A good old copy and paste game - except you have to either subtly change or replace one word, or make an addition of one word.

Proceedings begin with the following whisper:

Joseph fancies Pamela, but he's not yet reached puberty, and he's far too much of a gentleman let her know of his desire for her.

...........pssssst!......................shhhhhhh! ...................

Joseph fancies Pamela, but he's not yet reached puberty, and he's far too much of a gentleman let her know of his desperation for her.

Joseph fancies Pamela, but he's not reached puberty, and he's far too much of a gentleman let her know of his desperation for her.

Joseph fancies Pamela, but he's not reached Luton, and he's far too much of a gentleman let her know of his desperation for her.

Joseph fancies Pamela, but he's not reached Luton, and he's too much of a gentleman let her know of his desperation for her.

Joseph fancies Pamela's sister, but he's not reached Luton, and he's too much of a gentleman to let her know of his desperation for her.

Joseph fancies Pamela's sister, said he's not reached Luton, and he's too much of a gentleman to let her know of his desperation for her.

Joseph fancies Pamela's sister, said he's not reached Luton, and he's too much of a pillock to let her know of his desperation for her.

Joseph fancies Pamela's sister, said he's not reached Luton, and he's too much of a pillock to let her know of his love for her.

Joseph fancies Pamela's sister, said he's not reached Luton, and he's too much of a pillock to let her know of his lust for her.

Joseph fancies Pamela's sister, said he's not reached Luton, and he's too much of a pillock to let her know of his disgust for her

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Joseph hates Pamela's sister, said he's not reached Luton, and he's too much of a pillock to let her know of his disgust for her

Joseph hates Pamela's budgerigar, said he's not reached Luton, and he's too much of a pillock to let her know of his disgust for her

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Joseph hates Pamela's budgerigar, said he's not reached enlightenment, and he's too much of a pillock to let her know of his disgust for her

Joseph hates Pam's budgerigar, said he's not teaching in tights for her, and he's too much of a pillock to let go of his disgust for her

Joseph hates Pam's budgerigar, said he's not teaching in tights for her, and he's too much of a pillock to let go of his manhood for her.

Joseph hates Pam's budgerigar, said he's not teaching in tights for birdseed, and he's too much of a pillock to let go of his manhood for her.

Josephine hates Sam's budgerigar, and said she's not teaching the mites for birdseed, and he's too much of a pillock to let go of his manhood for her.

Josephine ate Sam's budgerigar, and said she's not teaching the mites for birdseed, and he's too much of a pillock to let go of his manhood for her.

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Josephine ate Sam's budgerigar, and said she's not teaching the mites for birdseed, and he's too much of a pillock to let go of his pitiful manhood for her.

Josephine ate Sam's budgerigar, and said she's not frying the mites for birdseed, and he's too much of a pillock to let go of his pitiful manhood for her.

Josephine ate Sam's cooking jar, and said she's not frying tonight for birdseed, and he's too much of a dimmock to let go of his pitiful Man U hood for her

Josephine ate Sam's cooking jar, and said she's not frying tonight for birdseed, and he's too much of a Charlie dimmock to let go of his pitiful Man U hood for her



P.S. I thought I understood the rules of the game until Ceri joined in :blink:

Josephine ate Sam's cooking jar, and said she's not trying to knight Sir Birdsee, and he's too much of a Charlie dimmock to let go of his principal manlyhood for her

BTW I have made up my own rules, I want to play it like real Chinese whispers where you just hear the whole thing completely wrong! :laugh:

Josephine ate Sam's cooking jar, and said she's not flying to Nice for birdseed. He's too much of a Charlie to let go of his beautiful Man U hood for her.



Psst! There's rules???

Josephine hates Sam looking afar, and said she's not flying to Nice for birds**t!. He's too much of a Charlie to let go of his beautiful Emanuelle for her.

Josephine hates Sam looking askance, and said she's not flying to Nice for birds**t!. He's too much of a Charlie to let go of his beautiful Emanuelle for her.

Hi Woody. :wave:

Josephine hates Sam looking at Saskia, and said she's not flying to Nice for birds**t!. He's too much of a Charlie to let go of his beautiful Emanuelle for her.

Hi buttercup :) (and i liked that word - "askance")

Josephine hates Sam looking at Saskia, and said she's not flying to Nice for birds**t!. He's too much of a Charlie to let go of his beloved Emanuelle for her.

I like 'buttercup'. :wink_kiss

Josephine ate Salmon in Alaska, then said she's not flying with her neice for birds**t!. And she said it's too much of a challenge to let her go and see her beloved Emanuelle by air.

Josephine ate Salmon in Alabama, then said she's not flying with her neice for birds**t!. And she said it's too much of a challenge to let her go and see her beloved Emanuelle by air.

Josephine's received a late summons in Alabama - said she's not flying with the priest for birds**t!. And she said it's too much for a cello, so let her go and see her beloved Emanuelle by air.

I thought this was about changing or adding ONE word....? ;)

well, others broke precedent so....rules are there to be broken....

Josephine's received a late invitation in Alabama - said she's not flying with the priest for birds**t!. And she said it's too much for a cello, so let her go and see her beloved Emanuelle by air.

Well, I'm going to be a good girl and stick to the rules. :D

Josephine's received a late invitation in Alabama - said she's not flying with the priest for birds**t!. And she said it's too much for a cello, so let her go and see her beloved Emanuelle's blue hair.

Josephine's hair has receded lately, a reaction to watching Ali Baba - said she's not skiing off-piste for birds**t!. And she said there's too much snow, so best to let her go and see her beloved Manuel in Bel Air.

....Amen.

.....anybody want to start a fresh one??

This:

Joseph fancies Pamela, but he's not yet reached puberty, and he's far too much of a gentleman let her know of his desire for her.

Became this:

Josephine's hair has receded lately, a reaction to watching Ali Baba - said she's not skiing off-piste for birds**t!. And she said there's too much snow, so best to let her go and see her beloved Manuel in Bel Air.





Here is a new one:


Naomi had a friend named Boaz, a rich and influential man who belonged to the family who ran a shipping company.

Naomi had a friendly Boa, a rich and influential man, and belonged to a family who ran a shipping company.

Naomi had a friendly Boa, an ostrich and an oran'gatan, and belonged to a family who ran a shipping company.

Naomi had a friendly Boa, an ostrich and an oran'gatan, and belonged to a family who ran a shopping company.

Naomi the adder, a friendly Boa, an ostrich and an orangutan, belonged to a family who ran an animal shipment company.