Yes...he should be working hard to keep you in the life style you would like to become accustomed to!

Has today been a good day?

Oooohhh its another day .... and i dont know if it will be good or not. Im sure it will be average.



Will you be watching the BB eviction this evening ?

Nope, I've been watching the football.

Who got evicted then?

Sam





Red or white Wine?

Red or white Wine?

I don't really like wine but white wine with lemonade will do.

Which Big Brother house-mate is most like you? if you had to choose one.:)

I dont know .... hmmm i like to smoke, i like to get on with everyone - but i do like an occasional gossip. Probably Ashlene (or however you spell it).




Do you give a stuff about Brad and Angies baby photo ?

Nope.


Does anything else matter now that the World Cup has arrived?

No. No it doesn't. Clearly.

Why haven't you joined the SO fantasy league?

Of course other things matter. Like for instance the big bruise i have on my arm which makes me look like a drug addict.




Do you have a tacky england flag on your car / house / body ?

Sod your bruises, answer my question.

Sod your bruises, answer my question.

B*tch :cry:


Cos im not remotely interested in football.

Now answer my blummin questions whilst i sulk.

I certainly don't.!

How can people watch three soccer matches a day!

Now I'm confused.

Should I answer Bons or Aon?

Answer mine..as I answered Bons...(about the tacky flags)

Will I ask it again or will you just scroll up and have a glance?

Will I ask it again or will you just scroll up and have a glance?

I think she 'just' has the intelligence to scroll up :cool:

whose asking the question?????????? :wacko:

whose asking the question?????????? :wacko:

Aon asked one a few posts up.

Aon...I confess I have been known to watch three footie matches a day...armed with only pringles, chocolate, tea and beer...my heart body hate the world cup :blush:

Do you like the people you work with?

Not all of them ... no. Our of 4 i like 2. Luckily the 2 i like work in my end of the office.



What music are you playing in your car at the moment ?

Not all of them ... no. Our of 4 i like 2. Luckily the 2 i like work in my end of the office.



What music are you playing in your car at the moment ?

I can't stop playing ELO greatest hits, i love that album, it makes me feel carefree and happy.

Same question.

Currently im playing Scissor Sisters, I know all the words and belt them out on the way to work.



If you could have a dinner party for 4 people, who are the 3 guests you would invite ? (p.s. dead or alive)

Nothing at the moment although Moby was the soundtrack for my road trip across
America...fantastic! :applause:

Bon Bon...soz we posted at the same time: I would have Michael Palin, Russell Crowe and Richard Branson!

Excluding England (if you did want them to win in the first place) who do you want to win the World Cup?

Nothing at the moment although Moby was the soundtrack for my road trip across
America...fantastic! :applause:

Bon Bon...soz we posted at the same time: I would have Michael Palin, Russell Crowe and Richard Branson!

Excluding England (if you did want them to win in the first place) who do you want to win the World Cup?

Not that i give a toss who wins, what countries are taking part hee? ummm America.

can anyone tell me what's so good about watching some pansy's kick a ball around?:bag: :shutup:

Well..I quite like ball skills and speed and dexterity and stuff.....it's just soccer I can't stand.And some of the boys have nice bods..and the way the italians never get a hair out of place is worth watching.

Have you ever won a fabulouis prize when the ticket only costs a few pence?

Hmmmm, i quite like the footballers legs :thumbsup: Oh, and when it rains and their white shorts become wet :good:




Have you just had a MASSIVE rain storm where you are ?

Have you ever won a fabulouis prize when the ticket only costs a few pence?

Kind of. I won a holiday to New York on the Big Breakfast 7 years ago, for the price of a phone call.

And yes, Bons. It rained most of the night and part of this morning, but it's brightened up now, although it is due to rain again later on, apparently. :nerd:

Shall I change my hairstyle?

Yes...but only if it makes you feel even more fabulous darling!

Don't you just hate ditherers?

Oh God yes, well, sometimes. It depends really. Can you ask me again later?

What style of hair should Patsy go for?

Somthing like this maybe:

http://www.baycitywestern.com/images/big_hair.jpg

Have you ever posted something and then later thought...oooo perhaps i shouldn't have said that?

A few times....but i seem to have gotten away with it so far...

hee..what kind of 'stuff' are we talking about.Patsy's hairstyles or out and out controversy??? Woooo!

There's a difference?:mellow:

What's your smiley of choice?

:nerd: Because it looks like me when i have my glasses on :nerd:





Do you still think you look smashing in your wedding photo ?

:nerd: Because it looks like me when i have my glasses on :nerd:





Do you still think you look smashing in your wedding photo ?

ummm i looked young and had a nice body so YEAH. (better than i look now any way)

If you could get married again would you have a big white wedding, or marry in Gretna Green, or go abroad in the sun?

I dont think i would get married again. If anything happened to cause a split between me and Mr.B I think i would rather live in sin than walk down an isle.

Having said that though - i would love to renew our wedding vows,but Mr.B wont play ball. The thing is, when i married at 18 i didnt have many friends. I had left my school mates behind and they had gone to college, and i had just started work for a small company full of older people. My wedding consisted of mum and dad mates and a few other people in their 50s. If i did it again i would be able to have a MASSIVE party and invite everyone.



Do you think i waffled a bit there ?

No...I think you were very clear and precise!

When you say invite everyone...will I need to buy a new hat?

In all seriousness, if i did have a massive doo - you would all get invited. BUT i have to talk Mr.B around first :bored:





Do you believe that people who marry 2nd time around should wear white ?

Married twice? I thought the phrase was '..til death do us part!'

How many times did you get a detention at school?

I got 'group detention' a few times...maybe 4 or five times, but never a detention all to myself.And we always managed to talk our way out of it.
(which is gas as we usually got it for talking in the first place)

Did you have a good relationship with your teachers?

None - cos im a good girl i am :cool:





When was the last time you had a good moan about something ... and what was it about ?

This morning! :laugh:

Is your boss good looking?

You didnt tell us what it was about !!!!


No, my boss isnt good looking - unfortunately :bored:




Given half the chance, would you shag a colleague ?

Erm...no...mainly because the only two I would consider shagging are both taken...one married with kids and one with a really nice girlfriend..I would never go there! :huh:

Pie or pasty?

Pie - although i like both. We are having steak pie for tea tonight




Do you own a caravan ?

No...I am a real camper! :rain:

Have you had to fight the urge to thump anyone today?

No...I am a real camper! :rain:

Have you had to fight the urge to thump anyone today?

Sadly no hee, hubby and i had a day off - went shopping, had a meal -so all in all i had a good day and did'nt meet anybody remotely rude.

Would you ever paint your house in the colours of the English flag for the world cup?

NO! I would be crucified.

Hee...how come I always happen upon questions like that?

Aon, you're just lucky I guess...:whistling:




Back to shagging...would you, could you, shag someone if you could and not have to worry about any aftermath or would you be too guilt ridden and want to stalk the person or confess to your significant other???? (LONG QUESTION:ninja: )

OK, long question, long answer. Im not sure to be honest. I think if i could shag someone - have incredible sex with a gorgeous bloke, and noone would find out - and if my mind was wiped after the event .... yeah i probably would.


Does that make me a complete hussy ?

No more so than we come to expect from the resident pink pussy! :w00t:

When was the last time you did anything totally outrageous?

I do something totally outrageous everyday. Ask my colleagues, as they never know what shall pass my lips in conversation or joke, I may have my children dancing to 'Born to Be Wild' (Inxs cover) and me dancing the most frenectically, falling out of my outside chair, spraying bugspray into my face as opposed to the child I had intended to spray (West Nile Virus over here ya know!!). Outrageous is just another day for me...:huh:



What is something outrageous YOU have done lately...all the gory details!!:laugh:

I do something totally outrageous everyday. Ask my colleagues, as they never know what shall pass my lips in conversation or joke, I may have my children dancing to 'Born to Be Wild' (Inxs cover) and me dancing the most frenectically, falling out of my outside chair, spraying bugspray into my face as opposed to the child I had intended to spray (West Nile Virus over here ya know!!). Outrageous is just another day for me...:huh:



What is something outrageous YOU have done lately...all the gory details!!:laugh:

Lately!!!! no i am a sensible boring mum now. but years ago before i had kids my friend and i had gone into Town on the pi-ss and ran out of money so had to walk the 6 miles home, well halfway we were both knackered so conjured up a plan to flash our boobs at passing motorists which we did and we got our lift, right the way to our doors. Such hussy's.

Oops forgot to ask a question:wallbash:

have you been sunbathing today?

Nope I've been at work.

Will my 5 year old manage to go a day ever without moaning?

He just doesn't stop. He's like a bloody old woman and he's only 5!

Sorry And darling to be the bearer of bad news, but it's most likely a phase he's in. The good news is EVENTUALLY he'll get over it and just blame you for EVERYTHING that is wrong in his world and the world in general. But it's a change of pace...:huh:



Will my hubby live through the weekend?? (He's been moaning and I'm deep cleaning and getting on here to keep from killing him!! Come to think of it And, maybe it has to do with testoterone!!:wink2: )

Sorry And darling to be the bearer of bad news, but it's most likely a phase he's in. The good news is EVENTUALLY he'll get over it and just blame you for EVERYTHING that is wrong in his world and the world in general. But it's a change of pace...:huh:



Will my hubby live through the weekend?? (He's been moaning and I'm deep cleaning and getting on here to keep from killing him!! Come to think of it And, maybe it has to do with testoterone!!:wink2: )

Is your Hubby still alive? as men get older they start turning into moany old washer women, we should be able to trade them in for younger models.:bag:

would you trade your hubby in for a younger model?:w00t:

I left my hubby a year ago.....got a new man now, he's not a younger model but he's much much much better!!!! :wub:


Question : What is your fav chocolate?

Hershey Kissables right now...



What's your favorite fruit??

Pear.......

Do you mind if your children curse n' swear?

my oldest use to slip in a few tame words b/4 he got into church and I mostly overlooked it. my 8 yr. old...his big things are 'freakin' and 'suck' and I try to correct him...I tell him he can cuss all he wants when he's 30! heeeeee:laugh:



Anyone else on the subject of children swearing??:nerd:

my oldest use to slip in a few tame words b/4 he got into church and I mostly overlooked it. my 8 yr. old...his big things are 'freakin' and 'suck' and I try to correct him...I tell him he can cuss all he wants when he's 30! heeeeee:laugh:



Anyone else on the subject of children swearing??:nerd:

I would go nuts if my kids swore, it's a no no in our house, it always makes me laugh because my sister in law's husband swears like a trooper and his 3 year old has started saying the word f-uck so he puts mexican chilly sauce in her mouth!!!!!! i mean it's his fault she swears, poor kid she's only copying him. What an idiot he is.

Is swearing the norm in your house?

No swearing in the Breeze household.



Do you swear much when on a girls/ lads night out?

Like a dock worker!!! I do swear in the house and about, but I pick my words for the sitch, and I have rules for the 8 yr. old that even though I am a potty mouth, he should strive for better...awful isn't it. I don't allow 'stupid', 'idiot', 'shut-up', 'freakin'. or 'sucks', and he tries...oh but he tries. My bessie mate Daph and I...we'd make Hell's Angels blush when we are cuttin' up. Generaly, I have to remain quite 'swear-free' at school and sech...

How are you about swearing??:devil:

I never curse...never EVER.....my momma saw to that.LOL...if she hears any of my brothers friends a cursing or a swearing she hops off them! And they are all grown up in their 20's and 30's.She's gas! Fek is allowed tho', as that's not a curse. Cursing doesn't really bother me,unless it's in front of really young kids or if it's directed AT someone. It's not pleasant to hear someone F'ing and blinding in anger at someone.That's just rude.

Do you say thank you to the bus driver when you are getting off a bus?

I never curse...never EVER.....my momma saw to that.LOL...if she hears any of my brothers friends a cursing or a swearing she hops off them! And they are all grown up in their 20's and 30's.She's gas! Fek is allowed tho', as that's not a curse. Cursing doesn't really bother me,unless it's in front of really young kids or if it's directed AT someone. It's not pleasant to hear someone F'ing and blinding in anger at someone.That's just rude.

Do you say thank you to the bus driver when you are getting off a bus?

well i don't catch the bus anymore, but if i did i would say thank you to the bus driver especially if he was a Johnny Depp lookalike. :wub:

would you chat up the bus driver if he was a Johnny Depp lookalike?

No...not into Jonny Depp in that way...he is a good actor though...and I'd be too shy if the driver was a fit Russell Crowe or Anthony LaPaglia lookalike:blush:

When are you next on leave?

Last week in July I think, dunno, but probly around then ish.

Can anyone lend me some money please, thank you.

Sorry Floops, not at the moment. I'm still only on auxilliary wage.
When my registration comes through, now that will be a different matter. I'll be on the huge wage of a registered nurse then!:w00t:

Should Graham Poll be banned from ever refereeing a match again?

No idea, I'm ****ed.

Care for some chattage?

I'd love to but I'm off to bed in a minute, gotta get up for work at 6am!

Should working on Saturday's be banned?

YES!!!! You should only have to loll around to your leisure and read and get on your message board...and your hubby should be banned from griping on Saturday as well!

Anyone agree??

I think we should all be paid for persuing the vocations we really want to do in life as and whenever we decide to work on them...:laugh:

How much does Floopy need to borrow?

I think we should all be paid for persuing the vocations we really want to do in life as and whenever we decide to work on them...:laugh:

How much does Floopy need to borrow?

As much as possible by the sounds of it! :wink2:

Should we have a whip round?

I have sixteen pence in my pocket right now that I am happy to donate to a worthy cause...:cool1:


Is Floopy a worthy enough cause?

I have sixteen pence in my pocket right now that I am happy to donate to a worthy cause...:cool1:


Is Floopy a worthy enough cause?

depends on what Floopy wants to spend the money on.

maybe we should make a Floopy Loopy charity box?:bag:

I say floopy can come to MS and I can go over there and we can meet in the airport going and coming...a board member swap, instead of wife swap thing.



What say ye all?? (of course you all still have to pass the hat...for floopy...and me...http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/disdain (28).gif)

I say it wouldn't be fair on the Americans to releases Floopy on them! :shocking: However the UK would benefit from a little MissG! :applause:

Have we discussed the merits of Floopy and possible funds eniough yet?

Yeah, its boring me :sleepy:



Shall we chose MSgirl as our new 'victim' ??? (p.s. - she has already told us that she would love the role) :ninja:

I'm not sure if that's a good idea...

Have you seen the movie 'Deliverence'?

Yes, and point taken. I dont look good with my trousers around my ankles :shocking:




Do you like eating game ?

I love duck...but that don't count...never had pheasant or the other posh nosh though!

Should we have a thread dedicated to Bonnie?

Oh yes, I think that would be a marvelous idea. You could ask me everything you have every wanted to know about pink pussies.





Do you use an electric toothbrush ?

No...I am totally handrolic! :w00t:

What is your fave flavour of Pringles?

I like the original ones. The salt and vinegar are ok, but a little too strong.




Do you like Monster Munch ?

Hoo yeas...but haven't had 'em for years!

Do you like the new night club?

I adore it ... but then i would wouldnt i :pimp:


Do you wish the club had more members ?

Yes...I'm sure they will arrive soon Bon...until then the drink is all ours...hic!

Do you enjoy a good moan?

I love it, and i do it frequently.



Actually that is a good question, so it will be mine too :ninja:

Oh yeah i love a good moan but hate listening to others moan. haaaaa.

How many Pussys does Bonnie have?

I have four ... or wasnt i supposed to answer that myself :nerd:




What is the most exciting thing that will happen to you this weekend ?

Mr. Right will enter the office and whisk me away with my Euro lottery winnings to a live happily ever after...:yahoo:

What about you?

England winning on Saturday (you can tell im making this up cant you !!!).




Do you think England or Portugal will win on Saturday ?

England certainly have the potential to beat Portugal but I as ever am fearful they will not fulfill it so I'm afraid I am going to have to say Portugal...even if their side is slightly reduced due to the yellow and red cards from their last match...but then I also hope that that will cause those on a yellow to hold back a bit and this could let our boys through to victory...oh poo...I am going to be the optimist for a change and not the realist and say ENGLAND to win!

Does that answer your question?

It does ... and quite brilliantly too :good:




Do you own an England Shirt that you wear whilst watching the matches ?

I have an England Rugby shirt...two actually...one with the rose for when I watch rugger and one with the flag for when I watch the footie...yes I do...:blush:

What are your essentials when sitting down to watch the footie?

Beer - and a large bowl of Kettle Chips.





How many pints do you think you could drink before you fell over ?

I tend to stop at six and feel fine...any more and I know I will throw up...I have know idea what it's like to wobble through the effects of alcohol, I have slurred and had one memory lapse... so I shall say ten pints may do it!

Have I lived?

Well, i hope so or im talking to a ghost right now :shocking:





Do you believe in ghosts and have you seen one ? If yes, tell us about it.

Yes...and yes...I had a spooky experience in our other building...an old coach house at the back of the main office building (itself a converted house). I was sleeping in the back room on my break and at around midnight there was the sound of running feet and I saw a flash of white pass the door (we have a small window in it)...the feet continued their run down the stairs and then there was a bang. I thought my colleague in the front room had been called back to the main office but when I asked him later he said he hadn't...so I queried the others in the team and they told me the story of two nurses...apparently two nurses had been in the building during the war and there was a bombing raid...they were fleaing the building but as they got to the door they were killed! :shocking:

I have never slept in that building since...and because I often hear whispering when I'm over they I don't use it for my meal breaks either!

Am I being a wuss?

Nope. I wouldnt sleep there again either :shocking: I would of poo'd my pants.




Have you got any piercings / tattoos ?

Only a piercing shriek when startled

What size of tattoo is acceptable?

Hmmmm tricky. I dont mind something small, but im not big on massive tattoo's of cartoon characters.





What is your favourite cut flower ?

Bloody big white scented lilies.

Do you have cut flowers in your house

I really don't do flowers...cut or otherwise!

What is the worst thing to find in your bath tub?

Either of the following are awful.

1 - A big hairy spider

2 - Mr.B's sponge that looks like a monster as it has so many pubes in it :shocking:




Do you share bath water ?

Eeew no...I share a house with my dad and a male lodger...perish the thought...eeew eew :sick:

Do you recycle shower water...stand in a bowl so you can pour the water onto the garden kinda thing?

Nope - that seems like too much hard work to me.




Do you owe much money on credit cards ?

I owe nothing on credit cards...I only have one and only ever use it when I already have the money in place to pay the bill immediately!

Do you owe alot money?

Nope, but if you're out there, alot, we need to talk :pimp:

Have you left a will?

Yes. I've left it at the bottom of a drawer, instead of updating it to include my boys!


Shall I cut the grass tonight or tomorrow morning?

tonight, it's better for the grass

wtf do i know about gardening?

No idea, but you spoof well.


BTW, wtf is your favourite abbreviation?

ffs or wtf. I also like soafb

Yours?

NORWICH

Is liquorice truly the work of the devil?

no such frackin' thing!!! it's good...strawberry kind anyway!!


When will my insomnia be over??:wacko:

When you go to sleep........ :unsure:

Who is your favourite current SO member?

everyone...lest I be ostrasized:sun:


who's yours??

Me.

Have you visited Second Life yet?

Yes. Couldn't work it out and didn't have time to try.

Who is your least favourite current SO member?

Me.

Do you always do what the voices tell you?

Yes...I live with enough fighting outside my head, why not have a little harmony somewhere!!

What kinds of things do your voices tell you??

That Fee's a big fat fibber.

Is that true Fee?

Less of the fat than- kew :evilmad:

Why isn't my bleedin mouse in the bleedin trap yet?

Did you shut yer bleedin trap Fee?

We have the flying squad in reception, should I be concerned?

It's just your monkeys coming home floops :w00t:

Isn't the weather just fab today?

I should say so!

Is it Pimms o'clock yet?


The lie was fat, Fee, not you. I would never call you fat. Other things, but not fat.

Patsy darling, in my heart it's always Pimms o'clock

If I start now, will I last till midnight?:unsure:

With your consititution, noooooo problem. ;)

How do we get through at least one toilet roll per day when we're all out for most of it?

You must have a very large fanny to mop.




What is your prefered brand of bog roll ?

Charmin double rolls - they last twice as long :good:

Ooops forgot a Q

Why don't they do kitchen rolls the same?

There's your gap in the market. Jump in it, girl!

Charmin doesn't last any longer in our house, for some reason.

What's the best way to get rid of a mole?

You get it sliced off under local anesthetic (sp).






Do you always wear makeup.

You get it sliced off under local anesthetic (sp).






Do you always wear makeup.

Christ yeah i look like Keith Richards without it!


What item of makeup could you not do without?

Mascara.





Whats the worst thing you have ever eaten ?

Mascara.





Whats the worst thing you have ever eaten ?

when i was at school i made a Christmas cake, it was as hard as rock, you cracked your teeth when you tried to eat it and it tasted of farts.

Have you ever tried frogs legs /snails?

No...haven't really had the oportunity! :unsure:

What is artichoke like to eat?

I have no idea as I've never tried it :unsure:

What was the last spontaneous thing you did?

Well...the most exciting was deciding rather than go direct from Milwakee to Detroit by Greyhound, to collect another car that would take us to Conneticut, a mere 5mins after dropping another car off in Milwakee! :good: :shocking: We went straight from the drive-away office to the bus station, hopped on a bus to Chicago (having also decided to spend 5hrs there) and then onto Detroit!

HOW MANY 999 CALLS WILL i ANSWER IN THE NEXT HOUR?:w00t:

Did you count them ? I would guess 11.




What is your favourite TV show right now ?

Did you count them ? I would guess 11.




What is your favourite TV show right now ?

Australia's next top model.

same question.

Without a Trace :wub: (And Bon Bon...it was 6...one after the other)

What is the worst atribute someone can have?

Self-importance to the deridement of others.



Will hubby get my constipated cumputer fixed so it's running faster!!??:mad2:

Yes...eventually! :smartie:

Pink boots or blue sandals!

Yes...eventually! :smartie:

Pink boots or blue sandals!




Blue sandals.



Fave take-a-way ?

Mexican, Mi Toro's to be specific!!! (it's a local place...mucho bien!!)



Food you absolutely WILL NOT EAT????

Mexican, Mi Toro's to be specific!!! (it's a local place...mucho bien!!)



Food you absolutely WILL NOT EAT????


A Number 4 sandwich

Drink you can't stand

Pernod.:sick:

What is a number 4 sandwich?:unsure:

Yeah, WHAT is a number 4 sandwhich??:unsure: :unsure:

I wonder if it's a number 2 :pooh: doubled!:w00t: ?

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

Is anyone going to ask a bleedin question ?

Yes, me!

Cardboard boxes or plastic containers?

PLASTIC CONTAINERS!:boxing:

When did you last have a biscuit?

Ooohhh so long ago i cant remember. Now if you had asked me when i last had a Cornetto :w00t:



Have you got rain where you are at the moment ?

Very slight drizzle!

On average...do your farts smell?

75% no...25% yes




Do you feel that some people just REALLY shouldn't reproduce?:shutup:

Oh yes. Ugly people should not be allowed to breed (why do you think i havent had kids !!).





What would be your fav breakfast if you had the choice ?

Oh yes. Ugly people should not be allowed to breed (why do you think i havent had kids !!).





What would be your fav breakfast if you had the choice ?

Hugh fish and chips with tomato sauce and a chocolate sundae to finish......yum:w00t: (and a couple of stone heavier BOO.)

which famous person's pants would you really like to get into?

Jon Bon Jovi's ..... and i would stay there forever.






Have you ever been a groupie of a band ?

Oh god, several!!:w00t:

Usually ended up doing the door or the lights or summat for them..getting paid for groupy-ing = very handy!!!


Were there boys in your school?

Not one....but for some reason they used to congrete outside the walls every
camogie etc practice. LOL.

Did your maths teacher help with your education by studying form and working out bets and things?

no - Sister Rita was more of a wag than a gambler!


Did you enjoy your schooldays?

I did at the time.I had a hoot, and have great memoirs.
But I'm glad they are behind me.

Do you think we should all get the rest of the day off for good behaviour and coz it's soooooooooooooooooo bleedin' sunny out!? Yay!

Do you think we should all get the rest of the day off for good behaviour and coz it's soooooooooooooooooo bleedin' sunny out!? Yay!

Yehhhhhhhh great idea.

Did you hate se-x education at school?:smartie:

We didnt really have any. We had normal Biology classes, and we had a chat once about tampons / pads - but i dont recall talks about sex :mellow:



Have you ever used a paid of pink fluffy handcuffs ?

might have...:whistling:




have YOU?! :devil:

might have...:whistling:




have YOU?! :devil:


Might Have :naughty:

What would be your dream car?

What would be your dream car?

I suppose one that was really quiet and comfortable and was easy to get to sleep in.


How do you deal with irritating nasel hair?

Either get your wife to pluck them out whenever she sees them (usually whilst driving - not recommended), or use one of these.

http://www.best-stuff.co.uk/images/wahl_spotlight.jpg

Did anyone else try to take their kids swimming this evening, only to find out that there was a wait of up to half an hour for the pool? :angry:

No...it's summer....swim in the sea!

How annoying is it that on the hottest day the tide wont be high till 6pm?:mad2:

How annoying is it that on the hottest day the tide wont be high till 6pm?:mad2:

Erm, couldn't really give a sh**.


Do you believe that iPods are a huge con that very rarely work properly?

What's an i-pod...I have a mini-disc player that I love!

What's worse...nasal or ear hair?

What's an i-pod...I have a mini-disc player that I love!

What's worse...nasal or ear hair?


Ear Hair yuk

have you ever had a brazilian?:ohmy:

I 'listened' to a woman get one behind a screen on the learning channel...her yelps and the pale, clammy, pasty look on her face afterward SCARED me...NO, I haven't the guts or anywhere to go...probably have to go to Memphis!!



Have you or would you get a Brazillian??

I 'listened' to a woman get one behind a screen on the learning channel...her yelps and the pale, clammy, pasty look on her face afterward SCARED me...NO, I haven't the guts or anywhere to go...probably have to go to Memphis!!



Have you or would you get a Brazillian??

No i would never get a Brazillian,nor would i want one, i like the 70's bushy look thank you.:bag:

How do you prefer to travel: By Car, Boat, Train, Aeroplane?

By Car, Boat, Train, Aeroplane?

If we're talking 1st or business class, then plane. If we're talking peasant class, then train. So much more civilised...

Ooops - forgot to ask a question....

Cross-stitch: amusing way to pass the time, or a sign of a youth passed by?

The reason for an ex-member's early departure, I seem to recall. :sly:

Was this you in an earlier guise, Figs?

The reason for an ex-member's early departure, I seem to recall. :sly:

Was this you in an earlier guise, Figs?

No. I've no idea what you're on about.

Ice cream or Ice lolly?

Ice Cream..............:kid:




Who thinks Patsy's avatar of Patrick looks like he's got Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder??:shutup:

Ice Cream..............:kid:




Who thinks Patsy's avatar of Patrick looks like he's got Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder??:shutup:


Yep reminds me of my 7 year old Son, he does'nt sit still either.

If you could ask one person a question (it can be a famous or non famous person) who would you ask and what would be the question?

I would ask Silas House, a favorite writer of mine, how he got the idea for the trio of his books and TELL him to write a new one soon!!!!:laugh: :book:




GREAT QUESTION bridge!!!

SAME QUESTION!:applause:

thanks Ms.

I would ask Kurt Cobian why he put that gun to his head and pulled the trigger.

SAME QUESTION.

I would ask Eve whatever posessed her to pick that ruddy apple! :mad2:

What phrase do you use for those who are not the sharpest knife in the draw as it were?

I say they may have eaten lead paint chips, been dropped on their head, not the brightest color in the crayon box, they are short bus people...when I'm kind I say "God love 'em, 'cause somebody needs to." as that is the proper thing a Southern Lady should say.:shutup:



SAME QUESTION!!!:sun:

i would say they are thick as two short planks, the lights on but no-one's home, thick as sh-it, two bricks short of a full load, slight brain disfunction.


are you superstitious? and if so what things do you avoid?

No...I walk under ladders trip over black cats and put my shoes on the table without fear of reprisals from whatever forces are believed to control fate through such actions.

If you owned a boat what would you call it?

A boat. :unsure:

Have you been eating garlic?

No...Bleurgh....i really don't like garlic.

When was the last time you saw some Euro currency?

No...Bleurgh....i really don't like garlic.

When was the last time you saw some Euro currency?

last year on Hols.

Do you think the £- pound should be scrapped in favour of the Euro?

Well...I can't answer that, but I WILL say it's EVER so handy for jetting off to Europe.
You really know where you are (!!) as regards the cost of items, and value for money etc.And ya don't have to race to the bank to order your francs, or lira etc......It really is a convenient currency.

Do you think the pound sterling WILLbe dropped in favour of Euro?

Eventually...although I would hate to see the pound go...I love having Queenie on my currency...but I am a bit of a patriot!


Hairy back or hairy bum?

Ewww if i saw a man with a bottom as hairy as a ape's it would freak me out so Hairy Back.

what is your take on men who are in their 50's still dressing as Teddy Boys?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/Bridgejones/ated.jpg

Crepe!


How's the mood today? :cool:

My mood isnt so good today - mainly through lack of sleep.



Do you wish autumn would arrive ?

No..coz the weather would be cold and all my holliers would be over.


When was the last time you were on a weekend break?

No..coz the weather would be cold and all my holliers would be over.


When was the last time you were on a weekend break?

well it was a 5 day break, Me and Hubby went to the Highlands of Bonny Scotland to celebrate his 40th Birthday.

If you could hop on a plane anywhere where would you go?

La Bella Roma....I would sit at the cafe Bernini and sip coff and watch the dark eyed boys go by!

Did you know that the Irish word for Sicily is pronounced exactly like the word 'tickle'......? :D

No.

Shall I buy some more raspberries, or a pack of Twirls?

Raspberries...yummy...

What's the sexiest part of your body?

The whole of it!:naughty:

Why is this place so bleedin quiet at the moment?

Everyone is scared that you will run another video clip via this site...:cry:

If you could say one thing to someone knowing you could get away with it scott free what would you say and who would you say it to?

Everyone is scared that you will run another video clip via this site...:cry:

If you could say one thing to someone knowing you could get away with it scott free what would you say and who would you say it to?

I would tell Mr Blair to stop pussy footing around and stop letting the Muslims/Arabs whatever, take over our country with their stupid traditions, This isn't AFGHANASTAN !!!!!!!!:ranting:

If you could bring back any Band (that no longer are together) What band would you like to see make a big come back?

I would LOVE to bring back a fantastic band called 'PLANXTY'.They reformed about two years ago..and had a series of concerts, and it was incredible.
I was not around the first time they were 'big'...but I'd say it must have been magic!

Have you ever been on the radio...singing or being interviewed etc?

I was on Talk Sport a few months back, talking about licking your elbow. :huh: I've also entered a few radio and TV competitions.

Have you ever won anything?

The odd raffle prize but nothing that exciting...

Do you save regularly?

yes every week, i have too the amount of money i spend on clothes! :bag:

Do you tend to book your holiday in advance or just book pack and go?

I book the flights in advance...the accompdation can be either way depending on the trip:wacko:

Do you use travel agents?

No travel agents, usually the internet.


What size shoes do you wear? and are you happy with your size?

7 - the only problem with being a size 7 is that alot of other people are to and so you rarely get the bargins on shoes! :bored:

Do you pick at spots or leave them alone?

7 - the only problem with being a size 7 is that alot of other people are to and so you rarely get the bargins on shoes! :bored:

Do you pick at spots or leave them alone?

Sometimes i leave them alone but if i am in a spot picking mood i can't leave them ,i have to pick which only makes them worse.

If you found a magic lamp with a genie inside, what 3 wishes would you ask for?

Money, health and an endless supply of wishes to play with.

Does asking 'Same Question' show a lack of imagination?

Money, health and an endless supply of wishes to play with.

Does asking 'Same Question' show a lack of imagination?

Too piggin' right it does, not only is it a lack of imagination it is also extremely lazy!

When was the last time you had nits?

Too piggin' right it does, not only is it a lack of imagination it is also extremely lazy!

When was the last time you had nits?
Never had them. I must have dirty hair.

Same question

:ninja:

Never had them. I must have dirty hair.

Same question

:ninja:

Don't believe you, a place like Airdrie is surely rife with them!

Is PJ telling lies as well as being unimaginative?

No, I don't think so Bella. He probably didn't catch them because he had no friends to play with.

Are nits not God's creatures, to be cared for and protected?

No, I don't think so Bella. He probably didn't catch them because he had no friends to play with.

Are nits not God's creatures, to be cared for and protected?

No kill all the fluckers i say, and i do aploygise i am slightly pis-s-ed (smiles like a demented idiot)

I love you all, we should all love each other should'nt we ?

Nah, scrap outside, NOW!:boxing:

Did you know that nits do a satisfying 'pop' when you squeeze them between your fingernails?

I didn't know that, no. :sick:

Have you enjoyed today's postings?

Very intersting, verrrrrrrry intersti...awww bu**er I can't spell anymore!

Do you think the quieter members of the board should become more active?

Only in an every-sandwich-needs-some-dough kind of a way.

Should the louder people shut up?

Sorry - can't hear you.

Should posts of more than 12 lines be banned?

Should posts of more than 12 lines be banned?


No, some long posts are very informative



Should off topic posts in the SO Corner forum be deleted?

NO!! I believe posts go off topic for good reasons!:applause:





What is the real harm in 'off-topic' posts?? Has anyone ever died from an off-topic post?? (you must post proof if the answer is yes!!)

What is the real harm in 'off-topic' posts?? Has anyone ever died from an off-topic post?? (you must post proof if the answer is yes!!)


Of course there is no real harm in 'off topic' posts in the SO Corner, but that is what the coffee lounge is for. SO corner is for discussion on the topic posted not for trivia!

btw the 'has anyone died' comment is a little over the top as is 'you must post proof' one :glare:

Who do you want to leave the BB house in the Double eviciton tonight?

Who do you want to leave the BB house in the Double eviciton tonight?
Double Eviction? Really? I`ve not heard this.

Suzie and Mikey then

When does BB finish?

Double Eviction? Really? I`ve not heard this.

Suzie and Mikey then

When does BB finish?

18th August and I have a jewellery party booked for then! I hope the host is a BB fan! :shocking:

What has been your favourite BB moment ever?

When it finishes..preferably forever!

Is anyone getting excited about the rapidly approaching new series of X-Factor?

Oh yes, just a little bit. :shutup:

When you're having a serious discussion with someone, do you never ever veer off that topic or make some little joke in the middle of it?

Oh yes, just a little bit. :shutup:

When you're having a serious discussion with someone, do you never ever veer off that topic or make some little joke in the middle of it?
I would never do that.:angel_not
I very rarely have serious discussions with amyone.

Is 13 too young for a boy to have a girlfriend?

No, as long as they're both sensible and you have them followed 24/7.

Would you be more or less worried if he had a boyfriend?

No, Fooey White was 12, I was 11 :wub: .

When you say 'have' though, what do you mean? :bag:

IN reply to you both; I have never met her so don't know how sensible she is and he is reasonably sensible (as good as it gets at 13 anyway) and if he even thinks of going down the route of 'having' I shall remove his testicles without pain killers!!

Question please

Question please
I don't have another question.... I am still dealing with the trauma of the above question. Please continue without me..

touchy, isn't she?

touchy, isn't she?
Who me or the girlfriend?

cos if you mean the girlfriend you are just being mean to me:angry:

I meant you, but if I lost an opportunity to be mean to you, I regret it :pimp:

How much is 4 pints of milk and a loaf of bread?

£2.78


How many usernames do you have on SO at the moment?

More like £1.80.

17.

Who is To$$er?

who cares.

I got 4 pints of milk, a loaf of bread and 4 apples for #2.47

Why does my pound sign come out as a #?

Have you got it set up as a UK or US keyboard?

The above is a question in itself so I'll not ask another!

I dunno and I can't be arsed to fix it - that's a job for Cockers.

Have you ever watched Peppa Pig?

No, but I've probably eaten several members of her family.

What is your favourite roast meat?

Vegetarians may not respond.

turkey, but it has to have all the trimmings.

Favourite pudding?

My new favourite is a variation on Eton Pudding, which my friend made on Saturday and she called Eton Mess. It was fresh cream (which I usually don't like, but it was heavily disguised), with broken up meringue, raspberries and blackberries, all mushed up and delicious. I'm not usually a puddingy person, but I had two bowls of that.

Have you ever used yoghurt for anything other than eating?

I haven't, but Gigi uses it as paint, suncream, body art....

Have you had thrush recently?

thankfully not for over two years :D

Have you eaten any chocolate today?

Yes, I had a tiny little posh one with my coffee!


How many units of alcohol have you consumed today?

None - it's not big and it's not clever.

You?