This thread is for when something has good and bad points ...

DYJLIW - you are offered a new job :D


DYJHIW - you can't take it as it would mean a huge cut in salary and benefits :mad:

LIW you're going on holiday on Saturday :cool:

but

HIW the baby's passport still hasn't turned up :mad2:

Hope it comes tomorrow Floopy!


DYLIW - Your husband may be getting £2000 commission (on top of his usual salary) for a sale he made today!! :flex:


DYHIW - You have to wait a few days to see if it all goes through :whistling :wacko:

LIW - you have a whole day off to yourself - son's at school.


HIW - you've got the day off cos the gas man is coming and you have to get up early anyway!

DYJLIW - It's Friday! :D

DYJHIW - You have to work until 5.30. :(

DYJHIW - a crane collapses at your childrens school and 2 men are killed


DYJLIW - the bbc website says no children are affected

....hate it when - someone refuses to clear their garbage so that it will enable to get across the message you have been trying to forward for the last couple of hours....:wallbash:


....love it when - you have attempted all possible means of communication, yet thay still ignore you....:ohmy:

Dolores may just have a point....:thumbsup:

....hate it when - someone refuses to clear their garbage so that it will enable to get across the message you have been trying to forward for the last couple of hours....:wallbash:


....love it when - you have attempted all possible means of communication, yet thay still ignore you....:ohmy:

Dolores may just have a point....:thumbsup:


DYJHIW - You haven't had a chance to clear your Inbox and people think you're ignoring them

DYJLIW - It's lunchtime and you can clear said Inbox and post a bit

DYJLIW - You spend a fortune on gorgeous new lingerie :D

DYJHIW - You're the only one who's likely to see it. :mellow:

Wear it to the meet KC. The things I am wearing resemble underwear so you can sit with me....near the radiator. :)

Wear it to the meet KC. The things I am wearing resemble underwear so you can sit with me....near the radiator. :)

Unfortunately I can't make the meet Catster, but if there's another one later I might well be there.

Underwear as outerwear..gotta love it. ;)

DYJLIW - You spend a fortune on gorgeous new lingerie :D

DYJHIW - You're the only one who's likely to see it. :mellow:

Don't be sad KC - I always spend a fortune on new lingerie and no one but me gets to see it :sad:


Although I was intending showing off at the meet, when I do my table dancing :wacko: :laugh:

DYJLIW you have a triffle an apple pie and two birthday cakes to eat (portions not whole ones)
DYJHIW you know you are going to have to work out at the gym for an extra hour to burn off above treats!

DYJHIW you absently start scratching your legs and realise you have forgotten to deflea the cat.URGH!
DYJLIW you listen to music that takes you to a very happy time and it feels really really good

DYJHIW - you have workman trapsing through your house yet again...

DYJLIW - they have finally finished the windows on their 3 visit .....

DYJHIW...you are sat here very comfortably and then you are joined by the sound of dripping water. Upon lookin up..there is is...drip drip drip from the ceiling.......SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII T.

Runs upstairs to bathroom, no taps running.....runs back down...MR CAT! MR CAT (outside having a cigar)....quick there is water coming out the ceiling.

Upon which both Mr & Mrs Cat run gazelle like up the stairs, two at time and came to a shuddering stop in the bath room.

"Where is it coming from" exclaimed Mr Cat as his eyes wildly scanned the small bathroom

"There it is!...its the radiator leaking :ohmy: ".

So the bolt was tightened and the water stopped dripping.

Sorry got a bit Coastified there.

DYJLIW...you can resume previous position without the dripping of water.

:)

DYJLIW - miss ils phones :wub:

DYJHIW - she wants you to do her a favour....

DYJLIW - miss ils phones :wub:

DYJHIW - she wants you to do her a favour....

Hey ILS - I'm 42 and i think I always start off phone calls to my mum and dad with ...."you couldn't do me a favour could you......" although I do feel guilty enough about it to invite them round to sunday lunch occasionally!

Hey ILS - I'm 42 and i think I always start off phone calls to my mum and dad with ...."you couldn't do me a favour could you......" although I do feel guilty enough about it to invite them round to sunday lunch occasionally! I don't think I will give a invite for Sunday lunch for a good years yet (well not while she is a student) ..... Here's hoping when I do she is not still a vegetarian :laugh:

DYJHIW.... your son's bike gets nicked :ranting:


DYJLIW..... your best mate brings you round a big bunch of flowes and a bottle of wine to make you feel better! :wine: :heart: ... is there anything better in this world that a best friend? .... nah didn't think so ... especially if they bring wine!


.....oh and she also brought Luke some sweeties!

Awww how lovely Dol :hug:

DYJLIW - Brighton are winning 2 - 0 :D

DYJHIW - they are down to 2 men :sad:

DYJLIW - Brighton are winning 2 - 0 :D

DYJHIW - they are down to 2 men :sad:

Down to 2 men:ohmy:

Oooops I meant 10 :blush: :laugh:

They would have been doing extremely well if they were up 2-0 and down to 2 men:laugh:

They would have been doing extremely well if they were up 2-0 and down to 2 men:laugh:

They are doing extremely well being 2-0 and down to 10 men, Sunderland are near the top of the league !!!

DYJLIW - simple pleasures here but that I answer my landline phone. I just dont hear it so when I hear it and answer it, my smiling begins.

DYJHIW - I have forgotten another birthday! I am a terrible friend, daughter, sibling, aunt etc

DYJLIW - your son's team win 4-0 :funky:


DYJHIW - you get so http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/ilovesurvivor/Smilies-Weather/1.gif watching the match, that you still can't feel your toes :sad:

Love - someones asked if I fancy going with a really nice group to the red sea scuba diving in summer, very cheap.

Hate - think last two days clash with a course and will blow savings to buy my first car.

The good news is - We have sold our house :)

The bad news is - We still have no residency visa for NZ (and therefore nowhere to live!) :mellow:

Awww Voicey - I hope you get your visa soon :hug:


If not you could always pitch a tent in my garden :D

LIW your luggage turned up today

HIW there was no-one in to collect it so they took it away again :bored:

DYJLIW - It's getting noticeably lighter earlier in the mornings and later in the evening. Spring's coming! :D

DYJHITW - It's still winter and it's frickin' freeeeeeezing. :sad:

Liw - you get lovely and drunk in good company.....

Hiw - you later fall off your bike cos you are drunk and have a cut head and a end with a very poorly and bloody finger.... :cry:


i will show all those who turn up to the meet my injuries .. and if that's not an incentive to join us I don't know what is!!

DYJLIW - the builders are finally coming to finish your kitchen on Thursday & Friday (only a year after it was fitted)


DYJHIW - you just know going on past experience they will have to come back again to retify what they don't do properly

DYJHIW - eldest son doesn't get picked to do a school trip to China in 2006.:mad2:


DYJLIW - his teacher guarentees a place in 2008 to China - hoorah!!:D

DYJHIW you have been working your ass off for over a year and it saps all of your energy, makes you ill, and destroys your confidence in your ability :cry:


BUT........


DYJLIW you go and register with the 2nd Staff Agency of the week and leave there feeling full of confidence, happy and energetic :w00t: and looking forward to finding a new job!

DYJLIW you are only working a 1/2 day today so get to go home at 12:30 :w00t:



DYJHIW the morning is dragging, and you have nothing to do (except dreary stuff) :sad:

DYJLIW - the floor is layed, the appliances are back in the kitchen, so you can cook, use the dishwasher, catch up on the washing and have your lounge/diner back to how it was :D

But

DYJHIW - they have found some more faults that someone will have to come back and rectify! :ranting:

DYJLIW - the floor is layed, the appliances are back in the kitchen, so you can cook, use the dishwasher, catch up on the washing and have your lounge/diner back to how it was :D

But

DYJHIW - they have found some more faults that someone will have to come back and rectify! :ranting:

Oh good, then you try one of the recipes in the "what's for tea" thread!! :p

DYJLIW - you have a brand new cooker :wub:


DYJHIW - it shouldn't have been delivered until Friday when I was here, as my friend can't fit it until Saturday. So I now have to put up with a great big box in my front room for 4 days :ranting:

DYJLIW - you have a brand new washing machine :D


DYJHIW - it shouldn't have been delivered until Friday as my friend can't fit it until Saturday. So I now have to put up with a 2 great big boxes in my front room for 3 days :ranting:

HIW - you give up job you love and who loves you back, to take new, better paid job.

RHIW - company use you as scapegoat and sack you after six months

LIW - get old job back within 5 minutes of losing other one

RLIW - you get 2 weeks off in between.

HIW - childminder ill so can't look after kids during Easter.

LIW - Husband takes time off and uses money saved from childminder to take family away to France for a few days.

:)

DYJLIW you've just had a really, really lovely dinner of roast chicken with all the trimmings.

DYJHIW you've just been into the kitchen to make a cup of tea and seen all the washing up yet to do and hubby disappeared straight after finishing his tea to go fishing.

DYJHIW you've just been into the kitchen to make a cup of tea and seen all the washing up yet to do and hubby disappeared straight after finishing his tea to go fishing
Take it to Maxine's - her hubby likes washing up apparently!!

DYJLIW - you come back from the supermarket, sit down with a quick cup of tea to catch up on New Posts - and it really cheers you up.

DYJHIW - you remember the shopping is still in bags on the kitchen floor :blush:

DYJLIW - you come back from the supermarket, sit down with a quick cup of tea to catch up on New Posts - and it really cheers you up.

DYJHIW - you remember the shopping is still in bags on the kitchen floor :blush:

LARF....reminded me of once I went to see my sister (her of Aubretia)..her car was in the driveway, boot open with all the shopping in it...I helpfully picked up a bag to take in..to find her ironing away in the front room and watching a film. Shopping totally forgotten.

Easily done, easily done!

My mother once came home with a supermarket basket full of shopping! (Twas is the olden days before proper checkouts). I've never seen such shock on anyone's face when she realised:laugh:

DYJLIW you have made an error with your finances, and have an extra £130 to play with this month.

DYJHIW the electric bill arrives, and its for £116 :bored:

DYJLIW you've finished all your work for the day.

DYJHIW .... youre now bored :unsure:

DYJLIW - miss ils emails and says that she misses you :wub:

BUT


DYJHIW - she informs you she is off to vote for the 1st time and asks you if you feel old :cry:


:laugh: :laugh:

DYJLIW - the cat comes running over and makes a huge fuss of you as if you are the best thing in the whole world...:wub:

but

DYJHIW - you realise it is because he has been caught in a huge downpour, is soaking wet and really just wants to dry himself on your white jumper...:ranting:

DYJLIW - a cool TV show comes up at very short notice that you would seriously love to do.....

but

HIW - you might have to say to another watch that that overtime you said you would do to help them out this Saturday may not happen as a result of the TV thingy! :wallbash:

oh Coastie tv company has been asking for your cash this time?! it's not pop idol is it? or big brother? or love island! :D

oh Coastie tv company has been asking for your cash this time?! it's not pop idol is it? or big brother? or love island! :D

No...its to take part in a weekend of outward bound activities and challenges whilst that guy who looks at human behaviour discusses why we react how we do.....it's for the BBC.....

I doubt I'll be selected as I have done alot of outward bound stuff before but I thought it would be fun to try! :kid:

DYJLIW you try to pay your sponsorship by paypal, but the wrong card details come up, you try to investigate, get bored and use these details anyway, thinking you have got something over someone, somewhere.


DYJHIW you get home from work and your husband blasts you for using his paypal saying "I thought you said it was free to come on here........." etc.

:blush:

DYJLIW - miss ils is coming home on Thursday


DYJHIW - it is only for 4 days

DYJHIW....you spend £loads on a posh boob spray from Yves St Laurent, only to discover that they have just brought out a new one that is even better.

DYJLIW...you look in the cupboard and discover that because you were ****ed when you bought it, you actually DID by the new version by mistake! :laugh:

what's a boob spray?

Hang on I will find you a link:

http://www.boots-ysl.com/commun/desc_soins.php?var=ref=110029500000@seg=SOINS+CORP S@name=boots@rep=commun@langue=us

DYJLIW you buy a brand new iron in the sale, £10 off, and it is bloody marvellous.

DYJHIW you get excited about a new iron:blink:

DYJHIW

Don’t you just hate it when you are suppose to be moving on Wednesday but your solicitor has made a cock-up and now your not moving till Monday maybe because they can be sure by they will try and you still haven’t packed everything but the best part is that now your unpacking things that you now need that you already packed
In addition, you still don’t know if it’s all going to happen as you still haven’t exchanged contracts and your solicitor is as about as good as a chocolate teapot

And your wife is off her head with raging hormones and blaming it all on you and the other people are ringing you dally to ask you what is happening and all you can tell them is you don’t know because your solicitor never rings you and when you ring them you sit on hold for twenty minuets and your on your mobile because you had your phone cut off because you thought you where moving but you can still use the internet because the company you use take up to two weeks to disconnect your line but you may be cut off any moment and your dreading that they will cut it off before Friday night because you know your wife will shout at you even more

And you still have lodes to do but you cant be asked because you have I groin strain from lifting all the boxes and stuff
and you have an abases on your A*se and are on antibiotics so you cant even get drunk to make yourself feel better and relax for a bit

And you don’t think you take much more

Yeah, I'd hate that too mate. Hope all the sh*t sorts itself out for you and Floops really soon.

Awwwww Cockney :hug:

Hold it together Cockers, and look after each other. Everything's happening at once and out of your control.

Im really sorry to hear your news Cockney. Moving house is soooo blummin stressful isnt it. I know the last time i did it i swore never again. The stress is often too much.

I know our buyers managed to get our phone number (they read it off my husbands driving school headboard) and they called constantly .... and normally it was bad news. I hated the fact that they called me direct instead of going through the estate agents.

It all turned out OK in the end though, and im sure everything will be fine with you too.

Just hang on in there, give one another a cuddle and try to feel positive.

Sounds a real bummer Cockney. You really sound at the end of your tether and I feel for you both.

If I were you I'd take a night off. Get someone to babysit Gigi and go out for a meal with Floopy. If you can't get a babysitter, go somewhere child friendly. But get out of the house and all those boxes for a bit!

poor old Cockney and Floopy ... but Cockney you musn't make Floopy out to be such a dragon ...I'm sure it's just not true!

I've NEVER had a smooth move ... life isn't like Coronation Street is it, where they put their house on the market, get a buyer, find somewhere to move into, sign contracts and are having a housewarming party all within the first 10 minutes of an episode! ... and yet we have to wait twenty five friggin episodes for Katie to do the decent thing and top herself!!!!!

Ooh, Cocks & Floops, you have my every sympathy. Do as Karen says, get a babysitter and go out for a nice meal. Floops needs all the rest she can get and you don't need the stress either.

Our house has been on the market for just 2 weeks now and our seller's sols have phoned every day hassling our solicitor about our sale. I wished we never bothered to buy now, I am so tempted just to say stuff your house and look elsewhere.

We have had an offer but it is £10k less than we want and it is from a property developer - bloomin' cheek he was told where to stick his offer!

Aww Cockney and Floopy, I was just thinking today if you had moved yet or not.

I hope it all sorts itself out soon, and you will be in your lovely new house, enjoying the quiet life before you now it.

Big hugs to you both:hug:

DYJHIW

Don’t you just hate it when you are suppose to be moving on Wednesday but your solicitor has made a cock-up and now your not moving till Monday maybe because they can be sure by they will try and you still haven’t packed everything but the best part is that now your unpacking things that you now need that you already packed
In addition, you still don’t know if it’s all going to happen as you still haven’t exchanged contracts and your solicitor is as about as good as a chocolate teapot

And your wife is off her head with raging hormones and blaming it all on you and the other people are ringing you dally to ask you what is happening and all you can tell them is you don’t know because your solicitor never rings you and when you ring them you sit on hold for twenty minuets and your on your mobile because you had your phone cut off because you thought you where moving but you can still use the internet because the company you use take up to two weeks to disconnect your line but you may be cut off any moment and your dreading that they will cut it off before Friday night because you know your wife will shout at you even more

And you still have lodes to do but you cant be asked because you have I groin strain from lifting all the boxes and stuff
and you have an abases on your A*se and are on antibiotics so you cant even get drunk to make yourself feel better and relax for a bit

And you don’t think you take much more


Wow Cockers, I found this bit slightly worrying because I used to be a Legal Secretary and did a lot of conveyancing and it's usually impossible to exchange contracts and complete on the same day! I know it can be done but it's not normal practice from my recollection.

If you're buying and selling it is usual to exchange contracts (just an agreement that the whole thing will happen) on both the sale and the purchase at the same time, so that you don't find yourself committed to buy without also having the sale sewn up and vice versa. Once contracts are exchanged there is usually a lot of work to be done like Searches at the Land Registry (which can take blooming ages) and all the other legal requirements before the final Conveyance is prepared and signed, the completion date is finally agreed on and that's the date you usually move and keys are exchanged. The keys business can be a nightmare too because even if you get to the completion date, if the estate agent hasn't got the authority to release the keys you can end up sitting outside your new place complete with furniture, waiting for the release of the keys!

I've know this happen many times. I've also spent many lunch times frantically typing up Conveyances because if I didn't, some poor soul would be in just that situation.

I expect there is an explanation for this, though, and that you have it under some sort of control.

Anyway, I hope it all goes well for you.

Ya.... thanks for that Critiqute

but they have already done the Searches at the Land Registry and all the other legal stuff Like what we are leaving and what they are leaving and are we clearing the loft how much is the water rates and all the other sh*t



it just a bit paper from our bank that we are waiting for with out going in to much detail but it has to be sent to them and then they sign it and send it back and then we exchange contracts but just doing that can take four days with second class post and that is if they deal with it straight away

Our buyers and sellers both hate me

what ****iss me off is that they have had the purchase stuff for six months and the tosser of a solicitor only looked at it last week and was trying to sort this out by Tuesday and couldn’t

Oh Cockers - what a bloody pain.

:hug: to you and the family.

DYJHIW someone is obviously upset about something that has been said to them mainly because it was said too bluntly.

But....

DYJLIW someone has finally said it because something needed to be said. And it wasn't you!

DYJLIW - You can finally play 'The Sims' again...

but

DYJHIW - wou do not have the will power to resist loading it up at 10pm last night only to play until 1230am...:blush:

Our buyers and sellers both hate me


sod them, Cockney!

DYJHIW....you spend £loads on a posh boob spray from Yves St Laurent, only to discover that they have just brought out a new one that is even better.

DYJLIW...you look in the cupboard and discover that because you were ****ed when you bought it, you actually DID by the new version by mistake! :laugh:
The correct application: apply to bust in the morning after showering. Massage breasts in circular movements, then up to the decollete and shoulders.

I would like to volunteer to do this for you it is no trouble ..... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_22_11.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

The correct application: apply to bust in the morning after showering. Massage breasts in circular movements, then up to the decollete and shoulders.

I would like to volunteer to do this for you it is no trouble ..... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_22_11.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

Now there's an offer, Ceri. :w00t: But I'm unclear as to what a boob spray is. What does it do?

DYJHIW it's pouring with rain but DYJLIW it means you can't go and do the garden.

Max its this

http://www.boots-ysl.com/commun/desc_soins.php?var=ref=110029500000@seg=SOINS+CORP S@name=boots@rep=commun@langue=us

Max its this

http://www.boots-ysl.com/commun/desc_soins.php?var=ref=110029500000@seg=SOINS+CORP S@name=boots@rep=commun@langue=us

You got that up quickly, Cockney, obviously been doing some research.

If that works I'm getting some! Do you think a 2 inch lift is an unreasonable expectation?

£32 is a bit expensive............but does it work? ;) Push-up bras work a treat for me! :thumbsup:

You got that up quickly, Cockney, obviously been doing some research.

If that works I'm getting some! Do you think a 2 inch lift is an unreasonable expectation?

ya go for it Max
I have two big hands if there is anything I can do to help http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_83.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

£32 is a bit expensive............but does it work? ;) Push-up bras work a treat for me! :thumbsup:


Me too, I'm always having comments about my cleavage, although the reality is somewhat different!

La Senza, the ones with air bags. £20 I think.

ya go for it Max
I have two big hands if there is anything I can do to help http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_83.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

You're just so giving it makes me want to weep.

Me too, I'm always having comments about my cleavage, although the reality is somewhat different!

La Senza, the ones with air bags. £20 I think.

Ooh, is that the ones that come supplies with a little pump, Flip has one of those!

Thank goodness I am off the dating scene I would hate to think that I got chatted because of my "boosted-up" cleavage, they would be in for a big disappointment when they came back for coffee! :ohmy:

Ooh, is that the ones that come supplies with a little pump, Flip has one of those!

Thank goodness I am off the dating scene I would hate to think that I got chatted because of my "boosted-up" cleavage, they would be in for a big disappointment when they came back for coffee! :ohmy:


No, it's got small removable pads filled with air. Once they've burst, that's it, as I have learned to my lop-sided cost!

More than a handful is a waste I say http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_26.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

More than a handful is a waste I say http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_26.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

Oh really? :bag:

they would be in for a big disappointment when they came back for coffee! :ohmy:

Wow, charlies out over the first coffee?

You're easy! :ninja:

More than a handful is a waste I say http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_26.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

That's not what you told me :ninja:

That's not what you told me :ninja:


er er ............. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_202v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

Wow, charlies out over the first coffee?

You're easy! :ninja:

Yeah, but I always got my man! :devil: btw - how did you know his name was Charlie? :p

No, it's got small removable pads filled with air. Once they've burst, that's it, as I have learned to my lop-sided cost!

Have you tried the chicken fillets, Patsy. I tried them out when I was shopping with my....ahem.... personal shopper in John Lewis, but they didn't really fit well with the outfit, but I would consider getting them. Again, on the dating scene.......waking up in the morning, instead of false teeth and a wig at the side of bedside cabinet, you will have your chicken fillets! :D

DYJLIW....

you have finally dragged your backside out of the computer chair, cleaned up the old newspapers, empty envelopes from yesterday's post and assorted paperwork that was lying around, emptied wpb, washed ashtrays, plumped cushions etc.

Made bed, picked up and tidied away assorted clothes, put on a washload.

Cleared worktops in kitchen which was piled up with packets and boxes from shopping that you were too tired to find a space for yesterday, emptied rubbish bin, emptied dishwasher and refilled it, mopped kitchen floor.

Hoovered all through.

Made hubby a cup of tea when he came in from work and he's sleeping peacefully (after 4 am start), had a shower, dressed and flopped back in computer chair feeling very satisfied but.....

DYJHIW...

you suddenly remember why the spare bedroom/grandson's room door was kept shut! I guess I haven't finished yet :(

Ooh well done Crit:thumbsup:

You make me feel quite inadequate today, I have done nothing at all when I really shouldn't have been.

Don't feel inadequate Andrea - I have all day every day at home and I was only making up for all the days that I do nothing at all :bag:

DYJLIW it stops raining long enough to get some washing dry on the line.....


DYJHIW...you realise that you have to iron the bloody stuff once it dries :ranting:

DYJLIW - you get a phone call to say that they are finally going to sort out your bathroom


DYJHIW - they give you less than 24 hours notice!

Wow, they don't like giving you much notice for anything, do they.

Wow, they don't like giving you much notice for anything, do they.


No they don't, they are just bloody cowboys!

every cloud, ils....


http://latinlgbtpride.org/2004/MiguelAngel2004/images/cowboys.jpg

DYJLIW you catch a glimpse of the new taps / waste / toilet flusher etc for your new bathroom (sad i know but they are blummin wonderful and posh).

DYJHIW your smothers in cream paint ... with no way of washing it off :bored: I think ill be in the yard with a hose and a bar of soap :mellow:

DYJHIW - you get the time wrong for your hair appointment and turn up 1 hour early :bag:


DYJLIW - they fit you in inbetween their other customers :D

DYJLIW - you put on an old pair of size 12 trousers and they do up for the first time in two years :w00t:

DYJHIW - you try to sit down :ohmy:

DYJLIW you have a great day today with kids, and my mum and dad, on the carnival field watching all the displays, parachute guys landing, and the kids love going on the fairground rides.

DYJHIW you spend a fortune on the carnival field. Can you believe that kiddies rides are now £1.50 a go :ohmy: and hook a duck is £2 :ohmy:

and hook a duck is £2 :ohmy:

If that's some sort of local euphemism, isn't that quite cheap ?

:bag:

DYJLIW........60 minutes in a International Scotland are 2-0 up


DYJHIW.........by the end of the game, Austria have scored twice!! :angry:

DYJLIW you go and buy an identical top to the one you bought on Monday as you love it sooooo much.

DYJHIW you have now spent twice as much, and people will think you never change !!

DYJLIW it's your kids 6th birthday tomorrow.

DYJHIW you are supposed to be having an outdoor party, but the weather report for tomorrow is rain :ohmy:

DYJHIW you have to go to the dentist

DYJLIW he manages to fill a broken tooth so that - a) you don't need a crown and b) you don't have to go back until February - and c) it only cost thirty quid!!

Ooh! I've got a dual one!

Buff hottie from the other night has asked me out for a drink. In a way it is good because it is all quite new and exciting, in a way it is bad because I am scared.

I said yes, and am awaiting his reply.

cheerio!

Nothing beats being young and in lust :naughty:

We await a progess report...

Christ on a bike!

It's set for next Thursday. I'll be having a few shots of rum before that, then.

cheerio!

woooooooooooooooo:w00t:

OOOOH Sccobs! I am even feeling nervous for you!! :w00t:

Andrea, hope the weather clears up for your son's birthday!

Happy Birthday!!! :happybday :happybday

DYJLIW - Scoobs has a date next Thursday :thumbsup:


DYJHIW - Andrea's sons Birthday Party might have to be changed from outside to inside :sad:

DYJLIW - you will have 2 free mornings to yourself next week

DYJHIW - your "baby" starts nursery school!! :cry:

DYJHIW - your "baby" starts nursery school!! :cry:

blimey o'riley, where does the time go? In my head she's still a little baby!

DYJLIW - The potential new lodger is a very nice chap....

but

DYJHIW - he is as far from totty as you could possibly imagine (although he does have a nice voice..the beer belly and the rebellious exnavy long hair just doesn't do it for me...) :(

Think positive Coastie, he might have some friends that are hot tottie :naughty:

Christ on a bike!

It's set for next Thursday. I'll be having a few shots of rum before that, then.

cheerio!




Ooooooh good luck Scoobs :thumbsup:

Christ on a bike!

It's set for next Thursday. I'll be having a few shots of rum before that, then.

cheerio!




ooooh very exciting...you go Scooby Doo! :thumbsup:

DYJLIW - The potential new lodger is a very nice chap....

but

DYJHIW - he is as far from totty as you could possibly imagine (although he does have a nice voice..the beer belly and the rebellious exnavy long hair just doesn't do it for me...) :(

I have to say he sounds right up my street! (is the beer belly excessive though?!)

Err I think I left something at your house when I visited those rats .... my dignity perhaps!!! :ninja: :blush:

DYJLIW you get free tickets for the Chemical Brothers and others for tonights gig.


DYJHIW It's an open air concert and it is BUCKETING down outside :cry:

Looks like you are going to get wet, TE :ninja:

I have to say he sounds right up my street! (is the beer belly excessive though?!)

Err I think I left something at your house when I visited those rats .... my dignity perhaps!!! :ninja: :blush:

He is actually staying round the corner from you at the moment Dol.... :wink2: The beer gut isn't to excessive just enough to say he had a few more buds than the average beer!

DYJHIW hubby is going back to work tomorrow after having 5 weeks off post-operation.
It's actually been quite nice having him at home.

DYJLIW hubby is going back to work tomorrow after having 5 weeks off post-operation.
He can get under your feet sometimes :ninja:

DYJHIW - its monday and another week in the office looms




DYJLIW - you are only doing a three day week as you are on holiday Thurs and Fri :cool:

DYJLIW the builders set the fire alarm off at work when they were soldering (thats spelt wrong i know it is) and we had about 5 mins of excitment trying to turn it off.

DYJHIW the alarm isnt linked to the fire brigade and i was looking forward to a firemans lift.



P.s. - i know it would be a waste of resource for the fire brigade to come out ..... but i need to fulfil my last fantasy somehow :bag:

P.s. - i know it would be a waste of resource for the fire brigade to come out ..... but i need to fulfil my last fantasy somehow :bag:




I love it at work when we have meetings with Firemen! we also have meetings with policemen ... but for me the Firemen win everytime on so many counts! :fireman:

I love it at work when we have meetings with Firemen! we also have meetings with policemen ... but for me the Firemen win everytime on so many counts! :fireman:

Same here, they look so macho and manly in their uniforms ...... god im dribbling just thinking about it :laugh:

DYJLIW - Brighton score


DYJHIW - 5 minutes later Shrewsbury equalise :cry:

DYJLIW you have had a fabby day at the beach with all the family.
We all went fishing, (didn't catch anything though) but the kids were messing about in the sea with their trunks on, hubby was keeping control of the fishing gear, and I was sat just enjoying the day.

DYJHIW the place you go fishing is called "tumble down the cliffs" and I tell you it's called that for a reason. I only just about managed to keep upright going down these damn cliffs to get to the beach.

DYJLIW you discover the delights of Suffolk Cider.



DYJHIW it causes migranes, and i suffered hugely yesterday after just 2 small glasses :mellow:

DYJLIW you register on eBay and put in a bid and you're the highest bidder.

DYJHIW you go out to the pub and get back too late and the photo printer you wanted went for £12.50!!!! :wallbash:

DYJLIW - The potential lodger finally says yes he would like the room.... :w00t:

yet

DYJHIW - it means you are going to have to nag your dad to sort his poo out...he has taken up more than his alloted space in the cupboards and fridge and I am going to have to make him sort it as that space is to be used by the new lodger aswell!! :mad2:

it means you are going to have to nag your dad to sort his poo out..

Why - does he leave stains in the toilet :blink: Maybe he should consult the poo pictures in the 'you are what you eat' book :laugh:

Nice one Bon well misunderstood

You burn your burger bun again $%*****$^)6

Nice one Bon well misunderstood

You burn your burger bun again $%*****$^)6

Burgers at this time in the morning :blink: Im impressed :laugh:

Why - does he leave stains in the toilet :blink: Maybe he should consult the poo pictures in the 'you are what you eat' book :laugh:

The new lodger is popping round tomorow morning so I have left a list of things to do for my dad tonight! He had better have them done by the time I get home or he'll be in the monthly theme thread!

DYJLIW you get home to find that your new MP3 Player is awaiting collection.

DYJHIW it wont be available until 6pm - and the place closes at 5pm :wallbash:

DYJHIW - Your computer dies and when it finally reboots it has all sorts of weird stuff on the screens that looked different before....

DYJLIW - this means you have something to do for a while in finding out what the symbols mean! :ohmy:

DYJLIW - your youngest son's footie team win again :D

but

DYJHIW - their striker has to be taken to A & E with a suspected fractured ankle :cry:

DYJHIW - Your computer dies and when it finally reboots it has all sorts of weird stuff on the screens that looked different before....

DYJLIW - this means you have something to do for a while in finding out what the symbols mean! :ohmy:


Have the new symbols got ladies pouting and CLICK ME! written on the Coastie.

What ever they say I'm going to do it anyway.

DYJLIW you find out some info on the web for your hubby that he really wants to know.


DYJHIW he keeps coming back and asking you "can you go onto that fishing site again"

Don't know if I'm unleashing a beast here.
The other night, I got him on one page of a fishing shop and told him how to scroll up and down the page.
He managed that.
Next he'll be logging on himself and using my precious computer time.

Next he'll be logging on himself and using my precious computer time.

I think you need to put a stop to that right now, Andrea, before he gets hooked :wacko::laugh:

I think you need to put a stop to that right now, Andrea, before he gets hooked :wacko::laugh:

Hooked? On a fishing site??????????


groan

Hooked? On a fishing site??????????


groan


Rob, get yer coat - Taxi!! :wink2:

Ok - I'm going:D

DYJLIW - your exam yesterday was postponed until today which gave you a few more hours of revision.

But....

DYJHIW "tomorrow" is now "today", the exam isn't until this afternoon, and you've barely done any revision during the extra time..... :sad:

Good luck with the exam, Karen:thumbsup:

Fingers crossed you did ok Karen :D

I know that this should be in the DYJLIW thread, but its relevant to the last couple of posts here....

I PASSED!!!!! WITH 80%

Aren't I just fabulous????

I don't just pass, the exam, I pass it well.

1 down, 2 to go, but I'll think of those another time.

Ooooh I'm a happy girle right now. I'm off to crack open the vino!

YAY!!! :thumbsup:

WELL DONE

KAREN

:thumbsup:

Thanks you! :D

AND....I didn't even have to bribe the adjudicator, so I can save the £300 in my purse in case I fail the next one. :laugh:

Great stuff Karen


CONGRATULATIONS

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Oh, you clever girl. Well done. NOT doing that last minute extra intensive revision did the trick then!

Blummin marvellous. :wine:

DYJLIW you get another letter from son number 2, saying he is now having "alot" of fun and misses us "alot". :wub:

DYHIW he says he's waiting to get another letter from you and you haven't sent one and you feel guilty as hell, so you have to scribble one out quickly and hope the post gets there by tomorrow. :sad:

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Well done Karen.

Yaaaaaaaaaay, well done you Karen:thumbsup:

:thumbsup: Excellent result Karen!! Well done, knew you could do it! :thumbsup:

DYJLIW you're going to a wedding tomorrow - free bar and everyfink, but,
DYJHIW you've got the beginnings of a cold and a spot on the end of your nose.

Don't worry Max. Take advantage of the free bar and your natural dazzling personality will outshine your nasal extruberance. :cool:

DYJHIW - you can't sleep and end up getting really early

on the other hand

DYJLIW you get up early and it looks like a really nice day!

DYJHIW... you go fishing and Mr Know It All comes by and shares his vast experience with you, criticising, your rods, your bait, your hooks, your weights and you can't get rid of him for half an hour .....


DYJLIW ... you catch a fish with your crappy rod, bait, hooks and weights right in front of him ... he soon disappeared after that I can tell you!


Thing is he started out quite interesting recommending a fishing club to us and then he just went on and on and on about everything we were doing wrong ... we only do it for fun at this stage. However, we are going to join the fishing club so some good did come out of it!


btw - we caught three fish altogether, we were so chuffed ... seems like we've finally got the hang of it. They were all small wrass and we chucked them back in the sea.

DYJLIW - You finish your first writing assignment...

but

DYJHIW - you realise to late you don't have any A4 envelopes left to post it off! :wallbash:

DYJLIW - your youngest son scores a goal in his teams 6-2 win away from home!

But

DYJHIW - you are now freezing cold!

DYJLIW the kids are now back at school and the house is lovely and quiet.

DYJHIW both sons are now full time at school and the house is empty and quiet until 3pm.

so what am I doing with all this time now. Being constructive and getting things done?
Nope, sat on the computer messing about:laugh:

DYJLIW the kids are now back at school and the house is lovely and quiet.

DYJHIW both sons are now full time at school and the house is empty and quiet until 3pm.

so what am I doing with all this time now. Being constructive and getting things done?
Nope, sat on the computer messing about:laugh:

And why not, Andrea?! :laugh:

Eeek, 2 of them at school...............time for another! ;)

DYJLIW you get both of your children in bed and asleep by 9pm and settle down with a glass of wine to watch Lost.

DYJHIW your 2 year old comes through at 10.30 and tells you that they have had enough sleep and are not tired anymore! :shocking:

DYJLIW you find a forgotten bag of chocolate coins

DYJHIW you remember how many calories are in chocolate:shocking:

I didn't think men worried about calories Rob!
Or are you just paying more atttention to your figure since you married me!

I HAVE A GREAT DYJLI & HI IN ONE

As some of you know I'm using public transport and my legs to get about at the moment. The bus home is half an hour after I finish and I hung around a bit after to kill time but not too much becasue the boss gets funny about hangers on. So I walked the bus route for 20 mins and stopped at roughly the time the bus was due but as I hate standing still I decided to walk to the next one thought I had enough time, but when I was half way between the two the bus came!
I didn't know which way to run and it just went straight past, the next one was an hour later.
I walked a bit further until I came to a pub and went in to have my first pint on the NY.
Good move :smartie:
What a gorgeous friendly little pub with a massive open fire and really lovely locals. I joined in the game of cards and had a good laugh.
I might miss the bus again tomorrow.
The bus driver is hilarious too, it was the same one and he keeps giving me little tips- like I've never been on a bus before.

I didn't think men worried about calories Rob!
Or are you just paying more atttention to your figure since you married me!



Just realised - with all the exercise that I'm getting - I don't need to worry aboyt calories :whistling

Just realised - with all the exercise that I'm getting - I don't need to worry aboyt calories :whistling

Absolutely...I have already given you the body of a god and well Bob will certainly keep it trim! :naughty:

DYJLIW - master ils#2 footie team win 4-0 and are still top of the table :funky:


but


DYJHIW - you get soaked through to the skin watching him :ranting:

DYJLIW - Your Dad is going away for another four months so you wont have him moping around the house...

but

DYJHIW - it means you will miss out on 4 months worth of rent and are having to convince your mum that she will have a blast looking after your rats for a month in May...

and

Your Dad's motives for returning going away aren't all together holsome and you can se the money he should be using to invest in a place of his own vanishing faster that Speedy Gonzalez with his pants on fire! :unsure:

He sounds like an international man of mystery?
ooooh how exciting.
(but obviously what a pain for you tho'....money wise) ahhhhhh

That sounds really cool Bob, nice pubs are ace...

And I always do the walking between stops thing and it happens everytime... lucky our buses are frequent, unlucky we don't have and decent pubs!

DYJLIW - Your boss phones in sick and so will not be joining us for tonights watch...he was going to join us for the full 12hrs to chat and see whats what etc...this now means we will be able to take our normal breaks as apposed to having to cut them a little short and be on our best behaviour...

DYJHIW - he is a bit scrummy though and you will miss out on 12hrs of swoon....:naughty:

DYJLIW you get your new phone through the post today.

DYJHIW you don't get your new sim card from vodafone through the post today.

DYJLIW you are lent a CD you have wanted to hear for a while

DYJHIW you leave it at work http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/boese/g070.gif

DYJHIW your 6 year old son has found out that the red button on the remote control lets him play scooby doo games.

DYJLIW because you haven't got the phone line hooked up to sky he can only play one level.:ninja:

DYJHIW the weather is too hot or too cold?

DYJLIW the weather is perfect (NEVER!!!)

DYJLIW your wonderful husband texts you - says he is home early this evening and wonders if i would like dinner and drinks at the pub.

DYJHIW you text back saying its a wonderful idea but no, because you have such a guilt trip about leave the dog alone all day ... and then leaving him in the evening too.

:mellow:

DYJLIW - You get a letter published in the PBO mag and it has been made the 'Topic of the Month' :yahoo:

but

DYJHIW - you still get nothing for it other than your name on the page...sometimes they have prizes you know :cry:

Excellent to the first bit, bummer to the second. No fair.

But well done, Coaster. Seeing your name in print (and not in the Most Wanted or Missing Persons sections) must be fab. :thumbsup:

But well done, Coaster. Seeing your name in print (and not in the Most Wanted or Missing Persons sections) must be fab. :thumbsup:

Just wait til I get to America...Thelma and Louise will have nothing on me and my mate...:laugh:

Just wait til I get to America...Thelma and Louise will have nothing on me and my mate...:laugh:


Oh lord, when I see y'all on 'America's Most Wanted' I'm going to have to say I have NO IDEA who those 2 women are...I DON'T care if anybody saw me in their company, THEY ARE DEAD WRONG!!!:laugh:

Oh lord, when I see y'all on 'America's Most Wanted' I'm going to have to say I have NO IDEA who those 2 women are...I DON'T care if anybody saw me in their company, THEY ARE DEAD WRONG!!!:laugh:

It's okay...we will wear wigs, hats and dark glasses when we visit MissG...:pimp: Mind you...we may need a hidey hole if you know of any good ones :whistling:

Honey-chile, I live in the boondocks...there's acres and acres of hidey holes. We had a muderer running around here, behind our property and several others, and he kept himself hid for almost 3 weeks, until he had to go meet his girlfriend and get caught, well...let's say in a delicate situation on a back country road.:laugh:

DYJLIW you are lent a CD you have wanted to hear for a while

DYJHIW you leave it at work http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/boese/g070.gif

Gee, that must suck!

Gee, that must suck!

I got over it :thumbsup:

I got over it :thumbsup:

Did it turn out to be a good CD?

Ye know - I can't even remember what CD it was now!!

:laugh: Must have been a good CD :wink2:

DYJLIW daughter has a friend round to sleep (on the strict understanding that she leaves by 2 cos of a birthday lunch out) & you can hear them giggling & laughing all evening

DYLHIW said friend phones her dad at 2pm to say she will be coming home & he is out! & still not in!

Birthday lunch is now birthday tea

DYJLIW you get home (this was last night) to find two crates of wine in the porch (plus 3 bottles free). Mr.B had ordered them from Virgin wines as a suprise for me as he knew i was getting low. I used to have a wine stock of about 500 bottles, but had got down to about 30.


DYJHIW you have been getting severe migraines from drinking wine of any colour over the last 6 months ... but you havent got the heart to tell him.

DYJLIW you get home (this was last night) to find two crates of wine in the porch (plus 3 bottles free). Mr.B had ordered them from Virgin wines as a suprise for me as he knew i was getting low. I used to have a wine stock of about 500 bottles, but had got down to about 30.


DYJHIW you have been getting severe migraines from drinking wine of any colour over the last 6 months ... but you havent got the heart to tell him.
Can I offer to help you out here Bons..I get no sort of headache at all from white wine, so if you need a hand (or a mouth - I have a large one on offer - I'll get that in before anyone else does) I'd be more than pleased to help you out.:applause:

DYJHIW..you get a phone call to collect your son from school because he has tummy ache, and your'e on your day off:evilmad:


BUT...

DYJLIW...your instinct starts calling out to you, so you take him home, give him he warm drink and his lunch, he farts and feels better, so you take him back to school for the afternoon.:yahoo:

I blame poor diet. :bag:

DYJLIW you get a pay rise.


DYJHIW it isnt as much as you were hoping for.

Never happy are you Bons?:kid:

DYJLIW you get a pay rise.


DYJHIW it isnt as much as you were hoping for.

Aint that the truth every year! :evilmad:

DYJLIW you've been out shopping to town and bought (well bought with all the voucher's I had) lots of lovely yummy things.

DYJHIW you just can't get rid of this cold and feel all bunged up, shattered and ready for bed any minute. And I must be ill, no alcohol has passed my lips even though I've got a bottle of wine in the fridge.

DYJLIW there's a new job being created at school which you've been virutally told to apply for, which is at least 15K a year more than you're currently getting.

DYJHIW the current school manager is being sidelined out for being crap at her job, but unless she walks, you'd end up being her boss and she'd make your life hell.

Hmmmmm, what to do?

...make her life hell :naughty:

Agreed, it's the only option :pimp:

DYJLIW - you get the go-ahead to get a crossover done (work starting this week, so an end to the parking wars with the to$$ers in the next street):yahoo:

DYJHIW - RIP blue bush :cry:

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DYJLIW you have two weeks at home with the kids.

DYJHIW this will be the last two weeks that I will spend with the kids before I start full time work.:sad:

DYJLIW your husband gets you 400 fags cheap from a friend who went to France - saving over £100.


DYJHIW you feel really guilty that he has spent a lot of money on a mucky habit of mine, and you cant afford to pay him back :unsure:

DYJLIW you buy a gorgeous pair of 3/4 length black combats - perfect for my london trip. I saw some in my catalogue for £30 and was tempted, but these only cost me £12.



DYJHIW you can almost guarantee your a*se wont fit into them :wink2:

DYJLIW...you are going to have a child free night!!:applause:


DYJHIW...you're "baby" has gone camping and won't be back till late tomorrow nite and your teen-ager is on a mood swing from Hell and is staying with his aunt and uncle for the weekend and you can't discuss things with him:(

dyjliw your daughter's out for the afternoon and you've got free rein on the comp.

dyjhiw no other ****er's around.

DYJLIW tomorrow you are going to be doing your first shift of your new job (well still as a student at the moment)

DYJHIW you realise that this time tomorrow you will still be working with a drive home after of 40 minutes.

Good luck Andrea hope it goes well.

Hope your first day went well, Andrea.

DYJLIW one of the teachers from your son's school registers with you looking to rent a property because she's leaving her husband? :devil:

DYJHIW you have some lovely goss to share, but can't tell anyone who would be interested because of conflict of interest. :sad:

DYLJIW you go to the dentist and have a filling done and it wasn't half as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

DYJHIW half of your face is now numb and you can't even have a cup of tea without dribbling!

DYJHIW the hospital you've just become employed at is making 450 people redundant, and 10% of staff from each ward has to go. And it's last one in, first one out:sad:

DYJLIW you are a member of staff on a unit that is moving to a smaller hospital in the community and your job (at the moment) is safe.

But I'm absolutely gutted for all other staff, all the newly qualified nurses that will end up getting redundency, and of course because they've been in the job for so little time, they aren't going to get any redundency pay.

And they reckon it won't affect patient care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:shocking:

DYJLIW you have a day off work. I havent had a day off since Xmas, and im off as we are hopefully picking up our new car today.

DYJHIW its Mr.B's day off and ive upset him !!! Basically he has every thursday off work, and he is always telling me that he never stops whilst im at work and is always busy. BUT this morning i was watching TV and he came in at 10:30 and fell asleep. I laughed at him and said "i thought you were permanently on the go on a Thursday". So he got the hump and now he is trying to be super human and is working his butt off to prove a point.

So now i feel guilty as im in need of a rest, but i now feel i should be doing jobs too :bored:

DYJHIW - Last night you discover a lump in the corner of your eye and today it is a constant irritation...:(

DYJLIW - You see an optician who informs you it's nothing serious but gives you a referal to a GP for drops and stuff and you are able to get an appointment the same day! Sorry but that just never happens! :wacko:

DYJLIW you buy yourself two pairs of sandals in the sales (one pair that are dark brown with beads all over and the other are white leather - both flip flop style with the bit between your big toe and the one next to it)... and two lovely skirts, one black and one white. Same design, ankle length with pleats all the way down so flattering and lots of swishy material. Great with a vest and beads - very boho (although that look is now soooooooooo last year :huh: ).



DYJHIW you do this every time you get paid. You rush off and buy clothes, and now you feel guilty for spending money you dont really have :wink2:


Although i did get the whole lot for £39 :applause:

DYJLIW...you go to bed about 10:30ish and sleep all night till a little b/4 6:00 this morning. I got on here for a few minutes and then took a nap on the couch trying to read!:yahoo:




DYJHIW...you get woken up from said nap by 1)a computerized telemarketer and 2) your phone dinging b/c the battery is low!!:angry: I'm up now.:blink:

DYJHIW brother comes to visit and then goes to work and you realise your keys are missing and he`s got them! Can`t lock up to go out now till he finishes work at 9.30 :ranting:



DYJLIW One of the friends you had arranged to meet tonight is coming to sit and have a drink with me till keys have arrived and I can lock up and go out :D

.........love it when your youngest gave a great performance in his end of year play. Great comic timing, intonation and voice projection (can't think where he gets that from).

......... hate it when it hits you like a thunderbolt that it's his last ever school play at primary school. :cry:

DYJLIW you are going to get the new hood fitted on your car tomorrow (dropping it off this evening).

DYJHIW you will be without an open top car for the next few days .... and the weather is going to be glorious. Bad timing :sly:

DYJLIW you think you have sold your old gas cooker. Its a Stoves cooker, and £600 new. I only used it for a year so its in good nick.

DYJHIW its been sprung on me by my colleague that she thinks she wants it - but could she come and look at it tonight :shocking: Its been sat in the shed with a dust sheet over it for nearly 2 years, and it needs a clean, but i wont have time to do it.

DYJHIW - you go out to spend £50 on a dive watch and end up coming home with a dive computer, dive belt and weights and a dive compass resulting in a spend of £217 :bag:

DYJLIW - bar the cylinder you now have all the dive gear you will ever need...for a while anyway! :laugh:

DYJLIW...your kids are going back to school August 9th!!!


DYJHIW...it'll be msboy #1's last year until college/university!!!!!!:unsure: :( (He can't be that old yet can he?? Can I??)

DYJHIW the puppy pulls the bandage off Baileys foot :unsure:

DYJLIW apparently he is chasing around the garden like a mad thing as he has freedom again !!! I have called the vets, and they said that if the wound is kept clean and dry we dont have to take him back.

Hurrah.

HIW you have to go to a barbeque tonight, which is usually good, but the ex Mrs Cockers and her annoying cronies will be there too, screeching at each other's new slag wellies and drinking blue WKD.

But, LIW you get an e-mail from the neurotic hostess, to all invitees, which includes a list of things to do to make the barbecue go well. List includes: clearing plates into binbags, refilling crisps and dips bowls as they empty, recycling glass bottles etc. :shocking:

So I'm torn between making as much mess as possible to watch her go into meltdown, or printing off a very large set of the instructions and marching around issuing them to people, with a clipboard.

Getting drunk isn't an option, sadly. :sad:

HOw come you get to go to a bbq with cockers ex wife?

She's still best mates with his neice, who's party it is. My life is full of little joys like this. :sly:

I jokingly refer to the 'exes' as 'wife-in-law', 'husband-in-law', etc. Don't envy you though...I'd have to kill T if I knew I'd be dealing with another Mrs. in his/my life!!:devil:

DYJLIW you are on holiday next week. Im not doing anything special, just a few day trips, walking the dogs and film watching. I cant wait.



DYJHIW the boss came back from his month long holiday today - so i have two days of manic running around before my break !!

DYJLIW you get a phone call from your old college mate, who lives in New Zealand who you haven't spoken to in ages.:applause:

DYJHIW she's coming over to Britain for 2 weeks and you are working and can't get up home to see her!:wallbash:

DYJLI & HI W your seventeen year old son passes his driving test - at the first attempt.

On one hand - lifts :w00t:

On the other hand - possibe loss of my car and the worry that he will go too fast and crash :ohmy:

DYJLI & HI W your seventeen year old son passes his driving test - at the first attempt.

On one hand - lifts :w00t:

On the other hand - possibe loss of my car and the worry that he will go too fast and crash :ohmy:
Well done him Rob...although I have to say, the insurance more likely to kill you first!!

I have a freind who's 17 year old son passed his test and they want £1200 to insure a £400 car...and lots of places won't even touch him til he's 21.

DYJHIW - you wake up this morning and find your rabbit 'Bunny' has died in the night.

DYJLIW (well love is a too strong word) but that we rescued her when pregnant three years ago from being fed to the snakes. She was so anxious she was bald. She has had three good years with us with a full belly and many tickles.

I will miss seeing her though. She was beautiful.

Oh Bonny I remember when you first got bunny. :wub:

she is hopping about in bunny heaven now with all her bunny wunny friends. :)



will you be getting another one?

Awww thanks Dol. No I dont think i will get another one. I didnt really want a rabbit in the first place, but i couldnt see a pregnant one being fed to a snake. She was cute. When we got her she was deaf as a post, and towards the end she went blind too .... but she always welcomed a cuddle and snuggle. We did spend a lot of money kitting her out though. She had a 6ft run and a carpet lined hutch to keep her warmer in the winter. It seems a shame to bin them.

Who know. If i do, i will have to think of another name beginning with B :ninja:

Braised? with onions and a nice gravy? :bag:

**snigger**

Fee thats horible!!:angry:

**snigger**

Fee thats horible!!:angry:

why would you prefer rabbit pie with a black pudding topping?! :bag: (my dad's favourite!)

I hope I don't crash on a remote mountain top with Dol and Fee and a load of spices and veggies...if I 'go' first,and they can round up fire wood, I may be the main course...:unsure:

DYJLIW ... you get measured for a bra (first time ever!) and after losing two stone you've gone down to a 38 with an E cup!!! I must be nearly at glamour model status! for years I've been buying 42D cup.

DYJHIW ... you get measured for a new bra and find out you are 38E and they don't have any pretty bras with such a large cup ... me and Jordan have to put up with a lot you know!

DYJHIW ... you get measured for a new bra and find out you are 38E and they don't have any pretty bras with such a large cup ... me and Jordan have to put up with a lot you know!

COULD YOU NOT SIMPLY ADAPT LUKES OLD BABY SLING?

COULD YOU NOT SIMPLY ADAPT LUKES OLD BABY SLING?

pmsl!!! hey - that's an insult right?!

pmsl!!! hey - that's an insult right?!

No it's a practical comment derived from years of watching 'Blue Peter'...now I can come and give you some tit's I mean tips if your unsure of how to progress...I cannot do a 'Here's one I made earlier though but I'm sure you would be impressed with the results...although I am worried that we may need a bigger sling! :shocking:

DYJLIW...you get a reason to go see a dear friend??:laugh:

DYJHIW...it's her dad's funeral??:mellow:

I'd been trying to get over to my friend's house in Arkansas since about a month back, as they'd just found out her dad had cancer of the spine. He'd survived stomach cancer and had been in remission for it for nearly 3 years, then he started being dizzy and having blinding headaches and stumbling around. They sent him to several neuroligists and one finally did a spinal tap, finding the cancer, nearly 95% of his spinal cord...I'm so sad, as I knew him and her mother as well. It's gonna be rough. It'll be 2 hrs. over there and 2 hrs. back, all on Satuday. Send them (and me!) some good vibes.:cry:

DYJLIW - You get your new sofas delivered...

DYJHIW - They arrive on the day between your night watches and because you have the useless two (contract not DFS staff) doing the delivery in the morning you are led to belive one of the sofas wont fit into the front room...you lose a days sleep worrying about what you will do with the large sofa if your stuck with it and then decide to call DFS and ask them to collect it and replace it with another smaller one....the DFS guys then turn up and fit the sofa in straight away...I almost hugged and kissed them but was too tired to lift my arms or chase them across the road...