ewwwwwwwww........



email or letter?

Letter (love writing them....love receiving them!) :wub:

Armadillo or Dime Bar?

Dime bar, silly


Pineapple or Bear

Bear


Laugh or cry?

Laugh


Wet or Dry?

Wet

Derek Nimmo or Bernard Bresslaw?

Laugh! :laugh:

Floops...neither...I don't know where they've been!

Loss of eyesight or Loss of hearing?

Hearing, probly


Barbecue or sit-down?

BBQ


Did you marry in a church or somewhere else?

Church........




Creamation or buirial (sorry bit morbid, but it follows lots of discussions yesterday on final resting places)

Cremation


Sofa or Settee ?

sofa :cool2:

cats or dogs?

Neither


TV or radio?

TV


Builders or Fireman

Firemen, definitely.


Britney or Christina?

Builders or Fireman

Firemen :fireman:


What is your favourite colour?

Oi I was first!

We posted at the same time Patsy, we will have to share him :wink2:




Britney or Christina?


Neither


What is your favourite colour?

at the moment turquoise

Do you sometimes forget to ask a question?

surely no one could forget that, it's a rather vital part of the Question and answer thread :D


Will Patsy realise that the thread is now borken beyond all repair?

Probably, Patsy's used to a good borking :bag:


Will she care though?

I'd have to go with no, I mean when she was a cake, her hair was a complete tip and she wasn't bothered about that!

Does Patsy have any shame?

Probably not



Bitchy or Benevolent

Bitchy :D


new man, or macho man?

Nacho man - a tasty combination of the two :bag:


Big Brother or American Pop Idol?

American Idol



How tall are you?

5ft 2ins :D


What colour is your hair naturally?

horse chestnut brown with a few grey strands now

lets get back on track

The Way We Were or The Notebook (rentaweepie)

Neither


Harry Potter or Lord of The Rings?

Lord of the Rings :D

Jelly or Blanchmange?

Jelly on a plate, jelly on a plate, wibble wobble, wibble wobble, jelly on a plate!




Roses or Orchids?

Roses - Cadburys preferably


Watching BB or entertaining really nice visitors who make a huge effort to come and see you? :whistling

Entertaining the wih BB :D



Curly hair or straight hair?

Straight


Plain carpets or patterned?

Plain


Blinds or curtains?

Curtains :D


Gas or electric oven?

electric


If you could only have boys or girls (sex of your children) and not a mixture, which would you choose?

boys (now cos I have one, but before I always would have said girls. Can't imagine it now really)

Big Brother or a new Survivor (if you had to only chose one)

Big Brother or a new Survivor (if you had to only chose one)

A new Survivor (no contest)



Squash or Badminton?

Squash

June or January?

January

Ice or Water

Water


Canoe or coracle?

Canoe




Red or Blue ?

Hmmm tough one. Blue, as long as it's cobalt.


Dolly or Tammy?

Neither


:wine: or :beer:

BOTH




roast or boiled

:wine: or :beer:

Both, but not together! :laugh:


Boys or girls?

Um I think I answered first..................

Roast

Boys


Who's going to be referee at Portsmouth?

Who's going to be referee at Portsmouth?
Me Obvioulsy...only one sensible enough....



Um..........cauliflower or broccoli

Both

Shave or wax?

Neither - au naturel......(JOKE)



missionary or spoons

Shave but may try Veet, still a bit scared. :unsure:


Frogs or toads?

Once more I think I was first!!! :angry:

Neither - au naturel......(JOKE)



missionary or spoons

******

Missionary.


Trains, planes or automobiles?

missionary

frogs



How many forums do you POST on?

missionary

frogs



How many forums do you POST on?
Just the one!! Are there any more then??



homemade yorkshires or shop bought

Just the one!! Are there any more then??



homemade yorkshires or shop bought

That's 2 questions! :laugh:


Yes there are and shop bought!


Patsy's question that got missed Trains, planes or automobiles?

Automobiles.

How good is your eyesight?

It's ok but not as good as it use to be!


How good is your hearing?

Pardon?

what is your most irritating habit?

I don't have any :bag:



What car do you drive?

Ford Focus 1.6 Zetec, 02 Reg

what's the best present anyone has ever bought you?

a piano.


What's the most expensive present you've ever bought anyone?

A £200 toothbrush for Mr C, not much I know. :blush:

Are your pillows feather or foam?

Cheapo foam ones from Ikea - I hate them

What tog is your duvet?

13.5

What is a "poo riden pod"?

Only Cat knows the answer to that so moving swiftly on....

What is your favourite holiday destination?

Fuerteventura


Does your doctor patronise you?

M

I automatically assume he does just because he's younger than me! Don't you just hate it when that happens lol.

Run with the pack or not?

Not!

Do you have a tumble dryer?

Yes - i dont own a washing line !!!!!


Do you have an outside toilet ?

Do you have an outside toilet ?

No

How many shed's do you have?

Only when I'm drunk...

What's the best revenge you've ever taken on someone?

Sorry - we answered Bonnie's at the same time ils, so I'll answer yours:

We have two sheds.

And my question again:
Whats the best revenge you've ever taken on someone?

Ignoring them for 2.5 years when they only live a few doors away from me. Can't think of anything more interesting, I'm afraid. I'm a very nice person. :angel_not

Have you ever slept with a friend's partner?

No.


Same question cos it's a delicious one. :wink2:

No! (you're so transparent)


Would you like to sleep with any of your partner's friends?

No, but I might shag one or two. :ninja:


My second cousin, thrice removed's, neighbours postman rabbit has a sore paw. How does this make you feel?

Unmoved.

Do you have a hobby?

reading - that's about it really



Bath or shower?

Bath or shower?

Shower!



Soap or shower gel?

Shower gel.

Sugar or sweetener?

Sugar or sweetener?

Neither in tea, but sweetener in coffee



Tea or Coffee first thing in the morning?

tea.


Beer or wine in the evening?

Both, preferably in large quantities.


Do you think perhaps this thread could be a little more probing?

Yes.

You want to start?

Do you think perhaps this thread could be a little more probing?

No!

What item of clothing do you take off last when undressing just before going to bed?

Bra (spoilsport)

Which side do you fall asleep on?

Depends what teams available:naughty:

Self gratification or mutual gratification?

I won't let you down Patsy.

I'm grateful for any kind of gratification! :bag:


Have you ever put your finger in a hole and subsequently regretted it?

I'm grateful for any kind of gratification! :bag:


Have you ever put your finger in a hole and subsequently regretted it?

Erm, yes. I guess...



Is anyone else confused/worried by that question?

Is anyone else confused/worried by that question?

I am always worried/confused by Groucho's questions :wink_kiss


What is your least favourite chore?

Ironing. Given half the chance (and the funds) i would get an ironing lady.





When did you last have sex ?

Friday

Which whisky do you prefer?

None. Can't stand it.


What obsession do you have?

My personal hygiene, I suppose, athough I wouldn't call it an obsession exactly.


How often do you weigh yourself?

edit: to correct hungover spelling

I weighed myself this morning (and then fell over in shock). But i probably weigh myself about once a month right now.




Is size important ?

Yes, but only for health and personal happiness.


Smacking, yes or no?

Yes, i believe a smack doesnt do any long term harm or damage.




Are you able to keep house plants, or do they die on you instantly ?

Die.



Do you "cuddle" or "turn over"?

Its been so long since i had sex i cant remember :huh: Probably turn over :laugh:




Have you special 'sexy' knickers / pants that you wear if you're in the mood ?

Have you special 'sexy' knickers / pants that you wear if you're in the mood ?

No..... because all my thongs are 'sexy'


Do you wear matching underwear?

No I just grab whatever's at the top of my underwear drawer:ninja:


Pizza, Chinese or Indian takeaway?

Pizza

Do you like garlic?

Can't get enough of it - I always cook with a whole one!

What newspaper do you read?

The Times


If you could go and live anywhere in the world and do anything you want, where would you go and what would you do there?

To live permanently, I would choose England or possibly US. I love this country and don't think I would want to live anywhere else. Visit yes, second home yes, but not live permanently.

Same question.

England for me!


What are you doing on Saturday?

Nothing:sad:

And you?

Oh, nothing special! :w00t:


Are you regular?

As clockwork.


Are you a sun person or a snow person?

A sufficiency of both, hence my love for this country.

Beach holiday or city?

Of those options, city - but I'd prefer blue water sailing.


What's your favourite fantasy?

Bon Jovi giving me oral sex !!!




Do you toss pancakes when you make them ?

I don't make them, miss ils does!


Do use special ironing water or tap water in your steam iron?

Mr P uses tap water.


What's your most useful skill?

I have a very long tongue. :naughty:


What's the most interesting thing you can touch with your tongue?

My lips.

Whats the sexiest thing about you.

Me.


What do you find most attractive in your partner?

The fact that she finds me attractive. (or is that the most odd thing?)


If I gave you £100 pounds to have a good night out, how much change would you bring back?

Very little I suspect!


Where did you go on your first date with your partner?

Big 'Uns Ribs with his mate, my ex-boyfriend!

When did you last have sex?

1973


Chocolate or Sticky Toffee Pudding.

Sticky Toffee Chocolate Pudding.


Curly or straight?

Chocolate or Sticky Toffee Pudding.


Sticky Toffee Pudding

Curly or straight?

Straight



Have you ever had plastic surgery and if so what have you had done?

I havn't but if I did I would have a boob job, jowl lift, botox in cheeks, buttock lift, inner thigh fat removal and an eye lift. I would love a boob job.

What size boobs should I have?

Average would be a start. :blink:


Who likes me?

Average would be a start. :blink:

I KNOW THAT!

What size patsy...be more specific.

With your shoulders, I think you could easily carry a C. :thumbsup: Don't think you should go bigger than that, not until you stop running anyway. :ohmy:

With your shoulders, I think you could easily carry a C. :thumbsup: Don't think you should go bigger than that, not until you stop running anyway. :ohmy:

Thats what I thought..I have the carriage for quite big ones don't I.

Anyway...we digress.



I do.

How many bisuits do you eat from the packet in one go.

Biscuits, usually no more than 4 - when we have them. Pringles, at least half.



What is your favourite shop?

Marks and Sparks



Who would be best to play you in the film of your life?

Jonny Vegas (or better still his monkey)


Is your main toilet carpeted or tiled?

Tiled .... in marble :angel_not




Truth or dare ?

Truth

What is the wierdest thing about you?

My friends.


What colour are your eyes?

Brown



How many hours of sleep do you need?

Green

What time do you normally go to bed?

Gel got in before me (how weird is that - we both posted sleep-related questions!)

I need about 6 hours sleep a night.

What time do you normally go to bed?

11pm ish......

Do you have sex with another person more or less than 50% of the time?

Arrgggh! Now dab got in before me!

I like to bite my fingernails :ninja:

For the last bloody time:
What time do you normally go to bed?

One-ish.


What's your favourite thing for doing with fingernails?

Dab I answered your question before you deleted your first post.

I like to bite my nails.

What's your favourite sexual position?

Being dominated by an extremely strong woman who thinks she's in charge :ninja:


Do you get what you need from your partner sexually?

No.


Do you?

8.1 months pregnant.....I'm not looking for too much right now!


Will you look back on your sexual life with regret?

I already do :ninja:



Whats your ultimate fantasy ?

A miraculous cure allowing me to rebuild my strength and fitness and then run around the coast of Britain, sleeping rough and celebrating life.



Do you answer the phone with a posh voice?

Not posh but clear!

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Yep.

Why does a watched phone never ring?

Cos it only responds when you are in the bathrrom...proof...when you are in the bath or shower or on the loo!

Should men be allowed to wear speedos?

If they lack other social graces, I dont see why not.


How do you feel about human sweat?

Fresh sweat is good, nice and healthy.

Good book or film.

book (although I'd like both)


text messages or telephone?

texts.

Bitter and twisted, or don't give a f***?

Do give a flee, but certainly not bitter and twisted - too little time.

Do you think Groucho should have a cold shower before he comes on here soiling this thread?

Yes.


Who should Groucho share his cold shower with ? :unsure:

A pair of marigolds.

What colour?

Definately pink ones, with the fleece linings.




Could Groucho be gay ?

Not a chance


Why is this thread all about Groucho?

Because he is one of only a handful of males on here - and we are all sex starved (well i am anyway :w00t: ).



Do you cleanse, tone and moisturise ?

Just moisturise - everytime I up my facial routine my skin looks worse.

Baths or showers

SHOWERS...HATE BATHS...BORING!

caps lock on or off?

Depends what the emphasis is.

Long nails or short?

Long


What colour are your toenails painted?

They're not!


Favourite sport?

jet ski-ing.


Custard or cream on apple pie?

Custard.


Pie or crumble?

pie.

Homebase or B&Q?

Homebase 'cause it's nearer.

Crazy frog or sawing your own leg off with a blunt knife?

Crazy Frog. Love it.

Arnie or Sly?

Neither - both tossers.

Crazy Frog or Crazy Dragon


(Patsy, I love Frog too Ding ding dinga ding ding ding)

Can we go back to sawing leg off!

Clowns or Acrobats?

Acrobats.


Ironing or cleaning?

Cleaning!

Big Boots or Sausages?

Big sausages.

Why has Cat's June thread been closed?

cos she asked for it to be.


Is she sulking?

Why has Cat's June thread been closed?

Because Cat asked for it to be! :ohmy:


What spirits do you drink?

Pretty much any!

Do you like big choppers like the one I work with? http://www.helimaintain.com/images/s61-sar-lee-on-solent.jpg

All the nice girls like a big chopper Coastie, you should know that!



Flats or heels?

Flats....I don't have the ankles or knees for heels!

Big or adequate?

Adequate.

Sailors or Firemen?

Sailors or Firemen?

Firemen


Dark or Fair?

Men dark, me fairish.

Hirsuit or hairless?

I prefer mosltly hairless in the opposite sex, except in the appropriate places. Straight where possible.


Do you think London should host the 2012 Olympics?

No

Length or breadth?

Yes, but I suspect you may challenge me on that and I would ask you not to. Thank you.

Same question.

No

Length or breadth?


I'm so sorry Noxy, didn't see you there.

Definitely breadth.

ER or Casualty?

Neither - although Casualty if I must


Eastenders or Corrie?

Corrie


What colour is your sofa?

Red

What room in your house is your computer in?

The dining room.

Can you see the tv from your computer?

No

What one album would you take with you to a desert island?

Yes


How many computers do you have?

Just the one.

Are you pished tonight?

I may have had a drink or two last night - just to help with the cleaning :D


Asprin or paracetemol?

paracetemol


Tea or Coffee first thing in the morning?

Tea.

Chicken or Doner Kebab?

Neither :sick:


Burger or Hot dog?

Both:laugh:

Fry up or cereal and toast?

Cereal and toast



Football or Cricket?

Football of course.

BBC or ITV

BBC or ITV

To difficult to chose - BBC has Doctor Who and ITV has Corrie!


Wine or Beer?

Beer


What's the correct name for someone who doesn't eat meat but does eat fish?

Vish of course :laugh:


Is it raining right now, where you are?

Nope, nice and sunny.

How many times have you moved house?

21, I think. Maybe 22.


Should Jerry Springer be allowed?

No!


What colour football strip does your team wear?

Green and White

What is your favourite sport to play?

What is your favourite sport to play?

Can you play 'swimming'??


Have you ever eaten a pickled egg?

No!


What would you say was your worse personality trait?

Too shy. :bag:

What is your best feature?

I'm very empathetic :laugh:


What part of you has grown the most in the last 5 years?

My finger nails, since I stopped biting them.

Which part of you grows and shrinks again the most frequently?

Ego :bag:

Who was the strangest person you met this weekend? And you may PM the answer..

It shrinks?

A bloke called Chucker, from Belfast, real name Glen.

What does MVP stand for?

No idea......


What does Myethy Kye mean? :glare:

Place near Dingle Dell....... :bag:

Who would you most like to meet?

Oscar Wilde


If you were a fruit, what would you be?

A peach.

Same question and why?

A strawberry because they are the perfect fruit, so sweet and they go perfectly with cream :wub:



If you were a tart, what sort of tart would you be and why?

A right old scrubber with a short skirt, tight top and high heels! :ninja:


Do you grow herbs?

An expensive one in order to appeal to a better class of customer.

How many "partners" have you had?

Bed partners - couple of dozen
Significant other partners - three
Spouse - one
Nomination Whist partners - two
Completely trustworthy workmate buddy partners - two



Do door-to-door double glazing salesmen constitute a valid point in the argument for the right to bear arms?

Not door-to-door ones, but certainly any tele-sales person who phones you at home when they know you're likely to have just got home from work. So, yes.

Are deliverers of Bettaware catalogues entitled to look down their noses at you when you have obviously never even bothered to take the order form into the house because you have no intention of ever buying any?

Depends which one of you is the taller, whether or not you make use of your doorstep, and if you have a gun.


What's the story in Ballamory?

They shut the placed down because the teacher killed herself and all the kids in a bizarre suicide pact.

Hamble, Humpty, Jemima or Little Ted?

Gasp! That's terrible!

Humpty.


Do you have any garments in your wardrobe that you haven't worn for over a year?

Very few, because I had a massive clearout. Hope Coastie doesn't read this and get the wrong idea.

Do you still have any childhood teddies?

No.


What irritates you most in all the world?

Stupidity.

Are there any groups of people for whom genocide would be justifiable in your opinion?

Nope. There's good and bad in all!


What sort of bed have you got?

A right old scrubber with a short skirt, tight top and high heels! :ninja:


Do you grow herbs?


Sorry Grouch, didn't mean to ignore you.

Not any more since the local cats used them as a toilet.

Nope. There's good and bad in all!


What sort of bed have you got?

Double divan, normal mattress.

Do you have a protector?

:unsure: I dont know.....


What is a protector?

A protector is one of those cover things that stops your mattress getting grubby. :)

Describe yourself in five words:

Lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely.

Same question, using different words.

Attractive, sexy, sensual, kind & non-judgemental....


What was your favourite toy as a child?

My Thomas the Tank trains :)

Favourite animal?

Rabbits


How many pets do you have?

One dog

Same question cos Im a lazy ****** and can't be arsed thinking of another one

One dog




CLI or BB?

Neither!


What is your favourite month of the year?

September



Should Russell Crowe share a cell with Michael Jackson?

Oooh why what's he done


did I miss something?

September



Should Russell Crowe share a cell with Michael Jackson?


Oh, yes please!

Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Anniston?

Jennifer Anniston


Do you like your house, and why?

It's ok, but it's costing me a fortune.


What do you think about big families?

I think they are great - I only wish I had grown up in a large family!


In your house/flat/shed, which room is your favourite?