As I appear not to be in a clique, I thought I would start one of my own.

Anyone wishing to join has to impress me first with their astounding wit and wisdom (and preferably hard cash).

So who wants to be in my gang?

You get to be really, really horrible to everyone else and ignore their posts and EVERYTHING, it's REALLY GOOD. :)

can I join

I wanna be in your clique baby

can I join


Sorry, not nearly witty enough. http://www.forosdelweb.com/images/smilies/adios.gif

Poke your clique up your **** then it’s long enough

Can't I just keep on being horrible to you without joining up?

Please don't bother to reply - you're on ignore:laugh:

Poke your clique up your **** then it’s long enough


Aha, now THAT'S the spirit!!

You can join then.

PS. Don't talk to that floopy, she's a nut job y'know.

Aha, now THAT'S the spirit!!

You can join then.

PS. Don't talk to that floopy, she's a nut job y'know.


Yes right back to the rusty keyhole

Can't I just keep on being horrible to you without joining up?

Please don't bother to reply - you're on ignore:laugh:


OK you are in. Get changed and on to the training ground. http://members.lycos.co.uk/carl2knight/smilies/4e.%20%20Jobs%20Music%20Fantasy/ninjastar.gif

Can I be in your clique Ceri? :wink_kiss

Only coz I done wanna be in that other one. :devil:

Well G, as you are undoubtedly an International Man of Mystery, you can join.

You don't wanna be in the Essex Mingers Group.

I'd have thought he was perfectly qualified for that role, actually.

Takes one to know one! :ninja:

ACKCHERLEEE I thought of Mr G as more of a James Bond type....but perhaps he's more of a grease monkey. :unsure:

Brooke Bond, I'll give you.

James Bond? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Dont you have your own thread to be keeping busy with? :mad2:

Yeah, get out of my thread bog breath!!!! http://img84.exs.cx/img84/6927/palizaconsilla7eo.gif

Dont you have your own thread to be keeping busy with? :mad2:

I don't think anyone wanted to be in that clique! :cool:

It's actually rather quiet in mine :blush:

Dol, Dol, will you be in my gang please please pretty please, you are REALLY HARD....you can be my right hand woman http://img103.exs.cx/img103/7885/assassin.gif

I am getting upset here, tonee's thread has more posts than mine...why doesn't anybody argue in here, it's far too peaceful!!

I am getting upset here, tonee's thread has more posts than mine...why doesn't anybody argue in here, it's far too peaceful!!
You really like me, You want to be me, but your not tonee, your friendless Ceri

I know! I am a failure!! Even my mother hates me!! http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2365/k1ocray.gif

I know! I am a failure!! Even my mother hates me!! http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2365/k1ocray.gif

Professional services are back on line, Wednesday, If you need an appointment just let me know. I am pricey though.

WEDNESDAY??!!

Lazy Moo

WEDNESDAY??!!

Lazy Moo


Have to recharge my batteries. Some people who appear(no names) have a lot of issues!

Ceri, I will be in your clique.

Ceri ! If I show you my boobs, can I be in your clique? :ninja:

Ceri ! If I show you my boobs, can I be in your clique? :ninja:
Have you not seen them yet Pan? You should have been in the chat room last night...you would have seen more than just her boobs, the girl is shameless...which is why I want to be in her clique.

Jaysus Pan, not sure we are ready for those bazooomas - we aint due an eclipse for years, you will cause CHAOS if you release them!!!!

Ole I was looking forward to seeing them two

Jaysus Pan, not sure we are ready for those bazooomas - we aint due an eclipse for years, you will cause CHAOS if you release them!!!! I could just drop me top down a bit, let her see the tops???

And dammit, Cat, quit the teasing will yer, I cant get the chatroom to load at the moment, Im obviously missing a lot !!!!! :mellow:

OK Cat and Pan are in my gang!! http://img99.exs.cx/img99/8577/yupi3ti.gif

See, I knew all that wallowing in self pity would work eventually.

Pan you showed them to me on your webcam last week, remember? :ninja:

OK Cat and Pan are in my gang!! http://img99.exs.cx/img99/8577/yupi3ti.gif

See, I knew all that wallowing in self pity would work eventually.

Pan you showed them to me on your webcam last week, remember? :ninja:
I am delighted for you, friends re-united.

OK Cat and Pan are in my gang!! http://img99.exs.cx/img99/8577/yupi3ti.gif

See, I knew all that wallowing in self pity would work eventually.

Pan you showed them to me on your webcam last week, remember? :ninja:

:w00t: Yay Im in..... ! do we get a badge or anything?

Id forgotten about the webcam "incident" ......:shocking: ... still the freeze frame pics will be just the thing to break the ice at the next meet eh? :wink2:

Now you are "in" you have to go around being really horrible to everyone else. Basically, just ignore their posts, and have a pop at them in subtle ways, and make lots of jokes that only "we" in the priviledged clique get to understand.

(Even though there aren't any; just make it look like there are).

Oh, and keep telling each other how brilliant we are and all that.

Have said that, we could all change our Member Titles....anyone need a donation?

Ceri is so clever she really is lovely

Groucho
Cockney
Fee For All
Patsy
Cat
Queeenie
Pandora

Who are all such gorgeous, sexy people that it beggars belief!!

dont forget shy and retiring Ceri....... :unsure: :laugh:

Oh Queeenie, you are so funny and interesting and free spirited!!!! I love you!!!! :wub:

Ceri, I want to nuzzle, can I nuzzle...........?

Ceri, I want to nuzzle, can I nuzzle...........?

as far as you are concerend Patsy daaaaahling, i think MUZZLE would be more fitting :w00t:

Oh let's all nuzzle one another and send photos of our bits to each other!! :hug:

Oh let's all nuzzle one another and send photos of our bits to each other!! :hug: Too late ! Queeenie's got a full photo album of mine :naughty: :bag:

Think you might need a wide angle for your bits, Ceri............ no offence!
:photo:

Let's all make love to one another via our webcams!! http://www.rfhq.com/hqn/html/emoticons/stretchsmile.gif

Think you might need a wide angle for your bits, Ceri............ no offence!
:photo:


I can photograph them one at a time you know. :mad2:

as far as you are concerend Patsy daaaaahling, i think MUZZLE would be more fitting :w00t:
see Quneeenie you are only suppose to be bitchy to those out side of the clique

Too late ! Queeenie's got a full photo album of mine :naughty: :bag:


they are available to all.....................at a price :pimp:

Let's all make love to one another via our webcams!! http://www.rfhq.com/hqn/html/emoticons/stretchsmile.gif


your scaring me now

see Quneeenie you are only suppose to be bitchy to those out side of the clique

Whoops :wallbash: ......short term memoryloss is a devil.............best roll another splif :naughty:

your scaring me now
Me too Cockers...she's been on a bit of a role this weekend hasn't she...do you think its the chocolate?

Whoops :wallbash: ......short term memoryloss is a devil.............best roll another splif :naughty:

Too busy varnishing your mobile home, eh Queens!

they are available to all.....................at a price :pimp: Oi, make it a good price, then we can go to Barbados for a week or so, leave the lads behind.... :laugh:

Me too Cockers...she's been on a bit of a role this weekend hasn't she...do you think its the chocolate?I think you may have something there Cat

I think you may have something there Cat

What is it? Did I leave it behind? Is it pink and rubbery?

What is it? Did I leave it behind? Is it pink and rubbery?


no no your alright Pats

tell me did you have any chocolate this easter

not a lot actually, cock, just the usual flavoured body paint.

So when do we exchange smutty pics? Is that later? :unsure:

Are you serious? Mr P is still not happy with my new obsession. Can you see me explaining a camera down my pants?

Are you serious? Mr P is still not happy with my new obsession. Can you see me explaining a camera down my pants?

Just tell him you're pleased to see him! Fnar! :cool2:

Oh well Groucho, looks like it's just you and me then. :naughty:

Just tell him you're pleased to see him! Fnar! :cool2:

No no that would never work, he knows I would have to be drunk first.
:sick:

Oh well Groucho, looks like it's just you and me then. :naughty:

Oi, leave him alone, busty bertha, just because you have two DISTINCT advantages.........

Nah, he is MINE!!!! MINE I TELL YOU!!!

Well there have to be some benefits to being clique leader.

Ceri,sweetie, can you post in my clique thread. It seems I truly am the underdog. Please. I wont call you Nellie any more?

Can I join yours? I've never been in a clique before. What do I have to do? Can I start by calling floopy names? She scares me :unsure:

Of course you can!!!

We'll all be here behind you.

:bag:

Of course you can!!!

We'll all be here behind you.

:bag:

Shouldn't we be in front of him :devil: :ninja:

Nah. Let him take first strike! :w00t:

something you'd like to say to me lugger?

:unsure: Oh oh oh ...... ermmmmmmmm, errrrrrr hellpppppppppppppppp :cry:


Oh, hiya floopy :bye: :) :hug:

Blimey - she's had Officer Dibble's eye out already

Blimey - she's had Officer Dibble's eye out already
:cry:
How did she do that to my poor ickle baby OD? :(
Or is it just a coincidence?

Right so now I have:

Groucho
Cockney
Fee For All
Patsy
Cat
Queeenie
Pandora
Lugger Buggs

Aha!! Can Haydon set up a virtual boxing ring so we can beat ten bells out of the floopy/tonee brigade?

Anyone else want to join the elite - remember MIGHT IS RIGHT!! :w00t:

I have been considering this topic since reading all these posts and thought I might start my own clique......however......since reading the threatening nature of Ceris clique, I have decided that I would be much better off asking to join hers as I value my kneecaps as an essential part of my body.......
So please please can I join you???

Buzz, you have made the right choice. Welcome. :flex:

Hopefully I will soon have the WHOLE BOARD in my clique.

Except floopy, who isn't invited. :p

Buzz, you have made the right choice. Welcome. :flex:

Hopefully I will soon have the WHOLE BOARD in my clique.

Except floopy, who isn't invited. :p

Bt I have to say at this point and be totally honest
1. I don't know what a clique is
2. I can't do anything illegal.
3. I like floopy she is my friend....

floopy pretends to be everyone's friend, Buzz.

But in reality floopy is NO ONE'S friend. :mad2:

I am seeing her in a new light Ceri thanks to you

Well done Cockney my child.

Remember the Clique is good and you shall be blessed.

Thanks can you stop her hitting me now ......as /;, its,.. is';][] starting to hurt