WORDS WOMEN USE:

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end
in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they
can avoid if they remember the terminology!
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!

Oh yeah, they forgot....
"Whatever" (it's a woman's way of saying F*#! YOU!)

Oh yeah, they forgot....
"Whatever" (it's a woman's way of saying F*#! YOU!)


oh! my way of saying f*** you is to say ...... F*** you! maybe that's why they don't hang around too long! :w00t: I'm just not subtle enough!!

I'm just not subtle enough!!
No Dol...for a man that IS sublte...anything less direct will just draw a blank look on their face....

My one is, "Do whatever you want" which means, "Don't even THINK about it sonny!!" :laugh:

My contempt is beyond words, it's a look which goes something like this

:glare:

I agree with Voice that a look is worth a thousand words :thumbsup:

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

this is my personal fav. :laugh:

What about the "If you don't know, I'm not telling you" one :unsure:

:blush: Oops, it is all true. Me and Mr Rothera had a very silly argument last night during which I employed a number of these. Luckily, we quickly realised that we were arguing about nothing and apologised to each other.