Cleaning my kitchen floor. DYJHIW it gets sticky underfoot?

Weeding nuff said.

im half way through hoovering the living room :blush:

im half way through hoovering the living room :blush:

Why don't you go and hoover one of your sheds?

And then boil your head, you shed hoarder.

Why don't you go and hoover one of your sheds?

And then boil your head, you shed hoarder.

PMSL :laugh: :laugh:

Jealousy is SO not an attractive trait Patsy darling :wink_kiss actually, I should be in my SHED doing some potting, but I thought I would have a few moments tormenting you :shocking:

Nothing! :laugh:

Something which involves moving more than just my arms.

Oh **** it

Exercising...my Reebok Step and free weights await me....oh well I suppose I'd better get off my fat harris and do it really!! :laugh:

Actually, Ceri, don't want to sound like an anal ****, but it's Aris, as in Aristotle, Bottle, bottle and glass, ****.

Actually, Ceri, don't want to sound like an anal ****, but it's Aris, as in Aristotle, Bottle, bottle and glass, ****.

how quaint we seem to have another cockerney sparra on board!

Re-grouting the bathroom. But I can't be arsed.

But I can't be arsed.
Or you could say, you can't be "Aris-ed" hehe :w00t:


*gets coat*

:unsure: Or you could say, you can't be "Aris-ed" hehe :w00t:


*gets coat*

I'll help you PJ, that was poor!!!

I should be making the beds, but you know what I cant be...that word..either! Where has my energy gone today?

Actually, Ceri, don't want to sound like an anal ****

Oh well, never mind, there's always next time dear. :laugh: :laugh:

I shuold be sleeping - I look dog rough (well even more so than usual)!

Getting my life back and leaving all you losers behind...................

Curse you, Cat! :ranting:

Getting my life back and leaving all you losers behind...................

Curse you, Cat! :ranting: Hahaha, she's been sucked into the SO Web - never to leave .... :wink2:
Right, Im going to bed, where I should be at the moment. :closedeye

I am at work.
It's all QT at the moment, I should be writing reports, training, :book: blah blah

:naughty:

I should be packing for a couple of days away in Scotland, I am going in a few hours and I am not washed, dressed, and I have not even looked at a suitcase.

.............. drinking more tea, eating breakfast then getting some f.....g exercise. I haven't moved for 2 days.

Ironing :wallbash: ad I really must do it....................................























maybe later

I don't know what to do today, the boys are back late tonight so I should really make the most of it, but I'm missing them now and want them back. I want to be harassed, put on and slave driven again....

Is sainsburies open today Buzz? Think I might take a stroll down there and buy up all the easter eggs and splay them round the boys room for a suprise when they return. Then I shall take Freddie to the park.

Any other suggestions.

Yes my dear Sainsburies can only shut for ONE day at a time, so it is well and truly open today....don't kow how many eggs you'll find though cos there wernt many left on Friday........Tescos will have tho'.

I amy bump into you there I have to pop in myself................


Did you do all the things you promised yourself you would???

I havn't done a thing....its been very relaxing.

But I've had enough now.

Getting dressed, but I can't be arsed!

Today I actually have NOTHING ELSE I have to do!!!!!!!! Hurrah!!!!!!!!!! http://img99.exs.cx/img99/8577/yupi3ti.gif

I have some vodka that needs finishing up...... it's all go go go round here!


I have deliberately left today free so I can chill out ...so far so good! Although I am curently cooking a roast chicken whilst drunk and I still have to go into the front room to check it out. I've deliberately not gone in there cos I know it will upset me enough to contemplate getting the duster and Dyson out ...and that ain't gonna happen today.

of course cos I hit the voddy early I will have a complete melt down by about 3pm and be no bleedin good for anything!

I must go and have a lie down but I cant be asked to get up

I should be lying down watching a film....there's a good one on tonight The Game with Michael Douglas and Sean Penn.

I'm going to go and do it...I really am..

I should be going in to town. I will after my next cup of tea!

I should be working! :laugh:

I should be in the shower and getting myself ready because I have an interview at an agency this afternoon.....oh and I have got an application form to fill in :blush:

so will probably have to go very soon..... :laugh:

I should be in the shower and getting myself ready because I have an interview at an agency this afternoon.....oh and I have got an application form to fill in :blush:



I hope it goes well for you Isis and they have just the job you are looking for :D

I hope it goes well for you Isis and they have just the job you are looking for :D

Cheers chick - I am applying for a Receptionist job part time in one of the small hotels - would suit me down to the ground - Mr Q says to just look for something part time now - BONUS!!!!!!!

Right - the shower is calling me and I havent got a CLUE what to wear :unsure:

see you all later x

working of course!

All the bests Isis! :smartie:

Mr Q says to just look for something part time now - BONUS!!!!!!!



listen to yourself woman! are you his chattel?

good luck with the receptionist job - btw!

I should be getting back to work otherwise I will get the tin tack!

I should be doing my ironing...

Should be writing a 2000 word essay. I'm halfway through, but I am hating it, so keep finding things to do that distract me. :D

listen to yourself woman! are you his chattel?

good luck with the receptionist job - btw!

I should be getting back to work otherwise I will get the tin tack!

:laugh: :laugh: not at all Dol, I have just NEVER been in the position to have a part time job before - I have ALWAYS been the breadwinner in previous relationships, as I have always earnt the most........ its all a bit of a novelty for me - and being a bit of a "Monica" I like the house to be spotless - and thats bluddy hard when you are working 40/50 hours a week too!

I should be filling an "online" application for a job at Torbay Council rather than gassing with you lot......oh and preparing a Spag Bol for tea!

I should be finishing the kitchen off.... I am halfway through the cupboards and drawers and have filled the wheelie bin with the crap I have accumulated :bag: why do I hold onto old tins, plastic containers, screws that don't belong to anything, old pens that don't work, odd bits of string and loads of other stuff....
So today is the day to get rid of it all.....

sadly in a couple of days I will be say "wheres that plastic pot? that would do nicely for holding all these screws!"

I dont know but if you find out can you let me know so i can stop doing it as well

I really should be filling my glass up with wine.

Ok I'm gone to do it now :wine:

I was going to say check on my chicks - but I did tht a moment ago and sort of forgot - the next thing on my list is to crack a bud - and yey done that too!!

Cheers Andrea - **clink of glasses**

Cheers Andrea - **clink of glasses**

Cheers, big ears :wink_kiss

I really should be doing the washing up and getting the tea ready.

I think my domesticity spell is leaving me.
One week of too much cleaning and I have had enough now.

Now where is that wine :wine: :w00t:

I really should be doing the washing up and getting the tea ready.

and me Andrea :blush: :naughty:

Insulting Isis until my fingers bleed.

Patsy will you stop dripping blood on the carpet.

going to bed and massaging Mr M's ego but he's grumpy at the minute so I don't feel like massaging anything. :mad2:

I really should be doing the washing up.

Right half an hour and it should be done, I'm off.

I really should be having a wee! I'm gonna burst in a minute!

Right now, I should be cleaning out the fishtank. I should have done it days ago.

The poor critters have been swiming around in the own sh!t for days now. The water in the tank is so dirty I can't even see how many fish there are in there.

I will do it tonight, but I'm putting it off for now because that tank is gonna HUM! :sick:

Actually...I am freeeeeeee....I have fed, entertained and cleared up. MIL just been waved off in taxi, brother is staying the night....children ready for bed.

So here I am......come on and play with me...

what do you wanna play?

Let's play "Cleaning out the fishtank".

Its a brilliant game. Cat - you can swab out the tank. Dol - you can wash out the filter. I'll direct operations.

We'll have such FUN!!!!

Finishing my ironing!

Let's play "Cleaning out the fishtank".

Its a brilliant game. Cat - you can swab out the tank. Dol - you can wash out the filter. I'll direct operations.

We'll have such FUN!!!!

hey I had to kill my fish off with bleach so I didn't have to clean it out anymore(not really ....for all those animal lovers out there!), so you're on your own lady!



Do you have one of those tubes where you suck up the water and then put it into a bucket to syhpon the water out Karen? Oh the times I was too slow and swallowed a mouthfull! :sick:

Let's play "Cleaning out the fishtank".

Its a brilliant game. Cat - you can swab out the tank. Dol - you can wash out the filter. I'll direct operations.

We'll have such FUN!!!!


OK :w00t:





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OK :w00t:





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Brilliant!

Just gotta get Dol involved now. The game won't work if I have to do anything except give orders.....


Like stealing candy from a baby...... :ninja:

Brilliant!

Just gotta get Dol involved now. The game won't work if I have to do anything except give orders.....


Like stealing candy from a baby...... :ninja:


oooh I've just remembered I've got to cut my toe nails! but you two have fun!

I should be doing my son's spellings with him one last time before school tomorrow - but i can't be arsed for the shouting and arguing it's gonna cause (and that's just me if I have to be dragged away from here!)

oooh I've just remembered I've got to cut my toe nails! but you two have fun!

Oh shame. Peharps tomorrow then????

Although, you're a fish owner aren't you? I'm thinking that you have a good insight into the fun of fishtank cleaning. Hmmm - I may need to fnd another "playmate" to join me and Cat. One who isn't so.....experienced.....

Edit: I actually meant to say "Peharps" in that post! It wasn't a mistake. I'm very, very posh me!

Oh shame. Peharps tomorrow then????

Although, you're a fish owner aren't you? I'm thinking that you have a good insight into the fun of fishtank cleaning. Hmmm - I may need to fnd another "playmate" to join me and Cat. One who isn't so.....experienced.....

EX fish owner Karen! And I hated him every single second of his fishy swimmy poohey life! ... there I've said it now! he's gone to that great U-bend in the sky now.

EX fish owner Karen! And I hated him every single second of his fishy swimmy poohey life! ... there I've said it now! he's gone to that great U-bend in the sky now.

WHAT! You didn't kill Killer????? :ohmy:

Oh the times I was too slow and swallowed a mouthfull! :sick:

Salty was it, Dol? : :ninja:

Edit: I actually meant to say "Peharps" in that post! It wasn't a mistake. I'm very, very posh me!

Or even perhaps eh, Karen?! :wink2:

I should be having a bath

I should be sleeping, but I woke up about an hour ago for no good reason and now I can't sleep, I'm almost sure its because I'm on a diet, and if I had chocolate I'd be fine... no honestly, it's a proven fact that junk food helps you sleep... :D

The housework :blush: :laugh:

although I have washed up and also chucked a couple of the throws in the washing machine.....then I thought, shall I go back to bed and read my book, or shall I log on SO for a gossip..... :ninja:

I should probably be working, only I don't much feel like it :sad:

I should probably be working, only I don't much feel like it :sad:


Awwww you got that "monday morning feeling" have you GF :wink2: pull a sickie :w00t:

Awwww you got that "monday morning feeling" have you GF :wink2: pull a sickie :w00t:

It's a tempting thought........ :wink2:

Sorting out some letters that need replies

Ironing (I didn't quite finish it yesterday)

having a bath! I stink today. even my best friend would have to admit that! I think I forgot to put deodrant today, couple that with cycling about five miles today and sitting next to a very hot projector for two hours and you have a pretty potent mix, let me tell you my friends!