Ok this is a little cheesy, may not even mildly amuse some, its not even a proper joke, but I read it in a mag today and just had to re-type it as I had a giggle... :photo:

Testing times

Jordan took nine pregnancy tests before she and Peter Andre would trust the results. Congrats and all that, but surely there are only two answers on a pregnancy test? 'Yes you are' and 'No your'e not'. If she had enough options to try it nine times, I have a nasty feeling Jordan wasn't using a test at all. Do you think she could have been peeing on her mobile phone? :bag:

Ok this is a little cheesy, may not even mildly amuse some, its not even a proper joke, but I read it in a mag today and just had to re-type it as I had a giggle... :photo:

Testing times

I have a nasty feeling Jordan wasn't using a test at all. Do you think she could have been peeing on her mobile phone? :bag:

Oh Miaow!!!

And what gutter press paper was that in, Claire? It isn't a dig at you btw....

I know that I did two pregnancy tests each time, even though the first one would have been enough, funny how we just don't trust what is so clearly staring you in the face!

I know I did two.. don't think I could have afforded 9 (£9 a test these days)

I thought the image of her weeing on her mobile phone was quite ... well ... funny!! :w00t: Must be the child in me!! :bye: