With.



Has the board ever been this quiet before?

ummmm NO, where is everyone?


have you ever swam naked in the ocean?

Has the board ever been this quiet before?

Yes!



Why do you think the forum is so quiet?

Because everyone is off lolling in the sun or sitting by the lake eating magnums.


CAN YOU/DO YOU SING?

I do sing but some people would say I can't:w00t:


Ice cream or ice lollies?

Both...


WHO IS VANESSA FELZ?

She was a chat show host, who was famed for being fat and proud. She then went on Celebrity Big Brother and went a bit loopy loo. She has the kind of voicey that makes you automatically want to punch her instinctively.




Does that answer your question ?

Yes..thank you.I read about her in the paper today..giving out about liz hurley, and her recent comments.


Do you think liz hurley needs a good feed of spuds? :-)

Yes



What is your favourite city in the world?

Liverpool.



Do you ever dress up for bedroom fun? (Yes, I'm watching This Morning... :) )

oh yes i dress as Po and my hubbie dresses as Tinky Winky. :laugh:



would you ever do a streak across a football field when a match was on?

would you ever do a streak across a football field when a match was on?

No (I would be too busy watching the football)


Have you ever been to a FA Cup Final at Wembley Stadium?

God No i can't stand football, it should be banned! :bag: (Bridge legs it)



Do you write poetry?

No..



Do you wear a watch?

I do. I feel naked without one.......apart from on holiday and then I don't bother at all........





How often do you wash your hair?

Every other day!


Do you use a 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner or seperate ones?

Separate


How many remote controls to hand at the moment?

None cause they are in the other room.

Who has control of the remote?

Whoever gets to it first :laugh:


Do you wear glasses/contacts?

I wear both. Today i am wearing glasses, tomorrow will probably be contacts.



Can you control your emotions ?

no, but I try to control my behaviour.


Can I go to the beach now?

Yes but don't forget your sun cream and arm bands.

How excited should I be about this weekend?

Very!



Do you dunk?

No only for dunking apples at Hallowen.


have you ever come out of a toilet with your skirt tucked in your knickers?

Not that I remember :ninja:


One for the ladies - have you ever used a mens toilet when there has been a queue for the ladies?

I have done this when absolutely nessessary .......... :blush:




If you had a disability how would you cope with it?

Probably very badly, I'm ashamed to say.

What was the first concert you went to?

i will never live this down but it was Gary Glitter, (well it was a free ticket you understand) :ninja:



what would be your ideal job?

Fee - The Osmonds Earls Court 1975


Bridge - A Lady that Lunched :laugh:






Who would you like to see next in concert?

James Blunt COR!



same question

I have tickets to see Donny Osmond in October :wub:



Have you anything planned for August Bank Holiday Monday yet?

Rolling Stones

Marks and Spencers - should they just give up?


ooops -got distracted - just ignore me :laugh:

I will be flying back from Madeira on that day.


who is your favourite Osmond Brother?

Marks and Spencers - should they just give up?


well the clothes are a bit naff are'nt they? but the knickers are good.

who is your favourite Osmond Brother?

Donny


Are you easily distracted? :ninja:

What did you say?

Moo or Bray?

Bray. Love an ass.

Give up beer or cheese?

I've had to give up cheese recently. Hated the thought, but I'm coping fine. Give up beer, though? Noooooooooooooooooooo.......



If you'd just had a very disappointing day, what would you do to brighten life up this evening?

Pick an argument and go to bed early. OR eat something you shouldn't and watch something you love.

Should I wear the grey or cream trousers tomorrow?

Cream. It's going to be hot and grey will show your árse sweat :wink_kiss


What will you be drinking this evening?

Beer


What are you drinking?

About to make a hot chocolate, as a matter of fact. AND I'm wearing my grey trousers. :glare:

Are you a creature of habit or unhindered by boundaries?

I think the former, though pining to be the latter.


What is your favourite flavour ice cream?

Cherry Garcia

Do you sleep well after Crimewatch, or have nightmares?

Sleep well, I don't watch it.

So you think I'm gonna get a full house?

No! :bag:



Have you had a thunderstorm today where you are?

No we haven't, not yet.

Why have I gone all insane tonight when I am quite sober?

Because you are home alone (well almost)



Are you a night owl or an early bird?

Night owl as you can probably tell.

Have you ever had an overnight stay at a hospital?

Yes - 4 times



Have you ever had an operation?

i have had my tonsils and wisdom teeth out but thats it. :shocking:




how would you cope if you had to give birth to Quad's? (trying not to laugh)

Painfully :laugh:



Do you have a large extended family?

Yeah. My husband is one of 5 children, and they have all married and had kids so the family is rather huge. I love it though :w00t:




Have you ever been camping ?

Yes. In my younger years




Tent or Hotel?

Hotel i think .... tents are nice, but i like the luxury of a hotel.




Have you / would you ever go to see a shrink ?

I used to see one every six months as part of my job. I'm one of those "certified sane" weirdos. :wacko:



Isn't it about time we had some rain?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!



Are you a party animal?

Sometimes, but I also like to be alone sometimes. Mostly I enjoy the intimate company of close friends.




How about a nice brief hail shower, just to cool things down a bit?

Yes..a nice little hail storm, but not until late September.



What song do you hope to hear on the radio today?

Barry Manilow - Could It Be Magic



What song brings back the happiest memories for you?

That really awful 80's song called 'I wanna wake up with you'. It brings back memories of a family holiday in Tunisia and the live band every night in the hotel sang this song - but they couldnt sing the words correctly and i used to wet myself laughing with my mum nightly. They were fabulously bad :w00t:



What song brings back sad memories ?

The Blowers Daughter..by damien rice.
the gentle music and girl at the end reminds me of someone who went through an awfully sad time.


What song evokes happy memories?

Car Wash. I was in Rio when this was out, performing wonderfully as a happy member of the British Olympic Shagging Team (RN Branch).




What (and where and why) was the wildest time you ever had?

Summer of '76. But it was illegal.

Does getting old suck big time?

Yes. :cry: That's why I'm not.

Do you have a big ar$e and are you worried by it?

It certainly does. So much so that i now lie about my age - and slap on sooooo much cream at night that if Mr.B tried to catch me i would slip out of his hands.




What do you wear in bed ?

Pants and a loose fitting old tee-shirt.


Do you have a big ar$e and are you worried by it?

Yes .... and no. I do have a large **** but im not unduly worried about it. Its a part of me, so i have to try and love it .... dont i :huh:





Do you have cellulite (sp) ?

Just a little :bag:

Are your wrists disproportionate to your ankles?

No - i have small wrists and small ankles. Its the only part of me that is small !!!




Do you wear a wedding ring ?

No, my bones are all well-proportioned and yes, I wear a wedding ring.



Who would like to see Patsy's big ar$e?

No, I have two of each -edit: not arses, one is quite enough, thank you.

How can you tell if they are?

He spends a lot of time alone, if you know what I mean. :bag:

Do you have any prominent features?

Intelligence

What feature would you change if you could?

My eyes..i'd love brown eyes...and i have tried tinted lenses but they dont' work.


Same question.

My age

What car would you buy if you had unlimited funds?

I would buy an MR2. They arent too expensive and i have always wanted one.




Are you into gadgets and gizmos ?

No..not at all...like...I know what stuff is...
and what it does...but apart from an ipod...not at all.


Are you on a diet at the moment? :-O

No - im not a big believer in diets, i would rather try and eat healthily (she says stuffing a cake into her mouth !!)





Do you have any plans for this weekend ?

I am playing a football match in Kilkenny on saturday morning...at the crack of dawn! And then all of us..winners and loosers are off to the castle grounds for a pic-i-nik.
Should be fab.


Do you think we will whop their butts in the football?

Of course you will :thumbsup:



When did you last attend a wedding ?

I really can't remember! It was probably my brother in laws which was about 8 years ago. I do love a wedding though.

Of the countries you've visited, which did you like the most?

England, I think.......a bit controversial there....


Do you have an irrational dislike for anyone on the MB?

Don't think so. Got a couple of rational ones, though.



Why do Danes go to all the trouble of writing Os when they're only going to cross them out again?

No idea!


Have you ever considered becoming a vegetarian?

I tried it once when I was very young, whole family did for a week.

Never again.

I love my meat!!! You can't beat a nice steak!

Have you ever known anyone with a pet gnu?

Have you ever known anyone with a pet gnu?




No :shocking:


How many hours a week do you work?

As little as possible :w00t:

A girl i once worked with used to spit in the boss's coffee when he had annoyed her, would you do such a thing? :huh:

No :shocking:




What is your favourite TV program at the moment?

Big Brother


Would you like to take a rocket into space?

No - as I find flying stressful enough!



How many clocks do you have in your home?

3 clocks (one in front room...one in bedroom...one travel clock)

Are you good at keeping secrets?

Yes!



How far are you away from the sea?

How far are you away from the sea?


2 minutes from the sea.


When were you last surprised?

When I received an unexpected phone call a few days ago...

What do you look for first in potential totty?

When I received an unexpected phone call a few days ago...

What do you look for first in potential totty?

I thought you wrote potty :w00t:

great eyes


What has been your toughest challenge?

Buying my first home.

If you were to meet Micheal Winner in the super market what would you do?

Buying my first home.

If you were to meet Micheal Winner in the super market what would you do?

Measure his girth (nursing instinct never dies)

What was your last awkward moment?

Buying my first home.

If you were to meet Micheal Winner in the super market what would you do?

run up behind him and shout out "it's only a commercial"....



can you remember the names of everyone you've had sex with?

Measure his girth (nursing instinct never dies)

What was your last awkward moment?

walking out of a meeting cos I needed to break wind!! :bag:

can you remember the names of everyone you've had sex with?

Yes



Same question

Yes



Same question

good grief ... no i can't!! (0h my god ... am I the biggest slut on the board!)



have you ever stolen a library book?

No


Do you have false teeth?

Yes but I wasn't aware until 10 years later that I had done! :sad: It was a book called - Richard Scareys Busiest People Ever - which I had obviously borrowed from the library when I was 4 and it had become lost in the toy box...I loved that book and alwys assumed it was mine! :sad: Does this make me a bad person :cry:


ILS - no


Do you think that bosses should put punch bags into offices?

Do you have false teeth?

No

Is there anyone at work you have your eye on?

Only the visiting IT guy and he only comes round once every couple of months... :cry:

How much to sniff someone elses arm pit?

Do you think that bosses should put punch bags into offices?

__________________
No, but I think the joy of kickboxing should be experienced by all.


What makes you feel sluggish?

Hayfever

How much to sniff someone elses arm pit?

Hayfever

How much to sniff someone elses arm pit?

I've smelt worse.

How much are you offering? (cash only)

Hayfever

How much to sniff someone elses arm pit?

I;ve only ever done this involuntarily ... I can't imagine there's enough money in the world to make me do it for any other reason!!


Have you ever wee'd in the local swimming pool?

Not in my local pool , but abroad I have :bag: and they had put this chemical stuff into it that glows green when someone pees in the water, oh my God the shame!!


If you could ask Saddam Hessian 3 questions what would they be?

A) Tell me your story..
B) Can I have the name of your tailor
C) Can I ask some more guestions...you moron


CAn you rememebre what you were doing this time last week...

I was at lakeside retail park.


Do your ears stick out?

No they dont ...... i dont think :huh:




Who is your fav comedian ?

At the moment, probably Peter Kay.

Have you checked yourself lately, if you know what I mean?

Actually, I don't know exactly what you mean.



What exactly do you mean?

You know.......... down there. Or up here.

Now do you know?

Yes and yes. I thought that was what you meant but wasn't sure.



Have you?

No i havent, but i really should. Have many a family member who have had cancer - so im naughty.



Do you have high blood pressure ?

No. Low.

Have you had a cholesterol test?

No i havent. Do people over a certain age have to have those ??




have you been to a fancy dress party - and if so, what were you ?

yes i dressed up last Hallowen well actaully i was forced by my kids to dress up as Mortica! :ohmy:


What kind of style in your home do you like? I like Victorian stuff.

Minimalist, relaxing colours.


Do you have a nagging medical issue that you haven't addressed yet?

Several.

Same question.

yes but i am too embaressed to say what it is. :sad:


what season do you prefer Summer, Winter, Spring or Autumn?

Spring. I love it - seeing the birds nesting, and being able to go outside without a coat on .... and looking forward to the long summer nights.





Do you prefer wearing summer clothes or winter clothes ?

Summer - less is best!


What is your favourite item of clothing?

Diamond studded cod piece.

Do you suffer fools gladly?

Yes .... i put up with you :w00t:





Do you always apply suntan lotion when sun bathing ?

Yes because i don't want to turn into Keith Richards :w00t:



Who is your favourite Rolling Stone (Alive or Dead)?

They're all still alive, aren't they?



Do you have long or short legs?

I am a munchkin so i have short legs!


Do you have nice next door neighbours?

I only have one neighbour - and he scares the pants off me .... although im sure he is lovely :ninja:


Do you do anything weird in your sleep - like sleep walk, grind your teeth or talk ?

well i slap my hubby quite violently sometimes, i am always a sleep of course so i can't remember this. :w00t:


Has any of your children ever walked in on you ummm bonking? :ninja:

Havent got any kids, but the cat has from time to time. Unfortunately he then climbs on the bed and nustles between hubbies buttocks which kinda stops play somewhat :sad:



Do you use sheets or a duvet ?

Do you use sheets or a duvet ?

It really depends on the weather....currently, nada!



Have you ever pee'd in the garden because you couldn't be bothered to go indoors?

Never - i think its more a man thing !!! Mr.B frequently goes out with the dog to show how a 'man' should wee (Bailey is still squatting at the moment).




Do you get quilted loo roll, or cheap rubbish from the supermarket ?

Yes, on the compost heap. Sometimes I go outside just to do it.

Sorry Bonnie - quilted stuff.


Do you compost?

Do you compost?


No



Do you recycle your glass?

i am ashamed to say No


have you ever been flashed at?

Yes, several times.



Same question.

only once when i was about 10, once was enough!!!


would you like to write a novel?

would you like to write a novel?

I would like to write a really good ghost story.

Where is the strangest place you have done a poo?

In a hole in the ground in one of my old dens as a kid...and in the middle of the welsh country side whilst on an outward bound course as a teenager...and over a cliff edge on holiday in Uganda as an adult....all very satisfying experiences!

Are you easily shocked?

No ........





What is the most shocking thing you have ever seen?

What is the most shocking thing you have ever seen?

I can think of some nursing experiences like uncovering a woman's bandaged legs to see the leeches feeding away. However, funnily enough it is a film that shocked me most. "Seven" all I could think about was working in A&E while the guy (found about a year later in bed barely alive) arrived in. What would I do?

Can you keep a secret?

Can you keep a secret?


Yes, I am very good at keeping secrets!


How big is your garden?

Yes! :thumbsup:

ILS - to big for me to bothered with!

How many peices of fruit and veg have you had today?

How many peices of fruit and veg have you had today?Buttered carrotts and green beans for lunch with pavlova with rasperries and strawberries oh and a banana for breakfast so I guess that makes 5 servings!

Make a cocktail please?

Vodka and orange is a Harvey Wallbanger, isn't it? There you go.

Could someone bring me some food please?

Er, sorry....there's only a little bit of rice left :ninja:


Do you get the munchies when you've had a drink?

Better to ask when I don't get the munchies.

Do you find you can't take spicy food when you've had a drink?

No. When I've had a drink I can take any food. Is only a day or two later the heart burn kicks in


What's your golf handicap?

Apathy.

Is everything an effort?

No, not everything :ninja:


Is the answer to most problems at the bottom of a pint glass?

No. Definitely not. Halucenogenic drugs help too.

Do you have any jobs to do at the weekend?

No...I just have to have fun! :w00t:

Have you ever worn winkle pickers?

No. I don't think I've ever worn anything that was bad for my feet, actually.



Can you write the word beautiful without hearing your childhood voice telling you that best eggs are useful to ill folks unless lost..?

Can you write the word beautiful without hearing your childhood voice telling you that best eggs are useful to ill folks unless lost..?

Yes I can, because I have never heard that saying...




Have you anything planned for today?

Did have. I was supposed to be working with two makee-learnee writers on their projects, but we've decided the weather's too gorgeous to waste on work. So, no. :thumbsup:


Same question.

Nothing planned at all!



Pebble or Sandy beach?

Sandy, please.



Ever been to a nudist beach?

Yes. They chucked me out coz my ar$e was too big!

Is there a cloud in your sky?

Yes, but I suspect it's only an old regret come to haunt me with sweetly sad memories so I shall nuke it with a happy missile from my glass-half-full arsenal.



Yours?

Cloudless, windless and uninspirational........

Do you like stationery?

I like using decent quality stuff for handwritten letters, but usually I shove any old cheap rubbish through the printer.



If two of your kids were arguing unceasingly about bloody hair bubbles, right now, what would you do?

Let them get on with it!



How often do you go to the dentist?

Haven't been for years. Hurts too much, both mouth and purse!

Same question.

Not often. Had two bouts of intense dental work following injuries in 84 and in 92... oh, and all my wisdom teeth out in 89... and I'm in no hurry to repeat those experiences.




What's your favourite gadget?

What's your favourite gadget?[/QUOTE]

The remote control (how slobbish is that answer) :w00t:


Would you like to live abroad if you had the chance?

Would you like to live abroad if you had the chance?Yes, Amsterdam, Prague, Koln, somewhere in Norway - all of these places appeal although i am currently living abroad as well.


What's your worst personal hygiene habit?

What's your worst personal hygiene habit?
I pick my feet and gather the little bits of skin up at the end of a evenings picking to put in the bin.



Why are you on the pc on such a glorious day?

i have a migraine :sad:


If you could be a fly on a wall in someone's house whose house would it be?

Osama bin Laden's.



What frightens you?

What frightens you?

ouji boards.

Have you ever used one?

Yes, when I was at college. Nothing horrible happened, but now I know more about such stuff I wish we hadn't been so foolish.



Same question.

Same Question

No, too much of a scaredy cat myself. Lived in too many isolated places which would have upped the ante.

Same question: have you ever used the ouji board (is anyone out there?)

Same question: have you ever used the ouji board (is anyone out there?)[/b]


nah i don't beleive in that stuff.

Have you ever seen a ghost?

No



Do you believe in ghosts?

Do you believe in ghosts?Things that go bump in the night? I have had a few experiences that I dont understand and gave me the heebiejeebies. There are things that happen that I dont understand, for sure.

What do you believe in?

I believe in Father Christmas!

What was your best ever christmas present?

A bridle - it came with a pony attached :wub:


What was the best birthday cake you ever had?

Ooh, can't remember any of my birthday cakes...!

Do you like Potato Cakes? (Tatty Caks - as I call them...)

Do you like Potato Cakes? (Tatty Caks - as I call them...)

Yes I do. Also those potato squares (whatever they are called)

When did you last have to eat food (for politeness sake) that you really hated?

When did you last have to eat food (for politeness sake) that you really hated?

I really can't remember it is that long ago!



Who is your favourite TV Presenter?

Can't decide between Kate Humble and Ray Mears, so.... both of 'em!



When was the last time you stayed up all night?

When was the last time you stayed up all night?

About 2 years ago!



Have you ever been in a bad mood for no good reason?

All the time!

I can be quite a moody person.

The other day at work I was getting really annoyed with everyone and everything. Only lasted about an hour though.

Are you a morning person or a night person?

Night person!



What do you wear to bed?

........Nothing........ :ohmy:


Are you religious?

Spiritual, rather than religious.



How big is your bed?

4' 6"




Would you like a water bed?

Would you like a water bed?

NO. My friend had one, lots of problems. Bought it for her back problem. Ha! Couldnt have bought a worse item.

If you were to live in another time, when would it be?

I would definately go back to the 1970's :w00t: Hippies, peace , love, waccy baccy.......................sigh


Do you own a pet and if so what is it and what's it's name?

Harry and Jacob are German Shepherds and Posh is a budgie. (Becks died.)



If you were around in the 60s and/or 70s, did you inhale?

Bridge - We don't have any pets now, but we did have a rabbit and her name was 'Mrs Rabbit'

Dab - no didn't smoke at all


Do you prefer cats or dogs?

Dogs........ i am not a cat lover.


Are you going out tonight?

Yes to the pub and the cinema



Same Question

Yep - for a quickie :thumbsup:



Do you watch porn ?

No :angel:

Cowboy or Indian...which were you?

Neither - i was the squaw :thumbsup:




Have you ever eaten an Oyster ?

No...never really had the opportunity and refuse to pay the prices they ask!

Cartwheel or headstand?

Hmmm, cartwheel i suppose :cool2:


When was the last time you lost your temper, and why ?

When was the last time you lost your temper, and why ?

I can't remember as I very rarely loose my temper!


Same Question

About 30mins ago....the ruddy system at work failed me again! :mad:...I am over it though but when lives are at stake I really do not want my computer to crash and not give me the information it should cos it's pants!

Did I go on to much then?

Yes :w00t:




What council tax band your home in?

About a Z i think :glare:



Have you ever gone into one of those 'all you can eat' places ... and literally eaten all you can eat until you've nearly burst ?

No never absolutely not...would never do that...ooooh no :whistling:

What's the bravest thing you have ever done?

What's the bravest thing you have ever done?

First time I had to have surgery many moons ago, that was an act of bravery.

Who is your hero/heroine?

.

Who is your hero/heroine? My dad was my hero. He had a wicked sense of humour, looked after us, worked hard, helped so many people out as part of his job & those people were so grateful and wanted to pay their respects, that the Church was packed inside and outside at his funeral.

And I miss him bloody loads.... :sad:


Have you ever weed in the shower?

Have you ever weed in the shower?


Yep :w00t:


Where do you cut your toenails?

In my wife's bed.



Can you swallow a raw egg?

Can you swallow a raw egg?

Not tried.

Why would you swallow a raw egg?

Raw whole eggs are considered by some to be a good source of high-quality nutrients that many of us are deficient in, especially high-quality protein and fat. However, some people are allergic to them, and some catch salmonella from them (which is why I prefer organic eggs), and I think I've heard that they're bad for pregnant women, so please don't anyone go swallowing the things on my say-so... but I have one now and then.


Did that sound obsessive?

Anally retentive dab but not obsessive! :w00t:

Dab are you still talking to me?

Yes, you revenue minx.



What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done for love?

when i was about 16 i had my first big love affair and fell head over heels in love, then he dumped me, i literally begged on my knees for him to take me back :bag: , i know i have no shame.



What is your mood today?

Happy!



Same Question

Lethargic...

Scooby Doo or Danger Mouse?

Scooby dooby dooby dooby doooooooooooo!



What's your idea of a great Scooby Snack?

Apple Doughnut! (just had one)

What's your least fave smell?

Apple Doughnut! (just had one)

What's your least fave smell?

Cabbage/sprouts :sick:


What is your favourite smell?

The smell you get after you have just extinguished a match... :wub:

Are you regular?

I dont think I have ever been described as regular in any way.

Can you reveal a little known fact about a SOL member?

Only me. Twenty years ago I got frostbite in my left big toe. Didn't lose it, but the nail grows slower and is slightly darker than all the others and in winter my foot aches.



What are the three most important characteristics you would hope to find in your ideal partner?

What are the three most important characteristics you would hope to find in your ideal partner?

Generosity, humour and respect.


Did you ever have a poultice applied to you?

Did you ever have a poultice applied to you?

Loads of times, my dad was a great believer in them :wacko:



Boxing or Motor Racing?

Neither really - but at a push motor racing.



Have you ever done anything when drunk that you regret - and if so, what ?

Good grief, Bonnie!! How long have you got? :laugh:

Yes, I did many many things while drunk - mostly in my wild youth and including several awakenings in various cells following displays of... er... high spirits - that I regretted on all the next mornings. But I don't regret any of it now because, apart from having a hell of a good time, those experiences went towards making me who I am now.


What are your best and worst personal qualities?

What are your best and worst personal qualities?

Best - kind nature worst - too sensitive


Same Question

Best - kind nature worst - too sensitive


Same Question


Best:I am a true friend Worst: i have no patience.


What was your favourite kids programme when you were little? :kid:

Probably The Waltons or Alias Smith & Jones.

Do you eat fish?

Only Wild West Cork Salmon...no other type of fish.


Do you know anyone who is OBSESSED by germs and cleaning etc?

Yes - me :bag: I like everything to spotless - and i have a phobia about using other peoples crockery and cutlery. Weird huh.




Who are you closest too on this forum, and why ??? maybe its the first person who greated you when you joined, or someone you have grown to like over time ?

I like Doloris and I Love Survivor but everyone is really nice.


what is your favourite thread on here? and which thread do you post in the most?

I like Doloris and I Love Survivor but everyone is really nice.


what is your favourite thread on here? and which thread do you post in the most?

I love the what are you wearing and eating threads. When I tune in at work in the middle of some proposal or very serious moment, those threads make me laugh out loud. I like the soapbox too as I am interested in different opinions and debates.

What is your least favourite part of your body?

My stomach...

What is your favourite part?

My stomach...

What is your favourite part?

Eyes

How would your best friend describe you in 7 words?

Fat, round and worth about a pound.........he's grouchy Grouch, he's grouchy Grouch!


Isn't it about time we had a good row on here? It's been ages! :sad:

Go on then Grouch, what's the subject going to be about.

Then I can come and delete all your posts:w00t:

Are you are giver or receiver, G. or T.?

I'm a taker now. Any givers out there!!? :w00t:

Anyone got a nail file?

I have more than one :D



Do you ever get stressed?

I get stressed all the time, i wish i were more laid back.


How do you relax?

How do you relax?

Drinking a beer, chatting to you guys!


What is your favourite meat?

A nice tender pork loin. Failing that, goat.

Do you eat much meat?

Do you eat much meat?

I eat it most days!




Do you have a vegetarian in your family?

Yes: me.



Help a guy out with a marital dispute, please. The aroma of innocently wet hairy doggy: homely and friendly or putrid and stressful?

I love dogs So Homely and Friendly,I would'nt mind them being wet and smelly, i would just spray my favourite perfume on them. :w00t:


If you could come back as any animal what would it be and why?

I love dogs So Homely and Friendly,I would'nt mind them being wet and smelly, i would just spray my favourite perfume on them. :w00t:


If you could come back as any animal what would it be and why?

A cat. Mine has a life of pure luxury.

What is your dream?

My dream is to write a book, i long to do this so much, but with two young children it will have to wait. :sad:


Do you beleive you are reincarnated?