April cometh. A new topic please.

Make you choice wisely and maturely.

April is the month of Spring, its the link between winter and summer. Don't just take April for granted is has a purpose...dont' just use and abuse it.

How about Anal April, where we all rearrange our storage jars so they are equidistant and have the writing facing directly forwards, nit pick everything our colleagues do, point out minor spelling and grammatical errors made by other posters on the MB, and insist on rearranging the coasters on the table so they form a geometric pattern?

Or Apeing April, where we all come on the MB and adopt another person's mannerisms and see if they notice?

Oh well, just a thought. :huh:

Oh **** off, the poll has been set.

Oh **** off, the poll has been set.


What's the matter dear, wrong time of the month is it???!! :laugh:

How about Anal April,

Ceri you're crazy but I love you! :wub:

How about Angry April? :ninja:

I voted Agony Aunty April. Cat, prepare to be agonised :)

**** off all of you.

Edit to say: Except the 29 year old Luggers who is going to be my arm candy in Portsmouth

**** off all of you.


Tetchy cow!! http://img137.exs.cx/img137/1641/lengua20gy.gif

:D yay :D

the 29 year old Luggers who is going to be my arm candy in Portsmouth

That means there will be more Sailors for the rest of us :wink2:

I have 2 arms..

I have 2 arms..


But isn't one of them usually occupied with tipping the glass to your mouth? :ninja:

Yes, but if I have 2 men on each arm, a fith could tip for me...or I could sip from a straw....there are ways Ceri..the men are more important.

I chose the ankle thread as I already have a pic of my ankeselasejkl

Yes, but if I have 2 men on each arm, a fith could tip for me...or I could sip from a straw....there are ways Ceri..the men are more important.
Hey, I'm not sharing your arm with no sailor boys..

the men are more important.

I think you need to adjust your priorities there young lady!! :laugh:

Bladi Bla

what are men

Give her til 5pm and she won't be able to manage one man let alone 4 :ninja:

Give her til 5pm and she won't be able to manage one man let alone 4 :ninja:


Judging by the Feb meet photos, she was already plastered when she arrived!! http://easy.go.is/hubs/january/001.gif

what are men

Aren't you married to one, or is there something you want to tell us about Huge Jaas? :wink2:

Ah ils...but this is where my planning comes in..if I collapse at 5pm...they can carry me about whilst I have a power snoooze then at 8pm I can play again.

He's a very attaractive layleidi

just kidding son't din't dont knkow what im rieitning

Ah ils...but this is where my planning comes in..if I collapse at 5pm...they can carry me about whilst I have a power snoooze then at 8pm I can play again.

You mean they will dump you in a corner and then concentrate on the rest of us :wink2:

a fith could tip for me...

What is a fith Cat??:)

What is a fith Cat??:)
5, fifth...oh I dont care..it will be written down.

What is a fith Cat??:)


It's the one after the foth

:D yay :D

Calm down, Lugger, you're a bit old for her, eh Cat? :wink_kiss

Calm down, Lugger, you're a bit old for her, eh Cat? :wink_kiss


...shhhh....

I can't go for ankle April - my scanner's not working and anyway I have hairy ankles.

I vote for ameliorate April. it sounds pretty.

Judging by your posts here Cat there should be some interesting colourful replies to our agonies can't wait and I did vote for you.

I voted for ameliorate April then checked dictionary com to see what it meant. For the benefit of me and Maxine, this is what it said:

ameliorate was Word of the Day on July 16, 1999.

v 1: to make better; "The editor improved the manuscript with his changes" [syn: better, improve, amend, meliorate] [ant: worsen] 2: get better; "The weather improved toward evening" [syn: better, improve, meliorate] [ant: worsen]

Now we know!

I voted for ameliorate April then checked dictionary com to see what it meant. For the benefit of me and Maxine, this is what it said:

ameliorate was Word of the Day on July 16, 1999.

v 1: to make better; "The editor improved the manuscript with his changes" [syn: better, improve, amend, meliorate] [ant: worsen] 2: get better; "The weather improved toward evening" [syn: better, improve, meliorate] [ant: worsen]

Now we know!

Thats what I said.

I don't like any of them.


Cat, you're supposed to ask for suggestions, then do a poll of the most popular. You're acting like some crazed dictator.

In fact, I nominate Adolf April in your honour.

The power has gone to her head!
:wallbash:

This happens every month dosn't it...accusations of dictatorship and control by cliquie jealous individuals trying to intimidate me with their mob rule mentality.

You have your poll, now vote and be done.

again and again she repeats the same bad behaviour and will not listen to the gentle advice of the fellow posters....

You have your poll, now vote and be done.

No :ninja:

Up their bums - go for it Moroon

Up their bums - go for it Moroon

Don't get involved Patsy. I was bestowed this thread by the great Scooby when he left for shores far away..I have opened it out to suggestions then set up polls. The suggestions are always very weak and dull, but last month I allowed myselft to be ruled by the mob and look what happened!!!

It will not happen again, I know what works best and they will just have to do as they are told or they will be put on trial in a court of law (my law) and sentanced to death.

they will just have to do as they are told or they will be put on trial in a court of law (my law) and sentanced to death.

Bring it on :boxing:

First I was tempted by the Andy Warhol thread....I have had the 15mins of fame well actually it was more like 30secs but hey....

Then I saw the Ankle thread....I got to thinking how I could post a piccie of my sexy ankle on the MB and decided it was a near on impossiblity and so.....

AGONY AUNT APRIL it is!

Cat.....get swatting love...lots of problems for you...mostly around crushes and lustations coupled with a desire to eat fish moose!

Cat.....get swatting love...lots of problems for you..
O lordy lordy lord.....Do we really know what we are doing enstrusting out sorrows and problems to this lush?? I think we know that the answers to all our problems will be "have a beer and don;t worry, itll sort itself out"

O lordy lordy lord.....Do we really know what we are doing enstrusting out sorrows and problems to this lush?? I think we know that the answers to all our problems will be "have a beer and don;t worry, itll sort itself out"

....and your problem with this advice is???

....and your problem with this advice is???

Who knows? Sounds good to me...

Gonna have to go now... need to think up some problems...!!