Bothers and sistersof the Earth for to long you have been mislead and lied to

The universe has spoken to me and said that I must become its reprehensive on Earth

And I bring you now the truth

Theuniverse is the One true God for it exploded and said let there be light

We all live inside God and god lives inside of us



It created for us in its wisdom within its self a small place so that we may live and grow on a tiny grain of sand within its magnificent vastness



It provides us with everything we need the sun to keep us warm

The air that we breathe the food that we eat



For the gift of life all that is asked is that we love the One

That we treat our fellow beings how we would have them treat us

That we try to help one another when ever we can



Ifyou obey the wishes of the One you shall be rewarded

The reward shall be all of the secrets of the One revelled to your eternal sole when your body is Absorbed back in to the One



BewareIf I do not heed the teachings of the One your eternal sole will be cast from the One to spend eternity alone in the void outside



Joinme now Bothers and sisters and Praise be unto the One forever more and may we do the bidding of the One so that we can Make this small part of The One a better place for us all yo live in honour of the One True God



Will you join me


See the website coming soon for more details

The universe has spoken to me and said that I must become its reprehensive on Earth


now that's what I call religion...:w00t:

And then there where two

So it's not the God of spelling and grammar then eh Cockney??!! :shocking: :laugh:

Anyway can I just register my support as a "bother"??! :bag:

You must ask The One that my Child

And then there was three

yeay....im up for it.......you aint gonna go banning the occult though are you?????

yeay....im up for it.......you aint gonna go banning the occult though are you?????
No there are no other rules except those above

Welcome sister

I like the idea of having an eternal sole ;) Sign me up!

An eternal sole would be good, mine keep wearing out after a few months :laugh: :wink2:

You have one look after it

For the One is all seeing and all around us between you me the tree the rock everywhere

BewareIf I do not heed the teachings of the One your eternal sole will be cast from the One to spend eternity alone in the void outside
Hate to nitpick, but if my soul is cast into the void then it won't be a void anymore. And if several people suffer the same fate then I won't be alone either. And what's with the "If I do not heed the teachings then your soul will be cast" deal? ;)

Oh heck, it doesn't look like I'll avoid the void after all :D

I have a problem:

If the Universe is everything, how can it be expanding into nothing? I mean surely, by definition, everything includes everything, therefore nothing cannot exist outside it.

And also, if we're cast out into the void, won't be get absorbed back in again as the universe expands out into us?

Hate to nitpick, but if my soul is cast into the void then it won't be a void anymore. And if several people suffer the same fate then I won't be alone either. And what's with the "If I do not heed the teachings then your soul will be cast" deal? ;)

Oh heck, it doesn't look like I'll avoid the void after all :D
It’s a very big void and the One can find a place just out side where you can be alone forever

And your sole is merely thought not energy or matter

The One is expanding into the void at twelve million miles a minuet in all directions but the void is endless

I have a problem:

If the Universe is everything, how can it be expanding into nothing? I mean surely, by definition, everything includes everything, therefore nothing cannot exist outside it.
When you die if you have loved the One you will be rewarded with the answer to this question

Ah right.

You'll be wanting my credit card number any time now, I'm guessing....

Probably the fist religion ever to say this No thank you



We have no need of a place of worship The One is all around us and within us

Use your money to have a good life

Do not become obsessed with the void

No one on earth knows what it is or how it works

But when you are bad the void grows inside you and you become empty you can feel it as it grows in you and only by being true to the One can you make it go away

And you can't give any idea about what my eternal prize will be, I suppose?

And you can't give any idea about what my eternal prize will be, I suppose?What would my reward be if I had the answer now?

Ask me not what it will be like for I have not been there and hope not to just yet for I am not ready
The One will know when I am and will let me know and I will receive all the answers to my questions

So what exactly would I have to do to worship?

Sorry Did you read the first post at the start of this tread or what?

This may help Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving And reolving at nine thousand miles an hour. It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, The sun that is the source of all our power. Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see, Are moving at a million miles a day, In the outer spiral arm, at fourteen thousand miles an hour, Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way. Our galaxy itself contains a hundred million stars; It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side; It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick, But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide. We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point, We go 'round every two hundred million years; And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe. The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, In all of the directions it can whiz; As fast as it can go, that's the speed of light, you know, Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is. So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, How amazingly unlikely is your birth; And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, 'Cause there's ****** all down here on Earth

Will you join me

I'll try anything once, so count me in :)

Good this time no one will have to get nailed to anything

Well I saw the words Galaxy and Milky Way in the post above ILS', I love them, so Im in.

I warn you though, Im going commando under my robe .... :devil:

What would my reward be if I had the answer now?

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Knowing you Cockney I bet I can guess what the reward will be - and it's probably NOT a free lecture in weighbridge calibration.... :naughty:

PS. I take it this religion does encourage free love.... :thumbsup:

Well I saw the words Galaxy and Milky Way in the post above ILS', I love them, so Im in.

I warn you though, Im going commando under my robe .... :devil:
...bit of a waste though, as The One says no-one gets nailed...

I'm not sure I like the 'Eternal Sole' thing, it sounds a bit fishy to me :bag:

I have had a word with the the One and the One says

For the gift of life all that is asked is



That we love the One



That we treat our fellow beings how we would have them treat us



That we try to help one another when ever we can



That we practise free love but it is not compulsory



Uundergarments need not be worn under your ceremonial robes



That the only nailing of anyone must be of the sexual kind in a lovein way

I'm not sure I like the 'Eternal Sole' thing, it sounds a bit fishy to me :bag:

Oh Cod what a bad joke.

I'm not sure I like the 'Eternal Sole' thing, it sounds a bit fishy to me :bag: If you have lost your sole perhaps I can help you find it

Where did you see it last?

twelve million miles a minuet
I'd prefer a tango...?

I'd prefer a tango...?
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Oh Cod what a bad joke.
Oh, I thought it was quite a gudgeon :wink2:

I think you will find that there is a joke forum on here

Do you have something to say on topic I am trying to start a cult here http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_11.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

I think you will find that there is a joke forum on here

Do you have something to say on topic I am trying to start a cult here http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_11.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)
Yessss, but then this is the debating forum, and there's no debate, everyone wants to join.

Yessss, but then this is the debating forum, and there's no debate, everyone wants to join.
It’s not my fault that you can only find fault with my spelling and not with my religion

It’s not my fault that you can only find fault with my spelling and not with my religion
Good point!

Sorry Cockney, no offence meant, I was just joining in with the banter :)

It’s not my fault that you can only find fault with my spelling and not with my religion
All people can do is carp...

BTW thanks for explaining the Meaning of Life. Nice ;)

I think you will find that there is a joke forum on here

Do you have something to say on topic I am trying to start a cult here http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_11.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

Could you say that a bit louder, I'm having trouble with my herring.

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Stop it, or we'll all be cast out into the void.

I am glad you’re all having a whale of a time

I think you’re all being shellfish

I think you’re all being shellfish
He's right.

C'mon guys, there's a time and a plaice for joking and this isn't it.

Wait a minute, I thought I was in the debating forum, not the jokes one.

Oh well, I'm off to have a kip................er, right that's all I've got to say:ninja:

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plaice.................D'hol http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_9.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) This thread is starting to flounder ... :bag:

This thread is starting to flounder ... :bag:


Your the kiss of death on my threads you



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