NONE, but I am going to rectify that tonight....


Should we have plain mash or cheesy mash for tea?

Cheesy. You can never have too much cheese



Do you wish you were taller or shorter?

Cheesy. You can never have too much cheese



Do you wish you were taller or shorter?

Neither. I am as tall as I am and I can't change it.

Do you ever wonder why you ask these pointless questions?

nope - I know it's because I'm bored :D


Is mango and ginger cheddar the nicest cheese ever?

Is mango and ginger cheddar the nicest cheese ever?

I doubt it....:sick:


Did you do everything in your in tray today?

Yup. :smartie:

Do you dribble when you sleep?

Yup. :smartie:

Do you dribble when you sleep?
Depends how quickly I fall asleep afterwards...:ninja:



Do you think 6 weeks is too long for school holidays?

It depends.

From whose perspective?

from Buzz's I should think. I lurve having 6 weeks off and getting paid for it. :bag:

Have you ever typed the word surreptitious?

...........:huh: .............

What are you watching on the box tonight?

I watched Eastenders and now I'm gong to lay in bed and watch Cold Case


Whats the worst childrens programme ever?

I watched Eastenders and now I'm gong to lay in bed and watch Cold Case


Whats the worst childrens programme ever?
Anything on cartoon network, that speaks with an american accent....


Do you like swimming?

No. Hate it. Like messing about in the water, though.

Can you believe I'm playing Random Spark's new game instead of watching Arsenal in the Champion's League?

No. Hate it. Like messing about in the water, though.

Can you believe I'm playing Random Spark's new game instead of watching Arsenal in the Champion's League?
Yes. Anything's better than watching Arsenal:bag:

Are you going to watch BB to see Nikki go back into the house:sleepy:

Buzz, surely you like MY American accent...that's oh so Southern??:unsure: :cry:

Was that a question or an answer?

I was thinking threat actually:mellow:

Is Buzz still too traumatised to ask a question?:ninja:

I think she's just a bit dim.

Is Patsy pre-menstrual , do you think?

I think she's just a bit dim.

Is Patsy pre-menstrual , do you think?
Is that right?:boxing:

Yes she is!

and

How great am I for putting 13 year old boys off 13 year old girls?:yahoo:

Depends

What did you do?

Just explained how unreliable, emotional and suffocating women could be and how at his age he was better off spending time with his mates and going swimming and stuff with them....:unsure:

please bear in mind she stood him up at the swimmng pool last week and I wanted to kill the bit ch.....

Now did I do a good thing?

You only put off the inevitable, but yes, you did.

Were you trying to put him off for life?

I AM NOT PRE-MENSTRUAL - I AM TIRED AND BUSY!

As you were........

:backs away waving chocolate:

why does Fee have a yellow hexagonal thingie above her rep?

why does Fee have a yellow hexagonal thingie above her rep?

She's teachers petty swot swot! :sly:

Coastie sprints after Floops...whams her to the ground...steals the chocolate and runs away whooping for joy!

why does Fee have a yellow hexagonal thingie above her rep?

My star? Floopy gave it to me for not poo-ing on the carpet:good:

Are the nights drawing in?

A little. It's blummin chilly I know that much.

Are your night drawers on?

Yes, I'm crackling as I type.

Anyone here been to Romney Marsh?

nope.



Where is Romney Marsh and why would fee wanna go there?


some people are forgetting to ask questions so I'm having two. so there.

It's in Kent..and it's all scenic.....'and stuff'....

Jaze..will it EVER be hometime!!!!!???

I hope it is by now.

Will you miss Grouch and Patsy whilst they're away, or can we muster the troops between us to keep the place ticking over?

Mo will be back soon :thumbsup:

How do we get Cat back?

I don't know...but I miss her and wish she'd get her a$$ back!!!


Do think Mo will jump in posting or sit back and be observant??:shocking:

WGaF? :bag:

Is summer over now, do you think?

Not herre in the Southern Colonies...not by a longshot!!! (heee~I'm sorry, I'm sooooooo tired I'm havin' mini episodes of 'heeee'!!)

How soon will y'all start getting cool weather?? Do y'all ever have to suffer "Indian" or late summers??:cool:

Not herre in the Southern Colonies...not by a longshot!!! (heee~I'm sorry, I'm sooooooo tired I'm havin' mini episodes of 'heeee'!!)

How soon will y'all start getting cool weather?? Do y'all ever have to suffer "Indian" or late summers??:cool:


No we are not that lucky, our weather mostly sucks!

Simon Cowell or Ryan Seacrest on a date?

Simon...I want to 'out bitch' him! Plus they say Ryan bats for the other team...not our team bridge.:huh:



WHO would your dream date be if you could date anybody??:applause:

Hmmm right now I'd rather be curled up with a good book and some chocolate, but I guess if I had to then Adam Sandler would do - if he bought chocolate :D


Which celeb would you most like to lock up and throw away the key?

Jeez, so many to chose from, but probably Jodie Marsh or Carol Vorderman.

Do you know anyone who's not famous who should be?

too easy :D



Which smilie is better :nerd: or :pimp: ?

:pimp:

Which is the crappest smilie?

:) this one, only cos this one :laugh: is so much better


whats your pick for the worst one?

:goof:

Any more?

:idea:

Next?

:funky:

...and?

This is easier than thinking up questions

:artist: Don't think it's ever been used.

Hey maybe we could have a rep system for smilies - the ones that get used the most get to stay. If you don't get used within a month, you're aaaarrrt .

Good idea or bad idea?

:artist: Don't think it's ever been used.

Hey maybe we could have a rep system for smilies - the ones that get used the most get to stay. If you don't get used within a month, you're aaaarrrt .

Good idea or bad idea?
Bad idea;) (followed by a crap smilie)


next?

Good.

How about if we suggested new ones as well? I like this one http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/smiley/fnd6.gif

Good idea.

Where do you get them from?

http://www.smiley-town.de/smiley.php?bild=T2J6b2VuLzAwMS5naWY=

Should this have its own thread?

Go on then http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/smiley/glasses15.gif

Does that mean we have to go back to asking questions?

no, lets carry on like this...


Do you think we will get into trouble for this??

Not me http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/fear%20%2810%29.gif

Would you like my link?

yes please (floops I like your link, but I want options)


how often is it appropriate to use a smiley?

edit to ask: how do i insert them from another site?

I've opened it on the Confused Page for you Buzz (http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smiley.php?category=Confused)

I have mine on a photobucket page

But if anyone knows a better way...
(http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smiley.php?category=Confused)

As there was no real question to answer I shall start by asking this:

Ladies - does getting into a hot bath make you want to pee?

Only if I have a full bladder. I find emptying it into the toilet beforehand helps.

freak

Have you all seen the pictures of my new baby?

Er, no......I thought that was water retention in All-Bar-One! :blush:


Have you posted anything worthy of comment in the last month for my report?

Yes. But you'll have to speak to my agent before you can reproduce it.

How long before Groucho runs out of enthusiasm?

5....4....3....2....1....:cry:


Has anyone seen what Fee hides underneath her.............

..witty posts? Normally a blue shark, trying to keep up:boxing:

Would another gin on top of the co-dyramol help my ankle or just tip me over the edge?

It would be the miracle cure you are looking for Fee! :applause:

Coastie finds a comfy spot to wait and see Fee fall flat on her bottom!

Don't you just hate PMT?

Yes, I had an 'unexpected visitor' at work, hubby had to bring me a change of shorts and 'undies' and well, it was all traumatizing!!!!




Should men have to go through PMT/MONTHLY CYCLE and PREGNANCY at least once or would they die from the experience??:unsure: :evilmad:

Some men I know argue that it's worse from there side as they get all the hormonal lashings that the not to be reasoned with woman has to offer...:surrender:

250g of Chocolate...too much for one person on one day?

Some men I know argue that it's worse from there side as they get all the hormonal lashings that the not to be reasoned with woman has to offer...:surrender:

250g of Chocolate...too much for one person on one day?

Nah i could eat loads more than that.:wub:

what one thing could'nt you go without?

Right now...chocolate...:laugh:

Is it windy where you are?

Right now...chocolate...:laugh:

Is it windy where you are?

yeah it's horrible windy, cold and rainy.

Do you miss the hot weather we had back in the Summer already?

It's 24 degrees outside.:sun:


Nasty or nice?

Nasty is nice.

Gnasty or Gniess?

Gneiss.....he was nasty.


What is life without risk?

lfe?

what is the square root of pi?

1.77245310234


Who ate all the pies?

1.77245310234


Who ate all the pies?

Desperate Dan!

why is there dog poo over the pavements everywhere? should dogs be made to wear nappies when they are taken out for walkies?

Nope, then there'd be dog nappies all over the pavements instead.

Would you actively encourage your cat to **** in someone else's garden?

Nope, then there'd be dog nappies all over the pavements instead.

Would you actively encourage your cat to **** in someone else's garden?
Depends who's garden to be honest :devil:

Where do you do most of your grocery shopping?

Sainsburys.


Whcih day do your kids go back to school?

Wednesday I believe.

Will you miss yours?

No more than usual, because I work full-time.

Have you labelled all their new uniform?

No more than usual, because I work full-time.

Have you labelled all their new uniform?

Groan yes i did it all last night, i am so nervous my Daughter starts Comp tomorrow.

Are you thinking about Christmas?

Groan yes i did it all last night, i am so nervous my Daughter starts Comp tomorrow.

Are you thinking about Christmas?

Doing my darnest not to, but yeah, fleeting thoughts of pressies and cards keep intruding into my thoughts.

Do you regret anything about yesterday?

Doing my darnest not to, but yeah, fleeting thoughts of pressies and cards keep intruding into my thoughts.

Do you regret anything about yesterday?

No i had a good day with my kids down the nature reserve.

Whats the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

Scratch my balls usually.


Do you suffer from penis envy?

Scratch my balls usually.


Do you suffer from penis envy?

:w00t: Groucho.

well yes i want to have a penis for a day just so i can play with it.:bag:

Do you suffer from fanny envy?

:w00t: Groucho.

well yes i want to have a penis for a day just so i can play with it.:bag:

Do you suffer from fanny envy?

I'm sure he doesn't cos he IS a C.............STOP THERE !!!!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Slipper again.


Damn :laugh:

Moving on swiftly, are you going to ask a question Slip?

:huh:


Am I bovvered? :glare:

Moving on swiftly, are you going to ask a question Slip?

101010 - What is the question?

What is the number 42 in binary.

To what else is 42 the answer?

:huh:


Am I bovvered? :glare:

yes you are!


To what else is 42 the answer?


43 minus 1.


can anyone think of a question for me?

Yes, I can.

If you had to shag one of the SO boys, which one would it be and why?

Yes, I can.

If you had to shag one of the SO boys, which one would it be and why?

Groucho ... it would be over the quickest! :naughty:


what's your favourite pot noodle - don't deny you've got one - we all have!

What on earth is a pot noodle?


Why are there so few SO Boys?

Cos Dolores keeps offering to shag them

John Noakes. Saint or Sinner?

Cos Dolores keeps offering to shag them



***Dolores snorts into her tea****


John Noakes - Sinner (twas he who ruined the Blue Peter Garden and interferred with Shep ... I'm almost sure.


who do you miss the most out of all the non-posting ex-members of SO?

Ceridwen - she was fab.

Who do you miss least?

Claire :sleepy: She was like a living void.

Should I change to Orange broadband at a cost of what would actually equate to £5 per month?

Only if you can afford it!:nerd:

Why the heck do I have to work today?

Cuz you must Coaster!!



It's 3:15am...why am I up...here..posting??:ninja:

Cos if I have to work you can't be allowed to sleep :angry:

Quick cure for a cold?

Coastie if you find the quick cure tell me please - I am dying a slow and bunged up death:cold: :ill:


I have no question...

in which case I have no answer...

Should I have had an answer? :huh:

It depends on the question. And there's the rub.........

If you could turn back time, what would you change?

The lottery numbers I chose on Saturday.


If you could get a glimpse 10 years ahead, what would you look at?

Probably my roots. Daily. If I have any by then, of course.

What is the term for the study of fluids?

Astrophysis or fluid mechanics...take your pick.




Why must you know such serious info Paticia??:unsure:

She's probably seeping somthing nasty and wants to know who to contact!

Why is that you can get the staff just not good staff around here?:mad2:

Because they're waiting for you to leave? :wink_kiss

I was in a pub quiz last week and didn't hear the answer. Anyone intelligent know the answer to "what is the name for the study of fluids"?

Didn't MissG answer that one Patty poo?

I think I might have the answer.

Is this correct....The study of moving fluids is called rheology?

Wouldn't it depend on what you wanted to study about them? Fluid dynamics, fluid mechanics...

Could it be called 'Watching Paint Dry?' :sleepy:

Thanks Andrea. I'll consult with one of my team mates and come back to you. Fee/Jen, it wasn't multiple choice. :glare:

Could someone else ask a question for me please? I'm too busy taking over the Arcade! :w00t:

No - but I've answered yours

What should Patsy have asked?

Patsy should have asked...which way to the sanitorium?

Has Patsy ever tried Google in her quest for knowledge?

...for the door out of the Arcade. The one marked 'Life' :laugh:

Should I run and hide now?

Two words...... "pot" and "kettle".

Have you moved your bowels yet today?

Twice ( I had alot of wine yesterday)


Did the storm wake you up last night?

What storm ?





How much wine is a lot ? There can never be too much wine.

About 11/16 of a skinfull.


What do you think of padded underwear that makes parts of your body look bigger/rounder?

Hmmmm, dunno. Let me think?

Would my bum look big in it?

More than likely :ninja: I wear a padded bra doncha know :bored:




Are you longing for the cooler weather to arrive ?

Already feels like winter up here :cold:


Is it possible to eat too much ice-cream?

No, never!

Why, when after having a skinfull the night before, does you bowels move easily on your first visit to the toilet?

It's when hte pooh's black from the Guiness you've really gotta worry! :sick:

I renewed this thead as the forth person - Guest - was viewing it!

Is this in accordance with Dol's new game?

Yes it is


Can I lose weight if I drink more vodka and less food?

Yes, but you would have to get the ratio just right. This will take much practice.

Are you up to it?

I'm game

Can I substitute whisky for vodka?

Can I substitute whisky for vodka?

yes you can and it doesn't give you such a hangover!


I love smoked mackrel, but why does it keep repeating on me? I said, I love smoked mackrel, but why does it keep repeating on me? :blush:

Because it's fish and you really shouldn't eat fish it's :sick:

Will today be a good day?

Yep. An easy day at work - and our boozing tonight ... perfik :applause:



Are you pleased this thread has been resurrected, or isn't it intellectual enough ?

Yes and yes.

Can I go out with you and Mr B tonight? Urk's not talking to me 'cos I went to Ray Davies sans Kinks last night without him and I need moral support?

o/t what do snails eat and have you ever seen them masticating?

They eat my rhubarb and no I haven't seen them eating I've just seen the evidence of their passing!

have you ever eaten snails?

dandelion leaves (or at least thats what we used to feed them when we had jam jars of snails when we were kids......jeeeeze im showing my age, could you imagine kids today playing with a jam jar of snails or tadpoles?!?!??!)

What came 1st the chicken or the egg?!?!?!?!???!?!? :nerd:

the chicken cos the egg wouldn't have survived without the chicken to sit on it an incubate it...and then feed the chick when it was born! :good:

have you ever eaten snails?

eeewww no to the snails bit....... my little sis once ate a slug :sick:

where is the most unusual place you have had sex?

my armpit.


Do you like rugby?

Yes! :applause:

Anyone else concerned about TE's armpit comment?:huh:

Yes! :applause:

Anyone else concerned about TE's armpit comment?:huh:

Not especially. I reckon you haven't lived until you've had sex in an armpit.

Do you think I'm sexy?

yes!!!!

do you want my body?????

No...you're not my type!

Why do they have to film me when I have a huge spot on my cheek?

people are cruel like that!:cry:

why is this day going soooooo slow??:mad2:

:nerd: The day is dragging as the elephant paid to drag the world round in a circle is upset about his latest pay rise...he feels an extra quarter of a ton of peanuts isn't enough to keep up with the inflation of his belly and thinks that the management should recognise his importance with a tonne of peanuts. In protest of this huge injustice the elephant has slowed considerably and so we are all suffering from long, dragging day syndrom. :smartie:

Anyone else got too much time of their hands?

Yep - because footy is on the telly, and im bored.





How often do you wash your bedding (cos i think im a dirty moo, and i feel bad :blush: )

How often do you wash your bedding (cos i think im a dirty moo, and i feel bad :blush: )

Weekly...depending on how much armpit sex has been done on it:w00t: , every few days otherwise!:naughty:



Are you a germaphobic??

:unsure: I like my place clean but don`t go out of the way to avoid germs




Have you kissed anyone recently who wasn`t your partner/offspring/siblings/parents ?

Yes but only on the cheek!

Crumpets or muffins?

Mmmmm, lovely. Yes please!

Is orange the new black?

Mmmmm, lovely. Yes please!

Is orange the new black?

Ummmm. NO


Carpet or wood floor?

Wood!

Summer sun or Winter fun?

Both please.


Is The Pirate telly show thingie any good?

watched it last night on video so I'll answer - not really.


Do you have a recurring dream?

Not anymore...

What's the longest you have ever gone without eating chocolate?

I've actually made it to 3 weeks...then the hormones kicked in and it was chocolate or (someone's) death!:devil: :ninja:



Would you agree chocolate is a 'stress reliever' or is it just in someone's mind??

Definelty stress reliever :laugh:


Have you ever licked chocolate of someone elses body or is that a waste of good choc ?

It's a waste of good choc!

Chocolate or alcohol?

Och booze definitely. Liquor anyone?


What should I buy Urk for his birthday?

Ear plugs? (the question is in the answer)

nah, gave him some before and he didn't put them in his ears.


Do you like your mother?

nah, gave him some before and he didn't put them in his ears.


Do you like your mother?

Yes very much so


Do you own a bicycle? And do you use it?

no, I did0 awhile back, but it was old and ragged. need to get another one!!



who's fighting with their family?? my mother and i have not spoken since October, and i have little if any contact with my brothers and sister...:unsure:

I get on well with all my family although I don`t see them that often


Do you or have you ever grown your own veg?

I'm growing tomatoes at the moment.

Who do you think will point out that tomatoes aren't fruit?

Who do you think will point out that tomatoes aren't fruit?

No-one I hope, because they are.

Do you ever struggle to think of a question in this thread?

uhm.....yes.



have you ever had a fight with a teacher over something and she/he was wrong??

Yes.

Do you sometimes wonder about the intelligence of your bosses?

No - he's a very smart cookie.


When the f is it going to stop raining?

Saturday at 1201 bst precisely...it will then stay dry for a 3 days, 2hrs and 30 secs before raining again for a further 2 days.

If what I have said above happens will it totally freak you out?

nothing you say freaks me out Coaster...you have RATS as pets.:laugh:


What is your deepest, more desired wish...like a trip, or meeting someone, something that if that thing happened you could die fulfilled?

Gerard Butler covered in chocolate and no spoon! :wub:

What is your worst nightmare?

being completely paralysed and fully aware....:bored:




Do you save regularly?

No, constantly juggling debts.

Out of 10, how dirty are you?

0 - I`ve just had a shower :)


Do you play any sport ?

Not regularly...

Did you know that sugar free gum contains an ingredient that is a form of laxative?

No!! (what is it??)



Did anything special happen to you today?

The ingredient is: Phenylalanine - it's amazing what you learn from watching House...I had never read the warning on the back of gum before!

No nothing special today...yet!

What is your prefered non-alcoholic drink when out?

a tie between sweet iced tea w/lemon and diet Pepsi



What's you ideal POSH meal??:applause:

Anything I don`t have to cook myself :laugh:




Have you ever told a really big lie and have bee found out?

No...although I did once deny writing my name on my brothers book when I was four and obvioulsy everyone knew I had done it but I really was in complete denial over the whole thing and felt most put out when I got told off :huh:

Do you own any dolls?

I still have my Cindy and Paul dolls in the loft somewhere and I have a small doll dressed as a nun because when I first started school the teachers were nuns and my lovely older brothers bought me the doll and told me it was a wicked witch !!


Where your school days happy?

early school days were great, I was an awful lick and teacher's pet :blush:

- all went a bit pear shaped towards the end though - dang those boys and rock'n'roll!!!


anyone except patsy got any ideas what I can get Urk for his birthday - getting desperate!!

How about one of these?

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/buyinprivate_1948_166973032


What's the worst present you ever got?

Perfume that smelled like pee! :sick:

Been anywhere exciting lately?

Vicksburg, MS...it's really a cool place. And the Yazoo and Mighty Mississippi converge and all can be seen from the coolest bluff overlooking the two!! You can EVEN walk across the MS River Bridge to the Louisiana side. Not for me though...heights and bridges-NO-NO-NO!!!:sick:



If you had an all expense paid, 2 month trip, and all of your home responsibilities were taken care of, and your job would be waiting on you when you came back, WHERE WOULD YOU GO????:yahoo:

Round the world trip. But if I had to choose just one place it would be to Aussie to see my friend that I`ve not seen for 27 years



Have you ever run over an animal whist driving? eg, squirrel, bird, hedgehog etc etc and not one that`s already dead

Yes, several times. Mostly possum and armadillos. We have a ton of deer 'free ranging', as well as somebody over the field has some ostriches and I'm dead petrified of hitting them b/c I fear I'll be maimed or killed and they'll just hurtle away!! Be my luck!!:shocking:



Any big plans for the weekend??:party2:

Not yet...but I have text Mama Coastie to see if she wants to go shopping...I know...big mistake! :laugh:

Have you used any swear words today?

:laugh: No I`ve just got about 10 minutes ago



Do you always wear nailpolish?

go through phases of wearing it all the time - usually the summer when I do toesies as well, and then won't bother for yonks....


do you have different summer and winter duvets?

Yes

What did Urk get for his birthday?

Ear plugs and Big Boy boxers.



Should one take advice given on this board seriously?

Absolutely!

What's the worst advice you've ever had?

When I changed banks I was told by my old bank I would simply need to let my employer know my new bank account details with regards my wages and that there were no forms for me to sign to ensure any money going into my account would be forwarded on to my new one...they lied...

Then...

I asked my boss for the form I would need to sign out to inform the pay office of my new bank account and he gave me said form. Unfortunately that form only applied to travel and subsistance paymenst not wages and I found out too late that I had to simply write a letter to inform the pay office of my new bank details.

Needless to say my wages bounced back to head office and I was without funds for ten days while they sorted the mess out...In went back to my old bank and complained and they said that I should have filled in a form with my new bank details as then they would have forwarded my wages direct to my new account! :evilmad: :ranting:

Have you ever changed bank?

Nope, been with same bank since I was 5 years old although it did change it`s name




What`s the furthest you have ever walked in one day?

5 miles:applause: ! Thought I would die, but I did it!!




Do think running is all it's cracked up to be??

No...it knackers your knees...I suggest swimming or cycling as the best form of exercise!

Why is it that your 1.5hr break flies by and the subsequent hours pass by at a snails pace?

It`s the old saying " Times flies when you`re having fun "




Do you give children money for their birthdays or do you buy a present ?

Pressies when they were smaller and $$$$$ now...coz you know once you're 9 and 18 your parents have NO sensibility of WHAT is cool!!:cool1:



Are you more impressed by getting a present someone knew you wanted or rather just have the $$$$??:ninja:

Oh definately has to be getting a present.


Does anybody else get 1.5hrs break at work!
Cause I certainly don't

I don`t work so breaks are as long as I want them to be :w00t:




Do you often have fresh flowers in the house?

I take it in spells. I love them though!! I know some people feel they are a waste of $$ b/c they die eventually, but I LOVE the idea of having something so cheerful, even if for such a brief time. OT...but I just got a Peace Lily and gorgeous Bromliad (it's got a flame looking 'flower'...red and yellow) for my office. Chant for them that they don't go the way of most of my potted friends...the ol' 'potters field'!! (see what I did there??:applause: )



Green thumb or Black thumb???:huh:

Really depends where you'd like to put it......


£10,000 or 100 genuinely happy days?

Every day's a happy day in floopyville, so I'll take the cash.

Unless you meant 100 episodes of happy days?

Noooo not 100 episode of happy days


What sort of films do you like best? sc-fi, horror, romance, drama, thriller etc etc

Thrillers/Crime :thumbsup:

Is there anyone your would like to put beneath a patio?

Andrea...I do 12hr shifts, that's why I get th 1.5hr break...honest guvnor!

Not at the moment but a few years back I would have gladly put my mother-in-law there but she died before I have a chance to. I even had the song "Ding dong the witch is dead" in my head at her funeral :ohmy:



Are you good at keeping houseplants or do they die on you?

^^^^^refer to my 'green thumb/black thumb' thingie abouve^^^^
although, the two I have potted in my office are doing quite well, I look for them to go belly-up anytime.:bag:



what is you favorite flowers/shrub/plants??

Plastic :laugh:

What's the first film that pops into your head....NOW!?

Ferris Buellers day off, (it's been on tonight)

When was the last time you had a shag?

Last Thursday :thumbsup:



What`s the longest you`ve gone without a shag?

The time between my birth and my first shag.

If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?

A running buffet

Why do plumbers not return phonecalls?

they are too busy making sure their ass crack is properly exposed...I hear there's a mathmatical formula to it!!



do you think I would do better to torture my assistant to the point of quiting or should I just fire her before she drives me crazy??:devil:

Torture is always the way to go :ninja:



Do you like to dance?

YES! Especially to the utter embarassment of my children and amusement of my friends.





Do you like to dance and what is your favorite type of dance?

I like to move it...tend to be a bit street...

Can you fit your fist in your mouth?

No, but I can think of a few people I'd like to practise on!

Is this weather fab, or what?

It was this morning and early afternoon...then it rained...now it's dry again!

Why is it the few times I can get into chat no-one is ever there?:(

Because we are US-UK message board twins Coaster...same thing happens to me!:angry:



Wonder who those people are Feef wants to fit her fist into thier mouths??:ninja:

I just hope it`s not me :cry:


What insect scares you the most?

Spiders *shudder*

How could anyone not like a Seabreeze?

It depends if you like alcohol or not :drinking:



What time do you normally go to bed?

About 10.30 unless I've been out.


When was the last time somebody interfered with you while you were sleeping?

How would you ever know?

And why are you asking this question? :surrender:

If I interfered with you while you were sleeping, you'd wake up pretty quickly! :wink2:


Does it annoy you when people answer a question with a question?

Why should it?

Why do pricks always pop up at the mere mention of a tw@t?

Are you talking to me?

Do you have a prick?

(attached as opposed to wed)

Yes.


Shall I explain the rules again of the Question and Answer thread?

Would it make you feel better?

Is the Simpson's movie released in the UK yet?

Yes, 25th July.


You appreciate that Would it make you feel better? isn't an answer, dont you?

It is in my book, can't you see that yet?

Is it good then, the movie?

Answer - Can we take it that no-one has seen it yet?

Question - Hm?

(Is reiteration allowed?)

How would I know?


How is the smoking ban affecting you?

It's not, because I don't smoke and I don't go to pubs. :ninja:

Have you ever eaten durian?

No I haven't.


Are you watching Heroes?

Yes :)



Are you?

Yes

Has science devised a way to stretch 4 hrs into 8 yet?

NO


do you preview your post before you submit it?

Not often...

Why? Does it show? :laugh:

:whistling: no



Will it bother you if this forum dies?

It will bother the sentimental part of me...afterall this was my first forum and I have made some good chums here...however, with less and less people posting these days I've found another home for the time being and only pop in here on occasion because I feel I should...loyalty is one of my strong points...

Will it bother you?

Yes.



Fancy a last meet?

Love to.

Your place again?

Could do! :beer:



Or cheap flights to Paris? :wine:

Been there done that...:laugh:

What about Prague?

Never been there, sounds good to me.

Or what about Belfast?

Could do, it's a grand spot.


If we're talking getting on a plane anyway should we not go somewhere a little more 'foreign'!! [I have visions of mountains and mulled wine]