM
Random floaty movements danced to the sound of the flute and harp...

Should someone destroy the creators of the Crazy Frog?

JakeyBoy
24-02-2006, 05:40 AM
Oh please, yes! God yes!

Will you assist me in the deed?

Coastie
24-02-2006, 05:50 AM
Mallet and shot gun in hand JB! :gunsmilie :bangin:

Have you ever congratulated someone on the volume, pitch and odour of their poots?

JakeyBoy
24-02-2006, 05:51 AM
No... :wacko:

Have you?

msgirl
24-02-2006, 08:32 AM
Yes. Msboy #2 is into his poots: loudness, stinkage, duration...you get the picture and he likes compliments if he's especially 'pooty'.


Have you ever had to berate someone for pooting and nearly making you faint or be sick??

ils
24-02-2006, 08:40 AM
Have you ever had to berate someone for pooting and nearly making you faint or be sick??

I have 2 teenage boys msgirl - so often :pooh: :sick:


What is your favourite smilie?

msgirl
24-02-2006, 08:45 AM
[QUOTE=ils]I have 2 teenage boys msgirl - so often :pooh: :sick:[/QUOTE=ils]

Touche, ils, touche.:w00t:

this is my favorite smilie::pimp:

same question: what's your favorite smilie??

PJ
24-02-2006, 07:04 PM
This one: :gunsmilie (even though I rarely use it)

sAME QUESTION........

Cat
24-02-2006, 07:33 PM
This one: :gunsmilie (even though I rarely use it)

sAME QUESTION........

This one...:naughty:

Why is God perseived as a Man?

Patsy
24-02-2006, 08:12 PM
Because He said He was. And He should know.

Does broccoli make you wee a lot?

Cat
24-02-2006, 08:14 PM
I'm not sure?

How many house plants have you got..in your house..HA HA

Patsy
24-02-2006, 08:17 PM
Less than 1.

Are you taking the p!ss?

Coastie
24-02-2006, 08:37 PM
I wouldn't dare! :unsure:

Would you ever consider a tummy tuck?

Buzz
24-02-2006, 09:13 PM
I have a tummy tuck everyday....

I tuck into my knickers



Do you have fresh flowers in your house at the moment?

Coastie
24-02-2006, 09:18 PM
No...don't do flowers...or plants for that matter...certainly don't do gardens!

Do you have to lift your boobs out of your knickers aswell as tucking your tummy in Buzz?

msgirl
25-02-2006, 06:23 AM
Coastie, how hard do you think Buzz is gonna belt you for that last...ummm, remark??

Anyone care to wager if Buzz will KO Coastie or merely knock her down and leave a glorious shiner of a black eye???

ils
27-02-2006, 09:37 AM
Anyone care to wager if Buzz will KO Coastie or merely knock her down and leave a glorious shiner of a black eye???

Not me - I think they are very evenly matched I wouldn't like to say who would win in a fistie cuffs fight :box: :laugh:


How big is your ego?

floopy
27-02-2006, 10:32 AM
Not me - I think they are very evenly matched I wouldn't like to say who would win in a fistie cuffs fight :box: :laugh:


How big is your ego?

Big. Huge. Enormous.

Are you the most important person in your world?

Patsy
27-02-2006, 10:44 AM
I know you probably won't believe this, but no. My gorgeous and surprisingly well-adjusted boys are wayyyy up there.

Would you drink someone else's urine for a £million?

JakeyBoy
27-02-2006, 12:01 PM
Ummm, that depends what the dollar is worth and something like that. The pound thingy is like less Aussie Dollars or something along those lines...

Could someone care to put sense to what I just said? :laugh:

Ziller
27-02-2006, 12:28 PM
Ummm, that depends what the dollar is worth and something like that. The pound thingy is like less Aussie Dollars or something along those lines...

Could someone care to put sense to what I just said? :laugh:


..Are you saying that you'd drink somone elses urine for a million as long as it's a million Australian dollars :unsure:


... why is it the only stuff i can think to post about is my little girl???


....don't want to bore you all to death!

JakeyBoy
27-02-2006, 01:14 PM
Because you're still in a sort of shock mode that she is actually there :)

Is that it?

floopy
27-02-2006, 02:41 PM
I think so, and because that one small thing is now the centre of his universe. Awwww.

Have you ever left a bag of maltesers unfinished?

Patsy
27-02-2006, 02:55 PM
Don't be ridiculous.

Are chocolate raisins truly the nectar of the gods?

floopy
27-02-2006, 03:13 PM
absolutely not, they are animal droppings. Chocolate peanuts are the new black though.

Caramac bars - good or bad?

Bonsai
27-02-2006, 03:15 PM
Bad ... its way too sweet.


Red, Rose or white wine ?

bridge
27-02-2006, 03:20 PM
white for me, i'm not really into wines, they give me head-aches.

If you could have any band to play at your Birthday Party who would you choose?

Aondeag
27-02-2006, 03:40 PM
I would choose the DUBLINERS....yahooo!
Just to get the party going...I like a birthday party that could end up lasting several days!

Who would you get to leap out of your birthday cake?Would it be peter stringfellow? (he's could do with the extra cash i rekon..now his lap dancing club had to close in Dublin) grin.

Patsy
27-02-2006, 04:29 PM
I think my current "leaper of choice" would be Clive Owen. I would, of course, have to lick the icing off too. :devil:

Which song is top of your "can't stand" list?

Bonsai
27-02-2006, 04:35 PM
Anything that Britney Spears has sung. I hate all her videos as im fascinated by her tongue ... and the over use of it. Now listening to any song of hers i find myself mimicing her ... which looks odd when im driving to other drivers / pedestrians.


What do you sleep in (as in night attire, and not a bed !!) ?

Ziller
27-02-2006, 04:44 PM
Nothing:naughty:


How many rooms altogether does your home have??

Bonsai
27-02-2006, 04:46 PM
Hmmmm, 4 upstairs and 3 downstairs ... so thats 7 (you see, and they say maths isnt my strong point :wink2: ).



How do you spend your perfect Sunday ?

JakeyBoy
28-02-2006, 05:42 AM
What? When I wake up :laugh:

What's your LEAST favourite day of the week?

bridge
28-02-2006, 11:32 AM
~~~~I don't like Sundays, tell me why, i don't like Sundays~~~~

Well because i find them a tad boring.


have a you ever pinched a man's bottom, or if your a guy a womens bottom? :w00t:

JakeyBoy
28-02-2006, 11:34 AM
Yes... :w00t:

Why do you ask? :naughty:

floopy
28-02-2006, 12:35 PM
I don't

Do you think it's true that Cockers had his bum pinched at the meet by an 18 year old Danish girl?

Patsy
28-02-2006, 12:38 PM
No. I believe she was Swedish.

Are you being taken out to lunch today by your wealthy girlfriend?

bridge
28-02-2006, 03:49 PM
No. I believe she was Swedish.

Are you being taken out to lunch today by your wealthy girlfriend?

No i don't have a wealthy girlfriend.:unsure: (as someone been spreading rumours?) :w00t:


it's a sunny day here what's it like where you are?

Bonsai
28-02-2006, 03:56 PM
Snowing heavily



Have you had the dreaded cold bug this year ?

bridge
28-02-2006, 04:01 PM
Snowing heavily



Have you had the dreaded cold bug this year ?

No (fingers crossed)


How many pancakes have you eaten today?

Rob
28-02-2006, 08:23 PM
None

How many have you eaten?

Patsy
28-02-2006, 08:26 PM
One and a half.

What can I do to prise my husband away from the U21 football, so that I can watch ER?

Groucho
28-02-2006, 09:39 PM
One and a half.

What can I do to prise my husband away from the U21 football, so that I can watch ER?

Can you really not know? How are your knees?


Why are women so reluctant to understand to power of a quick blow job?

Patsy
28-02-2006, 09:43 PM
My knees are fine, thank you.

What makes you think we don't understand?

Groucho
28-02-2006, 10:37 PM
My knees are fine, thank you.

What makes you think we don't understand?

You (as a generic sexual group) would use it more often to get what you want.


What sexual favour would cause you to give ground on an important issue?

Fee For All
01-03-2006, 01:45 AM
I've always thought that the addition of a couple* of extra vertebrae, so that you (as a generic sexual group) could see to yourselves, would be quite attractive.

*an optimistic understatement


How big a car do you drive?

JakeyBoy
01-03-2006, 05:00 AM
I drive a bicycle...

Does that count?

Groucho
01-03-2006, 06:55 AM
No, cars and bicycles are different generic forms of transport.


would be quite attractive

Do you think Fee's a bit perverted?

Fee For All
01-03-2006, 07:56 AM
Definitely.

What's wrong with a bit of perversion between consenting adults, or is Groucho a bit of a prude really?

JakeyBoy
01-03-2006, 08:41 AM
Prude... Groucho's a prude :)

lol Am I right? Or am I right? :w00t:

floopy
01-03-2006, 10:02 AM
Wrong :ninja:

What was the last thing that truly shocked you?

Coastie
01-03-2006, 10:13 AM
Andrea's thread! :cry:

How many more biscuits am I allowed today?

JakeyBoy
01-03-2006, 10:52 AM
As much as you want! :)

What about me?

floopy
01-03-2006, 10:54 AM
No more for you until you've tidied your bedroom :nerd: .

Do you know what's under your bed?

Patsy
01-03-2006, 11:00 AM
The night monsters. :cry:

Would anyone like a coffee?

Bonsai
01-03-2006, 11:20 AM
Yeah i would love one, i was just thinking about having a drink.


Have you any digestives to go with it ?

JakeyBoy
01-03-2006, 11:48 AM
No

When is my egg gonna hatch? :(

Coastie
01-03-2006, 01:07 PM
Never...it's a dud!

Did that come across as a touch unsympathetic?

Bonsai
01-03-2006, 01:22 PM
No - because he was unsympathetic about my need for digestives.




Have you ever watched a porn movie ... and did you enjoy it.

floopy
01-03-2006, 01:45 PM
Yes. No.

Same question

Bonsai
01-03-2006, 02:22 PM
Yes i have, but i was young. No i didnt enjoy it.




Do you use a sponge, flannel or something different when having a bath ?

jaycee
01-03-2006, 02:40 PM
I use those glove things that are made of the same stuff as a loofah - it's an exfoliating thing.


What brand of shampoo do you use?

Coastie
01-03-2006, 03:25 PM
Herbal Essence...oo la la! :naughty:

Do you enjoy power point presentations?

Groucho
01-03-2006, 03:35 PM
I dont really enjoy presentations period. They tend to make me feel very sleepy.


What part of you sweats first when you're hot?

Aondeag
01-03-2006, 03:58 PM
lol..I'm a girl..I dont' sweat! I perspire.

Do you play any sports?At all at all?

Groucho
01-03-2006, 04:05 PM
Bit of footbal, some running, indoor parachuting.....the usual stuff.


Can you motivate people?

PJ
01-03-2006, 04:32 PM
Bit of footbal, some running, indoor parachuting.....the usual stuff.


Can you motivate people?
Depends what it's for...

Which word do you hate?

Groucho
01-03-2006, 05:16 PM
Tax.

How often do you pick your feet?

Patsy
01-03-2006, 05:20 PM
I've had the same ones for years.

Do you pluck out your nasal hairs?

Coastie
01-03-2006, 06:03 PM
No they are natures way of protecting me from germs!

Are you good at getting out of stuff you don't want to do by being just a little bit sneaky?

JakeyBoy
02-03-2006, 06:17 AM
Sometimes... bit more when I was a little kid

What's your favourite letter?

Groucho
02-03-2006, 07:52 AM
One I got from an ex-girlfriend.


What is the pinkest part of your body?

Bonsai
02-03-2006, 10:16 AM
My lips i suppose :mellow:



Do you pluck your eyebrows ?

Groucho
02-03-2006, 10:19 AM
No, I get them trimmed, but not shaped.


Whats the most painful thing you get plucked?

Bonsai
02-03-2006, 11:28 AM
I dont 'get' anything plucked. I have to do it myself - and the most painful thing would be when i get a hair growing out of the mole on my face .... it hurts like hell trying to get it out !! I know i shouldnt pluck it - but i have and will.



What food do you dislike the most.

Coastie
02-03-2006, 12:02 PM
Fish...:sick:

How did you feel on the day of your first proper job interview?

JakeyBoy
02-03-2006, 12:33 PM
Scared and nervous...

Where was your first pash?

Tigereye
02-03-2006, 04:35 PM
first serious pash was in irish college on the west coast. During the kiss I opened my eyes and his eyes had rolled back in his head showing only the whites. I yelped and ran like the clappers down the beach....:blink:


same question?

PJ
02-03-2006, 04:41 PM
I take it pash means kiss??
If so, my first one was with my cousin's friend at the party after a christening while we were all playing in the garden. Think I was about 10 or 11.

When did you last have a shag?

Patsy
02-03-2006, 04:53 PM
I can't answer that as there are children present.

What are cookies and how do I clear them?

Coastie
02-03-2006, 05:32 PM
I could just say they are a type of biscuit so to delete them you eat them but I know where you are coming from...go to the 'Tools' option up the top of your screen - select 'Internet options' - a box will appear and one of the buttons you can select is 'Delete Cookies' :thumbsup:

Does that help wee Patsy?

bridge
02-03-2006, 05:38 PM
I could just say they are a type of biscuit so to delete them you eat them but I know where you are coming from...go to the 'Tools' option up the top of your screen - select 'Internet options' - a box will appear and one of the buttons you can select is 'Delete Cookies' :thumbsup:

Does that help wee Patsy?


Errrrr could you run that through me again!

My 11 year old daughter has to dress up as a character from a book tomorrow to go to school , any ideas? i suggested Shrek but it did'nt go down too well! :unsure:

Buzz
02-03-2006, 05:39 PM
Does that help Patsy wee?
I don't think she needs help with that. She is 45 you know!

Does anyone else feel bone cold?

bridge
02-03-2006, 05:40 PM
Does that help Patsy wee?
I don't think she needs help with that. She is 45 you know!

Does anyone else feel bone cold?

hey i got in before you Buzzy baby.:wink_kiss

Coastie
02-03-2006, 05:51 PM
Buzz - No

Bridge - Alice in Wonderland - Snow White - Winnie the Pooh - The Snow Queen from Lion Witch and Wardrobe...Harry Potter...

How fab is it that my friend has just got Winnie the Pooh and Tigger as costumes to hire in her fancey dress shop?

Patsy
02-03-2006, 06:44 PM
Does that help Patsy wee?
I don't think she needs help with that. She is 35 you know!

at least I don't need help to stop. :ninja:

Buzz
02-03-2006, 06:54 PM
Two things to note here Patsy watsy....

1) I stated you to be 45 not 35 and:evilmad:

2) You are quite right, you don't need help to stop, you just go on pi$$ing like that old dear on Little Britain.:good:

Patsy
02-03-2006, 06:56 PM
a) Neither, as you well know, are correct
b) You smell like frog vomit

:bye:

Buzz
02-03-2006, 06:58 PM
:offtopic: :offtopic:

Patsy
02-03-2006, 06:59 PM
You're right, sorry.

Why does Buzz smell like frog vomit?

Buzz
02-03-2006, 07:12 PM
Why does Buzz smell like frog vomit?
Ya see - no one wants to answer this:whistling:

Fee For All
02-03-2006, 07:34 PM
It's the scent she wears

http://www.frogstore.com/images/n2273.jpg


Can you think of a question to ask?

Patsy
02-03-2006, 09:10 PM
:laugh:

Where do you find these things?

Fee For All
02-03-2006, 10:41 PM
I have a PH.D in googling

Should I pay two grand to have part of the front garden drive-wayed?

JakeyBoy
03-03-2006, 05:32 AM
If you feel that is best! I wouldn't...

Would you?

Rob
03-03-2006, 09:32 AM
No way - especially as I don't have a driveway.

Where should I go today?

Bella
03-03-2006, 10:29 AM
No way - especially as I don't have a driveway.

Where should I go today?


With all that snow, you need to ask!! Get yourself out sledging on a tea-tray!

I know it's early but should I have a choccie biscuit with my cup of tea?

JakeyBoy
03-03-2006, 10:53 AM
Yeah, go for it!

Will Bella regret this?

Bella
03-03-2006, 10:56 AM
Yeah, go for it!

Will Bella regret this?


It's chocolate, of course I won't regret it!

Don't you just love this new smiley? :yahoo: does it make you feel all happy inside?

JakeyBoy
03-03-2006, 10:57 AM
Yes, it's cool and I'm using it on MSN :)

What's your favourite new emoticon?

bridge
03-03-2006, 11:02 AM
This one- :yahoo: (get on down baby)

my son had to wear pajamas to school today, do you think that's a wee bit loony? Hee
:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
( i plead guilty for the over use of smileys)

JakeyBoy
03-03-2006, 11:03 AM
Yes, I never care for those days. Pretty stupid!

Did anyone do pajama day when they were at school?

Bella
03-03-2006, 11:07 AM
Yes, I never care for those days. Pretty stupid!

Did anyone do pajama day when they were at school?

I have been to a pyjama party but never at school!

btw JB - It's World Book Day and you have to dress up as your favourite book character.

Who would you dress up as

JakeyBoy
03-03-2006, 11:07 AM
Voldermort :laugh:

You?

PJ
03-03-2006, 11:41 AM
Pennywise the clown from Stephen King's "IT":

http://www.filmhobbit.com/moviereviews/movie-images/news/reporters/pennywise.jpg

Do you like snow?

JakeyBoy
03-03-2006, 11:42 AM
I've never been to it (not real heavy snow) so I wouldn't really know. But what I have seen of it, it's awesome :)

Do you like rain?

Bella
03-03-2006, 11:44 AM
Pennywise the clown from Stephen King's "IT":

http://www.filmhobbit.com/moviereviews/movie-images/news/reporters/pennywise.jpg

Do you like snow?


I hope Coastie doesn't see this!!!:surrender:

I hate the rain! :rain:

What is your favourite kind of weather

PJ
03-03-2006, 11:45 AM
Hot and sunny (although not too hot and I can't stand humidity)

Why, is Coastie scared of clowns?

Bella
03-03-2006, 11:50 AM
Hot and sunny (although not too hot and I can't stand humidity)

Why, is Coastie scared of clowns?

She has a phobia, a reall big one at that!! :ninja:

Do you think Coastie will kill PJ?

JakeyBoy
03-03-2006, 11:52 AM
Hope so, or maybe she can just take away the orange :kid:

Do you want Coastie to stab or shoot?

PJ
03-03-2006, 11:58 AM
Hope so, or maybe she can just take away the orange :kid:

Do you want Coastie to stab or shoot?
She can't take away the orange - that's just the colour Haydon has given to donators.

And I hope she will shoot. I want to go quickly.

How would you like to die? (dying in sleep vetoed)

JakeyBoy
03-03-2006, 12:00 PM
In a freak motorcycle accident :cool:

Would you rather there be an after-life or just black?

Kat
03-03-2006, 03:40 PM
I'd quite like an after-life

If you were a ghost, who would you haunt?

Fee For All
03-03-2006, 03:50 PM
I would haunt whoever moved into my house, and keep putting stuff back the way it was.


If you were a ghost, would you be a nice one or a scary one?

Aondeag
03-03-2006, 03:56 PM
I would be 'mischievious'...I would use my powers for both good and evil..and george clooney bits too.

Do you belive in re-incarnation?

Fee For All
03-03-2006, 04:02 PM
No - but I'll let you know if I'm wrong :wink2:

If there was such a thing, what would you come back as?

Bonsai
03-03-2006, 07:07 PM
An extremelly pampered puddy cat or doggie.




If you could buy any dream home, what size would it be ? Would it have swimming pools or a gym ... or would you be happy with a little cottage somewhere? In what part of the country would it be situated ?

Coastie
03-03-2006, 08:51 PM
It would have three bedrooms and a study (two bedrooms for guests not kids...I am so not maternal)...there would be know plants in the garden or anything out there that required maintenance. It would have a garage and it's own private cinema and small film making studio/hobby room (so I can produce my own stop animation works (think Wallace and Gromit))...it would have a large living room and kitchen with a long dining room for much entertaining...and a short driveway that led to a private road and the whole thing would have beach half a mile to the front and countryside everywhere else and the nearest decent sized town would be 2.5 miles away.

Should I kill PJ or just shoot him in the spine?

JakeyBoy
03-03-2006, 11:20 PM
Don't follow a crowd... (:laugh:) just kill him!

Do you get what I mean?

bridge
06-03-2006, 02:10 PM
Don't follow a crowd... (:laugh:) just kill him!

Do you get what I mean?


Yeah i get ya! and love your Johnny Rotten quote, it's so true!

what age would you have to be, to be over the hill in your opinion? Hee

msgirl
06-03-2006, 02:14 PM
I guess when you just couldn't do what was fun to you anymore. I have a nearly 17 yr. old telling me daily to 'grow up'! I love not acting my age, in a fun, happy go lucky way...it's all I have somedays!!



Same question: When do you feel you should be 'over the hill'?

bridge
06-03-2006, 02:18 PM
I guess when you just couldn't do what was fun to you anymore. I have a nearly 17 yr. old telling me daily to 'grow up'! I love not acting my age, in a fun, happy go lucky way...it's all I have somedays!!



Same question: When do you feel you should be 'over the hill'?

Sorry to anyone on here who is over 50 :ninja: but 56 is pretty over the hill to me. i mean it's not old but i hate it when women try to dress like 20 year olds and end up looking like mutton dressed as lamb.

woudl you ever go to a nudist beach?

msgirl
06-03-2006, 02:29 PM
Not no, but HELL no. I have enough issues getting naked for showers and se...well, you get the picture. I guess you could admire people who go, but as a guy I would think it would be tough to hide my 'appreciation' for a really pretty girl/woman!:ninja: :devil:


Do you think nudist camps/beaches are an ego thing or just freedom to 'let it all hang out'??:cool1:

jaycee
06-03-2006, 06:13 PM
I think it's just freedom to let it all hang out - everthing I've ever seen/read about them fixes on how it feels not how everyone looks.

Do you believe in ghosts

Seabreeze
06-03-2006, 06:17 PM
I think it's just freedom to let it all hang out - everthing I've ever seen/read about them fixes on how it feels not how everyone looks.

Do you believe in ghosts
YES have had encounters


Do you believe in good and evil?

ils
06-03-2006, 06:19 PM
Do you believe in good and evil?

Yes



Do you believe there is a heaven and hell?

Seabreeze
06-03-2006, 06:20 PM
Yes



Do you believe there is a heaven and hell?
Yes

Do you believe in God and the Devil?

ils
06-03-2006, 11:26 PM
Do you believe in God and the Devil?


I use to, not so sure now!



Have you ever suffered from insomnia?

Groucho
07-03-2006, 01:12 AM
Trouble getting off: yes. Really bad sleeplessness: Not really.


Have you ever suffered from sleeping sickness?

Fee For All
07-03-2006, 01:18 AM
No

What's the most seriously ill you have been?

Groucho
07-03-2006, 01:21 AM
Appendicitus.


Got anything missing from an otherwise perfect body? As in one with all its constituent parts........

Fee For All
07-03-2006, 01:31 AM
Three Wisdom teeth, and large lumps of my insides. And I broke a nail tonight.:ranting:

Got any extra bits?

JakeyBoy
07-03-2006, 05:39 AM
I love your Johnny Rotten quote, it's so true!

Thanks! :kid:

JakeyBoy
07-03-2006, 05:39 AM
Three Wisdom teeth, and large lumps of my insides. And I broke a nail tonight.:ranting:

Got any extra bits?

I don't know...

Bits of what?

bridge
07-03-2006, 01:30 PM
I don't know...

Bits of what?

yeah bits of what?

If you could have any actress or actor to play you in your life story who would it be?