Actually, funnily enough yes. Too scared in case I have an accident though.

Do you class yourself as a flirt?

sokay ils.

Maybe a bit. :bag:

Is it legal for people who put traffic cones out just to save themselves a car space?

dashes off to Judgemental June while she still can!

Is it legal for people who put traffic cones out just to save themselves a car space?

dashes off to Judgemental June while she still can!

I should hope so!!

Do you get the minimum 8 hours sleep required most nights?

No. And if I'm in bed 8 hours, I sleep fitfully.

Heavy or light sleeper?

Im a heavy sleeper - and have many dreams.







Do you like feather pillows ?

I do, but have to sleep on a flat one now. :cry:

Duck or goose?

I prefer goose.




Do you get many PMs a day ?

Varies.

Do you give or receive the most rep?

Varies.

Do you give or receive the most rep?

Give, can't you tell!? ;)

Who was the last person you gave bad rep to? :devil:

Hmmmm i dont think i have .... maybe i should start :devil:





Do you wear wellies when its raining.

Do you wear wellies when its raining.

Only if I am going somewhere it will be muddy!



Do you have plain green wellies or fancy pattered ones?

green ones and black ones


do you have a raincoat?

green ones and black ones


do you have a raincoat?

Yes, a blue flowery one from Debenhams!

Have you made a will?

No - and i really should.




Do you have a joint or sole bank account.

Joint but just recently opened a single one for my business.

Do you pay money monthly to any charities?

No. ooo just thought of another one for JJ

Do you think the school summer fair and cricket match may be called off today?

If you have the same weather as we do down here...... Definitely!



Why do teenagers think you are their own personal taxi driver?

We are, by definition. It's the law.

Did you feel like that when you were a teenager?

I can't remember it was so long ago :laugh:



Do you ever video something but never watch it?

Yes, cant remember what her name was now.........


Do you have anything strange growing on your body?

Not currently. Had a ganglion once.

Are you using anything "prescribed"?

no


have you ever driven over the limit

Yes.

Have you ever been caught?

No, but I once drove into the local police station and asked if I could leave my car there overnight as I was too drunk to drive home.:bag:


Have you ever fare-dodged on public transport?

Yes.

Have you ever stolen anything as an adult?

Not really. I walked out of Costco with 24 kitchen rolls under my trolley the other week that I knew hadn't been scanned. :blush:



How are you at peeling prawns?

Fine, as long as they're not pregnant.

Have you ever eaten sheep brains?

No.

Can you pluck a chicken?

No.......I struggle plucking my eyebrows




Shall I have just one more beer?

Yes.

How many will that be?

4 in the last hour.... :)



potoates - boiled or roasted?

Boiled

Do you beleive it is possible to be faithful to one person for the rest of your life?

No way

Same question

I think it is possible!




Would you ever pay for sex?

Believe me, I'm paying.

Have you ever woken up next to someone you didn't recognise?

No.



Ever woken up next to someone you don't like?

Yes


Do you watch porn?

No.



Can you feel the force?

Hell Yeah !

What's the secret of a long and happy marriage?

Marry late!

Will the sun ever come out again today?

It's already out here!


Are you doing anything interesting tonight?

Nope, nothing at all - except watching BB.




Do you fantasize, and if so - about whom ?

Do you fantasize, and if so - about whom ?

Oh yes I do, about Donny Osmond of course!


Same question

England football team... Scottish football team... Welsh football team (maybe not)... any football team. Any rugby team, any team of males anywhere playing anything :D

How many people can you anger in one day?

Hmmmm, noone - but if i tried quite a few i would expect.




Whats your favourite dinner ?

Sunday roast


If you forget your wifes/hubbys wedding anniversary how would you make it up to them?

Give him a BJ!

Have you ever forgotton their birthday?

No, Mr B's is on 5th November, his mum always says there were fireworks that night!!

Have they ever forgotten your birthday

Most peole close to me never forget, but my brother forgets every year. My birthday is in January and I'm lucky if I get a present by March!

When was the last time someone told you a secret that bothered you?

Most peole close to me never forget, but my brother forgets every year. My birthday is in January and I'm lucky if I get a present by March!

When was the last time someone told you a secret that bothered you?

Yesterday

have you ever repeated a secret that you swore never to repeat

have you ever repeated a secret that you swore never to repeat

No never

If you employer made a mistake and overpaid you for overtime you hadn't done- would you inform them of the mistake or keep quiet?

I'd inform them.



Do you have any dark secrets?

No. I never learned to keep my mouth shut.

What's the most unexpected thing that's ever happened to you?

Getting pregnant a 2nd time after 5 years of trying!

Who do you want to win Wimbledon this year (men & women)?

well i don't know, i wanted Goran Ivansevic to win then found out he was'nt playing :mad2:



which one of these would you prefer to live in? A beach house, a sprawling Mansion, or a picturesque cottage?

A beach house (with a boat hauled up in front).



Same question.

A sprawling Mansion



Do you have anyone on ignore on this forum?

No, but there have been people in the past that I overlooked.

Men....are they just weak women in disquise?

No. A women would pick something a bit more stylish.

Does anyone know when Robbie Williams will be on Live8?

No, but then I'm not a great fan of his.

Keane have been on...did you see them?

Yes. They were just....average. Too many album bands on.

Do they write them like they used to?

I'm not sure Fee (I'm not a music person really)

Annie Lennox....attrative or pug?

Stunning pug

Chinese or Indian takeaway?

Indian, no doubt.

Brad Pitt or Colin Farrell

Indian, no doubt.

Brad Pitt or Colin Farrell

Oh Brad Pitt anytime! I don't get the hype with Colin Farrell :sick:

Who do you think will be up for nomination in the BB house next week?

Craig and Eugene

Do you post on the board when you are spliced?

I have done

Same Question

No, never :Pinnocchio:


How tired are you right now on a scale of 1-10?

1=Wide awake, 10=Dead

1

Same question

1

Clingfilm....is it a menace?

Oh no - it is very useful for putting over peoples mouths when they won't shut up!


What colour is your front door?

Blue

What colour is your back entrance?

:ohmy: Oh, my back gate? Wooden.

Has Normal1 just posted and bug gered off just to annoy me?

Probably :laugh:

Are women more honest than men?

No. They're just better liars.

Are you watching the tennis?

I was but it has been rained off....



Who do you want to win?

Can't decide. Don't mind really.

Are you having a chore-free day?

A chore free day -whats that? I wish.


Who is your fashion icon: Victoria Beckham, Kate Moss, Sienna Miller, or Chris Evans.

None of them!



Do you follow fashion or do your own thing?

Bit of both really.


favourite fashion era?

Sixties:blush:

How many credit cards do you own?

I have 2


What is your favourite childrens film?

Me and my kids love "The Goonies" film.

what is your favourite comedy ever?

All Of Me.



Have you ever been hypnotised?

:laugh: The courtroom scene

Yes

Has Steve Martin lost himself up his own ar$e?

Quite possibly, but it's a richly comic seam for him to mine. :)



Should Ryvita be banned?

Yes



Would you eat garlic on a first date?

Hell, yeah!!

What wouldn't you eat on a first date?

Spag Bol


What is your favourite pudding?

lemon runny thing, or creme brulee
Oi! I'm on a diet here...

Favourite starter?

Melon.




Favourite restaurant?

Blue Ginger - local Indian



favourite tv programme

An international rugby match involving any of the home nations.



Same question.

Well i love America's next top model.

If you did'nt want someone you loved to marry someone else would you gatecrash the wedding, when the vicar says "If anyone knows of any reason why these two should not be married they should speak now" would you speak up?

No...



What have you had for breakfast today?

Branflakes and sultanas.



How many times did yuo get drunk over the last seven days?

How many times did yuo get drunk over the last seven days?


None :sad:


Same Question

About 7 times :blush:




Are you allowed to come on here whilst at work ?

If we aren't busy


How many hours a week do you work?

For the next six weeks - none :laugh:

Who would you most like to meet?

Meatloaf (my favourite singer) :wub:


If you won a million on the lottery what's the first thing you would do?

Buy a new car. I hate the bus im having to drive at the moment, and long for an MR2 or another MGF





Do you use a credit card ?

I try not to use my credit cards as i hate the bill at the end of the month!


What do you look like first thing in the morning? Hee

Like something out of a horror movie - all wild hair, squinty eyes (as i havent got my lenses in) and pale skin :ninja:





Do you wear thongs ?

Only if absolute nessesary like if i am wearing white trousers or something.


Would you sunbathe completely nude in your back garden?

No, because it is overlooked and I wouldn't want to embarrass my children



Same question

well i could if i wanted too because naturists live next door !!!! :blush: but No i don't think so.


i know this question is a bit morbid but if you could take 3 things with you to your grave what would they be?

Pictures of my family, pictures of my pets ..... and a very loud whistle just in case.





Do you wish to be buried or cremated.

definately buried i have a severe reaction to Heat !!!! :w00t:




what was the happiest thing you can remember about your childhood?

Making petal perfume on the front lawn with my best friend. I spent many an hour plucking my dads poor roses to make some vile smelling cr*p that i made my mother wear :ninja:



Were you a tom boy or a girly girl. Or alternatively if a man answers, a boys boy or did you like playing with dolls.

Oh i was definately a tom boy, climbing trees and refusing to wear skirts.



did you enjoy Live 8? and who do you think was the best artist?

I didnt watch a single second of it - sorry.




Can you send pictures on your mobile phone (cos i cant and im peed off about it)

No - mine doesn't do pictures!




Pay as you go or contract?

Contract



Do you wear glasses - if so, do you wear glasses or contact lenses ?

Glasses. I had to wear contacts in my old job and hated them.




Does your right arm get more tanned than your left arm?

Lol - no - i tend to tan pretty evenly.




Do you drink squash ? If so, whats your fav flavour ? (mines lemon)

Yes - Summerfruits is my favourite at the moment but I do like Apple and Strawberry nearly as much


Do you drink the required 2 litres of water a day?

No - i would be on the loo all day. I probably only have one glass a day. Im not one of lifes drinkers ... well of water anyway !!!





Which era of fashion was your fav ?

Which era of fashion was your fav ?

I don't really have one!


Have you ever had a Brazilian or Hollywood bikini wax?

nope - I would love too but I'm scared :blush:

what's your favourite poem?

Slumber-song by Siegfried Sassoon

favourite book?

Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown


[B]what is your most irritating habit - be honest![/B

I Fart in bed (well you did ask)

Same Question

I fart everywhere :blush:

what is your favourite hobby

Socialising



Do you have a digital camera and if so what make is it?

Fuji





Do you like Bran Flakes??

NO...they taste like cardboard!

Do you worry about how big your bum looks?

Constantly.

Can your bottom still fit onto the seat of a child's swing?

giggle..yes.

Do you ever wish you could design your own shoes and get them made but at a reasonable cost?

Yes...I want to design my own everything simply because I often don't like what's out there!

Cows or Mice?

Mice - there's a lot less s**t to clean up

Battery toothbrush or manual?

Manuel

What's the fisrt thing you do when you get up in the morning?

Curse!!


Do you buy things from Past Times shop?

No.



If a marriage or any other significant relationship reached the point where your own personal happiness could not co-exist with the personal happiness of the other, which would take precedence for you?

Oh this is a tough one, it would depend how unhappy i was i suppose , and it would be hard to walk away from a marriage if there were kids involved, but both parties have to be happy for it to work don't they.


What is the worst moment in your life?

Deep grief, after my friend died in action because of utter incompetence displayed by a very senior officer, and impotent rage at the quiet manner in which the offender was shuffled off into retirement on full pay. Worst time of my life.




Holidays: action-filled or peaceful relaxation?

Bit of both. I love the odd day slobbing on the beach, but I like to get out and about doing stuff too. Holiday nights are all action packed :devil:


If you could have an extra day off each week, what day would you opt for?

peaceful relaxation. I love pool holidays with fun in the evenings.




When was the last time you cried ?

Bit of both. I love the odd day slobbing on the beach, but I like to get out and about doing stuff too. Holiday nights are all action packed :devil:


If you could have an extra day off each week, what day would you opt for?

I think I'd opt for a Monday, if I've worked on the Saturday, so that I still have 2 days together. Or a Friday, if I'm not working Saturday so that I have a nice long weekend.

When was the last time you cried ?
Last night. Programme about orphaned elephant nursery. :cry:

Do you drink plain water, or do you have to flavour it?

I like both - but at work i flavour it as the water is cloudy and horrid to look at :unsure:




When did you last have food poisoning ?

Never had it! Had dysentry in Uganda but nope never had food poisoning dispite some of the places I have travelled and the things I have eaten! :shocking:

What food has given you food poisoning?

I have only had two doses of food poisoning. The worst was prawns at my brother in laws wedding. Half the guests went down with chronic poisoning, but luckily the bride and groom were ok. Both Mr.B and i had it, and we were fighting over who had the loo and who had the bath :huh: The 2nd time was in Portugal, and the piri piri chicken which wasnt cooked properly.

So in answer to your question - chicken and prawns.




Do you send text messages ?

Yes.

Have you mastered pre-emptive text?

I don't use it!


Who was the last person you texted?

An ex-boyfriend! :w00t:

Have you stayed friendly with any exes?

Just the one!



Is there an ex you would go back to, if you had the chance?

God NO! i would'nt wnat to re-live those moments again.


what car do you drive? and if you could choose any car of your dreams what would it be?

A Ford Focus Flight and I don't have a car of my dreams, as far as I am concerned they are something that get you from A to B



Same question

Dennis. Ideal car Aston Martin DB9.


Which film have you seen the most times?

Grease



John Travolta - hot or not?

NOT!

Dungarees or Hot Pants?

Dungarees


Headache or Toothache?

Headache

Fart in the face or poo on the hand?

Both, please, along with a sackcloth shirt and ashes shampoo.



What's the loneliest sound in the world?

Poo on the hand definately


what kind of soap do you use

Anything on offer in Tescos. Im really not fussy.





Loofah or sponge

Loofah


bath or shower

bath or shower

Shower



Playstation or Xbox?

Neither - I'm dreadful at them - I'm still at Sonic the Hedgehog level! :laugh:


Live Aid or Live 8

Live Aid for me, but that's probably just because of my age. And the weather was better!

Have you got in touch with any old friends lately?

Erm....no not really.... :unsure:

Howmany roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

Depends how windy he is.



Which Simpson do you have the strongest feelings for?

Homer - he makes me howl


what time do you normally go to bed

Around Midnight!


What time do you normally get up?

6.30/6.45


do you paint your toenails

All the time!



Do you paint your fingernails?

No, I haven't really got any to paint.

What's your favourite colour of nail polish?

At the moment - Sparkly Pink (Wishing on a Star)



What colour is your handbag?

I dont have one. The only bag I have is fleshy pink. Hope that helps. :thumbsup:


Are you still self aware when you're really, really píssed?

*it was very helpful thank you Grouch!*
Are you still self aware when you're really, really píssed?


Unfortunately no!


About what time does your post arrive in the morning/afternoon?

Not really sure. It's always there when I get home from work. I think it varies, from what the neighbours say.

Do your neighbours know the very second that a mouse pushes a pebble 300 yards away, but never quite seem to hear your car being broken into?

Not really sure. It's always there when I get home from work. I think it varies, from what the neighbours say.

Do your neighbours know the very second that a mouse pushes a pebble 300 yards away, but never quite seem to hear your car being broken into?

Dont know. I shall go and ask :)


How many pint glasses can you carry at once?

How many pint glasses can you carry at once?


2 one in each hand!


Have you ever worked as a barman/woman?

Yes..tons of time.The Danes are the most polite.

What is the nicest feature about the area you live?

What is the nicest feature about the area you live?

Living by the sea!



Are you excited London has won the bid to stage the 2012 Olympics?

heehee...NO.

Has London ever hosted the olympics before...(I think they did..back in the 30's?)

Yes....it was during the war when no one else wanted to do it!

Have you ever pooted in front of your boss?

Yes....it was during the war when no one else wanted to do it!

Have you ever pooted in front of your boss?
No, but she has in front of me.............several times.............. :sick:
and she belches too




gold or silver jewllery? (argoos do a nice line in both)

Silver or white gold for me






How many rings do you wear?

3 my wedding ring, engagement ring, and eternity ring! that's a lot of Rings!!


Do you think the goverment is doing enough to stop teenage pregancies? as UK has the higest teenage rate in Europe. :blink:

The Government is getting all these stupid young girls pregnant???? :shocking: :shocking: :shocking:


Do you think the parents of troublesome, misfitting and wasteful kids are too eager to blame some higher authority?

Absolutely. I blame their parents.

Are you a winker?

Yes, I wink more than is probably healthy for me. I'll probably go blind :wink2:


Do you hang around on SO longer than you should waiting for something interesting to happen?

Yes.

Why is that, do you think?

Delusional optimism I guess.


If you took part in London 2012, what would your event be?

Pie Eating!

Are you likely to go to the Olympics?

Not sure as 7 years is a long way off, but I would like to!


How close is the nearest pub to you?

The nearest one is about 10 mins walk away, but the one we go to is 10 mins drive away.





Are you in support of the London Olympics ?

Yes!


What sport did you shine at, at school?

Just down the road, which is great as easy to stagger home to!

I'm buying what drink you having?

Groucho i did not say the goverment are getting the teenage girls pregnant, although i am sure some politicians would be up for it !!!!!!!! :laugh:

Champers please Bridge :wine:


What sport did you shine at, at school?

Erm...
I don't think I did...
Maybe just running! (Away from the teachers!)

What subject did you enjoy most at school?

well when i was there, it was Art, i loved it.


did you have a crush on a teacher when you were younger?

No


How many family photo's do you have on display?

Not that many ,about 5 of my two kids.


Do you think Public or Private schooling is best?

Public


If you won the lottery & intended to quit your job, would you work your notice?

No way!!! i am self employed !!!!!!! :laugh:


if you won big on the lottery would you give any of the money to charity or family?

yes

if you won big on the lottery, what is the first thing you would buy?

My house !!!


My sister never play's the lottery and has no interest in winning any money is she mad?

No, but obviously content. :unsure:

Do you have any unprocessed pictures on your camera?

Yes of Tom Cruise and my family!

Dark or light trousers?

Dark in the winter, light in the summer!



Do you have an answerphone?

BT callminder.

If your phone rings only once, do you do 1471?

Absolutely!



Can you bear to let the phone ring without answering it if you're busy?

Yes because the people who I might want to talk to in my life have my mobile number...every one gets my home number as I'm never there and if I am and busy I don't bother answering it.

Bad breath or body odour?

Bad Breath


Can you speak another language?

No but I can do a few accents! :laugh:

Walk a tighrope or swim with sharks?

walk a tightrope

describe how you feel about Jacques Chirac (in 1 word)

Stupid



whats your fav choccie bar ?

I love Double Decker yum.


describe yourself in 3 words.

Shy, senstive & kind



Same Question

Fat, drunk, stupid. Or is that how I would like to be???



If roses are red and violets are blue, how green is my valley?

Fat, drunk, stupid. Or is that how I would like to be???



If roses are red and violets are blue, how green is my valley?
Depends when you last washed it!



Do you get on with your in laws? (if you have them)

Yes, they are pretty good really, although I still manage to find fault! :wink2:


Do you get on with your partner more or less than 50% of the time?

More than 50%. He is a good man really....


when did you last change a nappy?

oh my about 5 years ago and i am not doing another one!


I have a horrible mother in law, what about you?

Yup, she's hell on wheels. A living bloody nightmare.



What's the most frightening experience you ever had?

it was when i gave birth to my daughter, she was born in distress and floppy, very scary.


Do you think marriage is an institution?

Yup, she's hell on wheels. A living bloody nightmare.



What's the most frightening experience you ever had?
Meeting my mother in law for the first time......she didn't speak to me!!



How many children do you have? and would you like more?

i have 2 a boy 6 and a girl 10, and NO i don't wnat any more thank's.


Do you think marriage is an institution?

i have 2 a boy 6 and a girl 10, and NO i don't wnat any more thank's.


Do you think marriage is an institution?
I have been married for 15 years - so no I don't



which are easier boys or girls?

definately Girls

Do you have any Gnome ornaments in your garden? hee

Sadly not, as we live in a nice area. :sleep:


What colour is your front door?

Blue.

What is the favoured garden ornament for the aspirational classes this year?

A mock victorian style conservatory ;)

What's the favoured garden ornament for the financially challenged this year?

A large red light :ninja:

What's the current going rate in Bognor?

Sod it - I answered a question that was already answered before I posted!

Emmm - don't understand the Bognor question. Going rate for what????? I can only think of rude things.....

Do you iron your bed linen?

No, but I live with someone who does.



Do you iron your underwear?

I don't iron anything that is not on public show.......
Mr B asked me once why I didn't iron his boxer shorts (shortly after we got married)I replied that if he wanted his frigginpants ironed he should take them to his friggin mother


Chinese or Indian takeaway
looking for inspiration - not cooking tonight!!

Chinese.



Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

A large red light :ninja:

What's the current going rate in Bognor?

Shouldn't that be the current coming rate in Bognor :laugh:

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

They long to be close to you Dab

Cigarettes or roll-ups or none?

:laugh: I don't think so, Crit!

None for me, ta.



Why do bees buzz?

Because if they trumpeted, they'd be elephants.

Has anyone come close to replacing Steve McQueen in the cool stakes?

Probably not.


Are you going to watch Bullitt on TCM this evening?

Hell yeah :laugh:

Can some movies rise above shocking continuity?

Hell yeah :laugh:



Was Bogart sexy in The African Queen?

:sick: Have never 'got' Bogart

Does Lauren Bacall still have 'it' at 81?

Well, she looks pretty fit for her age. And if you were 70, then yeah - maybe she does still have "it".

Have you ever experimented with Fengu Shuii in your home?

I struggle with mastering a vacuum cleaner, so no!!

have you ever met anyone for whom feng shui has worked?

My old boss believed it worked. He spent a fortune on it.......the woman had him change the office layout, the carpet tile design, the plants, the door we came into the office through, the colour of the chairs.......she came in once a month, on a very nice retainer, so it definitely worked for her!


Who was the last person you took a photo of?

My daughter.



What does the tooth fairy do with them all?

what the teeth you mean? well my 6 year old tell's me the tooth fairys make milk out of it!!! hence the name milk teeth. :blink:


if you had a toddler with you shopping and yelling its head off for a toy ,really having a tantrum, would you give in just to keep the peace?

No!


Do your children still believe in Father Christmas?

Hey i STILL beleive in Father Christmas!! :laugh: , my two still beleive , i am a bit surprised my 10 year old still does but there you go.



What are you hoping t get for Christmas this year?

A lottery win!!!


Can the weather be too hot for you? (sorry if it's been done before)

Yes, especially when its as humid as this :)


Best drink for cooling down?

M

Gin and tonic .... yummy.




Sex with the light on or off ?

Sex with the light on or off ?

On of course, I like to see what I am doing?


Do you prefer to give or recieve?

oooooo bit of both really :wink_kiss

Best se-x outdoors or indoors?

Indoors.

With or without danger/risk?