Well if we're picking teams...

I don't want anyone in my clique, I don't like any of you.

Sign up here if you feel you must.

Bog off big nose. This was MY idea. http://games.bg/forums/images/smiles/sarcasticclap.gif

you sooooo wanna join mine, don't you

Nah, I have that lovely cock in my one.

He's well'ard.

'ave im. :bag:

My clique is SOOOO MUCH BETTER than your clique.

Oh - another underdog. I'm spolit for choice!

Sorry, I would be in your clique, but I've already committed to someone elses clique, and as I understand it you can't belong to more than one, otherwise it makes you seem too friendly.

well that's just fine.

:mad2:

Anyone see any members of this clique? Anybody................?? http://www.google.com/images/firefox/light.gif

My clique is SOOOO MUCH BETTER than your clique.
Back in primary school. I see. How old are you really????

Oi, fight in your own thread, me and my tumbleweeds are getting on just fine.

What's the matter tonee, no mates to do your dirty work for you?

Oi, fight in your own thread


Who asked you? :mad2:

Who asked you? :mad2: For someone with such a huge gang of your own, you seem to be spending a lot of time hanging around me!

For someone with such a huge gang of your own, you seem to be spending a lot of time hanging around me!

I know, but with you it's just a sex thing. :bag:

Ceri, it's over - it was only a bit of fun. You're embarassing yourself now. Move on.

But I am addicted. :sad:

Oi, fight in your own thread, me and my tumbleweeds are getting on just fine.
Are tumbleweeds real? Can I count living room furniture as members of my clique?

What's the matter tonee, no mates to do your dirty work for you?
Do you mean weeding?

Well I'm counting 4 cats, a baby, Boo, the Fimbles and a coconut monkey, so why not?

Yes, but I have my cat, Smurf.

Well I'm counting 4 cats, a baby, Boo, the Fimbles and a coconut monkey, so why not?
So anything living and non living is the criteria for membership. How elitist of you!

Not at all - the criteria being that any prospective members have to have eyes and a mouth, and prefereably not be able to answer back.


So furniture does not count in mine, but you feel free.

Yes, but I have my cat, Smurf.

Smurf only stays because you feed him

Smurf is a vicious hunter I'll have you know!! :mad2:

Do not let his soft pastel pink nose and paws deceive you!! http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/1046529126dsd.gif

Not at all - the criteria being that any prospective members have to have eyes and a mouth, and prefereably not be able to answer back.


So furniture does not count in mine, but you feel free.
Hell, Im desperate, Im including individual threads in my group.

Smurf is a vicious hunter I'll have you know!! :mad2:

Do not let his soft pastel pink nose and paws deceive you!! http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/1046529126dsd.gif
smurf is only 1 member - we are way ahead of you.

And I have a Sky remote control, some ant powder, and some squeezy metal things that help you develop your wrist muscles.

And I have a Sky remote control, some ant powder, and some squeezy metal things that help you develop your wrist muscles.
Are you drunk? Inebriated because your mother hates you? I'll buy you a drink in the bar? I do have feelings you know, when someone is on the floor/in the gutter/etc etc

No I am not drunk, just desperate.

No I am not drunk, just desperate.
May I suggest you take a slug of something powerful to numb the pain?

Look, I have three quacking ducks on a string, they said they'll join up with you Ceri.


Just bung them a couple of quid.

Can I count the nearly empty of Washing Machine Descaler in the outhouse? :unsure:

Can I count the nearly empty of Washing Machine Descaler in the outhouse? :unsure:
the individual crumbs?

And the box too

And the box too
You are desperate and I feel sorry for you. Count anything that has meaning for you, as these will be your compatriots...

Thank you tonee. I am welling up here, welling up.

Thank you tonee. I am welling up here, welling up.
Count the tissues then

I feel like you really understand me tonee...would you like to see a photo of my boobs?

I feel like you really understand me tonee...would you like to see a photo of my boobs?
why? are you counting breasts, nipples. bra, shirt, flaky skin?

Sorry, I thought if you were being kind it must mean you want to have sex with me. :ninja:

Sorry, I thought if you were being kind it must mean you want to have sex with me. :ninja:
Wednesday appointment it is then.

So you DO want to have sex with me then.

I knew it....you are just like all the others.

Floopy I will be in your clique, but I will warn you I am also going to be in everyone elses and then start one of my own involving those who appreciate the versitility of farmyard animals in the bedroom.

Deffo put me down for that one please Cat.......baaaaaa :ninja:

Righto Groucho...so you want the sheep costume then.

Cat you are a traitor!! http://www.lavasoftsupport.com/html/emoticons/thumbdown.gif

Come on then, hands up who wants me :)

Come on then, hands up who wants me :)


Oooh me me me!! You are a dirty South London mare, you should be in my gang!!

Righto Groucho...so you want the sheep costume then.

And the mint sauce! Ding Dong! :pimp:

Ceridwen wins - congratulations. How can we get Groucho over? You know him better than me and I know Cat's gonna play dirty.

Groucho is already in my gang, he signed up early

**smiles smugly**

Hoorah for Ceridwen. :w00t:
What did you have to do? No, don't tell me I don't want to know.

What is our quest?

Well so far we're doing a pretty good job of mucking up floopy's thread...:whistling:

Groucho is already in my gang, he signed up early

**smiles smugly**

the "sick little monkeys" gang if its got you pair in it :w00t:

Look it's not too late for you to join Queeenie....

Just get out of my thread, all of you :cry:

Look it's not too late for you to join Queeenie....

I will take that as a compliment :unsure: and accept :angel_not

Just get out of my thread, all of you :cry:

ahhhh shudup la la knickers......... :devil:

Yeah, what are you gonna do to make us? :boxing:

I'm being bullied :cry:

I'm being bullied :cry:


And? :mad2:

Go on Ceri, we've almost won, one last blow!

My clique is now closed for membership. :cry:

floopy has got a really, REALLY, big nose.

And she smells of cabbage.

You did it! Now get back to your own thread, it's getting out of hand.

go away, all of you :cry:

Come and join us floops.

Never ever.

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
(don't tell Ceri I begged)

nope nope nope.

I'm a victim of internet bullying, no-one can help me.

Oi!! Stop grovelling to the Essex Minger....she knows she can join when she wants, so long as she doesn't mind me using her back as a doormat. :devil:

I DON'T LIKE YOU

Thought you were getting your own stall in order. I'm trying to be nice here. I'm new you know, trying to do what's right. Ceri, of course my loyalty is to you, but you know, I think she might be a good tool. Speaking of tools, Woodstock's on.

You do, you LOVE me.

Speaking of tools, Woodstock's on.

:shocking: Patsy!

look, even my husband won't join my clique. I;ve got the message, okay?

:shocking: Patsy!

What? I speak as I found, is that a crime? :unsure:

look, even my husband won't join my clique. I;ve got the message, okay?


Look you can join mine if you want. You know it makes sense.

We can continue bullying you when you get there.

I don't want.

Just leave me alone. I've got a book to read and my mum will be here soon.

I don't want any trouble.

Could you just try and be nice for a while. I've got to go and run my 9 year old a bath. He's not feeling well and thinks chocolate would make him feel better. A scalding bath and gargling with tcp, more like it!

Grouch, if you're there, come between them (fner)

Be NICE???!! :shocking:

Get HER!!

Be NICE???!! :shocking:

Get HER!!

I'm back - just want to ease myself in gently, couldn't give us a hand could you Grouch?

Thought you were getting your own stall in order. I'm trying to be nice here. I'm new you know, trying to do what's right. Ceri, of course my loyalty is to you, but you know, I think she might be a good tool. Speaking of tools, Woodstock's on.

I never said a word....she's just very astute!

Look what happens?? I go away for a leedle Easter break, a gentle time in the fog and refined company and I come back to you lot bickering about who's clique you wanna be in. Shame on you all. tut tut!!:cool:

Right so I can sign you up for MY clique can I Flip? :thumbsup:

Right so I can sign you up for MY clique can I Flip? :thumbsup:
stooping low again Ceri :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: (get it?). Flip I think you should check my clique out too. For fairness sake!

Nah, tonee's clique is pants. Mine is MUCH better. :wink2:

Look tonee it's not too late to join you know.

Nah, tonee's clique is pants. Mine is MUCH better. :wink2:

Look tonee it's not too late to join you know.
did anyone mention the word pants?

Come on tonee, you know you want to.

Come on tonee, you know you want to.
Ah Ceri, my cherie, bug off though, tempting as you are, I aint joining you and your mates (if you have any left that is!)

Well I have my supporters, but obviously I am FAR TOO MODEST to mention them.

As I am sure you have noticed........ http://www.lavasoftsupport.com/html/emoticons/innocent.gif

A clique is not worth joining, if it takes just anyone. Surely the only clique worth joining would have a very limited and privileged membership :shutup:

A clique is not worth joining, if it takes just anyone. Surely the only clique worth joining would have a very limited and privileged membership :shutup:
ILS I will charge you £50 to get into my clique. Do we have a deal?

ILS I will charge you £50 to get into my clique. Do we have a deal?

We don't Tonee! you are suppose to give me incentives not the other way around :wacko: :laugh:

We don't Tonee! you are suppose to give me incentives not the other way around :wacko: :laugh:
Money for those who dont have it, suggests exclusivity. We also wont have Ceri or Floopy in this elite den of iniquity (havent said that for a while). Free psychological service. I will listen to all you worries. A few drinks thrown in from time to time. And my lovely good nature. Are you sure you want to throw this opportunity away??

Look I started a tribute thread didn't I ILS? Surely that's an incentive isn't it? :wink2:

Money for those who dont have it, suggests exclusivity. We also wont have Ceri or Floopy in this elite den of iniquity (havent said that for a while). Free psychological service. I will listen to all you worries. A few drinks thrown in from time to time. And my lovely good nature. Are you sure you want to throw this opportunity away??

Oooooo I am very tempted :unsure:

Look I started a tribute thread didn't I ILS? Surely that's an incentive isn't it? :wink2:

But your clique is not exclusive enough :blink:

Oooooo I am very tempted :unsure:
Be tempted. I am also snorting reading some of these posts. That can be attractive, cant it??!!! I did say also I would buy a round in Dublin (only w coming though!"!)

Oooooo I am very tempted :unsure:

Hmmph. Fawning admiration not enough for you then? :mad2:

Hmmph. Fawning admiration not enough for you then? :mad2:

Admiration is good, power is better! Can you offer me power? :devil:

Admiration is good, power is better! Can you offer me power? :devil:


Now look I would NOT do this for anybody else....

If you join my clique you can be co-commander. Now I cannot say fairer than that can I? :w00t:

Admiration is good, power is better! Can you offer me power? :devil:
power is getting in touch with the "I" inside. I can facilitate that.

Oh for goodness sake!! Power is bossing loads of people about and physically and mentally abusing them if they don't do as they're told - we all know that!! :laugh:

Decisions, Decisions

*ils puts the back of her hand to her forehead*

I need time to think Darlings ...... :laugh:

Decisions, Decisions

*ils puts the back of her hand to her forehead*

I need time to think Darlings ...... :laugh:
do whatever feels right for you.

do whatever feels right for you.


Yes. But if you choose her my gang will give you a good kick in. :)

But your clique is not exclusive enough :blink:


Are you saying Im a common old pikey then ILS?!??!!? :unsure: :shocking:

I wouldn't stand for it personally Isis. :mad2:

I wouldn't stand for it personally Isis. :mad2:

I KNOW!!!! I thought she was my friend :cry:

Are you saying Im a common old pikey then ILS?!??!!? :unsure: :shocking:


Of course not, but Ceri is :devil: :laugh:

Of course not, but Ceri is :devil: :laugh:

HOW can you say that about my "beloved leader" :ohmy:

might get some brownie points here, and possibly some POWER

Thank you Isis. Clearly ILS is an uneducated peasant type, not the striking warrior I credited her to be.

I am now promoting you to be my Second in Command.....you have permission to change your Member Title accordingly if you so wish.

Clearly ILS is an uneducated peasant type, not the striking warrior I credited her to be.



Don't you want me in your clique now?

Not after you called me a chav. :mad2:

Not after you called me a chav. :mad2:

Oh well I didn't want to join your clique anyway :devil:

Just as well really.....I can't afford to have two big titted women in the same clique.

Fannytastic :devil:

but I dont think I can change my member title :cry: so I may have to add it in my sig :thumbsup:

OK No 2. I will accept that.

Not after you called me a chav. :mad2:

It was WORSE than chav....it was pikey pikey do as you likey :shocking: