Yes.

Have you ever met a nice South African?

Yes, I used to share a flat with one! He was quite sweet! Didn't to his fair share of the cleaning though! :angry:

Where are you going on your hols

Barcelona.

Do you prefer to be too hot or too cold?

Ni i have had loads of different jobs but have never done that.


Liam or Noel (Gallager)(Oasis)

Barcelona.

Do you prefer to be too hot or too cold?

Too cold. I like warming up.



Liam or Noel (Gallager)(Oasis)

Noel.



What's your favourite chinese takeaway meal?

Lemon Chicken.

Is the Queen an imposter?

Yes :laugh: and a poor imposter at that!


Pop or Rock?

Pop with a bit of soft rock.



Carpet or Wood?

Carpet.

Meatloaf or Nutroast?

Neither




Baked Apple or Apple pie?

Apple pie.

Pie or crumble?

Crumble







Steak & Kidney Pie or Steak & Kidney Pudding?

Neither!!

Beatles or Stones?

Stones!!

Good girls or bad??

good :bag:





Flip flops or sandals?

anything without heels...


sleep off a hangover, or attack it with pharmaceuticals?

A bit of both always works for me.




When you go to posh doo's, do you table dance in your high heels :laugh:

No, it seems you get up on the stage and do a number with the band :bag:


Who originally sang Something Stupid with Frank Sinatra?

Nancy Sinatra.

Do you use witch hazel?

Who originally sang Something Stupid with Frank Sinatra?

Nancy Sinatra

ooops we clashed again :laugh:Do you use witch hazel?

No

Ballroom dancing or disco dancing?

Disco.

I nipped in there again ils. Mine please.

Disco.

I nipped in there again ils. Mine please.

Edited :laugh:

Your turn again :D

Do you use witch hazel?

I used her and abused her in a former life when I was a warlock! :devil:


Do you like fish?

I like to watch them, not too eat them really...apart from a nice salmon, or even tuna - I like tuna sanwiches. I once had sword fish and that was nice. I don't like the bones. I like prawns though - are they a fish?


Roberto or Derek?

I like prawns though - are they a fish?





Crustaceans. :smartie:

Roberto or Derek?

Derek to stay, Rob to go.



Do you pick your feet?

No, they came with my body. I'm quite happy with them, though.



Is anyone in your family a nightmare when they've lost sleep?

No, they came with my body. I'm quite happy with them, though.



Is anyone in your family a nightmare when they've lost sleep?

Yes!! ME!

Have you ever sleptwalked, if yes where did you end up

Once, as a child. Woke up totally naked, apart from my anorak, coming out of the bathroom!

Have you ever fainted?

All the time as a teenager, I could do it to order!


have you ever had a really bad nosebleed?

Yes. I was flying down the wing towards the enemy try line until stopped dead by a French Navy fullback's forearm smash. Knocked me out and I bled for hours. I took no further part in the day.



Should they build a roof over each of the main courts at Wimbledon, or does our dodgy weather add to the charm of the event?

They should build roofs. Rain is not charming. Necessary. Functional. Not charming.

Do you sniff under your fingernails?

:unsure: No.


Should I?

Not obsessively, but many germs linger therein. :sick:

Who cuts your toenails?

Me :unsure: Not sure I could handle someone else doing it........



How long can you hold it when you're busting for a pee?

At the point of feeling like I'm "busting", probably about another 15-30 minutes, until it becomes ridiculous and painful.

Do you know anyone who has ever self-harmed?

Only involving alcohol..... :blush:



Do you think through your questions carefully in this thread? Or just put any old shít like some people?

Yes.

Have you had any thuderstorms yet?


Edit to say my answer was to Patsy's quesion.

answer to Groucho...
I always think through everything I put on this board.:wink2:


Same question as above

Only involving alcohol..... :blush:



Do you think through your questions carefully in this thread?

I think mine through very carefully depending upon my mood.
Whether or not I can be arsed to think.

Have you had any thuderstorms yet?

Just had a heavy downpour and now sunny again.

Do you like cabbage?

Yes.

Edited to Answer Andrea's westher question: FFS Ginge......this has been fully covered in another thread!!!!!


What is the most interesting thing you've pulled out of your teeth this week?

Someone else's toothbrush.

What colour is your toothbrush?

Purple

What kind of toothpaste do you use?

Colgate pump action! I love pump action!


Who do you think is the most attractive woman on the MB? And who's the biggest minger?

Whichever of the main brands is cheapest at the time of the weekly shop.

Do you miss the time when policemen were allowed to give you a clip around the ear?

Nope...never been clipped round anything by a policeman...



Is TV the child of the devil?

Who do you think is the most attractive woman on the MB?

Claire.

Who do you think is the least attractive?

Ant & Dec Lover :sick: I have lied to protect people's feelings!



Do you think it's better to look good or sound clever? Or look awful and sound stupid???

Yes, either. Thank you for noticing.

How many people from this board have you met?

2. I think that's enough. The rest of them are sad lonely anorak types!



What's the best thing about SO? Apart from the fact that it caters really well for people with no social life?

The recipes. which I have never even looked at

Would you not like to meet any more people from the board?What's wrong with me you poof?

They scare the shít out of me! :unsure: And I may not be able to control myself if I met you!



If you could have a pick of any part of SO life, what would you choose? No knob shots!

The bar. At least you could take the **** and blame the drink!
Is that what you meant? Would you like to see pictures of my children's first lock of hair?
What are you like when out of control?

No, I think some things are best kept amongst family. There's enough soppy stuff on here already!


When I'm out of control I'm fúcking brilliant!!!!!

Would you ever put something purple in your mouth? Except purple headed love hammer?????

Aubergines are nice.

Are you sweating now?

No, the air con is working very well. And I'm sitting here naked sucking a cucumber!


What part of your body sweats the most? when you're getting down and dirty?

In the following order = underneath my huge bosom, my head, my back then my legs and underarms.

Have you caught the sun this week?

No, not this week especially - but i did a bit last weekend.



If plastic surgery was an option, and didnt hurt and didnt cost a penny, what would you have done ?

Everything, as and when it became necessary.

Would you have any done now?

If i could afford it yes. I would have a breast reduction.




Do you pick your nose in the car (most men do :huh: )

If i could afford it yes. I would have a breast reduction.




Do you pick your nose in the car (most men do :huh: )


Yes, make sure it is a big, greasy one then flick it at the next passing pedestrian!

Have you ever been caught shop-lifting

No.

Have you ever shop-lifted?

Yes - when i was about 13 and trying to fit in with the 'in crowd'. I stole a variety of pencils and pens from Woolworths. A few days later my mates were caught whilst doing it, and spent a few hours in he local nick. I dred to think what my parents would of said if i had been caught. I still feel guilty about it now.



Do you have matching undies ?

Yes - when i was about 13 and trying to fit in with the 'in crowd'. I stole a variety of pencils and pens from Woolworths. A few days later my mates were caught whilst doing it, and spent a few hours in he local nick. I dred to think what my parents would of said if i had been caught. I still feel guilty about it now.



Do you have matching undies ?

Oh God yes!! I was shocked when I saw Sam doing her lap-dance to Anthony and she didn't have matching undies on!! :shocked:

Would you pay for sex if you hadn't had any nooky for a year?

No. I definately wouldnt. BUT if i was so desperate that i would consider paying - i would just pick a likely candidate and have an affair. Luckily the situation hasnt arisen though.




Do you have orgasms in your sleep ?

Do you have orgasms in your sleep ?

Yes



How many vibrators do you have?

About 3, but one fav :unsure:




Have you had an embarresing moment buying one ?

No, as I have never bought one


Have you?

Yep - i went into the Anne Summers shop and discreetly bought a vibrator hoping noone i knew was in there. Went to the counter and pushed it towards the sales assistant hoping she would get a move on as i wanted to get out of there, and she said at the top of her voice "WOULD YOU LIKE BATTERIES WITH THAT LUV". Everyone in the shop just stopped what they were saying / doing and starred at me :huh:



Do you use a duvet or a throw ?

Duvet



What do you wear in bed?

Nothing





Would you have an affair with a married man / woman ? (this is for any singletons really)

Would you have an affair with a married man / woman ? (this is for any singletons really)

Probably not if I knew they were married!


What is your favourite sexual position? been done before but always a good question!

hanging upside down from the chandalier :laugh:


tall dark and handsome or blonde and macho?

Tall, dark and handsome....but if he was younger than 30 I wouldn't care.

Books or films.

Films.

Tom or Gavin?

Tom and Gavin who?

I'll go for Gavin as it's my brothers name.



G-String or Big knickers?

Tom and Gavin who?

I'll go for Gavin as it's my brothers name.



G-String or Big knickers?


It was aimed at Cat, Bridge, but she's wandered off again. It's her age, you know.

Deffo big knickers.

Does your bra match your knickers?

Nope....most of the time I don't wear knickers so its pretty hit and miss anyway.


Aloe Vera or coconut.

Sometimes - life's too short to worry.


can you still get away with braless?

Aloe Vera or coconut.

Oooo, hang on. Coconut for smell, aloe vera for healing.

Sometimes - life's too short to worry.


can you still get away with braless?


No.

Are or have your breasts ever been long and white?

No.


Do you know they get bigger as you get older? :sad:

No! Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Do you welcome this process?

No, I quite liked 'em small and perky.

What do you worry about most about getting old?

What do you worry about most about getting old?

That I become grumpy and cynical. fnar fnar!



What do you miss most about being younger?

The little pert breasts I had and smooth skin.


Same question

The feeling that I had the time to become a complete success! as opposed to a middle-aged abject failure!



Do you find it amusing that Glastonbury is flooded?

*snigger*

Yes, but it is tradition.

What traditions are important to you?

That middle-aged, grumpy, cynical, breasted men get píssed on a Friday night! :w00t:


When was the last time you kissed a stranger?

last night

same question

last summer.


Same question.

So many years ago I cannot even remember! :sad:

Same question

About 5 years ago I think.

Same question.

August 2003.


Same question.

Seeing I have answered my past....how about my future....October 2005.
Islandman pucker up for me big boy......

Same question.

Future? Your neighbour's brother....... :devil: Line him up for me, baby.

Future? Your neighbour's brother....... :devil: Line him up for me, baby.

OK..bit to thick for me...then again, who wants conversation at 2am.

Question please.

Didn't he have a lovely little body though? Don't know about being thick. He was very drunk pretty and I gave him the benefit of the doubt. We could've 'ad 'im.

Aren't you Jo's aunty?

Yes.

Is Swerve wearing his new shirt or not..he's in the building, can you smell is wafter shave.

I can certainly smell something.

Daniel Cleaver or Mark Darcy? (I watched Bridget Jones this afternoon)

I can certainly smell something.

Daniel Cleaver or Mark Darcy? (I watched Bridget Jones this afternoon)

Oh, you know Max, that is a difficult one.......I'd need to check them out in the physical sense first! :devil:

Gold or Silver

Currently silver.

Can you ever be too thin?

Yes, but I doubt I'll ever be in danger of that.



What's the weirdest thing you ever ate?

Knowingly? Probably crocodile tail or impala.

Have you ever bitten into a bug in an apple or something similar?

Can't remember, but I expect so.


Have you?

No, thankfully.

Do you well up easily?

Under certain circumstances.




What's your favourite website, apart from this one?

Google...... :laugh:

If you could talk to anyone right now, who would it be?

Paula Yates- i would ask her why.

Who would you rather snog - John MCcrick or a slug? (this question is by my 10 year old daughter !!!!) :blink:

Paula Yates- i would ask her why.

Who would you rather snog - John MCcrick or a slug? (this question is by my 10 year old daughter !!!!) :blink:

A slug!

Who did Boris Becker beat in his first Wimbledon final? Mr B & I are at loggerheads on this one......... I really should google shoudln't I?

Kevin Curran!

What nationality was he? (KC that is)

Oh dear I thought it was Roscoe Tanner! I better pay up on my bet! :unsure:

What nationality was he? (KC that is)

Is was a South Africian but changed to American


Do you buy and sell on Ebay?

Have bought once.

If you had unlimited funds would you have bought Live8 tickets on Ebay?

Nope!

I am quite prepared to drool over Mr Gilmour from the comfort of my living room.

What's your cure for sunburn?

M

strong alcohol and wet towels

where is the worst place you've ever been sunburnt?

My bits.


Same question.

My Nipp-les ( i had to wear nip-ple shields on them, the shame) :bag:


If you found a £20 note on the street would you keep it or hand it in?

keep it :ninja:

If you found £500 would you keep it or hand it in?

Depends where I found it, but would keep it if I thought I could get away with it.

Whilst (tee-hee) walking through Sainsbury's, passing by the pick-'n-mix, seeing that the boxes are open, would you surreptitiously(sp) nick a sweet or two?

Of course, but I still can't say whil**

pads or tampons ?:ninja:

tampons



Do you prefer to sit in the sun or the shade on a baking hot day?

Shade mostly. Can't take the heat. Preferably, sun, shade, pool/sea, sun, shade, pool/sea, etc.....

Do you like playing in the waves?

No


Best beach you've ever been too?

Daytona Beach Florida :wink_kiss lots of georgous hunks on the beach.


Are you a Spam fan?

No - neither tinned nor in my inbox

Which is the correct finger to use when eating houmous straight from the tub?

No - neither tinned nor in my inbox

Which is the correct finger to use when eating houmous straight from the tub?


Umm what are Houmous? well a finger you haven't been picking your nose with would be good.



007 Sean or Rodger?

Houmous is a dippy thing made from chick peas, Bridge, and is scrummy but contains garlic which does not agree with me, unfortunately.

And in answer to your question - Sean

What's your favourite tipple?

Houmous is a dippy thing made from chick peas, Bridge, and is scrummy but contains garlic which does not agree with me, unfortunately.



What's your favourite tipple?

Oh thanks Max something i have learnt today.


what would you rather have :large bazooka's or tiny fried eggs? >B

oops i am jumping the gun here

my favourite tipple is Shandy i know i am so sad.

That is a tricky one Bridge. I suppose I'd have to go for the large, although I'd take a couple of fried eggs if it meant the rest of me was small.

What's your favourite day of the week?

Saturday, as long as I'm not working.

Can you remember the last time you weren't tired?

I'm only tired when I wake up in the morning and about an hour before I go to bed.

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Sandwiches. Does that count? One single item, I don't know, I'm so easily bored. Fruit, maybe.

Has the weather been crap all weekend?

Salmon


if you could only take two things on a desert island what would they be?

A ship and a crew!

Ladies. Do you still shave your armpits as regularly in the winter?

Yes of course...


Do you still shave your legs in the winter?

Yes of course...


Do you still shave your legs in the winter?

Honey, I shaved 'em for the first time since last summer just last week!

Will you be wearing a thong in the coming week?

No.

Do you ever go without a bra these days?

Ooops way out of turn.

Will you be wearing a thong in the coming week?

I always wear a thong if I am not commando!


Brazilian or Hollywood?

Do you ever go without a bra these days?

Not often


Should Wimbledon fortnight be a national holiday?

Yes


Brazilian or Hollywood?

Neither


Shave, wax or depilate?

Peruvian rainforest for me, I'm afraid.

Are you regular?

Shave, wax or depilate?

All 3 (at different times)

Are you regular?

No



How often do you clean your teeth?

At least twice a day :unsure:

Long hair or short?

For me, long. Never had it short. For others, whatever suits.

Men - hirsuit or hairless?

Long hair or short?

On men - short

On me - Long




Do you mind a hairy back on a man?

Short

Johnny Depp or Jude Law? :wub: PHOAR

My Hubby is hairy i hate it...............


Johnny Depp or Jude Law?

Johnny Depp

What is it about Jude Law anyway?

well he was good in Alfie but i prefer Johnny myself.



Would you have a threesome? ( i am not offering) Hee :angel_not

I have in the past - and very enjoyable it was, too - but I wouldn't do it now.



Is there anything quirky about your body?

No



When was the last time you fell asleep on your sofa?

This afternoon :ninja:

When was the last time you woke up on the sofa - and it was the next day?

Brown

If someone called someone Mr Jock what would it mean?

I have no idea. Isnt a 'jock' a radio presenter in the states. Or maybe they wear jock straps :w00t:




Whats your greatest fear ?

Not being able to take care of my family. (And obviously crying on national TV :wink2:)



What do your fingers smell of? (Cajun chicken for me!)

Dove body lotion and a small amount of nicotine i suppose. Wanna smell ?? :thumbsup:



Which star would you pick to be you in a film of your life ?

Danny DeVito. Though he's actually a bit taller and slimmer than I am...


What do you think of men with "shaped" pubic hair?

I think they need to get out more - and take male hormone injections. Leave the pube sculpting to us ladies.





Who is your fav comedian ?

Jo Brand i love her humour


If you went away on a girls weekend abroad and meet a georgeous hunk and i am talking drop dead georgeous here, would you be naughty and let him give you one if you had a partner back home?

If you went away on a girls weekend abroad and meet a georgeous hunk and i am talking drop dead georgeous here, would you be naughty and let him give you one if you had a partner back home?

Probably not!


Would you be shocked if one of the party that you went away with, who was middle 60's, spent the night with a 17 year old?

not shocked, jealous :devil:

would you be shocked if a 17 year old from your party spent the night with a 60 year old man?

would you be shocked if a 17 year old from your party spent the night with a 60 year old man?

Yes I would!


What is the age gap between you and your partner?

14 years

what is your biggest regret?

Marrying my first husband......

Q: How many lovers do you deem to be "too many" these days for a woman?

I try not to judge but above 20 would have me shocked!

What celebrity do you fancy that is a bit 'not the norm'? Mine is David Baddiel........there is something about his lips!

Robbie Coltraine as Cracker


Do you prefer coffee or tea?

Tea

What member of the same sex do you find attractive?

What member of the same sex do you find attractive?

I think Demi Moore is stunning!


Alan Rickman or Bruce Willis? Can you tell I have Die Hard on the TV?

Alan Rickman wins hands down. The sexiest voice on telly.

Do you realise we're closer to next Christmas than last?

Well, I do now.



ID Cards: yes or no?

Not bothered. I'll say yes.

Are your fingerprints in the police computer?

No.


Same question.

No.

If you could, would you go to "Glastonbury"?

I'm planning to go to the next one in two years time. :w00t:



Are you a mind reader?

Yes.

Meerkats. Does that answer your next question?

Good grief - yes!


How do you do it?

How do you do it?

With passion :naughty:


Have you ever had a job you have hated?

yes i once worked in a working mens club cleaning their loo's, there were some revolting sights i tell you.


Simon Cowell or Gordan Ramsey for a date which one would you choose?

Simon Cowell


Do you enjoy clubbing?

Yes. I've never like seals. :devil:


Do you enjoy breaking things?

Not any more, since I left primary school.

Do you keep your promises?

Yes, and I cross my heart and hope to die! Fingers crossed



How far can you fly un-assisted?

14 miles.

What was your favourite advert as a child?

Oh i loved the Yorki advert: the sad thing is i still remember the song: ~~~~ i found it from road to coast to coast, Yorki and me rolling on cause a long days run will be short of fun without Yorki to help me along, good rich and thick a milk choolate brick each bite a chunky big mouthful~~~~~

:w00t: :bag:


Dogs or Cats your favourite?

Dogs.

Have you ever eaten pet food?

Yuck ! No and i hope i never have too.


what is your favourite activity?

what is your favourite activity?

Sex


Same question?

wrestling small rodents.


and gardening.

island hopping on a small yaucht or crusing on a big liner?

[fek, we can dream can't we!! :laugh:]

Island hopping on a small yacht.


would you consider adopting a child?

would you consider adopting a child?

Not now, but when I was younger I think I might have, had I not been able to have my own children....


Who/What is your favourite cartoon character?

Taz.



(fun and pain) or (no fun and no pain)?

(fun and pain) or (no fun and no pain)?

Fun & Pain no contest!



Do you paint your toenails?

Nope:D

Where are you going for your holidays?

France if I ever get the time.........

Favourite time of the year for a holiday?

September, when there aren't so many Brits around.


Can you make your elbows touch behind your back? Bet you tried it.....

No :blink:



Do you have a logical brain?

Oh yes.

Do you have more than one "best friend"?

Not really.....got a few very good mates though.


Do you have any guilt associations with sex?

Hmmmmmmmm - no i dont think so :unsure: Should I :huh:




What form of contraception do you use ?

Ugliness.



Can you use chopsticks?

No - im hopeless with them and always request a fork. How common :ninja:




Are you a hopeless romantic ?

No, I'm a realistic one. :)



Do you get fed up with wall-to-wall Wimbledon during the second week?

I get fed up with Wimbledon full stop - but at least its not as 'in your face' as football when they get going.





Do you participate in any sport ?

Yes downing pints down the pub!


Would you rather be happy and poor or rich and miserable?

Would you rather be happy and poor or rich and miserable?

Happy and poor (no contest)



Crisps or Quavers?

Neither for me, thanks.



What's your favourite Christmas Carol?

What's your favourite Christmas Carol?


Away in a Manager



Were you married in church?

Yes.

Do you believe in renewing vows, or do you think it's an excuse for a party and prezzies?

Yes i do, i would love to renew my vows.


what qualities do you look for in a potential lover?

Money, great looks, a wife so as to avoid attachment, great SOH - and discretion. :wink2:


Are you a single or multiple sneezer?

Yes i do, i would love to renew my vows.


what qualities do you look for in a potential lover?

soft hands! :laugh:

same question!

Are you a single or multiple sneezer?


Multiple



Are you allergic to anything?

grass not the smoking kind LOL

which singer would you prefer to go and see in concert : Tom Jones or Julio Iglesis?

Tom Jones

Elton John - recent stuff or old stuff?

definately old stuff

Could you live in a caravan indefinately?

Could you live in a caravan indefinately?



No


Tent or Caravan? (for a weeks holiday in the UK)

Caravan

what deodourant do you use

what deodourant do you use

Anyone that is on special offer at Tesco's when I need to renew!


Tescos or Sainsburys?

Whatever.


How many times do you think that question has been asked?

No idea!



Do you enjoy going on a picnic?

No.....unless there is lot to do once I get to the picnic area...I have to be active when outside or I get bored very quickly! :bored:

What's that beneath your sofa?

Harry hair, Jacob fluff, and an abandoned Apricot Wheat.



Couples wearing matching clothes: smiley or cringey?

Cringey.

Do you own a Kagool?

Definately Cringey...these are the people I secretly mock! :laugh:


Ooo....Pats....I have a light wieght rain coat...sort of cagool but much trendier!

What day do your bins get emptied?

Ooh well done Coastie, just reminded me it's tomorrow.

But now is it recycle bin or ordinary bin?

It's schmooey bin for me tomorrow Andrea...I recycle next week!

what's your worst smell?

Sick

Dominant or dominated?

Oooo difficult one. Probably more on the dominant side.

Where are you more confident, at home or at work/play?

Take it in turns! (twice the fun)

Silver or gold?

M

Silver or gold?



Silver



What colour scheme have you got in your hall?

White with a handpainted blue tone movie reel fraise and soon to be balck frames n skirting with white doors....

Kangaroos or Wallabies?

Kangaroos or Wallabies?

Kangaroos



How far do you have to travel to your nearest City?

11 miles to our glorious capital. :)

How far do you have to travel to work?

About a mile


Same Question

Blimey you're lucky. About six miles.

Do you walk?

Most of the time yes!


How do you get to work, walk, bus, train, car?

Car, need it for work too. Drop youngest off at school on the way.

Do you use a dictionary regularly?

Yes, because I can't spell to save my life!



Do you drink tea from a cup or a mug?

From a cup with saucer.





Bone china or other ?

Bone China i'm not the Queen you know Hee.............. Other.


Indian take-away or Chinese ?

Chinese




Do you have a slogan on your mug?

Currently using son's Arsenal mug, funnily enough! Also have a Tigger one from Disneyland. Used to have Little Miss Sunshine, but it broke.

Do you keep a personal address/phone book by the phone?

No - i dont really phone anyone as i hate talking on them. I prefer text and email.



Do you keep a diary ?

I do, but never use it. Keep forgetting. :huh:

Filofax?

No. All in my head, which means I constantly double book and forget things!


A little black book?

Again, in my head. Safest place.

Pub lunch, restaurant or sandwich, for a weekday lunchtime?

A restaurant if it's with someone important or special. Then the pub. Then and only then, if there's nothing else available, a sandwich.


Do you like stuffing?

Yes. Eating it, but not doing it. Can't bring myself to stick my hand up a bird's bum, even if it is dead.

Where would you have lunch with your wife?

yes - taxidermy is my life.


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Are you cleverer than your boss?

Are you cleverer than your boss?

Yes

*haven't answered your question Patsy, as I don't have a wife*


Do you class yourself as a flirt?

yes - taxidermy is my life.


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Are you cleverer than your boss?

Don't have one!! :laugh:

Do you ever have the urge to drive into traffic cones when you are driving?