this is for all those who appreciate the versatility of farmyard animals in the bedroom.

I have costumes of the following to hire:

Sheep x 3
Cow x 4
Pig x 2
Chicken x 4
Sheep dog x 4
Goat x 2 ( I did have 3 but I have bagged one)
Duck x 5 (usually the most popular)
Geese x 1

Groucho has requested a sheeps costume so I only have 2 of those left now.

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No donkey??? :unsure:

ooh, put me down for a goose :naughty:

Sorry Ceri...have added on Donkey

Sheep x 3 (2)
Cow x 4
Pig x 2
Chicken x 4
Sheep dog x 4
Goat x 2 ( I did have 3 but I have bagged one)
Duck x 5 (usually the most popular)
Geese x 1 (0)
Donkey x 2 (1)
Rabbit x 3


HA! This could be the new masked ball....
Cat - Goat
Groucho - Sheep
Ceri - Donkey
Pat - Goose

You'd better put me down for a sheep dog costume.

Hang on hang on.....I didn't say I wanted to BE a donkey.

I would like to be on the receiving end of a donkey, when you have one please. :D

Come by Noxy :whistling

If Groucho is having the sheeps costume, can you organise a hairy arsed farmer one for me please Cat :naughty: with green wellies and dodgy check shirt........

The Farmer x 1 (0)
The Farmers wife
Sheep x 3 (2)
Cow x 4
Pig x 2
Chicken x 4
Sheep dog x 4 (3)
Goat x 2 ( I did have 3 but I have bagged one)
Duck x 5 (usually the most popular)
Geese x 1 (0)
Donkey x 2 (1)
Rabbit x 3


HA! This could be the new masked ball....
Cat - Goat
Groucho - Sheep
Ceri - Donkey
Pat - Goose
Nox - Sheep dog
Queeenie - The Farmer

Ceri you have to be a donkey if you want to be taken by one...I want all my costumes back in one peice please!

Is the cow suit big enough for two?

If so, put me down for 3 - we've got the neighbours coming later.

The Farmer x 1 (0)
The Farmers wife x 1
Sheep x 3 (2)
Cow x 4 (1)
Pig x 2
Chicken x 4
Sheep dog x 4 (3)
Goat x 2 ( I did have 3 but I have bagged one)
Duck x 5 (usually the most popular)
Geese x 1 (0)
Donkey x 2 (1)
Rabbit x 3


HA! This could be the new masked ball....
Cat - Goat
Groucho - Sheep
Ceri - Donkey
Pat - Goose
Nox - Sheep dog
Queeenie - The Farmer
Fee and her neighbours - Cows x 3 (does 3 constitute a small herd?)

Are any of the pig costumes pot-bellied. If so, put Cockney down for one!
:w00t:

Cat, sorry to be a pest...but you don't happen to have an AI man or a vet do you?

Go on then I'll be a duck. Quack quack.

*secretly wants to dress up as the farmer's wife...*

Cat, sorry to be a pest...but you don't happen to have an AI man or a vet do you?
Yep I can do a vet...only got one tho...male in green scubs? OK?

Great! Does it include rubber gloves and a syringe?

The Farmer x 1 (0)
The Farmers wife x 1
The Vet x 1 (0)
Sheep x 3 (2)
Cow x 4 (1)
Pig x 2
Chicken x 4
Sheep dog x 4 (3)
Goat x 2 ( I did have 3 but I have bagged one)
Duck x 5 (usually the most popular) (4)
Geese x 1 (0)
Donkey x 2 (1)
Rabbit x 3


HA! This could be the new masked ball....
Cat - Goat
Groucho - Sheep
Ceri - Donkey
Pat - Goose
Nox - Sheep dog
Queeenie - The Farmer
Fee and her neighbours - Cows x 3 (does 3 constitute a small herd?)
Mr Fee - The Vet
PJ - Duck

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Cat, sorry to be a pest...but you don't happen to have an AI man or a vet do you?

BE afraid Cockers pot belly - Fee wants to do a "rebecca loos" on your curly willie :shocking:

Are any of the pig costumes pot-bellied. If so, put Cockney down for one!
:w00t:

fair enought patsy I did cast the first stone

Touche, my little cockster, I can take it. So can Ceri actually, and often does I hear!

that could be fun ........er I think

Ill be the farmyard cat ..... dropping dead rats on the doorstep at 4am... :cool2:

Ill be the farmyard cat ..... dropping dead rats on the doorstep at 4am... :cool2:

I'm no expert, Pan, but don't all cats do that, not just farmyard ones. Ooh, I could keep dead or tormented mice in my shed. Actually, I'll keep them in Queeenie's shed. :naughty:

The Farmer x 1 (0)
The Farmers wife x 1
The Vet x 1 (0)
Cat x 1 (0)
Sheep x 3 (2)
Cow x 4 (1)
Pig x 2 (1)
Chicken x 4
Sheep dog x 4 (3)
Goat x 2 ( I did have 3 but I have bagged one)
Duck x 5 (usually the most popular) (4)
Geese x 1 (0)
Donkey x 2 (1)
Rabbit x 3


HA! This could be the new masked ball....
Cat - Goat
Groucho - Sheep
Ceri - Donkey
Pat - Goose
Nox - Sheep dog
Queeenie - The Farmer
Fee and her neighbours - Cows x 3 (does 3 constitute a small herd?)
Mr Fee - The Vet
PJ - Duck
Cockney - Pig
Pandora - Cat

I'm no expert, Pan, but don't all cats do that, not just farmyard ones. Ooh, I could keep dead or tormented mice in my shed. Actually, I'll keep them in Queeenie's shed. :naughty: Yeh they do, or at least mine did. Ugh. I might find some great big grandad rats to leave squidgily on doorsteps then, just to put the willies up people.... :w00t:

I want to be a lovely fluffy rabbit please.

The Farmer x 1 (0)
The Farmers wife x 1
The Vet x 1 (0)
Cat x 1 (0)
Sheep x 3 (2)
Cow x 4 (1)
Pig x 2 (1)
Chicken x 4
Sheep dog x 4 (3)
Goat x 2 ( I did have 3 but I have bagged one)
Duck x 5 (usually the most popular) (4)
Geese x 1 (0)
Donkey x 2 (1)
Rabbit x 3 (2)


HA! This could be the new masked ball....
Cat - Goat
Groucho - Sheep
Ceri - Donkey
Pat - Goose
Nox - Sheep dog
Queeenie - The Farmer
Fee and her neighbours - Cows x 3 (does 3 constitute a small herd?)
Mr Fee - The Vet
PJ - Duck
Cockney - Pig
Pandora - Cat
tiger767 - Rabbit

Tiger..you do understand the rules my love don't you????

Can I be the cockerel that cock-a-doodle-doos at first light and wakes everyone up in the morning, please :devil:

I'd like to be the virginal milking maid please.....the one the farmer would like to punish :w00t:

The Farmer x 1 (0)
The Farmers wife x 1
Milk Maid x 1 (0)
The Vet x 1 (0)
Cat x 1 (0)
Sheep x 3 (2)
Cow x 4 (1)
Pig x 2 (1)
Chicken x 4
Sheep dog x 4 (3)
Goat x 2 ( I did have 3 but I have bagged one)
Duck x 5 (usually the most popular) (4)
Geese x 1 (0)
Donkey x 2 (1)
Rabbit x 3 (2)
Cockerel x 1 (0)


HA! This could be the new masked ball....
Cat - Goat
Groucho - Sheep
Ceri - Donkey
Pat - Goose
Nox - Sheep dog
Queeenie - The Farmer
Fee and her neighbours - Cows x 3 (does 3 constitute a small herd?)
Mr Fee - The Vet
PJ - Duck
Cockney - Pig
Pandora - Cat
tiger767 - Rabbit
Buzz - Milkmaid
Andrea - Cockerel

cat - we've finished with the cow suits now. I've run them through the machine and think all the stains have come out.

I'll return the vet outfit later - we seem to be missing a rubber glove:unsure:

cat - we've finished with the cow suits now. I've run them through the machine and think all the stains have come out.

I'll return the vet outfit later - we seem to be missing a rubber glove:unsure:

No keep them for the grand party on friday in the Bar.

woo-hooo!!!:w00t:

No keep them for the grand party on friday in the Bar.
Crikey...I didn't know I would have to stay virginal till then :laugh:

That'll teach you!!:laugh:

( I have the rubber gloves, so you will be checked for authenticity)

I'm just glad I didn't join :wacko: