Just curious :ninja: how many, if any, do you own?

Can you recommend any particular products? Anything you'd like to try but haven't yet or are too ashamed to buy?

Do you buy yours on-line or are you bold enought to march into Ann Summers and demand the latest all-singing-all-buzzing special?

I'm ataching a poll, but it'll be private for the shy ones.

I see no pole .... errr I mean poll!

ok have just caught sight of the poll!

I've ticked one or two - cos I've got two - both of which I never use - although I did when I first got them I gave them a try out, but to be honest I have no interest in sex toys - cos I'm frigid!

also - how the F do you get rid of unwanted vibrators? I'm too scared to put them in the rubbish and to scared to carry them about with me to deposit in a public bin somewhere - knowing my luck that would be the day I got knocked off my bike and the ambulance men riffled through my belongings!

I have told my bestest friend where they are kept so that in case of emergency such as my death she can dispose of them .... but even then I'm worried she will get caught riffling through my drawers for vibrators and the wrong conclusions be drawn!!! ....on nights on the **** we have gone over this scenario until we've needed the tena ladies! ......oh well please yourselves, it's made us laff often and loud!!!!

So, whether you've got any sex toys or are about to order any, please think of how you will get rid of them!

God, you're keen :laugh:

God, you're keen :laugh:
be quiet you tart! I prefer to call it responsive!

... unwanted vibrators
I'm having problems with this concept, I must admit :ninja:

I love nothing more than a good old nose in Ann Summers, in the past it was always Ann Summers parties at my sis's, where it was common place to tell the demo lady to "forget the bluddy undies, lets get the toys out"......it used to get very loud and raucus, the Ann Summers lady was usually the one blushing and not the guests....

My recommendation for a beginner has got to be Heaven, I think that pretty much ALL of my girlie mates back in the Mids has one of these (at least)....and yep it DOES live up to its name :D

I have a drawer full of goodies......my sis bought me some "gel" for your "front bottom" to increase the intensity of orgasm....its feels cold but warm at the same time.....and its works a treat:naughty:

hmmmmm I think there is still some of that left.....may have to go soon ladies.....

also - how the F do you get rid of unwanted vibrators?
IS there such a thing?????????

I have disposed of broken ones - in the bin with the rest of the rubbish!

also - how the F do you get rid of unwanted vibrators?

Do the Council take THOSE with the recycling I wonder??!! :laugh:

I have quite a few sex toys, but my excuse is that I was given them when I did "Sex Tips for Girls". They gave me a job lot to test and, well, I don't suppose they wanted them back did they??!

I tried:

Love Balls - you put them in and they clank around. I did the hoovering, dusted and polished, cleaned the car...nothing. I tried doing 20 star jumps - nothing. I just had an odd feeling, a bit like you get if you're busting for the toilet and touching cloth. A non starter.

Giant Vibrating Dong - they got me the biggest one ever. It even had a sucker bit so you could stick it to the wall. It was penis coloured, warm and had a "skin like" texture. It was HUGE. Too huge. Frankly, it was so big and cumbersome, I got RSI just lifting the damn thing.

Light Up Vibrator - what's the point? I know where my bits are, even in the dark.

G-Spot Stimulator - now this is more like it. It's a vibrator with a curved end. To my surprise, it really DID hit the parts that other toys could not reach. I liked that one, in conjunction with, ahem, other stimulation as well.

Vibrating Love Eggs - surprisingly good fun actually! Much better than their non-vibrating counterparts. Only trouble was when I came to remove them. (They are on a very small string). It was NOT GOOD. I honestly thought I was gonna have to call the Fire Brigade :fireman: and get four good strong men on the end of the rope - it was touch and go for about an hour!

Rampant Rabbit - oh, my favourite!! Rampant is a STAR. It goes in, it has little "ears" that do the outside bits, it twizzles round - it looks bloody ridiculous, but by God does it work. Trouble is, it was all over in a flash. I felt like a teenage boy with a bit of premature ejaculation. Never mind, being a girl you can just go again...:laugh:

So, any advice on marital aids, come and see Auntie C! :p

I don't know what mine are called!?! :unsure:

oh yes, just remembered - one is called the Passionata - and I have to say that if any bloke came at me with one that small I'd laff ..... a lot! or maybe I've just got a count like a bucket! :laugh:

Rampant Rabbit - oh, my favourite!! Rampant is a STAR. It goes in, it has little "ears" that do the outside bits, it twizzles round - it looks bloody ridiculous, but by God does it work. Trouble is, it was all over in a flash. I felt like a teenage boy with a bit of premature ejaculation. Never mind, being a girl you can just go again...:laugh:

So, any advice on marital aids, come and see Auntie C! :p
Heaven is a very similar design to Rampant Rabbit.......

IS there such a thing?????????

I have disposed of broken ones - in the bin with the rest of the rubbish!

broken ones!?!?! :w00t: :shocking: .... what on earth are you doing with them Queenie? .... on second thoughts dont' answer! :ninja:

Ah, that'll be the one with the manual controls on a separate hand-held control mechanism - the wiring is notoriously flimsy and electrical faults are commonplace when the mechanism is, erm, yanked too strongly.

I have a little sign I hang round my neck. It says:

'Pull me nightie down when yer finished and don't wake me up'

Does that count??:laugh:

broken ones!?!?! :w00t: :shocking: .... what on earth are you doing with them Queenie? .... on second thoughts dont' answer! :ninja:
:laugh: they dont have a lifetime guarantee Dol..........specially when they get well used :w00t: and you wouldnt take one back to the shop would ya?????

Ok, I'll own up, I have a few, and I'm quite happy to go into Ann Summers and buy them too! Tried the 'Rampant Rabbit' but wasn't a fan, simple is best methinks :blush:

I know what Dol means about getting rid of them though, I am thinking that I probably shouldn't try to get them into NZ with us, if they go in my hand luggage they'll show up on the x-ray thingy and if I pack 'em in a suitcase I'll be mortified if it's searched! Shipping them would be tricky too as you have to let the shipping firm do your packing for insurance purposes...blimey what a nightmare that'd be! :laugh:

I'm just gonna have to bin them (one by one and possibly in bits over a few weeks!) and find the NZ version of AS when we get there :wink2:

Ah, that'll be the one with the manual controls on a separate hand-held control mechanism - the wiring is notoriously flimsy and electrical faults are commonplace when the mechanism is, erm, yanked too strongly.
thats the one Floops.......SEE Dol - THATS how they get broken!!!!

Ok, I'll own up, I have a few, and I'm quite happy to go into Ann Summers and buy them too! Tried the 'Rampant Rabbit' but wasn't a fan, simple is best methinks :blush:

I know what Dol means about getting rid of them though, I am thinking that I probably shouldn't try to get them into NZ with us, if they go in my hand luggage they'll show up on the x-ray thingy and if I pack 'em in a suitcase I'll be mortified if it's searched! Shipping them would be tricky too as you have to let the shipping firm do your packing for insurance purposes...blimey what a nightmare that'd be! :laugh:

I'm just gonna have to bin them (one by one and possibly in bits over a few weeks!) and find the NZ version of AS when we get there :wink2:
Two words, Voice - Electric and Toothbrush

Two words, Voice - Electric and Toothbrush
I'll need instructions :ninja:

Ok, I'll own up, I have a few, and I'm quite happy to go into Ann Summers and buy them too! Tried the 'Rampant Rabbit' but wasn't a fan, simple is best methinks :blush:

I know what Dol means about getting rid of them though, I am thinking that I probably shouldn't try to get them into NZ with us, if they go in my hand luggage they'll show up on the x-ray thingy and if I pack 'em in a suitcase I'll be mortified if it's searched! Shipping them would be tricky too as you have to let the shipping firm do your packing for insurance purposes...blimey what a nightmare that'd be! :laugh:

I'm just gonna have to bin them (one by one and possibly in bits over a few weeks!) and find the NZ version of AS when we get there :wink2:
I wouldnt bat an eyelid at taking them with me......im sure whoever "finds" them will be far more embarrassed than you Voicey......nice to see you btw :bye: take em, I dare you!!!!!

Two words, Voice - Electric and Toothbrush
i know what your husband does with other people's toothbrushes (see fair game February) ... but has that poor poor man any idea what you are doing with his?! :whistling

Ah, that'll be the one with the manual controls on a separate hand-held control mechanism - the wiring is notoriously flimsy and electrical faults are commonplace when the mechanism is, erm, yanked too strongly.

Ah, you've just reminded me of one I forgot!

It was a "butterfly" about 1 inch by 1 inch, on a sort of elastic thong type thing, but with no crotch! :eek: You were supposed to wear it during sex - it had a hand held control which you could turn up or down, and your wore the butterfly over your clitoris.

Not only did it look daft, but it effing hurt!! :cry:

So no, not keen on that at all.

Oh, and they gave me some "hot hooters" nipple cream, which apparently you spread on your nips to make them taste nice and have a tingle. Couldn't see the point meself...

And lastly, a "Mould A Penis" kit to make a lifesize vibrating replica of your partner's bits.

Or anyone else's if you could persuade him to model...:laugh:

my god Ceridwen - get yourself in the "Experts and Professionals" thread - methinks you have an endless knowledge in sex toys! Some one some where on this forum will be hanging onto your evey recommendation!

i know what your husband does with other people's toothbrushes (see fair game February) ... but has that poor poor man any idea what you are doing with his?! :whistling
Needs must when the devil drives :bag:

Well if I said I voted 'none' would you believe me? :unsure:

Needs must when the devil drives :bag:

... more like when he's too knackered to drive!!

ILS,



No!









.

Well if I said I voted 'none' would you believe me? :unsure:

ummmmm well you are such an honest bunny, that yeh I'd have to believe you, I'd find it hard, but I don't believe you are capable of lying!

my god Ceridwen - get yourself in the "Experts and Professionals" thread!

Well, I thought I would. You know, some poor soul out there might need my help and guidance.... :ninja: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Well if I said I voted 'none' would you believe me? :unsure:

Of course we would ILS. I am sure that what you have said is not a pile of :pooh: at all!

Oooh, another one to avoid is this thingummy which is like a rubber ring with, erm, nodules attached which the man wears with a vibrating thing attached to it.

All very well putting it on, but a bastid to remove when the, erm, member in question is erm, somewhat larger than it initally was.

:ohmy:

take em, I dare you!!!!!
Ok, I'll see if I'm brave enough, but if I end up on the 10 o'clock news it'll be your fault young lady!

Oooh, another one to avoid is this thingummy which is like a rubber ring with, erm, nodules attached which the man wears with a vibrating thing attached to it.

All very well putting it on, but a bastid to remove when the, erm, member in question is erm, somewhat larger than it initally was.

:ohmy:

errr... dont wanna sound thick here (heck why break the habit of a lifetime!) but surely afterwards it would be back to original size and so slide off nice and easy?! Back me up here Cockney! ..... please......... :naughty:

Oooh, another one to avoid is this thingummy which is like a rubber ring with, erm, nodules attached which the man wears with a vibrating thing attached to it.

All very well putting it on, but a bastid to remove when the, erm, member in question is erm, somewhat larger than it initally was.

:ohmy:

Blimey, if you had the vibrating love eggs in as well, the :fireman: would have a really busy night...

Ok, I'll see if I'm brave enough, but if I end up on the 10 o'clock news it'll be your fault young lady!
well dont forget to "name-check" me to the press will you :wink2: :laugh:

Of course we would ILS

Well I am glad you all believe me.... so now I can tell you.....


I don't have any at the moment, and I have never had any EVER!

Well I am glad you all believe me.... so now I can tell you.....


I don't have any at the moment, and I have never had any EVER!
you have been deprived ILS......go and treat yourself!!!!

Well I am glad you all believe me.... so now I can tell you.....


I don't have any at the moment, and I have never had any EVER!




:shocking: :eek: :blink: :ohmy:

errr... dont wanna sound thick here (heck why break the habit of a lifetime!) but surely afterwards it would be back to original size and so slide off nice and easy?! Back me up here Cockney! ..... please......... :naughty:
Well you'd have thought so, but I think there's some kind of re-distribustion of flesh type thing going on.

Actually, you're probably right, and it was just an excuse to keep it on for a while longer.

Someone has GOT to take a present for ILS to the meet.......... :whistling:

Someone has GOT to take a present for ILS to the meet.......... :whistling:
Where is Cat, btw?

I am sure Cat will be back to discuss her sex toy emporium tomorrow night.

Tonight Cat is busy scanning the Passion8 catalogue for a present...

Oh, and those fluffy pink handcuffs are rubbish - I broke one of them first time out. :flex:

What about those ones that are supposed to look like a lipstick, will I get away with one of those in my hand luggage do you reckon? :unsure:

I also bought some velcro bondage straps and then wondered why...I mean, velcro? What was I thinking of? :wacko:

What about those ones that are supposed to look like a lipstick, will I get away with one of those in my hand luggage do you reckon? :unsure:

Fine, just make sure you don't try and touch up your make-up on the way there!

What about those ones that are supposed to look like a lipstick, will I get away with one of those in my hand luggage do you reckon? :unsure:
yeah course you will - you can buy them in "most good pubs" (ladies loos) Voicey :)

Right, I'll get one of them then :) I'll just have to make sure the kids go through the x-ray machine before I do!

Queeenie I honestly didn't know you could buy them in pub loos! That's what happens when you don't go out and have a life see :blush:

Voice, you could always post them to yourself to your new address.

Alternatively - "neck massagers" are available from larger Boots stores

Did I hear right that Debenhams sell vibrators now too?

Did I hear right that Debenhams sell vibrators now too?
Dunno, but those Shiatsu back massagers are pretty powerful :w00t:

Hello SF and Blink we can see you boys peeking... :w00t:

ILS I know you don't have any, I believe you. :)

And I actually have one, thanks to someone on this board. :devil: :laugh: You know who you are!

Well, I must admit to having













none,
Although my husband is my toy.:devil:

Someone has GOT to take a present for ILS to the meet.......... :whistling:

I admitted to not having one and was presented with one at the Edinburgh Meet and Voice, it was one of the ones that look like the lipstick, it maybe small but boy does it work!!!! Although I do now feel it is time to step up a gear and get something a bit more powerful..............so Jack Rabbit girls........do you recommend!??? :naughty:

And ILS, if you are seriously do not have one or have ever tried one, get yourself down to the nearest Anne Summers and BUY ONE NOW!!!!! :pimp:

btw I have tried to reply this thread for ages now but my PC keeps crashing.... and each time I reboot, it has grown in size...............the thread that is!!! :D

And ILS, if you are seriously do not have one or have ever tried one



I'm a serious Bella - I just knew people wouldn't believe me!

If I told you



























































I'd have to kill you! :gunsmilie













:oops: I nearly told you










You guys are an adventurous lot aren't you!! I can just imagine you all with your big noisy vibrating dildo's sitting in a circle passing them round after you've had your go the Ann Summers party!! :shutup: OMG what did I just say :blink:

Well, that was a good read. And I voted none like a prat before realising this is a "hers" thread. :blush:

I see no pole .... errr I mean poll!

ok have just caught sight of the poll!

I've ticked one or two - cos I've got two - both of which I never use - although I did when I first got them I gave them a try out, but to be honest I have no interest in sex toys - cos I'm frigid!

also - how the F do you get rid of unwanted vibrators? I'm too scared to put them in the rubbish and to scared to carry them about with me to deposit in a public bin somewhere - knowing my luck that would be the day I got knocked off my bike and the ambulance men riffled through my belongings!

I have told my bestest friend where they are kept so that in case of emergency such as my death she can dispose of them .... but even then I'm worried she will get caught riffling through my drawers for vibrators and the wrong conclusions be drawn!!! ....on nights on the **** we have gone over this scenario until we've needed the tena ladies! ......oh well please yourselves, it's made us laff often and loud!!!!

So, whether you've got any sex toys or are about to order any, please think of how you will get rid of them!
There is a solution!
Buy organic cucumbers.
But don't leave them under the bed to rot and get smelly, just bin them after use.
(Mrs secrets lost one under the bed once and it was rife when i binned it.:blush: )

Do the Council take THOSE with the recycling I wonder??!! :laugh:

I have quite a few sex toys, but my excuse is that I was given them when I did "Sex Tips for Girls". They gave me a job lot to test and, well, I don't suppose they wanted them back did they??!

I tried:

Love Balls - you put them in and they clank around. I did the hoovering, dusted and polished, cleaned the car...nothing. I tried doing 20 star jumps - nothing. I just had an odd feeling, a bit like you get if you're busting for the toilet and touching cloth. A non starter.

Giant Vibrating Dong - they got me the biggest one ever. It even had a sucker bit so you could stick it to the wall. It was penis coloured, warm and had a "skin like" texture. It was HUGE. Too huge. Frankly, it was so big and cumbersome, I got RSI just lifting the damn thing.

Light Up Vibrator - what's the point? I know where my bits are, even in the dark.

G-Spot Stimulator - now this is more like it. It's a vibrator with a curved end. To my surprise, it really DID hit the parts that other toys could not reach. I liked that one, in conjunction with, ahem, other stimulation as well.

Vibrating Love Eggs - surprisingly good fun actually! Much better than their non-vibrating counterparts. Only trouble was when I came to remove them. (They are on a very small string). It was NOT GOOD. I honestly thought I was gonna have to call the Fire Brigade :fireman: and get four good strong men on the end of the rope - it was touch and go for about an hour!

Rampant Rabbit - oh, my favourite!! Rampant is a STAR. It goes in, it has little "ears" that do the outside bits, it twizzles round - it looks bloody ridiculous, but by God does it work. Trouble is, it was all over in a flash. I felt like a teenage boy with a bit of premature ejaculation. Never mind, being a girl you can just go again...:laugh:

So, any advice on marital aids, come and see Auntie C! :p
I swear that my daughter Michelle, (nor any of my other daughters for that matter) ever saw the tapes of you on that programme, but she must have some sense, as that is the vibrator that the other girls had great 'satisfaction' in showing me she had in her bedside cabinet!!:laugh:

Hello SF and Blink we can see you boys peeking... :w00t:

I just dropped in to see if anyone needed any advice but you're all doing fine. I may have to come in and check regularly though!

I seem to have a fish theme running through mine!!! Urgh - that sounds disgusting!!!:sick: [so maybe I do need advice sf!!!!]

I had one years ago that was a big whaleish sort of thing with a little dolphin attached for the outside bits - that was quite good, it was sort of a remote control one which could be operated from a distance - which was fun.

And I bought a teeny weeny dolphin one two years ago - it is still sealed in its plastic wrapper - but this is also a dolphin called [hang on whilst I go and check out its name?] - oh yeah Dolphin Delight - an Ann Summers purchase. It is purely an outside stimulator - but can't comment on its usefullness as it is is unused - anyone wanna buy it??

Edited to say when I saw the title of this thread I thought it said Martial Aids - and I thought Cat had bought some Taikwondo sticks or whatever!!!

I have enjoyed reading all your posts

Now where did I put that puncture repair kit? http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_10.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)



Has anyone had an embarrassing moment with one?



I saw a film called not another teen movie


at the start the girl is in bed with it in and her Dad and brother come in to wish her happy birthday

she is all embarrass trying not to look like anything is going on and squirming under the covers

Then her Nan and granddad come in the room to and then the vicar

Mean while its going away like crazy under the covers

the dog comes in and jumps on the bed

Next thing in comes her aunt with her birthday cake

their all around the bed and the dog is trying to pull the bed cover off and when he dos out it pops this 12” vibrato spinning through the air like the space craft in 2001 and lands smack bang middle of the cake still going

I almost wet myself Very very funny http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

[QUOTE=Flip]And I bought a teeny weeny dolphin one two years ago - it is still sealed in its plastic wrapper - but this is also a dolphin called [hang on whilst I go and check out its name?] - oh yeah Dolphin Delight - an Ann Summers purchase. It is purely an outside stimulator - but can't comment on its usefullness as it is is unused - anyone wanna buy it??
[QUOTE]

I had one of these once, and it was rubbish so it got binned quite quickly.

I also have a rampant rabbit but binned it when i moved house. I thought it was rubbish and did nothing for me. I dont like the ones that you insert :wacko:

So i now have one of the lipstick type ones, and i love it. I only have the one now.

I must say that this thread has made me snigger with laughter - especially Dolores. Im sat at work, trying to look like im busy, and failing miserably.

If i get the sack, i will blame you :laugh:

I would like to point out at this point that I thought a marital aid was a washing machine and dishwasher :angel: and have NO knowledge of the other items you have all named so expertly on this thread.

I thank you

I would like to point out at this point that I thought a marital aid was a washing machine and dishwasher :angel: and have NO knowledge of the other items you have all named so expertly on this thread.



I'm glad I'm not the only one, buzz :angel:

We have just had an ann summers party and you should all try out the little buzzy one that looks like a frog, its great.

Rampant Rabbit is a little intimidating when you first start off.

As for shopping look like you are looking at the knickers (as they have some very nice undies) and then nip in to the over 18s section. However don't go in looking at the undies with your mother and her best friend. Mine decided to go exploring and the two of them stood there discussing options, then the shop assistant came across and discussed the range - I was mortified.

And the dog story - when i got my rampant I through out my old one in the bin. My hubby let the dogs out and typical man did not supervise them. couple minutes later he heard the neighbour playing with the dog. The dog had gone in the bin got it out and the neighbour thought she had a new toy. :blush: :blush: :blush:

I would like to point out at this point that I thought a marital aid was a washing machine and dishwasher :angel: and have NO knowledge of the other items you have all named so expertly on this thread.

I thank youhow can you be called Buzz and not have one http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)
Your one of the kinky ones that sits on top of the washing machine on full spin aren’t you


neighbour thought she had a new toy. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) ..................hang on iv got to rate this tread

then the shop assistant came across and discussed the range - I was mortifiedThat happened to me when I went to buy my 'rabbit.' I stood there, with my hubby, looking at the options when this woman came over and started asking me if I wouldn't rather have the 'massive mambo' (or something like that) version that was on special offer that week. I attempted to affect a cool 'I do this all the time' attitude and stupidly asked what the difference was, therefore prolonging the agony and forcing myself to have to stand there nodding whilst I listened to the graphic answers! I then mumbled something about, being happy with the smaller version and beat a hasty retreat to the till :blush:

............I think I'll just order mine on-line!!! Anne Summers do 3 or 4 versions of the Rampant Rabbit, but Heaven is no-where in sight Queenie! Does it come ('cuse the pun) under a different name? And are there any silent ones worthy of a recommendation, as sometimes I just want to laugh out loud as the constant buzzing!!

Btw, why can't we the results of this poll - ie see who has voted for what, and what I would like to know is who are the 3 that have a private dungeon?!!!! :w00t: :shocking:

I voted Private Dungeon as I thought I would be the only one and just couldn't resist... so one of the votes are false... sorry!! :sad:

I voted Private Dungeon as I thought I would be the only one and just couldn't resist... so one of the votes are false... sorry!! :sad:
That’s ok I voted half a dozen or so and I have a dungeon so we can just swap and that will make it right

My first one i bought in Ann Summers. Like Voicey - i styled it out, and tried to look like i had been there 100's of times.

I picked what i wanted, went to the till hoping that noone would recognise me or see me - and the shop assistant said with a VERY loud voice "DO YOU WANT BATTERIES WITH THAT LUV" :blush:

Everyone in the shop turned to stare at me, knowing full well what i had just purchased.

I think they train the staff to humiliate people :wink2:

My first one i bought in Ann Summers. Like Voicey - i styled it out, and tried to look like i had been there 100's of times.

I picked what i wanted, went to the till hoping that noone would recognise me or see me - and the shop assistant said with a VERY loud voice "DO YOU WANT BATTERIES WITH THAT LUV" :blush:

Everyone in the shop turned to stare at me, knowing full well what i had just purchased.

I think they train the staff to humiliate people :wink2:
You should have said no because the buzzing keep

the neighbours up so I am just gonna bang it in hard all right

You should have said no because the buzzing keep

the neighbours up so I am just gonna bang it in hard all right

*raises eyebrow* :unsure:

I think they train the staff to humiliate people :wink2:
I agree! They always make a point of asking if you want to buy any 'Buzz Fresh' cleaning stuff to go with them as well, and then when you say 'no' they look at you as if your filthy!:cry:

no thank you I already have some




Come on girls there has to be some more funny stories about these the last two where great

Maybe they happened to your friend or a friend’s friend


Come on lets here them

II had one years ago that was a big whaleish sort of thing with a little dolphin attached for the outside bits - that was quite good, it was sort of a remote control one which could be operated from a distance - which was fun.

why oh why - would you want one you can operate at a distance? are we talking a arm's length or a couple of hundred metres?!

And the dog story - when i got my rampant I through out my old one in the bin. My hubby let the dogs out and typical man did not supervise them. couple minutes later he heard the neighbour playing with the dog. The dog had gone in the bin got it out and the neighbour thought she had a new toy. :blush: :blush: :blush:You see this my point - how do you get rid of them!!! I was embarrased enough one day when I put the black bags out on the wrong day and some fox/cat/dog/pervert scattered my rubbish all over the street and there were nappy bags with sanitary towels in all up the street ... and they couldn't possibly have been anyone elses!! :bag:




Foot note - hats off to me for doing my first ever double quote within a post!!! :smartie:

To be honest, if I wanted to purchase a sex toy, I seriously wouldn't care what anybody else thought. What are they doing in Ann Summers if they aren't into stuff like that?

There are catalogues where you can purchase loads of things, no dealing with anything in public, though the pics are always very dodgy!!. Girls Strap ons etc! .

A few years ago (for Christmas) my cousin bought his girlfriend some little balls that you evidently put in your panties during the day etc. She opened them in front of the whole family... That half of my fam are very libral and he went on about how they looked as though they would feel great. I went a bit red as my daddy dearest was there. :shock: :blush:

That’s ok I voted half a dozen or so and I have a dungeon so we can just swap and that will make it right


So what colour are the walls of your private dungeon? What instruments do you have?

............I think I'll just order mine on-line!!! Anne Summers do 3 or 4 versions of the Rampant Rabbit, but Heaven is no-where in sight Queenie! Does it come ('cuse the pun) under a different name? And are there any silent ones worthy of a recommendation, as sometimes I just want to laugh out loud as the constant buzzing!!

Btw, why can't we the results of this poll - ie see who has voted for what, and what I would like to know is who are the 3 that have a private dungeon?!!!! :w00t: :shocking:
I have just had a look myself Bella, looks like they may have stopped doing it, it looks very similar to the purple rampant rabbit delux or whatever its called :unsure: so i would go for that :thumbsup:

My worst nightmare is being taken to one side at customs while they delve through my bags looking for the suspect package :shocking:
I once got taken to one side becasue a box of chocloates I bought looked like gun! They didn't at all, but they opened them and everything,if they had eaten them, then I would have gone mental.
I'm going off on my hols soon and my box of tricks is going with me, I'm going to wrap them so they look like a gift, less embarrasing if I get pulled over!
Queeenie that gel tingle stuff is fab, the one I got from Anne summers is called cock rub, the ingredients is just the same as the cl*t rub. 2 for 1 bonus!

Bob, try Vicks - it's cheaper and does the same job (cough - or so I've been told)

Re getting rid of your toys - does no one just bung them in their next door neighbours bin on rubbish morning?

Queeenie that gel tingle stuff is fab, the one I got from Anne summers is called cock rub, the ingredients is just the same as the cl*t rub. 2 for 1 bonus!
Oooooooooh I should perhaps get himself some this time then - its so cool having an Ann Summers shop in Torquay I'll tell ya!!!

When my sis bought me the gel, there was a gathing of us girls at hers, and we all nipped in the loo one by one and tried it out - there were 4 or 5 of us sat in her lounge afterwards with strange looks on our faces and hysterical giggling going on :w00t: :shocking:

why oh why - would you want one you can operate at a distance? are we talking a arm's length or a couple of hundred metres?!

[Foot note - hats off to me for doing my first ever double quote within a post!!! :smartie:
Well dearest the idea was - way back in the good old days before proper remote control, that your partner had hold of the controllers [with attached wires] and could step away from you up to about 10 feet and pleasure you by surprise or demand!!!:naughty:

And well done Dol for your first double post - I am still a single post virgin at the moment - I wonder if Ann Summers can help?

I'm going off on my hols soon and my box of tricks is going with me, I'm going to wrap them so they look like a gift, less embarrasing if I get pulled over!

I don't think you can take wrapped gifts onto aircraft any more Bob (security and all that) If you are stopped they'll almost certainly ask you to open it!

Queeenie, they were advertising that warm up KY gel on TV the other night, it looks good :)

Queeenie, they were advertising that warm up KY gel on TV the other night, it looks good :)

Don't know if this is allowed but I'll post it anyway and if not a mod can remove it.

You can get a free sample of the warm-up KY Jelly from this website:Free Sample (http://www.k-y.com/promotions/approve_decline.jsp)

I'm just imagining the amount of spam e-mail that website is likely to generate.....

Whilst we're here - can i also recommend can of squirty cream for making, erm, how shall I say, banana splits :w00t: . Be very careful with the hundreds and thousands though, as the natural inclination is to bite them. :naughty:

your partner had hold of the controllers [with attached wires] and could step away from you up to about 10 feet and pleasure you by surprise or demand?

You mean if the wire was long enough he could even go next door, and perhaps watch TV while he was operating it? SOunds like a good idea!

Or down the pub....:bag:

To be honest, if I wanted to purchase a sex toy, I seriously wouldn't care what anybody else thought. What are they doing in Ann Summers if they aren't into stuff like that?





This is a little off topic but the same rule goes for other shops you may shop at. I don't know about you but when I go out shopping every so often I just have to have a look in Primark. My husband could die and usually just goes to another shop whilst I have a quick squizz. Sometimes you can pick up some decent stuff cheaply... When your'e inside, there's no point being embarrassed cause everybody else in there is in there too (genius point!! :smartie: ) !!!!!!

Ooh, I'm not embarassed going into Primark, I love it in there.:)

Bargains galore.:thumbsup:

We have an Ann Summers shop in town. I have never frequented it myself but I did see my MIL exitng it before christmas :shock: yewwwwww :blink:

[QUOTE=floopy] can i also recommend can of squirty cream QUOTE]

Oi Voice, isn't that your specialty? :laugh: Our Voice can do wonders with squirty cream. ;)

[QUOTE=floopy] can i also recommend can of squirty cream QUOTE]

Oi Voice, isn't that your specialty? :laugh: Our Voice can do wonders with squirty cream. ;)
Eeeek! Look I'll have no mystique left at all at this rate :laugh:

I didn't know you were including squirty cream in the bracket of 'Marital Aids' if that is the case I need to change my vote :naughty: :shocking:

I am including it, yes, cos you can buy it in Ann Summers - it's more like Dream Topping than cream really - very nice all the same :w00t:

I am including it, yes, cos you can buy it in Ann Summers - it's more like Dream Topping than cream really - very nice all the same :w00t:

Really - I have only ever used the real thing!

I am sure Cat will be back to discuss her sex toy emporium tomorrow night.
No she won't.

ILs, it doesn't need refrigeration,. and thus avoids the "chilly willy" factor quite successfully:cool2:

ILs, it doesn't need refrigeration,. and thus avoids the "chilly willy" factor quite successfully:cool2:
Oi who you doing the squirty crème with? IV never had the squirty cream http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_3_10.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

You big fibber - remember the hundreds and thousands???

I'm wasting my time here :cry:

Are you two an item (Cokney and Floopy?)

I've done it - I've disposed of them! My two "toys" are now languishing in the rubbish bin outside my front door! I feel so naughty! :naughty: They are double bagged, then trippled bagged and I am just going to sit on the settee so that I can get a good view of the dustbin to make sure that no-one raids it before the bin men come .... where are they.... they're late ..... do you mean I took the day off work for this and they don't even turn up!!


.... next week i will get rid of two rude books I've got, which I've never got past the first chapter of - maybe I will get rid of those in a charity bag! :bag:

I've done it - I've disposed of them! My two "toys" are now languishing in the rubbish bin outside my front door! I feel so naughty! :naughty: They are double bagged, then trippled bagged and I am just going to sit on the settee so that I can get a good view of the dustbin to make sure that no-one raids it before the bin men come .... where are they.... they're late ..... do you mean I took the day off work for this and they don't even turn up!!


.... next week i will get rid of two rude books I've got, which I've never got past the first chapter of - maybe I will get rid of those in a charity bag! :bag:I hope you are feeling liberated Dol (should I tell you how much I will laugh if you post on here that they get discovered??????? :shutup: ):laugh:

as for the naughty books, post em to me chick - I love a good old pervy book :devil:

Ias for the naughty books, post em to me chick - I love a good old pervy book :devil:
you can have 'em Queeenie! But one of 'em is about Lesbians!! it was a book and I swear this is absolutely true - which I ordered on Amazon by mistake! Honest I swear it was a mistake.

Anyway the bits I've read were very boring ... maybe i should have perserved to the hardcore bits! :w00t:

and the other one is a book by some french slapper who was into group sex with just about anyone who had a dick - it is exceedingly tedious for such an erotic subject!

but if you want them you're welcome! what am I bid? maybe I shoudl put them on ebay!

Are you two an item (Cokney and Floopy?)
We're married, so yeah I guess I'm stuck with him :w00t:

...the bin men are now in my street - the suspense is killing me!



...lorry now outside my house!



.....binman approaching house


......bin being lifted into van



.............nefarious items being tipped into churner




................cruuuuunnnnncccchhhhh!!!! - churner's broken!














not really - sorry to disappoint Queenie!

Ah, Im now toyless - I feel liberated!

I need to change my response now! Can we have a re-count?

You big fibber - remember the hundreds and thousands???

I'm wasting my time here :cry:
Oh yes but that was about five years ago I can’t remember that far back get some on your way home http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_22.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_19.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

LMFAO - Dol, you never fail to cheer me up!! I don't think I have known anyone to get so excited about the binmen coming!!

Pop your books on ebay, you might be surprised at the bidding, after a dinner with George Michael and boyfriend reached about £2million!

As for the recount, I've ordered a new one for Valentine's Day! I just hope that it is discreetly parcelled as God knows what the postman will think!:w00t:

LMFAO - Dol, you never fail to cheer me up!! I don't think I have known anyone to get so excited about the binmen coming!!


hey, you don't think they're going to be using them do you, well they didn't make me come - so perhaps they could do some good for them!

postmen - binmen


We really are at the mercy of these public servants not revealing our pecadillos arent' we!

hey, you don't think they're going to be using them do you, well they didn't make me come - so perhaps they could do some good for them!
you never know Dol, my mate used to be a bin man, and he used to have a good old ROOT through peeps rubbish!!!!!

and the other one is a book by some french slapper who was into group sex with just about anyone who had a dick - it is exceedingly tedious for such an erotic subject!I read that one too, and I agree, very dull, considering :bored:

Edit: Meant to say, I was going to order a free sample of the KY warming stuff but it can take up to 8 weeks to come (no pun intended!) and I suddenly realised that my house might be being lived in by it's new owners by then, so I'll just have to buy my own :)

We're married, so yeah I guess I'm stuck with him :w00t:

I didn't realise!

Edit: Meant to say, I was going to order a free sample of the KY warming stuff but it can take up to 8 weeks to come (no pun intended!) and I suddenly realised that my house might be being lived in by it's new owners by then, so I'll just have to buy my own :)
so then Voicey......do you have the new owners names???????????

Go on, order it in their name, if it arrives in time bonus.................if not.....OH to be a fly on THEIR wall!!!!!

I think I may have been slipped an EVIL/SMUTTY potion today.....:ninja:

so then Voicey......do you have the new owners names???????????

Go on, order it in their name, if it arrives in time bonus.................if not.....OH to be a fly on THEIR wall!!!!!

I think I may have been slipped an EVIL/SMUTTY potion today.....:ninja:
If I did that Queeenie I'd be even more glad that I'd emigrated!

postmen - binmen


We really are at the mercy of these public servants not revealing our pecadillos arent' we!

When we lived in Germany I worked in the post office where everyone used to pick their mail up from. It was great fun watching the lads faces when they would come and pick up their mail order porn mags from a little 18 year old girl. You could tell as they always came in the same black plastic wrapping(the magazines that is). But we had to get our laughs from some where.

re ann summers shopping - act like you are looking at the undies - as very tasteful knickerbox collection and then slip into the over 18's section, if anyone says they saw you in ann summers just give them a look and tell them you were looking at the knickerbox collection :angel_not .

For goodness sake VOR, I'll say it again VICKS :wink2:

Think of the money you'll save :D

For goodness sake VOR, I'll say it again VICKS :wink2:

Think of the money you'll save :D

And how delightful you will smell :sick: :laugh:

It's a bit gloopy as well Nox!

Ahhh but it kills two birds with one stone. It's terrific if your partner has a head cold!