Cat's gone to milk the goats, so I'm making a swift exit. Been on this poxy machine all morning and it's all thanks to her - dagnammit Cat, you've pulled me into your sordid world yet again.

You've loved every minute you skanky ho! :wink2:

See you when you get home Patsy :bye: :laugh:

Thank god for that...never thought she was going to go...had to drag her kicking and screaming out the door, prising her fingers from the door frame.

I think I have unleashed a monster...I apologise now.

How's the weather in Cat World today? :wink2:

Its calm. :)

You've loved every minute you skanky ho! :wink2:

Firstly, if you're going to insult me, at least have the decency to spell "hoe" properly. Which, incidentally, is one of the things I would keep in my shed if I had one.

sorry :blush:

that's ok - insults I can take (ish)

Firstly, if you're going to insult me, at least have the decency to spell "hoe" properly. Which, incidentally, is one of the things I would keep in my shed if I had one.

You know, of all the things in a garden shed it's rather unimaginative to call a person a "hoe"

There are far better terms.

How about: "I say, you're a dirty rotten strimmer!"

Or: "Dash it all, you're a cad and a flymow!"

And if you really want to go the whole hog, how about:

" Do that again and I'll show you my big hose!"

Er, maybe not....

that's ok - insults I can take (ish)
You wanna get yerself o'er to the insult thread then, young lady. ;)

You know, of all the things in a garden shed it's rather unimaginative to call a person a "hoe"

There are far better terms.

How about: "I say, you're a dirty rotten strimmer!"

Or: "Dash it all, you're a cad and a flymow!"

And if you really want to go the whole hog, how about:

" Do that again and I'll show you my big hose!"

Er, maybe not....

I'm throwing you over my should Normal1 and you are going in my shed with PJ.

In you go....bye.

I'll put Cat, Lugger Buggs and a video camera in mine.

Should make a few bob when it comes out on DVD. :)

I'll put Cat, Lugger Buggs and a video camera in mine.

Should make a few bob when it comes out on DVD. :)


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Blimey dear you're a bit excitable tonight, hot weather getting to you is it.....?? :unsure:

I'll put Cat, Lugger Buggs and a video camera in mine.

Should make a few bob when it comes out on DVD. :)
And all those multi angles will leave people wanting more. :D

And all those multi angles will leave people wanting more. :D

I'm not hanging upside down...oh no :closedeye

No, but she will probably be on her back under the table...:whistling: