My bestest friend is here with me tonight and is perusing.

Give her a reason to play with us....I think she would be great.

Yeah, come and play - I'm feeling frisky :ninja: :devil:

Hi Patsy.... :bye:

Beware of the smelly ones but love the ones who like goats! :mellow:

My bestest friend is here with me tonight and is perusing.

Give her a reason to play with us....I think she would be great.

Oh ok.......I know my place :bag: Hope she gets you back from Portsmouth in one piece :mad2:

only joking........

Helloo Patsy... I think we have met once or twice......but I was probably a little tiddly so it's nice to meet you again

Patsy, phone a cab - get out of there while you still can!!!

Hi Patsy

As long as you don't like goats, you would be very welcome here....


*We couldn't cope with 2 goat lovers* :ninja:

Frisky's definitely works for me and any friend of Cat's is a friend of mine. Sitting here abusing a bottle of Blossom Hill, no kids, no distractions, what could be better?

Patsy, phone a cab - get out of there while you still can!!!

She tried but the cab company refuses to make pick up from Cats address....something to do with the strong cheesey odour....makes the drivers feel sick....shame! :sick:

The fire brigade could turn up :ninja:

The fire brigade could turn up :ninja:


Ooo did someone say firemen...... :fireman: :fireman:

Ooo did someone say firemen...... :fireman: :fireman:
my god is there no stopping you??

Patsy, phone a cab - get out of there while you still can!!!

Too ****ed to drive back - trapped - help - call the ................
aaaagh
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my god is there no stopping you??

No!

Well I haven't had my totty fix today....even the guys on hotornot.com seem to have been beaten with the ugly stick tonight! :mellow:

oh dear, another one gone :sad: . She's going to need a bigger patio.

No wait....I can see a hand...yes it's okay she has made it to the front door...a foot is out the door...yes run Patsy...ru...oh dear...nope it's no good Cat's just grabbed her other leg and screaming something about being unable to eat all the cheese herself she has dragged poor Patsy back inside! :mellow:

Awright Patsy! Get yer erse registered on this MB and join in the debauchery.

Horray for patsy...she's only gone and done it! :ohmy:

That's it now....Patsy will soon turn the pasty white colour of an S.O. Addict and only have Cat to blame for it since we did all try to warn her of the dangers of addiction! :excl:

Hiya Patsy :bye: and welcome to the madhouse!

Hi Dab

Cat says hi too, oobedoobedoo

Hi Cat! Wassup? Can't speak yet? :laugh:

Bet she doesn't really have a friend - she's just made Patsy up so she has someone to blame!!

:laugh:

...she won't piggin go home....

...she won't piggin go home....

Turn the heating off, hide all your alcohol and throw her coat and shoes out into the garden - wander round shouting 'GO HOME' - she may then just get the message!!

Turn the heating off, hide all your alcohol and throw her coat and shoes out into the garden - wander round shouting 'GO HOME' - she may then just get the message!!

I nearly did this..I was sweeping the floor and kept banging the broom into the chair as she sat here, I tried edging the chair towards the door but she kept pulling her self back by the mouse.

Never mind she's gone now. Lets all hide if she comes on later.