Only if you dress as a munchkin (8 letters)

Would you take 2 from the top, or 3?

Pats: No...you should apply for a make over show instead! :w00t:

Fee: 1

What is the funniest thing you have heard today?

Nothing. I have heard nothing funny. And I don't expect to. :mad2:

Why would you want to take more than 1 from the top?

Why would you want to take more than 1 from the top?


From the top of what?

Tesco's have some right bargains at the moment - don't they?

Wouldn't know Tescos is too far for me to be bothered to travel to!

Can I go home now?

Yes you may.

I'm going to the dentist tomorrow: What shoe size are you?

I'm going to the dentist on the 27th. 6.

I'm having a filling re-done. Do you have feather pillows or man-made pillows?

I have feather, but I don't think the birdies self-plucked and stuffed, so you could say they were man-made. Or lady made. Or sweat-shop kiddy made. I'm making an appointment with the dentist for next month. I'll see if he knows how pillows are made.

Have you ever seen a chicken with a sewing machine? :huh:

No but it is a great mental image isn't it!?

Are you doing anything nice this weekend?

Yes. I'm also going to the dentist soon. First time in nearly 10 years. I'm cacking myself actually.

Do you think they'll give me gas and air if I beg nicely?

Im sure you wont have to beg Patsy ... they will give it to you gladly :unsure:




When is the blummin weather going to warm up ?

Saturday.


If alcohol was made illegal would you break the law to drink it?

lordy yes. I only obey god's laws anyway....




Is there anywhere you can buy a picture of a chicken with a sewing machine?

Just ask Podge n' Rodge...they can do things with digital enhancement... :laugh:

Shriek! It's almost five pm.Should'nt I be well gone by now?

Aon..Aaaaaon...where'd she go?:unsure:

(see question in above answer):naughty:

She's still here...counting the minutes till' hometime. Grumble.

HEY..where IS everyone today?It's fierce quiet around these hallowed halls???

She's still here...counting the minutes till' hometime. Grumble.

HEY..where IS everyone today?It's fierce quiet around these hallowed halls???

It is quiet is'nt it?

Would you or have you ever tried Bog Snorkling? Hee

I'd do it! Well I'm always up to experiencing new things!

Have you ever felt sick after eating to many easter eggs?

No. A girl can never eat too many easter eggs.




How do you eat a creme egg ?

In private. I have a very pointy tongue. :naughty:

Are you a sucker, licker or chomper?

Im a licker. I bite the top off, scoop the innards out with my tongue - then pop the rest of the egg into my mouth whole.



Have you been given any easter eggs yet (i have, and ive already eaten them :unsure: )

No, but I've just been and bought some kiddies' ones. Oh, and one for a big kid.

Do you think the M1 will be heaving around lunchtime tomorrow?

I think its heaving already isnt it :mellow: But yes, im sure they will be bumper to bumper.


Dont you wish you could be one of the peeps they show on the news about to board a plane for some exotic destination over Easter. Apparently something like 22,000 of us are going away .... not me though :angry:

No, because I actually love our climate.

Am I a freak?

Well .... in a word .... YES :unsure:


Do you have a shed :sly:

NO




Do you wish your house to be bigger or smaller than it is now?

I wish it were bigger. Not much bigger as we did intentionally downsize when we moved here - but i would love a large kitchen with maybe a conservatory.




Would you ever live abroad, and if so where ?

No, although I wouldn't mind a holiday home somewhere. Probably France.

Why am I so tired?

It`s your age dear. :wink2:




Which is your favourite easter egg?

Anything by Cadburys...:wub:

How many eggs will you recieve this year?

How many eggs will you recieve this year?
None:ranting:

How many will you buy to give to others?

6...one for mum...one for bro...one for bro's partner...two for two bneices...one for the lodger...my youngest neice hasn't got one as she's to little at the mo so I shall be giving her money to go into her savings account!

Do you send easter cards?

NO


Do you have hot cross buns (even if they do have a cross on them) ?

NO


Do you have hot cross buns (even if they do have a cross on them) ?




I love hot cross buns especially with the cross on the top.:naughty:

How many eggs have you eaten so far this easter?

I can honestly say NONE not even a creme egg. Trying to diet




Years ago we used to paint hard boiled eggs. Does anyone still do that?

NO!! They had these things back when oldest son was smaller that you could slide on to a hard boiled egg and drop in boiling water for a few seconds and they 'shrinkwrapped' onto the egg. That was the absolute bomb. Now they are no where to be found, so we do plastic eggs.


Have you gotten your Easter outfit and hat for Sunday?? ( I, being agnostic bought me a vintage Mickey Mouse Club tee-shirt!)

I had beer and gravey stained beige combats on along with a black t-shirt! It was an unavoidable set of circumstances that led to my less tha presentable state...none of which I am prepared to go into here!

Who is your fave Simpson character?

the Indian-ish guy at the convenience store...can't think of his name!!

Who is your favorite Thomas the Train character???
(I like Harold the snooty helicopter)

I think it used to be Percy for me - if he`s the fast little green engine.


Which is your fave comedy show?

There are so many, but probably Fawlty Towers.

Does just a sandwich for lunch do it for you?

Usually takes a man to "" do it for me "" but if there`s not one available then yes a sandwich is enough to see me through.



Do you and your family all have your own seat in the living room or do you just sit anywhere?

My husband and I have "our chairs" and woe betide anyone who doesn't vacate in time. This still doesn't stop the kids jumping in them on purpose just to wind us up!

How many times do kids have to be told something until it sinks in?

154 in my experience.


Do you have sharp elbows?

Not as sharp as my tongue.

Is pinching an acceptable way to win an argument?

Yes, as long as you're aged 5 or below.


Favourite herb?

Herb Alpert and his Tijuana Brass.

Or coriander. :ninja:

Favourite trait of your partner?

Sense of humour - which of course she needs being married to me


School nickname?

Patsy :)

Same question.

Joe:ninja:


Shoe size?

Size 6



What part of your anatomy needs the more improvement ?

I'd probably opt for scrapping the lot and starting again.


How's the skin on the back of your hands?

Amazingly wrinkle-free for a woman of my advancing years (although I have a few "freckles" already).

Do you bite your nails?

I dont bite my nails, but i pick the skin around the nails (terrible habit).





Would you sleep with a stranger for £1million pounds - like in the film Indecent Proposal ?

Absolooooooooooooooooootly!

Does that make me a bad person?

If you are, i am too as i would be like a rat up a drainpipe.



Would it matter if they were bald, fat, ugly and sweated a lot .... oh and with fluff in their belly buttons ?

Nope. I might draw the line at a cripple, though.

Where would you draw the line?

I dont think i would ..... id do most things for £1million :unsure:



Does your bath sponge get covered in pubes until it looks like a hairy monster ?

I dont think i would ..... id do most things for £1million :unsure:



Does your bath sponge get covered in pubes until it looks like a hairy monster ?

I don't have a bath sponge, I have bath gloves and they are pube-free!

Do you use shower-gel or soap

Gel, and Bons - eeeeeyeeuuuuwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Do you use a pummice stone? (?sp)

No but my mum used to!


Do you wash your hair or body first?

Hair - shampoo, condition then wash body, then wash conditioner out.

How many bottles of shampoo is there in your bathroom?

4 different types at the moment. I find using the same one all the time tends to build up on the hair and make it duller or summat, so I swop brands around thinking I am cheating my hair.


Did any of that make sense? :w00t:

:unsure: About 10 past 5.

What did she say?

She said "4 different types at the moment. I find using the same one all the time tends to build up on the hair and make it duller or summat, so I swop brands around thinking I am cheating my hair."


Got it now ?

Got it the first time...cos I'm smarter than Patsy..either that or less tiddled...:nerd:

Should I share my huge bag of Maltesers or sit here quietly nibbling them all away myself?

Should I share my huge bag of Maltesers or sit here quietly nibbling them all away myself?
Unless you are sharing them with me I will say NO.


Which radio station do you listen to the most?

Today FM (for Ray Darcy and 'Gift Grub' and that boy who reads the sports...mmmmmm) and RTE 1. Nothing else.

What Sunday papers do you buy?

Anything that's left by the time I get up.

Do you read all the Sunday Supplements and if not, which do you bin/line cat litter/light fire with etc?

Usually read the paper in bed, put the funnies etc in the loo, and the lifestyle / fashion bits in the bathroom for a browse while abluting.

One magazine over here is printed in cold pressed colour which bleeds when damp and I once got a mural on my boobs off the cover while reading it in the bath..... Urk was impressed.




Do you get a free paper delivered and is it any good?

Yes and yes


would you prefer to be taller or shorter?

Ooh, definitely a few inches taller!

Would you date someone who is smaller than you (if you are female) and guys would you date someone who is taller than you?

I prefer smaller.


Do you prefer a partner with big or small hands?

Yes. But I draw the line at Jeremy Beadle.

Women - Do you have/Men do you know any women with hairy nipples?

I dont think I do..........are yours hairy Patsy?


Is there anything else in nature that's quite as much fun as a pair of breasts?

A pair of freshly kneed balls.

Do all men go Oooph or is it just Mr FFA?

I reckon it's probably most of them.


Is blood thicker than water?

Blood is a suspension of red blood cells (erythrocytes), white blood cells
(leukocytes) and platelets in a complex solution (called plasma) of gases,
salts, proteins, carbohydrates, and lipids. The viscosity, or internal
friction, of blood increases as the percentage of cells in the blood
increases: more cells mean more friction, which means a greater viscosity.
The percentage of the blood volume occupied by red blood cells is called
the hematocrit. With a normal hematocrit of about 40 (that is,
approximately 40% of the blood volume is red blood cells and the remainder
plasma), the viscosity of whole blood (cells plus plasma) is about 3 times
that of water.

Is google the biz or what?

Google Shares Jump as Profit Beats Analyst Estimates

April 21 (Bloomberg) -- Google Inc. shares jumped after the
world's most-used search engine posted first-quarter profit that
beat the most optimistic of analysts' estimates, quelling
concerns that growth may stall.
The shares surged $34.41, or 8.3 percent, to $449.41 at 8:51
a.m. New York time in Nasdaq Stock Market composite trading as
analysts increased their estimates and price targets. Merrill Lynch
& Co.'s Justin Post upgraded Google to ``buy'' from ``neutral'' and
said the shares may reach $540. Goldman, Sachs & Co.'s Anthony Noto
said the stock may be worth $525.
Google generated a 60 percent profit rise in the quarter
after extending its lead over Yahoo! Inc. and Microsoft Corp.'s
MSN in Internet search and opening new offices in Europe.
Google's results yesterday eased concerns sparked three months
ago when profit missed analysts' estimates for the first time
since the company went public in 2004.

Apparently.....:sly:


How did you pass time before the internet?

I used to know real people :nerd:

How do I find out how solvent an American client is?

Sniff him. :w00t:

No, Grouch. Are yours?

Drop him in a very large glass of water and see what happens.


Do you believe in the Indian economic dream?

Answer mine first, please Fish Face. :glare:

Will someone please fix the rythym of this thread.?
It's all arseways and is wreckin' my buzz!:D

No, Grouch. Are yours?

Reasonably.


Why does a hangover usually turn into the raging horn about mid-morning the next day?

That's when you start thinking about me, you lovely, filthy man.....




Will you start reading groucho's mid morning posts with a new perspective from now on?

Yep. I can just see him, sitting there, typing away one-handed...

When's the next bank holiday?

A week on Monday. :applause:

And do you know when the next one is?

Last weekend in May



Are you having a drink tonight?

Last weekend in May




Are you having a drink tonight?

Yes i am having one right now, errrr a drink that is!


We just spent £800 in Ikea on Wardrobes and hubby and me have to fit them together do you kinda feel sorry for me? :laugh:

No - cos i would kill for a wardrobe .... any wardrobe. For 17 months now i have had my clothes on a shop rail .... and they are DUSTY.






When was the last time you got drunk ?

Erm...the Pompey meet...well I was tiddled anyway...don't really get drunk :angel_not

Do you have a list of things you want to do before you die and have you managed any of them yet?

No. To be honest i just wanted a life filled with laughter and lots of snogs .... and i got it. Who could want more ?





Whats your earliest memory ?

No. To be honest i just wanted a life filled with laughter and lots of snogs .... and i got it. Who could want more ?





Whats your earliest memory ?

My earliest memory is of my mother pegging my favourite teddy on the line by his ears to dry and me having a hissy fit, i thought she was trying to kill it, i also rememeber grabbing her legs and screaming for her to take teddy down.

If you could be Prime Minister for the day, what would be the first thing you would do?

Get my road fixed.

Is anyone going to read Mo's Sharpe thread?

I glanced at it .... but i didnt watch Sharpe (never have) so i cant contribute - cos Pandora says i cant :laugh:




Shall i sell my body in a quest to make some money ?

I'm thinking of upgrading my body as it's getting a bit crumpled. Is yours in good nick with no wobbly bits? And will you consider part-exchange?

Does anyone else find Sean Bean an over-rated minger?

yep - can't stand the look of him and his acting sucks.


Who else makes you want to throw popcorn at the screen?

Catherine Zeta Jones. Can't abide the woman.

Is violence ever the answer?

Violence is sometimes the ONLY answer ... especially when it comes to popcorn and cinema screens.



Have you ever had a good browse around an Ann Summers shop ?

Yes. Nuff said. :ninja:

Have you ever swung, or had a near-swinging experience?

I would never swing, but i think a colleague of mine and her husband tried to suggest wife swopping with them .... we never saw them again.




Whats the worst thing you have ever eaten ?

I toasted some bread after a pub sesh one night and slathered some pate on it. Ate half and fell asleep. Woke to find it had green fuzz on it. Ate other half ......



Do you think the odd sunbed treatment would harm you? [trying to get a base coat for crete next week]

Not at all. Unless you're planning on spending the day under it.

Are you deliberately trying to make us jealous? :glare:

would I do that?



[q & a in one - nice.]

Not allowed. Sorry.

Would you like to reconsider your post?

yes. I'm sorry I'm going to crete and you lot aren't.


Should I be scared right now?
.

No...you should be filled with the joys of all that holidays have to offer...like me...

Did you know I leave for a month in the states on Sunday?

Yes :bored:

Room in your case for a Peej?

Absolutely - be at Gatwick for noon on Sunday! :naughty:

Does anyone else want to come?

NO! They don't. It's just me.

Can I choose the CDs for the car during our road trip then?

Only if they are appropriate.

What music suits Arizona?

I would imagine stuff by The Eagles

Do you agree?

Yeah, The Eagles and Willie Nelson...



What music do you think Mississippi Girls like??

Loud and trashy http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/smiley/celb6.gif

Any remedies for insomnia?

Lunesta and a shot of Absolute...(the Lunesta is prescription, the Absolute a little pricey but worth every penny!!:wink_kiss Of course, I've been on here since about 3:30 am but was asleep by 9:30 pm last night)

I do like my music loud and OCCASIONALLY trashy, but loud nonetheless!!:thumbsup:

Why am I talking to 'foreigners' at 4:00 am in the morning??:shocking:

Because you love us :wink_kiss



Why is MSG up at 4am in the morning ?

A liasion dangerous....perhaps?

Does'nt that sound skandelously exciting!

It does, but the reality was probably one of the hogs needed tieing.

Hillbillies with access to the internet. A good thing - or not?

Great...it makes the rest of us feel normal...er I mean...it offers a wider variety of conversational topics!

Did I manage to get away with that one?

Uh, HELL NO 'Ms. Coming for a visit' person!!


Should I show Coastie around and let her drool over hot looking Southern men...the one's with all their teeth and their own trailer??:laugh:

Aye, she could have a threesome with this pair of lookers.

http://www.wklt.com/ellis&co/hillbilly.jpg

Would you trade lives with Coastie right now?

Only if I was getting a road trip accross the UK for 30 days. See, I'm already in America...I kinda know how it is here.:smartie:



Would YOU trade with Coastie??

Of Course, why not !

Have you ever tried a deviled egg? :huh:

Yes

What's your favourite way to cook eggs?

Scrambled with bits of ham yummy.

Do you get wind when you eat eggs?:shutup:

Yes

Doesn't everybody?

Not as far as I've noticed. Kidney beans, however - well, that's a whole nother story.

Is it nearly home time?

y'all are probably in bed...except certain vampiresses (FFA). I'm about to get ready for all my meds and jammies:applause:





What do you sleep in...a gown, pajamas, your undies, THE NUDE? What? I most know!!:w00t:

Depends:It's not always the same.I lol around a lot in jim jams..but don't always sleep in them.

WHY must you know...(oooh....this sounds intriquing!)

B/C I'm horribly nosy!!!



Have you posted in my 'nosy' thread yet??:smartie: :naughty:

ooh havin't even seen it..will have a snoop now.

Any sign of Coastie yet?

No. She pm'd a threat, erm, I mean a plan of passing through a little later in her trip. They are going accross the upper half of the Colonies to San Francisco and then back accross the lower half and want to visit "Msgirl Land". Will keep y'all updated.



Reckon she's busted a gut having fun while we sit here and discuss said fun??:w00t:

Jolly well hope so!Wish I was off galivanting across the states.

Do you think she will get arrested..for her antics?hee.

I will be disappointed if she doesn't.

I saw a ladybird the other day - it was the first one I've seen in about 10 years - what do you think of that?

I think that is cute.Hope you did'nt squish it by acciddent.

Hey...I call them ladybugs....does anyone else?

I call them ladybugs and collect things with them on them...bags, keyrings, earrings...



Do y'all have lightening bugs/fireflies over there??

I call them ladybugs and collect things with them on them...bags, keyrings, earrings...



Do y'all have lightening bugs/fireflies over there??

I don't honestly know, but we have these horrible midges, little fly things they are everywhere, must be breeding like rabbits.:pooh:

What do you think of this colour scheme? Chocolate and Duck egg blue? we have just painted out our bedroom in these colours. it looks like a cross between Saturday Night Fever, and Studio 54! :yahoo: Yeah Baby.

What do you think of this colour scheme? Chocolate and Duck egg blue? we have just painted out our bedroom in these colours. it looks like a cross between Saturday Night Fever, and Studio 54! :yahoo: Yeah Baby.


I think it sounds cool baby...everyone over here is wearing a teal-ish blue with chocolate colors...pants, shirts, I thnk it's a great combo!! btw, what color is duck egg blue??
(i've heard of midges and how bad they are!!:sad: )

Wonder where our Coastie is NOW??

I'm in Dodge City! Yeeehaaa...it smells of cows!

Should I get my boobies out at least once on this road trip?

I'm in Dodge City! Yeeehaaa...it smells of cows!

Should I get my boobies out at least once on this road trip?

yes just sling them out the window Girl. Boobies ahoy.

will Coastie come back smelling of cows or riding them do you think?

I don't feel equipped to answer that question. Wibble.

Do you eat five portions of fruit and veg a day?

Erm, probably not.

Do you live near the beach?

bout' 15 miles...I WORK within spitting distance of it tho'. Yay!
Many's the seal release etc i've popped along to on my lunch break.

How about yourself?

Yup. About a mile. And I grew up almost on the beach :w00t:

Shoreline or mountaintop? What's your preference?

Yup. About a mile. And I grew up almost on the beach :w00t:

Shoreline or mountaintop? What's your preference?


that's a toughie! Mountaintop i think because of the fantastic views, it's like being up in the clouds.

Would you ever date a guy who wore a toupee?

er..I hope not.Not while I have all my own teeth.

Don't you think it's so cute! the fact that there are two brothers called Ben and Gerry on the Cork Hurling team?
shucks!

The very thought makes me go quite glacé eyed.

Favourite ice cream flavour?

"The Gobfather" by Ben and Jerry's (I know 'Gob' is a gross word over there but this icecream is to die for...Google it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:applause:



Same question????

Oh My! Apple Pie!

Is the UK Ben and Jerry's (http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/) better than the USA?

I don't know...look and see (http://www.benjerry.com/index.cfm). That apple pie sounds good...here's the US site, go to 'our products' and use the drop bar for the flavors and you'll find "The Gobfather: The Flavor You Can't Refuse!".

Isn't Ben and Jerry's the BOMB!!??:pimp:

YES....most definitely!.both the yummy Cork Hurler brothers...AND the ice-cream.

Do you like honeycombe ice-cream?

Yes.

Mint choc chip?

Chip


Is your imagination really so poor that you cant think of a decent fcúking question?

Yes.

Same question

Let me finish this tub of Cherry Garcia and I'll get back to you on that

Wouldn't it be a tad indecent to ask a question about ****ing? http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/smiley/raisedeyebrow.gif There's ladies on this board, you know

Are there :unsure: Can you point one out :wink2:




Am i right in thinking that my mum should of brought me back more than one box of fags from her holiday .... seeing as they were 50p a packet :pimp:

<------------- lady :laugh:

I'd have expected a truck load of fags.

Do you mean one packet of 20?

<------------- lady :laugh:

I'd have expected a truck load of fags.

Do you mean one packet of 20?


No .... she bought me 200 fags, and they were 50p per packet. So the whole box of 200 cost £5 :mellow:



What was your last purchase ... and how much did it cost ?

I just bought a huge vat of copy (biggest mug going) and it cost me one euro and 10 cents.

How many minutes away is the nearest pub from your workplace?

Less than one :thumbsup:



What was your favourite book at school?

My fave school book was 'Scothscéalta'..which was a collection of short stories.A mixture...some were really cute..about cats and rays of light....some were quite harrowing...about poverty and dead chickens.
Ah well...
My fave non school book was 'The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe'

How short is the shortest skirt you have ever worn?

Just above the knee. No, really.

Do you condone coming in to work with a hangover?

Yes, out with the boys; in with the men!


Is it a bit too hot today?

Yes, out with the boys; in with the men!


Is it a bit too hot today?

A little, but we have waited ages for this weather.

Have you been sunbathing today?

no...but I intend to be flaked out on the grass in Stephens green later today..enjoying the rays and people watching.

Do you think everyone (well...most people) are in great form when they see even a hint of sunshine?

yes. I'm trying to hide from the sun today though - have a burnt bum.



Is it fair that I travelled all this way and you lot have had brilliant weather at home?






fek off pats!

yes. I'm trying to hide from the sun today though - have a burnt bum.



Is it fair that I travelled all this way and you lot have had brilliant weather at home?






fek off pats!

So good she said it twice!! :applause:

Yes.

Is that what's known as "the luck of the Irish"?

*snigger*

Nope...you are thinking of 'Murphy's Law'....

What did you do on Saturday?

Watched the cup final




Do you prefer men bald, short haired or long haired?

Hmmmm, i cant say ive ever fancied a bald man ...... but long / short - i like them both.




have you been sat wondering how TE got a burnt bum (see her post above :laugh: )

Hmmmm, i cant say ive ever fancied a bald man ...... but long / short - i like them both.




have you been sat wondering how TE got a burnt bum (see her post above :laugh: )

:laugh: how does one get a burnt bum? did the sun give her a burnt bum or did she get it by some other means? :ohmy: could be grass burns!

Nah. Cant be grass burns as Urk didnt go with her. That applies to carpet burns too (ouch !!!!). Maybe she went to a naturist beach ?



Do you think TE will ever provide us with the REAL answer ?

Hmmmm, i cant say ive ever fancied a bald man ......

Huh!? Gasp! Two words Vin Diesel.

Then we can go back to the black and whites and there is a certain God to testosterone called Yul Bryner.

Then there is Bruce Willis.

Progesterone runneth over.

The hairies are all gay (except Brad).

Oh sorry, a question: Is the Brad Pitt the bad guy for the break-up, or his neurotic Ex?

(Answer to last, What is TE? Gah! thats two questions, I think I'm messing up the thread). Just ignore this one and assume the last question stands.

I don't think Brad Pitt was the cause of the break-up, i don't think anyone was, these things happen, how can anyone say no to Angelina Jolie!

If you were at a bidding auction and won a bid to kiss anyone in the world, who would you choose?

Bon Jovi. And i would insist that tongues were used :wub:



Do you have any plastic flowers / trees in your house.

No, I don't.I have some chocolate flowers 'wot' my sister got me in Italy, which I suspect won't last too much longer.Yum.

Have you ever posed naked for a charity calendar?

yes. that's how I got a burnt bum.:cool1:






Will we all gatecrash bon's party on saturday?:w00t:

You would all be most welcome .... bring a bottle and a sausage.





Do you like Champagne ?

mmmm yes.....I have a bottle for the eurovision partaaaay on saturday nite.

[B]Will you be serving champers on the nite to your esteeemed guests, oh, and the SO gatecrashers?

Hmmm, NO !!! Actually i do have a couple of bottles of fizzy stuff - but thats for me. Luckily the guests are unsophisticated and they will be drinking lager / vodka and bitter.




Do you prefer buffets or sit down meals when you go out ?

Sit down meals being waited on by some wench, or some damned fine dark eyed waiter.I like buffets at family 'do's and stuff though.

Do you hide all your breakables before a rowdy partay?

No. I have everything on display, and wont put them away as i like seeing them.




When was the last time you got rip roaringly drunk ?

No. I have everything on display, and wont put them away as i like seeing them.




When was the last time you got rip roaringly drunk ?


Some years ago now , i got so pithed i mistook my hubby's, best friends wife for someone in drag and went up to her and pulled the back of her bra strap
as far back as possible and then i let it go. :shocking: Oh Dear.


have you ever got your ti-ts out?

at Mardi Gras...back in the day...WAY BACK IN THE DAY...got some cool beads and had a wild moment:cool:



Same question laydeeeeezzz??:photo:

at Mardi Gras...back in the day...WAY BACK IN THE DAY...got some cool beads and had a wild moment:cool:



Same question laydeeeeezzz??:photo:

yes those were the days, i have got my titties out on the beach in Greece, that was long before they became child bearing titties.:sad:

Do you like to be the centre of attention, or are you happier staying in the back-ground?

If I'm around folks I know...I'm an attention getter. If I'm around folks I'm not used to, I have to hang back a bit.



Who's NOT watching 'Big Brover' over there??:laugh:

well all our hubbys are'nt that's for sure!

Some come on who is your favourite house-mate so far?

I don't know about 'BB', but I hope Taylor Hicks wins 'American Idol'.:applause:
He's a Michael McDonald throwback...Doobie Brothers, etc. you know...




Has anyone acted REALLY NASTY on 'BB' yet??:pimp:

Don't know.

Will people lose interest before the 13 weeks are up?

Nah - you get more and more hooked as the weeks progress.




Will we all be partaking in wine this evening ?

I think I've lost interest already!

What time are we all setting off on Saturday to get to Bonnie's for party mark 2?:yahoo:

I think I've lost interest already!

What time are we all setting off on Saturday to get to Bonnie's for party mark 2?:yahoo:

As early as possible! :w00t:

Do you beleive in marriage or think it is an institution?

Im a big believer in marriage ..... but that could be because im in a happy one :cool:





Do you own a DVD recorder ?

Only on the PC.


Do you own any PVC clothing?

Not since the 70s when I had a black maxi-coat, but I was tempted by a Wolf jacket on QVC.

What strange thoughts cross your mind when you're bored?

I wonder if i should get chickens :unsure:




Would you like to own chickens ?

No. Dirty smelly things.

Chicken - fried or roast?

I like both ... but roasted.




Do you always buy free range eggs - or barn eggs ?

free range except when I'm really broke:kid:



Why is it so bleedin cold?


.

Because there's no fekkin sun!!!

Global warming. Does it worry you?

Hmmm, yes, yes it does - but i have to admit i dont know much about it.




Have you still got your central heating on ?

No - but have come close to it





Favourite make of chocolate ?

I love Revels, and the advert is good too.

what could'nt you live without se-x or chocolate?

Chocolate...I have something with batteries to take care of the other...:naughty:



Without giving TMI (too much info:sick: ), do you add spice to the bedroom via 'toys', lingerie, the karma sutra...???:unsure:

Oh yes......sometimes I even get my other half involved!!! :ninja:


Are thigh length waders acceptable bedroom wear under any circumstances?

Are thigh length waders acceptable bedroom wear under any circumstances?

Only when fish are involved



Ice or melted chocolate?

melted chocolate Yum.

how many times did you bunk off school when you were younger? (my 11 year olds question) She had better not be planning anything!!!! :ohmy:

Never did




Do you have a scar?

a bunch...let me know if you need a detailed listing.:ninja:


Do scars bother you on other people?? Like would you not date someone b/c of a scar??

a bunch...let me know if you need a detailed listing.:ninja:


Do scars bother you on other people?? Like would you not date someone b/c of a scar??


It would'nt bother me in the slightest as long as i liked the person i don't care what disabilities they had.

I have just been reading Warren Beatty's life story, so would you go out with Warren if you had the chance?

Nope - i have never seen the attraction in him.





Do you think Britney Spears should dump the husband ?

Nope - i have never seen the attraction in him.





Do you think Britney Spears should dump the husband ?

Yes i do because all it seems he wants to do is party, he has children he should take responsibility and grow up.

Do you think Britney is a silly mare for having another baby with him?

YES!!!! She's already under so much scrutiny with the current baby...driving on LA Hwys with it in her lap, having it buckled in incorrectly, the child getting a head trauma when the nanny went to get him out of his high chair and it collapsed, while Kevin and Britney were off somewhere partying!!! He had one child and one on the way when he and Britney 'hooked up' and if that's how he treats his children and his relationships, I would have run screaming!! And the stupid cow has NO PRE-NUP with him!! She is just a spoiled rotten money tree for Kevin.!!

Do you think Kevin Federline is really that good looking??:sick:

Ewwww No i don't think he's good looking at all.

Would it bother you ,if you were followed by photographers all day taking your picture or would you secretly love all the attention?:photo:

I would hate it. I wont let anyone take my picture even for a photo album, let alone having my ugly mug stuck in some weekly gossip mag.



Is the sun shining where you are ?

It sure is :)



Do you prefer the sun or shade when outside in the summer?

It depends on the temperature. I like to sit in the sun upto about 23 degrees. Any hotter than that and im in and out of the shade all day.




Do you wear suncream when bathing in your garden ?

I wear SPF 15 almost everyday as I'm outside at work during recess and at home doing things in the yard. I got a horrible sunburn about 18 years ago at Gulf Shores, Alabama b/c I forgot my sunscreen and the girl I was with had iodine and babyoil mixture :huh:, so I went sans sunscreen and it was a hazy day...the worst for lack of skin protection. I had 1st and 2nd degree burns, missed a week of work and shed big sheets of skin of skin. The doctor made me feel worse than the sun poision which is what I ended up with. I had to wear SPF 45 for the first 2 years after that and then NO LESS than SPF 15 after that!!


Are you picky about what sunscreen you use...brand, spf, smell?

No, not picky at all. I tend to go for Boots own suncream which is called Soltan i thing. (MSgirl, Boots is a pharmacy type place here).




Do you look good in shorts ?

I'm kinda 'fluffy' and thus choose my shorts accordingly, so I feel I look good in the shorts I wear (work shorts are usually dirty with snotty nosed kids stuff, etc.). I have really good calves, but chunky thighs. I usually live in shorts 10 months out of the year. I have corduroy shorts and tights for colder climes.




Same question!!

I think i look appauling in shorts. I havent worn them in about 8 years.





Do you regularly receive compliments from your partner ?

NO :sad:



Do you think you watch too much tv?

No, I watch to much computer...especially SO!!!:w00t:



Do you watch too much tv or spend too much time on the computer (for personal reasons, not work):blink:

I think i spend too much time watching TV. I tend to get home, walk the dog - and then the TV gets switched on for the night. Sometimes im not even watching !!! I dont go on the computer very often in the evenings.




Do have matching bra / knickers ?

No...my underware would shock the fashion world...nothing co-ordinates! :huh:

Don't you just hate having to go back to work after a fantastic holiday? :cry:

Yes. Yes I do.

Are you back now then? That seems to have flown by.

I haven't been away!

Does Coastie's use of 'underware' suggest garments that have a use beyond mere clothing?

Something like this perhaps?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002KO8UQ.01-A39B6LAYBCL5SI._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Ohhhhhh yes Coastie spill the beans!

Do you think it is possible to be faithful to one person for the rest of your life, or do you think as humans it is only natural to want different partners?

Loyalty is very important to me so just the one for me...I just haven't found him yet!

Do you have him?

Er no - I don't think so - I'll have a good look and if I've got him I'll let you know - OK?

Why is it still so bloody cold up here?

Heat rises so you`ll have to wait a bit longer :)



Do you still have roast dinners on a hot sunny day?

Used to...I could eat a roast dinner every day and be happy but just don't seem to get around to it anymore...:(

Well if Rob hasn't got my sexy man in combats does anyone else have him tucked away anywhere?

My hubby is quite sexy, when we go abroad everyone thinks he is Italian !!:naughty: , but if i ever get a toy boy i'll let you know.:wink2:

Would you like a toy boy ? (be honest)

No...I actually prefer the more mature man...not a sugar daddy but certainly one as old as or a few years older than me! :naughty:

Will the black object bobbing around the Solent be a mine or a buoy?

Definately a mine ... GET UNDERCOVER ... NOW :huh:


Why is my husband in a permanent bad mood right now ?

Definately a mine ... GET UNDERCOVER ... NOW :huh:


Why is my husband in a permanent bad mood right now ?

Could be the weather and are you paying him enough attention?:naughty: or could be wind?

why do hubbys' never finish bloody jobs around the house? :ranting:

Because they are men. They have the enthusiasm to start a job, and then it will always wane near the finishing line.



Do you use a particular brand of shampoo - or anything thats on offer ?

I use Herbal Essence...mainly because it's usually on offer!

Maltesers...a good or bad thing to be addicted to?

A very good thing. There isnt TOO many calories in a malteser, so you can eat a bag and not feel anything remotely like guilty.





Do you take a packed lunch into work ?

Most days....except monday as i'm usually in a state of shock on the first day back after the weekend.Bringing a lunch saves a bloody fortune/


Do you socialize much with your workmates?

Yes. I talk to myself all the time.

What are you (should you be...) working on at the moment?

I am monitoring the distress frequency...it's quiet at the mo...I think someone may have pulled the plug out! :wacko:

Where would you rather be right now?

At home, in the garden sitting in the sun with a good magazine and a glass of chilled white wine.




You ?

Practical: At home working on a few articles I want to write resulting from my trip...not so practical: Back driving around America...or any other country for that matter...

What do you miss most when away from home?

My animals.




Do you like zoo's ?

I like Marwell Zoo cos it's more of a safari park and they have a very, very good animal preservation program thingie...you know where they breed and protect endangered species:good: ...I hate zoos like Bristol where the cages seem to small and it feels all dark and claustrophobic:sad:

Have you ever heard the call of a white crane?

I like Marwell Zoo cos it's more of a safari park and they have a very, very good animal preservation program thingie...you know where they breed and protect endangered species:good: ...I hate zoos like Bristol where the cages seem to small and it feels all dark and claustrophobic:sad:

Have you ever heard the call of a white crane?


No .

what is the call of the white crane?

It is not like anything you would have heard before other than from an Ewok...seriously...they not only go 'Num Num Num Num' but they also go 'Yubnub'...it's the most hillarious thing I have heard in eons!

Do I need to get out more?

Most definately ... in particular out of this office whilst the sun is out :wink2:




Am i right to feel jealous cos Mr.B is at home today sunning himself ?