For those of you who, like me, yearn for a shed, let me know what you'd keep in it.

Personally, I would keep Duncan James, 12 months supply of viagra (for his use, not mine), 2 bicycle pumps, a power hose and extension lead.

Anyone else want to play? :mellow:

I can't play as I have no less than 3 sheds :bag:

lucky - can I be your friend?

Any friend of Cat's is a friend of mine!

Patsy have never yearned for a shed in my life before reading your post but now that I know what you could keep in them I want one too.

I would keep George Clooney, Ewan McGregor and Brad Pitt in mine with a never ending supply of Baby oil and drink plus a lovely four poster bed. I would have a rota in which each of them would be allocated several hours a day to "entertain me" :naughty:.

I would also..........Help am getting too carried away here must go now Damn you Patsy and your placing ideas into the heads of innocents your a :devil:

She used to have a shed. Sadly no more, although she does now have a lovely sun trap!

There is nothing exciting in any of my 3 sheds....

One has a drum kit, one has the childrens bikes, and the other one has garden tools, a patio set and junk...

I think I need to clear the biggest one out, so I would have room for all 4 boys from Blue :naughty:

Patsy have never yearned for a shed in my life before reading your post but now that I know what you could keep in them I want one too.

I would keep George Clooney, Ewan McGregor and Brad Pitt in mine with a never ending supply of Baby oil and drink plus a lovely four poster bed. I would have a rota in which each of them would be allocated several hours a day to "entertain me" :naughty:.

I would also..........Help am getting too carried away here must go now Damn you Patsy and your placing ideas into the heads of innocents your a :devil:

Would have to be one mother of a shed Cheeks.

I dunno about a shed...but if I had a hammer...I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, I'd hammer all over this land...

:)

There's some on here that would pay good money for a service like that:wink2:

If I had a shed I think I'd keep another, smaller shed inside. The outer shed could become weatherbeaten and shabby, but the inner shed would remain in pristine condition. I'd get it out on special occasions - Christmas, Easter, weddings etc. My friends would be so envious of my pristine shed.

But what of the inner shed, oh true shed lover? What would you keep in there? I'm getting very excited.

Patsy, what a great topic for a newbie!


I love my shed, I religiously clean it out every six months. For years and years I yearned for a shed, I used to be very jealous of Maxine when she had a lovely new shed in her previous house. i never thought I'd have a shed of my own, and now I do! Mind I was 37 before this dream became reality, but it was well worth the wait.

What my shed contains is a shelving unit with a tool box on, lots of plant pots, gardening tools, hay for the rabbit, a garden lounger which is at least 15 years old, a small stool (I was caught short one day!!!!) and other bits and bobs. it is a very small shed (rather like the one in your picture!) so I can't fit my bikes in there - which is why they're always getting nicked!!! :ranting:

Often after I've l cleaned out the shed I will sit on my stool with a beer and think I should spend more time in my shed ... then i think I'm sad, lonely and a bit of a muppet so I stop myself from becoming too romantic about my shed.

I am actually quite over indulged in the outer house storage capacity.

When we moved into this house we had a brick out house in the garden next to the house, which we knocked down last summer, being that we have 3 garages - don't like to boast. But whilst I'm at it..we also have 2 wheely bins too.

BUT if I had a shed I would put PJ in there.

BUT if I had a shed I would put PJ in there.

be afraid PJ, be very afraid! sounds macabre to me Cat ... are your intentions honourable?!

be afraid PJ, be very afraid! sounds macabre to me Cat ... are your intentions honourable?!

What do you think....I want to take him and lock him away from the rest of the world...keep him just for my benefit only, for me to play with as and when I wish...


....that was too much wasn't it.

I have a few sad sheds and reading this thread has made me realise I just do not appreciate and love my sheds like I should.

I have a very very small shed, with a cream carpet and red walls [inside], it has a very small window with curtains and a tiny little porch like roof over the entrance. There is nothing in this little sad shed bar a few lego toys.

I have another shed, which has a slate roof and a dirt floor - it again has nothing in it - except some old and sad nesting boxes.

I have another shed which is open to the elements, no windows and no roof to speak of - this shed however is full to the brim with plant pots - oh gosh thousands and thousands of the blighters - I htink this shed is the breeding ground for plant pots.

There is another - but this is a happy shed really cos it is the dogs summer kennel - and it has two doors, a little one and a big one, and a window and a heater - but little else - except the dogs of course.

And the final shed is the smelly shed - and that really is the hen house, so a shed on legs!!

What I would really like is a shed that is hexagonal or octagonal and smells like new wood, I would sweep it out regularly and I would sit in it with a glass of Pimms and a wear a straw hat and solve mysteries!

Used to have a shed when i was younger, and it accomodated my 6'x3' snooker table. Had to saw one of the two cues in half though in order to be able to play the more claustrophobic shots. But in the summer, in less inclement weather conditions, we transported it outside in the open, and played "winner stays-on", while the stereo was blasting out Snap's "I've Got The Power", and all that type of nonsense.

The shed was also useful for the occasional secret rendezvous with my sister's best friend.:shutup:

Oh Patsy, you are a dear - thank you for including us poor shedless individuals. I personally think you've made very good use of your 'dream shed' - is that it in your avatar? The tools you want inside yours are better than the standard gardening tools!

Let me see - my dream shed? Well, there's always the dungeon option! Alternatively I'd have some exercise equipment in my shed which would be used regularly and with much enthusiasm for the first couple of weeks, then left to gather dust for the next few years before being auctioned on Ebay.

The shed was also useful for the occasional secret rendezvous with my sister's best friend.:shutup:[/QUOTE]

Woodstock, I'm speechless. I know I don't know you guys yet, but really, snooker! Alcohol! Loose women! A shed is a thing to be treasured, not abused in this vile manner.

I'm shocked.

........... but secretly excited..........

I too yearned for a shed when I was living in my flat........ joy oh joy, I now have 2 - one of them is full of gardening tools etc and the other houses the tumble dryer, 2nd fridge freezer and Mr Q's fishing tackle.....

I am now yearning for, nay, NEED, a summer house :D

Greedy lucky bitch!

Greedy lucky bitch!

Wait for it........ Im getting a little greenhouse too :p

Where in the south-west are you, tell me ........ I HAVE TO KNOW......

Where in the south-west are you, tell me ........ I HAVE TO KNOW......

If I tell you, I will have to KILL you......soz! :gunsmilie

A shed is like an addiction, once you have one you want another one, then another one....a shed addict is never satisfied.

Thats why I made the decision to knock my down before it all got out of control.

Garages are safer as they are not so attractive.

Cat, tell Queeenie, she's teasing me.

I wouldn't have a greenhouse, not only for the fact that my garden is too small, but because I'm not green fingered and I have two boys with footballs.

The shed on my avatar is probably the size I could fit in, but IDEALLY it would have enough room for bikes and a jukebox.

Ok, Ok, I will stop teasing you Patsy, and I will go and have a potter in one of MY SHEDS :wink_kiss :devil:

rural freak

rural freak


makes a change from control freak I suppose :laugh:

:wallbash:

The shed was also useful for the occasional secret rendezvous with my sister's best friend.:shutup:

Woodstock, I'm speechless. I know I don't know you guys yet, but really, snooker! Alcohol! Loose women! A shed is a thing to be treasured, not abused in this vile manner.

I'm shocked.

........... but secretly excited..........[/QUOTE]

The shed (which was larger than your average shed), became a beacon of secret romance and recreation. There was a dart board hung up, my snooker table, Subbuteo - which i had a special board made by my dad, to place the pitch on, and then on top of the snooker table itslef. An electric heater to keep oneself warm during winter, vices, tools and wood to make s**t. windows all around one side and one on the back end - the latter, i used for quick escapes, when someone came calling at the house door, and then they realized i may be in the shed. Often they omitted the knocking at the house door and came straight to the shed, which rendered it impossible for me to escape from their company - I had some occasionally-annoying friends you see. Sometimes i escaped out the window and behind the shed, but after a while, this became common knowledge, so they'd also bypass coming straight into the shed, and instead they'd just come round the rear and see me crouched down, which left me having to offer some weak-assed explanation that "I think one of the Subbuteo players may be under the shed somewhere....." - I soon exhausted my weak-assed excuses....so i just had to let myself be annoyed.....

The romance part - well, that was nothing more daring than stealing a quick snog, and satisfying general adolescent curiosities......though looking back on it, it sure would have been great to have had sex in there...:bored:

When we moved house, the ignorant selfish bas***ds who moved in, in place of us, disassembled the shed and put up a monstrosity of their own - sacrilege if ever i knew it....swines!!

And woe-betide any wasp that should enter during the summer months - my dad had some long rod-like contraptions (tools) that had a metal "grip" on the business end that retracted back and forth by pulling a lever with your two fingers at the other end. The wasps just got crushed - i despise the little s**ts!!, and they deserved all they got....

The shed.......ahhhhh....:)

nice "shed thread" patsy.

Ahhh Woody, I was there with you in my mind. I'll bet you crossed paths with Rosie Palmer many a time in that shed. Am I right?

I have to say that the shed in your avatar looks very like one of my 3 sheds Patsy, you have not been around my house taking pictures have you? :wacko:

another "oh I'll just drop into the conversation that I've got 3 sheds" greedy shed creature.

:ranting:

But you already know I have 3 sheds Patsy, I mentioned it before :D

Sorry ILS, I really must get over this jealousy thing, but don't tell Queeenie.
After all, I have my family, my health, no job because I was sacked on Thursday, but hopefully another one to go into.

A shed, you would think, should not be so important to me. But it is, ILS, it is. :(

Commandment number 11, thou shalt not covet thy new cyber friends' sheds.

You need not covet my sheds Patsy, one leaks, one is full of junk so you can't get to anything and the other one has a drum kit in it :bored:


To be honest I would rather be shedless like you!

Aw you're just trying to make me feel better. Actually, what I need even more than a shed is a garden big enough to put it in, which would mean me moving house, which I can't afford to do.

Crap.

We have a shed - everything in it is painted gold, after Cockney put a screwdriver through a tin of gold spray praint.

It's lovely. No really.

You can't gild a lilly, floops, as well you know.

he was trying to gild a television....(long story).

Anyhow, you're new, start being humble and nice

You noticed. Give me time, loving the insult thread, allows you go gauge people quite well.

Some people are very conspicuous by their absence, methinks...... ;)

You noticed. Give me time, loving the insult thread, allows you go gauge people quite well.

Some people are very conspicuous by their absence, methinks...... ;)

Me in the insult thread is not a good idea . Trust me on this :bag: .

Me in the insult thread is not a good idea . Trust me on this :bag: .


Floopy what are you like, you know you're just a little mewly kitten really...:wub:

Oooh, ok that either means you're very sensitive or a psycho bitch.

Should I move the knives?

no no no, see I'm a mewly kitten, like what Ceri said.

I get upset when people say mean things.

What floopy really wants is lots of fluffy bunny wabbits and big kisses 'n' cuddles

ok What E Ver

I'm going to have to leave this thread now. :sick:

I have to get to the back of one of my TWO sheds to gt the gardening tools out...(Sorry Patsy, just had to put that in) so i can mow my vast expanse of lawn (moss and weeds) today......

Hope you tread on this while you're out there :pooh:

I have two sheds aswell. One filled with gym equipment so it's kind of like a little home gym and one filled with all the usual shed stuff - plant pots, bikes, bicycle pumps, a skimpily dressed Cat, garden tools, lawnmowers...

http://photobucket.com/albums/v209/floopnoodle/th_bounce032.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/v209/floopnoodle/?action=view&current=bounce032.jpg) I say no more

Can't quite make out the shed Cockers - is it behind your house?

:bag:

Can't quite make out the shed Cockers - is it behind your house?

:bag:




http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif

Can't quite make out the shed Cockers - is it behind your house?

:bag:

lmao!!!


I knew it! I KNEW IT! I knew they were white trailer park trash!!!


back on topic:

I've lost the key to the padlock of my shed so it's no go at the moment. Like the wise and sensible person I am I put all three keys on the same keyring! d'oh!

I have a large shed, sadly full of nothing but gardening equipment and cobwebs.

I feel distinctly disadvantaged and would like priviledged treatment as I am in fact an under-represented minority group.

Can't quite make out the shed Cockers - is it behind your house?

:bag:

NO that is the shed

But it's not our shed, is it dear?

*sigh*

I do have to make a trip to the shed shortly, to see if the old zimmer frame is still in there. Cockney has gone to the park to play football with his chums. last time he played football he couldnt walk for 3 weeks.

Daft old codger.

http://photobucket.com/albums/v209/floopnoodle/th_bounce032.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/v209/floopnoodle/?action=view&current=bounce032.jpg) I say no more

Please tell me you took this specially, you didn't just HAPPEN to have a picture of your shed.

If that were your shed, Pats, wouldnt you want a photo of it?

I would answer, floops, but I like you.

I'm just envious that you've got something even remotely resembling a shed. My outside cupboard has to house all my gardening stuff, (which isn't much to be fair), the meters and all the junk for recycling. And a mouse trap which didn't have anything in it last time I looked thank goodness.

Ahhh Woody, I was there with you in my mind. I'll bet you crossed paths with Rosie Palmer many a time in that shed. Am I right?

....you're not wrong!!....but who's Rosie Palmer??....

I'm sure you've "shaken hands" with her many times........ :wink2: :wink2:

I have a very very small shed, with a cream carpet !

Is it a long pile or short pile carpet, and is it plain or patterned? Do you have pics?

A cream carpet in a shed? How bizarre!! :unsure:

I used to have a shed with a blue carpet in it....not nice tho after a summer of activity tho, bare boards are better.

SF I must share with you...my stair carpet is the top bollocky bob Axeminster..not to everyones taste, but the quality is superb. I too have an appreciation of a good carpet. I've got photo's.

This has got to be one of the best threads started by a newbie!

When/if we get our new house I intend to get the mother of all sheds! From there I will be able to run my business, work on SO and generally take over the world.... muuuwwhhaaaahhaaa (evil laugh).

I'm very excited!

I have a shed...it's very old and barely standing...it came with the house and is full of my brother and his ex's old stuff....and I mean full.....Nothing in it belongs to me....simply because I can fit nothing in it! :sad:

When/if we get our new house I intend to get the mother of all sheds! From there I will be able to run my business, work on SO and generally take over the world.... muuuwwhhaaaahhaaa (evil laugh).

I'm very excited!

oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! this does not sound healthy!

If I had a new shed, I would kidnap Patsy and LOCK her in it :devil:

Is that because you have no friends of your own Ice?

I have a shed...it's very old and barely standing...it came with the house and is full of my brother and his ex's old stuff....and I mean full.....Nothing in it belongs to me....simply because I can fit nothing in it! :sad:

That is so sad :cry:

That is so sad :cry:

I know.....what's worse is when I mention it to them they say...we don't want any of it so bin it!

I hate having to go to the tip and well....there is several good car loads of crud in this shed and I don't want to have to mive it...and so it simply stays there...taunting me....like the garden and it's things that grow!

I know.....what's worse is when I mention it to them they say...we don't want any of it so bin it!

I hate having to go to the tip and well....there is several good car loads of crud in this shed and I don't want to have to mive it...and so it simply stays there...taunting me....like the garden and it's things that grow!

Coastie! This is the opportunity you've been waiting for, just when you're about to leave the country for a while...

Blow it up! :devil:

Ooo you know what....I just might! :naughty:

Tee hee hee hee...

Bad news!

I was in my shed yesterday when I had a bad attack of wind. Look what happened ....

http://www.eng.man.ac.uk/aero/wjc/images/garden_shed/shed4.jpg

lol sf :laugh:

Dab, with Coastie off to Egypt on Saturday and all your expertise, you could go and blow it up for her :cool:

Is that because you have no friends of your own Ice?

Mr Q's my friend :unsure: :cry: and he said he will HELP me lock Patsy in the shed :w00t:

lol sf :laugh:

Dab, with Coastie off to Egypt on Saturday and all your expertise, you could go and blow it up for her :cool:

Andrea, it looks like SF has far better recent experience than me! :laugh:

SF, get you and your windy bottom down to Coastie's, she needs you :pimp:

Really SF, the most shocking thing is that you've got bare floor boards, not a carpet or shag to be seen, not even an old cut off of lino. No wonder you covert other's carpets.


isn't that one of the 10 commandments "Thou shalt not covert thy neighbours carpet"? You would do well to re-read your bible.

If i told anyone what was in my shed - i would have to kill you.;)

Bad news!

I was in my shed yesterday when I had a bad attack of wind. Look what happened ....

http://www.eng.man.ac.uk/aero/wjc/images/garden_shed/shed4.jpg


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[QUOTE=Haydon]This has got to be one of the best threads started by a newbie!

Haydon, I love you xx

If I had a new shed, I would kidnap Patsy and LOCK her in it :devil:

Oh, now you're just teasing........

[QUOTE=survivorfan]Bad news!

I was in my shed yesterday when I had a bad attack of wind. Look what happened ....

v funny SF :laugh:

I know.....what's worse is when I mention it to them they say...we don't want any of it so bin it!

I hate having to go to the tip and well....there is several good car loads of crud in this shed and I don't want to have to mive it...and so it simply stays there...taunting me....like the garden and it's things that grow!

If we can't get Sfanny to blow it up, we should apply to one of them makeover programs. I'm sure they'll take pity on Coastie once they see the state of her garden and shed.

Then whilst she's away the team cover all the grass with decking, put down several tons of gravel that gets trodden into the house for years, add a solar water feature that's guaranteed to drip slowly when the temperature gets over a 100f, rip down the shed and put in a pretty but totally impractical summerhouse, then she'll have to dump the junk as there'll be nowhere left to put it.


[QUOTE=Haydon]This has got to be one of the best threads started by a newbie!

Haydon, I love you xx

Lol - Good idea wasn't it. :)

[QUOTE=Haydon]This has got to be one of the best threads started by a newbie!

Haydon, I love you xx


Lordy Patsy...I would pray that ils dosn't see this...she will stab you in the eye. (She is rather possesive over Haydon)

Lordy Patsy...I would pray that ils dosn't see this...she will stab you in the eye. (She is rather possesive over Haydon)

Don't worry Cat, she can have him, my affections for him where dampened when he chucked his toys out of his pram .........

I hope Haydon has realised this is the end of the affair. :laugh:

does he go?

does he go?
No!...........

what, never?

does he go?

You bet Patsy!!!!

You bet Patsy!!!!

How do you know?

does he go more than twice?

does he go more than twice?

Well, hmmmm not sure - but I reckon so!!:unsure: :wink2:

IIHAS I would give it to Floopy and Cockney because mine would be better and I'm a nice person.

IIHAS I would give it to Floopy and Cockney because mine would be better and I'm a nice person.

Could I have that in english please? :wacko:

If I Had A Shed......... etc.

thats nice thanks patsy http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_2_2.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm22755GB)

If I Had A Shed......... etc.

Doh! :blush: :laugh:

It's ok, you're tired. I understand. I am much more tolerant than SOME people!

So if I were to post this, say, as a picture of my shed:

http://www.harcostar.co.uk/garden-products/images/products/child-safe-water-butt.jpg

You wouldn't tell me that it was, in fact, a water butt?

Patricia, dear, we're only trying to help you.

you can kiss my water butt

If i had a shed ...... i would lock certain members in it for at LEAST a week :bag:

Actually i have a smashing shed. Its 30 x 18 feet and you could almost live in it :w00t:

Why almost? Test it for a week, Bons :bye: and let us know how you get on.

Why almost? Test it for a week, Bons :bye: and let us know how you get on.

Nah - im saving it for the members who will get locked in it.

If you see Haydon, hold him for me :devil:

Nah - im saving it for the members who will get locked in it.

I think your going to have to be less obscure Bonny

Who was it? Who told GMTV about me? Clearly some mean minded so and so has told them about my lack of shedness. And now they're rubbing my nose in it EVERY BLUDDY MORNING! :shocking:

Pub sheds, cinema sheds. It's obvious to me it was someone at my shed party, funny how the themes are the same.

There's treachery afoot, I know it. :angry:

D'you know what Pats, I was bursting to tell you about this when it came on in the week, but I was too ill to get here and when I did get here I was too stupid to remember about it. This isn't the first time I've wondered if creative telly types lurk here.

hmmmmmmmmm, is there a plot afoot?

I am sure they do! :laugh:

It's taken me all this time to even look in this thread because I had a very nasty experience with a shed.

Mr C decided he wanted a hobby/model room to make his aeroplanes. To cut a long story short he informed me that he was taking delivery of a "shed" and that it was rather large! Well that was the understatement of the year.

The "shed" turned out to be the back of a refrigerated container truck :blink:

It was as big as our small garden and stood about 9 feet high. The walls were about 9 inches thick and it was sooooooo ugly.

I told him there and then that he wasn't going to put that in our garden.

That fell on deaf ears of course and while he and his brothers were erecting it the neighbours were out with their cameras and were forming an orderly queue at the Council Offices before he had put the roof on. I was there too but disguised as Ronald McDonald so as not to draw attention to myself.

So after nearly killing themselves putting it up they were quickly informed by the council that it broke just about every planning regulation in the book and that it had to come down again (much to my relief and his disappointment).

The neighbours are now speaking to us again occasionally.

I did have a picture of it somewhere, unless I deleted it because of the shame and embarrassment it caused me.

D'you know what Pats, I was bursting to tell you about this when it came on in the week, but I was too ill to get here and when I did get here I was too stupid to remember about it. This isn't the first time I've wondered if creative telly types lurk here.

I think I should patent my thread quickly. I could be Patsy Pending. :laugh:

LMAO - Critique, what must he have been thinking off :wacko: :laugh:

Patsy - I thought you would be interested to know I have been sorting out my sheds this afternoon, getting stuff that I have accumulated over the winter ready to go to the tip! :D

Do you know what. Now I know I can get the bikes and the lawnmower in the garage, I'm kinda getting over my shed thing. I might change my avatar.

I feel a thread coming on...........

Patsy - I have been meaning to do this for days but keep forgetting, so whilst I have a minute. here are a couple of piccies of my 3 sheds....

The first one is a homemade one, made from an very old shed, that was already here when I moved in but was in danger of falling apart. It is built in the place where a brick built shed was originally, which was demolished before I moved here!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/ils/Other%20pictures/small-homemadeshed.jpg


And these are the other two, the smallest one houses all the garden tools and the large one is the 'drum room' where my eldest's drum kit lives!


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/ils/Other%20pictures/small-sheds.jpg

Oooh, now THAT'S gonna put her in a bad mood for the rest of the day. :w00t:

Your sheds are lovely, Ceridwen. I no longer covet them. I now, as you can see, love kebabs.

But thank you for thinking of me. bitch

But they're not MY sheds! :unsure:

My first car was a shed.

Your sheds are lovely, Ceridwen. I no longer covet them. I now, as you can see, love kebabs.

But thank you for thinking of me.

Excuse me, am I invisible ?

Excuse me, am I invisible ?


So it would seem. My shed is a built in one full of spiders. :sad:

Ive just come across this thread ..... snigger :wink_kiss

Still yearning hey Pats :w00t:

You just don't give up, do you? :glare:

My hubby's just put a new roof on our shed:ninja:

How the long nights must fly in East Anglia Ang! :mellow:

Why do you think I'm sat here Grouch:w00t:

Im looking for a NEW shed now that I am moving back to Leamington........ the place I am buying has one, but I want more of a summer house type one with decking.....and as soon as I have got one I will take LOADS of photos just for you Patsy darling.........

And once Im all settled, you could come and STAY with me Patsy and have a play in it......:applause:

you could come and STAY with me Patsy and have a play in it......:applause:

Ooohhh she would love that. She could pretend it was her very very own :laugh:

You can really go off people you know. I find this constant barracking not only childish, but very very boring.
















pair of slappers

I have a shed but I still am unable to use it...it has gone from being filled to the brim with the previous tenants stuff to being filled once more by my dads stuff :cry:

I know this thread is pretty old - but it's a fav.
Here is my shed - complete with pond. Some of you may remember discussion of my pond a while back. (in fact that reminds of another thread topic)
This photo was actually taken last year.
http://www.survivor-online.co.uk/images/shed.jpg

The lawn's pretty ropey http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/FenellaFinkelstein/smiley/fear10.gif

It was. Pic was taken last year. We took down a huge fir tree and it left a big hole.
The other patches by the pond are where the old house owners had a bench.

Very nice Haydon. Does Patsy still crave a shed, or did she rectify that situation *shrugs*.

Our shed is rather large, but i havent been inside it for about a year. Its crammed with so much 'boy stuff' like wood, tools etc i find it a little scary :shocking:

Hello Haydon,

Your Garden and your shed look great a haven of tranquility.

The mind boggles with the very first post though about Duncan James the Viagra and the power hose. Mmm

I feel Duncan might object.

Maureen
Northern angel.

Thanks for resurrecting this thread, H. Makes me realise how much I've moved on in 2 years. :bored:

Thanks for resurrecting this thread, H. Makes me realise how much I've moved on in 2 years. :bored:

Good or bad?

Thanks for resurrecting this thread, H. Makes me realise how much I've moved on in 2 years. :bored:

If it makes you feel any better I don`t have a shed either :mellow:

Another dream unattained. Still shedless with an increasinly unruly bush.

And people still don't punctuate properly.

And I just started two sentences with a preposition.

I am doomed.

...increasinly so...

:yahoo:

And people still don't punctuate properly.

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You really need to get out more :)

I'll have a look for Fee's missing "g" whilst I'm out.

Just remember who's holding the tickets, madam :angry:

I'll have to post a pic of our 'shed' when I get home...it's really an old 'smokehouse' that's been converted into a workshop/shed/storage locker. We've torn down the barn about 2 years ago and the pumphouse about that my f-i-l had the washer and dryer in and some useless pipeworks about 10 years ago when we bought the house and land. No comments on the "Mississippi Looks" of it...it's on the chopping block next.:applause:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/msgirl65/100_0227.jpg
my new rockers on my front porch http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/msgirl65/100_0226.jpg
my church pew that needs restoring http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/msgirl65/100_0225.jpg
my 'sweet bubby' (calycanthus floridus) in bloom http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/msgirl65/100_0223.jpg
the concrete pad that the pumphouse was on...habitating all manners of crap

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/msgirl65/100_0221.jpg
back...really rough looking http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/msgirl65/100_0220.jpg
side...kinda rough looking http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/msgirl65/100_0219.jpg
^^^^entrance http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/msgirl65/100_0218.jpg
"road view" of the shed...the bushes camoflauge it!

It's still a shed. :sad:

a shed living life on borrowed time though...:cool:

Jen, that's a trailer look-a-likee

I lurve the tyres:w00t:

Well, you know that Mr. MS is North Mississippian...:huh:, the tires, the shed, him, all of it living on borrowed time!! That's why I have the huge shrubbery camo-ing it from the road...:mad2: ! Didn't I say no Southern/trailer trash references allowed...??:laugh:

Playin' Dolly's game...

I still can't fit anything in my own shed as it's filled with all my dads stuff! :(

I want to concrete my entire garden and get a new shed in which I would liek to keep a bicycle which I can use in this glorious weather we have been having and park my car of the main road. However I can't get a bike at the mo as I have no where to keep it and my car is still at the mercy of youths and drunks because my dad is like a barnacle stuck on the hull of a boat...I just can't scrap him off and realese him to find a new home as he's far to settled in my attic! :bored:

Coaster, tell him to "help" you pare down his "stuff" so you can live out your dream...or tell him you will be tying him to the car every night to be at the mercy of youths (thugs) and drunks...hth:ninja:

We're doing the house hunting bit at the moment and one house we've viewed today had TWO sheds!

Dont' tell Patsy she'll be wanting to move in with you! :shocking: Or just into one of your sheds! :sly:

I want a shed!!!! I used to have 2 and a massive garden, now i have a very small roof terrace, its nice....mum is planting up some pots for me and im going to bring a torbay palm back from Devon, its a lovely suntrap with no-one overlooking and room for a bbq.......but with limited numbers :laugh:

but no room for a shed :cry:

Deal with it, sister. At least you used to own a shed. :mad2:

Deal with it, sister. At least you used to own a shed. :mad2:

i just knew there would be a sarki comment off you Patsy darling :assshake: :laugh: :laugh:

Isis, hunnie you know the drill...Pats=shed thread=snarky comment!!:laugh: :assshake: (< msboy#2 chose this 'smilie'...he loves it!)