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Patsy
02-04-2005, 07:31 AM
.......... what would you be?

You must be specific, eg can't just say "dog", must have breed, etc.

I'd be a panda so I could sit on my ar5e and eat all day and I would be encouraged to have sex as often as possible, but I could refuse the ugly ones.

dab
02-04-2005, 09:36 AM
I'd be a leopard. I think they're gorgeous animals.

rrraawrh! :cool:

Isis
02-04-2005, 09:37 AM
Well, I think I would have to be a black cat.......

why?

cos I could sleep all day, go "whoring" all night, and lick my own bits :w00t: :devil:

Flip
02-04-2005, 10:05 AM
I have always said I would be a bird, and more specifically I would want to be a Condor, who soars high above the Andes, in peace, stillness and utter beauty.

floopy
02-04-2005, 11:21 AM
I would like to be a chameleon, cos I fink I would like to sit in the sun all day and get new outfits that matched wherever I went for free.

Patsy
02-04-2005, 01:29 PM
I would like to be a chameleon, cos I fink I would like to sit in the sun all day and get new outfits that matched wherever I went for free.

You make me laff. :laugh:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 01:30 PM
Well, I think I would have to be a black cat.......

why?

cos I could sleep all day, go "whoring" all night, and lick my own bits :w00t: :devil:


............... and your reason for being a cat is......?

Lugger Buggs
02-04-2005, 04:41 PM
I have always said I would be a bird, and more specifically I would want to be a Condor, who soars high above the Andes, in peace, stillness and utter beauty.
And where are the Andes? :unsure:

dab
02-04-2005, 04:44 PM
And where are the Andes? :unsure:

...on the end of yer armies! :kid:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 04:44 PM
........ at the end of your wristies.

Thank you, I'm here all week.

Lugger Buggs
02-04-2005, 04:45 PM
:D Yay!!!! :)

ils
02-04-2005, 04:56 PM
I would be a snow tiger....


Beautiful, fast, elegant & deadly :naughty:

Cheekychops
02-04-2005, 05:25 PM
I would be a snow tiger....


Beautiful, fast, elegant & deadly :naughty:


ILs that's what I was gonna say :sad: . Can I be one too? Or do I need to pick another?

Patsy
02-04-2005, 05:27 PM
sorry, cheeks, you need to choose something else....

Cheekychops
02-04-2005, 05:35 PM
Och well it will need to be my second choice then of a black panther, a truly magnificant big moggie that is graceful, slinky and a little bit lethal.
(Could whip the snow tigers ass anytime)

Patsy
02-04-2005, 05:38 PM
Nice one. :thumbsup: Although a little aggressive. :boxing:

Cheekychops
02-04-2005, 05:40 PM
Nice one. :thumbsup: Although a little aggressive. :boxing:

Sorry Patsy :blush: didn't mean to be a bit aggressive was just losing myself in being a black panther :laugh:

waylander
02-04-2005, 05:40 PM
I think I would be an orang-utang so I can just sit and scratch myself all day and watch the world go by :sleepy:

ils
02-04-2005, 05:54 PM
(Could whip the snow tigers ass anytime)

I don't think so :ninja:

Cheekychops
02-04-2005, 05:56 PM
I don't think so :ninja:

Wanna Bet :gunsmilie ?

ils
02-04-2005, 06:06 PM
Wanna Bet :gunsmilie ?


If you like :D

Cheekychops
02-04-2005, 06:11 PM
If you like :D


Ok Miss Snow Tiger I bet you your lovely pelt :devil: that the lean, mean killing machine that is my animal could............................................. ..




















......................survive in the Jungle for longer than your's :laugh:

waylander
02-04-2005, 06:12 PM
sounds like a battles brewing!

Cheekychops
02-04-2005, 06:16 PM
sounds like a battles brewing!


In which the black panther would ultimately win :laugh:




P.S. Waylander don't tell ILS but I'm only jealous cos she got Snow Tiger first :wink2:

Cat
02-04-2005, 06:18 PM
I'm not sure what I would like be...one of my fave animals is the Sloath..but I'm certainly not one of those. A Reebok for my spring...but I would like to credit myself with more intelligence. A Meer Cat for my inquisitiveness..

Who knows...I would have to be a self made animal like the greeks did with their gods.

waylander
02-04-2005, 06:20 PM
I'm not sure what I would like be...one of my fave animals is the Sloath..but I'm certainly not one of those. A Reebok for my spring...but I would like to credit myself with more intelligence. A Meer Cat for my inquisitiveness..

Who knows...I would have to be a self made animal like the greeks did with their gods.
why not be a goat like your friends

ils
02-04-2005, 06:30 PM
Ok Miss Snow Tiger I bet you your lovely pelt :devil: that the lean, mean killing machine that is my animal could............................................. ..




















......................survive in the Jungle for longer than your's :laugh:

Who wants to live in the jungle when you can live where the snow falls :wink2:

Cat
02-04-2005, 06:36 PM
why not be a goat like your friends

Actually a goat is the nearest..I like to bleet, I am dexterous on a rough terrain, I like climbing mountains, can be a bit cheesey and I pull.

So yes....I shall be a goat.


PS Waylander did you notice my non flirtacious manner with you now that your wife is on board. Hope you appreciate that.

waylander
02-04-2005, 06:45 PM
most appreciated, although weaveworld says she doesn't care

Cat
02-04-2005, 06:48 PM
most appreciated, although weaveworld says she doesn't care

Well in that case....

How you doin :naughty:

ils
02-04-2005, 06:51 PM
most appreciated, although weaveworld says she doesn't care

I think weaveworld might regret those words :ninja:

Patsy
02-04-2005, 07:08 PM
why not be a goat like your friends

Who are you calling a goat? :boxing:

Cat
02-04-2005, 07:15 PM
Who are you calling a goat? :boxing:

PATSY...goats are my friends look...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Caty65/goatan1.jpg

This bad boy is fantastic.

I have a few, but this is my pulling goat..I am bringing him to your party.

Patsy
02-04-2005, 07:25 PM
erm, looks like a lady goat to me Cat and look what she's done :pooh: Could you put her in the empty shed please, she can trim the green shag pile.

Oops, sorry wrong thread AGAIN. Sorry, done so many threads today I've lost count (she asides in a smug self satisfied manner)