Nicole Kidman....or Sandra Bullock...


Do you have hair like any famous movie star?

Yeah - the lion king.




How often do you wash your hair ?

Every other day.

Do you cut, pick or bite your toenails?

Cut.

Who was the last person that gave you reputation?

I pick on occasion, but very infrequently. I doubt anyone over the age of 10 could bite them :wink2:




Who do you frequently fantasise about :pimp:

Who do you frequently fantasise about :pimp:

People answering the right question! :glare:



Who was the last person that gave you reputation?

People answering the right question! :glare:



Who was the last person that gave you reputation?

Mikado

Who was the last person you gave rep to?

Cant remember, SF I think.


How many staff do you have working in your house?

B*llocks ... staff !!!!




Do you use a flat screen monitor ?

No.

You have Haydon working in your house? :unsure:

No, I work in his apparently. :unsure:


Me and the Missus are away on Friday night. What can I get her as a present that will guarantee a shag?

Sorry mister..you will just have to ask somebody who is familiar with what turns your wife on!
Take her for a boat ride on the Seine..or buy her a posh cocktail near the Spanish Steps or something nice and rosemantic like that.

Where are you going for the Weekend?

A carpet.

Are you the shallowest man I know?

Edit:

Sorry mister..you will just have to ask somebody who is familiar with what turns your wife on!
Take her for a boat ride on the Seine..or buy her a posh cocktail near the Spanish Steps or something nice and rosemantic like that.

Where are you going for the Weekend?

Nowhere in particularly. The usual home stuff.

You?

Me and the Missus are away on Friday night. What can I get her as a present that will guarantee a shag?
Had to laugh when I read this. There is NOTHING that can guarantee a shag..:laugh:

Back on track...Doing nothing this weekend.:(


Should I leave here and go to Sainsburys??

Had to laugh when I read this. There is NOTHING that can guarantee a shag..:laugh:

Back on track...Doing nothing this weekend.:(


Should I leave here and go to Sainsburys??
Not if it`s pouring down like it is here


Which supermarket do you like the best?

Waitrose, but I can't afford it.

Has anyone ever finished a whole naan bread?

Me last night .... and some of Mr.Bs.




Does that make me a complete porker :huh:

Waitrose, but I can't afford it.

Has anyone ever finished a whole naan bread?
I can eat 2:bag: I have an addiction to bread of any kind


Is bread bad for me?

You are both porkers, yes.

Dry naan bread on it's own? :huh:

You are both porkers, yes.

Dry naan bread on it's own? :huh:
Yes. Dry,all by itself. Although it goes well with a nice madar$e too..

Is there a problem with that?

Nooooooooooooo problem

*backs off*

Do you think Buzz is a bit touchy about her diet?

Nah, but eating a nan bread dry?!?!:huh:

Do you keep checking like I do tonight, to see if anyone has posted any extra bits in white?

Nah, but eating a nan bread dry?!?!:huh:

Do you keep checking like I do tonight, to see if anyone has posted any extra bits in white?

All the time and it's bluddy annoying.

Should we ban white writing do you think?












made you look

Yes!

Do you think white is the new grey?

No - i think black is the new black.




Are you cheesed off that noone is posting much today ?

No - i think black is the new black.




Are you cheesed off that noone is posting much today ?

It is very quiet - maybe sore fingers, calm after the storm or maybe posts have deleted!!! :eek:

When is JB's ban up, do you think he will come back

I think he will - if he knows he can. Maybe he thinks he is banned forever ?





Are you glad that Jakey might return ?

I AM....
it gets very lonely in the LOST thread.

Have you ever been banned from anywhere?

I think he will - if he knows he can. Maybe he thinks he is banned forever ?





Are you glad that Jakey might return ?

Definitely!

Have you ever sharted?

I AM....
it gets very lonely in the LOST thread.

Have you ever been banned from anywhere?

The White Hart Pub in Edinburgh for singing Rose Garden!

When was the last time you done something really naughty?

About 5 minutes ago, but I don't think anyone smelt it. :sick:

What is the difference between a duck?

A fish THIS colour.....

Can you lend me a tenner?

Of course. I happen to have one in my purse. Trouble is, it's pounds not Euros. Soz.

Shall I get it converted and sent it over?

No, save on the conversion charge and just send it to me!

Do you read the daily horoscopes?

No i dont. About once a month when im bored ill have a look. I dont believe in them though.




When was the last time you had food poisoning, and what caused it ?

No i dont. About once a month when im bored ill have a look. I dont believe in them though.




When was the last time you had food poisoning, and what caused it ?


I have never had food poisoning (thank God)

Have you had the pox- errrr Chicken Pox that is! (ps i haven't had that either)

Yes I have.

Have you ever had shingles?

No...but I had Chicken Pox twice...yes I know that's not meant to happen but the first time was very mild and I obviously hadn't developed the full immunity to it and so got it full blown a few years later!

Did you have the MMR jab?

:unsure: Aren't i a little too old to have had that :unsure:


Do you find yourself laughing out loud on occasion for no reason - startling passer bys and colleagues ?

:unsure: Aren't i a little too old to have had that :unsure:


Do you find yourself laughing out loud on occasion for no reason - startling passer bys and colleagues ?

Yes when i think of something funny in my head i do that, it's a wonder i haven't been taken away by the men in white coats!

do you have funny little quirks you would like to share with us?

Erm...no! :mellow:

Did you ever play doctors and nurses as a kid?

We used to play our own version of it...'doctors and VICTIMS'...it was very messy but triff fun.

Did you ever fall out of a tree house?/:ranting:

Ive never had a tree house :evilmad:

Am i deprived :unsure:

Well below the povertree line!


Why is it so ársey on here at the moment?

Dont know, but i wish it would stop. Im bored and wanna spam ... but im too scared to :unsure:




Do you think SO has died a death ?

Not yet, but it's not looking good.

Are you going to come and see me in my play?

Bon: No...it's just going through a phase of minor transformation!

Pats: see your thread!

Is three doughnuts in a day excessive?

No .... 4 is excessive.





When was the last time you went to a gym ?

I'd like to....but don't expect I will.

Can you tell us more about it..and stick up a webcam.

I'd like to....but don't expect I will.

Can you tell us more about it..and stick up a webcam.

Bons - last year some time

Aon. Where would you like me to stick it?

Hee..hold on...I'll do a quick ask-y around and get some suggestions.

Gawd..will it EVER be hometime...(half four)?

It will be your home time before mine (5pm) and the clock is ticking very slowly.




Do you wear underwear in bed ?

No!

Read any good threads lately?

No

Do you think the Cooler King is jakeyboy?

Dunno...haven't looked him up yet!

Should I?

I wouldn't bother. I don't think it is.

Did you see my boxes?

I caught a glimpse but now realise you were just teasing!

Should I disable my boxes

Up to you. It seems to be the trend.

Why did you change your avatar back?

Why did you change your avatar back?

I missed the glamour girl look, plus wasn't too keen on the other one.

Is anyone else shocked that Patsy does not have a speaking part in the Wizard of Oz?

Yes...it's amazing someone has discovered a way to keep her quiet! :w00t:

How often are you totally honest with people?

Yes...it's amazing someone has discovered a way to keep her quiet! :w00t:

How often are you totally honest with people?
99% of the time


Emmerdale or Corry?

Corry, no contest.

Should they do an updated version of Love Thy Neighbour?

Corry, no contest.

Should they do an updated version of Love Thy Neighbour?
I would say yes.



BUT


Would it work in this day and age?

Probably not.

Bella and Coastie, I shall be singing, but not solo.

Is that clearer now?

Probably not.

Bella and Coastie, I shall be singing, but not solo.

Is that clearer now?

Oooh, I don't know I haven't heard your singing voice......well, not in it's entirety(sp?). I am sure you will blow them away!

What does Barclays mean in Cockney rhyming slang? (Please I need to know, so don't just answer "don't know") Thanks! :good:

Erm...I'm guessing it's short for Barcalys Bank and it's the bank bit you ryhme...thinking Tommy Tank here...do I need to say more?

Why do you need to know this?

Erm...I'm guessing it's short for Barcalys Bank and it's the bank bit you ryhme...thinking Tommy Tank here...do I need to say more?

Why do you need to know this?

Ahh, now it is becoming clear! Thanks Coastie - it is mentioned in the Rebus book, one of the CID chappies is called Barclay and the another CID had asked the others if they knew what the rhyming slang for Barclays was down south! Cheers! :good:

Has anyone heard the song that will be representing UK in the Eurovision?

Has anyone heard the song that will be representing UK in the Eurovision?

No i try not to watch it!

if you had the chance would you represent the UK in Eurovision?

Blummin right I would. Any excuse to make an ar$e of myself on stage. :w00t:

Why don't you watch it?

Hee..I DO watch it...it's just gas.
I am drawn to it the way a victim is drawn to the vampire.

Do you think people constantly say the dont' watch it, but really...they soooooooooooooo do!

Hee..I DO watch it...it's just gas.
I am drawn to it the way a victim is drawn to the vampire.

Do you think people constantly say the dont' watch it, but really...they soooooooooooooo do!
To be honest I`ve never watched it but always wish I had when people are talking about it the next day.


Do you prefer men/woman who are taller or smaller than you?

I prefer men taller....MUCH taller...and broader.I have a thing for BIG sturdy chests. Sigh...

Have you ever seen a UFO?(whilst sober)

No but I have seen numerous satellites!

What is the best way to remove limescale from the toilet bowl?

Pay the cash and hire a cleaner.
some things are just not worth the 'ick'.

Would you like to be a pirate queen (not in a 'maurading kind of way, but in a 'free the people' kind of way?)rescues and deliveries and stuff.
with FAB costumes.

Ooo yeah...I love dressin' up me! :w00t:

Have you ever suffered a split zip in a public place?

Ooo yeah...I love dressin' up me! :w00t:

Have you ever suffered a split zip in a public place?
Yes and believe it or now when i was young and thin. I expect more spilt zips now :(


Have you ever eaten soemthing you thought was something else?

Yes. When i was about 10 years old in Tenerife i sat down to a chicken curry which was delicious ... only to be told after eating it that it was in fact rabbit.



How many pets do you have ?

Yes. When i was about 10 years old in Tenerife i sat down to a chicken curry which was delicious ... only to be told after eating it that it was in fact rabbit.



How many pets do you have ?
1 cat and 4 fish. No more animals after this lot has gone :(


What`s your favourtie sweet (candy). Not including chocolate.

Polos or Tic Tacs (the orange and lime ones)




What was the last house hold chore you did ?

hoovering.


What are you looking forward to most this weekend?

Going to a party tomorrow evening .... and snogging the dog




What is your 'must see' TV program right now ?

Going to a party tomorrow evening .... and snogging the dog




What is your 'must see' TV program right now ?
Hustle which starts tonight


What`s your favourite ornament in the house?

a gorgeous little amber horse wot i got in Prague.

Do you think we will be allowed have a 'eurovision' section on sol?

a gorgeous little amber horse wot i got in Prague.

Do you think we will be allowed have a 'eurovision' section on sol?


Don't you think you will be tortured enough watching that show? but hey why not it will be a good laugh so yes we will be allowed (hopefully)

what song would you sing at Eurovision?

My ode to Bonnie!:w00t:

Why do the ferries always cause mischeif on my shift?:wallbash:

Because they're ferries! You can't expect anything better with a name like that!

Do you like your normal mp3 players or an iPod?

Because they're ferries! You can't expect anything better with a name like that!

Do you like your normal mp3 players or an iPod?


iPod if i had one .

If someone was being robbed on the street and you happened to be there would you step in and help or walk away and do nothing?

If someone was being robbed on the street and you happened to be there would you step in and help or walk away and do nothing?

I like to think that I'd intervene in some way, even if it was just to call the police and get a good description. I've never been in a situation like that, I just hope I would be able to assess the situation quickly and then help.


have you ever been trapped in a lift?

When i was about 7 i did. I was abroad and mucking about in the lift with a friend i met there. We went up and down and up and down .... and then it stuck.



Have you ever been stuck in a toilet cubicle (I have :unsure: )

When i was about 7 i did. I was abroad and mucking about in the lift with a friend i met there. We went up and down and up and down .... and then it stuck.



Have you ever been stuck in a toilet cubicle (I have :unsure: )

I have too! It was in a motorway cafe ... everyone I was with was really drunk (except the drivers of course) and I worried that they would leave me locked in the toilet forever!!

but with my problem :pooh: I reckoned it was better to be locked in a toilet rather than OUT of one! :w00t:


same question:

I got stuck in Tescos. I shouted a lot, and a lovely woman got help for me. It was really embaressing as a man had to climb over the top of the cubicle to get in, and then unlock the door for me.

The stupid thing was - he opened the door with ease ... so how stupid did i look :shutup:




have you had a good day so far ?

So far. Just got up...oldest son off to Nashville for several days, youngest off for several hours to Chuck E. Cheeses for a birthday party with the b-day boy and 2 other friends as well as very dependable and trustworthy b-day boys Mom and Dad. I will still be fraught with anxiety until his return. But I get to SHOP on my lonesome!!! Hubby working today.:yahoo: :ninja:


Having a good day or bad day or so-so day??

Not great. Bad back, bad neck, bad shoulder, bad head and generally knackered.

Should I be grateful and stop complaining?

Only if you feel you've milked it sufficiently :thumbsup:

Have you ever tidied-up the house and ended up in a worse state than when you started? And then lost the will to live?

Sorry. Got stuck at the word "house", then lost the will to live.

Did you watch the rugby?

Nope, I was too busy losing the will to live

It's too late to vacuum now, isn't it?

Definitely, losing the will to vacuum comes way before losing the will to live, very close to losing the will to move from computer.

My husband has bought Blocmania 3D for the PC. Like Tetris. Do you like Tetris?

i LOVE tetris...........probably cos it's one of the few computer games I can play properly:bag:

what is your favourite computer game

Mah Jonng!!! I was addicted to it before I wandered onto the internet highway and came accross you lot...what a change!! I almost bought an updated version today but think I'll hold off till next week.


Same question...what's your fave pc game??

At the moment it's something called Tri Jinx Deluxe.........I've tried Mah Jong but can't get into it

Do you belong to any other MB's

Yes...triggerstreet.com (it's a screenwriters site)

Have you ever played giant chess?

No.


Which part of your body feels least like it belongs to you?

My whole body. Doesn't go with my thin mind at all.

Do you do any puzzles/quizzes regularly?

I don't do anything regularly. It causes bruising.


should I go for a pint?

Absolutely...but just the one thought!

What is the coolest...a Polar bear of a penguin?

Absolutely...but just the one thought!

What is the coolest...a Polar bear of a penguin?

A penguin and here's why
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/pen.gif


Do you beleive in love at first sight?

Sometimes, it all depends on the situation...

When you saw your husband/wife for the first time, did you know it was a lasting thing?

Yep i knew, and i got engaged to him within the month.



Where is everyone this afternoon ?

Yep i knew, and i got engaged to him within the month.



Where is everyone this afternoon ?
Sat watching tv as it`s far too :cold: to venture out and it`s thick snow.


Sea or country for holidays?

Has to be sea, to keep hubby happy with his fishing.

Have you ever had an allergic reaction to something?

Yeah some L'Oreal eye cream. I put it on one evening, and i thought it itched a bit, but didnt do anything about it. When i woke up the next morning i had two burnt patches underneath both eyes !!!



When was the last time you left you leg hair to grow - without whipping the razor out.

I can honestly say that I have never shaved my legs!!

What time will you be in bed tonight?

Probably about 11:30pm. Mr.B gets back from the pub around 11pm, and then he likes to tell me all about the evening and fill me in with any gossip.




Is this bad weather making you feel lethargic ?

No, having four kids makes me feel lathargic.


Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Nope. I cant do that weird twisty thing with my tongue either.




Can you bend down and reach your toes ?

Yes, it's a skill I have recently re-aquired.


What is your opinion of Kent?

Kent it great as it has Bluewater Shopping Centre. Apart from shopping, i know NOTHING about Kent.




Are you as bored as i am ?

Not yet but the night is young!

Do you ever want to just jump up and dance?

Yes but then I look a fool and have to sit down again.

Have you ever threw anything eg water balloon off a balcony at passers by?

Yes...a water bomb...:naughty: I dropped it from the top of a multi storey car park. We heard the cry of our victim and ran! :kid:

It wasn't you was it Peej...only know trying to find out who bombed him?

Would you rather watch kids programs all day or kiss a slug?
(curtesy of my 7 year old!):kid:

Kiss a slug...kids TV just isn't of the calibre it was in my day...besies kissing a slug aint that bad (I've done it before....:naughty: )

Bridge -What is your 7yr olds fave smilie?

Well I can't answer for Bridge's kid, but my 6 year old loves this one..:boxing:

What kind of easter egg would you love to scoff?

I dont like fancy easter eggs. I like kids ones like Cadbury's chocolate buttons or smarties. The trouble is, you can eat one in 5 mins .... so two easter eggs would be good.




Do you buy your kids eggs, or do you do what my dad does ? He begrudged paying a fortune for an egg with no chocolate on it - so he insisted we had slabs of Cadburys instead.

I can't buy eggs for anyone. They talk to me in the night and say 'Eat Me'

Why are nice things fattening?

I daren`t buy easter eggs to early because I always end up eating them !!! Nice things are fattening because it`s an evil plot against us !!!:ranting:

Were eatster eggs better years ago or todays ones?

I daren`t buy easter eggs to early because I always end up eating them !!! Nice things are fattening because it`s an evil plot against us !!!:ranting:

Were eatster eggs better years ago or todays ones?
Years ago, when the sweets were actually inside the egg not in little bags in the packaging.


Do you make an event of Easter Sunday? (like Christmas Day)

Yes...we usually have a special roast and have a bit of a family get togethr if it's possible...going to Newquay this year!

Do you sometimes feel like the only one who has a clue about stuff and wonder what the others are thinking?

Kiss a slug...kids TV just isn't of the calibre it was in my day...besies kissing a slug aint that bad (I've done it before....:naughty: )

Bridge -What is your 7yr olds fave smilie?

my little one likes this one best Coastie:pooh: (typical)

Yes...we usually have a special roast and have a bit of a family get togethr if it's possible...going to Newquay this year!

Do you sometimes feel like the only one who has a clue about stuff and wonder what the others are thinking?

yes very often, especailly when i am working in my shop.

You have just had an invite to the Oscars, describe your ideal dress?

Off the shoulder, long, deep red with tapered waist line...in fact I already have it in my wardrobe at home! :naughty:

What is your fave all time song lyric?

Off the shoulder, long, deep red with tapered waist line...in fact I already have it in my wardrobe at home! :naughty:

What is your fave all time song lyric?

It would have to be 'Heaven Can Wait' by Meatloaf, adore the man.

~~~~heaven can wait, and a band of angels wrapped up in my heart, will take me through the lonely night, through the cold of the day, and i know, i know, heaven can wait, and all the Gods come down here just to sing for me, and the melody's gonna make me fly, without pain without fear~~~~

I love that song.:yahoo:

If you had to choose one would you rather spend an evening with Jodie Marsh or Jordan?:unsure:

It would have to be 'Heaven Can Wait' by Meatloaf, adore the man.

~~~~heaven can wait, and a band of angels wrapped up in my heart, will take me through the lonely night, through the cold of the day, and i know, i know, heaven can wait, and all the Gods come down here just to sing for me, and the melody's gonna make me fly, without pain without fear~~~~

I love that song.:yahoo:

If you had to choose one would you rather spend an evening with Jodie Marsh or Jordan?:unsure:

Oh dear................I think it would have to Jordan.

Hump or Dump David Cameron

Oh dear................I think it would have to Jordan.

Hump or Dump David Cameron

had to look up who he was! an MP right? DUMP

can we start a Hump or Dump for a while, i've run out of questions.

Hump or Dump Simon Cowell?

DUMP Simon Cowell


Hump or Dump Colin Firth??:naughty:

DUMP Simon Cowell


Hump or Dump Colin Firth??:naughty:


oooooooooo i say HUMP ALL DAY! :w00t:

Hump or Dump Johnny Depp?

Hump, hump and even more hump! what a silly question!!

Do you think we should have a seperate "hump or dump" thread?

Hump, hump and even more hump! what a silly question!!

Do you think we should have a seperate "hump or dump" thread?

Ummmm Yes good idea.

Do you want to start one?

No but I think Bella should...:naughty:

Is it time for another cup of tea and some biscuits?

Yes.

There is a can of Strongbow cider in my fridge. Do you think I should have it before going to a wedding reception tonight?

No...show some self control young man and step away from the fridge!

Have you ever had the urge to put in a vote of no confidence regarding your boss?

No...show some self control young man and step away from the fridge!
Too late.

As for the question: yes - I had a terrible boss in one of my previous part-time jobs and put in a complaint about him. It culminated in an angry exchange of words between us both and me walking out.

Can I come with you when you go to America, Coastie?

Baaaaaaaad idea. Raise a formal grievance if necessary;it's safer.

Why would you want to?

Peej - of course you can sweetie...meet me at Gatwick on the 29th April before noon! :yahoo:

Fee - He's a muppet...he is taking the pay but clearly thinks he doesn't have to do any of the work relating to it....he simply sits there and lets us get on with it!

Were you or would you have been a hippy in the 60's?

Ashbury and Haight Streets in San Francisco...the hippie mecca!


Why does Peej want to come to America with Coastie??

He loves me...well he's only human! :wub:

Don't you just love flirting every now and again?

Yes, I do it as much as I can.



Is it ok to flirt if that's all you're doing and it's not going to go any further?:pimp:

Yes, I do it as much as I can.



Is it ok to flirt if that's all you're doing and it's not going to go any further?:pimp:


Oh yes that's what women do best! it's fun to flirt keeps you young and desirable! :naughty:

Are you bloody sick of the weather? i mean that's all it is is rain rain and more rain. ( oh and don't forget to set your clock's forward tonight)

**** **** and feckity ****...our clocks don't go up until April the weekend of Easter!!


I wish the weather would straighten out once and for all, back on topic.



What's the warmest it usually gets for y'all in the Spring and Summer?

**** **** and feckity ****...our clocks don't go up until April the weekend of Easter!!


I wish the weather would straighten out once and for all, back on topic.



What's the warmest it usually gets for y'all in the Spring and Summer?
Well, we usually get a few days where the temp is about 30 degrees C. But usually in summer it can range from high teens to high twenties.
Anything above 25 degrees C is too hot for me!
(This is for central scotland so some areas may be different)

Isn't it great that it's light outside now at 7pm?

I wouldn't know just yet!!:glare: :ranting:


do you swim in the ocean and/or lakes or outdoor pools in you area when it's warm enough??

No I don't, but I might have a paddle with the kids in the sea.
Hubby reckons he's gonna go swimming in the sea more this year, hah, yeh right!

Do you think 10 cod in one freezer is a bit much?

I don't know And? I like catfish, bream, cod, mahi mahi, flounder...I don't know if you can have too much, but I don't like cooking them. Now shrimp and crawfish, all my Cajun delicacies...call me Emerille LaGrasse!!


Do you like Cajun style dishes??

I've never met one I did'nt like.Anything I've tried has been skrum.

Do you feel happier and giddier once the weather starts to improve and the days get longer and BRIGHTER!!!!!!! Yay!

Definately.

Whats your favourite fast food resturaunt?

Definately.

Whats your favourite fast food resturaunt?

None i hate fast food trash.

Spotty tops are big this season, will you be wearing them?

I have already worn my cute little black n' white top with a black silk ribbon empire line tie.I love it! It's ever so 1950's...but cute.

Have you bought any proper summer clothes yet?

I have already worn my cute little black n' white top with a black silk ribbon empire line tie.I love it! It's ever so 1950's...but cute.

Have you bought any proper summer clothes yet?

Nope, I'll just re-cycle the clothes I already have!

Where shall I put the "Hump or Dump" thread - coffee lounge or games & riddles?

I'd say coffee lounge.But that's just me.

Anything interesting happening around the site today?

Always...it just takes some finding sometimes! :naughty:

Is it windy where you are?

really windy blowing a gale in fact.

Are your children home from school today because of the Unison strike? mine are.:sly:

No, mine are both at school, and I'd completely forgotten about the strike.

Any nice cakes or doughnuts where you are?

TONS...there is a donut shop right downstairs from me.


How about yourself?Any nearby?Are you peckish?

Nope, none around here. The local bakery just down the road from me has closed down:sad:
I would really love custard donut covered with chocolate (can't remember what they were called, but I used to buy them all the time from Dunkin donuts when I lived in the states)

What's your favourite chocolate bar?

(ooh..it's Dunkin Donuts downstairs from me...well..they are called 911 now.I must have a gawk and see can I find that, it sounds yum.Boston Creme?

Cadbury's Rum and Butter..but alas...I am off chocolate for Lent. :-(

Is there anywhere else you can go to get skrummy pastries?

There's another bakers down town, but I've managed to find some mini snickers bars, hehe.

and yes it was a boston creme.

Should I make a chilli, spag bol or lasagne for tea?

There's another bakers down town, but I've managed to find some mini snickers bars, hehe.

and yes it was a boston creme.

Should I make a chilli, spag bol or lasagne for tea?

what about a Chilli? yum

if you were on death row, what would you ask for your last meal?:bag:

A cake with a file in it!:D Tho' I'd be too upset to eat.

Have you ever worked with anyone who has been in prison?

No but I worked with a someone who had been in a huvenile detention centre and from the way he used to act I wouldn't be surprised if he was back in there again.

Have you ever been scuba diving?

No but I worked with a someone who had been in a huvenile detention centre and from the way he used to act I wouldn't be surprised if he was back in there again.

Have you ever been scuba diving?

No, but my best mate has loads of times and some of the photos are amazing!

Ever climbed a Munro? I fancy doing a few before my 40th

Would that the Munro Brothers from Kiltyma? Never fancied any of them......:w00t:






should I go for a pint with urk or go to the gym?

Go to the gym - but then meet him afterwards for a pint. You'll feel like you deserve it more.

Have you ever fainted?

Yes, a couple of times. The first time in a pub - before I had a drink.

Have you ever woken up next to someone you don't recognise?

No :)

Do you sometimes wish you could just pull the plug and stop all the noise?

Yes I do aometimes.

Did you like the theme tune from Animal Hospital?

Neither love it or loath it Peej...:huh:

Do you look forward to easter?

It's ok I suppose...

What about the theme tune to Dallas?

Hate it...:ranting:

Are you doing some kind of psychological testing on me Peej?

Of course not.

The A team?

LOVE IT! :applause:

Who was your fave member of the A-Team?

It's got to be Sgt. Bosco Baracus!

Remember Boy George was in a episode of The A Team? :ninja:

Sadly I dont.


Got anything you want to tell us?

Yes, it was dire.

What's your favourite type of wood?

Wouldn't dare answer that question:devil:

Has anyone got any gossip? It's very quiet on here.

Bella is a secret stripper and she works at "Madam Chi Chi's Hothouse" in Edinburgh.

What do you make of that?

Yes, my boss is getting divorced and one of the guys in the office found his financial worth statement on the fax!!!


How much do you reckon?

What do you make of that?

That doesn't surprise me!

How much do you reckon?

Ooh what with you high flyers down there in the city, a couple of million?

Am I right?

That doesn't surprise me!



Ooh what with you high flyers down there in the city, a couple of million?

Am I right?
I'd probably say you were right - but in Turkish Lira.

Do you like the £2 coin?

If it's in my pocket then yes.

I wonder why skating queen isn't on the members list anymore?

Was that a question?

It had a question mark...but I'm not sure...

Andrea, can you enlighten us?

Yes I think it was a question.
Or maybe I should of put...

why isn't skating queen on the members list anymore?

Grouchos jaw nashing scared her off! :w00t:

Anyone fancy a group hug?

Yes please

Can anyone help me to stop freeing fish?

Only the Lord can help us now, Bobski.

Should Andrea be thanked or punished for introducting us to this game?

I think Andrea ought to be put on a reprimand...1st she tries to kill us all off by way of a massive heart attack and now she has introduced us to an unhealthy addction...:angry: This sort of behaviour cannot go unpunished!

Has anyone else reached level 7 yet?

Made it to level 8 but didn`t last long



How many levels do you think there are?

I think there are 15 levels.But am open to correction.

Can anyone direct me to madam chi' chi's Hothouse in Edinburgh?
And what time does Bella go on stage?

I think there are 15 levels.But am open to correction.

Can anyone direct me to madam chi' chi's Hothouse in Edinburgh?
And what time does Bella go on stage?

Madam Chi Chi's sounds like a whore house, Bella!!!! get your clothes back on this minute.

would you ever do a strip tease or have you ever done one?

No I have not and if I was going to do one there would have to be copious amounts of alcohol and money involved.

I know someone whose surname is Frondigan - what are your views on this?

No I have not and if I was going to do one there would have to be copious amounts of alcohol and money involved.

I know someone whose surname is Frondigan - what are your views on this?

not a lot rhymes with cardigan, i once worked for a Japanese man whose name was Fukuee you try saying that with a straight face.

when was the last time you told someone you loved them?

last sunday.




have you ever grown and actually eaten your own vegetables?

last sunday.




have you ever grown and actually eaten your own vegetables?
No but my papa does and they are delicious.

Can you do a cartwheel?

I think I can still do them. Don't think boss would approve of my attempting to find out just now, so I'll get back to ya!!:kid:




can you do the splits?

I used to be able too - but i think i would get a sore fanny now if i attempted it :unsure:



Do you like watching cartoons ?

Aye - cannae beat The Simpsons.

Who is your favourite character from The Simpsons?

I think it has to be Homer



Have you got a gym membership but never use it?

I think it has to be Homer



Have you got a gym membership but never use it?
Yes. I do go but probably not as much as I should.

What number is your hoose?

My hoose hasnt got a number .... i just use it for watering the plants :cool1:


Do you like where you live ?

I used to be able too - but i think i would get a sore fanny now if i attempted it :unsure:



........................... :laugh:

My hoose hasnt got a number .... i just use it for watering the plants :cool1:


Do you like where you live ?


Yes i love where i live, just hate the weather. i often wish i could pick my house up and plop it in Portugal. Bliss.

what's your favourite tv show from the 70's?

Arthur of the Britons or Alias Smith and Jones.




Arthur of the Britons or Alias Smith and Jones? :naughty:

I dont know who Arthur of the Britons is :unsure: Am i missing out on something ?


Comfort food like sausages and mash, casseroles etc .... or BBQs ?

http://epguides.com/ArthuroftheBritons/cast.jpg

him Arthur. him early crush for te. yum.

'spose Oliver Tobias could be the male equivilent of a BBQ - hot, tasty and ever so slightly dangerous if the sparks fly.......


.
Do you stay in and recover from the week on friday nights, or go a leetle beet mental...?

I dont know who Arthur of the Britons is :unsure: Am i missing out on something ?


Comfort food like sausages and mash, casseroles etc .... or BBQs ?


sausages & mash yum

Oliver Tobias hump or dump?

Not sure:unsure:

Then ^^ ...or now?

http://www.agentur-lentz-reinholz.de/pictures/Tobias,-Oliver-9gr.jpg

Then ^^ ...or now?


I always thought Olivier Tobias was over-rated as a stud and in the film of the same name my suspicions were confirmed! So I'd go for NEVER!


French manicured square nails? Or classical oval ones?

BITTEN ROUGH EDGED ONES! :kid:

Someone accidentally treads on your toe and doesn't move as they haven't realised...what do you do?

Yank my foot out of the way and give them my best Paddington stare.



Pints, or ladylike half pints.

Pints...saves on the number of trips to the bar! :naughty:

Poot or hold it in in a public place?

Pints...saves on the number of trips to the bar! :naughty:

Poot or hold it in in a public place?

Hold it in and bear the future consequences.

smooth or crunchy?

Crunchy! :kid:

What's worse...finding lippy on his collar or cum stains on his shoes?

Crunchy! :kid:

What's worse...finding lippy on his collar or cum stains on his shoes?


Urgh Cum stains on his shoes !

Have you ever had se-x in an aeroplane and are you a member of the Mile High Club?

No but I know someone who is! :naughty:

What is the worst possible noise?

The Alarm Clock :evilmad:

Any good remedies for a dodgy stomach? I've been chucking for Britain since yesterday. :ill:

Starve it. Just water, if you can keep it down. That should help the weight loss no end!

Do you think it's a bug, or something you ate?

Something I ate, I reckon. Or rather, didn't cook properly.

Would you like the recipe? :kid:

Something I ate, I reckon. Or rather, didn't cook properly.

Would you like the recipe? :kid:


Errr no thanks some recipes should be kept to one's self.:sick:

Would you ever do a Anna Nicole Smith and marry a man or women in their 90's?

Hmmmmm probably yeah :unsure:



I wouldnt have to sleep with him would i ? Anna Nicole Smith didnt sleep with her billionaire, she just lap danced for him.

Hmmmmm probably yeah :unsure:



I wouldnt have to sleep with him would i ? Anna Nicole Smith didnt sleep with her billionaire, she just lap danced for him.

Did she? i thought he died with a big smile on his face.:naughty: am i wrong?

I dont think they did actually have sex .... so Anna did rather well for herself :pimp:



Would you sleep with a stranger for £1million (like the film) .... but without Robert Redford :huh:

I dont think they did actually have sex .... so Anna did rather well for herself :pimp:



Would you sleep with a stranger for £1million (like the film) .... but without Robert Redford :huh:

Depended on what the guy looked like, if he wore a condom and if my hubby would let me!!!:huh:

same question.

I think my HUSBAND would sleep with him for £1million :wink2: Or he would force me to do the deed so he could have a new car :huh:



Would i enjoy it though ?

No! You'd feel like a high class hussy!:pimp:

How much more of our lives will Andrea be allowed to take from us before someone puts a stop to her actions?

11 1/2 minutes.


Apart from your head, what is the hairiest part of your body?

Where's Bons when you need her?

Ok, I'll answer. Put it this way, I don't do Brazillians.

Nuff said?

More than enough information there Pats!

What was the name of your first pet?

More than enough information there Pats!

What was the name of your first pet?


Maximillion (Westie dog)

I hate cats, what pets apart from your husband do you dislike?

I hate rats (sorry Coastie), and i wouldnt own a pet snake or spider if my life depended on it.




Would you kiss a frog in the hope it would turn into a prince?

no.I don't mind frogs...but I am not a royalist so would'nt be bothered at all with a prince.

How many televisions do you own?

I wish i could say 0, but we own 4 which is 3 too many!

If you had to choose one, which would you choose to live without : tv, music, computer.?

TV, no question, although I might go visiting my friends a bit during Big Brother :pimp:

Would you be happy to re-sit a driving test every ten years?

TV, no question, although I might go visiting my friends a bit during Big Brother :pimp:

Would you be happy to re-sit a driving test every ten years?

No Way!!!!! how i passed first time is anybody's guess, well i did wear a short skirt.:naughty:

Do you beleive we come from ape's or was there really an Adam and Eve?

Do you beleive we come from ape's or was there really an Adam and Eve?

I like the idea of Adam & Eve but have questions that no-one ever answered. The ape thing is more scientific so I guess utimately I believe in that. Conversely though, I do believe in God, whatever he, she, it is.

Do you believe in a God

I like the idea of Adam & Eve but have questions that no-one ever answered. The ape thing is more scientific so I guess utimately I believe in that. Conversely though, I do believe in God, whatever he, she, it is.

Do you believe in a God


Yes i do.

Do you beleive there is a heaven and a hell?

No, I had a conflicted religious upbringing. One side of the family was Catholic and the other was Protestant. And I just have many issues with all the religious doctirnes about. My children go to church and I answer their questions to the best of my knowledge. I have read the Bible through 4 times and there's this lady at work that misquotes passages and when I tell her it's in so and so, verse xyz, she looks at me like I'm trying to fool her or convert here to agnosticism.

If there is a heaven and hell, where do you think you will go??

LOL...i expect I'll be doing quite a bit of hovering between the two.

Do you believe in Ghosts and spirits and re-incarnation?

LOL...i expect I'll be doing quite a bit of hovering between the two.

Do you believe in Ghosts and spirits and re-incarnation?

No. They only exist in the minds of weak people who refuse to accept that real life is what it is!


Is greed ever good?

It is if you write it is e'er gd. :nerd:

Should I apply to Countdown?