Something going round in your head....
You want to post it but it doesn't warrant a thread.....
You need to get it off your mind.....
But it makes no sense of any kind....
Or is it a minute of ranting or rhyme....
And not to post it would be a crime....
Well this is the thread just for you....
To brain dump mind fog and schmoo.... :pooh:

And so after scraping the remains of Fee's cat from the interior of the microwave and avoiding the hot water splash from the water boiler Coastie ventures back into a fairly empty forum (Fee is here) and twiddles her thumbs...... :wacko:

...and Fee has visions of a heavy Channel fog from all the reported 'pooting'...

Alllllll by myself.....
I'm on the board
Allllll by myself
On the board..... :bored:

cAT cAT cAT cAT cAT cAT cAT cAT cAT

Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat

CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT

...and Fee has visions of a heavy Channel fog from all the reported 'pooting'...
So that's what happened to Coasties name then

I need to ask a question that doesn't warrent a whole thread - yesterday I drove past a weir that I drive past a lot. I had never ever thought of its purpose but yesterday I did.

Now I need to know the function of a weir???

Help!!

cAT cAT cAT cAT cAT cAT cAT cAT cAT

Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat

CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT

Am I going round in your head Coastie???

Do you want to dump me???

What does it all mean???

PS I don't know what a weir does either, does it move the water along in an orderly manner??

a low dam built across a stream to raise its level or divert its flow
a fence or wattle built across a stream to catch or retain fish
:ninja:

a low dam built across a stream to raise its level or divert its flow
a fence or wattle built across a stream to catch or retain fish
:ninja:

thanks oh oracle - but do tell me then why do some weirs have gullies built into them?? No reason for asking I am just nosey and need to know.

What are gullies when they are built into weirs?:blush:

What are gullies when they are built into weirs?:blush:

LOL Fee - they are gaps in the weir. I wish I could draw one for you - but if you imagine a straight line, say 12 inches long, then at about 5 inches there is an inch gap. Now make the line a weir and the gap becomes a gully. Of course in RL they are much bigger than an inch ... but I guess you knew that!:blush:

Am I going round in your head Coastie??? No I'm just attention seeking!

Do you want to dump me??? Well......I do have a totty of a boss man to fulfill my fantasys now and to be honest you were never really my type....you're a woman!

What does it all mean??? When all else fails I can call on you!

PS I don't know what a weir does either, does it move the water along in an orderly manner?? I could tell you but then I would have to shoot you!

.............................

Yesterday I decided to start doing 20 sit ups a day.....I used to do 50 without so much as a breath but am a little out of practice......this along with my new 5 a day and generally healthier eating routine is my thing at the mo.....

It will all go to rats when I receive numerous easter eggs over the weekend but I am hoping to counter that by the fact I have largely resisted chocolate for the last three weeks....I've had one or two bits and a couple of doughnuts but generally am finding that my apitite is shrinking and I'm enjoying being a few pounds lighter in the process....

Well done me! :)

Yesterday I decided to start doing 20 sit ups a day.....I used to do 50 without so much as a breath but am a little out of practice......this along with my new 5 a day and generally healthier eating routine is my thing at the mo.....

It will all go to rats when I receive numerous easter eggs over the weekend but I am hoping to counter that by the fact I have largely resisted chocolate for the last three weeks....I've had one or two bits and a couple of doughnuts but generally am finding that my apitite is shrinking and I'm enjoying being a few pounds lighter in the process....

Well done me! :)
I have just been invited to go and see a 20kg easter egg handmade in the 4seasons hotel. I declined because I am not a chocolate fan. only realised this tonight, approaching easter so I am feeling good. I can resist the chocolate temptation. WOO HOOO!

Not fair...If there is chocolate in my house it has to be consumed at the fastest possible rate....I cannot resist chocolate if I know it's there....apple doughnuts have the same effect! :(

this along with my new 5 a day and generally healthier eating routine is my thing at the mo.....

Five what? Pints! This sounds like my sort of routine. Can I join you?

Congrats on losing the pounds BTW.

I've decided I don't actually need my brain today, (never do) so when I saw the title of this thread, I was thrilled. I've always wanted somewhere to dump my brain as it takes up a lot of room in my head and is heavy to carry around all the time. Also I want to send the cleaners in to do a spring clean, open up the ears and air it out.

So I hope it's ok to leave it here and I'll pick it up later.

http://www.vision.caltech.edu/feifeili/101_ObjectCategories/brain/image_0046.jpg

Can I have a ticket for it please, I don't want it to get mixed up with someone else's.

Excellent idea Noxy, I won't be needed mine much today either after the good pickling I gave it last night.

It won't take up too much room as I only have half of one.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/brain.jpg

Right or wrong thread but has anyone else noticed that there is always someone reading the Abi Titmuss thread - at least whenever I come on line. The mind boggles.

:unsure: Who's Abi Titmuss?

:unsure: Who's Abi Titmuss?

Not sure, but she's left her brain over there...look you can just see it if you use these :photo: .

:unsure: Who's Abi Titmuss?
he is the ex girlfriend of John Leslie, ex nurse, involved in threesomes and now on tv introducing a pon channel. Blonde, bust, sexual experimenter and resident thread on SO!

Right or wrong thread but has anyone else noticed that there is always someone reading the Abi Titmuss thread - at least whenever I come on line. The mind boggles.

lmao! yes I have tonee!!!! do you think it's Abi? or maybe John Leslie - what does it say - I think I may go and view it ... on the other hand maybe not! that girl makes Jordan look classy!

We have an Abi Titmuss thread? :huh:

We have an Abi Titmuss thread? :huh:

Didn't you know PJ?


At one time it was the most viewed thread in the history of SO! for all we know it still might be!

I think the connection with Survivor Online is John Leslie!

Yeah what WAS it with the Abi Titmuss thing....is Abi Titmuss some kind of secret religious leader, and there's a bizarre cult of Abi Titmuss worshippers in a darkened basement somewhere.....? :unsure:

Didn't you know PJ?


At one time it was the most viewed thread in the history of SO! for all we know it still might be!

I think the connection with Survivor Online is John Leslie!

I think it was cos she was in a reality tv prog - was it Hell's Kitchen?

also do you think we should keep adding to it and spicing it up to entice Abi Titmuss fans onto the site? ........ erm on second thoughts maybe not!!!

We could have Cat in an Abi Titmuss wig posing provocatively...

We could have Cat in an Abi Titmuss wig posing provocatively...
As if she hasn't done that before!

We could have Cat in an Abi Titmuss wig posing provocatively...

I'd rather see Abi in a Cat wig falling over drunk and not letting go of her pint!!

go Cat, go!

I think it was cos she was in a reality TV prog - was it Hell's Kitchen?

also do you think we should keep adding to it and spicing it up to entice Abi Titmuss fans onto the site? ........ erm on second thoughts maybe not!!!

I thought it was of the sex scandel John Leslie was in, but you might be right Dol, I really don't take much notice of these things...

I don't think we need to add to it as we are already on page 2 of google for Abi Titmus, we could be inundated with shallow men looking for naked porn pics of her, but on the other hand :wink2:

Makes a change from shallow women preying on young lads on public forums....:whistling:

I thought it was of the sex scandel John Leslie was in, but you might be right Dol, I really don't take much notice of these things...

I don't think we need to add to it as we are already on page 2 of google for Abi Titmus, we could be inundated with shallow men looking for naked porn pics of her, but on the other hand :wink2:

golly, not the type we want to attract is it? ...is it? ...I am right in thinking that aren't I?


dolores goes off to put on some lippy and a push up bra

We have an Abi Titmuss thread? :huh:


Anyone else think PJ's trying to fool us? I think we've just found the secret thread viewer:naughty:

Anyone else think PJ's trying to fool us? I think we've just found the secret thread viewer:naughty:


Hmm I hadn't thought of that Fee, but I think you could be on to something there :laugh: :bag:

Nah, PJ is Cat's piece.

LOL - it does sound like i was trying to divert the attention away from myself doesn't it!?

Ceridwen, I will have you know that I am nobody's "piece"!

I've just noticed that Abi Titmuss thread is on printable view - is someone actually printing those pages out? are they raunchy enough to end up all stuck together in a gooey mess next to the tissues later this afternoon?

PJ - over to you!!!!

I've just noticed that Abi Titmuss thread is on printable view - is someone actually printing those pages out? are they raunchy enough to end up all stuck together in a gooey mess next to the tissues later this afternoon?

PJ - over to you!!!!
Dolores what are you trying to insinuate?? :angry:

*sets up printer*

ALERT - Guest member currently viewing Abi's thread!!

And again....blimey she's popular!! :laugh:

And again....blimey she's popular!! :laugh:
And again.....

It's amazing. You don't need clever descriptions or keywords to get yourself to the top of the Google search engine, just mention Abi Titmuss. Who started the thread with her name in, was it Haydon? :D

It's amazing. You don't need clever descriptions or keywords to get yourself to the top of the Google search engine, just mention Abi Titmuss. Who started the thread with her name in, was it Haydon? :D

On this forum it was in fact Claire :blink:

As I was playing the link and associated Tom and Jerry, it reminds me of the cartoon which I watched regularly growing up. The funny thing about it is, I have 7 brothers and sisters, all older than me, and now, as adults when Tom and Jerry is on, we all stop what we are doing to watch. Have we been brainwashed or what? Does anyone else notice this with their families?

The phantom Abi Titmus cyber-stalker is ofetn on during the early hours of the morning as well I have you know! :blink:

Tonee....I have been severely brain washed by the Simpsons! :unsure:

I wonder if Cat would be willing to start agony aunting early? :unsure:

Oh and two guests are viewing the printable version of the Abi Titmus thread! :wacko:

A guest is viewing the Abi Tit archieve now! :sick:

3 guests are viewing Abi and all the really old threads. Who are they and why do they behave so strangely?

3 guests are viewing Abi and all the really old threads. Who are they and why do they behave so strangely?

I think they are.... Abi friends and agents getting a feel of wht we the general public think of her.....either that or they are alien beings fascinated by the name Abi! :blink:

THERE'S ALOT OF STICKY THREADS AT THE MO ISN'T THERE....I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY STICKIES IN ONE PLACE! :wacko:

The average person Poots 15 times a day! :blink:

It's nice to be above average at something! :smartie:

The average person Poots 15 times a day! :blink:

It's nice to be above average at something! :smartie:


Me too Coastie... :shutup:

Me too Coastie... :shutup:

Ahhh...nice to meet you fellow champion pooter! :bye:

Anyone else oing to joi the prestigious club of far and away above average pooters? :blink:

Looks like Abi is no longer flavour of the month....the Paul Burrell threads are being scaned by several guests at the moment! :blink:

Why does Coastie never come to the chatroom? :blink:

Why does Coastie never come to the chatroom? :blink:

Cos she can only get on-line at work and the yucky I.T. pukes have blocked all chat rooms! :cry:

So I stay in the forum and talk to myself whilst you all go off and have a jolly old natter and laugh...... :cry:

Poor C.....that is just not fair!!!!!!!! :cry:

Poor C.....that is just not fair!!!!!!!! :cry:

I got all excited when I could go on line in the library but...nope...can't get into the chat room from there either! :cry:

Never mind...I am sitting here sozzled and will probably end up talking to myself anyway. :sad:

Never mind...I am sitting here sozzled and will probably end up talking to myself anyway. :sad:

You will probably get a higher calibre of conversation that way anyway.... :smartie:

You were wrong about Abi Coastie, someone is viewing her as we speak. :wink2:

You were wrong about Abi Coastie, someone is viewing her as we speak. :wink2:

Ooo freaks! :blink:

I'm off now...TTFN...be back tomorrow evening!

dead trees go to tree heaven :)

It doesn't matter how much milk you spill as long as you don't lose the cow! :smartie:

I think I have just lost the cow!!!!


It's all Bob's fault! :)

M

I think I have just lost the cow!!!!


It's all Bob's fault! :)

M

Uh-oh...might I suggest you hire one of Cats goats to replace the cow until you relocate it! :blink:

Good news...

The cow is back....must have just nipped out to the offie :)
M

Wooo hoooo.....

Nothing like finding your cow! :laugh:

I wonder has anyone ever tried to milk a horse? :unsure:

If the world wasn't already round what shape would you want it to be?

I would say...Cube....so you really could fall of the end unless you were wearing special Wallace and Gromit trousers which had super suction to keep you on the ground as you stepped over the edge.... :unsure:

The Abi Titmus stalker is back..... :unsure:

I H8 GCSE's!!!!!


just thought I'd say that

Why are there so many adverts on tv right now for mobile phone ringtones and videos?

Why are there so many adverts on tv right now for mobile phone ringtones and videos?

I don't know PJ! but if that f***ing little yellow bird comes on one more time chirpping away I shall screeeeeeaaaaaaaammmmm until I'm sick!

What's more is that I hate myself for finding the tune catchy!

Does anyone download these ring tones. it's far too complicated for me and my niece got ripped off by one of the companies that do it and had to change her sim card cos they kept sending her loads and loads of texts and charging her for them even after she told them to stop doing it. Apparently there's nothing illegal about doing that.

Must stop eating the biscuits! :mad2:

I keep seeing that "Trinny and Susannah" advert where Trinny goes out for coffee in her slippers and this thought keeps occurring to me.

Susannah looks like Paul Merton in drag!! Anyone else think they could be brother and sister - maybe they are! They just look very similar. You know, Paul Merton of Have I Got News for You?

Well just wanted to get that off me chest :laugh:

Why are there so many adverts on tv right now for mobile phone ringtones and videos?


They're usually on at times to attract kids' attention. Why aren't you at work?

I keep seeing that "Trinny and Susannah" advert where Trinny goes out for coffee in her slippers and this thought keeps occurring to me.

Susannah looks like Paul Merton in drag!! Anyone else think they could be brother and sister - maybe they are! They just look very similar. You know, Paul Merton of Have I Got News for You?

Well just wanted to get that off me chest :laugh:

I shall pay attantion next time this ad comes on Crit...! :cool:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Marshmellow Rice Krispie Squares.....Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mmm yes they're delightful Coastie. For anyone who's interested, Im my 3rd bowl of Coco-Pops right now. What a fantastic cereal. I can't enough of the chocolatey milk at the end.

Mmm yes they're delightful Coastie. For anyone who's interested, Im my 3rd bowl of Coco-Pops right now. What a fantastic cereal. I can't enough of the chocolatey milk at the end.

:sick: :sick:
.................

Mmm yes they're delightful Coastie. For anyone who's interested, Im my 3rd bowl of Coco-Pops right now. What a fantastic cereal. I can't enough of the chocolatey milk at the end.

Glad to see your getting in shape for your holiday! :w00t:

Just so people are aware.....I shall now be providing thiese nice new stands for you to rest your brain on when you visit this thread....

http://www.brain-mart.com/C18_0604.jpg

I see Cat's been in already!

http://www.tasigh.org/kordite/pics/brain.gif

i had half a bar of green and blacks chocolate last night, ive hidden it and now i cant find it. where would you hide your green and blacks?

i had half a bar of green and blacks chocolate last night, ive hidden it and now i cant find it. where would you hide your green and blacks?

I would never need to hide them...once open..all gone..that's it no more..whoosh! :sick:

I would never need to hide them...once open..all gone..that's it no more..whoosh! :sick:

nanananana......maybe i scoffed it and dreamt that i hid it .....dont fully trust myself...

I think I have just lost the cow!!!!


It's all Bob's fault! :)

M


I know I'm a bit slow and late with this, but what did I do? I can't remember. :wacko:

Oh BTW congtrats Tonee on 1000 posts and a nbit of advice, buy more chocolate that way when you find the first lot you'll have double

I know I'm a bit slow and late with this, but what did I do? I can't remember. :wacko:

Oh BTW congtrats Tonee on 1000 posts and a nbit of advice, buy more chocolate that way when you find the first lot you'll have double

thank you so much on that message, i had no idea i had reached a marker no of posts. just like my birthday, reached 40, had a mid life crisis all week, a few more grey (or as the hairdresser calls them white hairs!!) hairs and i am in a collective heap, need to head to the bar for resuscitation....

i am trying to settle an argument with a friend (male) who tells me that it was the girls who invented the notion of "a knight in shining armour". any thoughts?

I was clearing up and noticed someone had left this behind. Any claimants?

http://www.suddenlysenior.com/Images/malebrainwomen.gif

i am trying to settle an argument with a friend (male) who tells me that it was the girls who invented the notion of "a knight in shining armour". any thoughts?

I'd say it was a girl ... no bloke (even the stupid ones) set themsevles up for that much of a fall!

I see Cat's been in already!

http://www.tasigh.org/kordite/pics/brain.gif

What the frig has this got to do with me?

It has your eyes Cat!

I was clearing up and noticed someone had left this behind. Any claimants?

http://www.suddenlysenior.com/Images/malebrainwomen.gif

I think that's TE's.....is it slightly pickled? :bag:

Cat....Nox is right...it definately has your eyes! :bag:

There is nothing I can do about it but I feel quite bad about being on leave next weekend....my work chums are going to be fully stretched with a weekend of high brow events happening and a huge amount of people and boats entering the area....

I on the other hand will be chilling, going to a 30th party and bonding with Tom Cruise.... :blush:

Still it's my butt on the line the following weekend...I'll be in charge with almost as much going on and next to no-one to help...everyone is going sick on our watch and not just for a day or two! :cry: Eeeek! or as Alex Furgesun would say (according to the new Oxford Dictionary) - Squeaky-bum time!

Ok this is all about washing up:w00t: :wacko:

I have my little routine of washing up.
Glasses and cups first, dishes and plates next.
Then I put in all the cutlery to be washed, spoons, forks, ladles, sharp knives, whatever I have used.
Now when I put my hand into the sink to pick an item of cutlery up, why do I always pick up my big chopping knife first?
Physically speaking it is the heaviest item, so shouldn't it drop immediately to the bottom of the sink and all the small knives and forks be at the top?
I'm baffled:huh:

Easy Andrea, you just instinctively go for the big chopper!

seriously though, maybe you subconsciously go for that first because you are getting a potentially dangerous item out of the way first.

M

Lol Marmy:laugh:


How scarey is this, saw this advertised in a magazine.....

Welcome home baby emily by Ashton Drake

Introducing "Welcome Home, Baby Emily" - a vinyl baby doll "So Truly Real" that you'll want to send out birth announcements! She's the inspired creation of brilliant doll artist Linda Webb, and the first ever 'So Truly Real' doll from The Ashton-Drake Galleries. "Baby Emily" is amazingly true to life, from her RealTouch™ Vinyl skin to her hand-applied hair and delicate eyelashes. Pick her up and feel her lying comfortably in your arms ... she even wriggles like a real baby! "Emily" arrives in a delicately knitted two-piece sleep-suit and a baby-soft receiving blanket. Once you see her, touch her, hold her and love her, you will be convinced that she is "So Truly Real"



http://www.classic-collection-dolls.co.uk/acatalog/welcome_home_baby_emily.jpg


Apparently the doll comes with 6 free birth announcements:shocking:

Something like that Doll freaks the heck out of me Andrea :sad: Don't like that sort of thing at all!

Washing up...hmmm....I have a partucularly obsessive disorder type thing when it comes to this house hold chore...

First the draining board has to be cleared completely!
I never put anything in the bowl....
I start with the glasses as the bowl is filling with hot water so I can rinse them of the soap to reduce discolouration.
I then take each bit of cutlery and wash it seperately...
Move onto the plates...big to small to aid stacking in rack..
Then bowls small to big...again to aid rack stacking...
Next pots n pans n trays...least mucky first (always doing any mash potato typoe pot last as the potatoey bits make the water schmooey)

I hate it when people put stuff in the bowl and I have to reach in for it...I am a freak I know :blush:

I don't know why you lot just don't get yourselves a dishwasher, problem solved :ninja:

How scarey is this, saw this advertised in a magazine.....

Welcome home baby emily by Ashton Drake

Introducing "Welcome Home, Baby Emily" - a vinyl baby doll "So Truly Real" that you'll want to send out birth announcements! She's the inspired creation of brilliant doll artist Linda Webb, and the first ever 'So Truly Real' doll from The Ashton-Drake Galleries. "Baby Emily" is amazingly true to life, from her RealTouch™ Vinyl skin to her hand-applied hair and delicate eyelashes. Pick her up and feel her lying comfortably in your arms ... she even wriggles like a real baby! "Emily" arrives in a delicately knitted two-piece sleep-suit and a baby-soft receiving blanket. Once you see her, touch her, hold her and love her, you will be convinced that she is "So Truly Real"



http://www.classic-collection-dolls.co.uk/acatalog/welcome_home_baby_emily.jpg


Apparently the doll comes with 6 free birth announcements:shocking:
That looks and sounds absolutely terrifying :ninja:
I hate dolls ever since I watched "Child's Play" when I was wee boy...

I Dig A Pygmy, by Charles Autry and The Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats.


Two days I've had that circling the backroads of my memory, so I'm flytipping it here!

I Dig A Pygmy, by Charles Autry and The Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats.


Two days I've had that circling the backroads of my memory, so I'm flytipping it here!

Thanks....I will now have that swimming in my head as it seems so intriguing! :wacko: